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? Summer breeze ?
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? Makes me feel fine ?
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? Blowin� through the jasmine
in my mind ?
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ADULT MARK (V.O.):
The last summer
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before my last year
of high school.
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Pure, indulgent laziness.
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-Frig�s sake, Rip Van Winkle!
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Haul yourself up outta bed.
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-It�s summer holidays, Mom!
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This is what summer�s for.
Sleeping in.
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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I knew I should have made you
get a summer job.
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-I have a job.
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I�m an artist.
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I need to keep my mind empty
to let the inspiration
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come through my brain.
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-Well, my foot is about
to come through your arse
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if you don�t get up!
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[Seals and Crofts,
"Summer Breeze"]
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? So I walk on
up to the doorstep ?
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{\an8} ? Through the screen
and across the floor ?
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{\an8}?
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{\an8} ? Summer breeze
makes me feel fine ?
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{\an8} -Oh, uh,
I didn�t know we had company.
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{\an8}Uh, gentlemen.
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{\an8}Sorry I haven�t dressed yet.
It�s, uh...
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{\an8}summer holidays.
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{\an8}-It�s just the lads
from the club.
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{\an8} We�re getting
a booth at the Regatta.
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{\an8}-Wait...
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{\an8}it�s the Regatta today?
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{\an8}TV: ...St. John�s, Newfoundland
is now waiting to hear
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{\an8}if the Regatta is a go.
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{\an8}-I hate the Regatta.
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{\an8} -Augh...
Blasphemy!
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{\an8}You know, the Regatta�s
the biggest day
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{\an8}of the Newfoundland summer.
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{\an8}-What are you pouring out
my good juice for?
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{\an8}-Oh, I need the bottle
for the bottle toss.
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{\an8}-Well, drink it first,
you old coot!
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{\an8}-What, with my bladder?
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{\an8}-Geez!
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{\an8}-[chuckles]
Here!
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{\an8}-Oh, that�s a nice one, Pat!
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{\an8}MARY: Are those my good vases?
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{\an8}Where are my flowers?!
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{\an8}-Oh, well, they�ll grow back.
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{\an8}-Oh my...
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God!
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Give me this.
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-Here, blow that up.
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-I suffer from asthma.
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-Oh, breath enough to talk,
breath enough to blow.
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Lazy as a cut dog.
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-That is what I said!
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-Alright, go easy!
Slow.
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Just...
I wanted it blown up halfway.
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-Why?
-Ancient carnie secret.
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Here, I�ll show you.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
step right up!
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Here, Madam.
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Pop the balloon with this dart
and win a prize.
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-Oh!
-[chuckles]
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POP: Aw!
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-Oh, you frigger!
That�s rigged!
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-Damn right it is.
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Here.
Consolation prize.
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-That�s my teddy bear!
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-Oh, grow up!
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-Ah, don�t they call it off
if it�s too windy?
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It�s blowin� a gale out there.
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-Who plans a holiday
around Newfoundland weather?
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I got work to do.
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-What are you doing, Mom?
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-The Tourism Department
has me manning...
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[clears throat]
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womaning a booth,
for the big Come Home Year.
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It�s called "Soiree."
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I�m drawing in the tourists
for the cod-kissing booth.
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-Arse-kissing booth, more like.
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The last thing we need
at the Regatta is mainlanders.
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MIKE SR: [radio] Regatta Day
in the capital city.
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-Oh, they�re making the call!
-Yeah!
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MIKE SR: In just a few moments,
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officials will decide
if the Regatta
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is a go, or no.
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Stay tuned to VOCM,
your Regatta station,
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brought to you by Wild Bologna.
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[zany music playing]
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DICK: [recording] Listen for
the call of the Wild Bologna!
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[mimics turkey call]
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-So, is the Regatta on, Dad?
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-Uh, patience.
We�ll know in just a minute now.
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-Well, it better go.
I�m too drunk to be workin�.
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Hello, beer tent!
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-Mike Critch, VOCM News.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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-What�s the word?
