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Easy, demon.

Easy.

Okay. Blue house on maple.

Hope there's not another blue one.

I am definitely jumping in.

That was fast.

You been standing by the door?

Hmm. Maybe.

Blue house on maple. No number.

I figured some old lady was going to open up.

Nope. Just me.

So this is... It's the party.

It's not a big thing. There's drinks and people and... Yeah, it's, um... Ethan.

I came to see you.

Oh.

That... Okay. Okay.

Structurally, it's a taco.

The bread is one piece, folded, that's a taco.

And it, bolded, is a luft, is now what that's doing anyway.

It's a hot dog, Brian.

It's literally named after what it is. A hot dog is a sandwich the way a thumb is

a finger.

Technically, yes.

Spiritually, no. I have no idea what that means. And somehow I agree.

Hey, hey, guys, this is Miles.

Waterpark guy.

Word travels.

Word spread. This guy's been losing his mind all afternoon.

You must be mild.

I've heard all about you.

All good, I hope.

Come here a sec, you.

Hate to break it to you, but Richard, yeah, he threw up in your room.

Is he okay?

Are you okay?

Shouldn't you be mad about this?

Mad about what?

Ethan.

Right, yeah. I'll be mad later.

Okay, go on. That tall drink of trouble is waiting for you.

I'm working up to it. To what? Walking over, asking for a kiss. Not asking, not

ruining it, ruining it. Look at me. He came here to see you.

Okay? You.

Okay, okay.

Now go before those two ruin his whole night.

He practiced opening the door for you.

Three times.

I believe it. That's his charm.

We're done for.

We lost Ethan. You know this is the same person who signed up for karaoke once,

picked the hardest song possible, got up there, and then completely froze.

Just stood there.

So this is the famous tonight.

Was it famous? You said it like it was.

Blue House on Maple.

Very confident.

I've been planning that line for over an hour. It worked.

I'm here.

The music kept going.

He stared at us for a full minute and then quietly put the microphone down and

sat back down.

Did you think about not coming?

Almost.

Tonight was supposed to be movie night with Kate.

Huh. Kate.

My cat.

That was on purpose.

A little bit.

And now look at him over there.

Calm, smooth.

Who is this guy?

And honestly, this Miles guy seems okay.

Just okay, for now. We're still running a full background check.

Your friends are, they're really, uh...

Characters. Especially Nick and Brian. What a duo.

They've kind of got a pinky in the brain thing going on.

Damn it. That was good.

And Nora?

Hmm. She's basically our Hermione.

But he's more Ethan than usual tonight. I haven't seen him like this in a long

time. So go easy on the two of them, please.

And you?

Potter?

Okay, Malfoy.

Let's aperic out of here.

Everyone's watching us.

Okay, okay. Don't look, but it's happening.

Our boys over there are actually talking to him, like leaning in talking. I'm not

looking. I'm observing.

Can I ask you something dumb?

I love dumb questions.

Are you, like, are you with someone?

I'm single, Ethan.

I came here tonight to fix that.

Sorry. I had that one ready.

No. I liked it.

Yeah?

I just don't have anything ready back.

You don't have to.

There's no version of tonight where I'm somewhere else.

Hey, eyes on me, both of you. You're being weird and they can feel it. Stop

staring at the boy like he's a nature documentary.

You keep making this easy.

Is that bad?

No.

I'm just not used to easy.

Yes,

that's my boy!

That was adorable.

I'm writing down his whole workflow.

We've got a cheering section.

This is so embarrassing.

Can you maybe look the other way? Like at the garden gnome over there?

I've got something better and prettier to look at.

You good?

Yeah, uh, just recalibrating.

Recalibrating? Interesting word.

Recalibrating what?

Roots. Thought.

Anyone ever tell you you're kind of cryptic?

You're really calm about this.

About what?

Being with a guy right in front of everyone.

Does that bother you?

No, it's just, uh...

You haven't done this before.

With a guy.

No.

And you're okay?

Yeah.

I thought it'd feel louder.

The kiss?

No. After.

And?

Quieter than I thought.

quiet good definitely good

Yeah, bye.

Is he alive?

Define alive.

I'm fine.

I can totally help.

Whoa.

There's stars up there.

This is a really good bed.

We should get going. Yeah, let's go.

Can you stand?

With which foot? I've got two.

I'm not laughing. Pick your strongest one.

Up.

I'm a tree.

Okay, okay, timber.

I'm driving you.

I wasn't asleep.

This was fun. Take care, okay? Thanks. Love the welcome.

You're cool.

Night. Drink water.

I'll help you clean up. Relax.

Brian's coming by tomorrow with the guys. They can wait.

So you're kicking me out. No, no.

Stay.

A little.

I'll be right back. Bathroom.

Okay.

I'm gonna go make sure nobody passed out in the backyard.

Check the bottom of the pool, too. You never know.

Don't know how you make it move this slow.

Oh, you ain't got it.