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[Garrett] Eduardo, knock-knock.

[Eduardo] You kidding? We're not little kids anymore.

[Garrett] Knock-knock!

-[Eduardo] Enough, I'm not playing. -[Garrett] Knock-knock!

[Eduardo] Fine. Dude's gone loco.

-Who's there? -[Garrett] Orange.

[Eduardo] Orange who?

[Garrett] Orange you gonna grab your proton gun? Ghoulie at four o'clock!

[both yell]

[lilting jazz music playing]

Here you go, Chip. One deluxe iced mocha.

And a biscotti. Compliments of the house.

Well, compliments of me, actually.

Thanks. I guess.

-[grunts] -Is this seat taken?

Can I help you?

-Troll. -[gasps]

Could she be just a little more conceited?

What does he see in her anyway?

Aside from the fact that she's absolutely gorgeous?

[laughs]

[ominous music playing]

So tomorrow night then?

I'll, uh, swing by at 7.

[engine starts, then rumbles]

Open the circle.

Great Cernunnos, wherever you be.

Impart your spirit down to me.

[eerie music playing]

What can I do for you ladies?

There is one who deserves to be punished.

Let me guess.

You need the power to serve up a little justice?

Let the punishment fit the crime.

[gasping]

[screams]

[theme music playing]

♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

J You know busting Makes me feel good J

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

[ominous music playing]

Uh, this is very bad.

Whose turn is it to clean up in here?

According to the schedule, it's Kylie's turn.

No way, I got a major term paper due tomorrow.

I traded with Roland, see.

But I traded with Eduardo.

I've got the same class as Kylie. Babes in books.

That's "Women in Literature."

A class about babes and I get three credits!

Does this rule or what?

Okay, oh ruler of happy land.

The kitchen's all yours.

Weren't you listening? Term paper.

I gotta be in the library all night.

Where is the library anyway?

Nevertheless, your name is still on the schedule.

Save me a few mold samples, if you would.

Sorry to interrupt the pow-wow, chief, but we just got a call.

There's been a level five manifestation on campus.

Sorry, Egon. Duty calls!

Who's going to clean the kitchen?

I'll do it!

-[whimsical music playing] -Mmm-mmm!

Crude, yet effective.

[ominous music playing]

[siren blaring]

Subject's name is Tina Bell.

As in, Tina Bell,

homecoming queen, head cheerleader, and world-class A-number-1 babe?

Okay! Now try saying it without slobbering.

Okay, yuck it up, jocko.

But I know her type real well.

My sensitive side drives them wild.

Hm. I must be immune.

[Tina] Who is it?

It's your knight in shining...

armor.

I'll be in the car.

[PKE meters beeping]

[beeping intensifies]

Jackpot!

This place is crawling with ecto.

You promised to make us the most popular girls on campus.

What's taking so long?

Dear heart, I told you.

You need a fourth believer.

Earth, wind, air and fire.

North, south, east and west.

John, Paul, George and Ringo.

Is this jelling for you?

Chill, okay? We get it already.

I'm only trying to please.

Remember.

The more power I have, the more power you have.

[eerie music playing]

Ooh. This place gives me the creeps.

Too dank and spooky?

Too many books.

-Do you want my help or not? -Yeah, yeah, sure.

So who are you writing about?

The witches in Macbeth.

Hm. More weird chicks. Figures.

Their powers are arcane and unknowable.

-Hey! -They symbolize the unpredictable forces

controlling Macbeth's fortunes.

And his fate.

-[ominous music playing] -I think we found our fourth.

Are you sure?

She understands the power of witches.

And she even dresses right.

Um... does this Macbeth dude have a sister I could write about?

Excuse me. We were looking for the section on...

demonology.

Two rows down.

Allow me. [clears throat]

We have a very extensive selection.

Macbeth...

Cool.

It's my single favorite play.

Yeah. How about those witches? Are they symbolic or what?

I'm Wanda. This is Selene and Bess.

-Kylie. -And I am Eduardo.

Listen, we were gonna check out this new occult bookshop.

Wanna come?

Sorry, I got a paper.

If not now...

soon.

Hey, uh, I'm free.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah. She digs me.

[ominous music playing]

I ran a complete spectral analysis on the ecto matter you found.

The residual energy indicates

a trans-dimensional molecular destabilizing element

consistent with metamorphological realignment.

In English, por favor.