We on?
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DICK: [recording] VOCM,
your Regatta station,
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brought to you by Wild Bologna.
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Oh, some shockin� size.
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-This is Mike Critch
with the official call
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of the Royal St. John�s
Regatta Committee.
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I know many listeners
are very anxious to learn
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if the Regatta is a go, or no.
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Some may even have started
partying a little bit too soon.
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For others, the Regatta
is nothing more than
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a poor man�s casino.
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Now, luckily,
today is a beautiful, sunny day.
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But sunshine
has nothing to do with it.
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-Argh...!
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-The Regatta Committee have
checked the official windsock,
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and, unfortunately for some...
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the Regatta is...
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a go!
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[all cheering]
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-Happy Regatta Day, everyone!
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-Enjoy, everyone!
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I�m just gonna
kick back in the tub
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with an Archie Double Digest.
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Good night!
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): Summer.
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That magical time...
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): ...when
laziness finds respectability.
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[traditional Newfoundland music]
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?
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MIKE JR: That was
the summer student.
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She called in drunk.
Said she can�t wear the suit.
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-What suit?
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-The Bursey Meats
Wild Bologna man.
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-That�s a mouthful.
-Which is one of their slogans.
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They�re the sponsor.
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Where am I gonna find
someone free to work
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this late on Regatta Day?
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-Ah...!
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-Where�s your mudder?
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-At the Regatta with Pop.
Why?
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-I need someone to work it.
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-I wish I could help.
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-Lazy as a cut dog.
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You know, this is your
last year of high school.
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How the hell do you plan
on supporting yourself?
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-I�ll act.
-You�re gonna need a day job.
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People who have nets
fall into a net.
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Unlike you, I believe in myself.
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-I believe in the value
of an honest day�s work.
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Now who am I gonna get
to wear that bloody costume?
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-Costume?
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-It pays 50 bucks.
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-I... I mean,
it is acting, technically.
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-Congratulations.
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You just got yourself
a summer job.
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?
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-I wonder what a Wild Bologna
sounds like.
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-[mimics turkey call]
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Everyone knows the call
of the Wild Bologna, b�y.
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-Dick, we know that
Wild Bologna�s not real, right?
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-That�s what everyone says until
they get lost in the woods.
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-Well, you�d know.
You�re, like, uh...
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what, 90% bologna?
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-Shut up!
-Enough!
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Being a bologna is serious.
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If you want to
follow your dreams,
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you need to show me
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that you can wake up
every now and then.
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You�re almost grown.
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Start acting like it.
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-By acting like a bologna?
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-Exactly.
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Glad we had this little talk.
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): Every part,
no matter how small,
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was a chance to ply my craft.
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-Good morning.
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You think you can dissect me?
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You know what you look like
with your wax casing
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and your Mickey Mouse gloves?
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[inhales deeply]
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You look like lunch.
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Cut thick or thin
depending on one�s taste.
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Or lack thereof.
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You�re nothin� more than
a treat for white trash.
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Bologna.
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That�s Italian, isn�t it?
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But that accent you�ve tried
so desperately to shed...
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is German.
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What does your father do?
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Was he a frankfurter?
No?
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Austrian.
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He�s a small man, Viennese.
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Packed tight in a can
with his sweaty brothers.
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A Vienna sausage
once tried to test me.
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I ate him with a handful of
ketchup chips and a nice...
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cold Pepsi.
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-[hissing slurp]
-[dramatic music]
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[horn honking]
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[marching band music]
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?
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?
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?
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WOMAN: Yeah!
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?
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?
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?
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-We�ll call the races from
the arse end of the pond, b�y.
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You stay here.
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-You sure?
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MIKE JR: Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This stuff�s heavy.
We�ll need the two of us.
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-That�s mighty kind of ya.
I admire your work ethic, son.
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-You thinkin� what I�m thinkin�?
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-Beer tent, baby!
-Yiss!
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-Mark, will you come out?
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The first race
is about to start!
