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I can't have movies without Snackies.

What am I gonna get?

What am I gonna get?

I love Snackies!

So many choices, so many choices.

I know I could have everything, I know I could grab everything I want,

but I got to watch my girlish figure.

And I just don't know what's the thing.

Chippies, peanut butter, a cereal.

Get down a whole bottle of hot sauce.

And a peanut butter?

Me.

No.

That's too strange.

Probably some popcorn.

Definitely definitely this popcorn.

This is good.

Maybe the peanut butter.

Maybe some olives.

Now I'll start with... I'll start with just the popcorn.

Just the popcorn for now.

And then something to drink.

Gotta go somewhere else for that though.

I got myself my popcorn.

I'm sorry, I think that maybe I want some sweet treats.

No, this would be good.

I gotta keep my figure in check.

So let's see, what are we gonna get going drink?

Just some plain old lechuga.

I know they call it actually, it's called aqua, but I like calling it lechuga.

My DVD and Blu-ray dojo.

My sanctuary.

So many movies everywhere.

But tonight, I think I'm just gonna watch TV.

I'm gonna channel surf and find.

I'm sure I'm gonna find the most perfect thing to watch.

Maybe a strange movie or a horror movie?

Anything.

It's gonna be mysterious for me tonight.

Sorry, DVDs and Blu-rays.

I'm not watching tonight.

I'm watching the TV, so I'm gonna find something.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Teratelli.

What was that?

A ghost in the air?

Perhaps a witchous spell.

Tonight I, your hideous host, Morris morbid, which to delight you with some

fantastic films you've never seen before to start our evening.

I will greet you with a beautiful tail.

Fiendish thieves, a tale of two bungling burgers who go into an old scientific

warehouse and find much more than they bargained for.

You're text, what are you called to death?

When we get to the top, we're in an instant.

We're gonna be treated, Rick.

A little ployer.

A nice couple of two up close.

Oh, nice.

Sting when they kiss you, I noticed.

Oh, good lord, man.

I've never clung ball.

I'm sorry.

I have to beat all our talk to them.

No, no, brother York, talk good.

What would you do in here?

It's called a burry.

The home point is we're breaking.

Still what we need to steal.

And then get out, man.

There's no actual book.

And there are even most moments.

Morris, any of that.

It's like those marks about them.

So, what is this?

So rough science, where else are we?

Oh, what is it that stops you stealing?

Do you know this into a burry?

Three times six when they break our breath.

Last.

We're ready to be stealing.

We're ready to pocket watch.

A kind of age with me, it's pocket block.

But pocket watch is like really small.

We'll leave the crew in the name.

So.

I already met the fun.

To win the pocket watch.

It's pretty early to build in with this.

So, you ain't got where they are.

We're scun.

Like here's a map.

I saw you said this place a bit of band that three years.

So, I was it then.

The big tall.

No, it was a steal.

And I always say that he's giving you a map to show you where it is.

And I always say that he knows where it is.

You know, coming to saw.

We're going to order oyster.

I'm going to drop the tape.

I'm going to do it.

No.

So.

So.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause.

..

and we are back.

Well, shaman is sorry.

I love fury.

That deadness took her lap.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

The second sentence.

A little pause... and we are back.

Come to think of it like this in gentleman.

This is the very film that made me hide, but it's more with scared of stag aces.

Ready everyone?

You ready?

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, you can do this.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, yes!

I gotta figure it out.

I gotta figure it out.

I have everything figured out here.

Come on, come on, can you do it again?

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Try again, try again.

Are you watching?

One, two, three, four.

Oh, well, you've been using a lot of toothpaste again, haven't you?

No?

Is she up?

No, because your squeeze in a middle is on it.

No.

Yeah, it was squeezed in a middle.

I always blow it up.

Just squeeze it from one end.

And this morning, when I went in that, it was squeezed in a middle.

So if you've been using my toothpaste, that way, what?

One, one, squee.

But if the mad was one squeeze, two, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze,

and you'd been using my toothpaste.

The only thing is what toothpaste.

It's why it's toothpaste.

If you're your own toothpaste, it's why it next to my toothpaste.

But it was on one skit.

The mad was on many squeezes.

Don't use it.

On one, squee.

You know something, these burglars are pretty darn stupid.

If I, I was a bungling burglar, I would bungle better.

And faster than these burglars.

Just look at them.

Aren't they?

It is grace, ladies and gentlemen.

Yes.

Bungle, you burglars.

Bungle.

Why don't you?

I can't believe these people have paid more than me.

It's in a grace.

I'm going to complain to my agent.

This is ridiculous.

I need.

..

Bungle Parsley, Bungle Parsley, Bungle Parsley, Bungle Parsley,

Bungle Parsley, Bungle Parsley.

Wait, what's this one, switch here at?

And it… was disgusting, I'd found it.

What?

Perth Steele and…?

We're

ok.

You can kind of freak that here.

I like cheeks, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

I like cheeks.

Pop, pop, pop, pop.

YEAH!

Yeah, I, I, and I and I.

And yes... why?

I said!

Okay?

ten!

10...

dead.

dead.

Did it!

Did it!

Did it!

Did it!

Did it!

Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

Come on, I don't go in there.

Yeah, you know that's the wrong.

Come on now.

Come on, this is just absurd.

Come on, you know, you know better than that.

Come on, you really doing that.

Wow, man.

Wow, man.

Oh, I threw some air coming.

Not a burp.

Not a burp.

Not a burp.

Oh, right one, right one.

Oh, I usually like my own brand.

