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(一架飛機)
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(從英國來)
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(帶回來一對情侶)
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(趕著回家見他們的父母)
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老爺
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放開…放呀
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撞了人連對不起也不說一聲就想走
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放開
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你是周榮宗？
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我也想起來了，你叫…李耀祖
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對了，我是叫李耀祖
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李耀祖就是我
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耀祖公司的董事長又是我
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總經理也是我
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董事長…
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小人得志，怪不得那麼樣囂張
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你再胡說八道
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你不控告我，我先控告你
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控告我甚麼？
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阻我辦公
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我也可以叫我的兒子回來控告你
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我犯甚麼罪？
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阻差辦公
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阻甚麼差？
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郵差
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你再笑我可不客氣了
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我懶得聽你放屁，來，走
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讓開
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哪兒走？
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珠珠…
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我要請問你，那珠珠她在哪裡？
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你不說話，也不搭理
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你把嘴緊閉，半聲不出氣
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好像正在生蛋的老母雞
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生不出蛋來，好似斷了氣
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自從嫁了你，天天生悶氣
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不許打麻將，不許買東西
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不管我的事，只管你自己
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戀愛的時候，虛情又假意
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嫁了你以後，你變成皇帝
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自從娶了你，我倒楣倒到底
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白天發脾氣，晚上流鼻涕
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像個母老虎，又像老狐狸
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這樣的老婆，誰敢理睬你
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只有一輩子，拍你的馬屁
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請你想一想，你從前是甚麼樣子
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一個小職員，坐在門房裡
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做個小收發，像個甚麼東西
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那種苦滋味，難道你都已經忘記
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幸虧追求我，算你有福氣
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也是我命苦，偏偏就愛上了你
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大姐提拔你，做了大經理
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你的良心掉在那廁所裡
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胡說八道，你簡直是無道理
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金寶，小姐呢？
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在樓上
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樓上？
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珠珠
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爸爸…
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我的心肝
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爸爸…
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我的寶貝
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爸爸，你不知道我有多想你？
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爸爸，你哭了？
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沒…沒關係
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你為甚麼不先打一個電報回來
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讓我去接你呢？
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我怕你帶一大隊樂隊到機場來接我
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那有甚麼不好？這是排場嘛
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明珠，你過來，我有話跟你說
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媽…你想說甚麼？
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我…
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珠珠，過來，我有話跟你說
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明珠，我的話還沒說完呢
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媽，你到底要說甚麼？
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珠珠，我的話好要緊的
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明珠，你聽媽先說
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珠珠，你還不過來，我是你爸爸
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珠兒
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姨媽 珠兒
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珠兒…你可回來了
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我一聽說你回來了，我馬上就來了
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我連頭髮都沒有去做
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珠兒，自從你去了英國之後
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我家裡裝修了九次
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最近一次我最滿意
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相信你一定喜歡
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明天你一定要來看看
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姨媽，我知道了，您放我下來吧
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好…
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耀祖，你回來了？
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大姐
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二妹，你一打電話來
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我恨不得馬上坐飛機來
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大姐，我知道您的司機開車開得慢
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一定把您給急壞了吧
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珠兒，你跑到那麼遠去學唱歌
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幾時開演唱會呀？
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大姐，我想先替珠珠請一次客
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讓親戚朋友都來家裡聚聚
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爸爸
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我看不用了，我又不喜歡熱鬧的
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明珠說得對
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還是在家裡清清靜靜的陪陪媽媽吧
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請甚麼客，吃甚麼飯呢？
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大姐，您說對不對？
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我不說，你們的事我不管
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你怎麼知道？
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媽，您還沒睡呀？
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我來看看你睡著了沒有？
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有甚麼事嗎？
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沒有…
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珠珠，我已經吩咐過阿壽了
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如果你明天出去
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你叫他開車送你去好了
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爸爸，我有話要跟你說
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改天再說吧
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我明天還要跟人家談一樁大生意
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早點睡吧，乖…
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他們鬥氣，連電話都用兩個
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我問你，這麼大的事情
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你為甚麼要騙我？
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是誰給你出的主意？
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是誰給你的膽子？你說呀
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爸爸
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你啞了？你為甚麼不說話？
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爸爸，我本來想告訴您的
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請周國棟先生聽電話
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對不起，他現在正跟他爸爸談話
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你明天打來吧
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國棟一定跟他爸爸在談我們的婚事
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誰的電話？
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打錯了
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我再問你，你去留學
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頭一年的學費跟船費
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是哪兒來的？
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是…
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我天天給人家送信
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還要被那些暴發戶撞倒在地上
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這麼樣的苦，這麼樣的熬
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我為的是甚麼？
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爸爸
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住口
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爸爸，我知道，可是…我…
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原來你學的是那種倒楣的
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賺不到錢的音樂
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我看你將來會不會餓死在馬路上
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爸爸，我餓不餓死在馬路上
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是我的事
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我並不是存心要騙你
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我…我只是喜歡音樂
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可是又怕你不讓我學，所以…
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你還說沒騙我？
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我要是知道你去英國學音樂
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我根本就不會跟你媽省吃儉用
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一毛錢一毛錢的存起來給你買船票
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榮宗
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學音樂也是好事呀
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你說甚麼？
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有人叫門
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誰叫門？
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沒有，沒有呀
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爸爸
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叫我幹甚麼？
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我知道你很生我的氣
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你怕我學了音樂之後
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將來賺不到錢
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可見你還是疼我的
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爸爸，我在回香港之前
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已經寄了兩首曲子
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給一家美國的唱片公司
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如果他們採用了，我就成功了
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也有錢了
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就算在香港，我也可以找到職業
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我現在就去
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國棟，現在太晚了
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明天再去吧
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嬉皮士不像話，可笑又可怕
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三個月他不洗澡，八個月也不理髮
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吃飽了你還要，頭昏眼又花
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看見了和尚他叫爸爸
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看見尼姑叫乾媽
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男男女女不像話，打扮得真肉麻
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把底褲戴在頭頂上
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把圍巾圍在肚皮下
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吃飽了你還要，還要去吃大麻
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因為他也怕警察，所以今天不回家
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看見狗窩往裡爬
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你幹甚麼？
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別提了，還不是為了國棟
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幸虧他沒跟那班阿飛嬉皮士學
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睡覺
