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[teenagers whooping]

-[horn honking] -[passenger yells]

[driver laughs]

We're gonna get busted big time.

Nobody ever got slabbed just for crossing a bridge.

Come on, let's get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.

Ooh. Don't tell me you believe all those stories

about the bridge monster.

Cross the bridge And cross the creature

Cross the creature And double its wrath

[growling]

Did you hear that?

[snorting]

[snorting continues]

-[roars] -[both gasp]

[both yell]

"Nobody ever got slabbed just for crossing a bridge," huh?

[growling]

[theme music playing]

♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ You know Busting makes me feel good ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪

[exterminator] Termite tidiae,

a pseudo-notopterus creature with an affinity for wood.

You've got bugs, lady. Termites, to be exact.

I'll need to tent the place for 48 hours.

Total evacuation, of course.

-Huh? -What?

I know this scam.

First they empty out the place, then they empty out the place.

I wouldn't fall for it. Hey!

-So when can you start? -Tomorrow.

Uh, got anything unusual in here I should know about?

Low-level ectoplasm, transdimensional spirit matter,

assorted demonic tissue samples.

You know, the usual stuff.

Looks like you'll need a place to stay, Egon.

My place is cozy.

Just you and me.

And Slimer makes three.

Or you could both find a hotel.

I'd let you stay with me, but my cat's not real big

on free-floating, vaporous, goopy apparitions.

Wish I could help you, Egon,

but we don't have a spare piece of floor at my place,

let alone an extra bed.

Yeah, sorry. State championships.

I got half a dozen wheelchair-basketball players

crashing at my place already.

Ahh. What's up?

Hey, Eduardo. You live alone, right?

Wouldn't have it any other way. Got my own space.

Total freedom. What more could I want?

[lighthearted music playing]

[Eduardo sighs] When I said, "What more could I want,"

it was more of a rhetorical question.

That's it?

Meals are not included.

I'm hungry. [speaking gibberish]

[exclaims] Egon, what's this stuff in my shower?

[Egon] I'm cultivating mold samples.

Don't worry. Moisture is good for them.

Just 48 hours.

Try not to kill them for just 48 hours.

[snorting]

[snorting]

Wha--?

[growling]

Don't you growl at me, ugly!

[yells]

Hey, where's my daily special?

-[smashing] -[screams]

Somebody help!

There's a creature destroying the kitchen!

[creature screeches]

[screams]

[groaning]

[snorting]

[both roar]

[alarm ringing]

[Eduardo chuckles] Not bad, huh?

[Egon] Most impressive.

This image was clearly retouched on the Intelemage 602.

-But was it vectored or bit mapped? -[Slimer] Hmm.

Leave it to Egon to suck all the beauty out of life.

-[knocking on door] -[gasps]

Wait here, and don't make a sound.

[whines]

Hi, Eduardo.

I hope I'm not bothering you, but I need to go to the market--

Mom wants to pawn me off on you for a while, Uncle Eduardo.

No!

-I mean, now isn't a good time. -[phone rings inside]

-Is everything all right? -I'm fine.

-Carl's not here, is he? -He's working the day shift.

Maybe if you two sat down and talked.

Brothers shouldn't let their differences come between them.

Sometimes I think our differences are the only thing we have in common.

Oh!

You have a guest.

This is Egon, my boss.

Egon, this is my sister-in-law, Beth.

-Now say goodbye, Egon. -We just got a call.

A disturbance down at the chicken shack.

I thought you lived alone.

[sighs] Look, it's a long story, okay?

Just do me a favor and lay low.

You won't even know we're here.

[yelps]

-Yeah. I won't even know you're here. -Huh?

And then it splits up like one of them amoebas,

and suddenly there's two of them running around.

Definitely ectoplasmic, level four.

Here, get a sample for Egon.

[scoffs] Why not?

What's one more jar of paranormal pus in my house?

-What is your malfunction? -[Eduardo] Egon.

He's got his junk all over my apartment.

There's mold growing in my shower.

And what? He got rid of it?

I hate to interrupt this thrilling episode of The Real World,

but the cook said one of those things went up the ventilation shaft.

Looks like a tight squeeze.

Won't be able to get our proton packs through.

Grab a ghost trap. We're doing this the old-fashioned way.

Oh, look, the Goof busters.

[Eduardo] Oh, man. I'm out of here.

Guess we aren't needed after all.

What is it with you and cops?

