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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,920 And a-one, two, three, four... 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,880 ♪ Bong, bong, bong, bong ♪ 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,680 ♪ Bong, bong, bong, bong ♪ 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,600 ♪ Bong, bong, bong, bong ♪ 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,080 ♪ Bong, bong, bong ♪ 6 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,720 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,880 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,880 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,640 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 10 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,280 Flashy, what's going on? Are you with us or not? 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,600 Sorry, mate, yes. Sorry, Gene. 12 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,760 I am not doing this for my own pleasure. 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,920 Well, we are paying you. 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 And I thank you. 15 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,880 Gene, I think he's still a little bit off the note. 16 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,480 Eh? 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,920 A bit sharp. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,920 Sorry, who are you? 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,920 Never mind who I am. 20 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,920 Tut, tut, tut, tut. 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,840 Fellas, all notes come through me, huh? 22 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,080 Huh? Let's keep it civil. 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Andre, we did discuss you getting a haircut. 24 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,320 Andre, we did discuss you getting a haircut. 25 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,440 Why don't you get a haircut? 26 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,880 - Quite hurtful. 27 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,320 And thank you, Damon. 28 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,920 One, two, three, four. 29 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,920 ♪ Troll the ancient yuletide carol ♪ 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,920 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 31 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,520 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 32 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:19,440 ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ 33 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,600 Still a bit sharp. 34 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,920 Oh, fucking go, you cunt! 35 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,920 - I'll fucking... 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,000 Whoa-ho! What's all this, then, Bretty? 37 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,040 Oh, it's, uh, my latest experiment. 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,760 - Oh, yeah? - Rum and raisin. 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,920 Nice. What's it cost? 40 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,040 'Cause I didn't approve any of it. 41 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,600 I-I-I just thought that... 42 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,560 It's not your little brew lab anymore, mate. 43 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,000 This is a line item on Uncle Jared's spreadsheet. 44 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,920 This is a line item on Uncle Jared's spreadsheet. 45 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,920 Yes. Yes, sir. 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,720 Just fucking with you, mate. 47 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,840 If anything, we've got too much cash, if anything. 49 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:09,680 - Oh, yeah? 50 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:11,760 Have your gay little art project, mate. 51 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,360 But I will say, dogs shouldn't have raisins, 52 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,760 and I'm dead serious about that. 53 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,080 Oi! Get out of it, mate. 54 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,120 - Not good! Drop it! 55 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,480 Get out of it! 56 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,720 Oh, for real? 57 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,920 Yeah, it's worse for them than grapes, man. 58 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,880 - Oh, they can't have grapes? - Yeah. 59 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,000 Worse for them than chocolate. 60 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,640 - Oh, they can't have chocolate? - Pfft! 61 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,720 Mate, you're not exactly Dr. Chris, Bondi Vet, are ya? 62 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,160 - Who's that? - Yeah. 63 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,760 I love animals. 64 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,800 I love dogs that love you back unconditionally. 65 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,160 Huh! 66 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,640 Do you know I'm divorced? 67 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,640 No one asks. 68 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,920 I'm a good dad. 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,560 Oh, you got kids? 70 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,040 My dad was the bad one. 71 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,920 He was a rotten bloke. 72 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,200 Work... Hard worker, though. Hard worker. 73 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,040 Hard man, hard man. 74 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,800 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 75 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,000 I'm lonely. 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,200 I'm lonely. 77 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,920 It's all right to say that, isn't it? 78 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,120 Yeah, nah. You're all right. 79 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,920 Do you reckon this is all there is? 80 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,840 - Ah... - I'll get these out for ya. 81 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,240 - Oh, no, no, it's all right. - It's all right, good onya. 82 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,720 - No, no. - Boys! Merry Christmas. 83 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,920 Just a little something Uncle Jared's whipped up for ya. 84 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,920 - Eh? 85 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,080 No. I-I did that. That was me. 86 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,920 Oh, God. 87 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,400 Ohh. 88 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,920 - Whoo! 89 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,480 - Okay. 90 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,200 - Yeah. - Yeah! 91 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,640 Yeah! 92 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,440 And cut! 93 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,240 - Okay. - Show me? 94 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,920 Yeah, I think I did pretty good. 95 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,640 Oh, can... Yeah, can you just, uh, loosen the frame a little? 96 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,080 Does it really matter? 97 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,240 Yeah, Ash. This is my work. 98 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,960 How is it your work? 99 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,440 I don't need your judgment. 100 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,800 What judgment? 