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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,941 And a-one, two, three, four... 2 00:00:16,021 --> 00:00:17,901 ? Bong, bong, bong, bong ? 3 00:00:17,981 --> 00:00:19,701 ? Bong, bong, bong, bong ? 4 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,621 ? Bong, bong, bong, bong ? 5 00:00:21,701 --> 00:00:23,101 ? Bong, bong, bong ? 6 00:00:23,181 --> 00:00:26,741 ? Deck the halls with boughs of holly ? 7 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:29,901 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ? 8 00:00:29,981 --> 00:00:32,901 ? 'Tis the season to be jolly ? 9 00:00:32,981 --> 00:00:35,661 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ? 10 00:00:35,741 --> 00:00:38,301 Flashy, what's going on? Are you with us or not? 11 00:00:38,302 --> 00:00:39,700 Sorry, mate, yes. Sorry, Gene. 12 00:00:39,701 --> 00:00:41,781 I am not doing this for my own pleasure. 13 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:43,001 Well, we are paying you. 14 00:00:43,021 --> 00:00:44,071 And I thank you. 15 00:00:44,101 --> 00:00:46,901 Gene, I think he's still a little bit off the note. 16 00:00:46,981 --> 00:00:48,501 Eh? 17 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:49,941 A bit sharp. 18 00:00:49,942 --> 00:00:51,020 Sorry, who are you? 19 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:52,941 Never mind who I am. 20 00:00:52,942 --> 00:00:54,020 Tut, tut, tut, tut. 21 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,940 Fellas, all notes come through me, huh? 22 00:00:55,941 --> 00:00:57,141 Huh? Let's keep it civil. 23 00:00:57,142 --> 00:01:00,020 Andre, we did discuss you getting a haircut. 24 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:00,420 Andre, we did discuss you getting a haircut. 25 00:01:00,421 --> 00:01:01,540 Why don't you get a haircut? 26 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:02,901 - Quite hurtful. 27 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:04,341 And thank you, Damon. 28 00:01:05,821 --> 00:01:06,941 One, two, three, four. 29 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:09,941 ? Troll the ancient yuletide carol ? 30 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:12,941 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ? 31 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:14,541 ? Fa-la-la-la-la ? 32 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:19,461 ? La-la-la-la ? 33 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:20,621 Still a bit sharp. 34 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:21,961 Oh, fucking go, you cunt! 35 00:01:22,021 --> 00:01:23,071 - I'll fucking... 36 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:47,021 Whoa-ho! What's all this, then, Bretty? 37 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:49,061 Oh, it's, uh, my latest experiment. 38 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:50,781 - Oh, yeah? - Rum and raisin. 39 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,941 Nice. What's it cost? 40 00:01:52,942 --> 00:01:54,140 'Cause I didn't approve any of it. 41 00:01:54,141 --> 00:01:55,621 I-I-I just thought that... 42 00:01:55,622 --> 00:01:57,660 It's not your little brew lab anymore, mate. 43 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:00,020 This is a line item on Uncle Jared's spreadsheet. 44 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,020 This is a line item on Uncle Jared's spreadsheet. 45 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,020 Yes. Yes, sir. 46 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,741 Just fucking with you, mate. 47 00:02:05,061 --> 00:02:06,421 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:08,940 If anything, we've got too much cash, if anything. 49 00:02:08,941 --> 00:02:09,779 - Oh, yeah? 50 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,781 Have your gay little art project, mate. 51 00:02:11,782 --> 00:02:13,460 But I will say, dogs shouldn't have raisins, 52 00:02:13,461 --> 00:02:14,860 and I'm dead serious about that. 53 00:02:14,861 --> 00:02:16,101 Oi! Get out of it, mate. 54 00:02:16,181 --> 00:02:18,141 - Not good! Drop it! 55 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,501 Get out of it! 56 00:02:19,581 --> 00:02:20,741 Oh, for real? 57 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:22,991 Yeah, it's worse for them than grapes, man. 58 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:24,901 - Oh, they can't have grapes? - Yeah. 59 00:02:24,902 --> 00:02:26,100 Worse for them than chocolate. 60 00:02:26,101 --> 00:02:27,740 - Oh, they can't have chocolate? - Pfft! 61 00:02:27,741 --> 00:02:30,741 Mate, you're not exactly Dr. Chris, Bondi Vet, are ya? 62 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,181 - Who's that? - Yeah. 63 00:02:32,261 --> 00:02:33,781 I love animals. 64 00:02:33,861 --> 00:02:36,821 I love dogs that love you back unconditionally. 65 00:02:38,021 --> 00:02:39,181 Huh! 66 00:02:40,301 --> 00:02:41,661 Do you know I'm divorced? 67 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:43,711 No one asks. 68 00:02:45,661 --> 00:02:46,941 I'm a good dad. 69 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:48,581 Oh, you got kids? 70 00:02:48,661 --> 00:02:50,061 My dad was the bad one. 71 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:52,941 He was a rotten bloke. 72 00:02:53,021 --> 00:02:55,221 Work... Hard worker, though. Hard worker. 73 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,061 Hard man, hard man. 74 00:02:57,141 --> 00:02:58,821 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 75 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,020 I'm lonely. 76 00:03:00,021 --> 00:03:01,071 I'm lonely. 77 00:03:01,072 --> 00:03:04,020 It's all right to say that, isn't it? 78 00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:06,141 Yeah, nah. You're all right. 79 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,941 Do you reckon this is all there is? 80 00:03:08,992 --> 00:03:11,940 - Ah... - I'll get these out for ya. 81 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,340 - Oh, no, no, it's all right. - It's all right, good onya. 82 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:15,820 - No, no. - Boys! Merry Christmas. 83 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,020 Just a little something Uncle Jared's whipped up for ya. 84 00:03:18,021 --> 00:03:19,020 - Eh? 85 00:03:19,021 --> 00:03:21,101 No. I-I did that. That was me. 86 00:03:26,781 --> 00:03:28,941 Oh, God. 87 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:31,511 Ohh. 88 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:33,951 - Whoo! 89 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:36,501 - Okay. 90 00:03:38,461 --> 00:03:40,221 - Yeah. - Yeah! 91 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:41,661 Yeah! 92 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:42,540 And cut! 93 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:44,261 - Okay. - Show me? 94 00:03:44,341 --> 00:03:45,941 Yeah, I think I did pretty good. 95 00:03:46,021 --> 00:03:49,661 Oh, can... Yeah, can you just, uh, loosen the frame a little? 96 00:03:49,741 --> 00:03:51,101 Does it really matter? 97 00:03:51,181 --> 00:03:53,261 Yeah, Ash. This is my work. 98 00:03:53,341 --> 00:03:54,981 How is it your work? 99 00:03:55,061 --> 00:03:56,461 I don't need your judgment. 100 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:57,821 What judgment? 101 00:03:57,901 --> 00:03:59,621 Because I'm an influencer now. 102 00:03:59,622 --> 00:04:00,020 Meggles, the only person that you are influencing 103 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:02,621 Meggles, the only person that you are influencing 104 00:04:02,622 --> 00:04:03,540 is in your arms 105 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:05,581 and he mostly sees you on your phone. 106 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:09,741 Oh, okay, Ash. We didn't all get to become GPs, did we? 107 00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:11,941 Some of us chose to be mums 108 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:15,021 and if I want to do this one thing for myself, 109 00:04:15,101 --> 00:04:17,341 then, sorry, I think I should be able to. 110 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,461 Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, bubba. 111 00:04:19,462 --> 00:04:21,860 You know what, it's fine, I'll... I'll do it. Just go. 112 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,211 I've got stuff going on right now too, you know. 113 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,381 Yeah. 114 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:30,141 That's not the way I need to go. I'm going this way. 115 00:04:30,221 --> 00:04:31,501 You don't wanna be late. 116 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:34,020 I don't, actually, 'cause I have a start time to my job. 117 00:04:34,021 --> 00:04:35,421 Yeah, a very important job. 118 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:37,701 ? Tip-tap toes on the workshop floor ? 