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It's about 5pm
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and as you see
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the fans are rushing into the concert hall
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It's an incredible demand
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A demand that you only
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know from big pop concerts
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A demand, which could have
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been calculated before
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But many people didn't expect this
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,because it is not David Bowie
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who is performing tonight
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it is not Phil Collins
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not Robbie Williams
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It is Daniel Küblböck!
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The pop-phenomenon of the year
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who is starting his big solo tour tonight
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with which he will
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tour germany for one month.
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Phenomenon is the keyword
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ladies and gentleman
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because "phenomenon"
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is a word free of value.
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With "phenomenon" you can register
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something either positive or negative
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[Fading] that you can evaluate yourself
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Daniel the sorcerer
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[Crazy teenage girls doing countdown]
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[Crappy 'Thus spoke Zarathustra' ripoff]
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""""Visual FX""""
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[Balthasar] Look at this, Tom!
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Such a kind is getting famous.
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Poor germany!
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Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
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What do you think of this, Rike?
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[Rike] Such a pussy
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[Tom] Neither boy nor girl
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What is he, Balthasar?
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[Balthasar] Dead is, what he is
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He is dead, if it's up to you.
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Dead as a dodo.
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[original musicvideo playing in background]
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[???] ROCK ROCK ROCK!!! [???]
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"If it's up to us, he is dead as a dodo"
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Were you serious, Balthasar?
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Of course, what do you think?
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Someone has to do the dirty work
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don't you think?
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How do you picture something like this?
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How I picture it....
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Real easy: Bang bang, basta!
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the end, finito.
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[The director, Ulli Lommel]
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[Tom] There is his father
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[Rike] Then Daniel isn't alone
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We wanna try it nevertheless?
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[Tom] Did you bring the pistol?
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[Rike] Nope, you should have brought it!
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[Tom] Shit!
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[Rike] Then we must do it without a pistol
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[Tom] How? Maybe with a knife?
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[Father] Ok, lets do it, Daniel
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Now comes your favourite activity
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[Daniel] Dear Daniel
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I can't tell you, how much you mean to me
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Unfortunatley I can't come to your concert
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in Circus Crown.
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But maybe it will work next time.
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I just wanted to thank you.
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[Old lady fan] I was so close
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to end my life.
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I wish you the best
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and that you stay healthy
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and that you will bring happiness and luck
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to many people for many years to come.
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Finally i can feel joy again
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And that is because of you!
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You have saved my life
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with your persona and music.
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[Daniel acting]
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I don't know, Grandma.
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I can't deal with it
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So much responsibility...
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... you know what i mean?
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[Grandma] Yeah, sure...
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...you have much responsibility now!
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All the fans who love you!
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[Daniel] But what if eventually...
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... I dont want to do it anymore?
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Just... over.
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[Father] Bullshit, you are overthinking.
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Here, continue writing your cards...
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... or we won't finish 1000 fanmails today.
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[Grandma] Should I help you?
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[Daniel] Noooo,noo... It's okay.
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[Grandma] I did it one time for Grandpa.
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I have a similar handwriting to yours anyway.
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[Father] Yeah, Grandpa was nearly the same as Daniel!
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He always amazed people!
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[Grandma] Yeah, he also made music
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Didn't you know?
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:-C
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Daniel got his talent from my husband
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He wasn't sinking over night [???]
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He was a great musician!
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He played!
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Til his death.
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[Daniel] Hm!
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:-P
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One more writing, who would love to kill me
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[Father] Let me see
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If I catch you on TV once more
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it means head-off, KüblbE(!)ck.
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And don't dare to [???] on your tour.
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Well, I'll give this to the police.
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[Grandma] Well, we need bodyguards for him.
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I always told you.
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Some really strong bodyguards
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[Daniel] I don't want bodyguards
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It's absurd.
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[Father] I dont think bodyguards are a bad idea
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[Grandma] I don't understand all the rage
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Gosh, you aren't harming them!
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All this useless hate
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It's really absurd!
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[Daniel] Dear Daniel...
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I think it's awesome...
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Wow, what a bad handwriting!
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...that you are like half girl, half boy
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I love you, Daniel.
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Yours truly, Sabine from Vaterstetten.
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This is positive!
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[Grandma] On the other hand...
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...he has millions of fans, who would go trough hell for him
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Such a career, as Daniels has done...
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.... is absolutely rare.
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If ever!
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They should see you and get to know you
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If they could see, what kind of show he puts on...
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...how he is putting on his show!
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How he is standing on stage, two hours!
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Well, they would change their minds.
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Right, eh?
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[awkward pause]
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You know, bodyguards wouldn't be bad.
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[Father] That's what I'm saying all the time
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Bodyguards!
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[Grandma] Maybe you will go to America, one day.
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To... to Las Vegas!
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That would be something.
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[Daniel] In America there are better people
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They surely don't need me there
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[Grandma] You can never know!
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Don't say it.
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You can never tell, what's going to happen
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[Father] Las Vegas... yeah...
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...wouldn't be too bad.
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[Grandma] Say, whats up with your singing teacher...
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...Mr. Meisner?
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I think you should work a bit on your voice
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Don't you think? [lol]
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You just have to work!
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Working on yourself, real hard! Day and night.
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[Tom] Maybe we should wait at the forrest
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and just shoot him.
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With a good gun and scope.
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[Rike] What?
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Really, no! I think its much too cowardly!
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[Tom] You always have such a big mouth, Rike.
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I'm gradually fed up with you.
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[awesome Daniel singing]
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[Rike] Just listen to this shit.
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Worst thing i've heard in my whole life!
