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Hey, Mrs. Williams, do you need some help?

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah. Can I make you a sandwich?

Sure, I'll take two.

One sandwich coming right up.

Mom, whole wheat okay?

Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. It's just going to be the sandwich.

Oh. Did you just take this? Honestly, I kind of have a problem with acid myself.

A few years ago, I just... covered the joys of anal sex then sadly like my

husband just has not been he's almost stopped fucking me in the ass almost

entirely and he might be just the man I need for this little project

Alright boys, get in here.

Sit over there. Let's go.

Come on. I'm not playing around here.

Here.

Sit there.

Right now.

Hey, zip it.

You know what kind of trouble you both are in right now?

I don't want to hear one fucking word from you. I'll be right back.

I'm coming, and I tried to put it down my pants, but it wouldn't go down.

How is this supposed to fit? You're so fucking dumb. I can't.

Are you going to call your mom?

You're supposed to call yours.

I mean, yeah, she's pretty cool. She should be, like, all right with it, but,

like...

Hey, Mom.

Yeah.

Me and Ryan kind of, like, got into a little bit of a predicament over at the

store down the street.

If you could just, like, come help us get out of the situation, I'm really

sorry.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're at the security office.

Okay. I'll see you soon.

All right. Love you.

Yeah, yeah. Bye.

What'd she say?

She said she'll be here in like 10 minutes or something like that, dude.

Hey, what did I say? Quiet, right? I hear you guys all the way down the

hallway.

Jesus. Sorry.

My bad.

So, what do you guys have here, huh?

A new skateboard.

Yeah, you guys can pay for it, though, right?

I understand.

I used to skate too when I was a kid.

You're young, 18, not working, really excited about skating and getting a new

board.

I understand, but listen, my boy, he's a dick, and he wants to press charges

against you too, so I'm going to have to get some information from you, if you

don't mind, okay?

And then once I get this information, I'm going to call the cops, and you guys

are going to be arrested, okay?

Wait, is there maybe anything else?

You guys left the store with the fucking skateboards? You made me have to run

after you?

You know, you two are pretty quick, but, you know, I still got it from back in

the day, okay?

Alright, well, let's start off first. Hey, hey, what did I say?

No talking to each other, okay?

What's your name?

Uh, Josh.

Josh, do you have a last name?

Uh...

Every time I think I heard you mention it, what would I... What is... Do you

not know your last name? Lewis.

Okay, there you go. That's what I want to hear.

And what's your name?

Ryan. Ryan.

Lewis also?

Yep. All right.

Well, both of you live in town.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Uh-huh. And school?

Yeah, we go to school. You boys are okay?

Sometimes. Scary, huh? Being in trouble?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Alright.

Why were you boys doing this, huh?

I don't... I don't know. I just kind of wanted to start skating. I kind of

wanted to be like Tony Todd.

Is that, uh, work to ruin the rest of your lives and go to jail for that?

It looks really shiny up there.

Alright. I didn't think the boxes looked that big going out.

I mean, this is the first time stealing. You guys are pretty dumb stealing big

boxes like that, huh?

Well, I really tried to fit it through the door, and I... All right, all right,

zip it.

I thought it would go in my pants.

I told him.

Hey.

So you guys have anyone that I can maybe call for you to, maybe to come down

eventually?

Or...

My mom.

Okay.

And what's your mom's name?

Dee. Dee. Okay. And is it Dee Lewis also?

No, she's my stepmom.

It's Williams.

Okay, your stepmom. All right.

Do you have a number that I could give her a call before I call the cops?

888.

Hold on one second.

Yes? Um, hi.

Hi, who are you?

I heard you had my boys?

Uh, yeah, but how did you... What, did one of you call them when I was gone?

What did I say, huh?

No, she's not really... What, you left them here unaccompanied? Yeah, I had to

go talk to my supervisor because the two young boys here happened to steal these

two skateboards.

What?

You know better than that.

I mean, technically we haven't left yet.

Well, you left the store and I had to chase you and I had to bring you back

here. That's why you haven't technically left yet.

I am so sorry.

Well, my supervisor would like to press charges on both of them since they're

over 18 and decided to steal these skateboards.

Oh, press charges? Oh, that's great. They haven't really done anything wrong.

What do you mean they didn't do anything wrong? They walked out the store, and I

had to literally physically chase them to get them back in here. Well, they

haven't left the premises yet.

They left the store, and that's what matters.