119 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:41,781 ? Little green boots by the snowy door ? 120 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,100 ? Santa checks lists with a jolly grin... ? 121 00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:46,151 Alyssa. 122 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:49,901 ? I wind my key and the song begins ? 123 00:04:49,981 --> 00:04:51,061 - Ha-ha! 124 00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:53,020 Do you think that we could, um, pull back 125 00:04:53,021 --> 00:04:55,541 on some of the Christmas decorations a bit? 126 00:04:55,621 --> 00:04:56,741 I love Christmas. 127 00:04:56,821 --> 00:04:58,861 Yeah, I know you do. It's just it's a lot. 128 00:04:58,862 --> 00:05:00,020 - I'm allowed to. - Okay. 129 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:00,340 - I'm allowed to. - Okay. 130 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,941 Gordon fuckin' Crapp. 131 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,381 Really? 132 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:17,401 Is it not Christmas in here? 133 00:05:17,461 --> 00:05:18,941 Excuse me? 134 00:05:18,942 --> 00:05:20,020 No decorations. 135 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:21,941 Yeah, this is my space. 136 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,901 That's an unexpected color on you. 137 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:26,941 Next time you need a flu shot in summer, just book a nurse, 138 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:29,780 'cause you'll be charged the full consultation for this. 139 00:05:29,781 --> 00:05:32,140 Ash, I think we both know I'm not really here for a flu shot. 140 00:05:32,141 --> 00:05:33,260 Just lift up your sleeve. 141 00:05:33,261 --> 00:05:34,980 No, no, no. I wanted to say sorry in person. 142 00:05:34,981 --> 00:05:36,020 Fine. 143 00:05:36,021 --> 00:05:37,260 Ash, I don't need a flu shot, seriously. 144 00:05:37,261 --> 00:05:39,020 - Well, you're getting one. - No, I don't. 145 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,020 Ash, I don't need it. 146 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:41,581 I don't need it. Ash! Ah! 147 00:05:41,661 --> 00:05:43,381 Fucking hell! Ouch! 148 00:05:43,382 --> 00:05:44,380 Oh, my God! 149 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:46,141 Sorry. Sorry about that. 150 00:05:47,101 --> 00:05:48,701 Uh, hold this on it. 151 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,941 Ash, I was shit-faced, okay? 152 00:05:50,942 --> 00:05:52,860 It didn't mean anything. I barely remember it. 153 00:05:52,861 --> 00:05:55,020 You may experience, uh, minor side effects 154 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,220 such as pain, redness or swelling at the injection site. 155 00:05:57,221 --> 00:06:00,020 Ash, I had just spent the day with my mum who... 156 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:00,300 Ash, I had just spent the day with my mum who... 157 00:06:00,301 --> 00:06:01,501 She has dementia. 158 00:06:01,502 --> 00:06:04,020 And Heavy who is going through a really full-on divorce. 159 00:06:04,021 --> 00:06:05,140 I wasn't in a great headspace. 160 00:06:05,141 --> 00:06:06,420 Well, rare serious side effects 161 00:06:06,421 --> 00:06:08,181 like anaphylaxis may occur. 162 00:06:08,261 --> 00:06:09,661 Ash, I'm sorry, okay? 163 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:12,140 When you came in and told me that you were all in, 164 00:06:12,141 --> 00:06:13,621 I just freaked out. 165 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:14,981 Sorry, wait. 166 00:06:14,982 --> 00:06:16,700 Were you drunk and it didn't mean anything? 167 00:06:16,701 --> 00:06:19,060 Or were you freaked out so you did it on purpose? 168 00:06:19,061 --> 00:06:20,661 I'm trying to apologize. 169 00:06:20,662 --> 00:06:21,740 Is that what you're doing? 170 00:06:21,741 --> 00:06:23,660 'Cause it just sounds like a list of excuses. 171 00:06:23,661 --> 00:06:25,860 What part of "I'm sorry" doesn't sound like an apology? 172 00:06:25,861 --> 00:06:28,580 So, okay, great, you're sorry. And that changes what happened? 173 00:06:28,581 --> 00:06:30,140 No, it doesn't change what happened. 174 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:31,860 No, it doesn't, because what happened 175 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:33,981 was I told you I was all in. 176 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,021 All in, Gordon. 177 00:06:36,101 --> 00:06:38,861 And then hours later, you made out with Chiara. 178 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,181 That's what happened. 179 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:41,311 I know. I-I know. 180 00:06:41,312 --> 00:06:42,740 Are you sorry that you kissed her? 181 00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:45,140 Like, are you really? Or are you sorry that I saw it? 182 00:06:45,141 --> 00:06:47,741 Of course I'm sorry that it happened, okay? 183 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:49,141 But I was fucking drunk. 184 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,420 Have you never got drunk and done dumb shit before? 185 00:06:51,421 --> 00:06:52,941 Yeah, fuckface, in my 20s. 186 00:06:52,942 --> 00:06:54,580 I'm not doing it in ten years' time. 187 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,780 Don't throw this back on me. You know, I'm done here. 188 00:06:56,781 --> 00:06:58,380 I've got nothing more to say. Please leave. 189 00:06:58,381 --> 00:07:00,020 Okay, this was a mistake. 190 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:00,380 Okay, this was a mistake. 191 00:07:00,381 --> 00:07:02,020 Do you know, it never actually occurred to me 192 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:05,941 that you two have been in love with each other this whole time. 193 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,660 But, like, now when I think of it, 194 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,540 it's actually really fucking obvious. 195 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:10,980 Ash, that's not fucking true. 196 00:07:10,981 --> 00:07:13,220 You're supposed to stay in the waiting room for 15 minutes 197 00:07:13,221 --> 00:07:14,660 to monitor for adverse reactions, 198 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,781 but you can probably just fuck off. 199 00:07:18,461 --> 00:07:19,511 Ash, please. 200 00:07:19,581 --> 00:07:20,661 Thank you. 201 00:07:21,661 --> 00:07:22,901 Fuck off. 202 00:07:38,701 --> 00:07:41,051 Noelene didn't throw anything away, did she? 203 00:07:42,021 --> 00:07:45,701 Oh, look at you! My God! 204 00:07:45,781 --> 00:07:49,821 You were the first male anorexic in Turramurra. Ohh! 205 00:07:49,901 --> 00:07:51,781 God, I was in good shape. 206 00:07:51,861 --> 00:07:53,901 Hoo-hoo! The mother's lode. 207 00:07:53,981 --> 00:07:55,901 The Hitachi Magic Wand. 208 00:07:55,902 --> 00:07:57,540 It's a classic. It's from the '60s. 209 00:07:57,541 --> 00:07:58,821 - Oh, dear. - Yeah. 210 00:07:58,822 --> 00:08:00,020 Uh, no, no. They're... they're fantastic. No batteries. 211 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,700 Uh, no, no. They're... they're fantastic. No batteries. 212 00:08:01,701 --> 00:08:04,701 You see, you just plug it into the wall, away you go. 213 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:06,700 They did overheat, though, after about... 214 00:08:06,701 --> 00:08:07,961 Okay, Lee, that's enough. 215 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,341 Oh! 216 00:08:09,342 --> 00:08:12,300 And, of course, she has the original Rabbit. Boing-boing! 217 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:14,111 - Lee, do you need a time-out? - Yeah. 218 00:08:14,181 --> 00:08:16,141 - Hello? 219 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,781 In here, darling! 220 00:08:17,861 --> 00:08:18,941 Oh, there she is. 221 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:20,701 Hey, how's it going? 222 00:08:20,781 --> 00:08:21,861 Exterminate. 223 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:23,061 - Lee, no! 224 00:08:23,141 --> 00:08:26,261 Uh, you said she had something for me? 225 00:08:26,341 --> 00:08:27,941 Oh! Yes. 226 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:30,581 A photo album of you growing up. 227 00:08:31,381 --> 00:08:32,940 Why are you giving it to me? 228 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:35,461 Don't you want it? 229 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,381 Oh. Yes. 230 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,781 Stuart, you take it. 231 00:08:39,782 --> 00:08:41,340 - Oh, I'm at sea, Lilibet. - Ohhh! 232 00:08:41,341 --> 00:08:42,861 I'll just put it in storage. 233 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,941 I don't like old photos! 