Whatever did this can turn a homecoming queen into a troll.

Note these irregularities in the frequency,

this suggests an indirect source.

The ecto energy must have passed through something else

before it reached its victim.

But who could be controlling it? And why?

[pensive music playing]

[all grunting]

[Wanda] He is such the fox.

Will you guys give it a rest already?

He's not interested in me.

With Tina out of the way, he's food on the table.

But what will I say?

[hopeful music playing]

Hi, Chip! Remember me?

Oh, right. The, uh, biscotti fairy.

[laughs] Uh-huh!

I'm in your chemistry class too.

I thought maybe, uh, we could, uh...

What? Tina's out of town five minutes

and suddenly every twig comes falling out of the trees.

Who does he think he is?

Look, let's not do anything rash.

Open the circle.

[ominous music playing]

[sighs] What is it now?

You work for us, remember?

If I may remind you...

Yeah, yeah, you're gonna give us powers beyond our wildest dreams.

But only if we find a fourth believer.

Well said. And she would be...

I told you. We're working on it.

In the meantime...

Did you see what that conceited jerk did?

He called Bess a twig.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Cool.

[grunts, then yells]

[Wanda] And this is just the beginning.

[ominous music playing]

Before we start, I'd like to collect your term papers.

[PKE meter beeping]

Huh? What?

Would you mind shutting off that beeper please?

Something around here is red hot. We gotta book!

Do you have to carry that thing around everywhere?

[yelps]

[pensive music playing]

Uh, Kylie, what are you doing?

-[clamoring] -[whimsical music playing]

[man] Get me a towel!

Coming through, Ghostbusters.

Hey. Women aren't allowed in here.

It's okay. She's not really a woman.

I want her out of here!

Uh, nice chatting with you.

[Kylie] We're onto something.

[Eduardo] Like expulsion, maybe.

What's she doing here?

-[ominous music playing] -[siren blaring]

We got your signal. What have you found?

An ecto trail.

The readings are the same as Tina the troll's.

Kylie's a Ghostbuster?

I told you we should leave her alone.

Are you kidding? She's perfect.

She's gotta be a true believer.

Guys, I think I found something.

Unless, of course, the school has a new philosophy on gardening.

[grunts]

[Roland] "Property of Chip Hanson."

[beeping]

And so is this.

Hey, Kylie. What's going on?

You better stay back.

We're investigating an ecto-plasmic phenomenon.

Sounds fascinating.

You should come by the Starbright coffee house sometime

and tell me more about it.

[Eduardo] I would love to.

Uh, yo, Mr. Smooth.

-You mind not leaning on the victim? -Huh?

Oh, almost forgot.

There's a frat party at the Delta house tonight.

-I'm free. -Who asked?

Thanks, but I'm on assignment.

Well, then drop by the coffee house later.

We're doing a late shift after the party.

Oh, yeah. That chick really digs me.

[pensive music playing]

[Egon] Here's the spectral analysis of the ectoplasmic residue from Chip.

And here's the spectral analysis from Tina.

[beeping]

Same reading. Same ghost.

So why is it picking on college kids?

Hm.

Man, she's a total fox. She doesn't even know I'm alive.

Believe me, I know it's hard,

when day after day you try and try and get nothing back.

But you have to hang in there.

Even if your insides feel like they've been ripped to shreds.

[groans, then squeaks]

So even if it takes 12 whole years,

the best 12 years of a woman's life,

in the end, it'll all be worth it.

I think I'm going to take a walk now.

I got a lead on our perp.

I think it's this being called Cernunnos.

First off, he needs a human conduit to channel his energy.

Someone's gotta actually summon him.

Fascinating. That would account for the indirect ecto source.

And then there's his MO. Transmutations.

That would account for Tina the troll and Chip off the old block.

But who would have summoned him? And why?

Let's just say I've got a hunch.

[smooth jazz music playing]

Hey, is Wanda in yet?

She was supposed to be here ten minutes ago.

I'll wait.

-[ominous music playing] -[siren blaring]

[proton packs energizing]

Awful quiet for a party.

Where is everybody?

You sure we have the right address?

I'm sure. Only I think someone beat us here.

[squeaking and chittering]

Hm. Not your usual frat rats.

PKE's hot. Same reading as Tina and Chip.

They wouldn't let us in, so they had to be punished.

What do you say, Kylie? Ready to join the fun?

