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Tonight was good.

Like, really good.

Yeah, it was.

Thanks for the invite, Potter.

Thanks for showing up, Malfoy.

Give me your phone.

Uh, okay.

Did you just... Shh.

Working.

Text me later so I get yours.

Of course you did.

Keys, keys, keys.

Who moved my keys?

Fruit bowl.

Thanks, sweetie.

Okay, Zach ate, but he'll say he didn't. There's leftovers for lunch.

And if you get a minute, those bags in the hallway won't unpack themselves.

I didn't eat.

You're eating right now.

What time are you back?

Around three. Why? Going out?

I'm going out with Ethan.

Ethan? Who's Ethan?

Not Alarman.

A boy.

Huh. I don't know any Ethan.

You will.

Okay.

Behave, you two.

And if I'm running late, take Zach with you.

No way. I'm not being the third wheeled.

Nobody. Stop snooping.

All that for Ethan?

All what? This is how I always look.

You smell like the mall.

Honey,

I'm stuck at the office.

Take Zach with you. I'll swing by the mall later and grab him. I owe you one.

Yeah. Okay.

Fine. But I get to play Robo-Rager.

Deal.

And you smell like someone who hasn't showered in weeks.

Shower. Now.

Or you're staying here alone with Kate.

Both cars!

No. What? It's my favorite.

It's inside out, and it's a lot.

You're impossible.

Now we're talking.

Let's go third wheel.

And the red car does a double jump, but only on the ice level.

I saw it on YouTube, twice. And the blue one is faster, but the red one gets the

special jump.

And if you hit the ramp at the very end, you can skip the tunnel, but only if you

save the turbo.

I checked both videos, and if they still have RoboRacer there, I call first turn.

I'm just saying, I already know which car I'm picking.

And if the red car is taken, then I get the blue one.

But if both are open, then I'm blue one.

I'm picking red.

I figured.

The mirror's gonna give you the same answer, bud.

I wasn't... Okay.

Oh, this one.

Dad, no. Too late.

The windows are open.

Need a ride back?

I'll figure something out.

Uh-huh.

You're a dad and you didn't tell me?

Funny. Ethan, this is Zach.

So you're nobody.

That's me.

Nobody.

Mom got stuck at work.

She's swinging by later to grab the gremlin.

I'm a bonus.

He's a bonus.

Three now.

Three when these run out. Don't ask before that.

You, red car.

Me?

Hurry, before it starts without us.

Ice level. Do the double jump.

The what?

Too late.

More coin.

He's fun.

He's a lot.

You do this a lot? The whole cook-ins, rules, three now, three later?

Somebody has to.

You're terrible at RoboRacer, by the way.

He ambushed me. There was no warm-up lap.

Excuses.

I missed you.

Me too.

Watch the big one.

That guy was so unfair.

He didn't even flitch.

I got him. I blew up the tank by on Galaxy Blazer.

Hey, nobody. You still need work on RoboRacer.

Yeah? Then I guess you should train me.

Lead the way, boss.

Next time I'm taking the red car, too.

There they are.

Mom? Ethan.

Ethan. My mom. So you're Ethan. Now I know one.

Nice to meet you, ma'am. Ma'am. I like him already.

Come on, you. Say goodbye.

Practice the double jump, nobody.

Yes, coach.

Have fun, boys.

I saw you out on Friday night.

You didn't see me, kept out of sight.

You looked so happy in the crowd while I was breaking down.

Okay, big question.

Movies. Go.

Go what?

Favorite. Top three. Something.

I need data.

Horror. Thrillers.

The scarier the better.

Why?

Why what?

Why would anyone pay to feel that it?

You're scared.

I'm selective.

I'm selective!

You're terrified.

I watched one at Nick's place once.

I slept with the hallway light on for a week.

It's called self-care.

Okay. We're watching one.

We are not.

One day we watch mine.

One day we watch yours.

Deal. But mine first.

Come on. Let's go.

Go where?

There's a place I want to take you.

So let me get this straight.

A guy who's really into horror movies is putting me in his car and won't say

where we're going.

Yep.

That's how those movies start.

You get that, right?

Get in the car, Ethan.

See, that's the line. That's literally the line.

There's a man living in your car.

General Dave.

He's Zach.

Toss him in the back.

Absolutely not. You still won't say where we're going. He stays.

Two against one now.

And if I disappear, he saw everything.

Good luck. He doesn't talk.

He's still staying.

Okay. Before we go, can I get a kiss?

Sure. Dave first.

Can't. I don't kiss exes.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. Now you have to kiss him.

That's where we're going.