101 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,600 Because I'm an influencer now. 102 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,000 Meggles, the only person that you are influencing 103 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Meggles, the only person that you are influencing 104 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,440 is in your arms 105 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,560 and he mostly sees you on your phone. 106 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,720 Oh, okay, Ash. We didn't all get to become GPs, did we? 107 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,920 Some of us chose to be mums 108 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 and if I want to do this one thing for myself, 109 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,320 then, sorry, I think I should be able to. 110 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,440 Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry, bubba. 111 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,760 You know what, it's fine, I'll... I'll do it. Just go. 112 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,040 I've got stuff going on right now too, you know. 113 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,360 Yeah. 114 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,120 That's not the way I need to go. I'm going this way. 115 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,480 You don't wanna be late. 116 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,920 I don't, actually, 'cause I have a start time to my job. 117 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,400 Yeah, a very important job. 118 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,680 ♪ Tip-tap toes on the workshop floor ♪ 119 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,760 ♪ Little green boots by the snowy door ♪ 120 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,000 ♪ Santa checks lists with a jolly grin... ♪ 121 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,040 Alyssa. 122 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,880 ♪ I wind my key and the song begins ♪ 123 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,040 - Ha-ha! 124 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,920 Do you think that we could, um, pull back 125 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,520 on some of the Christmas decorations a bit? 126 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,720 I love Christmas. 127 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,840 Yeah, I know you do. It's just it's a lot. 128 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,000 - I'm allowed to. - Okay. 129 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,240 - I'm allowed to. - Okay. 130 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,920 Gordon fuckin' Crapp. 131 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,360 Really? 132 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,360 Is it not Christmas in here? 133 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,920 Excuse me? 134 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,920 No decorations. 135 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,920 Yeah, this is my space. 136 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,880 That's an unexpected color on you. 137 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,920 Next time you need a flu shot in summer, just book a nurse, 138 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,680 'cause you'll be charged the full consultation for this. 139 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,040 Ash, I think we both know I'm not really here for a flu shot. 140 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,160 Just lift up your sleeve. 141 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,880 No, no, no. I wanted to say sorry in person. 142 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,920 Fine. 143 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,160 Ash, I don't need a flu shot, seriously. 144 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,920 - Well, you're getting one. - No, I don't. 145 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,920 Ash, I don't need it. 146 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,560 I don't need it. Ash! Ah! 147 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,360 Fucking hell! Ouch! 148 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,280 Oh, my God! 149 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,120 Sorry. Sorry about that. 150 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,680 Uh, hold this on it. 151 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,920 Ash, I was shit-faced, okay? 152 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,760 It didn't mean anything. I barely remember it. 153 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,920 You may experience, uh, minor side effects 154 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,120 such as pain, redness or swelling at the injection site. 155 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Ash, I had just spent the day with my mum who... 156 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,200 Ash, I had just spent the day with my mum who... 157 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,480 She has dementia. 158 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,920 And Heavy who is going through a really full-on divorce. 159 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,040 I wasn't in a great headspace. 160 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,320 Well, rare serious side effects 161 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,160 like anaphylaxis may occur. 162 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,640 Ash, I'm sorry, okay? 163 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,040 When you came in and told me that you were all in, 164 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,600 I just freaked out. 165 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,960 Sorry, wait. 166 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,600 Were you drunk and it didn't mean anything? 167 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,960 Or were you freaked out so you did it on purpose? 168 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,640 I'm trying to apologize. 169 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,640 Is that what you're doing? 170 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,560 'Cause it just sounds like a list of excuses. 171 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,760 What part of "I'm sorry" doesn't sound like an apology? 172 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,480 So, okay, great, you're sorry. And that changes what happened? 173 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,040 No, it doesn't change what happened. 174 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,760 No, it doesn't, because what happened 175 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,960 was I told you I was all in. 176 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,000 All in, Gordon. 177 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,840 And then hours later, you made out with Chiara. 178 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,160 That's what happened. 179 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,240 I know. I-I know. 180 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,640 Are you sorry that you kissed her? 181 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,040 Like, are you really? Or are you sorry that I saw it? 182 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,720 Of course I'm sorry that it happened, okay? 183 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,120 But I was fucking drunk. 184 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,320 Have you never got drunk and done dumb shit before? 185 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,920 Yeah, fuckface, in my 20s. 186 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,480 I'm not doing it in ten years' time. 187 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,680 Don't throw this back on me. You know, I'm done here. 188 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,280 I've got nothing more to say. Please leave. 189 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,000 Okay, this was a mistake. 190 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,280 Okay, this was a mistake. 191 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,920 Do you know, it never actually occurred to me 192 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,920 that you two have been in love with each other this whole time. 193 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,560 But, like, now when I think of it, 194 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,440 it's actually really fucking obvious. 