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CREAK
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Run.
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- I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
- Rose.
- Nice to meet you.
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Run for your life.
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It'll follow us!
The hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through
that door. Believe me, they tried.
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Are you alien? Yes.
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You could come with me.
Is it always this dangerous? Yeah.
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Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me -
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where do you wanna go? Backwards
or forwards in time? Your choice.
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What's it gonna be?
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Forwards.
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How far? ...One hundred years.
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TARDIS REVS AND GROANS
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Step outside those doors - it's
the 22nd century. You're kidding.
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That's a bit boring, though.
D'you wanna go further? Fine by me.
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Ten thousand years in the future.
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Step outside - it's the year 12005.
The new Roman Empire.
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You think you're so impressive.
I am so impressive. You wish!
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Right, then. You asked for it.
I know exactly where to go.
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Hold on!
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TARDIS GROANS AND ROARS
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PING!
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Where are we?
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FAINT CREAKS
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What's out there?
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You lot... you spend all your time
thinking about dying.
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Like you're gonna get killed
by eggs or beef
or global warming or asteroids.
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But you never take time to imagine
the impossible,
that maybe you survive.
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This is the year 5.5/Apple/26.
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Five billion years in your future.
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And this is the day...
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Hold on...
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This is the day the sun expands.
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Welcome to the end of the world.
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Shuttles five and six now docking.
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Guests are reminded
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that Platform One forbids the use of
weapons, teleportation and religion.
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Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39,
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followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite.
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So when it says "guests",
does that mean people?
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Depends what you mean by people.
I mean people. What do you mean?
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Aliens. What are they doing on board
this space-ship? What's it all for?
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It's not really a spaceship,
more like an observation deck.
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The great and the good are gathering
to watch the planet burn. What for?
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Fun.
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Mind you, when I say "the great and
the good" what I mean is the rich.
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But, hold on, they did this once on
Newsround Extra, the sun expanding,
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it takes hundreds of years. Millions.
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But the planet's now the property
of the National Trust.
They've been keeping it preserved.
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See down there? Gravity satellites
holding back the sun.
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The planet looks
the same as ever. I thought
the continents shifted and things.
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They did. The Trust moved 'em back.
That's a Classic Earth. Now the
money's run out, nature takes over.
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How long's it got?
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About half an hour.
Then the planet gets roasted.
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Is that why we're here?
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I mean, is that what you do?
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Jump in at the last
minute and save the Earth?
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I'm not saving it. Time's up.
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But what about the people? It's
empty. They've all gone. All left.
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Just me, then.
Who the hell are you?
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Oh, that's nice. Thanks(!)
But how did you get in?
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This is a maximum hospitality zone,
the guests have disembarked. They're
on their way! Any second now...
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No, that's me, I'm a guest. Look,
I've got an invitation. Look. Y'see?
It's fine. "The Doctor plus one".
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I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler,
she's my plus one. That all right?
Well, obviously.
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Apologies, et cetera.
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If you're on board,
we'd better start.
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Enjoy.
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The paper's slightly psychic. It
shows whatever I want them to see.
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Saves a lot of time.
He's blue. Yeah... OK.
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We have in attendance the Doctor
and Rose Tyler. Thank you.
All staff to their positions!
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Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as
we can, come along, come along!
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And now, might I introduce
the next honoured guest?
Representing the Forest of Cheam
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we have trees,
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namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa.
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There will be an exchange of gifts
representing peace. If you could keep
the room circulating, thank you...
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Next, from the solicitors Jolco &
Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon.
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And next,
from Financial Family Seven,
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we have
the Adherents of the Repeated Meme.
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The inventors of hyposlip travel
systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen!
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..Cal "Spark" Plug... Mrs and Mrs
Pacoon... The ambassadors from
the City-State of Binding Light...
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A gift of peace. I bring you
a cutting of my grandfather.
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Thank you, yes...
Gifts, um...
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Ahem! I give you in return...
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air from my lungs.
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How... intimate.
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There's more where that came from.
I bet there is.
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..Our friend from
the Silver Devastation, the sponsor
of the main event, please welcome...
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..the Face of Boe.
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The Moxx of Balhoon.
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My felicitations
upon this historical happenstance.