234 00:08:45,021 --> 00:08:46,901 They make me melancholy. 235 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:49,861 Ohhh! Look at me. 236 00:08:49,941 --> 00:08:51,581 I was so thin. 237 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,981 I was 51 kilos when we were married. 238 00:08:54,061 --> 00:08:55,941 Okay, stop. I'll take it. 239 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:58,261 Good girl. Thank you. Sit down. 240 00:08:58,341 --> 00:08:59,741 I'll put the kettle on. 241 00:08:59,742 --> 00:09:00,020 Okay. 242 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:01,071 Okay. 243 00:09:02,261 --> 00:09:03,941 Oh, here we go. Ha! 244 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,941 Oh, no, I think that's just a vase. 245 00:09:06,021 --> 00:09:08,461 No, it's just a vase. 246 00:09:14,861 --> 00:09:15,941 Oh, good. You're back. 247 00:09:16,021 --> 00:09:18,821 Okay, I've got to go. 248 00:09:18,822 --> 00:09:20,500 - What? Where? - Soccer practice. 249 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:23,781 I'm guiding Bertie's shithouse team into second-last place. 250 00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:25,621 - You're coaching soccer? - Yeah. 251 00:09:25,622 --> 00:09:27,300 Ever since Coach Nathan took a dick pic 252 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:29,380 and accidentally posted it on a parents' WhatsApp thread. 253 00:09:29,381 --> 00:09:30,740 - Ahh. - It's quite a photogenic penis. 254 00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,741 But other parents didn't like it, so... 255 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,021 What's wrong? 256 00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:38,241 I think it's over with Ash. 257 00:09:38,261 --> 00:09:39,381 Ohh. 258 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:41,581 Oh, well. 259 00:09:43,221 --> 00:09:45,181 Not meant to be. 260 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:47,541 - See ya. - Sorry? Hang on, what? 261 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,261 Well, it... it, um... it doesn't always work out, Gordy. 262 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:51,861 I just don't have time for this. 263 00:09:51,941 --> 00:09:52,991 - Chi? - Yeah. 264 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,100 Could you... I mean, you are half responsible for this. 265 00:09:55,101 --> 00:09:56,740 - Are you joking? What? - No, I'm not joking. 266 00:09:56,741 --> 00:09:59,381 Why... why the fuck did you kiss me? Why? 267 00:09:59,382 --> 00:10:00,020 Grow up, Gordon. We were both shit-faced, okay? 268 00:10:00,021 --> 00:10:02,621 Grow up, Gordon. We were both shit-faced, okay? 269 00:10:02,622 --> 00:10:04,340 We were. And I pash people. You know... 270 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:06,540 You've known me long enough. I'm a pasher. That's my thing. 271 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,020 - Is it? Is that your thing? - Yes, it is. 272 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:10,180 Could you call Ash and tell her that that's your thing? 273 00:10:10,181 --> 00:10:12,231 Are you serious? Well, mate, she thinks 274 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,660 that we've been fucking this whole time, 275 00:10:13,661 --> 00:10:15,831 or that you're in love with me or something. 276 00:10:17,821 --> 00:10:18,961 Are you in love with me? 277 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:27,341 I've been... I've been right here the whole time, Gordy. 278 00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:31,101 - How have you not seen it? - What? 279 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:32,661 I'm just a woman... 280 00:10:32,662 --> 00:10:34,180 - ..standing in front of a man. - Okay. 281 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:35,780 Telling him not to be so on himself. 282 00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:37,060 - Okay. - You are in love with yourself. 283 00:10:37,061 --> 00:10:38,111 No, mate, I'm not. 284 00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,860 This is why your relationships don't work. 285 00:10:39,861 --> 00:10:41,020 - You love yourself. - No, mate. 286 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:42,020 - I don't know. - Don't you? 287 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:43,460 No, I don't fucking know. I don't know. 288 00:10:43,461 --> 00:10:45,811 I'm struggling, okay, with neurodivergence 289 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,940 in an open, loveless marriage and I'm generally lost. 290 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:49,340 And now I have to go coach soccer. 291 00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:51,941 I don't even like soccer. And I don't know the rules! 292 00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:54,980 I keep saying offside, offside. I don't even know if it's true. 293 00:10:54,981 --> 00:10:56,621 - You should not be coach. - No. 294 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,521 You should hug me or something. 295 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:03,541 It's hard to hug a cactus, but yes. 296 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,781 What Andre said. 297 00:11:04,861 --> 00:11:05,941 Well, it's true, mate. 298 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:08,021 Well, inside, it's soft. 299 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,941 Yeah, all cactuses are soft inside. 300 00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:11,340 That's the whole metaphor. 301 00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:13,941 Either way. I've got to go to soccer! 302 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,071 Okay. 303 00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:17,941 Bye! 304 00:11:19,301 --> 00:11:21,051 Dad, I just don't know why I blew up 305 00:11:21,101 --> 00:11:23,741 this perfectly viable thing I had with David 306 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:26,941 to lay it all out for Gordon, who's just... 307 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,861 He's just not the guy for me. 308 00:11:28,941 --> 00:11:30,701 Oh, darling, who cares? 309 00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:33,941 So he pashed his bestie at a drunk bucks. 310 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:35,421 That's a Tuesday for me. 311 00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:39,621 Yeah, Dad, any wonder why I keep choosing Peter Pans? 312 00:11:39,622 --> 00:11:42,420 Dad, it just seemed like it was meant to be, 313 00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:44,981 me and Gordon, like the way we met. 314 00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:48,301 If I'd have been eight seconds earlier or later, 315 00:11:48,302 --> 00:11:49,460 we wouldn't have been there. 316 00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:51,140 I wouldn't have flashed my nipple. 317 00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:52,191 What's that? 318 00:11:52,221 --> 00:11:53,981 Go away! 319 00:11:53,982 --> 00:11:55,060 Right you are. 320 00:11:55,061 --> 00:11:57,541 And if I hadn't have done that, 321 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,300 you know, he wouldn't have hit the dog. 322 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,020 It's like the butterfly landing on the domino. 323 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:02,340 It's like the butterfly landing on the domino. 324 00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:05,741 It's... It just... It just felt like it was meant to be. 325 00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:07,781 And he messed it up. 326 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,341 And he just keeps messing it up. 327 00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:14,221 Look, if it's meant to be, then he can't mess it up. 328 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:18,381 As Mum used to say, what is for you won't go past you. 329 00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:20,461 She had a lot of wisdom... 330 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:23,191 ..when she wasn't fudding herself silly with sex toys. 331 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:26,141 Oh, hello! 332 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:28,261 Ahh! Mrs. Steinhart? 333 00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,861 Ms. Steinhart. 334 00:12:30,941 --> 00:12:33,701 I'm Detective Turner, this is Detective O'Malley. 335 00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:35,261 Has something happened? 336 00:12:35,262 --> 00:12:37,100 Well, that's what we're trying to determine. 