195 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,880 Ash, that's not fucking true. 196 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,120 You're supposed to stay in the waiting room for 15 minutes 197 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,560 to monitor for adverse reactions, 198 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,760 but you can probably just fuck off. 199 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,480 Ash, please. 200 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,640 Thank you. 201 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,880 Fuck off. 202 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,920 Noelene didn't throw anything away, did she? 203 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,680 Oh, look at you! My God! 204 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,800 You were the first male anorexic in Turramurra. Ohh! 205 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,760 God, I was in good shape. 206 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,880 Hoo-hoo! The mother's lode. 207 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,880 The Hitachi Magic Wand. 208 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,440 It's a classic. It's from the '60s. 209 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,800 - Oh, dear. - Yeah. 210 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,000 Uh, no, no. They're... they're fantastic. No batteries. 211 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,600 Uh, no, no. They're... they're fantastic. No batteries. 212 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,680 You see, you just plug it into the wall, away you go. 213 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,600 They did overheat, though, after about... 214 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,920 Okay, Lee, that's enough. 215 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,320 Oh! 216 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,200 And, of course, she has the original Rabbit. Boing-boing! 217 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,080 - Lee, do you need a time-out? - Yeah. 218 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,120 - Hello? 219 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,760 In here, darling! 220 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:18,920 Oh, there she is. 221 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,680 Hey, how's it going? 222 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,840 Exterminate. 223 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,040 - Lee, no! 224 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,240 Uh, you said she had something for me? 225 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,920 Oh! Yes. 226 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,560 A photo album of you growing up. 227 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,919 Why are you giving it to me? 228 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,440 Don't you want it? 229 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,360 Oh. Yes. 230 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,760 Stuart, you take it. 231 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,240 - Oh, I'm at sea, Lilibet. - Ohhh! 232 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,840 I'll just put it in storage. 233 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:44,920 I don't like old photos! 234 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,880 They make me melancholy. 235 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,840 Ohhh! Look at me. 236 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,560 I was so thin. 237 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,960 I was 51 kilos when we were married. 238 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,920 Okay, stop. I'll take it. 239 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,240 Good girl. Thank you. Sit down. 240 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,720 I'll put the kettle on. 241 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,000 Okay. 242 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,880 Okay. 243 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,920 Oh, here we go. Ha! 244 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,920 Oh, no, I think that's just a vase. 245 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,440 No, it's just a vase. 246 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:15,920 Oh, good. You're back. 247 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,800 Okay, I've got to go. 248 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,400 - What? Where? - Soccer practice. 249 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,760 I'm guiding Bertie's shithouse team into second-last place. 250 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,600 - You're coaching soccer? - Yeah. 251 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,200 Ever since Coach Nathan took a dick pic 252 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,280 and accidentally posted it on a parents' WhatsApp thread. 253 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,640 - Ahh. - It's quite a photogenic penis. 254 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,720 But other parents didn't like it, so... 255 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,000 What's wrong? 256 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,160 I think it's over with Ash. 257 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,360 Ohh. 258 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,560 Oh, well. 259 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,160 Not meant to be. 260 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,520 - See ya. - Sorry? Hang on, what? 261 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,240 Well, it... it, um... it doesn't always work out, Gordy. 262 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,840 I just don't have time for this. 263 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,920 - Chi? - Yeah. 264 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Could you... I mean, you are half responsible for this. 265 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,640 - Are you joking? What? - No, I'm not joking. 266 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,360 Why... why the fuck did you kiss me? Why? 267 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,000 Grow up, Gordon. We were both shit-faced, okay? 268 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,600 Grow up, Gordon. We were both shit-faced, okay? 269 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,240 We were. And I pash people. You know... 270 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,440 You've known me long enough. I'm a pasher. That's my thing. 271 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,920 - Is it? Is that your thing? - Yes, it is. 272 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,080 Could you call Ash and tell her that that's your thing? 273 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,680 Are you serious? Well, mate, she thinks 274 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,560 that we've been fucking this whole time, 275 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,360 or that you're in love with me or something. 276 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,920 Are you in love with me? 277 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,320 I've been... I've been right here the whole time, Gordy. 278 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,080 - How have you not seen it? - What? 279 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,640 I'm just a woman... 280 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,080 - ..standing in front of a man. - Okay. 281 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,680 Telling him not to be so on himself. 282 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,960 - Okay. - You are in love with yourself. 283 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,080 No, mate, I'm not. 284 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,760 This is why your relationships don't work. 285 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,920 - You love yourself. - No, mate. 286 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:41,920 - I don't know. - Don't you? 287 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,360 No, I don't fucking know. I don't know. 288 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,720 I'm struggling, okay, with neurodivergence 289 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,840 in an open, loveless marriage and I'm generally lost. 290 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,240 And now I have to go coach soccer. 