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I don't know, I didn't bring any toys with me for this. We left for the first

set and we came here. I'm like, I don't have any toys. I could use my fingers,

but I'm like, let's use the wrench.

Gentlemen Club Diary.

yo yo it is your boy invincible and you are tuned into another episode of the

gentleman club diary avian uh week or is it weekend week anyways um we got a girl

with a very very pretty face and once you see her videos everyone's gonna want

to taste including myself she goes by the name of pristine edge right that's

her don't wear it out don't wear it out she's a baddie um

Now, from my understanding, your hobbies, you're a nature girl, right?

Yeah. I'm a nature boy like Ric Flair.

Okay,

so have you ever done it in the nature?

Have I done it in the nature? Yeah, I like it. I'm sure I have at some point.

Have you? Can I recall it off the top of my head? No.

So she hasn't. But I think I have. You have done it in nature? Yes, I have,

actually. Where at?

Red Rock.

Oh, damn, that's nice.

Know what I always want? Like, I have a bucket list of, like, doing it, like, at

Yosemite. Okay.

I think that would be dope. Have you been to Yosemite?

No, I haven't, but I know of it. Do you? Oh, man, you got to go to Yosemite. Or,

like, going up the coast to the California coast is super dope. Were you

hidden or did you have a good view?

I mean, after the nature view.

Yeah, a good view. Like, there's a lot of good views on that coast. On that one

highway, there's so many good views. Yeah.

There's a bunch of them.

You're looking at me.

good right now i like that i like that you can keep looking at me because it's

making me feel good okay so um What I want to get into is your name, Pristine

Edge, right? So I believe that you went as Miss Prince. Is that correct?

Oh, wow.

You did some homework, yes. I did do some homework because, you know, one

thing about you is that you have a very, very pretty face. I got to give it to

you. Like, I looked at some of your work. I was like, man, this girl has a

really pretty face. Thank you.

So I was like, I'm a little intimidated, but I'm not intimidated because I want

to interview you.

So how did that name come about?

Miss Prez, how did that come about? And then how did Pristine Edge come about?

Okay, so I kind of twist the story every time I tell it because I don't remember

the order it happened.

But I used to own a cleaning company back in the day, and it had the name

Pristine in it. Yes.

And then an ex-boyfriend of mine, we're still good friends, he was a gamer, and

I was not a gamer. But if I wanted some attention, I had a game with him.

So I created a gamer tag, Prissy Pristine.

And then he wanted, so from there he wanted to try webcamming. And I was a

little nervous at first, but I was like, okay, fine, we can try it out. So we

started webcamming and I just switched it to Miss Pris. Miss Pris. Because it's

kind of cute.

Yeah. And then whenever I went into adult film, just went to Pristine Edge.

Nice, nice.

So was he cool with you doing adult content?

He was cool with it whenever I was with him.

When you were with him. He was cool with it. And then we separated and I...

Oh, okay. So he was the guy you're dating.

Yeah. So now looking back, now you're getting into actually adult content.

What's something that you can kind of like say, you know what?

What's something you can take from back then to now?

What's something you can kind of say, you know what?

I wish I knew then what I know now. Oh, there's a lot actually.

There's a lot, but I'm trying to pull something forward. I think.

Consistency. I've definitely learned how... Content-wise?

Just in general, being consistent with everything that you do. Content-wise,

staying, continuing working.

I've taken a lot of breaks over the years. I take breaks here and there. Why

is that, though? Why have you taken breaks? I extended my family.

Oh, so you have a family and then you want to... And then I lengthened my

family. I think I lost my phone.

Off of silence, sorry.

Your boyfriend is calling. Tell him you're busy right now. I don't have a

boyfriend, but I... You don't have no boyfriend? You're single? Yes.

Okay, damn.

We're about to go on a date right now. Right now.

Where would you take me on a... Can we cut this? We're going to go on a date.

Sorry. Where would you take me on a date? I'm wondering. Where would I take

you? First, I'd take you to Firefly Tapas because it's my favorite place.