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-Uh... yeah.
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-Oh!
That fits great.
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-I�m having... second thoughts.
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-All you have to do
is walk around
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and pass out a few free bologna.
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Who doesn�t love a free bologna?
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Now try on the head.
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?
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-The head smells like feet.
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I can�t see!
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God...
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-Well, if you could see
yourself the way I do,
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you�d be mighty proud, son.
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It�s what�s inside that counts.
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You know what�s inside
a bologna?
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-Lips and arseholes.
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-Guts!
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So, be proud of yourself, son.
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And, uh, put your mask back on.
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-Hey, Mr. Critch!
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): My girlfriend
couldn�t see me like this!
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It was all bad enough.
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I had to do
whatever it took to...
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-What�s with the big wiener?
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-Oh, that�s not a wiener, Fox.
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That there... is a bologna.
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Mark, your girlfriend is here!
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-[sighs]
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): So much
for that.
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POP: Step right up!
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Try your luck!
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We have the biggest prizes
on the lake.
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Yes, sir, what can I do you for?
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Oh, here you go, sir.
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MARY: Look at
this delicious cod!
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He wants a kiss!
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-Kiss the cod
and get a Soiree button.
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Who wants to kiss the cod?
254
00:10:26,332 --> 00:10:27,731
POP: Step right up!
255
00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:30,171
A quarter will buy you any game.
256
00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:31,871
Step right up.
Come on!
257
00:10:31,971 --> 00:10:33,140
-Kiss the cod!
258
00:10:33,141 --> 00:10:34,209
POP: Try your luck...
259
00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,510
-Tell your friends!
260
00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:37,710
POP: Step right up!
Try your luck!
261
00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:38,950
-Well, I�ll take a kiss.
262
00:10:38,979 --> 00:10:41,179
-Oh...
263
00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:43,419
-What�s this?
-The cod you kiss!
264
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,258
-I thought I was kissin� you.
-Oh, yes, b�y.
265
00:10:46,348 --> 00:10:48,688
I wouldn�t kiss you
with his lips.
266
00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:50,927
Frig off!
267
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,217
POP: Spin the wheel!
268
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,857
[wheel clicking]
269
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,157
�Round and �round she goes!
270
00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:59,956
Where she lands, God only knows!
271
00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,566
MARK: Want a free bologna?
272
00:11:01,666 --> 00:11:03,865
-Mark?
273
00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,035
-Surprise!
274
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:06,905
-You said you hated the Regatta.
275
00:11:07,005 --> 00:11:08,704
-I do.
276
00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:12,144
Everything the Regatta
stands for, I stand against.
277
00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:13,934
Sports.
The outdoors.
278
00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,743
-Fun?
279
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,083
Dad says I�m lazy.
280
00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:18,973
But I�ll show him.
281
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,282
I�m going to become the bologna.
282
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,682
-Sorry, it just...
283
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,082
I never thought I could
get you to the Regatta.
284
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,850
I know this is
very serious work,
285
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:29,051
but maybe we could
play some games later?
286
00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:31,251
I�ll win you a stuffed animal?
287
00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:32,719
-You�re not embarrassed of me?
288
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,770
-Me?
No.
289
00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:36,840
No, this is like...
290
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:39,329
88th most embarrassing thing
you�ve ever done.
291
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:42,539
BRAD: Give me that, loser!
292
00:11:42,629 --> 00:11:44,468
GIRL: Hey!
293
00:11:44,568 --> 00:11:45,618
[laughter]
294
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:48,408
Put your hat back on.
Quick.
295
00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:52,947
MARK: I thought
you weren�t embarrassed!
296
00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:55,237
[laughter]
297
00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:57,536
-Look at the big wiener!
298
00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:58,696
-Bologna.
299
00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,816
I know.
Stupid, right?
300
00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:02,914
-It�s a wild bologna.
301
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:03,965
-Let�s fry him up!
302
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:06,255
MARK: Oh!
Ah...
303
00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,324
-What a loser!