291 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,920 I don't even like soccer. And I don't know the rules! 292 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,880 I keep saying offside, offside. I don't even know if it's true. 293 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,600 - You should not be coach. - No. 294 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,440 You should hug me or something. 295 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,520 It's hard to hug a cactus, but yes. 296 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,760 What Andre said. 297 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,920 Well, it's true, mate. 298 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Well, inside, it's soft. 299 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,920 Yeah, all cactuses are soft inside. 300 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,240 That's the whole metaphor. 301 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,920 Either way. I've got to go to soccer! 302 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,040 Okay. 303 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,920 Bye! 304 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,000 Dad, I just don't know why I blew up 305 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,720 this perfectly viable thing I had with David 306 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,920 to lay it all out for Gordon, who's just... 307 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,840 He's just not the guy for me. 308 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,680 Oh, darling, who cares? 309 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,920 So he pashed his bestie at a drunk bucks. 310 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,400 That's a Tuesday for me. 311 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,600 Yeah, Dad, any wonder why I keep choosing Peter Pans? 312 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,320 Dad, it just seemed like it was meant to be, 313 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,960 me and Gordon, like the way we met. 314 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,280 If I'd have been eight seconds earlier or later, 315 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,360 we wouldn't have been there. 316 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,040 I wouldn't have flashed my nipple. 317 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,120 What's that? 318 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,960 Go away! 319 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:54,960 Right you are. 320 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,520 And if I hadn't have done that, 321 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,200 you know, he wouldn't have hit the dog. 322 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,000 It's like the butterfly landing on the domino. 323 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,240 It's like the butterfly landing on the domino. 324 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,720 It's... It just... It just felt like it was meant to be. 325 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,760 And he messed it up. 326 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,320 And he just keeps messing it up. 327 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,200 Look, if it's meant to be, then he can't mess it up. 328 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,360 As Mum used to say, what is for you won't go past you. 329 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,440 She had a lot of wisdom... 330 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,160 ..when she wasn't fudding herself silly with sex toys. 331 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,120 Oh, hello! 332 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,240 Ahh! Mrs. Steinhart? 333 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,840 Ms. Steinhart. 334 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,680 I'm Detective Turner, this is Detective O'Malley. 335 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,240 Has something happened? 336 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,000 Well, that's what we're trying to determine. 337 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,320 Uh, I have you registered 338 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,920 as the head of the charity known as W-A-W-A-M. 339 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,920 WAWAM. Women Against Women Against Men. 340 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,920 Sure. 341 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,160 Uh, now there's been some allegations, 342 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,920 uh, around your charity status and, uh, misuse of donations. 343 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,080 Oh, dear. Ah! 344 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,400 "Oh, dear"? 345 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,560 Do you mind answering a few questions? 346 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,520 Lee, the police are here! 347 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,920 Um, my husband, Professor Lee Smellig, 348 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,560 um, he runs the day-to-day. 349 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,920 I'm just... I'm more of the... the figurehead. 350 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,200 Lee, they want to talk to you! 351 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,920 I... 352 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Uh, I didn't block the signal, did I? 353 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,240 Sorry? 354 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,960 It's just... 355 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,640 I just wrapped tinfoil around it because of the battery. 356 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,920 You see, it runs low and I was just trying to conserve it. 357 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,920 What... Was that wrong? 358 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,120 We're not here about that, sir. 359 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,920 They're here about WAWAM. 360 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,240 Oh. Hmm. 361 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,040 Would you, um, mind coming with us 362 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,120 and answering a few questions? 363 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,920 Yes, of course. 364 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,960 I'll just... I'll just get my hat. Hmm. 365 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,000 Okay. 366 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,640 - Right. - Oh. 367 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,760 - Go round the front. 368 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,080 - Come back here, you... - Oh! Lee! Lee! 369 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,840 You're only making things worse, Mr. Smellig. 370 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,360 It's Professor! 371 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,440 - Oh, what's he doing, Ash? 372 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,720 I don't know, Mum. 373 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,960 I think you've done really well to get that far. 374 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,560 - Do you want a hand down? 375 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,680 Yes, please. 376 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,600 Coming down. That was just the warm-up. 377 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,320 - Oh, Gordo! - Yeah? 378 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,600 Carmen, this is Gordon. 379 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,720 You're... real? 380 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,920 You're really... 381 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 You're Carmen? 382 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,520 Oh, my goodness! 