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(Transcrito por TurboScribe. Actualizar a Ilimitado para eliminar este mensaje.) Out on the road again.

We are on the road.

Robin Caruso with what we call Guy Quest.

We are on the quest.

We're on a quest with our new little

buddy, Jason.

What's up man?

Hey.

How you doing?

Good, what's up?

So, you told me your story and let's

share it with everyone.

Met this dude.

Met this dude at the bar.

He seemed really chill.

What kind of bar was it?

Just like a sports bar?

Sports bar, yeah.

Okay.

So, what happened?

You told him?

I told him what I did.

That I did porn.

Oh, you told him you did porn.

Yep.

Did you tell him you did gay porn

or just porn?

I told him that I do porn.

Okay.

Was he a gay guy or?

No, he was straight.

Oh, he was straight.

Straight.

So, you just left it at porn.

Yep, I said that I was a porn

model.

Porn model.

Yeah.

What was his reaction to that?

Shocked.

He really wanted to do it.

He was really excited.

Oh, he likes that shit.

Yeah, I meet a lot of guys that

are all excited.

Oh, really?

I'd love to do porn, man.

You know?

Was he asking, can I hold the camera?

Yeah.

Alright, so you told him that you could

get him on a shoot to do porn

today.

Yep.

Okay, but just quote unquote porn.

That's all he knows.

Yes, I told him.

I was like, you know, he was like,

I'm really interested in porn.

And he really wants to do it.

And he really wants to do it, yeah.

Did you ask him if he had a

big dick or you just kind of didn't

say nothing?

Didn't really, I was just excited.

Yeah, but you know what?

Most dudes, if they're going to say, yeah,

I want to do porn, they probably do

have a big dick, right?

Most, yeah.

Or they'd be afraid to get on camera.

Yeah.

But he's full on ready to do a

porn scene.

Hell yeah.

He just doesn't know what kind of porn

scene.

No.

Perfect.

We love that.

Yeah, that's perfect, man.

You did a good job.

So, are you like overly attracted to this

guy?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

But he's, what's so special about him?

Like, what do you find attractive about him?

Just, he's hot.

He's hot?

Yeah.

So, he's a hot, straight guy that wants

to do porn.

Yep.

But we want him to do gay porn.

We want him to do gay porn.

He has no idea.

Okay, that's, well, we like it when they

have no idea.

But he does have an idea that he's

going to do porn.

Yeah.

So, he's ready to get naked and fuck

some girl today.

Okay.

The only difference is you're going to be

the girl.

I'm the girl.

Of sorts, I guess.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Alright, well, we'll have to try to talk

him into that part.

But that's our specialty.

Yes, that's our goal.

You came to the right dudes.

Right, Caruso?

Absolutely.

So, we're going off to meet him now.

Where were we supposed to meet him again?

At a gas station?

Um, yeah.

I think he said something about a little

strip mall.

Strip mall.

Strip mall.

I hope this guy doesn't punk out.

Do you think he's going to actually?

I hope he doesn't.

I hope he doesn't.

You got his number, right?

Yeah.

He seems so excited about it.

Yeah, I know.

But a lot of times guys are really

excited, and then they get fucking scared at

the last minute.

So, I hope he doesn't pussy out.

Me neither.

Me neither.

I'm excited.

Alright.

So, just, uh.

We're on our way.

We've got to do a U-turn here.

I kind of made a wrong turn.

We get lost all the time, Jace.

Sorry about that.

Man, the roads are busy today.

It's beautiful out.

It is.

It's hot as fuck out, isn't it?

It's hot.

It's hot.

So, what's up?

I'm going to see what you got.

What you got?

You can take your seatbelt off.

You're living dangerous, right?

Yeah, take that seatbelt off.

Pull up your shirt.

Show some abs.

Let me see your cock.

I know it's soft pie right now.

But I want to see it soft.

You weren't expecting me to do this, huh?

No.

No.

I want to see if you're really excited

or not.

Are you nervous?

You're new to this, right?

Kind of.

Kind of.

Oh, so you're uncut, huh?

Yeah.

It's very soft right now.

