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oh my god babe thank you so much for fucking bringing us mini golfing it's so

much more fun than going to dinner like something boring like that like this is

the best neighborhood too yeah fuck it is what Well, we mainly have the best

neighbors. Some people are a little sour because they're not good at it. OT, I

swear you do this every fucking time. Look at this ball you give me. What is

this shit? We need to give you a colored one so that when you hit it out in the

bushes, you could find it. Did it have to be all jacked up like this? It's like

my ball has, is your balls jacked up like this? No, my balls are not jacked

up. My balls are very aerodynamic. Why do you need to make an excuse about

everything? And why does he have like some special equipment?

What is this shitty putter I get? He's got like a professional PGA Tour fucking

thing over here.

He has shoulder problems. Yeah, I have the shoulder issue.

Yeah, it's very, very bad. He doesn't complain about it.

You're being very mean.

Am I being too mean? You are.

All right, let me zen out.

Go ahead and shoot.

We've been waiting like 10 fucking minutes. Go ahead, we'll wait.

Just not by the hour or anything.

Breathing.

Come on.

One with the club.

One with the club. Relax.

I'm ready.

I can do this.

Are you sure?

I got this. Let's do this. Let's do this.

Yeah, you will.

Am I going first?

Yeah, sure. Absolutely. We wouldn't want to upset the princess, would we? Yep.

Everybody make sure you're silent. We don't want to jinx this shot.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Hey, hey, hey.

You can do this, honey. I believe in you. You got it. You believe in me,

wife, right? Yeah, totally.

Totally believe in you. Yes, you can do this.

God damn it! What the fuck was that?

Apparently a shit hit.

Yeah, you trying to kill a squirrel over there? Oh, yeah. Give him some

incentive. Come on. Yeah, Pondy, help him out.

Show him that fucking cute ass of yours. Maybe that'll motivate him. There we go.

I'm motivated. He isn't.

I am, too. Shit.

Oh my god.

It was better. It's okay.

It's fine. Your next try will be better.

It was a little better.

Maybe we can give him some real motivation.

You know what?

How about we give him a little more incentive?

I think he needs a little more than that.

She's going to give you more motivation.

You want to use a regular ball?

Could I please, Eric, use a regular ball? You certainly can.

Thank you, Eric.

Special club, man.

You even have a special ball? Look at the special ball you have. I'll need a

deposit back if you lose that one. Hey, just get the ball right in the hole.

Oh, God.

Now it's going to be a very, very tight hole to get in.

It does look like a tight hole. Just imagine like this right here, like a

linear.

Oh, God. Okay.

Oh.

Yeah, I told you. You just needed a little more motivation.

That was motivating.

Yeah, you got that ball right in that hole.

That tight little hole.

And for that, I think you deserve a prize.

What is that?

I'll show you.

Honey,

are you okay with this? Of course.

They're our neighbors and our best friends. Why wouldn't I be okay with

this? That is true. We all are good best friends.

Keep talking to your wife or whatever.

Holy shit.

It looks like everybody gets a reward.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. T, your wife's got skills.

My wife's not that bad either.

Oh, no.

wife, baby.

Yo, get the fuck in there. Yo, flip that pussy.

Oh, yo.

Keep sucking dicks. Good job.

Did I get you a good job sucking out the cock?

She is.

She looks horrible.

She looks horrible in two, that's for sure.

Mm-hmm.

That's the best neighborhood ever. Fucking right.

Property value just went up, man.

Alright. Next time, Key can decide where we go.

Something I'm good at.

Bowling?

Bowling! Remember my shoulders.

We'll figure it out. We can just do this again. This is a sport, right?

You're just going to get mad all over again.

I'm winning right now. What?

It's fine. It's all good. You guys are not ever leaving the neighborhood.

Yeah, please. You guys have to stay in the neighborhood.

Absolutely. Best neighbors ever.