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So disgusting can't believe I have these braces they hurt so bad

Disgusting. I can't believe I have these braces.

Goodness.

Uncle Brick, what are you doing here?

I didn't know you were here.

Oh, you know, I'm kind of in between jobs right now.

Mom's letting me stay in the room.

She made a little... But what are you... Uncle Brick?

Come on, it's me.

It's me. Relax. I'm just trying to help you clean up a little bit. It looks like

you were making a mess.

Yeah, I spilled my water all over me. It could be the braces.

I can't. I'm not used to them.

Well, you're not. I think you're doing great.

Because I'm a baby.

No. No.

Not at all.

You're doing just fine.

No. I hate them. They're so ugly.

I beg to differ. But, you know, it's just something you're going to have to

work through.

Luckily, I'm here right now.

No, I need fun. There's nothing I can do about that.

They're great.

Just leave these down. Let that dry a little bit.

I don't know, Rick.

It's kind of weird.

Yeah, you know, it takes some adjusting with your new hardware.

I get that.

What do you need to do about these braces?

You don't need to.

I can give you anything.

Right?

Especially.

I've got wonderful knees.

I care about it so much.

Get used to these.

Brand new braces.

I've got just the thing for you.

What do you mean?

Oh, don't worry about what I mean.

Just know that... Just know that...

Uncle Brick's got you covered.

I don't know, Uncle Brick. You gotta go.

Honey.

Luckily for you, I know just what to put you on.

What is this?

You trust me, right?

I'm a trustworthy guy.

I did all this for you.

I guess so.

You don't got to guess anymore because I've got just what the doctor ordered.

So, I don't know if you know this, but usually...

Really acquired hardware.

You're going to feel some things. You're going to have some peace.

You know, it's the agony, but I got something here that's going to fix you

right up.

I don't know. I'm not going to be having sugary stuff right now.

Well, the sugary stuff is what's going to help you feel better.

All right?

So, I hope you like this video.

It's for the effect.

You understand?

I'm going to grow my little knees.

So, why don't you stick your tongue out.

mess. Have you never had ice cream before?

Your mom must have been deprived of your sweet treats, but luckily...

I could see how that would hurt.

You've made such a mess. Here,

let me help you out.

Ow, actually, ow.

Worse? I feel worse.

Just try it. Try it one more. Last bite. Come on. You didn't own me. I don't own

you. Don't do that. Don't do that.

I guess so.

It's helping, right?

It was eight bucks wasted, but I think I know what the problem is.

I think I've got it figured out. I see the issue here.

All right?

Wow. What?

I should have brought you a beer.

You know what, Liz?

It's okay.

It's Uncle Brick.

It's Uncle Brick. No, it's just the thing.

I think the problem is it's too cold.

You said that's what's making it hard, right? So why don't we try something

else?

I think we need to try a new technique. But these solar clothes are just going

to restrict some bullshit.

I just know that you definitely need to get out of these before we proceed.

Don't worry about how or why that helps.

Trust me, right?

I've had like 30 jobs.

So this is... Trust me. I've learned this.

I don't know. Where did I come from? Oh, yeah. I know. That's what matters.

Let's get this off.

So let's just get this... I don't know.

What are you doing? I don't know.

A great distance.

Seems kind of weird.

So I guess I just need to tell your mom that you were eating ice cream with the

new braces that she paid good money for.

You know she's in for her shit. She's fucking nuts.

I mean, I'm fine with that, sure.

I have the... Look, look, look, look.

I'm looking out for you, my favorite niece.

I don't want you to get in trouble.

I don't want your mom losing her shit.

So, you gotta trust me.

All right?

I'm an expert.

I don't know, Rick.

Trust me.

Too much, too much talky-talky.

You don't want to hurt the braces.

So, we're going to get these clothes off of you, all right?

We're going to get them off. We're going to get them in the washer. I'll take

care of everything.

You can't take your shirt off with your arms crossed. Look at it.

Trust me, trust me. No, I know, I know.

It seems kind of crazy, but you got to, you know, there's a process to all of

this. So let's get this shirt off.

