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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:12,221 [♪ upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,745 -[glass shatters] -[♪ theme concludes] 3 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,584 [Nibbler purring] 4 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,835 [scratching] 5 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,712 Ow! Nibbler! 6 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,048 My leg is not a scratching post. 7 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,925 -Mine is. -[Nibbler yelping] 8 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,718 -[metal scraping] -[Bender] Aw, yeah. 9 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,470 Higher. Yeah, get up there, baby. 10 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,014 He's scratching your shiny metal ass! 11 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,099 That's fine. 12 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,517 As long as he's not biting it. 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,645 I know I say it a lot, but I don't really like it. 14 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,398 [groaning] 15 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,316 I wish he would eat dry food. 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,651 -[grunting] -[can opener whirring] 17 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,946 Ooh! [babbling] 18 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,239 [grunting] 19 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,450 [Nibbler chomping] 20 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,494 Now, now, now, be patient. 21 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,999 [burping] 22 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,792 [food splattering] 23 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,420 Aw, what a good boy. 24 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,463 [can thudding] 25 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,133 [Nibbler garbling] 26 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,469 Lord Nibbler, stop that! 27 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,804 [gasps, clearing throat] 28 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,141 Uh, councilors, I was doing research 29 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,768 on the behavioral traits of the Earthican house pet 30 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,854 when exposed to a deely-bopper. 31 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,938 [spring boinging] 32 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,982 A worthy pursuit, to be sure. 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,900 But we have a new assignment for you. 34 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:52,070 The most important of your illustrious career. 35 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,739 And also... 36 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,574 [ominously] your last. 37 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,701 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 38 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,287 [♪ bright music playing] 39 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,956 Oy, so lumpy. 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,249 [Nibbler hissing] 41 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,500 [Zoidberg hissing] 42 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,544 [podium whirring] 43 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,214 Ladies and gentlemen, 44 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:15,636 put your hands together in respectful silence 45 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:20,182 for the Robuki Theater Company. 46 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,353 Robuki! 47 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:28,023 -[Bender continues exclaiming] -Please mute all electronic devices. 48 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,108 [Bender muted] 49 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:33,862 This week's presentation is an ancient saga 50 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:37,366 entitled Apollo 13. 51 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:41,244 Today, the role of Rocket will be overacted 52 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,915 by three-time Hammy winner Calculon. 53 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:49,795 [♪ koto music playing] 54 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,881 Rocket nozzles, are your souls prepared 55 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,716 for the honor of takeoff? 56 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,967 Hai, Rocket-san. 57 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,053 [metal squeaking] 58 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:00,639 [backdrop thudding] 59 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,432 [Bender muted] 60 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,351 -[button taps] -...which is why Robuki 61 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,354 is the most respected of the robotic arts. 62 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,814 -[button taps] -[Bender muted] 63 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,899 [mechanical whirring] 64 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,112 Humble Oxygen Tank, how are you? 65 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,156 I am exploding. That is how I am. 66 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,408 Kaboom. 67 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,034 [♪ music stops] 68 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,078 Wakayama Prefecture, we have a problem. 69 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,162 [crowd gasping] 70 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,289 Oh my! 71 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,624 [♪ koto music resumes] 72 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,294 Goddess Moon, we petition you for the gift of gravity, 73 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,755 that we might slingshot back to Earth. 74 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,006 Granted. 75 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,053 Now, all that remains 76 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,639 is to survive the fire dance of reentry. 77 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,726 [♪ upbeat percussion music playing] 78 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,608 The ocean welcomes you to its watery embrace. 79 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,195 Surely, the Chrysanthemum Throne will receive you as a hero. 80 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,947 No hero, I. 81 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,241 Though I gazed upon Goddess Moon, 82 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,327 never did I caress her powdery crust. 83 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,788 I have dishonored my rocket ancestors. 84 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,039 [sword unsheathing] 85 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,374 -[sword slashing] -[crowd gasping] 86 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:10,792 [crowd exclaiming, applause] 87 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,837 That red ribbon looks like real rocket blood. 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,339 [♪ dramatic music playing] 89 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,675 That's how you know a play is good, 90 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,802 when you can't understand any of it. 91 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,596 Thanks for buying the tickets, Leela. 92 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,306 [overlapping agreement] 93 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,349 Uh, I didn't buy them. 94 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,894 It was I. 95 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,729 Nibbler! You can talk? 96 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,481 Fry! You can talk? 97 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,150 -[Fry mumbling] -Do not be alarmed. 