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Hey, Dad.

Hey.

Oh, you're happy.

Yeah. What time is Mr.

John and Jenna coming over?

They should be here in like half an hour.

You okay?

Yeah. You happy? You excited? You got your big party with your little friend

coming over? I'm so excited, actually. It's a summer party.

Well, just... Don't make too much noise, because I've really been looking forward

to this game.

So I want you girls to just stay in the other room so we can just watch the

game. But we're girls, Dad.

Aren't you friends with Mr. John?

Yeah, no, I am. I mean, it'll be good to see him, for sure.

It'll be the perfect time for you two to bond.

Oh, yeah. Is that what you think?

Mm-hmm. I do.

Yeah, so you spin it so it works out for you.

Did you get my onesies that you ordered a while ago?

Yeah, I got them. Actually, you know what? They came in the mail today.

Yes! Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

All right, look.

Don't embarrass me.

I'm not going to embarrass you. Just behave cool, all right? Okay, I won't be

a brat.

He's been a friend of mine forever.

I'm not going to be that. I'll be on my best behavior. Okay.

All right, go knock.

Thank you for taking me.

Mm-hmm.

Dad! Dad!

How are you? Good? Oh, he's screaming.

He's always screaming.

You got him? You got the onesies?

Yeah. I can't believe you got them.

Dad,

Dad, where are the onesies?

They're in the bedroom.

Oh, they are?

Yeah. Oh, my God!

You ready to watch the game? Fuck the onesies, you ready to watch the game?

So this was yours. Where did you get these from?

My dad got them for me. I'm so happy. Really? Yeah. That's so nice. I know.

Dad, you got you a present?

Right?

They're cute.

They are cute.

They're so cute. It's just small. Just how we like it, actually.

I know. I'm so excited. Look at the butt parts. I know, right?

I keep this, like, off, generally.

Perfect. They're so cute. I know. We have to put them on.

We are.

Yes, we do.

We got tan.

I did get tan.

Your boobs got bigger.

Yeah, they did.

Kind of, I think. I don't know. I hope not.

Oh, they did. That would be nice.

Jump up and down.

Yeah. Yeah, they got bigger a little bit. Good.

Can you take my hair off?

Duh.

Thank you.

You're so tan.

Aw, thank you. You're a lot better than last time at school.

Let's rub our boots together.

Ooh, yeah.

Definitely better. We haven't done this in a while.

I know, right?

Long time no see.

Wow, that underwear, too. Can I slap her ass?

Slap away.

Yeah, I think I got bigger too.

I've been working out.

We have been working out. Oh my god, stop. What are you doing? Isn't your dad

like right outside?

My dad respects my privacy, okay?

He won't come in here.

Okay. I'm gonna take it off.

Whatever. I mean, at least he bought you these onesies for us. I know, right?

That's so sweet.

That's like so sweet of your daddy.

Yeah, I'm so happy. Oh my gosh.

You know, your dad's kind of cute.

Oh, Izzy.

He's so stressed lately.

Oh my god, do you shave now?

I do. Do you like it? Yeah.

I know, right? Me too.

Wow. Oh my goodness.

I love it. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. You're so cute.

Have you been working out too? I have been. Have you? Yeah.

Like just a little bit. I know. I'm so happy I'm here.

Me too.

I'm so happy.

Let's try our onesies on.

So cute.

I don't even know how to get into this thing.

I miss you.

I feel like a bunny in this one thing. I know.

We're like a little bunny hair girder.

Oh, but look at the bun. I know. I love it.

You can put it on and do it. I know. It's so cute.

I love them.

I can't believe he got these for you. I'm so happy he did.

I know, right? That's fucking crazy.

You should paint my nails.

Yeah.

Oh my god, this color matches perfectly.

It's so pretty on you. I know.

Of course.

It's gonna be such a good night.

It is.

We're gonna have so much fun.

I know, I'm so excited.

What are we gonna do?

Um, we can sleep or we could

Watch movies.

Movies sound the best.

Right? And cuddle.

Ooh, cuddling is my favorite. Because I haven't seen you in so long.

Yeah, cuddling is my favorite for sure. Right?

Okay.

Perfect.

How have you been with the fucking dudes lately?

You know, they're okay. I mean, honestly. Do you still talk to your ex?

Chad? Yeah.

Um, you know, I think he's gay, honestly.

Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. Why do you think that?

Well, you know, he just barely went down on me. I just don't even understand it.

I have such a fucking tight little pussy.

What the fuck? That's so fucking stupid. Yeah, he has to be gay then because, I

mean, I'd fuck you.

Yeah, I'd fuck you.

So, like...

Gay, must be gay.

Must be gay. Oh my gosh, that's such a cute ring.

Thank you.

So how about you?

Um, I mean, it's been okay. I've been funning up a little bit. I don't, I

don't know.

I've just been fun.

Yeah, I mean, you know, being single and you're single now too. That's crazy.

I know, it's kind of a club. I know, we're never single at the same time.

