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MH asses

nothing but horny ass train yet

oh man, we could have been lying on the beach for a long time

what about chicks and so on

oh I see

we'll do that instead

get your sister from train AB madness

hi matthis what are you doing here uh hi Lena me

i'm waiting for mike

the next train won't come for an hour

Will you bring me home

don't turn off dad

I don't at all

oh Mathis the trick is really old

Now I know what I've been missing the last few weeks

we can eat in half an hour

to celebrate the day there is micke's favorite meal wow

thankless children

Thank you for picking me up, brother

I was at the train station

as agreed but you didn't come

ever heard of waiting

well I met Lena

what do you have to do with Lena all of a sudden

yes, i carried her bag home and

and

and then her mother came

oh and she likes you or what

oh dear, you could oil my back

something like that

you won't believe it but it

was pretty boring without you

no one steals my t

shirts or my pens anymore

life is really boring as an only child oh

at grandma's it was actually quite relaxing

hello is jan inside

Hello

you are mike ne

mike

this is Simone

I've heard a lot about you, very interesting

i have to go to the kitchen after dinner yes yes i'll come with you

how long has this been going on

a whole while

oh I could hardly stand it without you

Simone now not the children ah

Your kids aren't that small anymore

we have to be careful

mike your daughter and i

we will get along wonderfully

I think that's a rumor

just burst in here

dad got it right he's listening to eros ramazzotti now

And when you're in the car with him,

he suddenly turns up the radio and says

this is our song well love makes him stupid

yes and what is she like

she likes men like Jan

hear eros ramazzotti and

is new to our school as an english teacher

Aha

I always thought

fathers are there for that

putting sausages on n grill

and decorating the christmas tree

but that they also have to fuck

I thought it would be over by the time I was 40

you i think it never ends

where did you pick it up again?

you don't like him

is a typical Mika earring

my other face

Matt hmm

I'm glad I'm with you again

may i wear your shirt

as before

yes like before

ah miss walt is coming

can you tell me what mike has again

yes and where is the problem

yes, they just don't get it that

there's a new 1 and it goes out

it's clear what's behind it

ha, she's jealous of her father's happiness

maybe they should look

for someone else than

frederick

I'm your surprise egg and if

you want you can unpack me too

yes it's okay I'm going

Felix

wait a minute I'll come with you

What then

are you dumb

oh man you are so stupid

the hottest chick in school arrives and you

you pull the tail 1 oh

Man, hey, it's just not my type

then you take them but if you find them so hot

we should all go to bed too

ho ho ho ho

Bob Give me a towel from you, yeah

you

dude i can wish you all the best

if you keep going like

this you'll die an old maid

uh, or are you suddenly not into women anymore?

OK

1 is probably clear

since a few days you only have

eyes for your beautiful twin sister

If you didn't know that you two are

siblings, you might really think so

that you fell in love with each other

Mika

Mike is lying

Felix is ​​lying

have you seen me hi frederik

she's in there tell

her to hurry up a little

otherwise we'll go without her

Michaela

first you skip school

then you call because there

is something urgent to discuss

and then you don't say a word

tell me you're kidding me

if you have a problem then

you have to open your mouth

maybe i'm just fed up

with this shit sometimes

complicated life

then take John then all the garbage is gone

get rid of that shit, be careful

who has the ass full of problems here?

at my house there there

there is war you understand

my parents keep fighting

and if not then

don't yell at her for a change

I feel like shit

something like that used to be love

very big love

there is no such thing as love, love is just a rumour

you really have no idea

tell me old man it could be that you

did you fall in love

no old you fell in love

ey come ey come now let the shit

matt matt mattes do you want to kill yourself or what

but that's pretty far

hey hey

hello ha what are you up to

I want to matte I found his wallet

ah

yeah if you're lucky then uh

is he already in the bathtub

Hello

Hello

Hello

I found your wallet

at sea

some say you're gay

it's you if it made me happy it would be me

and what makes you happy

hello my big

father

Hello

that's a nice book yes

that's what daddy's library is like

Tell me, can you order me a quick drink of water?

and

how do you like her

she is not

Great

are you happy with her

Yes very

Nicki

you experience it as 1.