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[Tom] Somehow I can't see anything, Rike.
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[Rike] There isn't anything to see.
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It's enough to only listen to Küblböck!
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[sad song :-( ]
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[ I don't know where the tiger is coming from]
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[Or why there is a tiger in general]
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[Mr. Meisner] Daniel, that was neat!
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[Mr. Meisner] It's no problem, you can hold it.
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Hey, what are you doing there!
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Vanish
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Go away!
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[???]
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Let's start over again
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We can manage the stuff with the notes.
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[Daniel] Okay :-/
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[Tom] To our Küblböck, who we hate beyond measure.
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Be quiet, I have to write this letter to Küblböck.
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[Rike] Man!
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[Tom] Don't think, that we will fall for
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your faked love for the poor tigers. [again, wtf?!]
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By the way, my girlfriend and I
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don't live far from you, in Passau...
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...which you will visit soon.
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Well, this won't happen, because we intent to...
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put an end to this tragedy.
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[one of the greatest scenes of the movie-history incoming]
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8-]
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[Balthasar] Something wrong?
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[Mysterious man] Dont you recognise me anymore?
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[Balthasar] Not that i remember...
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[Myst. Man] Munich. Oktoberfest 1965...
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[Balthasar] Wait a moment... Johnny?!
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No... He is long dead...
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[Myst. Man] Who are you talking about?
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[Balthasar] About Johann. Also called Johnny.
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[Myst. Man] I am exactly that Johnny.
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[Balthasar] Yeah yeah, sure thing...!
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Have a nice day...
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[Johnny] About Daniel...
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You can get it out of your head, Balthasar.
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[Balthasar] How do you know my name?
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[Johnny] If you, or your fellowship...
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... harm Daniel...
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...you will have to deal with me...
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[Balthasar] Quit playing games.
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Johnny has been dead for at least 30 years.
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[Johnny] Ghosts can also be dangerous!
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[Balthasar] Hehe! I'm sorry.
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I don't believe in ghosts.
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[Johnny] I'm protecting Daniel...
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...and I always did.
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[Johnny] You don't need to be afraid, Daniel.
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Hm?
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Tell me...
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...you can dream, right?
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Just start dreaming...
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... and the rest...
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...will come automatically...
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[Balthasar] Even if you're right...
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... you will solely face a huge superior force...
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Millions of people, who hate his guts.
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[Johnny] Do you know small Petra?
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[Balthasar] Petra? What Petra?
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[Johnny] You see?
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You have no idea...!
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Love...
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... will prevail.
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>:-/
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[?????????????????????????????????]
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[Grandpa Winter] Is this supposed to be music, Petra?
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this is unbearable.
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Is this the lunatic Küblböck, or what?
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[Petra] His name is Daniel, Grampa.
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Also his music is super-duper!
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[Grandpa Winter] Nothing but pure garbage!
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Lousy stuff!
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I've had enough, turn it down.
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It's enough!
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[Petra] If you didn't forbidden me to go to his concert...
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...you wouldn't have to listen to it now!
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[Grandpa Winter] !!! Concert!
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Well... I... He is stupid... he didn't learn anything...
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... he doesn't know anything about music!
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That jumping-jack!
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That... poor devil! [literally: poor sausage]
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In my shop... no-one likes that shit!
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Am i right, Miss Selig?
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[Selig] I totally aggree with you, Mr. Winter.
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That Küüüüüüüblböck!
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He is our cultural downfall!
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It's a 100% total shit.
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[Grandpa Winter] W-what is this?
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Küblböck!
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Unbelievable!
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Küblböck the whole year, only Küblböck?!
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That's impossible!
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HEY HEY! I'M THE MAN IN THE MOOOON!
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WATCHING YOUR WORLD FROM A BIG BALLOON!
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[Fun Fact: The character "Grandpa Winter" is played by this movies producer Peter Schamoni]
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[Director Lommel first saw Daniel on TV and decided to visit his concert in Zirkus Krone.]
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[He was amazed at Daniels atmosphere and charisma and decided to make a movie about him]
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[Producer Schamoni couldn't understand Lommels fascination with Daniel at first...]
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[... but was soon won over by Daniels positive energy!]
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[Thats why he included himself playing the part of "Grandpa Winter"!]
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[But will Daniel win over "Grandpa Winters" heart, as he did Schamonis? We will see...]
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[This song should be over soon...]
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[Soon...]
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[Real soon...]
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[wow!]
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:-P
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:-P
284
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[Finally!]
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[Petra] Dear Daniel...
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My Grampa ownes the Cafe Winter...
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... in your hometown Eggenfelden.
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It would be nice of you to visit us.
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We even bake our own cakes!
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I live without my parents...
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My Grandma also died last year...
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I'm thinking about you a lot.
293
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And that makes me happy!
294
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I love your music.
295
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And I always enjoy watching a new musicvideo by you
296
00:26:13,548 --> 00:26:15,548
See you soon!
297
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And lots of positive energy!
298
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Best wishes, Petra.
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[Balthasar] Where is the little cockroach?
300
00:26:20,444 --> 00:26:22,644
Did you change your minds?
301
00:26:23,368 --> 00:26:25,368
Did he convert you?
302
00:26:27,092 --> 00:26:29,092
... made you cry?
303
00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,816
Are you Daniel Küblböck-fans after all?
304
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,840
[Rike] Are you nuts?! Never!
305
00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:38,864
[Tom] We will get him.
306
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But it has to be spectacular.
307
00:26:41,312 --> 00:26:44,812
[Balthasar] On sunday is his last concert this year.
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In Passau. His home.
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He will fall in front of God and the world.