337 00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:38,361 Uh, I have you registered 338 00:12:38,421 --> 00:12:42,941 as the head of the charity known as W-A-W-A-M. 339 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:45,941 WAWAM. Women Against Women Against Men. 340 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:47,020 Sure. 341 00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:49,181 Uh, now there's been some allegations, 342 00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:53,941 uh, around your charity status and, uh, misuse of donations. 343 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:55,101 Oh, dear. Ah! 344 00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:56,421 "Oh, dear"? 345 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,581 Do you mind answering a few questions? 346 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:02,541 Lee, the police are here! 347 00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:05,941 Um, my husband, Professor Lee Smellig, 348 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,581 um, he runs the day-to-day. 349 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,941 I'm just... I'm more of the... the figurehead. 350 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,221 Lee, they want to talk to you! 351 00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,941 I... 352 00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:18,021 Uh, I didn't block the signal, did I? 353 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,261 Sorry? 354 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,981 It's just... 355 00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:24,661 I just wrapped tinfoil around it because of the battery. 356 00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:27,941 You see, it runs low and I was just trying to conserve it. 357 00:13:28,021 --> 00:13:29,941 What... Was that wrong? 358 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,220 We're not here about that, sir. 359 00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,941 They're here about WAWAM. 360 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,261 Oh. Hmm. 361 00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:37,061 Would you, um, mind coming with us 362 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,220 and answering a few questions? 363 00:13:38,221 --> 00:13:39,941 Yes, of course. 364 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,981 I'll just... I'll just get my hat. Hmm. 365 00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,100 Okay. 366 00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:45,661 - Right. - Oh. 367 00:13:50,861 --> 00:13:52,781 - Go round the front. 368 00:13:52,861 --> 00:13:56,101 - Come back here, you... - Oh! Lee! Lee! 369 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,861 You're only making things worse, Mr. Smellig. 370 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,381 It's Professor! 371 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:11,461 - Oh, what's he doing, Ash? 372 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:12,741 I don't know, Mum. 373 00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:15,060 I think you've done really well to get that far. 374 00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:17,581 - Do you want a hand down? 375 00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:18,711 Yes, please. 376 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:22,621 Coming down. That was just the warm-up. 377 00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:24,341 - Oh, Gordo! - Yeah? 378 00:14:25,141 --> 00:14:27,621 Carmen, this is Gordon. 379 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,751 You're... real? 380 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:29,941 You're really... 381 00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:31,071 You're Carmen? 382 00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:32,541 Oh, my goodness! 383 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,581 Hi! Oh, my... 384 00:14:34,661 --> 00:14:36,941 You're exactly how Brett described you. 385 00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:38,651 Same. Thank you for giving Brett 386 00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:40,611 the money to fly me here so we can meet. 387 00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,220 I mean, it's really, it's nothing. 388 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:44,260 It's, uh... It was an advance, anyway, so it's nothing. 389 00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:45,820 It's not nothing, it's something. 390 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:47,461 - Well... - You're a miracle. 391 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,821 - I'm hardly a miracle. - No, you are. 392 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,020 - I'm not. - Yes, you are. 393 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,020 Okay. 394 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,220 - You believed in us. - Yeah. 395 00:14:53,221 --> 00:14:54,381 You believe in love. 396 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,260 Yeah. 397 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,421 Your girlfriend is very lucky. 398 00:14:57,422 --> 00:14:59,020 I... I don't really have a girlfriend, but... 399 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,020 Oh, well, you need to fix that. 400 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:00,860 Oh, well, you need to fix that. 401 00:15:00,861 --> 00:15:02,501 Yeah, I mean, I'll... I'll try. 402 00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:04,381 - Listen to me. - Yep. 403 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,661 Fix it. 404 00:15:05,662 --> 00:15:06,660 Uh, I will try. 405 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:09,541 Shh! You deserve to be happy. 406 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:10,671 Okay. 407 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,941 Okay. 408 00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:13,060 Where is the bathroom? 409 00:15:13,061 --> 00:15:14,391 - I need to freshen up. - Yep. 410 00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,581 Just through there, mahal. 411 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,941 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! She's the one. 412 00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,941 - She's amazing! - I know, right? 413 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,221 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 414 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,991 - I hate to kiss and tell. - No, go on. 415 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,740 But what we just did in the car park... 416 00:15:26,741 --> 00:15:27,740 - What? - Just then. 417 00:15:27,741 --> 00:15:28,941 - Really? - Ooh! 418 00:15:29,021 --> 00:15:31,661 - Yeah? 419 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,581 - Hand job? - Both hands. 420 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:39,661 With those hands that were just on my... 421 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:41,711 Oh. 422 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,941 Sorry, bro. 423 00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:44,141 It's all right. I... 424 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,620 - No, we didn't do anything. - No, we... 425 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,661 No, we didn't do anything, but... 426 00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:48,791 Oh, we kind of... 427 00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,380 - We haven't done anything. - This is th... 428 00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:51,431 - It's a fuckin'... 429 00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:53,141 - Oh! - And that's what happens. 430 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:54,301 - Sorry, bro. 431 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,020 - And now Colin's scared. - Sorry, Colin. 432 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,220 - Clean that up. - Oh, yeah. 433 00:15:57,221 --> 00:15:59,331 I'm happy... I'm happy for you. She's amazing. 434 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,020 - Yeah. - I just... 435 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:00,660 - Yeah. - I just... 436 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,061 Sor... Sorry. 437 00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:05,301 It wasn't my intention at the time. 438 00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:07,941 - Oh, my God. 439 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:11,261 - Meggles, are you okay? 440 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:12,661 I locked myself out. 441 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:14,821 Babe, no! 442 00:16:14,901 --> 00:16:16,501 Yeah. Everything's inside. 443 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:20,101 - Mummy! - We've been out here for hours. 