[laughs]
304
00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:09,684
-Yeah... loser!
305
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,883
[quietly]
I�m sorry!
306
00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:12,753
ADULT MARK (V.O.): I was
starting to rethink
307
00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:14,493
my acting career.
308
00:12:14,494 --> 00:12:15,492
MARK: Oh!
309
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,063
[in goofy voice]
Hey, fellas!
310
00:12:17,163 --> 00:12:19,833
Can I offer you
a free Wild Bologna?
311
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,232
-I wants one!
312
00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:22,382
MARK: Oh...
313
00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:24,931
[quietly]
Yeah...
314
00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:26,300
-To smack ya in the bird with!
315
00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:27,571
-[thud]
-Ah!
316
00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:28,971
[laughter]
317
00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,811
-Stop!
318
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:32,031
Are you okay?
319
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:34,010
-I�m okay.
I have padding.
320
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,080
-I want a turn!
-No, okay...
321
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,620
No.
Oh...
322
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:39,648
-[Mark groaning]
-Okay, guys, enough!
323
00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:42,019
-[smacking and laughter]
-[Mark groaning]
324
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,609
-Okay, okay!
-Get him!
325
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,318
?
326
00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:47,858
FOX: Guys, enough!
327
00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:50,387
[smacking and laughter]
328
00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:53,027
?
329
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:54,177
MARK: Okay...
Ah...
330
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:55,997
-Get him!
-[laughter]
331
00:12:56,097 --> 00:12:57,536
-Leave him alone!
332
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:04,365
[lively music]
333
00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:05,765
-He won�t last a day.
334
00:13:07,235 --> 00:13:09,404
-Step right up, try your luck!
335
00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:11,644
A quarter will buy you any game!
336
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,934
Three for a dollar,
how about that?
337
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,883
Here...
This is all for charity.
338
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:19,343
And charity begins at home.
339
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,522
Step right up, try your luck!
340
00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:29,121
Oh, speaking of which,
are you having any?
341
00:13:29,221 --> 00:13:31,161
-No, you�re taking
all my customers!
342
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,350
-Yeah, of course I am,
343
00:13:32,351 --> 00:13:34,459
because you don�t have
any bloody prizes!
344
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,100
I have got Soiree buttons,
345
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,689
which I have got to get rid of
or I�ll lose my packin� job.
346
00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:40,849
-Yeah, sure...
347
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,668
Hey, I got customers.
348
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:46,108
Yes, sir, please.
349
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:47,938
Ah, just a dollar�s worth?
350
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,777
Sir, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
351
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,007
Alright, all the best!
352
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,877
Here we go!
353
00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:55,417
Just pop the balloon.
354
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:57,246
Oh!
Unlucky, unlucky.
355
00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:58,816
Try again.
356
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,036
Yes!
357
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:02,315
Oh, so close!
358
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,385
Oh!
You wanna try again?
359
00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,424
That�ll be a dollar.
Thank you.
360
00:14:11,524 --> 00:14:14,463
-[quietly] Jesus.
-Can I give you change?
361
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:17,322
-Mike Critch, lakeside
for the Royal St. John�s Regatta
362
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,293
brought to you by Wild Bologna.
363
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,062
That�s Wild, b�y.
364
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,161
[starting pistol fires]
365
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,261
MIKE SR: And they�re off!
366
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,631
Strand Lounge crew
is in the lead
367
00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:26,031
followed bythe
Duke of Duckworth shell.
368
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,900
Then we have the Republic,
and in the rear,
369
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,940
we have Stella�s
Vegetarian Restaurant.
370
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:33,080
Maybe they should try
some Wild Bologna.
371
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:36,610
[distant laughter]
372
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,509
-Get him, brother!
-Stop friggin� chasin� me!
373
00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,609
-[laughter]
-Oof!
374
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,209
MIDDLE FOX: Wild Bologna!
375
00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,788
[lively music]
376
00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:49,788
MIDDLE FOX: Look at
the soggy wiener!