Oh, yeah? What kind of food is it?

What? It's everything.

They have, like, they have flan for dessert, which is my favorite. Oh, damn.

And I get kebab.

Reminds me, Andre, we just jumped subjects here.

I know, right? You know why? Because I was thinking, like, you're a porn star

slash stripper, and strippers are used to getting everything they want, but

what would you do for your mate? What would you do for him?

Well, I would, what do you mean?

Like, what would you, like, you guys are used to getting everything you guys

want, but what would you do for somebody you're dating?

Oh, well, whenever I date people, I tend to do everything for them.

acts of service is my type of lung language. And so, I don't know.

I do a lot, actually. I like to spoil them.

You're a pleaser?

Yes. Oh, big time. Are you? Yeah, like, sexually gratified all the way. Sexually

pleaser? All the way, yes. Oh, damn.

Obviously.

Goddamn. You're making me shy right now.

You know what? I haven't been shy in a while. You're making me kind of shy

right now. Aw.

So I'd still love to be on some good white dates.

Now, I did hear that you do like a shy guy, right?

How did you hear that?

I just, I assumed.

Oh, where did you hear this from? Is that true? It is, yes.

Okay, tell me if this is interesting for you because I consider myself sort of a

pleasure delayer.

Where I would try, like, say I wanted to be intimate with you. I might try to

delay that. Like, I want to do a lot of foreplay. Like, I want to get really

into it before I actually.

I love that.

Yeah. That's important.

The foreplay, I think, is just as important as the sex, if not more.

Because that's what revs you up. That's what gets you there.

It gets you there, huh? You crave it more, yes.

Yeah. And you know what? I would tell, like, one time I was dating this girl.

she wasn't big on like kissing and all that and i said you know what let's

let's fucking like i want that foreplay i want that kissing and because if

you're a good kisser it just it takes it up a notch i want that like what is that

is that what do you call that tongue action french kissing i guess i don't

know yeah yeah right so i don't know if you're looking for a technical term i

don't know yeah yeah yeah so so do what do you what are your thoughts on the

whole foreplay action before getting busy

I want to say something, but I can't say it. Say it, say it, say it. No, no, no,

no. We got to say it. We got to be blunt, honest. No, because I'm going to

steal my idea. I actually reserved a URL for something. Oh, you did? Oh, you did?

Because foreplay is so important to me that I reserved a URL to create content

that involves more foreplay because I think it's that important.

It is important, huh? Yeah, you're breaking my mind.

But I never said that to anybody else, so you heard it here first. Do you think

us men are not...

intact with like women like we don't understand that women want that foreplay

i don't know i think that y'all can get horny and you want to jump into it but

you know the girl may not be on the same page so like warm her up get her there

and you know honestly sometimes if a guy does it right i'm craving i'm wanting it

like more like cut the foreplay let's dive into it but the longer it's

prolonged it makes you hornier huh oh shit so is it easy to make you come

They make me make myself come. Girl on top and I get it.

Sometimes missionary.

Missionary makes you come?

Mostly girl on top.

Because I can control it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so what about kissing? I heard you like kissing.

I do like kissing. You like kissing. Are you a good kisser? I think so.

Like a really good kisser? I think so.

I'm biased.

You're biased? I'm biased. You don't make me kiss or anything?

No,

no, no, no. I think kissing is very important, though, in actually...

What would you call it? Like, hooking up or whatever? I think, like, if somebody

doesn't kiss good, it's like, ah.

You know what I mean? But if somebody kisses good, it's like, okay, she's

really dope.

I'm getting nervous right now. You're making me nervous.