444 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,941 - Come on. - Actually, Ash. 445 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,540 Could you just, like, get your phone 446 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:27,581 and then just film coming around the corner, find us 447 00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:30,941 and it'll just be like a "Oh, we have bad days too" kinda thing? 448 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,021 - Just for TikTok. - No, mate. 449 00:16:33,022 --> 00:16:35,020 Give me this last one and then I'm done. I promise. 450 00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,581 No. 451 00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:38,700 Yep. 452 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,501 - Come inside. - You're right. 453 00:16:42,981 --> 00:16:46,381 I love him, but I don't... 454 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,260 I don't really know what everyone is talking about 455 00:16:49,261 --> 00:16:51,100 because I know you're not supposed to say this 456 00:16:51,101 --> 00:16:52,941 but he's... he's not everything to me. 457 00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:54,781 All these mums I see online, 458 00:16:54,861 --> 00:16:58,021 they talk about this, like, magical connection. 459 00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,020 It's like soulmates, like best friends, and I don't... 460 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:02,420 It's like soulmates, like best friends, and I don't... 461 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,821 - I think that's bullshit. - Yeah. 462 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:07,461 Get off the 'Gram. Get off it. 463 00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:08,380 Mmm. 464 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:10,741 - It's making you crazy. - I know. 465 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,821 I think I want to finish med school. Like, I miss my brain. 466 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:15,951 Yes! 467 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:17,100 Oh, my God. 468 00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:20,141 It is a crime that I'm out there practicing medicine 469 00:17:20,221 --> 00:17:21,701 and you're making content. 470 00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:22,700 Exactly. 471 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,420 And lunchboxes in a rainbow formation. 472 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,620 Because I am way smarter than you. 473 00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:27,841 That's what I'm saying. 474 00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,900 Right? Like, next to me, you're kind of a dummy. 475 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:32,901 Okay, mate. Hmm! I'm still the fucking doctor. 476 00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:35,741 Yeah, you're a doctor, but, oh, my God, look at you. 477 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,901 You're always... You're so cute. 478 00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:41,501 Gordon came in today. Oh, my God! 479 00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:44,581 He was trying to apologize. I was filthy with him. 480 00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:46,581 - Oh, my God. - What? 481 00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,941 Holy shit. Stop! 482 00:17:49,021 --> 00:17:50,141 What's happening? 483 00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:55,621 This photo of you with Santa? 484 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,941 Yeah, see? They don't let kids sit on their lap anymore. 485 00:17:58,942 --> 00:18:00,020 Look at the boy elf! 486 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:00,980 Look at the boy elf! 487 00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:02,031 Why? 488 00:18:02,101 --> 00:18:03,581 Look at his face. 489 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:07,781 No. 490 00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:09,621 - Yes. - No! 491 00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:11,941 - It is. - Noooo! 492 00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,141 It is! Look at him! 493 00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,941 That's impossible. 494 00:18:15,021 --> 00:18:19,821 That is 100% Gordon Keith Crapp. 495 00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:24,021 It is him, isn't it? Oh, my God! 496 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:28,821 - Look. 497 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,741 Oh. 498 00:18:32,021 --> 00:18:33,941 I've kept all the receipts. 499 00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:36,861 Your name is in the clear. 500 00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:41,701 It's all just a... a bit of a... a storm in a teacup. 501 00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:43,821 - Is it? - Mm-mm. 502 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,820 It's just... 503 00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:48,661 It's so hard navigating the complexities 504 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,181 of the tax office. 505 00:18:51,021 --> 00:18:52,621 I mean, what's a deduction? 506 00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,661 What's a charity? Right? 507 00:18:55,741 --> 00:19:00,020 I mean, they... they make it confusing on purpose. 508 00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,060 I mean, they... they make it confusing on purpose. 509 00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,701 - Do they? - Mm-hm. 510 00:19:02,781 --> 00:19:07,021 So, don't worry, darling. It'll all be fine. 511 00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:10,381 Pinkie swear? 512 00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:14,221 Oh, Lee. 513 00:19:17,061 --> 00:19:19,741 I turned a blind eye to the Korean student. 514 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:25,221 And I turned a blind eye to the nude photography, to so much. 515 00:19:25,301 --> 00:19:27,941 But I am not blind, Lee. 516 00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:30,541 I see what you are. 517 00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:32,861 You're dirt. 518 00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:34,860 Uh... 519 00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:36,141 And I'm a diamond. 520 00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:42,421 Goodbye, Lee. 521 00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:45,101 Don't drop the soap. 522 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,071 Lyn... 523 00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:54,991 Lynelle! 524 00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:09,941 Chiara... 525 00:20:10,021 --> 00:20:11,181 Don't get up. 526 00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:14,101 - Alyssa? - Um, yes? 527 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:16,471 I'm gonna need you to spend a little more time 528 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:18,460 sending me my patient list for the day 529 00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:21,351 and a little less time on the Christmas fucking froufrou. 530 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,541 Um, obviously I didn't realize 531 00:20:28,621 --> 00:20:33,781 that that was filled with baubles, so... sorry. 532 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:35,941 Sorry. Sorry. 533 00:20:36,021 --> 00:20:37,141 Let's go. 534 00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:40,581 ? Instrumental version of "Jingle Bells" ? 535 00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:41,780 Okay, what do you want? 536 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:42,740 Well, not a flu shot. 537 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,580 I'm still on the fence about autism and shit. 538 00:20:44,581 --> 00:20:46,501 It's been disproven so many times. 539 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,261 Okay, Ash. 540 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:54,181 It... it was my fault. I kissed him. 541 00:20:54,182 --> 00:20:56,460 I mean, we were both shit-faced, but I let it. 542 00:20:56,461 --> 00:20:58,981 And I don't know why I did it. I just felt like it. 543 00:20:58,982 --> 00:21:00,020 I mean, since Andre and I have been open, 544 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:01,020 I mean, since Andre and I have been open, 545 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,980 my impulse control has been in the shitter. 546 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:04,701 What I'm trying to say is that I... 547 00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:08,341 ..I'm the fuck-up and I need to quit the fucking bar 548 00:21:08,342 --> 00:21:10,460 and I need to do something else with my life. 549 00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:12,421 I'm clearly having a midlife crisis. 