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Pew, pew!
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[Tom] And we will sit front-row!
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[Rike] Bang, bang!
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[Balthasar] And you will be more famous, than every superstar!
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[Rike] Sounds great!
315
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[Balthasar] Feels good!
316
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,028
[Tom] No more Küblböck!
317
00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:03,052
[Rike] No more!
318
00:27:03,076 --> 00:27:04,876
[Balthasar] No more Küblböck! Thats right!
319
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,500
[???]
320
00:27:16,524 --> 00:27:18,524
[Mean bullies] Look, what is he doing here?
321
00:27:22,248 --> 00:27:24,748
How d-d-did you m-m-anege to become famous?!
322
00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:27,772
[???]
323
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[??????]
324
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[Daniel] Such piggy-asses!
325
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[Father] Just ignore...
326
00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:38,868
We have to talk!
327
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:42,992
Hollywood called, they wanna do a screentest
328
00:27:43,016 --> 00:27:45,016
[Daniel] For real? (acting surprised)
329
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,040
[Father] Also Las Vegas is interested.
330
00:27:47,064 --> 00:27:49,064
[Daniel] Las Vegas, for real?
331
00:27:49,788 --> 00:27:51,788
[Father] yeah, they wanna invite us.
332
00:27:51,812 --> 00:27:54,812
But I don't think Hollxwood is bad. [??????]
333
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,236
[Have fun with the english parts]
334
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:30,260
[Woman] And what are you doing here?
335
00:28:30,784 --> 00:28:32,784
[Daniel] A screentest.
336
00:28:32,808 --> 00:28:34,808
[Woman] Screentest for what?
337
00:28:34,832 --> 00:28:36,832
[Daniel] For... Hollywood! :-)
338
00:28:36,856 --> 00:28:38,856
What about you?
339
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,880
[Woman] I am Marie.
340
00:28:41,604 --> 00:28:43,404
Aren't you afraid?
341
00:28:43,428 --> 00:28:45,428
[Daniel] Afraid of what?
342
00:28:45,452 --> 00:28:47,452
[Marie] That I'm chasing you.
343
00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:51,100
That I wanna kill you.
[Daniel] Did I do anything to you?
344
00:28:51,124 --> 00:28:53,124
[Marie] No! The opposite!
345
00:28:53,548 --> 00:28:55,548
You saved my fathers life!
346
00:28:56,572 --> 00:28:58,572
[Daniel] For real?!
347
00:28:58,596 --> 00:29:00,996
[Marie] He nearly drowned in Steinberger See!
348
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,020
But then you appeared to him as an angel
349
00:29:03,044 --> 00:29:05,044
[Daniel] Hm!
350
00:29:05,168 --> 00:29:07,168
[Marie] Lots of people like you...
351
00:29:07,192 --> 00:29:09,192
...though they don't know you.
352
00:29:13,016 --> 00:29:15,216
[Balthasar] Don't get intimidated, Rike!
353
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,640
You shall stalk him...
354
00:29:18,664 --> 00:29:20,664
...without attracting attention.
355
00:29:23,688 --> 00:29:25,688
We always have to pretend...
356
00:29:25,712 --> 00:29:27,712
...to be die-hard fans of him.
357
00:29:28,336 --> 00:29:30,336
Until he is in our trap!
358
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:37,260
Til he is ours...! Ours alone!
359
00:30:04,284 --> 00:30:06,284
And don't you forget, Rike...
360
00:30:06,308 --> 00:30:09,508
...Küblböck is nothing more,
than a laughable one-hit-wonder.
361
00:30:10,632 --> 00:30:12,632
A crazy scarecrow!
362
00:30:12,656 --> 00:30:17,156
And we!
We are the true superstars
363
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,580
You must never forget, Rike!
Never!
364
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,904
[Marie] Bullshit!
Don't let them tell you what to do.
365
00:30:55,928 --> 00:30:57,428
Such bullshit!
366
00:31:00,352 --> 00:31:02,352
[Marie] Danny-boy? What is your deal?
367
00:31:02,376 --> 00:31:04,376
He is Daniel KÜblböck, OK?
368
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
[Daniel] I'm not Indiana Jones...
369
00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:13,124
[Marie] Well, I wouldn't participate, Daniel.
370
00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:14,948
You have to remain true to yourself.
371
00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:17,172
Only then you can be succesful in Hollywood.
372
00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:57,896
From Eggenfelden... to... Hollywood
373
00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,420
[Balthasar] Hm, Hollywood!
374
00:32:35,444 --> 00:32:37,444
Don't make me laugh,
they will eat him alive.
375
00:32:37,468 --> 00:32:39,468
Daniel in the lions cave!
376
00:32:39,892 --> 00:32:44,892
[Johnny] Usually, one should not overuse magic...
377
00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,116
...but right now... i would love to...
378
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,240
...make you a cockroach!
379
00:32:49,264 --> 00:32:51,064
[Balthasar] Then do it!
380
00:32:51,088 --> 00:32:53,088
Show me, what you are able to do!
381
00:32:53,112 --> 00:32:55,612
In the end,
are you just another ridiculous phony?
382
00:32:55,636 --> 00:32:57,636
I thought you were a one-armed-monster!
383
00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:04,260
Johnny! What did you do?!
384
00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,984
Undo it!
385
00:33:06,008 --> 00:33:08,008
[Johnny] What does a good boy say?
386
00:33:08,032 --> 00:33:10,632
[Balthasar] I wanna be human,
not a cockroach!
387
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,656
I wanna be human, like you!
388
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,980
[Johnny] Bullshit, I'm not human!