Well, I'm sure they... Well, I guess they did open them. Uh-huh. What's wrong

with you?

But we can tape it back up. They haven't really assembled anything or anything.

It doesn't matter. My boss wants to press charges on them, so...

You yourself were young once.

You know what?

Can't we have some amount of leniency?

You're right. I was young once. I do understand how excited they are about

getting new skateboards, which you should have bought them.

But you know what?

I'm in kind of a good mood today.

So let me go back there, talk to my supervisor, and see if I can get one of

them off. That's probably the best I can do, okay?

Give me a little bit. Thank you. Thank you for anything you can do for us.

You too.

Yeah. I'm sorry, Mom.

You're sorry?

Maybe you're never going to get a skateboard again. What were you even

thinking?

I just thought, I don't know. I just really liked it, so.

Well, let me know next time. I'm sure I can find somewhere for you to get some

work done around the house and make a little bit of actual money. Go about

this properly.

You really can ruin your life. Do you hear what they're saying here? Both of

you. I didn't think he'd notice.

You didn't think he'd notice. I thought the store had the no-chase policy.

You're really saying.

It doesn't matter. The problem is the stealing, boys.

It's not that. Go earn some money and do things properly.

You don't want to start your life out on this sort of track.

All right? Now, hopefully, we can tuck him into...

some community service or something like that.

Instead of, God, going to jail. I can't even imagine. You're just way too young

for that.

I'll see what I can do, but it's going to have to be the best that we can here

and just roll our dice and hope for the best.

Well, he said he was only going to get one of us off, probably. So, like, who's

it going to be? Me? Because I'm your son?

Well, No, no, that's not fair. How about we tell him you're both

living with me, that you're both my sons, and that really it would just be

best if we could just treat everybody equally here, and hopefully that would

get everybody off.

Oh, goodness.

Goodness, you're an embarrassment. You know that?

Did he put you up to this? No, I don't think I'm trying to be. Did you put him

up to this?

Well, yeah.

Do we get to use skateboards if we go to jail?

I don't think that would come even close to covering the legal fees of just

having a lawyer there when they actually sentence you.

All right, let's not think about the skateboards right now.

Let's just hope that there's any way that you don't end up in a cell in two

months.

I hope you always get the bells on.

It's not your board.

I don't know if you understand that, but it doesn't belong to you until they say

that it's yours and everything is cool.

Well, technically, wouldn't it be since I have it right now, Mom?

Now, when that man comes back, I want you both to give him that skateboard

back, apologize profusely over and over in the best way that you can, saying

that you are so sorry and that you'll never do this again.

And that you absolutely are going to fly straight and narrow from here on out,

right? Maybe if we're just apologetic enough, we'll escape

actual jail.

Jail! I can't even believe you.

Not in my family. I can't.

Oh, God.

I put so much work into raising you.

Your dad has. I know I've been around for that long, but, like, I've tried my

best, and I'm disappointed.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to him.

I will.

I'm sorry, too.

Yeah.

Do you think you'll be able to get us out of this, Mom?

I don't know. The longer it takes them to get back, the more I'm afraid that

the answer's just gonna be no.

If they don't make a decision soon, I... How long do you think I'd go away for?

Like, eight years?

Oh, God.

I don't know, honey. I don't... Hopefully not that long, but long enough

that you'll not like it, I'll tell you that much.

Oh, God.

Maybe they'll...

Maybe there's some other thing that they'll let you do instead of going to

actual jail.

Oh, that's going to be so embarrassing for our family.

Your mother's not going to be very happy either.

No, no, I'm giving her a call just as soon as I walk out of here.

Um, good news?

Ha ha, no, no good news.

My supervisor, he's really adamant about pressing charges on these two.

Oh, well, um, before we discuss this any further, I believe both of these young

men have something they would like to say to you.

Okay, and?

We just wanted to say we're really, really, really sorry and that we wanted

to return these.

Sorry, we're sorry.

I accept your apology.

It's just unfortunate.

Like I said, my supervisor is, you know, he's the boss, and what he says goes,

and I unfortunately can't take those back.

Well, they're good. Yes, they are yours.

No, no, they're not his.

They're not theirs. I will be taking them, but I can't accept them, okay?

There's a difference between that.

Sorry.

I'm going to have to finish up my report here and, you know, and then proceed and

call the cops.

What if we settled it up with the store right now? No, no. Like

I said, it's too late for that. Once they left the store, that's when it was

late. So they put themselves in a situation.

