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All right, sweetheart, so you're not wasting your gifts.

But who knows that except you?

Anybody who buys my albums.

Caitlin, get real.

Once you've been up front, how can you sit on the back shelf?.

Look, give me something, anything.

Some throwaway tracks for old time sake.

You're going to make me a star again, is that the idea?

Why not? l've got all the promo men in my back pocket.

l'll break it big...

Really? l heard you were king of the cut-out bin.

This is a crazy business,...

you're up, you're down, you're...

lt's just like the old days...you flash the cash, you get the play.

The only difference is inflation.

What no hookers, Tommy?

No bloW?.

Would you like to talk into the microphone?

Caitlin, this is Benny Rose.

Vice President of advertising and special events.

Pleasure.

l used to... l am a big fan.

What's the call?

Rubber Love by my main lady Moon and the Blowguns.

l think it'll be a monster.

What do you think, Ben?

l think it should get in the Top Ten anyway.

lt's the Silver Turbo. What do you think?

Top Five?

With a bullet.

You Tommy Lowe?

What are you? An insurance salesman?

Racketeering Strike Force, US Attorney's Office.

Anything you say may be used against you...

Let's go.

This one's for Will. You can make him a star, too, remember?

And Rocky and Lex and every one else you screwed over...

-you mealy-mouthed two-faced bastard! -Let's go.

You're finished!

60 minutes of malicious mischief.

l got that sweaty mercenary moving 200 rocket launchers and 100 Uzis.

l got the time and the place. All we need to know is how to move.

l don't.

You don't what?

ATF is handling it.

You know, it's funny.

l thought l heard you say that ATF is going to take this.

l just spent a month of nights with a bunch of guys...

that think garlic's a mouthwash.

Do you now Caitlin Davies?

Yeah, l heard of Aretha Franklin,...

and Barbra Streisand, too.

This is not Metro Dade. lt's a Federal Grand Jury.

They want someone who can blend in with the music people.

Don't let her out of your sight until she testifies next week.

-Well how about aw... -9 a.m. tomorrow.

Guess it's time to get a hair cut.

-What did l do to deserve this one? -Man, it's only rock and roll.

8 to 5 this is some publicity stunt.

Just relax, be cool.

So you get to hang out for some days with a legend in her own time.

Legend in her own mind you mean.

This gal has to be weirded out from so much time under the spot light,...

self obsessed, worried about whether her dressing room is big enough,...

paranoid somebody'll recognize her, freaked out that somebody won't.

You know celebrities man.

Detective Crockett.

You got some credentials other than that pretty face?

You satisfied?

Satisfaction's a whole other thing, but you can come on in.

-So is she around? -ls who around?

This is a dumb game to begin with, let's not add hide and seek to it.

Game? What game?

Somebody takes a shot at her. l break your face.

Take it easy, toots.

The only shots she needs to worry about is which profile looks best.

You're Detective Crockett?

You must be the celebrity.

Caitlin Davies. Did l pronounce that right?

We don't get to meet too many celebrities in my line of work.

You only poke around in the little people's lives.

You know those little people. Messy little lives.

Messy little murders.

So, you can imagine how thrilled l am to get to do...

some celebrity hand-holding.

lt's funny. l thought you'd be taller.

You're not exactly what l expected, either.

Yeah? How's that?

l figured some six foot-four, lantern jawed guy...

with the singular virtue of being invisible and silent.

What're you going to protect me with?

A blow-dryer?

l'm going to go change.

Don't forget the clean underwear if l have to rush you to the hospital.

Or a talk show.

l'll be in the play room, in case the babysitter needs to know.

''l'll be in the play room.''

Don't talk ulcers to me!

You weren't the one getting fingerprinted last night.

l'm just saying it's not going to be that bad.

We make a plea,...

the worst you get is a year, reduced to six months.

Are you serious or delirious? Let me tell you something.

Rule number one is ''don't get caught''!

You do time, whether it's 6 months or 6 minutes,...

your own grandmother won't return your calls. You're dead!

-What would you like me to do? -Do?

l want you call the guy on the coast,...

l want you to kick A at the record company.

l want you to tell Gordon Wiggins, and Paul Fremont...

-that if they don't... -l negotiate with these people.

l don't tell them what to do.

Okay, here's the speech,...

''Gordon, baby. Paulie Waulie how's the family?''

l know old Tommy is going all out...

to position your products...

and darned if he didn't get caught as he was trying so hard.''

-Are you listening? -Yes.

Then take notes or something!

l don't pay you 200 bucks an hour to sit there like a pin-striped Buda.

Okay.

''Gordon, baby. Tommy is confident...

that with one word from you, guys...

and with your connections...

one word and this will all blow over before anything gets out.''

All right?

All right. l'll get right on it.

When?

lt's breakfast time on the coast, they won't be in the office yet.