550 00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:15,340 I mean, maybe I should just Eat Pray Love it 551 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,581 and fuck an Indian guy. 552 00:21:16,661 --> 00:21:18,701 I don't think she fucks an Indian guy. 553 00:21:18,702 --> 00:21:21,140 I didn't finish the book, but she got to the ashram. 554 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:23,540 That's where I got to and I assumed that that's... No? 555 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,340 Maybe you should finish a book sometime. 556 00:21:25,341 --> 00:21:27,581 That's good advice. Yep, that would be... 557 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,711 Do you love him? 558 00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:31,581 No, Ash. 559 00:21:32,381 --> 00:21:35,381 He's Gordon. He's so annoying. 560 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,861 Right. 561 00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:38,541 But I think he loves you. 562 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:41,860 I mean, you should have seen him three years ago. 563 00:21:41,861 --> 00:21:43,381 He was properly broken. 564 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,061 And maybe he's self-sabotaging because of that. 565 00:21:48,021 --> 00:21:49,161 But please don't let me 566 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:51,501 or this fucking stupid thing get in the way. 567 00:21:53,661 --> 00:21:55,061 I'm an idiot. 568 00:21:56,421 --> 00:21:57,941 I appreciate you saying that. 569 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,780 - You're welcome. - I didn't say thank you. 570 00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:00,020 Appreciate/thank you. It's just the same thing. 571 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:01,780 Appreciate/thank you. It's just the same thing. 572 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:05,421 - No, it isn't. - Not in this case. Nah. 573 00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:08,941 - Hey... - Hmm? 574 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:16,501 Do you think that that's Gordon? 575 00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,221 Definitely. 576 00:22:22,701 --> 00:22:23,861 Do you believe in fate? 577 00:22:23,941 --> 00:22:26,421 Fuck, no. I'm just too controlling. 578 00:22:26,422 --> 00:22:28,860 Also I think fate's what people believe in 579 00:22:28,861 --> 00:22:31,631 when they don't want to make decisions for themselves. 580 00:22:32,261 --> 00:22:33,341 Hmm. 581 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,900 I'm just gonna... 582 00:22:36,901 --> 00:22:37,981 Whoa! Okay. 583 00:22:38,061 --> 00:22:39,621 - They're for kids. - Yep. 584 00:22:39,702 --> 00:22:42,260 The hit was a bit much. Sorry. 585 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,101 No. It's... Now we're even. 586 00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:45,301 No, we're not. 587 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,221 Have a green one. 588 00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:52,301 So, what do you think, Gene? 589 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,061 You know I'd do anything for you. 590 00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,740 - Yeah. - You do know that, don't you? 591 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:56,941 I do. Of course. 592 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,300 I just don't know if the others 593 00:22:58,301 --> 00:22:59,540 are going to be available. 594 00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:00,020 Right. Do we need everybody to do that song? 595 00:23:00,021 --> 00:23:01,900 Right. Do we need everybody to do that song? 596 00:23:01,901 --> 00:23:03,941 Oh... is Jared free? 597 00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:05,301 You talk about Jared a lot. 598 00:23:05,381 --> 00:23:06,941 - Gordon! - What? 599 00:23:06,942 --> 00:23:08,540 It's Colin. He got into the raisins. 600 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:09,980 - What? - He doesn't look good, bro. 601 00:23:09,981 --> 00:23:11,031 - What? - Come on. 602 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,101 I don't know how many he's eaten but he doesn't look great. 603 00:23:15,181 --> 00:23:16,461 Well, has he thrown up? 604 00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,941 No, I tried to make him vomit. 605 00:23:17,942 --> 00:23:19,060 That was fucking horrible. 606 00:23:19,061 --> 00:23:20,871 Anyway, I'm rushing him to a vet now. 607 00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:22,401 Which vet? I'll meet you there. 608 00:23:24,412 --> 00:23:26,420 Okay. 609 00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:28,221 So I've administered apomorphine 610 00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:29,941 to induce vomiting, but nothing. 611 00:23:30,021 --> 00:23:32,941 So I would say the raisins are in his system. 612 00:23:33,021 --> 00:23:34,941 Nine times out of ten, it's fine, 613 00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:38,381 but we need to monitor his vitals and his kidney function. 614 00:23:38,461 --> 00:23:40,991 I'm going to need to have him for at least 24 hours, 615 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:42,661 and if anything gets any worse, 616 00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:44,980 we're going to have to have another conversation. 617 00:23:44,981 --> 00:23:46,031 Jesus. 618 00:23:47,021 --> 00:23:49,341 Is... is there a way you can, like, 619 00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:51,901 cut the raisins straight out of his tummy? 620 00:23:51,981 --> 00:23:53,941 - Oh, like a C-section? - Yeah. 621 00:23:54,021 --> 00:23:56,021 Ah! Are you a vet now, Gordon? 622 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,661 - No. 623 00:23:57,662 --> 00:24:00,020 I'm a doctor, though, and I knew that you can't do that. 624 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,740 I'm a doctor, though, and I knew that you can't do that. 625 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,941 And I realize now saying it out loud, it was silly. I'm sorry. 626 00:24:05,021 --> 00:24:06,941 - I'm just thinking about... - Anyway... 627 00:24:06,942 --> 00:24:08,060 - Hm. - Yeah. 628 00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:09,860 I was very surprised to see you here. 629 00:24:09,861 --> 00:24:11,021 Well, yeah, there were... 630 00:24:11,022 --> 00:24:12,700 I've tried three other places in the area, 631 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,380 but this is the only one with Christmas hours. 632 00:24:14,381 --> 00:24:17,181 No, I meant together. I heard that you broke up. 633 00:24:17,261 --> 00:24:18,981 Oh, no, we did, but, hm, yeah. 634 00:24:18,982 --> 00:24:20,100 What happened to the redhead? 635 00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,541 - It's complicated. - Yep. 636 00:24:23,221 --> 00:24:26,701 Oh, it's so funny. It's like nothing's changed in four years. 637 00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:28,941 - Hmm. - Still "Will they? Won't they?" 638 00:24:29,021 --> 00:24:32,501 Who cares? Still endangering your dog's life. 639 00:24:32,502 --> 00:24:33,260 No. 640 00:24:33,261 --> 00:24:34,260 It's actually quite funny to me. 641 00:24:34,261 --> 00:24:35,341 - Is it? - Yes! 642 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:36,860 Because I'm totally different. 643 00:24:36,861 --> 00:24:39,941 I've got two kids now, a boy and a girl, James and Jamie. 644 00:24:39,942 --> 00:24:42,020 And Micah and I are really good together. 645 00:24:42,021 --> 00:24:43,071 Like, really good. 646 00:24:43,141 --> 00:24:44,621 - We're really good! - Oh. 647 00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:47,661 So strong. You know, really in sync. 648 00:24:47,741 --> 00:24:50,341 I mean, he's the man that I've always wanted. 649 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:52,261 He's the man that I deserve. 650 00:24:52,341 --> 00:24:54,341 He is man enough to take all of me. 651 00:24:54,421 --> 00:24:57,061 And, I mean, all of me, Gordon. 652 00:24:57,141 --> 00:24:59,221 Why are you telling me this? 653 00:24:59,222 --> 00:25:00,020 Because I've always wanted to, 654 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:00,660 Because I've always wanted to, 655 00:25:00,661 --> 00:25:03,461 you stupid, shit-faced, big-dick loser! 656 00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:06,020 This is actually really satisfying for me 657 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,020 because I've practiced this conversation 658 00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:08,621 so many times in the shower. 659 00:25:09,461 --> 00:25:10,941 That's why it's so eloquent. 