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I bring the gift of bodily salivas.
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HAWKS AND SPITS
Thank you very much.
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Ah, the Adherents of the Repeated
Meme! I bring you air from my lungs.
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A gift of peace. In all good faith.
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..And last but not least,
our very special guest.
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Ladies and gentlemen
and trees and multiforms,
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consider the Earth, below.
In memory of this dying world,
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we call forth...
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the Last Human.
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The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta
Seventeen.
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Oh, now don't stare! I know,
I know - it's shocking, isn't it?
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I've had my chin completely taken
away, and look at the difference,
look how thin I am!
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Thin and dainty!
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I don't look a day over 2, 000.
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(Moisturise me, moisturise me!)
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Truly, I am the Last Human.
My father was a Texan, my
mother was from the Arctic Desert.
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They were born on the Earth,
and they were the last to be buried
in its soil.
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I have come to honour them...
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HER VOICE BREAKS
..and say goodbye.
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Oh, no tears, no tears...
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I'm sorry.
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But behold!
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I bring gifts!
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>From Earth itself,
the last remaining ostrich egg.
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Legend says
it had a wing-span of 50 feet
and blew fire from its nostrils.
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Or was that my THIRD husband?
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Oh, no, oh, don't laugh,
I'll get laughter-lines. No, stop!
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SHE GIGGLES
Mercy!
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And here! Another rarity.
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According to the archives,
this was called an iPod,
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it stores classical music from
humanity's greatest composers.
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Play on!
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INTRO TO "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
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The refreshments will now be served.
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Earth-death in 30 minutes.
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MARC ALMOND:
# Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away
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# I've got to
Get away... #
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POLITE CHAT
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#... The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
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# And I've lost my light
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# For I toss and turn
I can't sleep at night... #
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Doctor.
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Thank you.
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A gift of peace.
In all good faith.
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Er, no, you're very kind,
but I'm just the steward.
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A gift of PEACE.
In all good FAITH.
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Oh... yes. Thank you.
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Of course.
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Identify species.
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Please identify species.
IT WHISTLES
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Now stop it! Identify his race.
Where's he from?
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IT WHISTLES AND TRILLS
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It's impossible.
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Sorry, am I allowed to be in 'ere?
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..You have to give us
permission to talk.
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Um...
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Y-You have permission.
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Thank you.
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And, no, you're not in the way.
Guests are allowed anywhere. Oh.
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BUTTONS BLEEP
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What's your name?
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Raffalo.
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Raffalo?
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Yes, miss.
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I... I won't be long I've just got
to carry out some maintenance.
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There's a tiny little glitch
in the Face of Boe's suite.
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There must be something blocking
the system. He's getting no hot
water. So... you're a plumber?
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That's right miss.
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They still have plumbers?
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I hope so, else I'm out of a job!
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Where are you from? Crespallion.
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That's a planet, is it?
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No, Crespallion's part
of the Jaggit Brocade affiliated
to the Scarlet Junction. Convex 56.
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And where are you from, miss?
If you don't mind my asking?
No, not at all...
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Um, I dunno
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A long way away.
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I just sort of hitched a lift
with this man...
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I didn't even think about it.
Don't even know who he is.
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He's a complete stranger.
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Anyway, um, don't let me keep you.
Good luck with it!
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Thank you, miss. And, er...
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thank you for the permission. Not
many people are that considerate.
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OK... See you later.
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Now, then.
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Control, I'm at junction 19. I think
the problem's coming from in here.
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I'll go inside and have a look.
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IRREGULAR CLICKS
What's that?
Is there something in there?
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Ooh, who are you, then?
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Hold on!
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If you're an upgrade,
I just need to register you,
that's all. Oh, come back.
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Ah, there you are.
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Now, I just need to register
your ident.
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Aw, there's two of ya!
Got yourself a little mate?
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MORE AND MORE CLICKS
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I think I'd better report this to
control. How many of you ARE there?
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What are you?
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Oh, no!
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NO! NO-O-O!
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MUTED BLEEPS
What's that?
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MORE BLEEPS
Well, how should I know?
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PING!
Would the owner of the blue box
in Private Gallery 15
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please report to
the steward's office immediately.