Cernunnos is only using you. He's dangerous.

Look, we don't wanna hurt you,

but we'll do whatever it takes to stop him.

Stop this, roller boy.

[grunts]

-[dramatic music playing] -I'm warning you. Stay back.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Last chance, Kylie.

Come with us and the power can be yours.

You don't understand, Wanda. You can't trust Cernunnos.

Come on, girls. Kylie's not worthy.

We'll just have to find someone else.

[sighs]

I don't suppose any of you big, strong frat guys

wanna help me carry my buddies out to the car?

[ominous music playing]

Why am I even wasting my time?

-Quit whining, Bess. - I still think we should talk to Kylie.

She may know something about Cernunnos that we don't.

[Eduardo] Wanda?

Ugh. I'm out of here.

Wait. Not so fast.

Cernunnos said we needed a fourth.

And as a Ghostbuster, he must be a believer.

But he's a guy.

Nobody's perfect.

Eduardo. I'm so glad you came.

-Really? -You're free, right?

Like, you're not booked up for the evening?

No, my schedule is wide open.

So, what do you got in mind?

[laughs]

-[ominous music playing] -[thunder rumbles]

The ambience is a little lacking, but I gotta say, I like the view.

[siren wailing distantly]

Sit.

Don't you have to say "Simon says" first?

Join hands.

Okay, after a couple of minutes, you wanna make yourself scarce,

-so Wanda and I-- -Shut up.

[thunder crashing]

Maybe we could play Twister instead.

Oww!

What is this? Some kind of joke?

You found a fourth believer.

The circle is now complete.

Hey. Who invited the Wizard of Oz?

The power is ours.

Au contraire, my dear. The power is mine.

You have brought me into your world and now you will serve me.

Ew!

[laughs]

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Uh...

I'm out of here!

[Eduardo yells]

Let this world bow before the might of Cernunnos.

Take it easy.

[ominous music playing]

[groans]

What happened?

Guess I'm not as sound a sleeper as you are.

You're lucky Cernunnos is looking for converts, not corpses,

or we wouldn't be having this conversation.

So we're safe as long as Wanda and her friends don't find a fourth.

I found the big ugly that messed up Chip and Tina.

His name is Cernunnos.

Wanda, Selene and Bess summoned him.

They got a fourth believer to complete their circle.

Really?

Who would be stupid enough to do that?

Uh... A, uh, hapless victim who is led astray?

And who managed to escape by the skin of his teeth?

Or hers.

[sighs]

-[ominous music playing] -[siren blaring]

[engine stops]

Up on the roof!

[laughs]

More servants for the supreme master.

All must worship him.

What happened to them?

The big kahuna zapped them.

He said something about the punishment fitting the crime.

Or at least that's what I was told.

No! The proton streams could hurt them.

It's Cernunnos we want.

Then you shall receive your request.

[Ghostbusters yelling]

Bow down before your master.

-[proton pack energizes] -Master this!

[dramatic music playing]

We're shorting out!

Your little toys are useless before my supreme power.

Oh, yak, yak, yak.

[roaring]

Kylie! The trap!

It's no good! The containment vortex is fried!

Hey, check out Moe, Larry and Ugly.

[Wanda] Help us!

The proton stream must be draining his power.

There's no way to pull him in!

Maybe there's a way to create a containment vortex of our own!

How?

By recreating the energy field

that gave Cernunnos his power in the first place.

Roland's right. Form the circle around the trap.

Don't listen to them, girls.

[suspenseful music playing]

-Join hands. -No!

We'll lose the power forever.

Do it.

Do I have to?

[in unison] Do it!

Whoa! [yells]

[Cernunnos groaning]

You're making a mistake, girls.

Don't you remember? Unlimited power? Popularity?

Don't listen to him!

I'll give you everything.

Everything! Don't do this to me!

[dramatic music playing]

[sighs]

Whoa, did you see that?

Is-- Is it over?

We never should have trusted him.

Look, I know this isn't the best time and all, but...

maybe we could still get together sometime for a coffee.

Get a life.

-Who was talking to you, witchy-poo. -[whimsical music playing]

[groans]

Got a pen? I'll give you my number.

What do you suppose prompted that?

Change of heart?

Free biscotti.

[theme music playing]

♪ When the things that slither In the shadows ♪

♪ Keep you up late at night ♪

♪ When there's something lurking In your closet ♪

♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