But, so what's kissing, I mean, as far as being intimate, is that a mandatory

that somebody got to be able to kiss you right?

no no it doesn't it's not a make or break when i was like researching you i

was like okay she has a very very pretty face and i did see you kind of had like

this entrepreneur type of um background in a way right yeah so are you like kind

of business savvy with other things besides porn or what what do you kind of

got going on right now well i think that my my my biggest friends with marketing

i'll say that much you're a marketing person um yes and i do have some outside

the industry things that i'm doing but i don't want to talk about it because i

don't want somebody somebody to ruin that for me okay oh let me ask you that

so i heard this like some people say the idea is more powerful in your mind like

not to really spit it out to somebody because that can attract like maybe

somebody it's not intentionally but some people might have a negative uh what

would you call it not an evil eye but kind of like a negative uh

outcome on your thoughts they will they can talk you out of it if there's

jealousy or they just even if they they may not see the vision that you have for

a business that you want to start for example they may not see the vision that

you see and so they'll say something along like oh that's not a good idea you

think that that's going to make a profit because they're not seeing what you see

where you think it's going to go and so that can have a negative outcome because

if they

If somebody were to tell you, oh, I don't like that idea, that's not going

to make money, well, now your brain is thinking, oh, no.

Maybe they're right.

Yeah, it goes into a whole different, you know, you're right. So I think it's

better to keep your thoughts sometimes in your own mind. Yeah, keep it to

yourself. Because it's more powerful in that.

So you're kind of like a, what would you call it? Is that like the law of

attraction thing? What is that?

Is that manifesting?

I don't know. I don't know how that is.

I don't know.

you'll be manifesting stuff or what is it i don't know i don't know how i feel

about all that i think that if you really want something you can make it

happen my phone again sorry guys all right so i know you're you're you're

into the dancing realm and you so did you start dancing before you got into

porn or what was yes a lot earlier actually yeah i went by a few different

names tony alex there's so many different names so if i what club was

what would you say tony I went by Tony at one point. Tony? You and I, that was

my original name. Oh, shit. So if I was to go back to that club and say, hey,

you remember that girl Tony?

Yeah. How was she? They'd be like, wow, she was wild. She used to give it up in

the back room, give an extra.

I'd be like, I don't want to know all that.

Now, how were you as a dancer, though?

Oh, you know, I actually walked the straight and narrow as a dancer, other

than having a drink at the club. I was a pretty straight and narrow one. I just

followed the rules. So you were a nerd?

A nerd? Yeah. Was I a nerd? Yeah.

What kind of person were you growing up? Were you a nerd?

Probably, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I grew up a nerd. I grew up very religious,

actually. Oh, religious.

Okay, what religion?

Mormon. You're a Mormon? I was.

I was a Mormon, too.

What? Yeah. Get out of town. And then I became a Jehovah Witness, then a

Buddhist, and then now I'm just nothing.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. That's a progression.

No, I'm just playing. So what are you now? What are you now?

like what are my beliefs now yeah what are your beliefs um probably atheist

atheist yeah i don't really have any specific yeah i get a little little um

what do you call it like people kind of look at me because what i believe but i

respect everybody's belief but i have my own belief as far as what i believe in

yeah um but i respect yeah i believe well whatever you want to do and and you

know what i think like even doing this type of content as far as interviewing

porn stars strippers whatever um people might say oh well you're you're um

You're interviewing a very dark realm.

And I say, you know what? I think all of us human beings in general, we're all

kind of animals and we kind of, we're all perverts.

Would you agree with that? If you want to put it bluntly, I guess so.

Yeah. We all have a desire.

I worked in a strip club and I was running a strip club and I came across,

you know, pastors.

I came across dentists, your doctors.

I came across all walks of life.

And some of these guys were, you know, slipping the girls cocaine.

Some of these guys wanted to have, wanted to pay for sex with some of these

girls. So I witnessed all walks of life. So I'm like, who's in the wrong? Are the

girls in the wrong? Are the guys in the wrong? And I just kind of realized that

when, if there was no curtains, like if everybody could see who

we really were, we're just kind of animals.

Yeah. Would you agree with that? I can agree with that, yeah.

Yeah. So.

That's kind of my thoughts on it. I don't try to judge women, you know,

girls that do dance or anything.