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Guests are reminded that
the use of teleportation
devices is strictly forbidden
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under peace treaty 5.4/cup/16.
Thank you.
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'Earth-death in 25 minutes.
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'Earthdeath in 25 minutes.'
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Oh, thanks.
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Hello!
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My name's Rose.
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That's a... sort of plant.
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We might be related.
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I'm talking to a twig.
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Oi now, careful with that,
park it properly. No scratches.
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ALIEN LANGUAGE
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Rose, are you in there?
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Aye-aye!
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What d'you think, then? Great, yeah.
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Fine. Once you get past
the slightly psychic paper.
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They're just so alien!
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The aliens are so alien.
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You look at 'em...
and they're alien.
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Good thing I didn't take you
to the deep South(!)
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Where are you from?
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All over the place.
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They all speak English. No,
you just hear English. It's a gift
of the Tardis. Telepathic field,
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gets inside your brain, translates.
It's inside MY brain?
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Well, in a good way.
Your machine gets inside my head?
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It gets inside and it changes
my mind, and you didn't even ask?
I didn't think about it like that.
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No, you were too busy thinking up
cheap shots about the deep South!
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Who are YOU, then, Doctor? What're
you called? What sort of alien
are you? I'm just the Doctor.
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>From what planet? It's not as if
you'd know it where it is(!) Where
are you from? What's it matter?
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Tell me who you are! THIS is who
I am, right here, right now,
all right? All that counts
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is here and now. And this is me.
Yes, and I'm here too, cos you
brought me here. So just tell me!
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'Earth-death in 20 minutes,
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'Earth-death in 20 minutes.'
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All right.
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As my mate Shireen says, don't argue
with the designated driver.
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Can't exactly call for a taxi.
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No signal.
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We're out of range. Just a bit.
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Tell you what. With a little bit
of jiggery-pokery... Is that a
technical term, jiggery-pokery(?)
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Yes, I came first in jiggery-pokery.
What about you?
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No, failed hullabaloo. Aw.
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There you go.
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PHONE RINGS AT OTHER END
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00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,400
Hello? Mum? Oh, what is it?
What's wrong, what have I done now?
237
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,500
Ooh, this red top's falling to bits!
You should get your money back.
238
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,700
Go on, there must be something.
You never phone in the middle
of the day... What's so funny?
239
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,600
Nothing. You all right, though?
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
240
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,900
What day is it? Wednesday all day.
You got a hangover?
241
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,300
Ooh, I tell you what, put a quid
in that lottery syndicate. I'll pay
you back later. Yeah, um, I...
242
00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:02,300
I was just calling cos... I might
be late home. Is there something
wrong? No, I'm fine.
243
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,000
Top of the world!
244
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,300
Think THAT'S amazing,
you wanna see the bill.
245
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
That was five billion years ago.
246
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,700
So...
247
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200
She's dead now.
248
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,400
Five billion years later,
my mum's dead.
249
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,400
Bundle of laughs, you are.
250
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,400
BIG RUMBLE
251
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,200
That's not supposed to happen.
252
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,700
Well, what was it? I'm just
getting green lights at this end.
253
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:42,400
Honoured guests may be reassured
that gravity pockets may cause
slight turbulence. Thanking you...
254
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,200
The whole place shook! I felt it!
255
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:51,000
I've hosted all sorts of events
on platforms 1, 3, 6 and 15 and
never felt the slightest tremor.
256
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,800
I warn you, if this lot decide
to sue...!
257
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,900
I'm gonna scan the infrastructure.
258
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,700
CLICKS AND SQUEAKS
What's that?
259
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,600
Control, I don't want to worry you
but I'm picking up readings...
260
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:12,400
I have no idea! They're small.
The scan says they're metal...
261
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,700
I don't know what they look like!
262
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,400
Although I imagine they might look
rather like that.
263
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,200
You're not on the guest list.
264
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,000
How did you get on board?
265
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,200
No! 'Sunfilter deactivated.'
266
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,600
No!
267
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,800
'Sunfilter descending.' No!
268
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,000
Sunfilter up!
269
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,900
No, no, no!
270
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,800
Control! Respond!
'Sunfilter descending.'