389
00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:16,304
I'm a ghost.
390
00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:17,528
[Balthasar] Come on, help me!
391
00:33:17,552 --> 00:33:19,552
[Johnny] "I am..."?
392
00:33:19,576 --> 00:33:21,576
"I am a...."?
393
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,600
[Balthasar] I got it! "I am a celebrity!
Get me outta here!"
[Popular TV Show in germany, Daniel was in it]
394
00:33:26,624 --> 00:33:28,624
Really funny!
395
00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:30,648
But you know, he who laughs last...!
396
00:33:30,672 --> 00:33:32,172
I'm gonna get you!
397
00:33:32,196 --> 00:33:34,496
You and your miserable Küblböck!
398
00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:39,220
[Grandpa Winter] This is the last time, Petra,
that you play this KüblbOck-bullshit aroudn here!
399
00:33:39,344 --> 00:33:42,044
You know, how many complaints i got?
Dozens, hundreds!
400
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:43,868
[Petra] I don't care!
401
00:33:43,892 --> 00:33:49,292
[Grandpa Winter] You don't care, but I do!
It's a catastrophe, if my costumers run away!
402
00:33:49,316 --> 00:33:51,316
What should I do?
403
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:53,340
Once and for all, this shit has to end!
404
00:33:55,864 --> 00:33:57,864
There!
405
00:33:57,888 --> 00:34:00,288
T-t-thats him!
T-thats Küblböck!
406
00:34:03,212 --> 00:34:07,212
[Selig] The boy put his finger in all cakes!
Ugh, yuck!
407
00:34:07,236 --> 00:34:09,736
[Winter] Did you put your dirty
fingers in my cakes?!
408
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,860
I see! This is...! What kind of...!
I should call the police! Impossible!
409
00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:16,284
[???? Heavy bavarian dialect]
410
00:34:17,108 --> 00:34:21,508
[Daniel] All five cakes!
I buy them all.
411
00:34:22,032 --> 00:34:24,032
[Winter] T-thats impossible!
412
00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:26,356
[Petra] Why not? If he is paying?!
413
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,180
That about... 35,50€
414
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:33,804
[Winter] That's out of the question!
- Im packing it up, ok?
415
00:34:33,828 --> 00:34:36,528
[Winter] Are you nuts?
[Petra] But only if i get your signature.
416
00:34:37,152 --> 00:34:40,552
[Daniel] And your name is...? Petra!
417
00:34:42,876 --> 00:34:48,476
For Petra, from Daniel.
418
00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:52,700
[Petra] Thank you.
419
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,824
[Daniel] Will you come to my concert in Passau?
420
00:34:54,848 --> 00:34:56,848
[Petra] Of course!
[Winter] Bullshit!
421
00:34:56,872 --> 00:34:59,072
[Daniel] Here, 2 free tickets!
[Petra] For real? Thank you.
422
00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:01,496
That so nice of you!
423
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,520
[Daniel]...and my cake?
424
00:35:03,544 --> 00:35:05,544
[Petra] Oh, I nearly forgot!
425
00:35:05,568 --> 00:35:07,568
[Winter] You will give back the tickets, now!
426
00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:10,592
[Petra] Don't bother me, i have to work! Dont' you see?
- No respect! The youth!
427
00:35:10,616 --> 00:35:12,616
Unbelievable!
428
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,640
[Selig] That's right, Winter!
429
00:35:15,564 --> 00:35:21,364
[Daniel] Come here. Maybe we will see each
other on the concert?
430
00:35:24,488 --> 00:35:24,988
*bump*
431
00:35:28,812 --> 00:35:38,812
[??????????????]
432
00:35:50,236 --> 00:35:52,236
[Real clips of a TV Show Daniel was in]
433
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,660
[Passau]
434
00:36:56,684 --> 00:36:58,684
Positive Energy!
435
00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:50,208
[Winter] Say, is this pop-music,
or like rock-music?
436
00:37:50,232 --> 00:37:52,232
What is it?
437
00:37:52,256 --> 00:37:54,056
[Petra] It's Küblböck!
438
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,580
[Winter] So it's Küblböck-music, yeah?
Well, if you say so...
439
00:38:09,404 --> 00:38:11,604
[Daniel] Did I do something wrong?
440
00:38:13,328 --> 00:38:15,328
[Johnny] Not at all.
441
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:18,621
[Daniel] Where have you been the whole time?
442
00:38:19,545 --> 00:38:23,545
[Johnny] But I was there all the time.
Didn't you feel it?
443
00:38:26,569 --> 00:38:30,069
[Daniel] Somehting must have gone wrong.
Why is everybody hating me?
444
00:38:30,093 --> 00:38:33,893
[Johnny] I think you are doing your
many fans injustice, Daniel.
445
00:38:34,617 --> 00:38:37,117
They are all very proud of you
446
00:38:40,341 --> 00:38:42,341
Me too, by the way.
447
00:38:43,265 --> 00:38:45,265
You are 18 now, Daniel.
448
00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:50,289
It's time for the little wizard-apprentice
to become a real wizard.
449
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:57,113
[Daniel] Then I haven't passed
my exam yet?!
450
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,737
[Johnny] Exams?
451
00:39:01,761 --> 00:39:08,961
Do you mean the snakes, spiders
and cockroaches in the jungle?
[referring to the TV Show]
452
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:16,385
That was... all fun!
But now it's serious.
453
00:39:18,409 --> 00:39:21,409
And soon you have to show,
what you're made of.
454
00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:34,033
[Daniel] Is something... terrible
ahead of me?
455
00:39:36,557 --> 00:39:39,057
Please, tell me...