98 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:38,820 I periodically blank your minds so you forget that I can talk. 99 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,071 Nothing personal. 100 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,616 It's just that sometimes you witness things 101 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,035 humankind was not meant to know. 102 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,661 Like those giant evil brains 103 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,079 -you and I fought? -Oops! 104 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,873 Did I forget to blank that one? 105 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,125 -[beam zapping] -Hi there. 106 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,877 So, why'd you pay for our tickets, 107 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,881 and I assume this crazily overpriced champagne I ordered? 108 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,050 Because I have serious news 109 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,219 and I wanted you to be drunk for it. 110 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,720 Uh-oh, hang on. 111 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,597 -[Leela gurgling] -[Fry slurping] 112 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,058 As you all sometimes remember, 113 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,478 I've been stationed on Earth posing as Leela's pet, 114 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,064 and it's been the happiest time 115 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,525 of my billion-year existence. 116 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,861 -But now, I've been reassigned. -To me? 117 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:23,073 No. To another universe. 118 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,242 [group gasping, gulping] 119 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,035 Nibbler, why? 120 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,120 The Nibblonian Neighborhood Watch 121 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:33,250 has detected an ancient universe on the verge of collapse and death. 122 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,879 And I have been chosen to observe it before it ceases to exist. 123 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,882 It is the honor of a lifetime. 124 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,718 [♪ solemn, heroic music playing] 125 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,515 -Why? -Because observing it gives it meaning. 126 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,268 The laws of quantum physics teach us 127 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,770 nothing has any particular form or meaning 128 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,273 until it is observed. 129 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,400 -No! -Yes! 130 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,903 It's a participatory universe. Dig? 131 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:05,323 What we see, what we feel, what we observe, 132 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,326 that is all that is truly real. 133 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,078 Nibbler! You can talk? 134 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,414 Yes. And once I've observed 135 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:16,960 this disappearing universe, I shall disappear with it. 136 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,254 Please, don't go. 137 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,506 I must, my friends. 138 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,594 I have said too much, but I felt I owed it to you. 139 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,179 Therefore, I shall now blank your memories of me. 140 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,056 It will spare you pain, 141 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,476 for it will be as if I never existed. 142 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,104 But I don't want to forget you. 143 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,065 I will remember for both of us. 144 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,692 Goodbye. 145 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,485 Not this time, Diaper Cat! 146 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,905 Memory-blank my shiny metal ass! 147 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,156 -[beam zapping] -[Nibbler yelping] 148 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,908 No! Are you hurt? 149 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,743 Soliloquize if you're okay. 150 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,202 [Nibble groaning] 151 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,705 Nibbler, you can make animal sounds? 152 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,333 Oh, God. He blanked his own memory. 153 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,209 -[Nibbler garbling] -No! 154 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,253 -Come back! -[Bender] He's running away! 155 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,547 Nobody stop him! 156 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,467 [♪ bright music playing] 157 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,968 Nibbler! 158 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,137 -Here, boy! -There he is! 159 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,598 Oh, no. That's just Supercat. 160 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,974 [Supercat meowing loudly] 161 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,144 I almost forgot. I always carry a spare ham 162 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,021 in case of emergency. 163 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,941 Here, Nibbler! Mama's got a ham! 164 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,026 Better move Zoidberg upwind. 165 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,029 [moaning] Mama's got a ham. 166 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,656 Mama's got a ham! 167 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,115 -[metal thunk] -Ow! 168 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,825 I stubbed my footcup! 169 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,662 Who put this lead croquet ball filled with cement here? 170 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,081 [gasps] That's Nibbler's dark matter! 171 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,874 He must have stopped and plopped. 172 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,126 Look out, here comes another one! 173 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,462 -[group yelping] -[Leela panting] 174 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,713 There he is! 175 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,507 [♪ dramatic music playing] 176 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,592 [Nibbler and Leela panting] 177 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,260 [Nibbler sniffing] 178 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,014 Look out! Move it! 179 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,849 Hey, I'm walkin' here! 180 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,518 A lot! 181 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,604 [♪ somber music playing] 182 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,274 Don't worry. Maybe he smelled his way back home. 183 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,527 That's what I'd do. [sniffing] 184 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,529 That way! 185 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,615 [rockets roaring] 186 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,745 Well, he's not in the humidor. 187 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,580 [voice echoing] Or the wine cave. 188 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,708 I know! Nibbler always comes running 189 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,251 when he hears the can opener! 