271
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,400
SUNFILTER UP!
272
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,600
'Sunfilter descending... '
HE SCREAMS
273
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:12,000
Indubitably, this is the Bad-Boo
scenario. I find the inherent laxity
of the unknown multiverse...
274
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:18,000
That wasn't a gravity pocket, I know
gravity pockets, and they don't feel
like that... What d'you think, Jabe?
275
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:21,900
Listen to the engines.
They've pitched up about 30 hertz.
Is that dodgy or what?!
276
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,200
It's the sound of metal - it doesn't
make any sense to me. Where's
the engine room? I don't know.
277
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:34,200
But the maintenance duct
is just behind our guest suite.
I could show you. And... your wife.
278
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,000
Oh, she's not my wife.
279
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,400
Partner? No. Concubine?
280
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,900
Nope.
281
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Prostitute? Whatever I am,
it must be invisible(!) D'you mind?!
282
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:51,500
Tell you what, you two go...
pollinate. I'll catch up with family.
Quick word with Michael Jackson.
283
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,400
Don't start a fight.
284
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,900
I'm all yours.
285
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,600
And I want you home by midnight.
286
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:04,400
'Earth-death in 15 minutes.
Earth-death in 15 minutes.'
287
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,000
Who's in charge of Platform One?
Has it got a captain or what?
288
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:25,100
There's just the steward and staff.
All the rest is controlled by the
metalmind. You mean the computer?
289
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,700
Well, who controls that?
The Corporation.
290
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,900
They move Platform One
from one artistic event to another.
291
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:37,900
There's no-one from the corporation
on board? They're not needed.
This facility is purely automatic.
292
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,800
It's the height of the Alpha Class.
293
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,100
Nothing can go wrong. Unsinkable(?)
294
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,700
If you like. The nautical metaphor
is appropriate.
295
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,200
You're telling me! I was on board
another ship they called unsinkable.
296
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,300
I ended up clinging to an iceberg.
Wasn't half cold.
297
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,400
So what you're saying is
if we get in trouble,
there's no-one to help us out.
298
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,200
I'm afraid not. Fantastic!
299
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,900
I don't understand.
300
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,800
In what way is that fantastic?
301
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,900
Soon the sun
will blossom into a red giant
302
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,500
And my home will die.
303
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,100
That's where I used to live,
when I was a little boy. Down there.
304
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:26,400
Mummy and Daddy had a house built
into the side of the Los Angeles
Crevasse. Ah, I'd have such fun.
305
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:30,200
What happened to everyone else?
The human race, where did it go?
306
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:34,400
They say mankind has touched
every star in the sky.
307
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,500
So you're not the last human.
308
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,100
I am the Last Pure Human.
309
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,100
The others... mingled.
310
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:48,200
Oh, they call themselves
New Humans and Protohumans and
Digihumans - even Human-ish -
311
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,800
but d'you know what I call them?
312
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,600
Mongrels.
313
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,400
Right(!) And you stayed behind.
314
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,300
I kept myself pure.
315
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,800
How many operations have you had?
316
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:03,000
708. Next week, it's 709.
317
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:06,000
I'm having my blood bleached.
318
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:09,100
Is that why you wanted a word?
319
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,600
You could be flatter, Rose.
You've got a little bit
of a... chin poking out.
320
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:17,900
I'd rather die.
Honestly, it doesn't hurt.
321
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,100
I mean it. I would rather die.
322
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,400
It's better to die than to live
like you, a bitchy trampoline.
323
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,100
Oh, well, what do YOU know?
324
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,800
I was born on that planet.
325
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:35,100
And so was my mum, and so was my dad,
and that makes me, officially,
the last human being in this room.
326
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:41,300
Cos you're not human. You've had it
all nipped and tucked and flattened
till there's nothing left.
327
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:46,600
Anything human got chucked
in the bin. You're just skin,
Cassandra, lipstick and skin.
328
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,200
Nice talking.
329
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,600
So, tell me, Jabe,
what's a tree like you
doing in a place like this?
330
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:05,200
Respect for the Earth.
Oh, come on, everyone on
this Platform's worth zillions.
331
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:09,500
Well. Perhaps it's a case of having
to be seen at the right occasions.
