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Johnny!
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Oh my god!
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Oh shit! Oh my god! Every time I walk in
a room, that's what you're doing. Do you
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do anything besides jerk off?
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah? Like what? It's not like you have
a job. Why don't you get a job where
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your father works at Boomer Investments?
They got a 1% return last year, and only
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men that get 1% returns get women that
look like this.
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Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I want to be a winner, right? I
don't want to be a loser.
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Call your father.
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Ask him for an internship.
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Move out of my house.
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You're right. I should ask him for an
internship.
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Yeah, I'm going to go do that. I'm not a
loser.
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Thank you. I'm not a loser.
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Maybe put some clothes on first.
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Okay, let's check this out.
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Let's do complete idiot
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guide to investing.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Let's download this app called
Robinwood.
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Looks interesting. I'm gonna download it
Okay, so I got it downloaded
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step one complete yes, I'm not a
complete failure Okay, let's see here
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Huh What
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are all these graphs
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Call
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Put option what is all that stuff, huh?
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Let me see some stocks I can buy
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Oh
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What what an interesting stock I thought
that company went out of business
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years ago, huh?
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Okay, I guess here goes nothing last $50
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Call
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late All right thinking
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now what
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Okay,
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I'm in the green I'm in the green hell
yeah
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I need to keep buying more stocks.
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Think, Johnny, think.
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My dad has an easy job. What the fuck?
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I've never seen so much money in my
life.
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Maybe some more before the market
closes.
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Holy shit.
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Whoa.
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I've never seen so many commas in my
life.
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Mom! Come here!
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Yeah, what?
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Oh my god.
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Who's the loser now?
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Let me get a closer look.
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Winner Oh Go
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all the way deep I get better returns of
my dad you better go all the
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way
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Worship it. Worship it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Tell me I get better returns than my
dad.
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Oh, God. You get so much better returns
than your daddy. Yeah. Tell me.
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I'm the man of the house now, right?
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Yes Yes,
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look on them for good luck maybe you can
get better returns on your investments
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I want to see that pussy.
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Yeah, let me give you a hug.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, look at you.
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It's all mine, right?
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That's all yours, sweetie.
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Aw, you got that 1% from me, didn't you?
Oh, I did.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want you to shove your cock in there.
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Tell me.
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Give me that cock.
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I want that 1% dick.
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Give me.
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Please. Please fuck me.
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Take this off.
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Let me see.
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Fuck you.
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Time intake.
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taking it to the moon.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Yeah, you gotta take me to the moon
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Yeah, you don't want that
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Spread that out.
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I'm gonna take you to the moon for real
now.
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Because he sucks at it.
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bang bros
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Let me teach those kids to see.
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Oh, it tastes like citrusy.
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Let me fuck you like a street seller.
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Let me fuck you like a street seller.
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You ready?
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You ready for all that cum?
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Sorry, Dad.
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I guess your wife has a new boyfriend.
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Oh, oh, oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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You know what? I'm a little hungry after
fucking you.
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Can you go make me some tendies?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Let me check on my portfolio.
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Fuck I'm in the red four hundred and
fifty three thousand dollars
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