It gets big when it's hard.

It gets big when it's hard?

Yeah.

Do you think it'll get big if we

get here, buddy?

Yeah.

Is he going to get you big?

Yeah.

Okay, well, we're going to see if we

can get that.

Let me see that a little bit.

We're going to see if we can't get

that hard for you, okay?

I know this guy can do it, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, we're going to go where supposedly he's

supposed to be hanging out and see if

he is for real or not.

Okay?

Yep.

Where is this guy supposed to be?

I don't know.

Why don't you get...

Do you have his number?

I'll give him his number.

It's supposed to be right here.

Why don't you give him a call?

I'll give him a call.

Because we're like driving around the park because

we're like lost.

Okay, I'm calling him.

He's supposed to be right where he...

This is where he...

The subscriber you are trying to reach is

located.

Oh, Jesus.

The subscriber we're trying to reach, we can't

locate.

It's got to be located.

Is he located?

Where is he located?

Oh, wait.

It's ringing.

Maybe there's a lot...

Hey, it's Jason.

Hey, what's going on?

Where are you guys at?

Where are you at?

We're trying to find you.

I'm over on the corner of 6th and

Oakley, I guess.

I mean, you're supposed to be here like

past 6 o'clock.

Yeah.

We're right here.

Wait.

This looks like the street here.

We're right here now.

Why don't we turn a corner?

I think we're right around the corner.

I think we're right.

I think we're right around the corner.

All right, so we're over in front of

the...

Is that you sitting on the steps?

Yeah.

Is that...

Oh, there he is.

There you are, dude.

What's up, man?

Nothing much.

It's gone.

What's up, man?

I'm Robbins.

Nice to meet you.

How's it going, man?

Fist pump, bro.

Come on in.

What's up, man?

What's up, man?

How are you?

Good.

What's happening?

How you doing, man?

Not much.

What's up with the camera?

What was your name again?

Chad.

Camera?

We're doing form today, man.

We're doing form.

Did he tell you?

When I realized that, I didn't think you

were starting this early.

No, we document everything when we're shooting.

Oh, okay.

So we're heading over to the studio right

now.

All right.

And...

So where's this Ashley chick?

Oh, she's doing paperwork and stuff.

Oh, okay.

She's waiting.

She's waiting.

She's excited, pumped.

Pumped up, man.

Are you pumped up?

Yeah, I'm ready.

So you've never done porn, huh?

No.

But you like it.

Oh, I watch it a lot.

I don't think I'd have a problem with

it.

Well, according to your buddy here, he said

you're pretty excited to do porn.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think it'll be cool.

Ready to fuck some pussy.

So what I was saying is...

Well, what we have to make sure is

not to put you on the spot or

anything.

But when guys say, yeah, I want to

do porn and stuff, usually they have...

They're pretty confident in themselves, their size of

their wiener.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You look like you got that look like

you're confident about it.

Most guys don't want to pull their pants

down if they got a little dick.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Well, I'm not...

Have you been told you could do porn?

Well, I haven't been told that, but I

think I could pull it off.

I don't think I'd have any problems.

You don't think you're going to have any

problems?

I've never had anyone complain.

What kind of...

Do you have a girlfriend or...

No.

No?

I'm starting to talk to this chick, but

I don't know.

We'll see what happens.

Okay.

That's good, then.

What kind of girls do you like?

Or what does girl you met?

Is she your type?

Uh, nah, she's...

She is, but she isn't.

I mean, I like the, I don't know,

C, maybe D cups.

She's more of like a B, kind of

flat chested.

Oh, you like the big old titties?

Yeah, I like the big ones.

Hi guys.

Play with nipples and fucking tease them all

day.

Oh, did he tell you about the girl

today?

No.

I don't know anything about her.

Oh, you know what?

You never met her either.

All I know is her name's Ashley.

Ashley, yeah.

She's got a big, thick ass.

You cool with that?

I'm down.

That's kind of the South Florida thing, right?

You're gonna like it.

You ever fucked a girl in the ass

before?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Okay, cool.

You like that?

Yeah, it was fucking hot.