377
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:53,227
-And you can get your bologna
from the Wild Bologna himself.
378
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,997
He�s lakeside...
379
00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:56,486
workin� very hard indeed.
380
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,636
?
381
00:14:58,726 --> 00:14:59,776
-Get him!
382
00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:03,794
MIKE SR: Strand Lounge
is still in the lead
383
00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:05,494
as I turn things over
to Dick Dunphy
384
00:15:05,495 --> 00:15:06,835
on the other end.
Dick?
385
00:15:06,935 --> 00:15:10,704
[laidback rock music
playing in tent]
386
00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:12,804
Dick...?
387
00:15:12,904 --> 00:15:15,873
Dick Dunphy,
how are things on your end?
388
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,812
-Dick!
-[mic feedback]
389
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,251
-This is Mike Campbell on
the other end of the lake, Dad.
390
00:15:28,351 --> 00:15:31,321
Mike. And things are
lookin� great over here.
391
00:15:31,421 --> 00:15:33,190
[mic feedback]
392
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,030
The first boat is in the lead,
393
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,599
with the second boat
following close behind.
394
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,129
The third boat, of course,
ahead of the fourth.
395
00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:45,098
And- and they-
they are...
396
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,248
rowin�!
397
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,497
They are really rowin� now.
398
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,868
They are rowin� hard and fast.
399
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:52,767
And the first boat
is in the lead.
400
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:56,047
Gonna send it back to you, Dad.
Uh, Mike.
401
00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,446
-That was wicked, buddy.
402
00:15:57,447 --> 00:15:59,445
Couldn�t have done it
better me�self!
403
00:15:59,446 --> 00:16:01,986
-Yeah.
Probably get back to work, huh?
404
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:03,125
-Beer first?
405
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,445
-I�m good.
406
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:09,094
-You takes after your old man.
407
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:12,554
? Whatever you do,
don�t say it�s over... ?
408
00:16:14,744 --> 00:16:16,692
-Split up!
409
00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:18,693
[fast-paced, playful music]
410
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:23,762
?
411
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:28,631
-[panting]
412
00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:31,301
?
413
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:32,530
Oh, this reeks!
414
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,519
Okay.
Oh, I�m starved.
415
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:42,999
Mmm.
416
00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:48,388
[dog snarling]
417
00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:50,127
[dog barking]
418
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,487
-Oh...
[laughs nervously]
419
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:53,067
This is not
what it looks like.
420
00:16:53,157 --> 00:16:55,357
It�s not cannibalism.
421
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:56,996
I�m not actually a bologna.
422
00:16:56,997 --> 00:16:58,125
I�m a boy!
423
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,296
You want this, okay?
424
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:00,496
No problem.
425
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:04,535
[suspenseful music]
426
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:07,175
[Huey Lewis and the News,
"Workin� for a Livin�"]
427
00:17:07,265 --> 00:17:11,064
?
428
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,514
MARK: Oh, good boy.
429
00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:15,203
I�m sorry, buddy, but I...
430
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:16,773
I got a job to do!
431
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:19,713
? Some days won�t end ever,
and some days pass on by ?
432
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,852
? I�ll be working here forever,
at least until I die ?
433
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:25,692
? Damned if you do,
damned if you don�t ?
434
00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:27,720
? I�m supposed to get a raise
next week ?
435
00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:29,321
? You know damn well I won�t ?
436
00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:31,861
? Workin� for a livin�
(Workin�) ?
437
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,350
? Workin� for a livin�
(Workin�) ?
438
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,510
MARK: Give it back!
439
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,830
Please...
440
00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:38,888
Good doggy...
441
00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:40,089
Good doggy!
442
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,249
Come on.
443
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,838
-Free kisses?
Free kisses from the cod?
444
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:55,407
Aw...
The slightly defrosted cod.
445
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,976
Gross.
446
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,576
I guess I can�t blame anybody
for not wanting kisses from you.
