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We're still at the hospital.
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Thanks.
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No, probably tomorrow or the day after.
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Yeah, ok.
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It'll be Edgware Cemetery.
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Parking?
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Yeah, they've got a carpark.
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I don't know if they charge!
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Can we not talk about this right now?
Sorry.
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Elli Jacobs?
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No I'm Roz Jacobs. Elli's my brother.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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These are your father's
bedside possessions.
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Ok. Bye.
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A space funeral?
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What exactly is that?
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Bloody meshugaas is what it is.
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He wanted his ashes sent into space.
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By rocket?
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A helium balloon seems to be
the most feasible way.
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Why are we even discussing this?
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He's paid into a joint burial plot
his whole life,
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next to his wife of forty years!
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He changed his mind!
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This is what he wanted.
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Here, read the poem.
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We were all of stardust born,
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returned to ashes soon to soar.
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My body is energy nothing more,
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let me glide above death's earthly door.
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To float among the stars and be,
forever drifting endlessly.
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This earth is not the place I seek,
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it's in the universe
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I wish to be.
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Do you think your father was...
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compos mentis?
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- No !
- Yes !
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In his later life,
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after our mum died,
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our father chose a somewhat...
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alternative lifestyle.
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He had a new lease of life.
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One way of putting it.
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As his children you have equal claim
to dictate his last wishes.
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To go ahead with this
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'space funeral',
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you'd need some concrete proof,
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like a will or a signed letter.
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We've got the poem!
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You know, if you really can't agree,
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final recourse would be to go to a judge.
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That won't be necessary.
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I'm sure that we can...
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work it out between us.
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North West London.
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Where everyone knows you.
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That's why I like it!
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You sure?
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Thanks for letting me stay.
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Elli!
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I'm so sorry. I wish you long life.
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I won't stay, I just wanted
to bring you some soup.
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There's a few from the synagogue too.
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We all wanted to do our bit.
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Thanks very much.
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Have you spoken to the rabbi yet?
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Roz and I are still...
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sorting a few things out.
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Are you ok Roz?
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I know you and Sol were very close.
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Yeah...
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I'll be ok.
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He was meant to be coming out to me
for a couple of weeks.
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Why do you live so far away?
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Because...
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That's where I chose to live.
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Why?
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Don't you like it here?
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So how are things in exotic Goa?
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It's Kerala now actually.
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Yeah good.
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A few of us have just opened a new centre.
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Guess what Simmi?
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I touch people's smelly feet for a living.
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It's called reflexology.
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I know, Dad says it's not a real thing.
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Well no I didn't exactly say that.
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Did he?
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Maybe daddy would benefit from
trying it sometime!
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What's that?
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Oh this?
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It's a mandala.
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A symbol I like.
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Daddy's got one too!
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No darling this is a Star of David.
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It means we're Jewish, remember?
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So once this is inflated,you'll be able to attach a GPS unit.
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{\an8}Do be sure that you contactthe aviation authorities
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{\an8}before you set flight.
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{\an8}This balloon when
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{\an8}full inflated will reach about 90000 feet.
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This is an eggy white colour.
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Was just eating some salmon.
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That's what it's there for!
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What you watching?
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Feet.
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Just some videos of feet. Feet work.
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For work.
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Just videos of feet.
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Weird.
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Yeah.
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I just wanted to say.
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I'm sorry if things got
a bit tense before.
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It's really good to see you.
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Thanks.
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I'll leave you to it then.
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Thanks. Night.
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Night.
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- It's quite a few people.- How many is quite a few?
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At least 50 to 60.
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You need a good fifty minutes.
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What's going on?
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- Roz. I'm so sorry about...
- What are you discussing?
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Hello!
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- Is the rabbi here yet?
- Bagels?
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For fuck's sake Elli.
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You've already decided haven't you?
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Dad doesn't want some
clingfilmed Jewish funeral.
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I'm sorry about that Rabbi...
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Can we discuss this upstairs?
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We don't have time to fluff around.
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Such a hypocrite.
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How would you feel if I booked
a cremation without telling you?
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Cremation. You want to burn our father?
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No, I want to fulfil
my father's last wish.
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This isn't even about dad is it?
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It's about you trying to prove a point.
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Just like with Uncle Steve's note.
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He gave it to both of us. To share.
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And you cut it in half!
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- Solved the argument.
- You still owe me a fiver.
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Nothing changes.
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30 years later and you're still a selfish
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infuriating little know-it-all.
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And you're still
an uptight bitter little...
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Cremation is explicitly forbidden
in the Torah.
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Dad wasn't Orthodox.
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He was.
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This mess is all your fault anyway.
You turned dad into an old junkie.
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A junkie?
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He took ayahuasca.
People have been using it for centuries
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Who lets their aging father take drugs?
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He wanted to.
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He wasn't in his right mind.
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No. He had an open mind,
something you could learn from.
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Here we go.
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A lecture from Daddy's perfect little girl
who swans off,
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leaving the rest of us
to deal with the real life shit
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of actually looking after him!
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Piss off. I'm getting out of here.
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And what about mum's last wishes?
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Does she have to lie there
forever on her own?
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People are more than a spouse.
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Very easy for someone like you to say.
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Fuck you Elli.
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Roz.
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People from the shul are paying
their respects. Do you want to join us?
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My dearest familly,
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I want you to know, how deeply I love you
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Shirley was my wife,
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my love,
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but I also now feel a cosmic love,
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one that transcends this world.
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Our earthly bodies do not need
to be laid to rest together,
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for we are already together.
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We are all one.
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Every human,
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every particle,
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every shining star,
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vibrating endlessly in the universe.
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And that is where... I wish to return.
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Signed: Sol Jacobs.
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I believe you should
truly honour a person's life.
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Even if it hurts
those they've left behind.
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That's why tomorrow,
I will be cremating my father
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You're all welcome to attend.
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After the cremation,
I will be driving to a field,
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where I will launch a balloon
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containing my fathers ashes,
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into the universe.
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As per his last request.
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I'll email Elli with the details.
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Roz!
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Are you going to come or not?
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I'd rather burn in hell.
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{\an8}So once everything is securedyou can think about attaching
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{\an8}what would be your payloadto the balloon...
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{\an8}You'll need a container, like this.
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Your payload can actually be anythingthat would fit in a box of this size.
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I have seen all sorts of itemsgo up out of our atmosphere.
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Did you see Roz's email?
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Didn't even read it.
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I'm not going.
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- Daddy?
- Daddy's sad about grandpa darling.
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Please don't be sad daddy.
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Grandpa's not sad.
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He's with Grandma now.
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Excuse me.
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Do you have any bookings
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by Roz Jacobs for the cremation
of Solomon Jacobs?
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Yes. Mr Jacobs was cremated earlier today.
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I'm taking dad home.
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This isn't his home anymore.
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It is his home!
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I'm still here, mum's still here.
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- You can run away to Goa...
- Kerala.
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Kerala, Goa, I don't fucking care!
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The past matters.
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Elli, it's what dad wanted.
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No! It's what your dad wanted.
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What about what my dad wanted?
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You never think about that.
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I don't know what to do.
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I'm sorry Elli.
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I really am.
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This.
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Us doing this,
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is the last thing he would have wanted.
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Just bring it down.
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What's that?
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It's dad.
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The other half,
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for the funeral.
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And I still owe you that fiver.
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