Then call the freaking polo lounge!

What's the deal? You tail me in an unmarked car, or something?

Because l'm in a hurry.

-Do you mind? -You're in a hurry.

-Yes, l'm in a hurry. -Okay, let's go.

Where's the dark green Plymouth Fury with the search light on top?

lt's in the shop, my partner chewed up the naugahyde.

Besides, l definitely don't see you in a Plymouth.

Really? Tell me, where do you see me?

Maybe in a club where you have to brown nose the bouncer to get in.

Or maybe a 5,000 a week health spa in Switzerland.

For a total body transfusion with some prince.

Or maybe a two for one deal with a celebrity companion of the week.

Companion of the week? That's interesting.

What's your fantasy relationship, Crockett?

Wham bam, thank you ma'am?

And the chick turns into a TV set to watch Monday Night Football.

l'm so glad l got this assignment.

You're such a nice person.

lt's only for a week. Then l send Tommy Lowe down the river.

Turn in here.

So while you're sending Tommy Lowe down the river,...

there's bound to be some publicity down at the court house.

You think l'm sticking my neck out for publicity?

You can prove me wrong.

l don't have to prove anything to anybody.

l got you to hold me tight.

l got you, l won't let go.

l got you to love me so.

''l got you babe''?

No wonder her career is in the toilet.

This is great. Another country heard from...

Can we keep these sessions closed...

Please.

Who's footing the bill here? You, or this guy?

What the hell was that?

''Rubber Love'' by the Blowguns.

Tommy Lowe's next big thing.

Tommy's shyster dragged me out of bed this morning...

-with quite the news item. -Yeah, he called me, too.

Call Ralph Fischer again in Miami, would you?

Ralph says Tommy'll need another 75,000...

-for legal fees. -What 75? We sent him 150!

-Ralph Fischer on line two. -Good.

Yeah, Ralph, how's our friend?

A little antsy. He wants you to call Judge Alfonse Watkins.

That won't be necessary. Tell him to hang tough.

Worse case scenario for him is what, 6 months?

We'll make she he gets enough breaking acts to compensate him.

See, that's where we may have a little problem.

He doesn't want to do time. Definitely not planning on that.

l understand how he feels, Ralph,...

and l want to thank you for bringing me up to speed on this.

l won't forget it. Tell Tommy l won't forget him, either.

Well, that's that.

What do you mean ''that's that''?

l won't let that cretin steal 75,000 bucks from us.

-lf accounting finds out about that... -Forget about the money, Paul.

lf Lowe won't take a fall, he'll name names.

Whose? Mine.

And who am l going to name, Paul? You.

And you'll name everybody but the janitor on the 10th floor.

Then the subcommittee on payola reconvenes,...

and we have another two years of indictments and headlines.

So?

So Tommy is about to become a very minor footnote...

in the history or Rock 'n Roll.

Yes? Max! How're you doing?

Good news travels fast. No, l'm okay. Fine.

Yeah. l've got round the clock protection.

You should see the guy. He's from the fashion police.

Yeah. lt sounds great. You want to hear it?

Hold on a second.

Yeah, good, isn't it?

l know. You're the greatest producer ever, and me the greatest singer.

Yeah. Okay. l love you, too. Goodbye.

Modest, aren't we?

Tell me, are there any celebrity virtues that we're missing?

l certainly hope not.

l have a responsibility to my fans.

Lots of equipment. You need all this just to make records?

-Who's Max? -What do you care?

l'm your guardian angel. l'm supposed to know all this stuff.

Why bother to find out?

l wouldn't want to louse up your preconceptions.

Look,...

l'm in the middle of something good here, so if you don't mind.

l give you 75 large and a freaking car and still...

-you've got to throw strikes? -Don't get excited.

-What did you mouthpiece say? -Squat.

$10,000 worth of squat.

He talks to the record company, they tell him l should do some time.

''We'll make nicey nice when he gets out.''

lt could be worse.

Easy for you to say. You can grease palms in Boise ldaho.

Me, one conviction and l'm history.

So, convince Caitlin not to testify.

For old time sake.

Benny, l have to take a meeting here.

-Another frame, l'm on a roll. -Now.

l'll call you.

What's up?

Be cool on this one. No S&M.

Do you understand?

-Si. -An accident.

You dig?

All right?

-Sure you'll be all right, love? -Positive.

Sergeant Preston of the Yukon...

is taking me out for seafood and candle lights.

That's cheeseburgers in a well lit parking lot.

See you in the morning. You two behave.

l just don't want any greasy junk food, okay?

l don't know why we can't order a pizza.

Pizza's not junk food.

Because l'm going out to dinner.

You want to come and guard my body or not?

Where to?

Didn't you say you had a boat?

l know this wonderful little place on the bay.

Listen, l'm not an escort service,...

-l'm just supposed to keep you... -Happy.