If anything, I want to mentor them.

I want to help them, I guess, elevate to the next level. I guess that's what it's

called. Yeah. Yeah, so.

If that's what they're wanting, yeah, of course. Yeah. Do you feel like you being

a dancer, do you feel, did you get more like kind of more hate on you being a

dancer compared to you being an actual porn star or what's kind of the? I

don't, you know, I think that.

Being a porn star, I own it a lot more. As a dancer, I felt shame because, you

know, being in that... But once you kind of start stepping up, you just don't

care. You don't care what they think. So I was a dancer at this club in St.

Louis, and this is actually right as I...

stepped into the adult film industry.

And the girls were cool with me until I started doing adult film.

And then it became an issue.

They started making, oh, she's doing this in the back, she's doing this in

the back. Giving extras in the back. Yes, and I never did that. I never did

it. Because I've never gotten in trouble with the law, and I didn't intend on

starting then or even now.

So I never did any of that.

However, another girl who...

Another girl was at the club, too. Whenever I started doing adult, she just

started right after me.

And she won Female Performer of the Year last year. Oh, damn. Yes, and even she

kind of... We're going to Google her.

Now, are you on good terms with her? Oh, I love her. I just don't know if I can

say her name or not. Oh, you can say her name. I mean, if you were on bad terms,

I would probably still diss her, but... Well, it was Kira Noir, and she started

at Hustlers. Oh, okay, cool, cool.

And then from there, we just...

Kind of heads up. I feel like there's a strong connection between strippers and

porn stars.

Yeah? In what way?

I notice a lot of girls that get into porn, they were once strippers.

Oh. And then they become porn stars.

Yeah. It's like, I don't know, like strippers are kind of, it's like a

stepping stone. Is that what it is?

I guess so. They become porn stars or what is it?

So, I mean, who convinced you to become a porn girl?

Well, the one boyfriend who talked me into doing webcam with him. That was

kind of the foot in the door. I was so nervous.

I was like, I can never do that. That's so embarrassing.

Like, nobody can watch me masturbate. And it wasn't because I thought it was

wrong. I was just like, oh, my God, people can't watch me with my little

face and such, like convulsing while I'm orgasming.

But I did it with him, and that put me at ease in front of the camera.

And then a recruit reached out to me and asked if I wanted to.

I don't know, do some adult videos. Why not?

Why not, huh?

So you started doing masturbation videos, and then you went into?

Well, no. That was my vision, I guess, of webcam whenever I said that. But I

started out doing boy-girl with him. Oh, boy-girl? Yeah.

So now you're still currently shooting porn, right?

Mm-hmm, yeah. What type of porn do you enjoy doing?

Whatever I'm booked for. Honestly, I like it all. I can't pick one favorite.

No. I like girl, girl. I like guy, girl.

What's better as far as, what is it, arousing?

What's something more fulfilling as far as getting an orgasm? Is it better with

girls or is it better with guys? Oh, to get an orgasm, solo. I like doing that

on camera. Solo?

Yes. I mean, I can reach it whichever way. But if you're asking about

pleasure, that's the easiest way for me. I can come a thousand times

masturbating. Damn, you know what? It's weird. Like us dudes, like me

personally. I drag off, like, and I'm busting up, like, within fucking fast.

Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. Because I know, you know, it's just, hey.

Because you know what you like.

Yeah, I know what I like. Exactly.

So, the easiest is that way, but I can, I mean, girls have gotten me there, guys

have gotten me there.

So, what gets you there? What gets you to that orgasm? External stimulation.

External stimulation.

Yeah. You know how some girls, like, they might like their clit?

fucking fucked with and some girl pressure on it pressure on your clit the

whole outside part the whole outside love it well i want to know how because

that's my thing like i want like my thing i think i get pleasure and to

knowing how to pleasure a woman yeah like that's my pleasure like i don't

even need to come i want to know how to make you come okay so whether it's

fucking

Playing with your clit, licking your clit, whether it's banging you. I don't

know, but I'm going to try to make you come.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's cool. So what about squirting? Are you a squirter?