I'm not sure. I'll get it in the washer. I'm not sure.

You don't have to be sure. I'm not too sure about this.

Look at that.

It wasn't even hard. It came right off.

And once I get this in the laundry, or have you put it in the laundry? Because,

you know, I just don't do laundry.

I don't know. I don't know about this, Uncle Greg.

I know.

It seems weird.

We're family.

Right?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Get comfy.

Because, you know, you don't want to make sure you don't have any ice cream

on you.

Oh,

this is unacceptable.

I didn't even see that.

I didn't even see what you had on.

Yeah, that's ice cream.

I think this skirt's going to have to come off, too.

You're so weird, Uncle Rick.

No, I'm an expert in my field.

There's a difference.

You wouldn't understand the passion it takes, you know, to completely take this

on.

There's too much pain going on.

That's what I'm trying to do, redirect the pain.

But I guess I could just say, fuck it, leave this mess here, and fuck it, you

can just be in pain. Is that what you want? You want to be in pain for the

rest of your life with those braces?

I guess I don't want to be in pain.

Okay, so do you want my help?

Sure, guaranteed way to get rid of it.

I guess so.

The more time you take to do what I say,

the skirt doesn't come up.

It's got to go down.

Things feel weird at first, but trust me.

This is what it takes.

Trust me.

It's only going to be weirder if you don't let me help you.

So, just think of it like we're playing doctor.

They'll examine some remedies on what you can do to, uh... I don't know,

Brett. You said you wanted my help, right?

Well, I guess so.

Okay, well, then... You gotta trust me.

Okay. Welcome back to take good care of you.

It is the only way.

Trust me, if there was another way, I would do it. You think I want to do

this? No.

Neither do I.

That's it. So then this is what it takes. Why don't you lift your foot up

for me?

I'm just making sure you didn't spill any ice cream.

Come on, Uncle Greg.

Ice cream's tricky.

It can get in places you never thought it would go, trust me.

Come on.

So.

Have a seat.

So now back to what I was trying to teach you.

I think what you need is something a little softer, something

that's going to stretch a little bit bigger than the ice cream cone.

It's not cold.

So why don't you just show me.

Well, it's going to help.

If it's going to help, yes.

It's going to help, I promise you.

So let's see.

Open wide.

Wow.

You've got to be resilient.

You've got to be resilient.

You didn't come from a family of quitters.

No, I'm hurt. Your mother didn't quit.

I'm not wrong.

Well, you came from her.

You've got that same resilience.

She and I used to have to do things like this all the time.

Ow!

That hurts too much.

You know, there is another tool we could use.

That is something.

I think it would be better to do it. Because the problem would be...

So what you need is something

that's a little softer, more pliable that can really wrap

those lips around.

Don't you think?

What? Don't you feel for the rest of my life?

I know. So, again, you're gonna have to trust me. It's gonna be a little off

-putting at first, but, um... I think that's all.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

It's not exactly how you can come, but it's warm.

It's not going to be so cold on your braces.

Not in the bed. This is something that you're going to be able to really get

your mouth around.

I don't really want to do this.

Trust me, it hurts me.

But this is the only way.

The only way.

Exactly. I mean, this is perfect.

I'd be willing to put my paycheck on it.

Alright? So.

I guess.

Just relax a little bit.

Relax, relax.

Don't worry, you're already doing so good.

So just open your mouth.

You can close your eyes, it's okay.

Perfect.

Not so bad, right?

It's not mint chocolate chip, but I mean, I showered today.

See, that's a good sign.

All that drool, that's a good sign.

That's what we want. That's how we know it's working. So just open your mouth.

Open your mouth. There you go, good girl.

Wow, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, man.

Sweetie, you're natural like this.

And it's working.

Yep, see?

I knew this is what it was going to take.

Relax your mouth.

There you go. Oh, that's it.

That's it.

Walk.

Oh, you're doing great.

Oh,

so good. You're doing so good.

I'm so proud of you. I know it's not easy.

But you're doing great.

push through.

I guess so. No, I know so. So, you know what? Actually, why don't you get down?

It's not a good position.