383 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,560 Hi! Oh, my... 384 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,920 You're exactly how Brett described you. 385 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,240 Same. Thank you for giving Brett 386 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,560 the money to fly me here so we can meet. 387 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,120 I mean, it's really, it's nothing. 388 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,160 It's, uh... It was an advance, anyway, so it's nothing. 389 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,720 It's not nothing, it's something. 390 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,440 - Well... - You're a miracle. 391 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,800 - I'm hardly a miracle. - No, you are. 392 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,920 - I'm not. - Yes, you are. 393 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,920 Okay. 394 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,120 - You believed in us. - Yeah. 395 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,360 You believe in love. 396 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,160 Yeah. 397 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,400 Your girlfriend is very lucky. 398 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,920 I... I don't really have a girlfriend, but... 399 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Oh, well, you need to fix that. 400 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,760 Oh, well, you need to fix that. 401 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,480 Yeah, I mean, I'll... I'll try. 402 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,360 - Listen to me. - Yep. 403 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,640 Fix it. 404 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,560 Uh, I will try. 405 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,520 Shh! You deserve to be happy. 406 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600 Okay. 407 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,920 Okay. 408 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,960 Where is the bathroom? 409 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,360 - I need to freshen up. - Yep. 410 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,560 Just through there, mahal. 411 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,920 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! She's the one. 412 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,920 - She's amazing! - I know, right? 413 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,200 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 414 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,920 - I hate to kiss and tell. - No, go on. 415 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,640 But what we just did in the car park... 416 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,640 - What? - Just then. 417 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,920 - Really? - Ooh! 418 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,640 - Yeah? 419 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,560 - Hand job? - Both hands. 420 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,640 With those hands that were just on my... 421 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640 Oh. 422 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,920 Sorry, bro. 423 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,120 It's all right. I... 424 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,520 - No, we didn't do anything. - No, we... 425 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,640 No, we didn't do anything, but... 426 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,760 Oh, we kind of... 427 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,280 - We haven't done anything. - This is th... 428 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,360 - It's a fuckin'... 429 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,120 - Oh! - And that's what happens. 430 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,280 - Sorry, bro. 431 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,920 - And now Colin's scared. - Sorry, Colin. 432 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,120 - Clean that up. - Oh, yeah. 433 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,240 I'm happy... I'm happy for you. She's amazing. 434 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,000 - Yeah. - I just... 435 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,560 - Yeah. - I just... 436 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,040 Sor... Sorry. 437 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,280 It wasn't my intention at the time. 438 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,920 - Oh, my God. 439 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,240 - Meggles, are you okay? 440 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,640 I locked myself out. 441 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,800 Babe, no! 442 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,480 Yeah. Everything's inside. 443 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,080 - Mummy! - We've been out here for hours. 444 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,920 - Come on. - Actually, Ash. 445 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,440 Could you just, like, get your phone 446 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,560 and then just film coming around the corner, find us 447 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,920 and it'll just be like a "Oh, we have bad days too" kinda thing? 448 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 - Just for TikTok. - No, mate. 449 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,920 Give me this last one and then I'm done. I promise. 450 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,560 No. 451 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,600 Yep. 452 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,480 - Come inside. - You're right. 453 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,360 I love him, but I don't... 454 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,160 I don't really know what everyone is talking about 455 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,000 because I know you're not supposed to say this 456 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,920 but he's... he's not everything to me. 457 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,760 All these mums I see online, 458 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,000 they talk about this, like, magical connection. 459 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,000 It's like soulmates, like best friends, and I don't... 460 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,320 It's like soulmates, like best friends, and I don't... 461 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,800 - I think that's bullshit. - Yeah. 462 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,440 Get off the 'Gram. Get off it. 463 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,280 Mmm. 464 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,720 - It's making you crazy. - I know. 465 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,800 I think I want to finish med school. Like, I miss my brain. 466 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,920 Yes! 467 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,079 Oh, my God. 468 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,120 It is a crime that I'm out there practicing medicine 469 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,680 and you're making content. 470 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,599 Exactly. 471 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,319 And lunchboxes in a rainbow formation. 472 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,599 Because I am way smarter than you. 473 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,800 That's what I'm saying. 474 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,800 Right? Like, next to me, you're kind of a dummy. 475 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,880 Okay, mate. Hmm! I'm still the fucking doctor. 476 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,720 Yeah, you're a doctor, but, oh, my God, look at you. 477 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,880 You're always... You're so cute. 478 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,480 Gordon came in today. Oh, my God! 479 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,560 He was trying to apologize. I was filthy with him. 480 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,560 - Oh, my God. - What? 481 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,920 Holy shit. Stop! 482 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,120 What's happening? 