Yes, I am.

You're a squirter? I am, yeah.

Goddamn, you are? Yeah.

How come I didn't see no videos where you squirted? Well, you haven't looked

deep enough. I need to look deeper.

Goddamn, is there a video like I can research right now where you're

squirting? Just look a pristine and squirt, I guess, right?

Yeah. I do it quite often, actually. If I feel like I can do it and I can

incorporate it in a scene, I'll do it. You would? Yeah. I think that's sexy,

though. Like, if you were squirting all over me, I'd be like, ah, this is

awesome, right? Shower in it.

I think that's dope, right?

Yeah. Tell me that ain't dope. Yeah.

Okay. What about like a man coming on you? Is that a turn on or not really?

Yeah, I like it on my tits most because, I mean, I got them, you know, done. Yes,

you got titties. Thank you. I'm a great doctor.

You're a great doctor. Dr. Rattler in St. Louis.

So where are you... It's a paid advertisement. Yeah? Oh, see?

Yeah, I got to give you some money. So where are you residing in now? Like,

where are you staying at?

Oh, residing here in Vegas.

Oh, you're in Vegas? Yeah. So you don't come to California or nothing like that?

Oh, I go to California often, but I stay here.

Yeah, so you enjoy your living here rather than any other place?

Yep. Yeah, okay. No reason why. It just kind of fell that way.

The car just kind of fell that way, and here I am.

Okay, and then I know you're into future dancing. Now, I kind of want to get into

the stripping because, like me, managing the club, I want to know about, like,

maybe what your experiences were.

As far as like an audition, did you ever audition to be a stripper?

I did at Hustlers. It's the only audition I ever did. Oh, wait, no, it's

a lie.

Palomino as well here in Vegas.

Okay, so what was that experience like as far as auditioning?

Auditioning? Well, we'll start with Hustlers. They do like a Hustler, honey,

something. What is it where you have to, it's a bunch of girls and you're

auditioning and the winner gets $500. Like an amateur night or something?

Something like that. And you have to show up for that. That's your audition.

So that's what you came to?

Yes. Yes, and I was there. It was an all-night event. I was like, is this

almost over?

I was so tired. I just want to get a job. I don't need to do the whole night.

But, yeah, I ended up winning first place. Oh, you won? Yeah.

How did you win?

I was really good on the pole back then. And also, my strategy whenever I dance

is I engage the stage comers, the people who come up to the stage.

And I always am with them. They're more important than the pole is. You know, I

can do a few tricks and then get down, do a few tricks and go over here, crawl

over here, and then that's where all the money is at, like down on the floor, not

on the pole. Not on the pole. So what, say I was new coming to the strip club,

what's a recommended?

maybe amount of money that I shall tip while you're dancing on the, what's

recommended?

Tip, suggestion while you're dancing. I don't even know because I tend to make

more now. Back in the day, I was like $2.

$2? No, I'm saying back in the day, that's what it was. I worked day shifts.

Oh, day shift is different.

And the day shift, it was more dances. More dances.

VIP, more VIP dances.

Older, former crowd, and I made a lot during the day. But the stage dances

weren't anything. That's when you market yourself and you're making eye contact.

Hey, do you want to dance after this?

That's when you're doing all that.

Okay, well...

Honestly, if a guy was coming to a strip club for the first time, how much money

should they bring to the strip club?

Hmm, for them to have a good time, I don't know, maybe $2,500.

$2,500?

$2,500.

Goddamn. Check this out. You need $2,500.

before you come to a strip club, right? You don't need it. You said, well, good

recommended. You're going to buy dances from other girls. You're going to be

buying drinks. You're going to be tipping on the stage. All right, so if

you're a brokie, right?

Say they have 500.

What do you consider that? 500 is a good time. 500 will probably get you through

two and a half hours, maybe, if you're playing it smooth and careful.