190 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,294 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get further away! 191 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,046 -[can opener whirring] -[Bender exclaiming] 192 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,048 [singing] ♪ Here we go round the mulberry bush ♪ 193 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,717 ♪ The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush ♪ 194 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,302 Bender, shush! He can't hear the can opener 195 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,680 over your lilting baritone. 196 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,307 -[grunting] -[metal thudding] 197 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,440 -[stapler clicking] -Hey! That's sharp. 198 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,650 Sorry. Have you seen this creature? 199 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:48,820 No, I mostly only get kites up here 200 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,239 and drunk delivery drones. 201 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,575 Do you think that's enough? 202 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,662 [Leela sobbing] Poor little guy. 203 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,706 [Nibbler whimpering] 204 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,916 [♪ somber music playing] 205 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,587 -[rat chomping] -[Nibbler exclaiming] 206 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,797 [wailing] 207 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,132 -[shoe squeaking] -[grunting] 208 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,759 [♪ intense music playing] 209 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,470 [Nibbler yelping] 210 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,226 [Nibbler slurping] 211 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,940 [groaning] 212 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,902 [garbling] 213 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:34,365 [♪ melancholy music playing] 214 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,829 [♪ hopeful music playing] 215 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:41,956 [grunting] 216 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,793 [Sal] And gotchas! 217 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:48,046 [Nibbler whimpering, exclaiming] 218 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,007 -[animals yowling] -[Nibbler gobbling] 219 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,092 [Nibbler belching] 220 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,593 [truck screeching] 221 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,764 [♪ somber music playing] 222 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,602 Good news, everyone! 223 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,187 You found Nibbler and he's dead? 224 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,814 No. And maybe. 225 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:08,441 I just remembered I microchipped Nibbler 226 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,901 when he first arrived. 227 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,153 You stuck an ID chip in his neck? 228 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,948 I stuck an ID chip in everyone's neck! 229 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,700 [device beeping] 230 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,202 This is Fry! 231 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,372 Hang on. There's a message on our answering machine. 232 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,290 Ow! 233 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,253 Yeah, we got some kinds of capybaras down heres at the pound. 234 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,296 Name of Nibblerses. 235 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,799 Better picks him up before we puts him down. 236 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,510 [gasps] They found Nibblerses! 237 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,762 [♪ bright music playing] 238 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,055 Yeah, that's the guys. 239 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,015 But you're toos late. He was adopted 240 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,309 -abouts an hour ago. -By who? 241 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,104 I'll clobber their big ugly face off! 242 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,189 -[♪ dramatic music playing] -[Nibbler sucking] 243 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,942 Pwease don't take her away. 244 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,027 [sobbing] 245 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,322 [♪ gentle music playing] 246 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,658 [sobbing] 247 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,827 You're the one who adopted Nibbler? 248 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,287 [sniffling] Mm-hmm. 249 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,873 But I named-ed her Jennifer. 250 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,375 Jennifer? What kind of name is that? 251 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,377 What kind of name is Nibbler? 252 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,005 My daughter Pramela's been real lonely ever since her mother 253 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,299 ran off with that guy from child services. 254 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,009 They took all the dolls, too. 255 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,761 I'm really sorry, but he is my pet. 256 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,805 [Nibbler growling] 257 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,348 Doesn't seem to recognize you. 258 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,100 That's 'cause his memory got blanked. 259 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,603 You know how shiny robot asses are? 260 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,438 Sure. I've read a few articles. 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,356 I can see how somethin' like that could happen. 262 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,733 But what do we do about it? 263 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,360 Ooh, I have an idea. Why don't you both call him 264 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,862 and see who he goes to? 265 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,198 I got $50 on Pramela! 266 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,200 Fifty dollars on the one-eyed lady! 267 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,952 I got a serious gambling problem. It's why my wife left me. 268 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,871 Alright, betting is closed! 269 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,998 And here we go. 270 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,501 -Here, Nibbler. Come on, boy. -No, come to me, Jenny. 271 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,170 -Ooh, yoo-hoo! -Come, Jenny! 272 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,672 -Come to Mama. Uh, come on, Jenny. -You love me, right? Here, girl! 273 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,883 -[Pramela kiss smacking] -[Nibbler whimpering] 274 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,595 [grunting] 275 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,847 Well, that settles that. 276 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,557 -Hey, stop that. -[Nibbler purring] 277 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,934 I just lint-rolled my legs! 278 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,561 -[Pramela sobbing] -Oh, God. 279 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,272 I can't take one more second of cute sniffling. 280 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,108 -[Nibbler purring] -He clearly doesn't remember me. 281 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,193 Here. 282 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,736 [♪ touching music playing] 283 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,948 You care about him-- uh, her. 284 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,199 That's what matters. 