I understand you are his stepmother, like he said.

I appreciate that you're trying to be a good mother and coming down here in

support of him, trying to pay for it and trying to get off the hook and

everything. But like I said, it's just too late.

And it just breaks my heart to hear you say that my little 18-year-old baby

here, that it's too late for him, really.

And he did steal.

Well, I mean, we've all made mistakes. And granted, this is a really big one.

This is.

I understand. But, I mean, my husband and I are very motivated to

get him out of the nest in the right way.

And teach them to be upstanding citizens. And I know we all have our

little bubbles. Well, now they're going to be taught by the state how to be

proper adults.

Please, no.

Just between you and I, I mean, there's a

lot of ways that...

I could be helpful to you, or my husband. My husband's a chiropractor.

Ah, I'm in perfectly healthy shape. Oh, well, I... I do yoga, you know. I

understand, but maybe your supervisor would be interested in... Like I said,

my supervisor's uptight and circuit square. He, you know, wouldn't... That

wouldn't do it for him. Well, I... I can be very flexible. Like, if there's

anything that...

that we can do to repay your generosity and show our understanding.

I would very much appreciate... So you're a very willing mother, willing

to, I guess, do whatever it takes for them?

I mean, these are my babies, and... Okay, well, you know, I don't really

need a chiropractor.

I don't really need money, but... Baked goods?

No, no, no, no.

But maybe I could, you

know, do something like this.

Well, um, boys, um...

Is there another place we could,

um... Ah, no, I think the boys need to learn...

Some kind of lesson, right? By the way, to see the mom going through something,

you know, for them.

Boys, I think maybe we've come to an arrangement.

Yeah, me and your mom came to a little arrangement.

If you would for me, for the time being, would you turn your chairs around?

Yeah. So that you're facing the wall.

And cover your ears. Make sure you keep your ears covered. And stay looking at

that wall, please.

Okay, Mom.

Thank you.

I expect you to be in your best gentlemanly behavior.

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, put the keyboard.

That's fine. Just don't...

Look over here right now.

Oh,

my

God.

Thank you. Sorry, Mom.

Just get this over with so we can all... I know.

If you do this, you will let him go.

Those skateboards are so cool,

Mom.

You don't know.

like Tony Hawk now?

Don't you look over here.

What are you talking about, Mom?

I was talking to Ryan.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I shouldn't say anything.

Remember, that's also your husband's home.

Look, look, look.

Mm-hmm.

Now, listen to this.

You got yourself a trooper from, um... I see why your friends like her so much.

It's so good.

It's okay.

Oh, thank you, sir.

I want that. I

want that.

You're happy your mom's helping you, huh?

Yeah, I'm happy my mom's helping

I'm the best mom ever.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm

so

sorry.

I'm going to get back on that foot.

I think it's time to come and look at your fucking titties. You guys want to

keep that in your hands?

Yeah, that's it. Tell me how much you want.

Oh, I can't wait.

God, your hair is boiling.

Alright, give me those fucking titties. Give me your titties.

All right.

You're up to look, boys.

We're finished.

No,

no, no, no, no. They didn't see this. I need you guys to get the fuck out of my

office. Let's go.

Come on.

Hurry up. I don't have all day.

I'll take this.

Actually, you know what? You guys can keep going. How about that, huh?

Let's go. Come on.

My girl.

Hey, boys, we're hiring, actually, if you need. Let's go out the door. You

don't need to get dressed in here. No, we should go get applications later.

Can we please take the other skateboard?

Ah, what the hell. As long as you promise to throw out those applications.

All right.

We'll teach her everything.

Thank you, Mom. My mom's a fucking dog.

I can't believe she fucked the security officer.

I cannot believe what my ears had to endure.

Your mother is a minute.

Give me your phone.

For what?

your delinquent son.

Why didn't you ask him about coming over the other day?

To help me with the groceries?

You asked my mom?

Oh, my God.

I think your mom and I need to have a woman-to-woman chat.

Do you really have anal sex with Brian?

You're asking a bunch of questions.

You never ask cool questions.

You could be the cool mom.

You just need to go back for a little.

There's a lot that we can do, all of us together.

Oh, my.

Oh, Mr.

Williams, get that cock over here and fuck this pussy.

God, you're a dick.

Come on, Ryan. Fuck me like you fucked Miss D, or you're going to be ground,

man.