Okay, and then I also heard that you're into... That's no VIP, though. You're

not getting a VIP with that.

You're just there to drink and tip some girls and maybe get some lucky. Okay, so

if you don't have $2,500, you are not getting a dance for pristine.

You'll get some dances, but you'll get dances with other girls, too. Other

girls. Like maybe she's a 10, so you might get a dance from a 4 or a 3.

We're all partying together. Yeah, you might get lucky and get a 7, but it

might not happen.

I think a good club is where the girls get along because when the girls are

getting along and they all party together, then the guys are a part of

that. Do you see what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, yeah. The guys might be secondary,

but they're coming into a group of friendly girls that are going to provide

a good time for everybody. It's not catty and solo and individualistic.

Got it. Yeah.

Okay, so I believe that I read something that you enjoy as far as a hobby,

quilting. Yeah.

So for those that don't know, I have holes in my socks right now, and she's

going to fix them, right? You're going to fix my socks. Yeah, that's a quick

fix. She's a quilting genius, right?

Your expertise are quilting, right? Yes, yes.

So what do you make with the whole quilting? Well, quilting is fabric

packed together to make a beautiful blanket. But my socks, they got holes in

them right now.

You're wearing a seamstress, which I know how to do.

So what would you do to my socks right now? Oh, well, I'm in stock. I'd give

him an ugly stitch is what I would do. I would just stitch him up.

But, yeah, I make some pretty quilts. Yeah, okay. I haven't sold any because I

tend to give them to my family, and I have a huge family.

Oh, dang. So all the little ones are all getting quilts. You got a huge family?

Oh, massive.

She's like a Mexican.

She's almost like Mexican. She's got a big family. All right, all right, got

it.

Now, us Mexicans, we got a big-ass family. Like, shit, I got ten kids right

now. My mom got seven kids. You have ten kids? I got ten kids.

He got eight kids.

He's half Mexican.

No, I'm just playing. I love it.

We all have big families. No,

we do.

Okay, so I want to get back into the dancing thing.

So what recommendations would you give to, like, say, a newer dancer that's

trying to get into dancing?

Me, as the manager, I know what the recommendations would be for as far as

auditions, but what would you give, like, how should somebody come prepared

as far as an audition?

A newcomer for an audition? A newcomer for an audition. Oh, I don't know.

Like, how did you come when you first came? Did you come dressed up? How did

you come? Did you come kind of sloppy?

I don't remember.

Did you rely on your... Even the very first day that I ever stepped into an

audition, that day, that whole day was an audition.

But I had a friend who was a dancer before me who really just kind of helped

me. Oh, get you kind of smooth. Here's some clothes, wear this today.

This guy's great. And she really walked me through. So I lucked out. I didn't

have to do it on my own. And also the guys that were there knew I was new. So

everybody kind of was like...

yeah so i can't i don't know what to tell a new girl because i don't have

that experience unfortunately because i was walked through it okay for the

dancers that want to audition there's no advice the only advice i could give you

as a manager just find a mentor there you go yeah yeah just come prepare come

dress nice that's all i can say yeah all right i also heard that you uh got

somebody off i don't know if you got somebody off but you also use a wrench

for a masturbation tool is that true yes i did what is that story yeah i'll tell

you that story okay so i was out in arizona doing this solo shoot with a

girl director and oh we had so many it might have been like eight solos that

day it was unbelievable how many we had to do it was exhausting honestly and

she's like i know this cool place that we can go this guy is really cool he'll

let us use his shop it's really neat and it's kind of secluded cool and it's like

i don't even

Is it a junkyard? I don't know, but it was really neat with old cars.

So it was a mechanic?

Yeah, but it was a really cool place. It's not trashy. I mean, it sounds

trashy, but it was really cool. Yeah, it does sound trashy. So anyway, we go

back, and I don't know. I didn't bring any toys with me for this. We left for

the first set, and we came here. I'm like, I don't have any toys. I could use

my fingers, but I'm like, let's use a wrench.