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小姐，早
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早
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你幹甚麼？
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梳頭
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梳頭？
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是老爺吩咐的
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是太太先讓我梳的
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你梳那邊，我梳這邊
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誰也不許過界
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好
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你們都給我滾出去
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是
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看我幹甚麼？不認識我呀？
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這麼兇幹嘛？
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喂，國棟，昨兒晚上你…
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明珠，待會兒我們見了面
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再告訴你好嗎？
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好呀
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在甚麼地方？
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老地方，快樂咖啡室怎麼樣？
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快樂咖啡室？
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你忘了？
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就是以前我們常去的那家
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對了，先到先等
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老爺的辦公室在十五樓
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小姐，要不要我陪你上去？
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不要，金寶
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小姐，我在這兒呢
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你們兩個都在這兒等我
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誰要離開一步
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我就告訴爸爸，告訴媽
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好呀，阿壽
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你當心一點，我回去告訴太太
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隨便你怎麼樣
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計程車…
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你昨兒晚上跟伯父談過我們的事？
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你怎麼知道的？
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伯母告訴我的
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甚麼？
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在電話裡
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我想他們一定很開心了
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不
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為甚麼？
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我沒有跟他們說
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甚麼？難道你忘了
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你忘了我們的約定
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我們一回到家裡頭
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就告訴我們父母的
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不，我沒忘掉，不過…
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不過，不過甚麼？
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因為…
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因為，因為甚麼？
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明珠，你別生氣
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你老實告訴我
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是不是你爸爸媽媽不喜歡我？
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不是的
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那是為甚麼？
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我爸爸知道我瞞著他學音樂
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就大發脾氣把我罵了一頓
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你想我怎麼能再向他
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提起我們的婚事呢？
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怪不得那天在電話裡頭那麼吵
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不過你別擔心
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待一兩天讓他氣平下來了
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我再跟他商量
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我相信他一定會贊成的
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你呢？
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我也沒機會跟他們說起
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他們從前是很恩愛的
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沒想到幾年不見，他們全變了
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變了？
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他們日夜不停的在冷戰
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你…叫我怎麼說呢？
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別難過
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這是我們預料不到的
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我帶你去看個朋友好不好？
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誰呀？
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就是你以前認識的
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那個吹喇叭的
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幾樓呀？
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三…
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三樓
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加三
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六樓？
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六樓，你不習慣，慢慢上吧
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不怕
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到了
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國棟？
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國棟你回來了？
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國棟，她是…
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糊塗蟲，從前你見過的
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她就是李明珠小姐
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李小姐，我真糊塗
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他就是小喇叭
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不…我姓白
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因為長得矮，所以叫小白
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你這個樓梯呀
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就像爬山一樣
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對了，我最怕爬山了
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所以有九百多次都想搬家
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就是沒錢
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李小姐，我跟國棟
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從小孩就是好朋友
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你呀，還是小時候那個老樣子
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誰說的？我現在不是長高了嗎？
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國棟，我表演小喇叭給你聽一聽
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你看我進步了沒有？
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你讓我喘口氣好不好？
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好…
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我們剛才在爬山的時候
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已經聽過了，非常好
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那是我自己寫的
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國棟，你給我改一改好不好？
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00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:41,000
你聽那喇叭聲是多麼嘹亮
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就應該好好的坐下來欣賞
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縱然有很多的煩惱
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收起來全部扔進那大海洋
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代替那車聲不斷的地方
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那音調，神妙的溜進你的心房
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不管是前途多艱難
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還是要挺起胸膛，勇往前闖
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人世間縱有黑暗的地方
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只要你面向光明不徬徨
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輕鬆地彈，興奮地唱
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美妙的音樂能使你精神爽
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睜開眼，我心情盡興又燦爛
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00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:18,360
何必要無故地自己找麻煩
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有道是尋遍昨夜夢
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00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:32,480
一樣要高高興興等待好時光
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你寫得很好嘛
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哪裡
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你唱得很好嘛
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明珠是聲樂家，很有名的
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小白，我正想問你
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你能不能替我找份工作？
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00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,440
你這個留過學的音樂家
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要跟我在夜總會彈鋼琴呀？
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是的
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國棟，為甚麼要這樣呢？
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錢，我家裡有嘛
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00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,600
明珠，難道你忘了？
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00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,760
我早說過，不要你家裡一分錢
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00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,880
我是個半工半讀的苦學生
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00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,040
甚麼苦我都吃過了
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00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,320
大丈夫能屈能伸
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00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,400
等我們有了錢，再開演唱會好了
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00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,960
我回來第一個願望
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00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,560
一定要你父母親口答應我們的婚事
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00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,920
然後我們再結婚
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00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,000
阿壽，小姐怎麼還不下來呢？
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00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:50,880
我怎麼知道？
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00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,600
你是老爺的人，你應該上去看看嘛
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00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,720
我不去
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00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,680
阿壽呀，你不是一向都對我很好嗎
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00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,040
那你為甚麼不帶我上去看看小姐呢
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00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,480
好不好嘛？
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00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,160
好
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00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,520
那我們就去了
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00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,680
走吧，你真好
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00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,720
老爺
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00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,360
怎麼？
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00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,200
小姐呢？
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00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,520
小姐沒來過
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00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,600
糟了
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00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,120
珠兒不見了？
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00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,880