447
00:18:00,676 --> 00:18:02,345
Selling fish, Mrs. Critch?
448
00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,815
-I�m not selling anything,
Jennifer.
449
00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:07,805
I have got the worst booth
in this whole friggin� Regatta.
450
00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:12,184
-Ah, we have a winner!
451
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,523
Oh, surprise package!
452
00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,093
Oh, here we are.
[chuckles]
453
00:18:20,492 --> 00:18:21,562
-It�s empty!
454
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:24,102
-Yes.
That�s the surprise!
455
00:18:27,401 --> 00:18:29,041
-You need prizes, Mrs. Critch.
456
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,870
You can�t catch flies
without honey.
457
00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:32,570
-The Regatta�s almost over.
458
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,230
Where am I gonna get prizes now?
459
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,819
-Hey, old man.
460
00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:46,618
-Well, look who it isn�t.
Little Miss Red.
461
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:49,258
Well, I hope
you�ve got your allowance.
462
00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:53,117
-I got money. I�ll take a dollar
on your balloon toss.
463
00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:54,277
-Oh.
464
00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:58,656
-Alright.
Good luck.
465
00:19:00,396 --> 00:19:02,035
-Alright...
466
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,295
I make my own luck.
467
00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:04,445
[chuckles]
468
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:11,694
-Whoo!
-[crowd exclaims]
469
00:19:12,304 --> 00:19:13,354
[crowd exclaims]
470
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:16,072
-[squeals]
-[crowd exclaims]
471
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,313
-I win.
472
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:19,113
Three large prizes.
473
00:19:19,213 --> 00:19:21,112
-It�s- it�s impossible!
474
00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:25,492
You must be cheating.
475
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,681
-How do you know that?
476
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,281
-Because I�m cheating.
477
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:31,011
-[gasps]
-These are all rigged.
478
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:33,820
There�s no way you could
ever win at these games!
479
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,690
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Metaphorically speaking!
480
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,559
No, no, no, no, no.
It�s just a figure of speech!
481
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:40,959
Ha-ha!
Oh...
482
00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:48,738
Another round!
Hit me.
483
00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:53,637
[Mark panting]
484
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:55,377
-Hard day at the office?
485
00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,176
-I got beaten up...
486
00:19:57,276 --> 00:19:58,476
Chased...
487
00:19:58,576 --> 00:19:59,626
A dog bit me.
488
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:02,396
But I didn�t give up.
489
00:20:03,885 --> 00:20:05,755
-I know.
I�ve been watching you.
490
00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:08,444
You got a good work ethic.
491
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:10,324
Better than
a lot of people I know.
492
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,434
-Hey.
493
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:14,793
-I�m proud of you, Mark.
494
00:20:14,794 --> 00:20:16,862
You finally learned
the value of a dollar.
495
00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:19,363
Oh, that reminds me.
496
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:20,702
Here you go.
497
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,132
Paid in full
for an honest day�s work.
498
00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:25,302
You know what
you�re gonna spend it on?
499
00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:30,001
-I got an idea.
500
00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:36,340
?
501
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,540
-Pfft...
502
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,779
?
503
00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:43,219
-That�s for you.
504
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,347
For you!
505
00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:45,888
-[chuckles]
506
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,278
-Oh...
507
00:20:47,388 --> 00:20:49,358
ADULT MARK (V.O.): What good
is a day off
508
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,787
without a day�s work
to give it sweetness?
509
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,287
-[glass shatters]
-Woo!
510
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:58,286
?
511
00:20:58,396 --> 00:20:59,636
-Thank you.
512
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:02,124
ADULT MARK (V.O.): We don�t
all have to do great things
513
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:05,265
if we manage to do small things
in a great way.
514
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,764
-Oh... ice cream!
515
00:21:09,674 --> 00:21:12,444
Hey, two, please.
Double scoop.
516
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:14,173
-Oh!
Big spender.
517
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,323
-It�s payday.
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-[chuckles]
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): The rewards
you actually earn
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taste all the sweeter.
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