483 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,600 This photo of you with Santa? 484 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,920 Yeah, see? They don't let kids sit on their lap anymore. 485 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Look at the boy elf! 486 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,880 Look at the boy elf! 487 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,000 Why? 488 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,560 Look at his face. 489 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,760 No. 490 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,600 - Yes. - No! 491 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,920 - It is. - Noooo! 492 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,120 It is! Look at him! 493 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,920 That's impossible. 494 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,800 That is 100% Gordon Keith Crapp. 495 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:24,000 It is him, isn't it? Oh, my God! 496 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,800 - Look. 497 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,720 Oh. 498 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,920 I've kept all the receipts. 499 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,840 Your name is in the clear. 500 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,680 It's all just a... a bit of a... a storm in a teacup. 501 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,800 - Is it? - Mm-mm. 502 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,720 It's just... 503 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,640 It's so hard navigating the complexities 504 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,160 of the tax office. 505 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,600 I mean, what's a deduction? 506 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,640 What's a charity? Right? 507 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,000 I mean, they... they make it confusing on purpose. 508 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,240 I mean, they... they make it confusing on purpose. 509 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,680 - Do they? - Mm-hm. 510 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:07,000 So, don't worry, darling. It'll all be fine. 511 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,360 Pinkie swear? 512 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,200 Oh, Lee. 513 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,720 I turned a blind eye to the Korean student. 514 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,200 And I turned a blind eye to the nude photography, to so much. 515 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,920 But I am not blind, Lee. 516 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,520 I see what you are. 517 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,840 You're dirt. 518 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,760 Uh... 519 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,120 And I'm a diamond. 520 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,400 Goodbye, Lee. 521 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,080 Don't drop the soap. 522 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Lyn... 523 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,920 Lynelle! 524 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,920 Chiara... 525 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,160 Don't get up. 526 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,080 - Alyssa? - Um, yes? 527 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,440 I'm gonna need you to spend a little more time 528 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,360 sending me my patient list for the day 529 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,800 and a little less time on the Christmas fucking froufrou. 530 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,520 Um, obviously I didn't realize 531 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:33,760 that that was filled with baubles, so... sorry. 532 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,920 Sorry. Sorry. 533 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,120 Let's go. 534 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,560 ♪ Instrumental version of "Jingle Bells" ♪ 535 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,680 Okay, what do you want? 536 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,640 Well, not a flu shot. 537 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,480 I'm still on the fence about autism and shit. 538 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,480 It's been disproven so many times. 539 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,240 Okay, Ash. 540 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,160 It... it was my fault. I kissed him. 541 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,360 I mean, we were both shit-faced, but I let it. 542 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,960 And I don't know why I did it. I just felt like it. 543 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,000 I mean, since Andre and I have been open, 544 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,920 I mean, since Andre and I have been open, 545 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,880 my impulse control has been in the shitter. 546 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,680 What I'm trying to say is that I... 547 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,320 ..I'm the fuck-up and I need to quit the fucking bar 548 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,360 and I need to do something else with my life. 549 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,400 I'm clearly having a midlife crisis. 550 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,240 I mean, maybe I should just Eat Pray Love it 551 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,560 and fuck an Indian guy. 552 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,680 I don't think she fucks an Indian guy. 553 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,040 I didn't finish the book, but she got to the ashram. 554 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,440 That's where I got to and I assumed that that's... No? 555 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,240 Maybe you should finish a book sometime. 556 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,560 That's good advice. Yep, that would be... 557 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640 Do you love him? 558 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,560 No, Ash. 559 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,360 He's Gordon. He's so annoying. 560 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,840 Right. 561 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,520 But I think he loves you. 562 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,760 I mean, you should have seen him three years ago. 563 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,360 He was properly broken. 564 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,040 And maybe he's self-sabotaging because of that. 565 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,120 But please don't let me 566 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,480 or this fucking stupid thing get in the way. 567 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,040 I'm an idiot. 568 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,920 I appreciate you saying that. 569 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,680 - You're welcome. - I didn't say thank you. 570 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,000 Appreciate/thank you. It's just the same thing. 571 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,680 Appreciate/thank you. It's just the same thing. 572 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,400 - No, it isn't. - Not in this case. Nah. 573 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,920 - Hey... - Hmm? 574 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,480 Do you think that that's Gordon? 575 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,200 Definitely. 576 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,840 Do you believe in fate? 577 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,400 Fuck, no. I'm just too controlling. 