332
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:15,100
In case your share prices drop?
I know you lot, you've got massive
forests, roots everywhere.
333
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:21,100
And there's always money in land.
All the same, we respect the Earth
as family.
334
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,400
So many species evolved from
that planet. Mankind is only one.
335
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:31,000
I'm another. My ancestors were
transplanted from the planet down
below, and I'm a direct descendant
336
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:33,000
of the tropical rainforest.
337
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,500
Excuse me.
338
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,900
And what about your ancestry,
Doctor?
339
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,200
Perhaps you could tell
a story or two.
340
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:50,600
Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble
when there's nothing else left...?
341
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,300
I scanned you earlier.
342
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,300
The metalmachine had trouble
identifying your species.
343
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,700
It refused to admit your existence.
344
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,200
And even when it named you,
I wouldn't believe it.
345
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,100
But it was right.
346
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,500
I know where you're from!
347
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:16,900
Forgive me for intruding, but
it's remarkable that you even exist.
348
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,900
I just want to say...
349
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,900
how sorry I am.
350
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,400
SLOW CHUFFING
351
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,200
Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?
352
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,200
SHE CRIES OUT
353
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:21,400
Fair do's though - that's a great
bit of air-conditioning. Sort of
nice and old-fashioned.
354
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500
Bet they call it retro.
355
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,000
Gotcha.
356
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,200
What the hell's that?
Is it part of the "retro"?
357
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,400
I don't think so, hold on.
358
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,200
Hey, nice liana. Thank you.
359
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,300
Not supposed to show them in public.
360
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.
361
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,400
Now then, who's been bringing their
pets on board? What does it do?
362
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,600
Sabotage...
'Earth-death in ten minutes... '
363
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:03,400
And the temperature's
about to rocket. Come on.
'... Earth death in ten minutes.'
364
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,400
The planet's end!
365
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,900
Come gather, come gather!
366
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,900
Bid farewell to the cradle
of civilisation.
367
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,400
Let us mourn her
with a traditional ballad.
368
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,800
INTRO TO: "Toxic"
sung by Britney Spears
369
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:25,800
# Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
370
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,800
# A guy like you
Should wear a warning
371
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,000
# It's dangerous
I'm fallin'... #
372
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:35,600
SQUEAKS AND TRILLS
All right, hold on, get back.
373
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:40,400
'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.'
374
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,800
Is the Steward in there?
You can smell him.
375
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:48,500
Hold on. There's another sunfilter
programmed to descend.
376
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,500
#... Too high
Can't come down
377
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,000
# Losing my head
Spinning round and round
378
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,700
# Do you feel me now...? #
379
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,200
'Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... '
380
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,000
'Sunfilter descending... '
381
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,000
Let me out! Let me out!
'... Sunfilter descending... '
382
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,000
LOUD BANGING
383
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,400
Let me out! Let me out!
384
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,600
'... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... '
385
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,400
MORE BANGING
Anyone in there?
386
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:30,400
Let me out! Oh, well,
it would be you(!) Open the door!
387
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,800
Give us two ticks...
388
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:35,800
'... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... '
389
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,100
'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
390
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,200
'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... '
391
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:48,300
'... Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... '
392
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:53,300
'Sunfilter descending... '
Just what we need -
the computer's getting clever.
393
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,300
Stop mucking about! I'm not mucking
about! It's fighting back.
394
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,500
'... Sunfilter descending... '
Open the door! I know!
395
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,400
'... Sunfilter descending... '
The lock's melted!
396
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:09,200
'... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.
397
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,200
'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... '
398
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:27,100
The whole thing's
jammed. I can't open the door.
Stay there, don't move.
399
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,800
Where am I gonna go - Ipswich(?)
400
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,900
'Earth-death in five minutes.'
401
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:39,200
The metalmachine confirms.
The spider devices have infiltrated
the whole of Platform One.
402
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:43,200
How's that possible? Our private
rooms are protected by a codewall.
403
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,300
(Moisturise me, moisturise me!)
404
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,400
Summon the Steward! I'm afraid the
Steward is dead.
405
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:52,000
THEY GASP AND MURMUR
406
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,100
Who killed him?