Simone gets a child from me

you know what dad

I don't think I like her

what is do you have another

but you have to know something like that

sometimes you don't know anything anymore lick me

My father is having a child

at least one in the family who is on fire

What do you expect from me

that I stay alone all my life

rubbish

but you have to understand me too, what

you are presenting is really good speed

you know

Simone is the first woman since mom died

with whom I can imagine everything again

with her and with you yes

she's really all right, I

won't say anything about it

I love her

just because you go to bed with her

just because I go to bed with her

sex and love are not necessarily the same

Many people don't notice

that, or only when it's too late

because you can't do that

and certainly not in love

but

but when the others demand

such compromises from you Mathis

you have to stay true to yourself

just fuck the others

it's your life look

I stayed alone for years

and just did my thing

i set up the workshop here i

wanted me and you to be fine

and now also Simone

how can you be so sure that

Simone is not a compromise

that you really love her

what Simone is the first woman in a long time

with whom i can imagine growing old again

meaning staying with

someone for more than 17 years

Yes

like you and mike and me

this is love

I would like to leave here with Simone

for 34 days. Do you think that's okay?

sure, I'll take care of Mika

math what is

you're still dressed

I must have fallen asleep

everything OK

why frederic

why lena

that's why you pulled the show here with that

why shouldn't I do it

the problem is just

i My frederik is really

fine and i like him too but

but you don't love him

are you in love with Lena?

was there something with her

no

neither did Mir and Frederick

I think he's pretty angry

I can't imagine that at all

you with a boyfriend and me

with a girlfriend and both of us

then don't imagine either

Felix what's the matter

oh I really don't stop at home anymore

oh i can kill my father

Tell me I can sleep here

that's so stupid

everyone knows the weaknesses of the other

good and skin so mercilessly clean

out to puke

after 3 sentences my

mother already got my father

that he becomes an animal

he should finally run off to his

girlfriend and not leave her alone

Tell me, do you actually have something to drink?

but please no apple juice yes

hey what's wrong with you

come on old my mouse

you are my best friend

yes sure

I am

I have

i am in love yes

I know that now gradually and further

there is somehow missing the punch line

it is

I just don't know how

me to you

tell

target

this is mike

What

i'm in love with mike

matthes Mike is your sister

oh I don't know

you can't be serious

you can't bring that

and why not because incest is man

if you need one to fuck

then look for another one

shit i don't like it

I might as well climb on my mother that's

probably something completely different

yes sorry for me it's the same

You see that's exactly why I

knew I wasn't allowed to tell you

Do you think because I don't warm against it?

I can't help it either

I know

I know it's not your fault

but the others don't know

do you still have a beer?

oh God

oh shit oh

MH

hey baby

do you actually know that our 1st

night together only the sweethearts

and

how was I

you were like the first lukewarm rain

trickling down from dark twos

the weather is just as shitty as we are

1 potential patricide

and 1 potential molester

we are really the scum

trash

no

dude don't freak out dude

you need to distract yourself somehow

you mustn't think about me and you all the time otherwise

you really provoke it

I have to go

to my old one in the taxi office

see you tonight dear

hey and get ready for something

tell me, Mika, do you know that when you

want something, you want it terribly and

you know it's never gonna happen

Yes

we are not allowed to do that

this one time only

I think I would have preferred

to never have left Mommy's belly

and then he was always lying in there with you

forever and ever

very soft and warm

little mike well

I'm not that small anymore, everything

used to be much less complicated

nobody bothered about it

when we romped around together

today it's all n problem

only if we make it happen

you are my sister

and your girlfriend

well

but I can't tell anyone

what do you do when someone

asks you if you have a girlfriend

then I say no

but you would lie

that's not true

then why what am I for you

my sister is clear

close your eyes

say stop if you mean that I'm on the elbow yes

stop

Do you see

things are just not that clear

we can't do this anymore that is

maybe it's all just a dream

it has to stop mike

every dream ends at some point

why

because it would be forbidden luck

since when do you need a permit for happiness?