Oh, right.

Oh, stinky.

Oh, that might have been wet.

Wait, why?

Why do I have been wet?

Why do I have been wet?

I think I was wet.

Oh, wow.

Get myself a little scared here.

Myself.

Get a little freaked out.

No.

Drip it.

Which way do we go never that?

Oh, right, map one.

Oh, that one.

Oh, come on, can we see this line?

You should read.

You should read.

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

I love you.

Oh, my, oh, yeah.

That's up.

That's up.

That's up.

That's up.

That's up.

That's up.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Here.

10.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't go in there.

Don't go in there.

Oh, no, come on, come on.

You don't want to go in there.

You know you don't.

Well, cool little map.

Watch this in here, somebody.

You're a terrible star.

It's a terrible.

There's a lot of sun there in it.

And I'll look, hopefully, maybe too scary.

What the hell?

Oh, not at the table.

Oh, body.

That's one of them there at the house, the tables.

You go and lift that cup over the beautiful

sort, and probably go some bag of thunder there.

Don't you think?

You'll lose.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Well, Paul, what is it?

Is it so, it's, it's blue.

Yeah, it's so serious.

That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

The movie and the sea creature.

Why then?

Oh, I, why did you know that?

Have a look at the reading.

I feel like this,,, but with that kind of

celebration, that means that it is like this.

It feels like you will be staying at a Orchestra!

I'm sorry.

You guys are very stupid.

You are a little bit more weird.

Shut up.

We need to get some lights on us.

You are a little weird with your stand room.

You are a little weird.

Yeah.

I am switching it on.

Why bring the lights?

Let me out of here with it.

So you just get into the door.

You're 10, like, fangirl something.

Hey, Steve.

Steve, this is not the time for this.

I'm watching this outstanding movie.

I don't have time for this.

What do you want?

No, you're not borrowing any of my movies.

Quick calling and asking about borrowing my DVDs in Blu-Rays.

I know I've got thousands and thousands of of them.

I'm a hoarder and I don't want you to take them.

You know what you do?

You grab the out of print once.

You grab the rare ones.

You always come in here looking for the rare things you can find.

Like, you can hook a manga and all that kind of stuff and try to get my rare movies.

You know what you do?

You never bring them back.

And you never bet you do with them?

I bet you're flipping them online.

I bet you're making big profits off my movies.

So no, you're not borrowing any of my movies.

So sorry, okay?

Leave me alone.

I'm watching TV.

I'm watching TV and I'm drawing some popcorn and some latuga.

So, leave me alone.

Go back.

This is my time.

My time to watch TV and show up.

You're totally pregnant.

You're totally pregnant.

That's much nicer than I do more than I do to be.

When I talk, I'll leave without any.

You know who?

Yeah, I know.

You're speechless, aren't you?

Isn't it scared of the darkest time in the prize?

Yeah, I know.

You never?

Where's that?

Right there?

No, no.

Got Maria in my room.

What do you mean?

What?

I'm not asking you to do this to me.

I'm not asking you to do this to me.

Why are you asking me to do this to you?

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

I'm not asking you to do this to me.

There's the fact such a great song in the prize money!

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that.

Damn, sir.

You're not a fool.

I didn't know.

I didn't know.

Thank you so much.

I see.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I'm doing it.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I know my way.

It is not my fault.

Please.

Please.

I know.

Please.

It is not my fault.

It's going to be all in the eye.

Please.

It is in the blind.

Shoot.

You have nothing.

We're ready?

We're not blinds you.

You're not going to be back.

We're going to be doing it.

It's a little hot.

And I'm going to play humanities.

But I'm going to give it to someone who will appreciate the world that I've done.

But the GDS, we need to die.

But you're done, I'll feed.

Let's stop, not for all voices coming up to you, Jesus.

But no!

We did it, Jesus, but many of them are just too strong, I don't want to eat.

Where's that tree?

I know they're going to get a bit of some water out.

Are you there?

Blood!

What we can do to the building is what we were supposed to do!

Oh, what are we doing?

What the hell is it?

What are we doing?

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm a little bit of a cat.

We're coming out.

We're coming out.

We're coming out.

We're going out.

Where is all the blood?

Then if you come out.

Thank you for tuning in tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

You know something.

It reminds me of a time when I was a star.

I would see the double features in the cinemas and I would be in both films.

For four and a half, sometimes hours, they would stare at eye, modest morbid.

I could see their faces contoured in hideous terror.

As they watched the beautiful macarve performance on their very screens.

I remember the crying, the tears of children, as their parents ran,

in terror out of the theatre.

But alas.

I have been replaced by these robes.

Gosh, darn, poses all of them.

Think they can act.

Anyway, one day ladies and gentlemen, I will be back.

Yes, I will be back.

But until then, you will catch me here every night from 9pm on terror.

I will be back.

Tonight, unlike our normal fair, we have a fantastic feature film for you.

I bet you've been looking forward to it.

Many have for decades.

This is one of Nikolay Bob Skowsky's most famous works.

I drink tea and watch you die slowly.

I will be back.

It is a film about the horrible caffeinated beverage addiction which

played the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland for decades.

Yes, yes, the film is so mesmerising me brilliant

that one can barely escape the hole it gets over you.

All right, one more piece.

Well, time to get out of here.

Back to the real world of life.

Five DVDs, five blue rays.

What to do now?

How much am I getting paid for this again?

Not very much.

Can you give me a figure?

20B.

Well, you know what?

This is about average for a drama degree student

in the United Kingdom so I guess I'll take it.