407
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,800
This whole event was sponsored
by the Face of Boe. He invited us.
Talk to the Face, talk to the Face!
408
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:03,700
Easy way of finding out. Someone
brought their little pet on board.
409
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,400
Let's send him back to master.
410
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,000
The Adherents of the Repeated Meme!
J'accuse!
411
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:35,400
That's all very well,
and really kind of obvious but,
if you stop and think about it...
412
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,600
A repeated meme is just an idea.
413
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,700
And that's all they are, an idea.
414
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Remote-control 'droids. Nice little
cover for the real troublemaker.
415
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,300
Go on, Jimbo. Go home.
416
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,200
GUESTS GASP
417
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,300
I bet you were the school swot
and never got kissed.
418
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,700
At arms!
419
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,400
What you gonna do, moisturise me?
420
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,000
With acid.
421
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:07,200
Oh, you're too late, anyway.
My spiders have control
of the mainframe.
422
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:12,600
Oh, you all carried them as gifts,
tax-free, past every codewall.
423
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:18,200
I'm not just a pretty face.
Sabotaging a ship while you're
inside it, how stupid's that?
424
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,300
I'd hoped to manufacture
a hostage situation.
425
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,000
With myself as one of the victims,
the compensation
would have been enormous.
426
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,600
Five billion years,
and it still comes down to money.
427
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,500
D'you think it's cheap,
looking like this?
428
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,400
Flatness costs a fortune!
429
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,800
I am the Last Human, Doctor.
430
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:42,500
Me, not that freaky little kid
of yours.
431
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,800
Arrest her! The infidel!
432
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:49,200
Oh, shut it, pixie!
I've still got my final option.
433
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,500
'Earth-death in three minutes,
Earth-death in three minutes... '
434
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,400
And here it comes. You're
just as useful dead, all of you.
435
00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:00,400
I have shares in
your rival companies. They'll triple
in price as soon as you're dead.
436
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:04,500
My spiders are primed and ready
to destroy the safety systems.
437
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,800
How did that old Earth song go?
438
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,500
"Burn baby, burn."
439
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,400
Then you'll burn with us!
440
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,600
Oh, I'm so sorry!
441
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:17,400
I know the use of teleportation is
strictly forbidden, but...
442
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,300
I'm such a naughty thing.
443
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:19,700
Spiders, activate!
444
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,300
Spiders, activate!
445
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,800
THUNDEROUS WHOOSHES
446
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,600
Force-fields gone,
with the planet about to explode...
447
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,800
At least it'll be quick.
448
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:43,300
Just like my fifth husband... Oops!
Oh, shame on me! Bye bye, darlings.
449
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,900
'Safety systems failing... '
Bye-bye, my darlings!
450
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,900
'... Heat levels rising... '
451
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,700
Reset the computer!
Only the Steward would know how.
452
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,200
No, we can do it by hand.
There must be a "system restore"
switch. Jabe, come on.
453
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,200
You lot, just chill.
454
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,400
'... Heat levels rising... '
455
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:07,600
'Earthdeath in two minutes.
Earthdeath in two minutes.'
456
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:14,200
'Heat levels critical,
heat levels critical.'
457
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,100
'... Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'
458
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:20,900
Oh, and guess where the switch is(!)
459
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,400
'... Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'
460
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:39,000
External temperature
5, 000 degrees.
461
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:52,300
You can't, the heat's gonna vent
through this place. I know. Jabe!
462
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,500
You're made of wood. Then stop
wasting time - Time Lord.
463
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,400
'Heat levels rising...
464
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,400
'Heat levels rising.'
465
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,500
'... Heat levels hazardous... '
466
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,500
We're going to die!
'... Heat levels hazardous... '
467
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,500
'Shields malfunction...
468
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,800
'Shields malfunction.
469
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,000
'Shields malfunction.
Shields malfunction.
470
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,200
'Shields malfunction... '
471
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,900
'Heat levels critical...
Heat levels critical.'
472
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:06,600
'Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'
473
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,900
JABE SCREAMS
474
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,200
SCREAMS STOP
475
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,800
'Planet explodes in...
476
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,300
'... ten,
477
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,800
nine...
478
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,400
eight...
479
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,100
..seven...
