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Shit! This is so delicious, babe!

Come on, give me a little bit more.

Here, babe.

Are you tired already?

You know what? If we really meet,

you'll be mine.

I'll give you all the positions.

You just have to be my first choice.

Bob. Just make sure, babe.

I might be the first one to surrender.

You're really trying to fool me, huh?

Okay, I'll show you what you call hard fuck.

Oh, shit, babe.

I'm almost there.

Kita tayo next week.

Huh?

Next week?

Ah, sige, babe.

Okay, babe. Bye. See you. Love you.

Hello? Tito Canor?

I need your help.

You know what?

In our family, when it comes to women, there's nothing they can't do.

That's why I called you, Tito.

Because I know you'll be the solution to my problem.

Don't worry, Canor.

I'll take care of it.

After this,

Lupaypay ang puday ni Inday.

Paco!

Paco, ayan na.

Kalma ka lang.

Kalama. Ligay rito.

Paso ka.

Po ka dito. Po, po.

Simulan mo na.

What are you doing?

What is

it?

Just watch.

Watch.

Watch. Watch.

Watch. Watch.

Watch. Watch.

Amen.

Oh, Kano.

Game ka na, ha?

Si Obri to. Iba to, ha?

Patunayan mo sa aking natuto ka.

At patunayan mong pamangking kita, ha?

Okay, man.

I'll be right back.

Okay, man.

I'll be right back.

No.

Thank you.

Good job, Kano!

Are you ready?

Babe, I'm already drunk.

Are you ready?

So that our stomach will be hotter.

I've been feeling hot for a while.

Babe, did you hear what I said in our video call?

Yes. What?

Of course.

I told you, right? I told you I was going to do a game.

Hard fuck.

Do you want that?

Yes. It's your day.

Make sure your flag doesn't fall on me.

Of course.

Oh, shit.

Eita, may problema kasi ako eh.

Oh. Next week po, magkikita kami ng boyfriend ko.

Eh, wala po akong experience eh.

Nakakaya naman kung mahina yung ipapakita ko.

Ayun lang ba?

Ay nako, tama ka ng hiningan ng tulong, Eita.

You came to the right person.

Hanggang ngayon, Yung iba, hindi pa rin nakaka-move on.

Yun ang nga kailangan ko, tita.

Para hindi na ako iwan.

Ay nako, don't worry.

Akong bahala sa'yo.

Tuturuan kita.

Nga pala, eto yung kafubo ko.

Kami nang bahala sa'yo.

Pagkatapos nito, I'm sure your boyfriend will come back to you like a dog.

Oh, by the way, Gardo.