Oh, good, because she likes to get fucked

in the ass.

Sweet.

A lot.

So as long as you're into fucking girls

in the ass, I think you're gonna be

just right.

Yeah, it works.

So you're packing, huh?

Uh, I'm doing all right.

I'm guessing.

You're doing all right.

You got that confident look.

Let me see your dick right now.

Why?

You gotta be confident.

Well, you gotta be confident, man.

I'm soft, man.

So what?

This is porn.

Or our attempt at porn.

We'll do the before and after photo.

Oh, joy.

I don't know, man.

I'm soft.

It's...

Move your arm.

Let me see it.

You're soft, but that thing grows pretty big,

huh?

It gets up there.

It gets up there.

It gets up there?

I think I'll be all right.

I can tell you're gonna be all right.

I just wanted to make sure you didn't

have, like, a little tiny wiener, because that

wouldn't work.

Yeah, no.

All right.

So you're good.

I promise it grows.

It does.

Okay.

We're gonna watch that thing grow, all right?

All right.

Like flowers.

Hell, yeah.

We'll water it for you.

All right.

Thanks.

All right.

So we'll be at the studio in a

minute.

All right.

And we'll go through everything there with you.

Okay.

I just wanted to make sure you were

pumped up and not afraid to pull out

your dick before we even get there.

You pumped up?

Yeah, I'm ready.

If you didn't pull out your dick, then

we would have dropped you off, because you

wouldn't...

Yeah.

Oh, thanks.

We've had that before, where we get a

guy and they won't even pull out their

dick before we get there.

It's like, hey, man, if you ain't gonna

pull out your dick now, you know what

I mean?

Sure.

Why waste our time?

You're not wasting our time, right?

You're ready to fuck.

Yeah, I'm ready to bang some pussy.

All right.

Good.

We'll be back at the studio in a

minute.

You keep that attitude going, buddy.

All right, man.

All right?

Come on in.

Oh, shit.

What's up?

What do you think?

You weren't kidding.

This is crazy.

Here's the microphone.

This is awesome.

Yeah.

Here's the microphone.

Say hi.

Hi.

That's so cool.

Hey.

All right, go ahead and have a seat,

man.

Both of you guys, yeah.

So, here you are.

Why you got your arms crossed, like you're

not happy about it?

No, I'm just chilling.

You're just chilling?

I haven't seen...

I was expecting other stuff to be going

on and girls everywhere.

It's all guys here.

It's all guys here so far, huh?

Yeah.

Well, you know, you're expecting, like, to walk

into a...

This is not what you expected.

Yeah, it's not at all.

You're expecting to walk in and a bunch

of naked girls running around and going crazy

and...

Well, yeah, you picture, like, the Playboy house.

It's a little different, huh?

Yeah.

It's all right.

Well, first thing we do, typically, when we

make a horn is to make sure, like

I did in the car, you know, when

I was telling you, show me your dick,

and you weren't afraid to do that, which

is good.

We need to get you naked first of

all, and then you guys need to show

me that you can get...

Both get a heart on, because you're going

to be double teaming today, so I need

to see that both of you guys can

get a heart.

If someone's not hard, it really doesn't matter.

Oh, I mean, do you have porn or...?

Yeah, yeah, I got porn playing right over

on the TV.

Oh, okay.

All right.

And I got...

You got a remote for that?

Where's the remote?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah, you got the remote.

Just put on whatever scene you want and

just feel comfortable, because I'm not really going

to film all this.

Okay.

I'll keep the camera running.

I'll check for lighting and stuff, but just

go ahead and take off your clothes.

Like, take all your clothes off, because we

start the scene off with you guys naked

and hard and ready to go.

All right.

All right.

Sound good?

Yeah.

Man, you guys just don't look happy.

You're supposed to be excited.

You're about to fuck.

Okay, now you look happy.

Yeah, good.

You'll be all right.

Oh, can you guys turn around for me

real quick, too?

Yeah.

Just want to make sure you don't get

any marks on you or anything.

You look good.

Not even a tattoo.

All right, you guys can sit down.

And get comfortable, basically.

Use the remote if you want.