480
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,000
..six...
481
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,200
..five...
482
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:55,400
fou... four...
483
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,500
Raise shields!
484
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,800
..one.
485
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,500
'Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair... '
486
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,200
'Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair... '
487
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,000
HE MURMURS
488
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,200
You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
489
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,500
I'm full of ideas.
I'm bristling with 'em!
490
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,900
Idea number one.
Teleportation through 5, 000 degrees
needs some kind of feed.
491
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,300
Idea number two.
This feed must be hidden nearby.
492
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,600
Idea number three.
493
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:38,000
If you're as clever as me, then a
teleportation-feed can be reversed.
494
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:43,300
..Oh, you should've seen
their little alien faces...
495
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,100
Oh.
496
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,400
The last human. So.
497
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,400
You passed my little test. Bravo!
498
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,500
This makes you eligible to join, um,
the... the Human Club.
499
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,600
People have died, Cassandra.
You murdered them. It depends
on your definition of people.
500
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:02,600
And that's enough of a technicality
to keep your lawyers dizzy
for centuries.
501
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,800
Take me to court then, Doctor,
502
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,700
and watch me smile and cry...
QUIET CREAKS
503
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800
..and flutter. And creak?
504
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,400
And what? Creak. You're creaking.
505
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,800
What?
506
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,800
Agh! I-I'm drying out!
507
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:22,600
Oh, sweet heavens!
Moisturise me, moisturise me!
508
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:28,400
Where are my surgeons,
my lovely boys? It's too hot!
YOU raised the temperature.
509
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,000
Have pity!
510
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,300
SHE GROWLS:
Moisturise me!
511
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,400
Oh, Doctor!
512
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:39,300
Oh, Doctor, I'll do anything...!
Help her. Everything has its time.
And everything dies.
513
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,000
I'm... too... young...!
514
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,800
'Shuttles four and six departing.
515
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:02,500
'This unit now closing
down for maintenance.'
516
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,400
The end of the Earth.
517
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,000
It's gone.
518
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,700
We were too busy saving ourselves.
No-one saw it go.
519
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,100
All those years, all that history,
and no-one was even looking.
520
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,000
It's just...
521
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,400
Come with me.
522
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,700
A TODDLER CRIES
523
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,700
Big Issue!
524
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,900
Big Issue...!
525
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,600
You think it'll last forever,
people and cars and concrete.
526
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,600
But it won't.
527
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:39,100
One day, it's all gone.
528
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,600
Even the sky.
529
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,800
My planet's gone.
530
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,600
It's dead.
531
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000
It burned, like the Earth.
532
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,800
It's just rocks and dust.
533
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,700
Before its time.
534
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,800
What happened?
535
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,100
There was a war, and we lost.
536
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,700
A war with who?
537
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,600
What about your people?
538
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,800
I'm a Time Lord.
539
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,800
I'm the last of the Time Lords.
540
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,800
They're all gone.
541
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:27,800
I'm the only survivor.
542
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,800
I'm left travelling on my own
cos there's no-one else.
543
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,800
There's me.
544
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,400
You've seen how dangerous it is.
D'you wanna go home?
545
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,300
I don't know.
546
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
I want...
547
00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:55,200
Can you smell chips?
548
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,100
Yeah.
549
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,400
Yeah! I want chips.
550
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:05,900
Me too. Right, then. Before
you get me back in that box, chips
it is. And you can pay. No money.
551
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,600
What sort of date are you? Come on,
then, tightwad. Chips are on me.
552
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,600
We've only got five billion years
till the shops close.
553
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:26,200
Now - you've seen the future,
so let's have a look at the past.
554
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:31,400
1860, how does 1860 sound?
What happened in 1860?
I don't know. Let's find out.
555
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:37,800
..I can't believe she's gone.
Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir.
Merely sleeping.
556
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:44,200
She's up and on her feet and out
there somewhere. Mr Sneed for shame,
how many more times? It's ungodly!
557
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:47,300
'... Excuse me, sir.
Mr Dickens, this is your call.'
558
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:52,000
..Use the sight. Find the old lady
or you're dismissed.
559
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:54,600
What phantasmagoria is this?
560
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,400
That's more like it!
561
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:37,200
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