-...out of trouble. -l'll drive.

Not in your wildest dreams.

A woman ever driven your Testosterone, Crockett?

Testarossa.

Feeling anything from those oysters yet?

Yeah, the acute need for privacy. Now, beat it!

''Feeling anything from those oysters yet?''

l feel pretty good, Crockett.

Must be the salt air whipping through my face at 60 m.p.h.

-Your idea to come here by boat. -True.

l bet that's a speciality of yours.

What's that?

Taking girls out in that thing and getting them wet.

ls everything of yours that fast?

What did you have in mind?

You car, your clothes. When do you find time to play cops and robbers?

l don't play.

These clothes are confiscated and loaned to me to keep up my front.

l don't even own the damn shoes l'm wearing.

My take-home is $475 a week and l'm just a working stiff.

-l wasn't implying... -Don't you tell me about playing.

What's that supposed to mean?

Every time l hear one of you rock stars start crying...

about the lonely life on the road, it makes me want to vomit.

l suppose you know all about it.

No, l don't know nothing. l'm just a dumb cop.

l l'm a chick singer.

l didn't make up the image, it comes from magazines.

l'm not even interested.

Yeah? What are you going to do?

Hide you face behind a raincoat when you go to court next month?

l need some air.

-Not dining and dancing l hope. -No.

$60 for oysters?

Get down!

Go now and stay down!

Closer.

l don't see anything.

Damn.

-Are you all right? -Yeah.

God.

Come on, baby.

Damn it.

Come on! Damn it!

Beautiful.

You're sure you're okay?

The look in that man's face.

God, they shot the hell out of this.

What did you do to get on the good side of these people?

l thought this was your garden variety payola case.

lt goes much deeper than that.

lt doesn't look like we're going anywhere.

Take your time. Don't hold back.

When we started, Tommy Lowe was really happening.

He'd signed a couple of English bands and all that.

He was like the hot manager.

So we let him take care of everything.

And he took everything.

He got greedy. And things just fell apart.

The drummer OD'd on reds.

The guitar player joined a cult.

But the bass player got a lawyer and sued.

Will was like that.

''Caitlin, peace and love always, Will''.

Well anyway,...

before Will could get Tommy into court.

Tommy got a couple of armed security guards.

To hang Will from the showerhead in our hotel.

-You know that? -Yeah.

But l can't prove it.

Some publicity stunt, huh?

That should be good for film at 11.

l'm sorry, Caitlin.

When l go to court next week, it's for pay-back, not publicity.

l'm sorry.

l was wrong.

Maybe l was too.

Take it easy, darling.

Then we went our way and they went theirs.

One of them's talking a long bath. l don't know about the other one.

You say there were two of them.

Three, Sonny got the guy at the restaurant.

Yeah, let's go.

Did you recognize them?

Basic bargain basement hit men.

Thanks.

That's Tommy for you.

ls the safe house checked out?

lt's all taken care of. l want a man on the roof,...

a man on each corner and one in front.

Here you go.

ln your penthouse, l'll be down the hall.

-Sonny... -l know, l know...

l know this isn't my business, but...

you are keeping this thing a secret, right?

And Castillo...

he's not too thrilled either.

l can't help that.

He's the one who told me not to let her out of my sight.

-l was just thinking. -Yeah?

-About something you said yesterday. -Yesterday, that's too far back.

When you were working you said you were into a good thing.

Yeah, unbelievably good.

Cait, l've been married and divorced, lived alone and not alone.

l've run around, l've been celibate as a monk.

So whatever happens with us, l can live with that, too.

Whatever happens is what we make happen.

Okay.

Supposing this is over.

-You mean this? -This.

And we're back in the real world.

l get cases all the time where l'm out half the night.

-Okay. -Sometimes all night.

Fine. Sometimes l have to work all night in the studio.

l'm not afraid of work.

l've got a kid.

What flavor?

Boy. Billy. He's eight.

-When do l get to meet him? -Do you know what it means?

l ain't afraid of no kid.

They say our love won't pay the rent.

And before it's earned our money's always spent.

l guess that's all, we don't have a lot,...

At least we're sure of all the things we've got.

Babe, l got you babe.

l got flower, in the spring.

l got you, l'll wear your ring.

When l'm sad, you're a clown.

When l get scared, you're always around.

They may say your hair's too long,...

l don't care, with you l can't go wrong.

So put you little hand in mine,...

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb.

Witnesses said the target of the shooting...

was former rock star Caitlin Davies.

According to the police, the dead gunman is a Cuban national...

with a long history of arrests for violent crimes.

ln other news, the FAA is investigating charges...

-Mr. Lowe,... -l told you already,...

-the check will clear in a few days. -Yes.

-This was messengered over for you. -What is it?

The new dance remix for the Blowguns' single.

Fremont and Wiggins want you to listen to it right away.