Who are we hurting with our love?

who are we hurting

maybe ourselves

Do not do it

are you scared

Do you really think one day could

change something about our love?

tomorrow fat will be back

it was too boring without you

Let's all have breakfast

together, I bet you'll do it

oh I'll do that tomorrow dad

tomorrow My crumbs

do it

Hello

why don't you give Simone my chance

because she pushed her way in here

and because she attaches 1 child to you, dad

this always includes 2 loungers

I wanted it that way

you hate children we don't give

you anymore or something mikel

you know yourself that you are talking nonsense now

I want you to give Simon a chance

please promise me

then we will be a real family again

when she moves in with us, it's over for us

good morning Good Morning

may i introduce you to katrin krüger,

who came to us with her family from vienna

maybe they sit back there first huh

here matthis has a 5 again

talk to him

they're like part of the family now

maybe he's doing it the wrong way

There are rumors, however cautious,

that his friend Felix Beck is taking drugs

I really don't understand all these idiots anymore hey

come on, stop it, no one can see us here

but if

hey now what is n

are the 2 together okay that makes really great

watch out, let's try something else,

you're going to get a little closer

and kiss you on the mouth ok

like 2 lovers good

maybe he's just in love and with whom

I know that

maybe with his sister

fuck you

you did it or you did

you slept with your sister

I hope you know what happens when it comes out

and what happened to

matthis when we got home

and he came from her room with only his jeans

My god Simone

the two are twins and

not just since today

I'm aware

I know you don't want to hear that

but the behavior of the two of them

seems peculiar to me

when micke ran out and i called matthis

away even though he was in her room

it doesn't all fit together

maybe they're just embarrassed

'Cause you're there sniffing around sniffing around

ok if so

I didn't mean it like that

how then why don't

you want to see that

these are your children

and soon yours too

in a certain way

you told him

he knows it

you told him that we no I didn't

why are you sitting there like that?

you can tell me what you want because you know what

who had to make out in school?

we hugged 1,000 times in front of Felix

you must have said something to him

and if so what would be so bad about it

one day when he needs money for

his drugs then he will blackmail us

miki Felix is ​​my friend

Felix come out

Felix

my hand come

would you like 1 omelet i hate omelets

Jan yes I will talk to him

shit, you almost get drowned,

give up your damn drugs

I don't do drugs

nope you don't do drugs you don't need joints

and what about all the fucking pills huh

these are painkillers

next I have to go to a place like this

such a funny tube

it is suspected that I have 1 tumour

here

up here

But why didn't you say anything?

