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I like to do it with you, Ben.

Your body looks incredible.

You haven't changed.

And I'm happy to hear that your heartbeat hasn't changed either.

Yeah, it hasn't.

So has your husband been treating you well?

It is, but you know, just one is never enough.

Certainly not.

Not for you.

Not ever.

That's why you're here, my best friend.

So,

what are they getting?

Can we get out of here?

Yeah. Get a little drunk.

Okay. Call up some of my weird friends.

Okay. Fuck them.

Alright. Okay.

That sounds perfect.

Wonderful.

We're such losers.

I'm sorry. I don't fuck people just because they're nice guys.

Yeah, I know.

It's not a reward for them. It's a reward for me.

It's not what we look for.

Dirty dogs. In search of dirty dogs.

Jason. Okay.

Yeah, you keep telling me about this. Well, because I keep looking at it.

It's really hard to go anywhere else when you know where that one lives.

Do you want to see?

Yeah. So that's my friend.

Ooh, Jill.

And, uh,

in case you were wondering why I keep going back. Oh, I can see why.

So, uh, what do you think?

I think we should go fuck him.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. The band's getting back together.

I always love a reunion tour.

What you don't know about her, she's the straightest girl in the world.

She likes dick better than me.

I think we should change it. I don't know, that alcohol makes it look

different. Does that make me look a little bad for you?

She's in the jungle now.

We went to school

together.

Every night. Yeah.

And bring guys back. Mm-hmm. And we fuck them. And then we switch.

Typical, like, politics. She likes to kiss.

I like to share. I like to share.

She likes to share. Because then we double, you know? I like to double the

pleasure and double the fun. Mm-hmm. That's why my boy here got me here.

Team mates.

Team mates.

What's your favorite team sport?

Of course basketball. I thought you were going to say soccer.

Maybe we need to dirty you up a little bit.

I think we can do that.

I don't want to see you then.

I don't want to see you.

Take off your clothes, Ashley.

I know.

My favorite thing about my husband is that she's always down for anything.

I can't get enough of it.

Yeah,

let's make some memories.

Why is his cock so huge?

It's even bigger inside of you.

Just the tip.

Oh man.

Cool.

You're such a disgusting bitch.

Ooh.

do you think your husband's

gonna

What's your husband going to say, Ashley, after this?

I never get a little cocky.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.