Do you need lube or anything?

Yeah, that might help me out a little

bit.

We got some right over there.

That's good shit.

I never really used this.

Well, you never really used lube or that

kind?

I don't really ever use lube.

Why not?

It kind of wets itself.

Okay.

Well, do whatever you want to make yourself

comfortable.

I just want you guys to get hard

-ons, okay?

Yeah, that's fine.

All right.

Well, I'm going to run around the room

a little bit and just make sure all

the lighting is cool.

And just ignore me and just focus on

the porn.

Cool?

All right.

Cool.

I told you it wouldn't be a problem.

No, I said we'd water it and it

would grow, but we don't even need any

water.

We just need a little porn.

See, it's kind of another test of mine,

actually.

I have to make sure you can actually

get hard with a camera right in your

face.

You're on it, bro.

You're on your game.

Come on.

Whack off, dude.

Get that fucker going.

You're the porn star here.

Jeez.

That's pressure, man.

Actually, you're pretty much a porn star already.

Look at you.

Working it over there.

Sure am.

You're just a horny little fucker, huh?

Always.

That's good.

Fucking banging bitches, man.

Yeah.

You fuck a lot of girls or what?

Yeah, I'm pretty active.

Yeah.

I guess they're happy, huh?

I wasn't expecting all that.

I told you it wouldn't be a problem.

How big's your dick?

I don't know.

It's like eight, eight and a half.

Do we have a tape measure here?

We do.

I should get one, huh?

Yeah, grab a tape measure.

You never actually measured it, huh?

No, I haven't.

Maybe we'll measure it for you.

I'll leave one by that.

Yeah, it works.

Keep jacking off, man.

Get that fucker big.

Can you, like, slide down a little bit?

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

Just a little uncomfortable.

It's all right.

You got a tape measure?

All you gotta do is push it forward.

Those are so small.

Right about eight.

That's pretty good.

Eight inches.

Maybe that's somewhere out there.

Well, now you can tell people when they

ask.

I got an eight-inch dick.

Now you know.

Measured.

So I don't even have to ask if

you're horny, because I know you are.

I'm always horny.

You're always horny.

And it shows.

So when's that girl gonna be here?

Well, we just have to get you guys

both ready to go, and we'll get started.

Looks like you're growing, my friend.

Like, yeah.

Becoming happy?

Yep.

Good.

Yeah, you guys look good.

You look like you're ready to go.

Ready for some action, huh?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Okay, um...

Bring them on.

Bring them on?

Uh...

Let me just explain something to you.

Okay.

It's, um...

I kind of lied to you a little

bit.

About what?

About today.

What do you mean?

Well, no, we do want to shoot porn.

You want to shoot porn, right?

Yeah.

Okay, and we do want to pay you

for it, and you look great.

I just wanted to get you here and

get you hard, make sure you could actually

perform.

Okay.

But I don't have a girl today.

What do you mean you don't have a

girl?

I don't have a girl.

Dude, you told me you had Ashley.

Well, no, I told him to tell you

that, so don't get mad at him.

I wanted to see if I could get

you here, just get some guy here, because

I do have a scene that I can

shoot.

It's for this company, but it involves...

What about the money and everything?

Yeah, the money actually would...

Look, we got money, look.

Really?

We got money.

Okay.

The old Benjamins.

We got several of these.

And...

But the scene would require no girl, and

it would require you to interact with him

a little bit.

With who?

With him.

Yeah.

Hold up, I'm not gay.

No, I know you're not gay, dude, but

that's...

The content that we're shooting involves two guys

today, not a girl.

Sometimes we do shoot with girls, but just

two guys today.

Have you ever fucked around with a dude

at all before?

No, I ain't into that shit.

You don't have to be into it, you

just have to act like you're into it.

Alright, listen, how about this?

The money we were gonna pay you, what

if we doubled it?

Two times the money.

It doesn't matter if you've never done it

before, it doesn't matter, you don't have to

be gay to do it.

It doesn't make you gay to do it.

It's just acting.

And I also didn't tell you, he's actually

bisexual, so...

I know he's cool with it, but...