I just wanted to be the cool one

not the mobile epileptic

when do you have to go to the clinic

morning

you know what the worst is

I've never slept with a woman

hey maybe I can arrange

something with you and Lena

don't worry casanova i can

tear my wives off myself thanks

I have to go er Felix

if i can do anything for you

I'm not scraping okay yet

also IF you believe me or not

at the moment I'm more worried about you

sometimes you feel

really alone in this world

how did you get it

I have eyes in my head

and what do you see with your eyes

that you are not well

what does not mean good

is maybe just 1 bit much at the moment

your siblings

half-siblings

My father remarried

after my mother died

I know that from somewhere

my mother has been dead for 16 years

and drove under the truck

shortly after we were born

the older I get the

less I can relate to you

I didn't even know her

You don't have to see people to know them

Close your eyes

god I don't know if he takes drugs

well welcome to the

cross-examination papa and his great

new girlfriend have a question for you

hello Katrin hello Michaela good evening

uh that's my father wife sivers you know

this is katrin

hello hi Katrin

uh I think I have to go no no

stay no it's already late anyway

I'll find out bye then

Bye Matthis, bye coffee

we just spoke to mike about it michaela

My name is Michaela

he calls me Mika he can

call me Mika but not you Mike

sorry Michaela

we just talked to Michaela about your boyfriend

Felix spoken and the rumor

there is something to

it that he takes drugs

drugs

Felix doesn't do drugs

Felix has cursed a brain

tumor who takes painkillers

sorry to disappoint you

god i'm so sorry

I'm so sorry I'm so sorry

I didn't mean what

I said about Felix

Mark Tes can I talk to you

I wanted to ask you what you're doing tomorrow night

i would have ordered 2 tickets for his burger kings

I already have plans yes

tell me what did I actually do to you

first you take me with you and stuff like that

and then all of a sudden you go totally nuts

this has nothing to do with you

oh yes you think I don't notice what's going on here

how do you mean that

you don't fancy me anymore

and do you know what your style

doesn't piss me off with me too

well crisis

I know there 1 cute little hotel

with a cute little whirlpool, we

should definitely go there together

The water is too cold for me

i am beautiful matthis

why don't you kiss me

why don't you want to sleep with me

come mattis

stop it i can't do this

because you fuck your sister

matthes

everything is fine with you

something is wrong

I have to take Felix to the

hospital now, I promised him that

something like this is cheering me up

life is pretty crappy sometimes

But that can also be quite

nice, one should never forget that

the only way we can help Felix at the moment

is to keep our fingers crossed for him

i am always for you

there

they're definitely going to the city

I don't even know how to tell him that

but there are funny rumors going around at school

there are rumors about brothers and sisters,

but who wants to be the wicked witch?

what's the matter forget it

yes, do you know anything else or don't you know anything

I don't want to have said anything

come on please get off

i want you to get off

so

thanks buddy

should I maybe come in with you?

tell me you are not afraid at all

I'm scared shit

they cut open my skull did you

at the saw

maybe there's another possibility

they're not even sure are they

maybe they don't say it yet

I can also play your guardian angel

it can be useful

you are really dear to me

okay uh then uh take care

come on now don't make that face

smile

is already better

oh forget that

here

so that Lena finally leaves you alone

I photographed her at the clown, yes

yes I have to go

so

Bye for now

math is

and how is felix

he built me ​​up instead of me building him up

Can you imagine something stupid like that?

still math is

I feel like everything is collapsing on me

Hey you can't say that

that's not true

you know as well as I do that it's true

Sometimes I wish for

what I fear the most

that it's all over

we don't stand a chance at all

then we have nothing to lose

hello Mathis hi Katrin I wanted

to bring your book back to you

and then I wanted to go to the fair with you

Hello Michaela

hello Katrin I want to kidnap your brother

I actually promised Mike that

go easy

look mike

what I found in the store

you learned to walk with them

back then you stood on your thin

little legs and started running

purposeful and sure

you have no stopping at all

My little sorrow child, what's

the matter with you lately

i'm not happy dad

if you don't talk to Me,

I can't help you either

How am I supposed to talk about

something I can't talk about?