耀祖，你怎麼還不快去找？
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00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,240
我也要去找，阿珍
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00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,320
太太
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00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,480
快去準備車子
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00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,080
李小姐，太太
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00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,120
珠兒…
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00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:53,680
姨媽
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00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,920
你到哪兒去了？
367
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,520
我到個同學家去了呀
368
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,120
怎麼也不跟家裡說一聲呢？
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00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,960
你爸爸跟你媽媽都急死了
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00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,240
姨媽
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00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,200
爸爸以前跟媽一直很好的
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00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,600
為甚麼現在會變成這個樣子呢？
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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,400
別提了，你自己問問他們吧
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00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,720
王太太，我們明珠來過沒有？
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00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,400
沒有呀，不在這兒
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00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,240
沒來過？
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00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,480
對不起，謝謝你，麻煩你了，再見
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00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,600
有功夫來坐
379
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,040
你小聲點好嗎？
380
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,040
你小聲點好不好？
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00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:22,960
我找珠珠呀
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00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040
我也在找明珠呀
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00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:24,680
討厭死了
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00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,680
你才討厭
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00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,120
小姐，你來了？
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00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,480
回來了…
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00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,760
珠珠（明珠）你跑到哪兒去了？
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00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,640
我到同學家去了
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00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,120
你該跟金寶說一聲…
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00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,840
免得爸爸（媽媽）擔心
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00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,840
下次不要這樣了…
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00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,240
爸爸
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00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,200
好了…我現在趕回公司
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00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,080
談一樁大生意，阿壽，走了
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00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280
爸爸…你…
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00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,080
拜拜…
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00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,960
媽，爸爸他…
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00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,800
姨媽，您全看到了
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00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,080
您說我怎麼辦？
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00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,320
他們只顧自己鬥氣，根本就不理我
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00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,320
小姐，太太哭得很厲害
402
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,360
你趕快去勸勸她吧
403
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,040
媽…你到底為甚麼那麼傷心嘛
404
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,600
你媽的命好苦
405
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,000
到底是為了甚麼事情呀？
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00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,480
我嫁給你爸爸快半輩子了
407
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,200
沒想到會弄成今天這個樣子
408
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,440
媽，我正想問你
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00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,680
從前他當收發的時候
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00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,440
一下班就回來陪我
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00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,640
現在，當了總經理了
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00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,160
不到半夜十二點
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00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,400
連個鬼影子也看不見
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00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,400
還不想想，要不是我大姐幫他忙
415
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,120
他怎麼會有今天呢？
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00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,240
媽，也許爸爸現在忙了呢？
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00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,320
你知道甚麼？
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00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,040
你爸爸外面有女人了
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00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,480
甚麼？
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00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,840
就是他的女秘書，金小燕
421
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,560
爸爸，你不知道媽今天哭得好傷心
422
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,880
怎麼會呢？
423
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,000
總經理，請您簽個字
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00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,160
金小姐
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00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,960
待會兒環球公司營業代表來了
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00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,160
馬上通知我
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00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,920
是
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00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,760
金小燕就是她？
429
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,400
是呀，她漂亮嗎？
430
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,600
對了
431
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:10,040
我怎麼會喜歡這…她呢？
432
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,520
珠珠，別聽你媽胡說吧
433
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,840
我生意做大了
434
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,640
自然應酬就多了
435
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,520
大多數都是外國人
436
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,320
你媽媽又不懂英文的
437
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,280
帶她去有甚麼用？
438
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,960
你知道，你爸爸的英文又說得不好
439
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,400
只懂幾句Yes, No就完了
440
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,440
那麼不請一個女秘書怎麼行呢？
441
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,360
對不對？
442
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,840
我跟她說過幾百遍了
443
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,520
她還不相信
444
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,760
我真不明白，五十多歲的…
445
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,280
不…五十多歲的老太婆
446
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,560
比小姑娘還會吃醋
447
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,920
爸爸，那你今天回家吃晚飯囉
448
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:05,600
好的
449
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,120
走
450
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,400
走？現在不行
451
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,800
我還要等一個外國人談一樁大生意
452
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,480
總經理，環球公司的代表來了
453
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,480
好的…
454
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,800
珠珠，你先回家吧
455
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,320
爸爸，我走了
456
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,880
你好，歡迎…
457
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,960
請…
458
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,960
您先請
459
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:41,840
請
460
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,320
請坐…坐
461
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,520
謝謝
462
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,720
雪茄
463
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,960
好
464
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,240
請問要喝咖啡還是茶？
465
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:02,320
都可以
466
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,560
白蘭地…
467
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,720
多謝
468
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,320
先生…
469
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:25,120
你的公司很大…
470
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,320
你…
471
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,320
李先生
472
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,040
你懂國語？
473
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,360
你誤會了
474
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:30,920
甚麼？
475
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,840
我只不過是帶他來的
476
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,440
環球公司的代表就是這位黃先生
477
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,520
黃…黃先生
478
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,960
抽煙…
479
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,760
抽…
480
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,600
黃先生…黃經理…黃代表…黃大人
481
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,680
請恕小弟一時糊塗
482
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:08,600
真是萬二分…對不起，對不起
483
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,920
大家都是做生意的人，沒關係
484
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,240
謝謝…
485
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,400
黃先生，請喝酒
486
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,760
乾杯…
487
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,920
金小姐，你沒事了，別讓人進來
488
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,720
是
489
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,560
請抽煙
490