456
00:39:47,081 --> 00:39:50,081
Do I have to die soon?
457
00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:54,905
[Johnny] You just have to believe
in yourself, Daniel.
458
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:57,429
Then nothing can happen to you.
459
00:40:00,153 --> 00:40:02,153
When will it happen?
460
00:40:04,177 --> 00:40:07,177
[Johnny] When you are least prepared for it.
461
00:41:00,201 --> 00:41:01,101
>:[
462
00:41:48,825 --> 00:41:50,825
[Rike] Do it!
463
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,149
Finally do something!
464
00:45:10,173 --> 00:45:12,673
You are coming with me, Küblböck!
465
00:45:18,697 --> 00:45:23,697
Don't worry, Küblböck, you won't freeze.
We nearly arrived.
466
00:45:43,721 --> 00:45:45,721
Come on!
467
00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:52,745
Help me a bit,
or I'll have to beat you over the head.
468
00:45:52,769 --> 00:45:57,769
Pussy-cat.
Weakling.
Superstar.
469
00:46:00,693 --> 00:46:05,693
Come on. Sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.
470
00:46:05,717 --> 00:46:09,017
Your time is up,
if you haven't noticed yet
471
00:46:09,241 --> 00:46:11,841
You will sit down, got it?
472
00:46:26,465 --> 00:46:28,465
Hello, Tom?
Yeah, he is with me.
473
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:34,189
Yeah, sure... good.
Hurry up.
474
00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:51,013
[Daniel] I'm scared.
[Johnny] We talked about this...
475
00:46:51,037 --> 00:46:54,037
... about 12 years ago...
476
00:46:54,761 --> 00:46:56,761
[Daniel] What do I do?
477
00:46:58,185 --> 00:47:00,485
[Johnny] You mustn't lose heart.
478
00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:04,909
[Daniel] My father...
He must to worry a lot.
479
00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:08,533
[Johnny] It's not about your father
right now, Daniel.
480
00:47:09,657 --> 00:47:14,957
This here, is your big test.
And YOU have to pass.
481
00:47:14,981 --> 00:47:18,981
[Daniel] I don't understand anything.
I want out, on my stage.
482
00:47:19,005 --> 00:47:24,605
[Johnny] This here is your stage now.
And YOU have to play your new role now.
And convincing.
483
00:47:25,529 --> 00:47:28,529
[Daniel] I hate these guys.
[Johnny] You mustn't hate!
484
00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:32,053
[Daniel] Please help me out. I beg you.
You have to help me.
485
00:47:33,277 --> 00:47:36,777
[Johnny] I'm expecting of you
to not disappoint me.
486
00:47:37,301 --> 00:47:41,001
[Rike] Who are you talking to, Küblböck?
Are you nuts? Are you crazy?
487
00:47:51,325 --> 00:47:53,625
[Daniel] Could I also have a cigarette?
488
00:47:53,949 --> 00:47:56,349
[Rike] Sorry, nothing left.
489
00:48:02,373 --> 00:48:03,373
:-P
490
00:48:12,197 --> 00:48:16,297
[Father] Hello, my dearest audience.
There are technical difficulties.
491
00:48:16,921 --> 00:48:20,321
Nothing dramatic, the show will go on soon
492
00:48:20,345 --> 00:48:22,345
Please be patient.
493
00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:26,869
In the meantime time,
the band will serve you music
and keep you entertained.
494
00:48:27,593 --> 00:48:29,993
Thanks for your understanding.
495
00:48:31,317 --> 00:48:33,617
[Petra] You think something
happened to him, Gramps?
496
00:48:33,641 --> 00:48:35,641
[Winter] Why?
What could have happened to him?
497
00:48:35,665 --> 00:48:37,665
Don't worry. Nononono
498
00:48:37,689 --> 00:48:40,189
[Petra] Can't we go backstage and talk to him?
499
00:48:40,213 --> 00:48:43,213
[Winter] Talking? W-w-with wh-wh-who?
Y-you w-wanna talk to him?
500
00:48:43,237 --> 00:48:45,237
[Petra] Why not? Are you still a hater?
501
00:48:45,261 --> 00:48:49,061
[Winter] Nooo, I think hes pretty good.
Better than Heino with his glasses
[Famous german singer]
502
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:51,485
You think we should....?
503
00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:56,609
Aren't you the father of Küblöck?
[Father] Yeah.
504
00:48:56,633 --> 00:49:00,733
[Winter] I'm the guy from Cafe Winter. The owner.
Tell me, can we help you?
505
00:49:00,757 --> 00:49:05,557
We know Daniel very well, a nice young man.
And you know, he's always buying cake.
506
00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:07,781
Huuuuge amounts of cake.
507
00:49:07,805 --> 00:49:11,305
So we thought me may help.
[Father] Very friendly.
508
00:49:11,329 --> 00:49:13,829
[Winter] Anything happened?
[Father] No no, it's ok.
509
00:49:14,053 --> 00:49:17,053
[Balth.] I won't come up there to you.
You gotta do it alone
510
00:49:17,077 --> 00:49:19,377
[Tom] What? You bail on us now?
511
00:49:19,401 --> 00:49:21,901
[Balth.] I have nothing to do with it.
It's your business
512
00:49:21,925 --> 00:49:23,925
YOU wanted to get famous
513
00:49:24,149 --> 00:49:27,549
Tell me, Balthasar...
Something is funny here...
514
00:49:28,073 --> 00:49:30,573
[Balth.] Funny? Why? What?
515
00:49:30,997 --> 00:49:34,297
[Tom] He put a spell on you, heh?
