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Thirsty? Jeez, bro, it's not a competition.

Yeah.

Hey, Freddie, can I shower first? I have to go meet Jenny in a bit.

Whatever.

Thanks.

No, thanks. I swear, Thai food is so much fun in the journey.

Nope, girl, I will prove it to you.

Um,

hey, so, I'll call you back.

Um, yeah, I'll see you tonight.

Okay, bye bye.

I know you're just in my room.

No, I... You know, it's fine if you were.

Well, it wasn't. It must have been your imagination.

You know, if we're gonna work together, we need to start getting along.

What's the... I'm leaving.

To where?

I don't know yet. I might stay in my car for a bit.

Well, that sucks because I was really excited to have a brother.

Step, brother.

What's the difference?

There's a huge difference.

Don't do that.

Sorry. I didn't mean to bother you.

Well, you are.

I just want to be friends. I don't understand why you're so angry.

Uh, typical female.

Always innocent.

What are you talking about, Freddie?

I know you must be upset.

You and your mom lived here alone for a while, and me and my dad came in. It

probably feels like an intrusion.

Cute. What is?

I feel like you wouldn't even talk to me if you weren't forced into this

situation. What are you talking about?

A girl like you wouldn't even notice if I got hit by a car.

In fact, you'd probably laugh.

What are you getting at?

Soon enough, there's going to be a long line of chads lying outside your door,

ready to get a taste.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I know your type.

That's gross.

Whatever you think about me is not true.

Right.

Well, you won't have to worry about me anyway.

I'm leaving.

If that's what you want.

I thought you were leaving.

Are you just going to ignore me?

I thought about it.

It just doesn't seem fair if I leave.

I'm obviously the first.

You know it's okay for us to both live together, right?

No.

What do you mean no?

I don't know how else to put this.

You're not wanted here.

Why are you being so mean?

I'm just trying to get ahead of the situation.

A situation?

Look, men and women can... Where do you get these ideas from?

From observation.

An observation?

Our parents just got married.

We've known each other...

Maybe exchange like four words since we met each other.

You don't know me, and I don't know you.

Okay, well, from the world then. All women act the same.

Do you hear yourself? You sound so sad and angry.

Typical.

I don't get it. You're a cute guy. Your mom is so nice.

How did you end up like this?

You don't have to be condescending. I know a guy like me has no chance with a

girl like you.

Says who?

We're just talking in circles.

I don't understand.

You look fine to me. Cute, even.

I don't like this game.

I'm not playing a game.

You're cruel.

I'm not being cruel.

For the past two days, all you've done is insult me.

I, uh... I'm sorry.

Look.

I don't know what you're going through, but it's not my fault.

I'm sorry.

I'll stay out of your way.

Don't worry about it.

Let me talk.

Okay.

I've been a real dick lately.

Looks like I have to cut that.

Why are you so nice to me?

I'm being normal.

Right? I mean, you didn't even call me out about yesterday.

You know, about the... Well, you know.

Just forget about it, okay?

And you could have told my mom.

I'm not who you think I am. I told you, I want a friend, a brother.

That's so funny.

You're so pretty when you say that.

It's like, you don't even realize how pretty.

I don't deserve it.

Well, first things first, if you want pretty girls to be nice to you, you need

to start by not insulting them.

Right. Listen, I'm just teasing you.

If you're really sorry, then I forgive you.

Wait, really?

Yes. Let's start over.

Hi, I'm Holly.

Friday. It's a pleasure to meet you.

So stupid.

Come on, play nice.

Okay, sorry.

Ask me a question.

Um, okay.

What's your favorite color?

Blue. What's your favorite color?

Green. Ooh, I like that.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Homer sounds good offended.

Yes.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

It's obvious, isn't it?

It's not. That's why I'm asking you.

Girls don't like guys like me.

You keep saying that. I'm just trying to understand why.

Because I'm a loser.

Genetically inferior. A freak.

You are?

I don't see that.

You don't.

I meant it when I said that you're cute.

I think you're cute too.

He needs to get all these ideas about girls out of your head.

I don't know how.

Just trust me.

Okay.

What are you doing up?

I want to, don't you?

I don't have a lot of experience.

That's okay.

You can do it.

Wait, you don't?