285 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,202 [Pramela sneezing] 286 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,579 [♪ dramatic music playing] 287 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,373 [gasping] 288 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,333 I can't breathe! 289 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,418 [siren blaring] 290 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,130 [choking up] I'm afraid... 291 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,383 Pramela had a severe allergic reaction. 292 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,969 And I'm having a severe emotional reaction. 293 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,887 Anyone have a tissue? 294 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,556 Not hospital tissues. Those cost 40 bucks each. 295 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,101 I'll use my sleeve. [blowing nose forcefully] 296 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,062 My diagnosis is heartbreak. 297 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,564 Because if she ever touches her beloved pet again, 298 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,942 she'll die of anaphylactic shock! 299 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,611 He probably shouldn't be in this room, by the way. 300 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,906 [♪ somber music playing] 301 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,079 Ah, this is too much, even for me, Bender. 302 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,998 Here, take my beloved pet. 303 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,542 Robo-Puppy. I forgot I had him. 304 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,751 [Robo-Puppy barking] 305 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,211 Really? 306 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,838 Thank you! 307 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,508 She's so cute, and she doesn't make me sneeze. 308 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,926 Well, that worked out. Goodbye. 309 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,721 -[footsteps receding] -[door slamming] 310 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,431 [car screeching] 311 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,766 [♪ bright music playing] 312 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,893 -[Nibbler slurping] -I just want the old Nibbler back. 313 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,229 Even Fry doesn't lick himself that much. 314 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,523 [Fry slurping] 315 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,734 Maybe his people could help him. 316 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,111 If only we knew where his planet was. 317 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,363 Planet Eternium? I've been there. 318 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,782 No, you haven't. Quit lying. 319 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,993 Nibbler flew me there in his spaceship. 320 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,995 Spaceship? [laughing] 321 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,455 There's no such thing. 322 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,374 Sure, there is. I'll show you right after this hairball. 323 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,792 [gagging] 324 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,296 [♪ dramatic music playing] 325 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,924 See? He keeps it hidden under this invisibility cloak. 326 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,052 That's Scruffy's sauna towel. 327 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,762 [mechanical whirring] 328 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,557 -[group groaning] -[antenna popping] 329 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,809 Most ships have a return-home button. 330 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,562 That's why I'm able to drink so much after every delivery. 331 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,440 -[button chirping] -[mechanical whirring] 332 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,360 To Eternium and beyond! 333 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,778 [Leela] If there's time. 334 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,280 [♪ dramatic music playing] 335 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,619 [group groaning] 336 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,747 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 337 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,917 Step forward and state your business. 338 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,586 Yes. Um, hi, I'm Leela-- 339 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,713 I was talking to the Chosen One. 340 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,716 Me? I'm the Chosen One? Swish! 341 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,343 You must be "The Other." 342 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,677 I prefer "Leela." 343 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,680 Although there's also another "The Other." 344 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,141 -Is it me? -No, you're nothing. 345 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,227 That's not what my grandma says. 346 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,937 I know of you, L'eela. 347 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,314 Aren't you Lord Nibbler's youthful ward? 348 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,982 [chuckles] Well, yes. 349 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,901 Thank you. It's about him. 350 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,028 [♪ dramatic music playing] 351 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,446 -[Nibbler garbling] -[toy squeaking] 352 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,281 What have you done to Lord Nibbler? 353 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,243 Us? Nothing! He flashed himself 354 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,412 when he was trying to blank our memories. 355 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,539 It reflected off Bender's ass. 356 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,957 [group groaning, muttering] 357 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,458 But I'm just nothin'! 358 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,753 We were hoping you knew how to get his memories back. 359 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,713 Alas, we lack that knowledge 360 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,299 because frankly, no Nibblonian 361 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,094 has ever done anything that dumb before. 362 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,513 [babbling] 363 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,557 There is only one hope. 364 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,892 In fact, less than one. 365 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,561 More like two-thirds of a hope. 366 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:40,231 We must embark on an extremely perilous journey. 367 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,483 Bring mittens. 368 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,570 [♪ dramatic music playing] 369 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,904 [wind whooshing] 370 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,990 [wheels squeaking] 371 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,536 This is our maximum-security penitentiary, 372 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,079 the Ice Prison. 373 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:58,207 That was the winning entry in the naming contest. 374 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,752 The only entity who can help Nibbler 375 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,590 also happens to be the universe's most dangerous criminal, 376 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,384 condemned to serve a million life sentences 377 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,511 for crimes against Nibblanity. 