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,800
不，謝謝
491
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,320
黃先生，關於我們合作的計畫
492
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,000
我已經考慮過了
493
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,440
條件方面也算合適
494
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,200
讓我們詳細談談吧
495
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,480
那太好了，我們談談
496
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,200
雙掛號
497
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,040
對不起，這封信是特別的
498
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,120
一定要你們總經理親筆簽名
499
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,120
對不起，請你等一等好不好？
500
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:06,640
怎麼了？
501
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,000
總經理有客人在
502
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,280
他吩咐過，不許人進去的
503
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,920
如果你還有別的地方要去
504
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,760
那請你待會兒再來好不好？
505
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,880
對不起，一定要交給他本人
506
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,200
沒問題吧？
507
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,320
沒問題了
508
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,040
請簽字
509
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,880
這封信不給他也不行
510
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,760
黃先生，對不起
511
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,480
請坐一下，我出去看看
512
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,080
他的事重要我的事更重要，小姐
513
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,160
我不是跟你說過了嗎？
514
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,120
裡面有客人在，別那麼不講理
515
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,520
好了…他出來了
516
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:46,360
總經理…董事長，對不起
517
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,040
這封信一定要請你親自簽名
518
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,360
簽字呀？
519
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,120
李耀祖，這…
520
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,520
辦公…
521
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,920
走開…你呀，你…
522
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,240
我…我呀
523
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,800
我是來送掛號信給你簽收的
524
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,240
簽字有甚麼大不了，簡直是來胡鬧
525
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,840
放屁，請我來我還不來呢
526
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,800
這封信是政府指定要你簽名的
527
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,680
懂不懂？虧你還做過收發員呢
528
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,040
快點簽
529
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,400
我還有一百零七封信要送呢
530
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,000
黃經理，真對不起呀
531
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,840
他們已經走了
532
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,480
走了？
533
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,080
534
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,800
媽，您就下去跟爸爸講和吧
535
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,840
不
536
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,240
那個金小燕
537
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,120
一本正經的樣子，像修女一樣
538
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,400
我已經跟爸爸說過了，我們下去呀
539
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,640
好，我就看你面子
540
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,640
爸爸
541
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:51,960
媽
542
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,920
你回來了？
543
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,760
爸爸，你快說話呀
544
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,920
是…
545
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,880
你也回來了嗎？
546
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,960
明珠，放開我嘛
547
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,720
像演戲一樣，難為情死了
548
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,960
媽，不要嘛
549
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,960
爸爸，媽
550
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,600
明珠，你再也不要勸我了
551
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,400
不要呀
552
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,000
不管我怎麼委曲求全
553
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,240
他也不會回心轉意的了
554
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,120
豈有此理，我在外頭已經受夠了氣
555
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,120
回到家來你還是這麼囉哩囉唆
556
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,600
爸爸
557
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,720
你在公司裡受了狐狸精的氣
558
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,960
回家來拿我出氣呀
559
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,000
媽媽
560
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,520
你不要管
561
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,120
除了郵差周以外
562
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,960
我從來沒見過像你這樣不講理的人
563
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,360
好，我今天非跟你說個明白不可
564
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,320
好，你說
565
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,960
你說，你想怎麼樣嘛…
566
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,120
你講…
567
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,280
不要吵了
568
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,800
你們聽著，我要結婚了
569
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,600
甚麼？
570
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,600
你說甚麼？
571
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,920
結婚？
572
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,800
是的，我要結婚
573
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,280
珠珠，你怎麼一直沒說呀
574
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,120
明珠，你早該告訴媽呀
575
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,760
他是怎麼樣的？
576
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,480
他長得漂亮不漂亮？
577
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,680
珠珠，快跟爸爸說呀
578
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,800
明珠，說給媽聽聽
579
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,240
他家裡做甚麼生意呀？
580
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,800
他家住在哪兒？
581
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,880
他家裡還有甚麼人？
582
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,360
明珠，他家有幾個兄弟姐妹呀？
583
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,120
這個男孩子一定是很漂亮的
584
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,800
當然了，我女兒自己選的還會錯嘛
585
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,800
你說是不是？
586
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,880
他叫甚麼名字？
587
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,280
他幹甚麼的？
588
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,240
為甚麼不帶他回家坐坐？
589
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,360
為甚麼不請他回來吃飯呢？
590
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,360
國…
591
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,720
國棟
592
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,960
國棟，吃菜
593
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,040
好…
594
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,160
周先生，別客氣
595
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,840
是…
596
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,040
都是自己人，客氣甚麼？
597
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,240
你們都太客氣了
598
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,240
國棟，珠珠在外國多虧你照顧
599
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,360
來…請多吃點菜
600
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,440
好…謝謝
601
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,920
明珠時常誇獎你，又聰明又勤力
602
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,200
謝謝…
603
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,000
吃呀，別客氣
604
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:24,560
回來了？
605
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,200
媽，你還沒睡呀？
606
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,800
怎麼睡得著呢？
607
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,360
吃得還好嗎？
608
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,840
緊張得要命
609
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,600
我都不曉得吃些甚麼
610
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920
傻孩子
611
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,760
爸爸呢？
612
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:37,640
睡了
613
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,640
怎麼樣？他們跟你說了些甚麼？
614
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,040
還不是一些家常話
615
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,880
他們對你還好嗎？
616
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,040
很好，李伯伯叫我喝茶
617
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,400
我…我就喝茶
618
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,200
李伯母叫我吃菜，我就拼命吃菜
619
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,800
這叫丈母娘看女婿，越看越喜歡
620
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,360
國棟
621
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,360
哪天我們也請李小姐來吃頓飯
622
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,360
我們也想見見她，好不好？
623
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,400
當然好了
624
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,000
不過，爸爸他…
625
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,760
如果你想娶李小姐
626
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,640
還瞞得過你爸爸？
627
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,600
我怕他說…
628
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,120
不要緊，你放心好了，這件事有我
629
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,280
你去約李小姐
630
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,520
爸爸那兒我來跟他說
631
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,360
你…你沒有睡著呀？
632
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,040
你想跟我說甚麼？
633
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,800
你…你都聽見了？
634
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,600
有甚麼聽不見的？
635
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,080
他要結婚是不是？
636
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,960
可別指望我替他養老婆
637
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,200
榮宗，國棟的年紀也不小了
638
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,880
也應該結婚了呀
639
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,920
爸爸
640
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,400
你來得正好，過來…
641
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,720
究竟是誰偷走了你的心？
642
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,960
是誰偷去了你的心？
643
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,320
害你變成個糊塗的人
644
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:15,040
矇查查，昏沉沉，好像在發神經
645
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:21,560
是誰偷了你的心？害你這樣沒精神
646
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,280
你不愛爸爸，愛女人
647
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,040
簡直太沒有良心
648
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,440
媽還不是偷了你的心？
649
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,200
沒有人偷得走我的心
650
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,760
是我偷了你媽媽的心
651
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:43,440
你媽媽愛我太深，愛得我頭腦發昏
652
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,760
是誰偷了你的心？
653
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,080
讓你變成個沒有心的人
654
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,840
你本是個小小的蟲
655
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,640
我把你做成了人
656
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:03,640
哪個人偷了你的心
657
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:08,480
她就是一個狐狸精
658
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,920
自由戀愛，我不問
659