I don't like that many guys.

But you like me?

I'm trying to, but you make it really hard.

Yeah, I don't know what they're claiming.

Yeah. Um, can I pick it up too?

Then try.

Jaleca? Can you hold my soul? I think you're so hot.

You think so?

Yeah.

You've seen babes before, right?

Really?

You've never seen tits before?

Do you want to?

Uh, yeah.

I mean, are you sure, though?

Gladity?

What the fuck?

Get your hands on them. Touch them.

Aren't they soft?

Yeah.

So beautiful.

They are, right?

Look at how the fire is making them.

Come in.

Talk on that, but... Yeah?

I do not believe you're gonna be the experience.

No, you got it.

You are doing so good, baby.

Yeah, fuck me up.

Um, why can't you go?

You like that, right?

Yeah.

I can't wait.

I think that's your fuse, Simone.

He told you I think you're cute.

You're doing such a good job.

Have you ever seen Pesky before?

No. Do you want to?

Do you want to?

I'd love to.

Oh, God.

Take it off.

Do you like it? Yeah, it's beautiful.

You can touch it, honey. Don't be scared.

How do you feel right now, babe?

Really excited.

Right?

Yeah, baby girl.

Girl, you already got the heat of death.

You feel so good.

It's going to be so much fun. Yeah,

I'm

taking your virginity to me.

Yeah, spread it open.

Look at that.

Why don't you just want to stick your dick in there? Oh, my God. Well, I'll

teach you. I need you to stick your face in there first.

I do.

Yeah, I do.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you're going to be such a great girl here.

You know what I think?

I think she was such a good choice.

You have dirty skin.

It's just the worst.

It's a lot better than your penis.

Okay, I want you all to live.

This is a long sneak lap.

Is this your first time?

I can't believe you made me come.

She's just that sexy.

Come here. Come touch me.

She's such a good boy.

And you're the best sister ever.

You're so hard.

Look at you.

It's over here, baby.

You're such a big cop.

You like it?

I love it.

I was not expecting that.

Right?

What am I gonna say?

Do you help?

I'm lucky to have a brother with such a big cock.

I'm gonna use that whenever I'm alright.

Yeah,

like your sister and I is really such a dick.

So I know you're a virgin, and I know you never had a girl climb on top of you

and ride your dick before.

But don't worry, Bailey.

I'm going to take care of you today.

So, I think I have a swallow running around again.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Oh, that's a lot warmer than I thought.

I'm so old now.

I'm so

old now.

This is such a nice big cock.

The way that you are.

I did not expect it to be this big. Oh my

god. It feels so good.

You having fun?

I love it so much.

Yeah.

Yes.

Good boy.

Yes.

Give me your sister.

You're so hard.

You're like a hard cock.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You like it when you spit up a little bit?

Is that a good pace for you, baby?

So you can handle it? Don't come yet.

Hold it in.

Yes.

Yes,

your cock is perfect, my pussy.

It's perfect, brother.

If I go a little bit faster maybe, I'm going to come off the carpet.

Oh, Michelle.

Can I cut this off? Yeah, probably.

You ready?

Let me take off this shirt.

So just wash your dick, fuck me.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Keep going. Just like that.

Yes,

I love fucking my brother.

Yeah, I want you to come inside me.

Wanna come inside your sister's pussy?

Yeah? Yeah?

Uh-huh, come inside your sister's pussy.

Have you ever dreamed about running your sister over, fucking her doggies to

milk?

Yeah, fill me up with your coke.

Fuck,

it could be met over for you all the time.

Yes. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Do you like this position?

Oh, yeah.

I want to try all of the positions.

Yeah.

That's a promise, right?

Uh-huh, yeah. That's a promise.

Yeah. Everything up there. Fuck.

Yeah. Yes.

Uh-huh. Just like that.

Just like that.

You're doing such a good job stretching the elbow.

It's better than I ever imagined.

He's dead.

But I want him for you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you are so good at this.

I did not know that you were a virgin.

with you now, right?

Does your sister's gum teeth get off her mouth?

As you mean like, huh?

I want you to get here.

I want you to come.

I want you to call me.

I want you to bring some coffee today.

Please, please get it to me.

So what do you think?

Can we be friends?

Brother and sister