660 00:25:11,021 --> 00:25:12,981 - It really is. - Yep. 661 00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:14,141 Good job, girl. 662 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,781 Do you feel better? 663 00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:17,381 No, I don't. 664 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:21,991 Are you okay? 665 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:26,381 Ohh, not really, Gordon. 666 00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:31,101 I mean, I'm still mad about the Chiara thing. 667 00:25:31,102 --> 00:25:33,020 I'm worried that our dog's gonna die 668 00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:36,021 and I don't even know if he's our dog or just your dog. 669 00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,781 And I hate that. 670 00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:40,221 And I'm confused because 671 00:25:40,301 --> 00:25:43,181 I don't believe in fate and all that shit. 672 00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:46,941 But yesterday, I found a photo 673 00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:51,181 that, like, made me feel like we're supposed to be together. 674 00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:53,381 But are we? I mean... 675 00:25:53,382 --> 00:25:56,060 I'm a doctor. I don't believe in magic. 676 00:25:56,061 --> 00:25:59,781 So what the fuck am I supposed to do... 677 00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:02,101 ..with this? 678 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,261 Is this you? 679 00:26:04,341 --> 00:26:05,391 Yeah. 680 00:26:05,421 --> 00:26:06,581 And you. 681 00:26:09,021 --> 00:26:11,101 - Oh, my God. - What are the odds of that? 682 00:26:11,181 --> 00:26:13,461 - I mean, that's... - Oh, shit. 683 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:17,421 Yeah. It's gotta be, like, a sign. Right? 684 00:26:18,461 --> 00:26:20,941 - Uh... - We probably talked that day. 685 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:23,021 - So... - This... this isn't me. 686 00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:25,101 Yes, it is. 687 00:26:25,181 --> 00:26:28,101 No, it's not. I... I understand now. 688 00:26:28,102 --> 00:26:32,020 It would be incredible if it were me, but it's not me. 689 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:33,941 - It is, isn't it? - No. 690 00:26:34,021 --> 00:26:36,021 I never worked as an elf. 691 00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:40,901 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 692 00:26:40,981 --> 00:26:43,901 I don't remember everything that... I did. 693 00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:45,421 I never did... did this. 694 00:26:45,501 --> 00:26:46,941 I'm sorry, Ash. 695 00:26:47,021 --> 00:26:48,071 Are you? 696 00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:50,501 Yeah. 697 00:26:50,581 --> 00:26:51,941 Sorry to keep you waiting. 698 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,261 Did... did you want to pay? 699 00:26:54,501 --> 00:26:55,551 Yeah. 700 00:26:56,772 --> 00:27:00,020 And what card would you like to use? 701 00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:00,500 And what card would you like to use? 702 00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:02,741 Um, I think I still have the card on file. 703 00:27:02,742 --> 00:27:03,660 And you are...? 704 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:05,781 Gordon Crapp. Don't you remember? 705 00:27:05,861 --> 00:27:07,381 Please calm down. 706 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:10,101 I see a lot of highly emotional pet owners every day 707 00:27:10,181 --> 00:27:11,621 and I can't remember them all. 708 00:27:11,622 --> 00:27:12,820 I'm not highly emotional. 709 00:27:12,821 --> 00:27:14,140 Well, now you've interrupted me! 710 00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:15,301 And... Ow! 711 00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:17,621 And abusive behavior will not be tolerated. 712 00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:20,781 Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay. There's no problem. 713 00:27:20,782 --> 00:27:23,020 Someone ran up the back of my Camry this morning 714 00:27:23,021 --> 00:27:25,941 and the last thing I need is to be verbally assaulted... 715 00:27:25,942 --> 00:27:27,460 - Sorry about your car. - ..by you. 716 00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:29,981 Just the card on file. Gordon Crapp. Let's go. 717 00:27:30,061 --> 00:27:31,661 Yeah, okay, I'll look for it. 718 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:36,021 Every time with you. Every time. 719 00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:43,221 What are you doing now? 720 00:27:43,301 --> 00:27:44,941 Uh... I don't know. 721 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,821 Might put on some heavy boots. Go for a swim. 722 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,181 Sounds dangerous. 723 00:27:49,261 --> 00:27:50,821 Yeah, I hope so. 724 00:27:50,901 --> 00:27:51,951 Oh, okay. 725 00:27:52,021 --> 00:27:53,281 Well, before you do that, 726 00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:55,591 um, do you want to come with me to the brewery? 727 00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:58,151 There's something I want to show you that's there. 728 00:27:58,152 --> 00:28:00,020 Did you poison our dog to get me in your car? 729 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,860 Did you poison our dog to get me in your car? 730 00:28:01,861 --> 00:28:04,700 I actually kissed Chiara to set in motion a chain of events 731 00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:06,300 to ultimately get you in my car, yeah. 732 00:28:06,301 --> 00:28:10,541 - Too soon. 733 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,341 Wow. This is cute. 734 00:28:18,421 --> 00:28:20,501 - No, there's more than this. - It's a lot. 735 00:28:21,421 --> 00:28:24,581 Wow! You really love Christmas. 736 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,941 Yeah. It's so weird that you don't. 737 00:28:26,942 --> 00:28:28,220 - Christmas hurt me. - Okay. 738 00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:30,211 All right. Stand here. Here, give me this. 739 00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:33,101 There you go. Okay, go here. Stand there. 740 00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:34,821 - Why? - Because... 741 00:28:34,901 --> 00:28:36,621 - You ready? - For what? 742 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:39,180 What is... 743 00:28:39,181 --> 00:28:41,141 - Okay. - Oh, God. 744 00:28:44,581 --> 00:28:45,631 Why? 745 00:28:45,701 --> 00:28:47,501 Because you're so grinchy. 746 00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:51,901 And, honestly, I just wanted to look at you 747 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,671 with snow falling all around you. 748 00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:56,701 - Ash... - Don't propose again. 749 00:28:56,781 --> 00:28:58,181 No, I'm not. Shut up. Sorry. 750 00:28:58,261 --> 00:29:00,021 - Okay. - Relax. 751 00:29:01,181 --> 00:29:02,861 I don't believe in fate either. 752 00:29:02,862 --> 00:29:05,300 But when you showed me that photo... 753 00:29:05,301 --> 00:29:07,100 - You said it wasn't you. - No, it's not me. 754 00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:08,780 Don't interrupt. I'm doing a speech. 755 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:09,941 Sorry. Yeah. 756 00:29:10,021 --> 00:29:15,021 When you showed me that photo, you... you wanted it to be me. 757 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,821 And I wanted it to be me. 758 00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:20,941 Because it's so comforting to think 759 00:29:21,021 --> 00:29:22,541 that the universe has a plan. 760 00:29:24,021 --> 00:29:25,221 But it doesn't. 761 00:29:26,341 --> 00:29:27,581 It doesn't, does it? 762 00:29:27,661 --> 00:29:28,821 Nah. 763 00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:33,021 We don't need an excuse to be together. 764 00:29:34,221 --> 00:29:35,661 I choose you. 765 00:29:35,662 --> 00:29:38,380 And I chose you three years ago. 766 00:29:38,381 --> 00:29:41,301 And I somehow let that all get away from me. 767 00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:44,421 And I'm... I'm not gonna do that again. 768 00:29:46,781 --> 00:29:49,141 Would you like to step about the town with me... 769 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:51,941 ..again, but properly this time? 770 00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:55,821 I'd love to. 771 00:29:55,901 --> 00:29:56,951 Me too. 772 00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:58,541 Great. Kiss now? 773 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:00,020 - I'd bloody love that. - Mm-hm. 774 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:01,260 - I'd bloody love that. - Mm-hm. 775 00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:02,861 - What was that? 776 00:30:03,861 --> 00:30:05,661 - I tried holding it back. - Gene? 777 00:30:05,741 --> 00:30:07,941 - Hello, Ashley. - What...? 778 00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:09,500 So you still wanna go through with this? 779 00:30:09,501 --> 00:30:11,020 Yeah, fuck, we might as well now. 780 00:30:11,021 --> 00:30:13,781 - Come on, boys. - Oh! 781 00:30:13,861 --> 00:30:15,501 Ta-da! It's the Man Choir. 