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,840
謝謝爸爸
660
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,880
十年之內，不許結婚
661
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:22,760
不要緊
662
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,760
是誰偷去了你的心？
663
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,080
我要抓住這偷心的人
664
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,640
偷去的心只有四兩重
665
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:37,640
我要她賠我十斤
666
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,640
國棟，你不用怕，我去跟他說
667
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,560
好，她叫甚麼名字？
668
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,400
李明珠
669
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,480
聽名字就嬌生慣養的
670
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,840
我看國棟怎麼樣養活她吧？
671
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:10,320
水長流，流去不回頭
672
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:19,760
就像我倆的愛情，一發不能收
673
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:27,520
生生世世到永久
674
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:34,760
看那江河水長流
675
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,720
浪滔滔，歲月悠悠
676
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:55,080
江河水長流
677
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:08,680
水長流，流轉千萬週
678
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:18,080
就像我倆的愛情，永遠不停留
679
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:24,760
只有開始無止休
680
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:33,120
奔向江河水長流
681
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:40,360
江河深情更深厚
682
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:53,600
江河水長流
683
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:20,960
水長流，流轉千萬週
684
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:29,960
就像我倆的愛情，永遠不停留
685
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:36,080
只有開始無止休
686
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:45,120
奔向江河水長流
687
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,920
江河深情更深厚
688
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,920
江河水長流
689
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,520
江河水長流
690
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,080
李小姐，廚房裡太熱了
691
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,320
到外邊去坐吧
692
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,600
您別客氣
693
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,440
伯母，您燒得好香呀
694
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,280
這叫甚麼菜呀？
695
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,880
這是國棟最愛吃的紅燒獅子頭
696
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,960
為甚麼我們家燒得沒那麼香呢？
697
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,880
這是國棟想出來的，只要加點檸檬
698
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,640
再加幾個橄欖就好吃了
699
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,080
媽，要不要我幫忙？
700
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,160
不要，你陪李小姐外面去坐吧
701
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,560
好，明珠
702
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,840
不，我要留下來幫伯母的忙
703
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,720
我媽很能幹的
704
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,480
她一個人能做好幾個人的事
705
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,920
你留在這兒，還嫌你礙事
706
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,360
李小姐，別聽國棟胡說了
707
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,640
來，走
708
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,800
大姐，馬董事長夫婦
709
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,920
表舅舅要不要請來？
710
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,000
何必這麼緊張呢？
711
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,760
現在只要請國棟的父母
712
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,320
到這兒來見見面就行了
713
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,760
對了，就約他們好了
714
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,800
是…
715
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:18,600
周…
716
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,160
大姐，國棟的父親叫甚麼名字？
717
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,760
叫…那天晚上你沒問過國棟嗎？
718
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,920
沒問過
719
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,560
真糊塗
720
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,320
爸爸
721
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,480
珠兒，你回來得正好
722
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,360
有甚麼事嗎？
723
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,080
國棟的父親叫甚麼名字？
724
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,760
叫…周榮宗
725
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:50,040
周…榮…宗，周榮宗
726
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,240
爸爸，他的名字跟你連在一塊兒
727
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,320
剛好是榮宗耀祖
728
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,880
再說一遍
729
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,240
榮宗耀祖
730
00:48:59,200 --> 00:48:59,840
很好的一對
731
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,640
很好…
732
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:09,880
周…
733
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,120
你幹甚麼？
734
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,080
珠珠，你爸爸這一輩子
735
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,240
只有一個仇人，就是周榮宗
736
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,000
你嫁給他的兒子
737
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,600
我無論怎麼樣，我都不答應的
738
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,800
媽
739
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,400
站住
740
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,000
大姐，嫁給國棟的是珠珠，不是我
741
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,760
我已經知道了，請你甭說
742
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,720
別走…
743
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:45,600
你…
744
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,560
大姐，也不是你嫁給國棟
745
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:49,640
不用說了
746
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,120
我偏要說
747
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:53,480
你說得對
748
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,040
不是你嫁也不是我嫁
749
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,400
是珠兒要嫁給國棟
750
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,600
你跟我誰都不可以反對
751
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,480
好，她要是嫁給周國棟
752
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:07,520
除非…她不認我這個爸爸
753
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,800
你…
754
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,560
孩子，不許昏倒
755
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,520
有你媽，你姨媽在這兒，你不要怕
756
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,920
老頭子，我警告你
757
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,840
你要不認她做女兒
758
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,760
我就不認你做丈夫
759
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,280
那最好
760
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,440
我落得逍遙自在，去
761
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:38,360
你…
762
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,280
大姐，你現在不怪我跟他吵架了吧
763
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,760
好，這次我不能不管
764
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,360
周榮宗
765
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:05,440
原來你是賴蛤蟆想吃天鵝肉
766
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,560
你說甚麼？
767
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,000
你也不自量一下
768
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,520
你的寶貝兒子甚麼身份？
769
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,840
我兒子怎麼了？
770
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,600
告訴你，休想我女兒嫁給你兒子
771
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,720
下次他再來我家
772
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,040
小心我打斷他的狗腿
773
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,720
原來追求我兒子的
774
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,160
是你這個收發員的女兒
775
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,240
你別昧著良心了
776
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,640
你還不是想高攀我這個總經理嘛
777
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,800
你…
778
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,960
說到你心眼兒裡去了吧
779
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,560
告訴你，你也別想我兒子
780
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,720
娶你那個嫁不出去的破…破女兒
781
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,960
國棟，你這個沒出息的東西，我…
782
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,280
要不是我跑得快
783
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,200
早就讓我爸爸砍上兩刀
784
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,120
有甚麼辦法讓這兩位老人家
785
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,480
了結這段冤仇？
786
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,320
我有甚麼辦法呢？
787
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,920
那你為甚麼不想一想呢？
788
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,000
你要我想甚麼呢？
789
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,560
就會發牢騷
790
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,160
你這麼逼我，家裡又那麼逼我
791
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,760
你難道要逼我去自殺？
792
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,760
甚麼？
793
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,640
自殺
794
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:24,960
國棟回來了
795
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,280
怎麼樣？
796
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,400
我早就說過他會回來的
797
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,520
來了…
798
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,160
伯母，不好了
799
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:35,920
甚麼事呀？
800
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,840
國棟…他自殺了
801
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,200
甚麼？自殺？
802
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,680
自殺，自殺？
803
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,560
他…我…他…
804
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,080
伯母…
805
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,600
幾樓？
806
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,400
六樓
807
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,440
老伯，我來
808
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,000
國棟…
809
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:08,000
國棟，你死得好慘哪
810
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,360
還有救，小白，快去打九九九
811
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:19,680
好…是…
812
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,920
老伯，如果他們死了
813
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,800
能不能讓他們葬在一起？
814
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,760
可以…
815
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,040
那他們沒有自殺之前
816
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:29,680
為甚麼不讓他們倆結婚呢？
817
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,720
我…
818
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,000
我怎麼知道他們會自殺呢？
819
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,080
我要是知道了，我早就答應了
820
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,920
謝謝爸爸
821
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,920
謝謝伯父
822
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,200
你…你們…
823
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,640
你們是在騙我呀
824
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,800
老伯，你不要怪他們
825
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,120
這都是我出的主意
826
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,880
是你呀
827
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,960
爸爸，這不能怪小白
828