Right?!
516
00:49:34,321 --> 00:49:36,321
That's it!
517
00:49:36,345 --> 00:49:39,845
[Balth.] Yuck! Bullshit!
Do your part and we will see...
518
00:49:40,169 --> 00:49:43,469
[Tom] He is dangerous, I see...
He's got something...
519
00:49:43,493 --> 00:49:49,093
Slowly i start understanding his fans.
There is something to him...
520
00:50:01,617 --> 00:50:03,617
[Rike] Finally, there you are!
521
00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:12,641
So, turn around.
We make short work with you.
522
00:50:15,065 --> 00:50:19,065
We will put a small pellet in your neck.
Got it?
523
00:50:20,089 --> 00:50:24,589
But because we pity you a bit...
we will do it from behind.
524
00:50:24,613 --> 00:50:26,613
So you don't have to watch it.
525
00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:30,137
How many bullets are in here?
-5 or 10, doesn't matter.
526
00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:32,161
[Tom] Well, it will be enough.
527
00:50:32,285 --> 00:50:37,785
I shoot...
and you record.
528
00:50:37,809 --> 00:50:39,809
[Rike] Ok, no problem!
529
00:50:43,233 --> 00:50:46,633
Dot it, Tommy!
Or should I do it?
530
00:50:46,657 --> 00:50:48,657
[Tom] Ok, if you insist!
531
00:50:48,881 --> 00:50:52,081
I'm better with the camera anyway.
- Coward!
532
00:50:52,605 --> 00:50:56,005
[Tom] Don't be silly, Rike!
[Rike] Loser.
533
00:50:56,029 --> 00:51:00,729
[Tom] Come on, don't put on a show!
What is happening?
534
00:51:01,453 --> 00:51:03,753
You aren't able to stay cool, typical.
535
00:51:03,777 --> 00:51:07,177
[Rike] Tell me Tommy, what are you doing?
What are you fingering around?
536
00:51:08,701 --> 00:51:11,701
[Tom] Something is wrong with the camera.
Did you break it?
537
00:51:15,725 --> 00:51:19,325
[Daniel] At my home all hell always broke lose
538
00:51:21,549 --> 00:51:27,449
My mother was drinking.
And I was always taken for a fool.
539
00:51:29,273 --> 00:51:31,673
And my brother was a Neo-Nazi!
- Shit!
540
00:51:31,897 --> 00:51:35,197
[Tom] In my case it was my stepfather,
who always beat me.
541
00:51:35,221 --> 00:51:37,221
Day and night.
542
00:51:37,245 --> 00:51:40,745
But one day I punched back, it felt great.
It was so much fun!
543
00:51:40,969 --> 00:51:43,169
[Rike] Here, it's workign again.
544
00:51:43,293 --> 00:51:47,793
[Daniel] I learned one thing in my life.
To NOT punch back.
545
00:51:47,817 --> 00:51:50,317
[Rike] Turn around at last, Küblböck!
546
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,641
[Tom] So, camera is running.
547
00:51:52,665 --> 00:51:57,165
It's your turn, Miss Regisseuse.
[Wordplay on Regisseur(director) and the female ending -seuse]
548
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,789
[Rike] The gun is jamming.
Do you wanna try?
549
00:51:59,813 --> 00:52:03,313
[Tom] I'm filming right now!
You do it. Just pull the trigger.
550
00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:04,537
:-P
551
00:52:07,561 --> 00:52:11,561
I had a guitar once...
an old and broken one.
552
00:52:11,585 --> 00:52:17,585
And they stole it.
I didn't have money to buy one again.
553
00:52:17,609 --> 00:52:19,609
But I would love to play.
554
00:52:21,533 --> 00:52:24,033
[Daniel] I could imagine...
555
00:52:24,257 --> 00:52:29,157
...that you could also dance and sing...
If you wanted to.
556
00:52:29,181 --> 00:52:32,781
[Rike] Gosh, am I crazy?
Did you lose your mind, or what is happening?
557
00:52:32,805 --> 00:52:37,805
[Tom] Maybe it's not so bad...
Maybe we should give him one last chance
558
00:52:38,229 --> 00:52:43,229
[Rike] Okay... You know what?
You can do this on your own!
559
00:52:43,253 --> 00:52:45,253
Including all the consequences, okay?
560
00:52:45,277 --> 00:52:47,977
I'm going home,
making myself a nice evening.
561
00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:50,401
How about this?
-Not bad!
562
00:52:50,425 --> 00:52:52,425
I didn't ask you for an answer,
Daniel Küblböck.
563
00:52:53,149 --> 00:52:56,449
[Tom] I'm okay with this.
[Rike] Good, that's how we do it, then.
564
00:52:56,473 --> 00:53:02,073
[Rike] And if you kill him, all glory to you.
All alone. Is it fair?
565
00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:05,197
[Daniel] Yeah, that's fair.
[Rike] Shut up!
566
00:53:05,721 --> 00:53:09,821
[Tom] I'll call you later.
[Rike] What's on TV tonight?
567
00:53:09,845 --> 00:53:14,845
Deutschland Sucht Den Superstar
[Germanys version of Americas Idol.
Daniel became famous in it]
568
00:53:14,869 --> 00:53:16,869
[Rike] Very funny, Daniel, really.
569
00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:18,893
[Tom] Yeah, uhm...
I'm gonna call you later, then
570
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:20,617
:-P
571
00:53:38,041 --> 00:53:41,641
By the way, I liked that one song
by you quite a bit.
572
00:53:41,665 --> 00:53:43,665
The new one.
573
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:47,789
Such a damn bullshit!