782 00:30:15,502 --> 00:30:17,020 Is that why you were texting so much in the car? 783 00:30:17,021 --> 00:30:18,020 Yes, I'm sorry about that. 784 00:30:18,021 --> 00:30:19,540 Please don't do a Christmas carol. 785 00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:22,020 No, it's not. It's specifically for you. Stand over there. 786 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,260 Stop telling me where to stand. 787 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:24,531 - Just stand there. - Okay. 788 00:30:25,661 --> 00:30:27,621 - Oh. 789 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,501 One, two, three, and... 790 00:30:29,581 --> 00:30:32,941 ? Ba-da-da, ba-da-da ? 791 00:30:33,021 --> 00:30:34,941 ? Ba-da-da ? 792 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:37,021 ? Ba-da-da-da-da, ba-ba-ba ? 793 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:39,941 ? Ba-da-da, ba-da-da ? 794 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:41,941 ? Ba-da-da ? 795 00:30:42,021 --> 00:30:44,101 ? Ba-da-da-da-da, ba-ba-ba ? 796 00:30:44,181 --> 00:30:47,661 ? Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya ? 797 00:30:47,741 --> 00:30:51,381 ? I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line ? 798 00:30:51,461 --> 00:30:54,821 ? Yeah, ya have a lot of fun, don't ya? ? 799 00:30:54,901 --> 00:30:58,021 ? Living with you is a ball of a time ? 800 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,020 ? Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down ? 801 00:31:00,021 --> 00:31:01,980 ? Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down ? 802 00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:05,621 ? Your bottom lip's near dragging on the ground ? 803 00:31:05,701 --> 00:31:08,781 ? That's when I gotta play the clown for you ? 804 00:31:08,861 --> 00:31:12,781 ? Black humor made you kick your blues ? 805 00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:15,541 ? Howdy, angel, oooh ? 806 00:31:16,581 --> 00:31:18,421 ? Where did you hide your wings? ? 807 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,981 - ? Ba-ba-ba-ba... ? 808 00:31:21,061 --> 00:31:24,541 ? Her love shines over my horizon ? 809 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,181 ? She's a slice of heaven... ? 810 00:31:26,182 --> 00:31:27,580 - Hello, Mr. Crapp? - Shh, shh, shh. 811 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,620 Dr. Yvette has asked if you can come back in here 812 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,500 as soon as you can. 813 00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:33,061 - Is he okay? - How soon can you be here? 814 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,061 Yep, we can be there in five minutes. 815 00:31:36,421 --> 00:31:37,541 Oh, no. 816 00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:42,580 Hey. 817 00:31:42,581 --> 00:31:44,221 - Is he okay? 818 00:31:44,301 --> 00:31:46,021 I'm so sorry about this. 819 00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:47,501 Oh, no. 820 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:48,981 Oh, fuckin' hell. 821 00:31:49,061 --> 00:31:50,941 Oh, Colly. 822 00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:52,301 Is... 823 00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,461 Can we see him? 824 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:56,741 Of course. 825 00:31:56,821 --> 00:32:00,020 Lisa? They'd like to see him. 826 00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,401 Lisa? They'd like to see him. 827 00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:05,461 Colly! 828 00:32:05,541 --> 00:32:07,061 He's okay! 829 00:32:07,062 --> 00:32:08,140 He's okay? 830 00:32:08,141 --> 00:32:09,781 Yes, he's fine. 831 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,661 Sorry, was that not clear? 832 00:32:11,741 --> 00:32:13,141 Not at all. 833 00:32:13,221 --> 00:32:15,941 Lisa, you told them he was okay? 834 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,181 Mm-hm. Yeah, I told him. Yeah. 835 00:32:18,261 --> 00:32:20,581 Okay, well, his kidney function is normal 836 00:32:20,582 --> 00:32:22,620 and I could have monitored him overnight, 837 00:32:22,621 --> 00:32:24,660 but it's Christmas and I've got two kids now. 838 00:32:24,661 --> 00:32:25,660 Did I mention that? 839 00:32:25,661 --> 00:32:28,011 Why did you say sorry just then when we came in? 840 00:32:28,021 --> 00:32:29,421 - Did I say that? - Yes. 841 00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:32,261 Oh. Sorry. Oh! I did it again. 842 00:32:32,262 --> 00:32:34,540 No, no, I just meant for rushing you to come back 843 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,300 because we're closing early for Christmas. 844 00:32:36,301 --> 00:32:37,981 The kids love Christmas. 845 00:32:38,061 --> 00:32:40,101 And I've got two of them, so... eeh! 846 00:32:40,181 --> 00:32:41,861 - Okay. - Okay. 847 00:32:41,941 --> 00:32:43,941 - Do you want to take him home? - Yeah. 848 00:32:44,021 --> 00:32:46,061 - Anyway, merry Christmas. - Okay. 849 00:32:46,141 --> 00:32:48,301 - How would you like to pay? - Card on file. 850 00:32:48,381 --> 00:32:50,221 - He's okay. - He is. 851 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,741 - He's okay, Gordy. - Yes. 852 00:32:51,821 --> 00:32:53,661 - Oh, my God. - Ohh. 853 00:32:53,741 --> 00:32:55,821 You gave us a fright. 854 00:32:55,901 --> 00:32:57,061 Oh, my God. 855 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:03,621 ? Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' "Into My Arms" ? 856 00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:28,181 ? I don't believe in ? 857 00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,701 ? An interventionist God ? 858 00:33:36,461 --> 00:33:40,941 ? But I know, darling, that you do... ? 859 00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,941 Ooh! So sorry. Sorry. 860 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,141 You go. 861 00:33:44,221 --> 00:33:46,101 Yeah, good. Sorry. 862 00:33:47,101 --> 00:33:52,621 ? But if I did, I would kneel down and ask Him ? 863 00:33:57,301 --> 00:34:00,020 ? Not to intervene when it came to you ? 864 00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,061 ? Not to intervene when it came to you ? 865 00:34:04,901 --> 00:34:08,700 ? Well, not to touch a hair on your head ? 866 00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:10,700 ? Leave you as you are ? 867 00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:13,341 ? And if He felt He had to direct you ? 868 00:34:13,421 --> 00:34:17,180 ? Then direct you into my arms ? 869 00:34:19,261 --> 00:34:22,381 ? Into my arms ? 870 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,101 ? O Lord ? 871 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:27,541 ? Into my arms ? 872 00:34:27,621 --> 00:34:29,541 ? O Lord ? 873 00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:33,141 ? Into my arms ? 874 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,941 ? O Lord ? 875 00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:38,101 ? Into my arms... ? 876 00:34:41,261 --> 00:34:42,660 Come on, Colin. 877 00:34:42,741 --> 00:34:48,381 ? And I don't believe in the existence of angels ? 878 00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:55,021 ? But looking at you ? 879 00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:59,221 ? I wonder if that's true ? 880 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:08,661 ? But if I did, I would summon them together ? 881 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:18,901 ? And ask them to watch over you ? 882 00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:23,701 ? Well, to each burn a candle for you ? 883 00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:27,181 ? To make bright and clear your path ? 884 00:35:27,261 --> 00:35:28,941 ? And to walk like Christ ? 885 00:35:29,021 --> 00:35:30,261 ? In grace and love ? 886 00:35:30,341 --> 00:35:34,101 ? And guide you into my arms ? 887 00:35:35,981 --> 00:35:38,941 ? Into my arms ? 888 00:35:39,021 --> 00:35:40,781 ? O Lord ? 889 00:35:40,861 --> 00:35:43,941 ? Into my arms ? 890 00:35:44,021 --> 00:35:45,861 ? O Lord ? 891 00:35:45,941 --> 00:35:49,141 ? Into my arms ? 892 00:35:49,221 --> 00:35:50,981 ? O Lord ? 893 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:54,981 ? Into my arms ? 894 00:35:55,031 --> 00:35:59,581 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62625

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