[Garrett] It's okay, officer.

We've got the situation under control.

Listen, kid.

I don't take orders from you.

You take orders from me.

[eerie music playing]

Fun.

Maybe next time, we can belly-crawl through a cesspool wearing Speedos.

[gasps]

[sighs]

Must have been storage for that old costume shop next door.

-[creature grumbles] -[Eduardo gasps]

-[screeching] -[yelling]

Kylie!

[growling]

-[creature snorting] {gasps}

Hey, stumpy. Pick on someone your own size.

[creature roaring]

-Um... -[Kyle gasps]

Ever seen anything like this before?

Where do you think I hang out?

Nah, looks like it was a couple of whacked-out kids.

I've seen stranger things.

You Ghostbusters better watch yourselves.

I've got my eye on you.

Sir, yes, sir.

[dramatic music playing]

The ghost trap's over by the mannequins. Create a diversion.

Why am I always the bait?

[both screeching, roaring]

[screams]

[Eduardo] Kylie, look out!

[music fades]

[Eduardo] Trolls? Like those little dolls with big orange hair?

Real trolls are incredibly vicious.

Especially when defending their homes.

Are you saying that attic was troll central?

Highly unlikely. They usually nest in bridges.

These particular trolls appear to display psycho-responsive replication.

[electricity crackling]

Do you come with subtitles?

Negative emotions within the troll trigger accelerated cell division,

resulting in an almost instantaneous replication.

It's a defense mechanism,

like a skunk's spray.

Hey, you sure we've got enough juice to handle all this stuff?

Don't worry. I packed a fire extinguisher.

-[pounding on door] -[officer] You, open up this door!

Okay, what's going on in here?

Just a minor electrical fire, officer.

We've got it under control.

No one was asking you, mister.

I was speaking to my brother.

-Listen, Carlos-- -My name is Carl.

How many times do we have to have this conversation?

Do you want something,

or did you just come up here to remodel my doorway?

If you're finished barbecuing my guest room,

Beth says dinner's at 8 instead of 7:30

like she told your roommate.

[sighs] Did you have to accept her invitation?

Is that a problem?

Ugh.

It's so nice to have everyone here for dinner.

One big happy family.

[clears throat]

So how was your day, hon?

Fine until we ran into those Ghostbuster clowns.

You met the Ghostbusters?

Did you get me an autograph?

Tell me you did.

They're dangerous, son.

If it were up to me, they'd have been locked up a long time ago.

[Egon] Well, that's not true.

As a matter of fact, your own brother--

Goes to class with some of them. They're really not so bad.

Dad was a cop. I'm a cop.

It's your one chance of making something of yourself.

No, your one chance, okay?

I'm not like you or Dad.

You got that right. You have no respect for authority.

Just like those Ghostbusters.

[clears throat]

Excuse me, but why do you have SO many issues with the Ghostbusters??

Eduardo and I happen to be--

Really enjoying this great meal.

Why spoil it with all this talk about the Ghostbusters?

[Beth] Eduardo,

you really seem to be enjoying the chicken.

[slurping] Yum. [speaks gibberish]

[coughs]

Yeah! Mm.

More chicken, please.

[snorts quizzically]

[foreboding music playing]

-[trolls snorting] -[people gasp]

Look what we got here.

Let me guess, Sleepy and Dopey?

[both growling]

You're trespassing on our bridge.

[people yelling]

[all roaring]

[smashing]

[man 1 yells] No!

[man 2] Mommy!

[Egon] Why are you so adamant about hiding your affiliation with us?

I don't know what you're talking about, man.

Are you that intimidated by your brother?

Hey, I'm not having this conversation.

Just one more day and you're out of here,

along with your moldy towels and electrical fires,

and my life goes back to normal.

Mm!

[Slimer munching, gibbering]

[tense music playing]

-[clattering in distance] -[gasps]

-Carl. -[snoring]

Carl!

Do you hear something?

-[clanking in distance] -[Carl snores, then grunts]

[munching & plates clanking nearby]

[gasps]

Get up. There's a call.

The Ecto-1 is on its way to pick you up.

[yawns]

Why can't the ghosties keep normal hours?

[siren blares]

All right, let's roll.

Roll where? We're here.

Ohh. This is not happening.

Uh, wait. Um, false alarm.

I-- I know these people. They call 911 when a goldfish dies.

Stop whining.

Don't I always protect you?

-Um... -Hey, Egon. Nice jammies.