See, this is just the first step.

There's a lot more to it.

See, the next thing is we want to get a little bit deeper.

A little bit deeper in there.

I mean, you got all that throat. We got to make sure we touch all of it. So it's

one of those things that you can't have acid. So open up.

Get ready for this. We're going to see just how far you can go.

Oh, my God. That's pretty damn far.

Let me do all the work. I don't want you to do any of the work.

Just give me time.

And I'm here for you.

This is the easiest fucking house.

And then we're sick of that.

So you see.

It's the only place.

Okay, I tried I tried to do it the gentle way, but you know they say it's

like pulling teeth

There you go.

There you

go. Don't you spit it out, don't you?

It's better already.

I didn't hear that.

I don't care. I'm here for one reason, and that's to help you get me to this

fucking place.

Oh, my God. There it is. Wow.

Look at this.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

She's a good girl.

Good girl.

We're going to get rid of that pain.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

The break is right.

That just means we've got to keep going.

Oh, God.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, just let it drip. That's fine.

That's fine. You're doing great.

But you know what?

This is going to cut it.

This is not going to cut it.

And that's what I'm here for, is to help you out.

So you know exactly what I say, right?

Yes or no?

Yes or no? Yes or no?

I don't know.

Before you know it,

you won't even know you have braces.

I don't know.

This is weird. I know. It's going to be weird at first. New things are always

weird at first. Luckily,

I know what I'm doing.

Don't worry, it's redirecting the pain right if we put the attention

somewhere else You

know

what it's alright

It hurts at first. I'm going to come eventually, trust me. But you've got to

just work with me.

I'm doing this for you.

I'm doing it for you. This is not for me.

Just hold that ass open.

Hold that ass open just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, I don't know about this.

Uncle Greg.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, she's new. She's new. That's all.

That's all. Don't you fucking worry.

You took good fucking care of him. It hurts, Uncle Greg. Oh, yeah. It usually

does hurt a little bit at first, but you're already fucking getting used to

it. I can tell. It does.

Oh,

Uncle Greg.

Come on, Uncle Greg.

What you really need to do is stop using your mouth so much, unless I'm putting

my dick in it. Because the more you talk, the more the pain's going to

happen. I don't know about that. Oh, I know about it.

I think you're just doing nonsense.

Shut your mouth, all right? I'm going to tell your mom.

But this won't suffice.

This won't work.

I'm sorry.

I can't get these fucking things.

See if this helps. Open your fucking mouth.

See if this helps.

I told you this is not for me

That's great for me.

See, you can tell it's open already.

Oh,

I didn't know it was.

Wouldn't be moaning so much if it wasn't.

I won't go break.

But I do think it's starting to work.

Oh, I'm going to be harder.

You're sweet, aren't you? Oh, yeah.

No fucking chance.

Actually... You see, I told you.

You should have trusted me.

Oh, the fucking pleasure is all mine.

I don't know if I can get a fucking listen off a brick.

Oh, no, no, no, don't do that.

Don't do that. Stay calm.

Oh,

God.

oh oh oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't expect all this.

Good. Good.

Oh, my

God,

yeah. Yeah, choke me just like that. Choke me just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

What are you doing?

Oh, God.

Yes. There you go.

That's the kick. Walk.

Walk.

Walk.

Walk.

I bet you feel no pain.

There you go.

That's it.

Good girl.

Oh, yes.

No hands.

No hands.

Oh,

yes.

You see? No pain.

No pain, no need.

There's an opening.

Oh, God damn it.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Wow.

Wow. Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Look at the fucking mess you're making now. It doesn't even hurt, huh?

It doesn't even fucking hurt.

Oh.

Oh shit. My God.

Do I?

Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here.

Right. Turn around. Yes.

Oh, you're so scary.

Right there.

Oh.

Right there.

Right there.

Okay.

you know.

I can't believe that. I can't believe that was so good.

Yes.

Thank you.

Yes, you're my favorite uncle.

It's also

No more pain.

Good girl.

And now, you can finally enjoy

some ice cream.

Oh, wow.

My mouth does feel a lot better.

And the list is long.