378 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,682 A giant brain known only as Brainormous. 379 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,766 [♪ dramatic sting] 380 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,143 [group yelping] 381 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,104 Also known only as Braingantua. 382 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,440 A giant brain? Sounds familiar. 383 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,691 [beam zapping] 384 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,068 A giant brain? Well, I never. 385 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,195 Brainzilla. 386 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,947 We come to you because our colleague, Lord Nibbler, 387 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,158 has blanked his own memory. 388 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,285 We hoped your plus-sized brain 389 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,412 might hold the secret to restoring it. 390 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,499 [Brainormous] Well do I recall Lord Nibbler. 391 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,084 He stood guard over me in this very prison 392 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,504 for untold eons. 393 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,590 That was his assignment. Don't get your lobes in a twist. 394 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,385 [Brainormous] I may be able to reawaken his mental pathways, 395 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,472 but only with a brain meld. 396 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,806 [group gasps] 397 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,016 Is it dangerous? 398 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,560 And if not, why did we all just gasp? 399 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,938 [Brainormous] Oh, it is very dangerous. 400 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,858 The excitement alone will probably kill at least two of you. 401 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,944 But if I succeed, 402 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,196 the price I demand is 403 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,906 my freedom. 404 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,491 [♪ dramatic music plays] 405 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,743 We accept your conditions. 406 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,995 Let the brain meld commence. 407 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,039 [♪ eerie music playing] 408 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,333 [group shuddering] 409 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,838 -[Brainormous] Oh, the pain! -[Nibbler exclaiming] 410 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,924 -[Brainormous] The pain! -[Nibbler garbling] 411 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,220 Man, she was not lying 412 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,931 about the overall level of excitement. 413 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,935 [Nibbler and Brainormous screaming] 414 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,360 -Neat. -[camera clicking] 415 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,530 [♪ dramatic music playing] 416 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,201 Did the brain meld work? Is he okay? 417 00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,622 [Brainormous] Yes, Nibbler once again has all his memories. 418 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,333 And I have them, too. 419 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,419 [cackling] 420 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,006 We would've opened a window for you! 421 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,674 [snorting] Where am I? 422 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,884 Did I catch that mangy squirrel? 423 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,679 You flashed yourself, but you're okay now. 424 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,139 Ah, yes. 425 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,724 It's all flooding back, 426 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,767 including the taste of that squirrel, 427 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,686 which was delicious, by the way. 428 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,229 Thank you, Leela. 429 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:28,608 I can never repay you for all you've done. 430 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,067 You can repay me. 431 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,070 So, shall we head home and recuperate? 432 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,822 Toss back a few squirrels? 433 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,159 [sighs] As much as I would enjoy that, no. 434 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,786 I must proceed to my new assignment. 435 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,289 That dying universe will only have importance 436 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,792 if someone appreciates it while it's still there. 437 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,252 I understand. 438 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,879 -I don't. -I don't either. 439 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,881 But it matters to him. 440 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,968 This, Lord Nibbler, is the single-use vessel 441 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,470 you will take on your journey. 442 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,014 Could you have made it look less like a coffin? 443 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,142 The folks in marketing say our branding is "too cute." 444 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,436 -[♪ bright music playing] -Point taken. 445 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,314 This is the tool you will use 446 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,900 to open a portal to the dying universe. 447 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:15,112 And this is a deely-bopper to help pass the time. 448 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,991 And now, I must blank your memories. 449 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,328 Bender, kindly holster your ass. 450 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,539 Do you really have to blank my memories? 451 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,501 I do, so you won't worry about me. 452 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,253 But I want to worry about you. 453 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,506 Can't we just say goodbye? 454 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,882 Very well. 455 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,801 You've been a dear friend 456 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,304 who's always had a ham for me when I needed it most. 457 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,390 [Nibbler purring] 458 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,600 [sobbing] Goodbye. 459 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,811 [Leela continues sobbing] 460 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,066 [rockets roaring] 461 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,819 Perhaps I'll miss him most of all. 462 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,364 Ah, who am I kidding? [laughing] 463 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,367 [♪ somber music playing] 464 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,703 You guys wanna stop at the moon on the way back? 465 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,038 Maybe get an ice cream and use the bathroom? 466 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,249 [alarm blaring] 467 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh, no! Low oxygen! 