578 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,760 Also I think fate's what people believe in 579 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,120 when they don't want to make decisions for themselves. 580 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,320 Hmm. 581 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,800 I'm just gonna... 582 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,960 Whoa! Okay. 583 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,600 - They're for kids. - Yep. 584 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,160 The hit was a bit much. Sorry. 585 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,080 No. It's... Now we're even. 586 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,280 No, we're not. 587 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,200 Have a green one. 588 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,280 So, what do you think, Gene? 589 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,040 You know I'd do anything for you. 590 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,640 - Yeah. - You do know that, don't you? 591 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,920 I do. Of course. 592 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,200 I just don't know if the others 593 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,440 are going to be available. 594 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,000 Right. Do we need everybody to do that song? 595 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,800 Right. Do we need everybody to do that song? 596 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,920 Oh... is Jared free? 597 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,280 You talk about Jared a lot. 598 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,920 - Gordon! - What? 599 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,440 It's Colin. He got into the raisins. 600 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,880 - What? - He doesn't look good, bro. 601 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,000 - What? - Come on. 602 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,080 I don't know how many he's eaten but he doesn't look great. 603 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,440 Well, has he thrown up? 604 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,920 No, I tried to make him vomit. 605 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,960 That was fucking horrible. 606 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,800 Anyway, I'm rushing him to a vet now. 607 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,160 Which vet? I'll meet you there. 608 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,320 Okay. 609 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200 So I've administered apomorphine 610 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,920 to induce vomiting, but nothing. 611 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,920 So I would say the raisins are in his system. 612 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,920 Nine times out of ten, it's fine, 613 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,360 but we need to monitor his vitals and his kidney function. 614 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,920 I'm going to need to have him for at least 24 hours, 615 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,640 and if anything gets any worse, 616 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,880 we're going to have to have another conversation. 617 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,920 Jesus. 618 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,320 Is... is there a way you can, like, 619 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,880 cut the raisins straight out of his tummy? 620 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,920 - Oh, like a C-section? - Yeah. 621 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Ah! Are you a vet now, Gordon? 622 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,640 - No. 623 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,000 I'm a doctor, though, and I knew that you can't do that. 624 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,920 I'm a doctor, though, and I knew that you can't do that. 625 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,920 And I realize now saying it out loud, it was silly. I'm sorry. 626 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,920 - I'm just thinking about... - Anyway... 627 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,960 - Hm. - Yeah. 628 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,760 I was very surprised to see you here. 629 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,000 Well, yeah, there were... 630 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,600 I've tried three other places in the area, 631 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,280 but this is the only one with Christmas hours. 632 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,160 No, I meant together. I heard that you broke up. 633 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,960 Oh, no, we did, but, hm, yeah. 634 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,000 What happened to the redhead? 635 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,520 - It's complicated. - Yep. 636 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,680 Oh, it's so funny. It's like nothing's changed in four years. 637 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,920 - Hmm. - Still "Will they? Won't they?" 638 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,480 Who cares? Still endangering your dog's life. 639 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,160 No. 640 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,160 It's actually quite funny to me. 641 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,320 - Is it? - Yes! 642 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,760 Because I'm totally different. 643 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,920 I've got two kids now, a boy and a girl, James and Jamie. 644 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,920 And Micah and I are really good together. 645 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,040 Like, really good. 646 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,600 - We're really good! - Oh. 647 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,640 So strong. You know, really in sync. 648 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,320 I mean, he's the man that I've always wanted. 649 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,240 He's the man that I deserve. 650 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,320 He is man enough to take all of me. 651 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,040 And, I mean, all of me, Gordon. 652 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,200 Why are you telling me this? 653 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,000 Because I've always wanted to, 654 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,560 Because I've always wanted to, 655 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,440 you stupid, shit-faced, big-dick loser! 656 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,920 This is actually really satisfying for me 657 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,920 because I've practiced this conversation 658 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,600 so many times in the shower. 659 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,920 That's why it's so eloquent. 660 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,960 - It really is. - Yep. 661 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,120 Good job, girl. 662 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,760 Do you feel better? 663 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,360 No, I don't. 664 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,960 Are you okay? 665 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:26,360 Ohh, not really, Gordon. 666 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:31,080 I mean, I'm still mad about the Chiara thing. 667 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,920 I'm worried that our dog's gonna die 668 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000 and I don't even know if he's our dog or just your dog. 669 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,760 And I hate that. 670 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,200 And I'm confused because 671 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,160 I don't believe in fate and all that shit. 672 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,920 But yesterday, I found a photo 673 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,160 that, like, made me feel like we're supposed to be together. 