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,880
這也是我的主意
829
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,440
不要叫我爸爸
830
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,080
爸爸，剛才你不是
831
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,680
答應我們的婚事了嗎？
832
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,360
剛才是我看見你們在自殺嘛
833
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,960
所以我說，你是疼我的
834
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,320
你只不過是不喜歡明珠的父親罷了
835
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,120
不要再說了，反正我不會答應的
836
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,800
老頭子，你別走
837
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,120
我跟了你一輩子
838
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,920
我甚麼話都聽你的
839
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,480
這一回我不聽了
840
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,000
我只有國楝一個兒子
841
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,640
我喜歡李小姐
842
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:37,400
我要作主，讓他們兩個結婚
843
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,520
你敢？
844
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,880
為甚麼不敢？
845
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,080
兒子是我生的
846
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,760
你這個人牛脾氣，要面子
847
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,200
自己顧自己
848
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,480
現在兒子都要死了，你還不肯改？
849
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,040
他…
850
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,120
好，現在國棟沒有死
851
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,120
我來替他死好了
852
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,280
媽，不要這樣
853
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,160
不要管我
854
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,200
不要這樣，有話慢慢說
855
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,200
不要管我
856
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,280
伯父，你還不快去勸勸伯母？
857
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,640
難道你忍心看她自殺嗎？
858
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,640
她到底是你太太呀
859
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,560
不要管我
860
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:21,600
媽，不要這樣
861
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:25,080
國棟，你讓我死，讓我死
862
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,560
我看看這個老東西到底改不改？
863
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,960
他會改的，會改的
864
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,120
爸爸
865
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,320
好了…我答應了嘛
866
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:01,720
你是誰？
867
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,600
我是閻王爺的乾兒子
868
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,280
甚麼事？
869
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,000
我要抓你到地府去審判
870
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,400
甚麼審判？
871
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,600
跪下
872
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:17,800
跪下
873
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,960
這是…
874
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,080
這兒是陰曹地府
875
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,960
地府？
876
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,520
我…我死了？
877
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,720
少多嘴
878
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:36,360
你可知道你犯了地條108條嗎？
879
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,600
地條？
880
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,000
閻王爺，只聽見過有天條
881
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,120
沒聽說過有地條
882
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,480
108條地條是甚麼呀？
883
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,200
判官
884
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,200
在
885
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,360
甚麼？
886
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,200
我也不知道
887
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,000
大膽，胡說八道
888
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,560
先打八十大板
889
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,240
閻王爺，饒命
890
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,360
我一時糊塗，下次不敢了
891
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,080
為甚麼要阻攔你女兒的婚姻大事？
892
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,840
你怎麼會知道呢？
893
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,400
快說，不然打下十八層地獄
894
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,000
永不超生
895
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,160
閻王爺，冤枉，應該還有一個犯人
896
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:21,840
誰？
897
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,960
就是周榮宗那郵差
898
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:24,960
甚麼？
899
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,160
要不是周榮宗，我老早就答應了
900
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,680
那只是你們之間的事情
901
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,920
你不應該拉到兒女的身上
902
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,960
是…
903
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,920
還有，閻王老爺
904
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,960
李耀祖平日行為不檢
905
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,920
勾搭公司女秘書金小燕
906
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,240
居然有這種事？
907
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,000
更冤枉呀，閻王爺，冤枉
908
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,960
我敢發誓，我跟她絕沒有私情
909
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,080
我家裡已經有了元配妻子
910
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,200
結婚以來相親相愛
911
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,160
閻王爺不相信，請這位官查一查吧
912
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,360
胡說
913
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,080
自從你發了財以後
914
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,880
你跟你的妻子大吵，中吵，小吵
915
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:14,840
一共是…三百三十三次
916
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,200
難道這就算是相親相愛嗎？
917
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,920
三百三十三次…有這麼多嗎？
918
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,720
官，你有沒有搞錯？
919
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:25,920
胡說
920
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,680
你馬上向你太太賠罪
921
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,320
閻王爺，我太太還沒死
922
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,240
我怎麼能夠跟她賠罪呀？
923
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,880
把電話接通
924
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,720
是
925
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,040
打電話？
926
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,560
這是原子時代，地府也有電話的
927
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,600
我們連火箭都有呀
928
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,200
我真不知道你們進了太空時代了
929
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:53,480
謝謝你
930
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,280
小心別讓爸爸看見了
931
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:06,120
喂，叫太太聽電話
932
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,240
半夜三更的把我吵醒了幹甚麼？
933
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,720
我在地府，閻王爺要我向你賠罪
934
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,600
好呀，你就向我賠罪吧
935
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,120
老婆子，你別神氣
936
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,520
我改天放假回來
937
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,520
一定要找你報仇的
938
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,040
甚麼？大姐，你聽他居然敢罵我
939
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,960
你這老不死的
940
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,160
你居然敢罵我，豈有此理
941
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,960
原來是你們這班人跟我搞鬼
942
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,880
你…
943
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,200
周榮宗
944
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:02,920
走開
945
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,280
你到底打了我多少下？
946
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,960
三下，不算多吧
947
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,320
我一定要跟你算這一筆賬
948
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,040
算賬？正好
949
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,400
不要打
950
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,240
來呀
951
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:17,400
走
952
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,560
別打
953
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:23,280
來呀…
954
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,280
媽…小白，扶著我媽
955
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,480
想躲？
956
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,880
都跟我走
957
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,920
打，怎麼打？你說
958
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,520
這裡地方太窄，英雄無用武之地
959
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,520
到外邊打，好不好？
960
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,520
好呀，難道我怕你？
961
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,000
請
962
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:50,840
好
963
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,920
會不會有人在敲門哪？
964
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,720
不會，我…
965
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,520
老爺，會不會是找錯了呀？
966
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,320
找錯？
967
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,000
不會不會，再敲
968
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,920
我看他一定不敢開門，敲…再敲
969
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,920
別理他…
970
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,480
一定是隔壁那個老太婆又來借東西
971
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,520
用雙手敲
972
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,040
用力…
973
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:51,200
真笨，站開，我來
974
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:57,040
開門…
975
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,440
不是老太婆
976
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,680
豈有此理
977
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:11,400
李耀祖，你昨兒晚上還沒來夠？
978
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,040
我還嫌不夠？
979
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,000
好，你想要打
980
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,480
改天跟你打一個痛快
981
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,120
我現在來找珠珠
982
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,680
找珠珠？
983
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,280
誰管你甚麼珠珠呀還是狗狗
984
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,160
還裝蒜？
985
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,360
李先生，李小姐真的不在我們這兒
986
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:32,440
我不相信
987
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,320
阿壽，搜廚房
988
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,160
慢著
989
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,040
榮宗，他不相信，就讓他們搜吧
990
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,000
也好
991
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,040
反正我周榮宗不做虧心事
992
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,480
不怕鬼叫門，請吧
993
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:50,800
坐
994
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,760
怎麼樣？找到了吧？
995
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,920
待會兒就知道了
996
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:12,600
老爺
997
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:14,760
你這個傢伙
998