468 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,337 It's just like that Apollo 13 show we saw! 469 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,215 -What do we do? -I think a weird slow dance? 470 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,552 There's no room to dance in here. We're gonna die! 471 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,054 [Fry and Leela coughing, gasping] 472 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,389 Oh, wait, hang on. 473 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,391 I keep a supply of oxygen in my ass 474 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,892 whenever I go into space. 475 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,602 You do? Why? 476 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,312 Duh. So I can smoke. 477 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,274 [air whooshing] 478 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,775 [Leela and Fry gasping] 479 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,068 [sighing] 480 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,821 -[fire whooshing] -[Bender puffing] 481 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,905 [exhales] 482 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,657 You're welcome. 483 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,535 [♪ bright music playing] 484 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,999 [Leela and Fry grunting] 485 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,584 I'm not even gonna ask. 486 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,087 Sooner or later, everyone needs Bender's ass gas. 487 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,630 That's why I didn't ask. 488 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,382 So, what happened with Nibbler? 489 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,469 [♪ dramatic music playing] 490 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,558 A little bit to the left. 491 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,435 [laser buzzing] 492 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,107 [metallic clicking] 493 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,112 Goodbye, Leela's universe. 494 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,115 [♪ ominous music playing] 495 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,825 [Brainormous] Oh no, you don't! 496 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,952 Step away from the universe. 497 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,329 [Nibbler yelping] 498 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,415 -[♪ somber music playing] -[rain pattering] 499 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,420 We all know ya miss that thing with the diaper, 500 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,714 but starin' out the window isn't gonna bring him home. 501 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,174 [glass shattering] 502 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,761 Then again... 503 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,096 He's back! But is he dead or alive? 504 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,848 Both! Or neither. 505 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,934 Like all things, his state of being 506 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,354 has no particular value until it's observed. 507 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,356 Open it! I've gotta know! 508 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,400 Can't handle a little quantum uncertainty? 509 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,236 What a snowflake. 510 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,779 [air hissing] 511 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,449 Oh, Snookums! You're alive. 512 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,243 [sighs] What a relief. 513 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,829 I wasn't sure until you opened the box and checked. 514 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,372 But, if you're here, 515 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,333 I guess you never got to see that dying universe. 516 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,544 No, I-- I did not. 517 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,711 Aw. 518 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,130 You didn't get to do your wittle mission. 519 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,299 But someone else did. 520 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,261 [Brainormous] I am relieved 521 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,972 you survived the brain meld, Lord Nibbler. 522 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,515 And I, you. 523 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,433 [Brainormous] Floating amongst your thoughts, 524 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,936 I revisited fond memories. 525 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,938 You were the one Nibblonian 526 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,482 who spent time conversing with me, 527 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,068 who made my imprisonment bearable, 528 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,946 who kept me from losing my me. 529 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,241 I, too, enjoyed those eons. 530 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,869 [Brainormous] Others acted as though I did not exist. 531 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,289 But not you. You perceived me. 532 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,042 And now, I would like to return the favor. 533 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,920 -By perceiving me? -No. 534 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:03,883 By perceiving whatever lies beyond that portal. 535 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:07,219 To learn all there is to know of that place, 536 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,847 things no brain has ever known. 537 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,099 Then, lord it over everyone 538 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:15,394 in the millisecond before the universe collapses. 539 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,104 Not a bad way to go. 540 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,316 [♪ dramatic music playing] 541 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,485 -[warbling] -[Brainormous] [echoing] I see! 542 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,363 [portal clicking] 543 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,742 So, what happened to the universe? 544 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:30,993 It's gone. 545 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,622 But it mattered because someone cared about it. 546 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,458 You gave up on your mission? Why? 547 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,835 I realized I mattered, 548 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,755 because you cared about me. 549 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,673 [♪ touching music playing] 550 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,675 Pretty heavy stuff, eh? 551 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:51,055 I imagine it's all rather overwhelming to your tiny minds. 552 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,807 Would anyone care for a brain blanking? 553 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,392 Ooh! Do me, do me! 554 00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:58,479 -[beam zapping] -Sure, just take a little off the top. 555 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,522 -[beam zapping] -[overlapping chatter] 556 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,899 [beam zapping] 557 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,111 And one for you. 558 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,196 [beam zapping] 559 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,031 ♪♪ 560 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,451 [♪ upbeat theme music playing] 561 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,408 [curious ticking] 562 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,494 [♪ fanfare playing] 39197