Why not?

So we cleaned it up really good and put some alcohol on it and cleaned it really

good.

I used. So you use a wrench.

You're a freak, huh?

Why do you look so innocent, though? Like, why do you look so, like, you're

not a freak? That's the trope, right? Yeah.

So do you have, like, fetishes or anything like that?

Hmm, I'm trying to think. I do, in a sense. I like having sex with my panties

pulled to the side. Oh, so leave your panties on. Or, like, through a man's

box or, like, leave the boxes on but pull the cock out.

Yeah, I like that. You do? I don't know why I like that.

I'm not wearing, I wear like, what is it, briefs now?

Like, we don't wear the boxer no more. Oh, but they're still whole, right, for

your penis to go through?

Nah, it's just more brief.

I don't know, baby, you gotta, like, you're messing with some guys in the

80s, baby.

Well, it's not, I wouldn't say it's a kink, it's just, I think it's hot. And

maybe there's a few other, I don't know. No, you know what, I do like my girls,

like, if they have their panties on while I'm hitting it, that's sexy. G

-string, G-string, you wear G-string?

I'd wear anything, yeah.

As long as they're not big old parachute underwear, we're good, baby.

Or if you are wearing parachutes, I'll just take them off. Okay. All right,

we're good to go. All right, we're good.

All right, so I know these guys are trying to wrap me up, but I'm enjoying

your conversation because I feel like I kind of came to know you a little better

here. All right, as a dancer, right, do you have any awkward or weird moments

that have happened?

as if maybe you're given a dance or just maybe you might have saw something that

was a little odd no but i'll tell you anything that we talked about beforehand

that sometimes like well back in the day it was very easy because i was younger

and so my my sex drive was like way high it's not high no more i mean it's still

there but like i get sex all the time now oh you do yeah when's the last time

you had sex i'm an adult film that don't matter when's the last time you had it

Just a few days ago, actually.

Oh, well, it's been like a week for me.

I'm sorry to hear that. I haven't even used my hand. I'm like, God damn.

I don't know. Maybe I should use my hand more often. You've got some willpower

there. Rosy palms.

That's where they go. Okay, okay. So back to this. Okay.

So back in the day, I could give a dance. And sometimes if I liked the guy

at the club, if I liked him, I would make it known. But if he was an asshole

and I'm just giving him a lap dance because he was paying me for it, I

didn't tell him.

But I could come giving a lap dance. And I could do it quickly. Oh, that's what

we're talking about, right? Yes. Yes. So you used to come giving a lap dance? I

could just dry hump the guy and get off fast, too. Not like it didn't take the

whole song. It would be like 30 seconds into it. And I'm like, in heaven.

And sometimes if I liked the guy, I would make it known.

And he'd want more dances because of it.

Oh, so you're slick. You're a smooth operator.

Yeah. So now.

How would you do that? Because I'm just wondering. You would, like, caress your

punani on his ding-a-ling?

Well, I told you that earlier when you said, how would you like to get off? I

like pressure.

And so I'm pushing myself into, like, a lap dance. Oh, to his ding-a-ling. I

could hump a leg. I didn't care. Oh, as long as there's something.

If there was something pushing up against my head. And so, yeah.

So you used to get off to lap dances? I could have dry humped a guy's wallet and

gotten off on it.

Dang. See, I never knew that. You know why? Because I've asked this question

before with girls like, hey, do you ever get off or get horny while you're doing

a lap dance? They say no.

Oh, they weren't. I felt it, though. I was into it. I loved my job.

Oh, yeah? You love your job, huh?

Okay, so. Tell your clubs to book me. Okay, so when I see you at a strip club,

what do I expect?

What kind of music are you bumping? Are you doing, what kind of dance are you

doing? Because last, the other girl that. she invited me to strip club and

she was doing the robot and i said baby come on that's like a move that i used

to do back in the day i like that though that's creative okay you do that too no

but now i want to see that next time i see you all right so what do i expect

to see you when you're dancing usually you know i've just changed my set list

but before i would start off with like some Down with the Sickness. Oh, Down

with the Sickness. And then go into Forsaken. Do you know that one? Yeah.