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,480
搜到了沒有？搜到了嗎？
999
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,760
搜過了，廚房、廁所都沒有
1000
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,360
沒有？
1001
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,760
真沒用
1002
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,640
周榮宗，你把我的珠珠
1003
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,880
藏在甚麼地方？說
1004
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:34,080
在哪兒？說呀，她在甚麼地方？
1005
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,800
你…
1006
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:45,360
你呀，豈有此理
1007
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,640
你不好好的管你自己的女兒
1008
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:49,160
反而來罵我的兒子
1009
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,400
改天要是你老婆不見了
1010
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,720
也到我這兒來找呀？
1011
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,280
你說，我看你敢說
1012
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,400
快滾
1013
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,600
還不滾？
1014
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,040
快走…
1015
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,440
老爺，快走吧
1016
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,840
老爺…不好了
1017
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,440
不好了，老爺
1018
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,040
我有甚麼不好？
1019
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,320
不是您不好，是他們不好
1020
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,040
他們？
1021
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,640
太太、金寶、銀貝
1022
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,560
所有的人都不見了
1023
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,800
甚麼？
1024
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,040
我也不知道
1025
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,480
一定是我的黃臉婆買通了他們
1026
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,560
全帶到姨媽家裡去
1027
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,680
別多想了
1028
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:48,080
你跟珠兒已經到了合法的年齡
1029
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:49,760
你爸爸現在也不反對了
1030
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,200
你們就先結了婚再說吧
1031
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,720
姨媽，我早知道
1032
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,760
我跟明珠的家庭背景完全不相配
1033
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,120
所以我曾經發過誓
1034
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,200
一定要得到她父母
1035
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,120
親口答應我們的婚事
1036
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,120
我才結婚
1037
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,360
現在珠兒的母親不是答應了嗎？
1038
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,920
可是李伯伯不答應呀
1039
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,200
別管他
1040
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,440
明珠，還是聽我的話吧
1041
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,920
你爸爸這個人，要不給他點教訓
1042
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,400
他不會回心轉意的
1043
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,480
伯母，您的好意我非常感激
1044
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,200
不過我正在進行開一次演奏會
1045
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,080
我畢業回來，一點表現也沒有
1046
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,080
在音樂上，我到底學了些甚麼
1047
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,520
總要有個交代呀
1048
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,400
媽，我明白國棟要爸爸答應的意思
1049
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,720
他是要破除有些人
1050
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,520
對門當戶對的觀念
1051
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,800
其實開演奏會才是他最大的願望
1052
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:53,280
我也贊成，他先開了演奏會
1053
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,760
再談我們的婚事
1054
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,040
好，既然珠兒這麼說
1055
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,120
你開演奏會需要錢，我來支持
1056
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:03,000
謝謝，這方面不用您老人家操心
1057
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,000
小白已經有好幾位老朋友
1058
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,080
答應幫我的忙了
1059
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,120
是的，我們要用自己的力量
1060
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,080
為學音樂的朋友爭口氣
1061
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:11,600
妹妹，你的意思呢？
1062
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,280
讓他們自己決定好了
1063
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,160
哭甚麼？
1064
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,200
你們又用甚麼花樣？
1065
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:55,320
走…
1066
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:06,720
拿來
1067
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,920
大姐，珠珠呢？
1068
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,120
跪下
1069
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,000
周榮宗，你別再弄花樣好不好？
1070
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:17,760
李耀祖，跪下
1071
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,240
你不是大姐嗎？
1072
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,000
你再要胡說八道的話
1073
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,000
我就先把你上刑
1074
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:24,680
跪下
1075
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,400
不敢…
1076
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:27,600
現在我也不是要懲罰你
1077
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,400
只是要把你的固執頭腦挽救過來
1078
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,760
閻王爺，究竟為了甚麼事情？
1079
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,600
為了你女兒的事情
1080
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,720
又為珠珠的事情？
1081
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,800
要是他們為情自殺
1082
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,280
他們死後所受的懲罰那就更慘了
1083
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,160
你看
1084
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,840
生前跳樓而死
1085
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,320
生前服毒而死
1086
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,200
這是生前跳海而死
1087
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:07,680
青年男女為情自殺的懲罰
1088
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,040
你已經看清楚了
1089
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:10,720
看過了…
1090
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,920
現在，請你再看這一邊
1091
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,400
這一對是把女兒當作搖錢樹
1092
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:18,200
誤了女兒終生的幸福
1093
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,280
這對父母欺貧重富
1094
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,480
使女兒不能嫁心愛的人
1095
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,200
死後就要受這種懲罰
1096
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:29,080
這一對是強迫女兒嫁給她不愛的人
1097
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,840
這兩個老頭為了自己的仇恨
1098
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,000
無理反對女兒的婚事
1099
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,520
結果女兒跟愛人雙雙自殺
1100
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,280
所以他們死後就變成這個樣子
1101
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:54,640
像我？
1102
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,400
李耀祖
1103
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:00,160
你所看到的，只是一部分
1104
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,160
還有許多做錯事，做壞事的
1105
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,440
死後所受的因果報應
1106
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,160
你還要看嗎？
1107
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:10,240
不…我知錯了…
1108
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:13,080
不要了…
1109
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,080
老爺…
1110
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:15,920
不用想了…
1111
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,200
老爺…
1112
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,520
閻王爺，不要
1113
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:21,920
老爺，你怎麼了？
1114
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:29,240
老爺，我不是閻王爺呀
1115
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,040
我是阿壽
1116
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,120
阿壽，我知道了
1117
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,120
老爺，您沒甚麼吧
1118
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:44,280
沒事，走了…
1119
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:03,640
老爺，先到哪兒去
1120
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,040
先找周榮宗去
1121
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,120
快走呀
1122
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:19,880
榮宗兄
1123
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,320
你幹甚麼？想打架？
1124
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,000
我怕你？
1125
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,400
不…我叫阿壽把你請過來
1126
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,720
甚麼？把我請過來？
1127
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,960
他像抓小雞似的把我抓過來的
1128
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:33,720
壽，你為甚麼對周老伯這麼沒禮貌
1129
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,680
那…我…
1130
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,680
對客人應該是這樣的嗎？
1131
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,680
老爺不是你叫我…
1132
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,360
你…你甚麼？滾
1133
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:42,800
滾開
1134
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,240
榮宗兄，請你別見怪
1135
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:50,520
以前都是我不對
1136
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:54,480
現在先向你道歉賠罪
1137
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,320
請你包涵原諒
1138
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:02,320
耀祖兄，千萬別這個樣子
1139
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,600
其實都是我不對
1140
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:06,960
不…誤會由我而起
1141
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:10,200
不…事情都是由我而起的嘛
1142
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:13,640
世界變了
1143
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,400
一定要好好的懲罰他一下
1144
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:35,080
太太，不好了，李先生來了
1145
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,680
他來了？
1146
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,920
別怕，你們都先躲起來
1147
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,040
讓我來對付他
1148
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:47,400
阿珍，開門
1149
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,120
是
1150
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:51,920
老爺
1151
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:57,640
站住
1152
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,960
你怎麼？你還想打我？
1153
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,200
不…
1154
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,040
大姐，我的珠珠呢？
1155
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:07,920
不在
1156
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:12,960
大姐，我求求你…
1157
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,280
我知道我的珠珠跟我太太
1158
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,000
一定在您這兒
1159
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,680
現在我知道錯了
1160
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:23,480
大姐，饒我，饒我吧
1161
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,920
你是說我把你們的家庭拆散了？
1162
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,760
不…我不是這個意思
1163