574
00:53:48,313 --> 00:53:51,013
Now I'm stuck in this shit.
575
00:53:56,737 --> 00:54:00,937
[Daniel] How about a deal?
[Tom] A deal?
576
00:54:01,461 --> 00:54:10,961
You let me go... I'll leave...
And will tell no one where I've been.
577
00:54:10,985 --> 00:54:15,885
[Tom] I don't believe you!
[Daniel] Then you have to kill me...
578
00:54:15,909 --> 00:54:17,909
... or run away yourself.
579
00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:29,233
[Tom] Things are, how they are.
580
00:54:31,757 --> 00:54:33,757
All shit.
581
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,981
And I am the biggest asshole.
582
00:54:40,205 --> 00:54:42,905
I will never achieve something big.
583
00:54:42,929 --> 00:54:46,429
My stepfather always said so,
and he was right.
584
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:50,253
I should have never been born
into this shit world. Never!
585
00:54:52,377 --> 00:54:54,677
[Daniel] Just cry, if you want to.
586
00:54:54,701 --> 00:54:56,901
Boys are allowed to cry.
587
00:55:00,025 --> 00:55:03,025
[Tom] Then please,
get otut of here
588
00:56:28,749 --> 00:56:30,549
Impossible!
589
00:56:30,573 --> 00:56:34,573
[Father] Daniel! Are you crazy?
Where have you been the whole time?
590
00:56:36,897 --> 00:56:39,197
My god, where have you been?
591
00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:41,221
[???]... can't explain.
592
00:58:49,245 --> 00:58:52,245
[All concert footage is real, by the way]
593
01:00:16,269 --> 01:00:18,269
[Petra] Dear Daniel,
594
01:00:19,193 --> 01:00:22,193
Your concert in Passau was wonderful.
595
01:00:23,117 --> 01:00:25,817
My Grandpa is a big fan of you now, too.
596
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:29,041
And sometimes acts like a teenager again.
597
01:00:29,565 --> 01:00:32,065
Thousand times thank you
for the invitation.
598
01:00:32,089 --> 01:00:34,089
Yours truly,
Petra
599
01:00:34,513 --> 01:00:36,913
Positive energy!
600
01:00:38,537 --> 01:00:43,337
[Winter] Yeah yeah yeah... positive energy.
Well you gotta sleep now.
601
01:00:43,461 --> 01:00:46,961
Positive energy isn't bad,
better than negative energy, heh?
602
01:00:47,085 --> 01:00:49,585
Sleep well, you have school tomorrow.
603
01:00:49,609 --> 01:00:52,609
And eh... yeah,
you need positive energy then, heh?
604
01:00:52,633 --> 01:00:55,733
Sooooo, sleep well then.
-Good night.
-Good night!
605
01:01:12,457 --> 01:01:15,157
[Daniel] And...
where is my christmas present?
606
01:01:15,481 --> 01:01:18,481
[Johnny] Since when do you
just think about yourself?
607
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:22,805
[Daniel] I don't get it.
Didn't I do everything right?
608
01:01:22,829 --> 01:01:25,329
Haven't I passed my exam?
609
01:01:25,553 --> 01:01:30,453
[Johnny] You forgot something.
Something very important.
610
01:01:31,877 --> 01:01:37,077
[Daniel] What?
[Johnny] Tom and Rike!
611
01:01:39,801 --> 01:01:42,801
They haven't receiced
a Christmas gif from you.
612
01:01:43,025 --> 01:01:45,525
[Daniel] A gift from me for them?!
613
01:01:46,449 --> 01:01:52,449
[Johnny] I want you to give them something...
that you like very much.
614
01:01:52,873 --> 01:01:55,873
[Daniel] They wanted to kill me!
[Johnny] Oh yeah, well...
615
01:01:56,897 --> 01:01:59,397
That's a long time ago.
616
01:01:59,421 --> 01:02:01,921
But now you are friends.
617
01:02:03,645 --> 01:02:06,745
[Daniel] I don't know...
you can't really call us friends...
618
01:02:06,769 --> 01:02:09,369
I think you are going a bit far with this!
619
01:02:11,593 --> 01:02:13,593
[Johnny] Not at all!
620
01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:14,417
*sqeak*
621
01:02:16,241 --> 01:02:19,241
You will give them your guitar,
got it?
622
01:02:19,965 --> 01:02:23,965
[Daniel] What?!
My guitar? Never!
623
01:02:25,289 --> 01:02:31,289
[Johnny] Well. Then you are just an
itsy-bitsy tiny wizard apprentice.
624
01:02:32,913 --> 01:02:36,213
[Daniel] Come on...
I beg you.
625
01:02:36,237 --> 01:02:40,237
[Johnny] A wizard often gives that away,
that he loves most.
626
01:02:41,861 --> 01:02:46,361
And you wanna become a wizard...
a real, big wizard. Right?
627
01:03:26,985 --> 01:03:29,185
I got something for you!
628
01:03:50,209 --> 01:03:51,209
[BEST SCENE EVER]
629
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:39,833
[Balth.] That was dirty little trick
of you, Johnny!
630
01:05:40,257 --> 01:05:44,757
And that thing with your arm!
Sometimes you got, sometimes not!
631
01:05:44,781 --> 01:05:48,081
Is that just one more dirty spell,
or is it a prothesis?
632
01:05:50,105 --> 01:05:53,505
[Johnny] You can pick your answer,
whatever you want it to be.
633
01:05:53,529 --> 01:05:58,729
[Balth.] Ok then. Maybe i lost the battle.
But the war isn't over yet!