You mean you can't talk about feelings

sometimes you don't even know

WHETHER they are right or wrong

everything that makes you happy little one is right

when 1 straighter makes

unhappy what makes others happy

does it make you so unhappy that I love Simone

Simone Simone just Simone

Leave me alone with your shitty Simone

We did talk about giving her a chance

that's not the point

listen to me, my grief child

I left you in your diapers against the resistance of

all the grandmothers in the world until you were 4

and your pacifier until 5

I have... you

Bought 1 piano and your 1st lipstick

For your sake I eat white

beans on your birthdays

yes and that's why you know me better papa

I can imagine that

it is for children

not one of the most pleasant ideas

that her father

sleeps with a woman

but if you love Mickey then

you want to go to bed together

everything belongs to love also 1

child dad this is not about simona and you

but about matthis about me

you feel neglected

the world doesn't end because

2 people love each other

you already know that dad no matter what happens

my love for you and for matthis never ends

you made me a father, you are my

children and it will always be like that

even if you have children yourself

promised

When children are small, they

still have very small worries

the bigger they get, the bigger the worries become

If only I knew what's been

going on with Mike lately

I can tell you that

she becomes a young woman

matthes took the photo

yes and there are more of them

now don't get weird the boy is

1617 and likes to take pictures

because he needs models of the

envious one that he calls his sister

it's not helmututen it's quite innocent

I'm sorry but this

is all far-fetched

that is not far-fetched

at all is just 1

Another part of the puzzle and what about Katrin

Why is my son walking through

the garden with a beautiful girl

hold hands when he is with his sister

why don't you want to see that?

you're not doing anyone any favors, phew

you really haven't done anyone

any favors with your cooking skills

well that's going to be a great party

You won't impress the senior teachers either

What a pity

it was probably nothing to do with a great career

Hm

where is my tie

who would have thought that as a teacher

i would invite him to my house for dinner

you the höffner are really nice

i'm convinced very nice officials

sleep with me

hey don't forget that you'll

get a child from a civil servant

yes 1 terrible thought 1 civil servant child

especially when you consider

what the father is for n mess

yes yes no worries as far as upbringing is

concerned i have everything under control

think of my twins

oh crap the wine is not chilled

you told matthes half an hour ago

he just can't get going

where are they actually?

I wait do it

nice that she could cook

on road

Jan will you come please

let's go in Jan

may i introduce mr and mrs hövler

Good evening

My future husband doctor

yes, let's go in then

you have chosen a wonderful evening

we have a dresser from dem

From the 17th century

Oh, I forgot something, sorry

you were right

how could i be so blind i should have

what happened

matthes is sleeping with his sister

the two of them are up there together in bed

Jan

what should I do now I

can't just go upstairs and

Do it drag out of bed and always the bangs

that wouldn't change anything about the

situation now, unfortunately it's too late

Why didn't I just want to admit it sooner

I can't just go back in there

and pretend nothing happened

but what do you wanna do instead

the lord flowed send home and tell you why

dad dad

for the first time in my life i really feel like it

to hit someone dad please

get out of my eyes

i want to be able to you

we like to eat, cook, please, darling

when we have guests there is a coco bar from Feinkost Paul

where are her two twins?

i heard that you are

1 passionate sailor

my husband is alive

we go

what that is our only chance

Mike I don't know

we have no future

do we have them at all

go on

Nürnberg hello Mr Lomberg

this is Felix I can speak math

I just got the message of

my life and there is no dick

who I can tell

you can treat my tumor with

medication can you imagine that

until

tell him to go please let's talk

there's nothing more to talk about, stop it

i know that you love each other

if it were somehow possible believe me

i would accept it

and then why don't you

You said yourself that you

should do what makes you happy

leave us alone

please let's just go dad

where do you want to go

you can run away from Me and Simone

but you cannot run away from yourself

we just want to be happy

I don't want anything else for you

but if I don't forbid you your love

others will

we don't have a chance do we

after all

you have a chance

the 1st picture of your sister

I still can't quite imagine that

that dad and you this

i love him very much

I don't want to take it away from you

I know

I think I know what it's like to love someone

can i keep this

this is for you

Thanks

I feel like I'm bleeding to death inside

so beautiful

I loved sleeping with you

your eyes have changed so

much in the last few weeks

cried a lot

we have to go

you know what

I used to want to go to boarding

school and you didn't let me

I will miss you

you me too

track 3 please stay behind,

close the doors yourself

and take care of Matthias

on the very special

I'll do it

mike

sibling love the topic in the big

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when siblings love each other

brother and sister in our studio

who even have children together and

have been fighting for their love for years

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