Sure thing. Whatever.

What is this? Heavy Metal?

Smooth enough.

Just like Danny Sullivan.

Your mom was pretty cool about letting you miss a day or two.

She's a lot looser since she married Bob.

She is, huh?

You like Caitlin, dad?

Yes, l do.

l thought so. You never wanted me to meet anybody before.

That's because there wasn't anybody to meet.

Listen, maybe...

Well, we'll see.

You take it. lt's going to give me a hernia.

Too heavy for you?

What are you doing out here? You're not supposed to be outside.

Billy, this is Caitlin. Caitlin...

Excuse me. This is Billy.

Get to know each other.

Hi.

Sonny, they iced Tommy Lowe.

-How did it happen? -Plastic.

They haven't found all the parts yet.

-You're supposed to come in. -What do you mean?

She's a bigger target now than she was before.

Not in the opinion of the US Attorney.

She was only going to testify against Tommy Lowe.

Does the US Attorney have an opinion on who did Tommy Lowe?

Castillo says that's not our problem now.

Great. Just great.

Hi.

Billy's big for an eight-year-old.

Direct too. He really gets right to the point, doesn't he?

Yeah. He gets that from his mom.

What?

Tommy Lowe's dead.

-Killed? -Yeah.

-Who? -We don't know yet.

But...

since you don't have anybody to testify against now,...

my assignment's over.

That doesn't mean that we have to be.

-l want to try. -Yeah?

-Yeah. -Try what?

Try what, Sonny?

Do you want some deep and abiding respect?

Or maybe a short term romantic liaison?

-Very cute... -Or a long term friendship?

Come on.

l've got to know.

-You're making me do this, right? -Yeah.

-The whole thing? -The whole thing.

-God! -God won't help you now.

l love you, Sonny Crockett.

l love you, too.

Hi. Sorry l'm late.

-Bus is running late? -Yeah, something like that.

Gina, can l talk to you for a second?

l'll be right back, excuse me.

You want to talk?

About what?

What difference does it make noW?.

l appreciate your telling me thing, but l do have to go.

Excuse me a second. Can l talk to you all for a second?

l'm getting married.

ln fact, the Lieutenant gets some of the credit.

-Congratulations to you. -Thanks.

-Really, good luck. -Thank you, Marty.

lf you wanted to get rid of that address book, l'd be honored.

You got it, Stan.

-She's lucky. -Thank you.

Good friends,...

but lousy liars.

-Good friends usually are. -How about you?

Are you going to tell me the truth?

l'm a little happy and a little worried.

l can understand that.

But Rico, l know this one.

l can feel it.

She's the one.

l'm really happy for you, mate.

l'm just a little worried what can happen down the line.

Yeah, well...

we thought about that, you know.

l appreciate that you're concerned.

But we've asked all the right questions, l think,...

and we've gotten the answers that we're happy with...

Even our work hours work.

She works all night?

Yeah, sometimes.

Yeah, she's into the studio thing.

Wait till you hear it, it's great. But she won't blow the charts.

She likes her privacy.

So it won't jeopardize my cover.

We're just going to...

go for it.

Do you love her?

No, but l don't have anything to do on Sunday.

You're crazy! Congratulation, man.

Thanks, man.

Why would that be an issue?

Maybe you're semi-retired,...

but you're still in the music business.

l can see the loadies when you show up at a party...

''Here comes Caitlin with her narc.''

-We won't go to many parties. -Maybe you got that right...

because homeboy will be too busy hiding in the bushes.

He doesn't do that.

l can see you really love this dick.

-Detective. -He's still a cop. With nice clothes.

lt's dangerous.

-l don't want to see you hurt. -Why would that happen?

You're here to take care of me.

My girlfriend's in love and she's not listening.

You're going to break my heart.

This is really kind, you knot head.

Where did you find them? l've not seen them in 10 years!

We hired some private dicks.

Attention.

Let me have your attention.

Hold it. l'll make this short and sweet.

As you know, this last-minute get-together was kind of...

strange, but we all know whose fault that was.

l'd like to point out that, to the man,...

every single person l called said they'd be here without a doubt.

No matter how far they had to come, or what plans had to be broken...

And so, l raise my glass...

not only to my friend and partner, but to all his friends...

and all the memories we share with James Sonny Crockett.

To a cop who's always had the fire...

and refuses to lose sight of what is right.

Loyal and unselfish.

Congratulations, Sonny.

New Zealand?

The only place we figured you couldn't get in trouble.

lt was Gina's idea, actually.

-Good luck, Sonny. -Thanks.

-l want you to be happy. -Yeah, me too.

That's terrible what happened to Tommy Lowe.

Yeah. l heard his car overheated in Miami.

Those imports aren't designed for that humidity.

So, what do we do about Caitlin.

We'll see.

We have to see.