634
01:05:59,653 --> 01:06:02,653
I'm betting on it!
[Johnny] I wouldn't be so sure about that.
635
01:06:03,577 --> 01:06:07,577
[Balth] You must give him your magic-wand,
don't you?
636
01:06:08,001 --> 01:06:11,001
[Johnny] Why do you ask?
[Balth.] :-D
637
01:06:12,425 --> 01:06:16,425
Then you will lose your magic power.
Three times cockroach [???]
638
01:06:18,149 --> 01:06:20,149
I know magic well enough for this.
639
01:06:20,173 --> 01:06:25,173
In the corner. Broom broom it has been.
My little Johnny. Then we get rid of you.
[???]
640
01:06:25,297 --> 01:06:30,297
And can the little wizard even handle
his new magic powers?
641
01:06:34,921 --> 01:06:37,221
I doubt it a little.
642
01:06:48,845 --> 01:06:52,845
[Father] What's that?
[Grandma] That's something very special!
643
01:06:53,669 --> 01:06:55,969
[Father] Isn't there a letter with it?
644
01:06:55,993 --> 01:07:00,193
[Daniel] ...from the one-armed.
[Grandma] One-armed?
645
01:07:03,617 --> 01:07:05,617
I only know one one-armed.
646
01:07:06,341 --> 01:07:09,741
It was Grandpa! My husband.
- Exactly!
647
01:07:11,165 --> 01:07:17,165
We first met on Oktoberfest 1965.
I was 16!
648
01:07:19,189 --> 01:07:23,489
He sometimes came to my tent,
where i worked as a waitress.
649
01:07:24,613 --> 01:07:29,113
So I fed him, he couldn't
do it himself, with one arm only.
650
01:07:30,137 --> 01:07:33,537
And... yeah... well...
I fell in love with him.
651
01:07:34,961 --> 01:07:37,961
[Daniel] And what does he look like,
Granny?
652
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,185
[Grand.] Well, real dark hair,
just like you.
653
01:07:42,209 --> 01:07:44,709
And brown eyes.
654
01:07:45,033 --> 01:07:47,933
Have I never shown you the pictures?
655
01:07:48,957 --> 01:07:51,957
Well, probably because
I still miss him.
656
01:07:52,481 --> 01:07:55,681
I didn't have the heart to show you.
657
01:08:00,905 --> 01:08:03,505
Look. That's him!
658
01:08:07,929 --> 01:08:09,929
Do you like him?
659
01:08:13,553 --> 01:08:16,653
[Daniel] What did you say,
where is he now?
660
01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:21,677
[Grand.] Dead. For along time.
Somewhere in heaven.
661
01:08:27,201 --> 01:08:31,401
[Daniel] In Heaven?
[Grand.] Yeah, in heaven.
662
01:08:38,325 --> 01:08:40,525
[Daniel] Incredible!
663
01:08:41,249 --> 01:08:44,249
[Grand.] So sad you didn't
get to know each other
664
01:08:46,473 --> 01:08:48,973
[Daniel] Granny, please don't cry.
665
01:08:55,397 --> 01:08:57,897
[Grand.] You would have so much fun,
you two!
666
01:08:59,721 --> 01:09:02,121
Well... that's life!
667
01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:12,545
Tell me, do you believe in
miracles... magic?
668
01:09:16,469 --> 01:09:18,469
[Daniel] Im not sure
669
01:09:21,293 --> 01:09:26,793
[Grand.] What did he look like?
Did he wear a dress-coat and a hat?
670
01:09:28,817 --> 01:09:31,317
And white gloves?
671
01:09:32,341 --> 01:09:34,341
[Daniel] Yes, Granny!
672
01:09:34,365 --> 01:09:38,165
[Grand.] And did he have s silvern
metal-instrument with him?
673
01:09:39,489 --> 01:09:41,489
[Daniel] Yes, exactly.
674
01:09:45,513 --> 01:09:48,513
Grand.] Then tell him
greetings from me, next time.
675
01:09:50,037 --> 01:09:54,537
Tell him I love him.
And I was always loyal.
676
01:09:56,961 --> 01:10:00,461
And now go up and sleep.
And seet dreams!
677
01:10:01,085 --> 01:10:07,085
And with the magic-wand...
It's important...
678
01:10:07,109 --> 01:10:11,809
... you must only
use it to help others.
679
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,833
But I'm sure he already told you, eh?
680
01:10:15,557 --> 01:10:17,557
You... WIIIIIZAAARD!
681
01:10:19,181 --> 01:10:21,481
[Daniel] I will do it, Granny.
682
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:25,305
[Grand.] This stays a secret, ok?
683
01:10:25,729 --> 01:10:27,729
[Daniel] Deal.
684
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,653
[Reporter] We are standing in Cannes,
Ladies and Gentleman.
685
01:11:24,677 --> 01:11:26,677
In front of the festival palace,
as you can see.
686
01:11:26,701 --> 01:11:32,201
And here will be premiered
the movie of Daniel Küblböck.
687
01:11:33,225 --> 01:11:35,625
It's worldwide premiere.
688
01:11:35,649 --> 01:11:37,649
Who would have thought...
689
01:11:57,673 --> 01:12:00,673
[Balth.] Küblböck must die,
KÜBLBÖCK MUST DIE!
690
01:12:00,697 --> 01:12:06,197
[The headlines are based on the real event
of Daniel crashing into a cucumber-transporter.
He was injured in real life]
691
01:12:16,221 --> 01:12:19,221
[Johnny] You don't need to
be scared, Daniel.
692
01:13:38,245 --> 01:13:40,945
MY LIFE IS MAGIC!!!
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