Thank you for getting here so fast.

No problem.

As it turns out, your neighbor happens to be one of us.

Mrs. McCloskey's a Ghostbuster?

Egon, you may not want to come in for a few minutes.

It might be dangerous.

Oh, he's used to it.

Oh. You know each other?

There's a definite presence.

It's in the kitchen.

[Kylie] Hey!

[burp nearby]

Now, why does that sound familiar?

Mm! [gibbering]

[speaking gibberish] Roland!

-[smooching] -[grunts]

[door opens]

What's going on here?

What are you people doing in my house?

And what are you doing in that stupid getup?

Hey, aren't you that cop from--?

Uncle Eduardo's a Ghostbuster?

Rad!

Kevin, back to your room.

But, Dad!

-Now. -[groans]

You weren't man enough to tell me?

Tell you what? Who is this guy?

[sighs] He's my brother.

[both gasp]

Cool.

Ahh.

Radical.

Huh?

[beeps]

-[dramatic music playing] -[yelps]

[troll roaring]

[screeching]

[gasps]

[screeching, growling]

[suspenseful music playing]

[gasps] Oh, no! I let it loose!

Who you gonna call?

And take that flying garbage disposal with you.

[Slimer whines]

Alrighty, but only 'cause you asked so nice.

[screams]

Would you rather spend the night in a jail cell?

Lay off, Carlos. Your problem's with me.

You got that right.

You bring ghosts into my house,

get my son thinking you thugs are some kind of heroes?

You're setting him straight, and then you are out.

Kevin?

Kevin?

Kevin?

-Where are you, son? -Yo, Kevin.

Eduardo, Carl?

This is very bad.

[troll snorting]

[suspenseful music playing]

I'm a Ghostbuster. I can do this.

[horns honking]

Let's go! This ain't a freaking parking lot!

-Huh? -[crowd screaming]

-Kevin! -[Eduardo] Kevin!

It's no good. The PKE trail is cold.

[Beth] Carl...

I called the whole neighborhood. Nobody's seen him.

This is all your fault. Anything happens to Kevin...

[woman over radio] All units, we have a code 497. Officer down.

All available units please proceed to the Brooklyn Bridge.

Didn't you say trolls make nests in bridges?

Correct. They're pack hunters.

If you find one, you should find them all.

Where are you going? Let us handle it.

I'm getting my son back. And you're staying right here.

[siren wailing]

We gotta catch up to my brother before those trolls wax him.

[Ecto-1 siren blaring nearby]

Carlos, wait!

You're only gonna get it mad, and that just makes it worse.

I told you to back off, Eddie.

And stay away from my son.

-[cars smashing] -[officers yelling]

[officer yells]

[roaring]

[yells]

[screeching]

Kevin! Kevin!

Kevin! Kevin!

-Dad! -Kevin!

You're all right?

Dad, look out!

[growls]

[car smashes]

There must be 50 of them now.

If that's true, there'll be hundreds within minutes.

We'll never trap them all.

Too bad we can't just glue them back together.

-That's it. -What? You brought glue?

We can reconfigure the energy flow of the proton packs.

If we reverse flow,

it may act as a magnet and fuse their cells back together.

What are those things?

Can't you people do anything?

Oh, so now you want my help?

Don't give me your lip, Eddie.

My son is out there.

Then step aside, Mr. Police Officer,

and make way for a scientist.

-[Carl yells] -[all yelp]

Uh... sorry.

Let's kick some troll.

-Yeah! -Let's go!

[determined music playing]

[trolls snorting]

Uncle Eduardo, help!

[troll growling]

[troll screaming]

Never underestimate a Rivera.

You know better than to mess with this button, right?

I do now.

[Roland] Reverse flow.

[roaring]

Dad!

[poignant music playing]

Uncle Eddie helped me catch the troll.

You're lucky to be alive.

And you, you got something to say to Kevin?

Yeah. I'm proud of being a Ghostbuster.

Your dad can kick me out if he wants to,

but I ain't gonna hide it from him or anybody.

I hope I wasn't too much of an inconvenience.

Well, let's just say I'm looking forward to getting back my space.

[lighthearted music playing]

-[Slimer shouting gibberish] -[Eduardo] Hey!

And my clean clothes.

[theme music playing]

♪ When the things that slither In the shadows ♪

♪ Keep you up late at night ♪

♪ When there's something lurking In your closet ♪

♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