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:32,720
我今天專程向大家認錯的
1164
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,640
我不相信
1165
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,920
真的，我已經想了一天
1166
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:41,160
要不是我太固執
1167
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,560
絕不會弄到這個地步
1168
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:47,760
其實國棟也是一個好孩子
1169
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:51,680
我知道錯了，我實在錯誤
1170
01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:59,840
我的好太太，請你聽我的
1171
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,400
以後你天天來玩
1172
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:10,440
我愛你愛得瘋狂
1173
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,240
我求你回到我的身旁
1174
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,800
你可以天天打麻將
1175
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,880
結婚後你做了母親
1176
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:25,720
我對你多麼的著迷
1177
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,680
我的心裡不敢不愛你
1178
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,320
從天堂愛到地獄
1179
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:37,360
珠珠的事你不用生氣
1180
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:41,240
我全部投降聽你的
1181
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:45,080
你需要早點找一個律師
1182
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:49,080
我絕對不敢忘記
1183
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,800
我一定處處依照你
1184
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,680
我一定讓你笑嘻嘻
1185
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:02,200
你不要再多說了
1186
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,360
我要你現在就走
1187
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:08,880
大姐，求你，求你做做好事…
1188
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:10,800
還不快走？
1189
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,920
媽，爸爸既然認錯了
1190
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,960
您就饒了他吧
1191
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:24,640
不
1192
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,200
還囉唆甚麼？我要你現在就走
1193
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:29,320
還不快走？
1194
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,720
老爺慢走
1195
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,080
你們怎麼了？
1196
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:45,960
我們繼續練習吧
1197
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,400
還有幾天就要開演奏會了
1198
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,040
對了，國棟
1199
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,800
這一次你可要替我們爭一口氣
1200
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,160
鬧了半天，你真的那麼怕那個大姐
1201
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,040
那怎麼辦呢？
1202
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,760
所以要找你來商量呀
1203
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,160
閻王爺說過的
1204
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:19,760
他們要不能結婚，我跟你都遭殃呀
1205
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:21,360
那是你做夢呀
1206
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:23,280
不管夢也好真也好
1207
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,160
寧可信其有，不可信其無呀
1208
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,400
倒是有點道理
1209
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,800
要早點想辦法，萬一是真的話
1210
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,080
那我們…我們…
1211
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,880
辦法不是沒有
1212
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,160
有甚麼好辦法？
1213
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,680
你走開…讓我想一想
1214
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,320
想到辦法沒有呀？
1215
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:48,920
等一等
1216
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,080
等一等，是
1217
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,120
有了
1218
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,440
有甚麼好辦法？
1219
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,120
有甚麼辦法？
1220
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:56,800
我知道
1221
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:59,520
國棟跟明珠的演奏會就快開了
1222
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:02,840
那怎麼樣？
1223
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,800
到演奏會的那天…
1224
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,760
1225
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,600
諸位，不要怕…
1226
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,040
我們是來找人的
1227
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,640
原來是他
1228
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:46,480
榮宗？
1229
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,320
讓開
1230
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,440
耀祖，你來幹甚麼？
1231
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:52,320
榮宗，你發甚麼神經病呀
1232
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,840
別吵…我們是來加插節目的
1233
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:56,000
加插節目
1234
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:57,160
加節目？
1235
01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:58,920
加插節目？
1236
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,040
坐下…
1237
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:01,640
你瘋了？
1238
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,120
請坐…
1239
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:10,160
在哪兒？
1240
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,520
拿槍的，在裡面
1241
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:15,600
你到底來幹甚麼？你說呀
1242
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,920
待會兒說
1243
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:17,760
快說呀
1244
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,520
待會兒更精采了
1245
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:26,640
你在搞甚麼鬼？
1246
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:33,200
請大家注意…
1247
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:36,280
我是雷探長，請你們聽我說話
1248
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:37,840
探…探長
1249
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:40,640
大家保持鎮定，不要亂跑
1250
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:42,280
馬上伏在地上
1251
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:44,360
馬上伏下來
1252
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,000
你們兩個做賊的注意
1253
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:50,640
現在整個會場已經被我們包圍了
1254
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:52,040
你們別想逃走
1255
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,720
誰是賊呀？
1256
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:56,280
我警告你們，在一分鐘之內
1257
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,000
放下武器，出來投降
1258
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,160
武器？
1259
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:01,840
誰的膽子那麼大？
1260
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,720
還敢帶武器？
1261
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:04,840
好大膽
1262
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,640
你帶著這個幹什麼？
1263
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,280
原來就是你們帶武器
1264
01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,920
還不快點放下來，放下來
1265
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,200
武器呀
1266
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:18,080
還有三十秒
1267
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:19,840
還不站起來？
1268
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,920
趕快投降
1269
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:31,480
別動…
1270
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:34,600
把他們銬上
1271
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:35,440
是
1272
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,080
探長，我們不是賊
1273
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,240
我們也不是來搶劫的
1274
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:41,600
還說不是的？
1275
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,280
探長，這是小孩子玩的玩具槍
1276
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,320
是玩具槍
1277
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:48,560
是假的
1278
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,480
諸位，現在沒事了
1279
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:56,800
請大家起來…
1280
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,280
這雖然是玩具槍
1281
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,360
但是總脫不了搶劫的嫌疑
1282
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,440
探長，我敢保證他不是賊
1283
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:07,320
是呀
1284
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:10,840
我可以發誓，他不會做這種事的
1285
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,760
那麼，你們是他們的甚麼人呢？
1286
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:15,840
我是他的太太
1287
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,760
他是耀祖公司的總經理
1288
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,280
他是我的丈夫
1289
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,440
是個奉公守法的公務人員
1290
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:26,480
探長，他們說的都是實話
1291
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:27,000
是呀
1292
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:29,720
你們又是他們的甚麼人？
1293
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,800
我是他的兒子
1294
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,080
他是我爸爸
1295
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,680
那你們兩個人到底有甚麼目的呢？
1296
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,160
為了我女兒（兒子）的婚事
1297
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:41,720
甚麼？
1298
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,200
我怕他們不答應
1299
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:46,600
所以拿槍來，逼他們訂婚的
1300
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:47,800
這都是我的主意
1301
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,040
這真是千古奇聞
1302
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,800
好了，算了…
1303
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:02,320
饒了你們吧，走…
1304
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,520
探長，請你別走
1305
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,480
難道你還抓我？
1306
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:10,080
不…剛巧我們缺少一個證婚人
1307
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,480
請你幫幫忙，可以嗎？
1308
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,520
我做探長做了二十九年了
1309
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,760
抓強盜我是挺內行的
1310
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:21,240
可是做證婚人，我從沒做過
1311
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,080
對不起
1312
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,160
沒關係，一學就會了
1313
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:26,800
探長
1314
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,320
做證婚人比抓強盜容易得多了
1315
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,040
這個…
1316
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:37,840
珠珠
1317
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:38,760
快來
1318
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,160
諸位…現在要加插一個節目
1319
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:51,320
就是我的兒子周國棟
1320
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:53,200
我的女兒李明珠
1321
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:55,320
宣佈訂婚
1322
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:15,320
謝謝…
1323
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:19,360
恭喜…
1324
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,560
他是美國唱片公司的代表
1325
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:24,880
特地來通知你們
1326
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:27,680
周先生所寫的歌曲，公司很滿意
1327
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,640
已經灌成唱片了
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