You're cool with it?

I'm cool with it.

Did you know about this?

I had no idea.

He's lying, he knew.

It's me, don't get mad at him, it's

me.

I wanted him to find me somebody and...

I don't know if you need to think

about it.

Yeah, I'll give you double the money.

Listen, listen, here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna start off, how about if you...

I'll give you double the money, okay?

And you're probably...

You can watch the porn, you like the

porn, right?

Yeah.

Okay, so that...

You got hard in like two seconds.

So I know you can stay hard.

It's going soft now.

It's going soft now?

It's deflating?

Well, we can get it back up if

you're watching the porn.

And you think about double the money.

And we'll just ease into a little bit

of this, okay?

I'll tell you what, we'll try it.

We'll start off like...

Just lay back against the couch like you

were.

I don't even want an answer from you.

Can you scoot a little closer to you?

Yeah, that's fine.

Okay, now here's what I want to do.

It's like a test to see if you

can...

If you can handle it or not.

If it freaks you out too much.

He's gonna reach over and just jerk you

off a little bit.

Just watch the porn.

Don't look at him.

Watch the porn.

You know how it checks on the porn?

Yeah.

Can he reach over and just jerk you

off a little bit?

Pretend like the girl's doing it or something.

Feels good when someone jerks you off.

It don't matter.

Yeah.

That doesn't feel bad, right?

No, just...

Alright, just...

Just stick with it.

We'll make something out of this.

You're golden, bro.

You're down.

Why don't you reach over and just jerk

him off a little bit?

While he's doing that.

It'll look good.

Alright, that's pathetic, dude.

You gotta, like, grab it a little better

than that.

Yeah, that's a dick, man.

I know.

Well, you have one.

You do this to yourself.

It's just like doing it to yourself, kinda,

right?

There you go.

It's not so hard, right?

I mean, it is hard.

But it's not so hard, right?

Look, man, you can focus on the porn,

like I said.

And we'll just keep rolling with this.

Just think, we're gonna pay you double the

money to do what you're doing.

You gotta make that truck feel good.

It kinda feels good with him jerking you

off, right?

Yeah.

A handjob's a handjob, right?

True.

You know what else I say?

A handjob's a handjob.

A blowjob's a blowjob, right?

You ever gotten fucked up and had some

ugly chicks suck your dick?

Yeah.

Okay, you really wanna...

You wake up the next morning.

Right.

But it felt good when they were doing

it, right?

Yeah.

Alright, so maybe you're not into dudes, but...

I wanna have him, like, lean over and

give you a head.

Okay?

I guess.

Just pretend it's, like, one of them ugly

girls.

You can get through it.

Just relax and enjoy it.

A blowjob's a blowjob, right?

Remember?

Yeah.

I don't know whether you like that or

not.

Your dick sure does.

It's alright.

Does it feel good?

Yeah, it's alright.

His teeth keep getting caught, though.

Oh, he's dragging?

I don't think this is the first time

he's done this.

It's not.

He's bisexual, I told you.

He's into it, man.

I ain't getting fucked by no guy, though.

I'm telling you that right now.

I'm not saying you have to do that.

You don't have to do anything.

But you know what would look good, actually?

If, um...

That'd look really good, man.

You did good just sitting there getting a

blowjob.

Your dick liked it, like I said.

I know you did.

The feeling you liked, right?

Yeah, it felt good.

Felt like a girl, kinda?

Or better?

Or worse?

I don't know.

I don't think girls quite know what they're

doing sometimes.

But he knew what he was doing, right?

I guess.

Alright, so you know how you like to

get your dick sucked, right?

Yeah.

Alright, so now I need you to do

that to him.

To him?

Yeah.

You want me to suck dick?

Yeah.

You don't have to do it good.

I know that's not what you do.

But you have to at least try.

And make it look like you like it.

A little bit.

Or make it look like you're into it

a little bit.

You guys are whining about this pay.

I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

No, we got it.

Caruso, show him the money again.

I got the money.

See?

There it is.

You know how you like your dick sucked,

right?

Yeah.

The best advice I can give you is

just do it how you like it.