Anyway,

and then the third one, I'm always like, tell the DJs to pick something because I

don't know.

So the first and second song are your choice. The third song is the DJ's

choice. Yes, yes. And so I'll just tell them to pick a third one that you think

goes with that one. But now I'm going to change it to Night.

I mean, the viewers aren't going to be there tonight because...

You're not going to put this out tonight.

But tonight I'm going to do Wet by Snoop Dogg. Do you know that one? Hold on,

hold on. What is it? I just want to make you wet.

Oh, dang.

Pussy, pussy leak. Dang.

Yeah. So that's the first one. And the second one is, oh shoot, what is it?

Oh, Rack City, because I'm taking my top off. Oh, Rack City. Oh, you got Racks.

Yeah, you got Racks.

Goddamn, baby. So Rack City. I'm about to motorboat you right now. The third

one is Lawley Lawley.

Okay, okay.

That's a good set.

I like that. It's a fun one. Okay, Sad Fires tonight, right? Yes, sir.

All right.

Okay, well, I might go. I don't know. I'm going to check out the AVNs.

I am drinking, so depending on how sober I am at the end of the night. I won't

hold you to it. How about that? If you get me drunk, that's the perfect time

because I'm going to throw some money at you.

All right?

I'm going to throw some money. Get me drunk, I'll throw some money at you.

Okay, before I wrap it up, what do you got to say about the people that do not

tip while you're dancing on the stage?

That's okay. I walk away.

I'll still give them a little show and still a professional and then just move

on to the next person. They just get a little bit shorter of a time frame. If

they're not putting money up there, they got to see something and I just move on.

You got a good fucking attitude.

Thank you.

Goddamn. You single?

Yeah, we talked about that.

No, no, like we're single, single. I'm single, single. A lot of girls are like,

they got dudes on the side, the side, side. No, I'm single, single. Okay, I'm

about to get your number right now. Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because

I'm about to get her number. We're going to go on a date, and I'm going to

document it, and we're going to see how the date goes.

Sapphire scenario.

All right, well, I want to thank you for taking the time. You want to give any

shout-out to anybody?

Shout-out to...

My PR for making today happen.

She made it happen, huh? Yeah, yeah. And then my agency for booking me, Lee

Network for booking me at all the different clubs.

Yeah. Are you going to be on the floor tonight?

I just got off the floor.

Oh, you just did? How the fuck did I miss that shit? I left the floor to come

here, but I might go back out because I still have some Sapphire Flyers I need

to get passed out. Okay. I want a crowd tonight. I'm going to be out there.

We're going to be doing a stinking leg when we go out there and we're doing our

thing. Nice. So I'll see you when we get out there. Yeah, cool, cool. All right.

So any shout-outs?

No, I just did.

No, no, I mean like other shout-outs, not just your PR. Like shout-outs to me.

Maybe it's still special. I did say you. I said you guys. Oh, did you? You said

you guys. Rewind this. Not invisible.

Rewind this. All right, well, we're going to do a shout-out. I guess so,

too.

Sapphire's Las Vegas for booking me for tonight.

And then to this big-headed guy right here for making tonight happen.

Yeah. All right, any disses? You want to diss anybody?

Nobody you had a bad encounter with, dancing wise, are in the porn industry?

No. No, okay. No disses. I want a diss, though.

What I want a diss is the guy when I was coming up here, he was trying to be

like, man, you don't have this, you don't have that. And then the guy trying

to get my passes. That dude made me... But he did give me a free drink, so

shout out to him.

All right. Just a man shout out.

All right. And with that, with that, I want to thank everybody for tuning in.

And I want to thank you for stopping by.

And I definitely want to see how good you are on that.

Yeah.

And it is your boy Invincible. And thank you for tuning in. Stay tuned for

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