I went to a few parties, and, like, I hooked up with, like, a few people, but

I don't know. I mean, no one, like, that's relevant enough to be in my life.

That's really popped up, so it doesn't really matter.

I don't know.

Yeah, that totally makes sense.

But, yeah, I mean. No one, like, not that good in bed, though?

It's just, like, yeah, like, I never come, like.

Ever. And you know how that is, like, especially with your ex. Yeah. Like, it

fucking sucks. I mean, like, come on. I want to fuck all the time. So, like, you

have to make me cum to be, like, dating me, you know. I know. We're nymphos. I

know,

right? Like, it's not hard to make a girl cum. It's not. It's really not.

Like, I was, like, making myself cum. It was so bad.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I know. Like, been there, done that. Annoying. Yeah, seriously. Like,

hello, where's the dick?

I know, right?

I know. Here we go.

Dude, I knew Italy would play like that. They're so boring in these tournaments.

They were five minutes in. I know, but... If they were boring, why would

they be in the final?

Because you can already tell what they're doing.

Defensive, defensive, defensive.

And then they just hope for some error and win. It's not attacking soccer at

all.

Every single tournament. I'm kind of hating on them. I think the Italians are

trying to bore us to death. I think they're going to win. It doesn't matter

if it's boring. They're going to win, man.

Don't you remember in school that we played state every single year?

Germany plays beautifully, though. They play like a cohesive half. They all go

up and down the field.

Italy just hit there.

Yeah, like the one attack for Italy the whole first half.

Give it away right there.

You know what? I'm telling you, Italy's going to win.

Well, yeah, if they bore the Germans to death and we get the penalty kick. Are

you ignoring me? Are you scared?

Did you hear me? You want to bet?

Put your money where my mouth is.

Yeah,

Germany is definitely going to win. I just hope it doesn't go to PKs.

Even then they still win usually.

What bet do you want to make, man?

Italy's going to win.

All right, I'll bet.

Yeah? I'm going to bet.

Bet $100. I just lost on those onesies I had to buy.

$100. Italy's going to win. I'll take your $100.

You want to give it to me now or when the game's over? No, I'll take it. I'll

take it. Dude, my car is in the shop again. That $100 is like all I have.

The suspension, the valve in the middle broke.

I'm telling you. The front and back suspension mixed together. The fluid.

I'm telling you, man, you got that midlife crisis. I got my electric

vehicle, bro. I look like a fucking pussy, but you know what? I never forget

it. That Mercedes since 99, dude. I had it since 99, but it's a nice car.

You can't say that.

Yeah, that's why I'm driving that truck for the meantime, man.

It's always in the shop.

It's been in the shop for a while, yeah.

That's because when your wife left, she took the good car, man. That's what

happens.

Let's go. Go cross.

Fuck, man. Just give it a go.

Whatever. Oh, I told you.

They're playing for the tie.

That's all they do.

There's nothing wrong with that.

There's everything wrong with that. I'm telling you, by the way, one new car.

We're running a tournament today.

You get a new car?

Wait, wait.

Can you go get us a drink, bro? Give me a drink. All right, all right, all

right.

Dad!

I'm getting kind of sleepy.

Me too.

They need to come tuck us in. They do need to come tuck us in. I'd love it if

my daddy tucked me in. Me too!

Can you tuck us in, Daddy?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

These are the onesies? You like them?

I do. They're so cute.

You're glad we came up here?

Uh-huh.

There you go. Thank you.

Tucked in.

All nice and ready for bed.

You good? All right. Watch your things there.

All right. All right. Good night.

You guys going to sleep?

We're going to watch the game.

Okay, we'll turn that because it's 30.

It's really cold, Elizabeth.

It's really cold. Jenna, are you cold?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I should get my dad in here and just, like, have him warm me

up. It's really cold.

Dad!

Yeah, can you please warm her up for just a little bit? Can you warm her up?

Can we turn on the heat?

No, just like cuddle with her for just a little bit. Yeah, it's just like really

cold in here.

Cuddle with her? Yeah, she's just so cold. Can't you see? What are you doing?

I really don't think that's appropriate.

Come on, please.

Please, just for a little bit.

Fine, just for a second.

Thank you so much. Of course.

You're so nice.

I'm so glad.

Come on, Dad. Hurry up.

I'm not going to wear my shoes on the bed, sweetie.

You better not. It's so cold.

Thank you so much.

Oh, yeah. That's so much better.

I know. It's so much warmer.

I'm so messed up.

Elizabeth. Stop.

Dad.

No.

Oh, my God.

What is wrong with you? Dad.

This is not the most common thing, but...

Thank you.

Thank you.

Daddy.

Insane.

Let's take this onesie off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God. I'm going to lie to this fucking car.

Well, that's all night.

Yeah.

So fucking...

Yeah.

That was so much fun.

That was fun, but you girls should go back to bed, I think. Yeah, get back in

bed.

We've got to tuck you in.

All right.

If we have to.

Right.

All

right.

All right. You should sleep well now. No more nightmares.