674 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,360 But are we? I mean... 675 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,960 I'm a doctor. I don't believe in magic. 676 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,760 So what the fuck am I supposed to do... 677 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,080 ..with this? 678 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,240 Is this you? 679 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,320 Yeah. 680 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,560 And you. 681 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,080 - Oh, my God. - What are the odds of that? 682 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,440 - I mean, that's... - Oh, shit. 683 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,400 Yeah. It's gotta be, like, a sign. Right? 684 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,920 - Uh... - We probably talked that day. 685 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 - So... - This... this isn't me. 686 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,080 Yes, it is. 687 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,080 No, it's not. I... I understand now. 688 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,920 It would be incredible if it were me, but it's not me. 689 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,920 - It is, isn't it? - No. 690 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I never worked as an elf. 691 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,880 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 692 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,880 I don't remember everything that... I did. 693 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,400 I never did... did this. 694 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,920 I'm sorry, Ash. 695 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,040 Are you? 696 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,480 Yeah. 697 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,920 Sorry to keep you waiting. 698 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,240 Did... did you want to pay? 699 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,480 Yeah. 700 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,000 And what card would you like to use? 701 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,400 And what card would you like to use? 702 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,720 Um, I think I still have the card on file. 703 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,560 And you are...? 704 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,760 Gordon Crapp. Don't you remember? 705 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,360 Please calm down. 706 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,080 I see a lot of highly emotional pet owners every day 707 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,560 and I can't remember them all. 708 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,720 I'm not highly emotional. 709 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,040 Well, now you've interrupted me! 710 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,280 And... Ow! 711 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,600 And abusive behavior will not be tolerated. 712 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,760 Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay. There's no problem. 713 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,920 Someone ran up the back of my Camry this morning 714 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,920 and the last thing I need is to be verbally assaulted... 715 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,360 - Sorry about your car. - ..by you. 716 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,960 Just the card on file. Gordon Crapp. Let's go. 717 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,640 Yeah, okay, I'll look for it. 718 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,000 Every time with you. Every time. 719 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,200 What are you doing now? 720 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,920 Uh... I don't know. 721 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,800 Might put on some heavy boots. Go for a swim. 722 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,160 Sounds dangerous. 723 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,800 Yeah, I hope so. 724 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,920 Oh, okay. 725 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,200 Well, before you do that, 726 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,520 um, do you want to come with me to the brewery? 727 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,640 There's something I want to show you that's there. 728 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,000 Did you poison our dog to get me in your car? 729 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,760 Did you poison our dog to get me in your car? 730 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,600 I actually kissed Chiara to set in motion a chain of events 731 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,200 to ultimately get you in my car, yeah. 732 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,520 - Too soon. 733 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,320 Wow. This is cute. 734 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,480 - No, there's more than this. - It's a lot. 735 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,560 Wow! You really love Christmas. 736 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,920 Yeah. It's so weird that you don't. 737 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,120 - Christmas hurt me. - Okay. 738 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,160 All right. Stand here. Here, give me this. 739 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,080 There you go. Okay, go here. Stand there. 740 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,800 - Why? - Because... 741 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,600 - You ready? - For what? 742 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,080 What is... 743 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,120 - Okay. - Oh, God. 744 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,600 Why? 745 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,480 Because you're so grinchy. 746 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,880 And, honestly, I just wanted to look at you 747 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,520 with snow falling all around you. 748 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,680 - Ash... - Don't propose again. 749 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,160 No, I'm not. Shut up. Sorry. 750 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,000 - Okay. - Relax. 751 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,840 I don't believe in fate either. 752 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,200 But when you showed me that photo... 753 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,000 - You said it wasn't you. - No, it's not me. 754 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,680 Don't interrupt. I'm doing a speech. 755 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,920 Sorry. Yeah. 756 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,000 When you showed me that photo, you... you wanted it to be me. 757 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,800 And I wanted it to be me. 758 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,920 Because it's so comforting to think 759 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,520 that the universe has a plan. 760 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,200 But it doesn't. 761 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,560 It doesn't, does it? 762 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,800 Nah. 763 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,000 We don't need an excuse to be together. 764 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,640 I choose you. 765 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,280 And I chose you three years ago. 766 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,280 And I somehow let that all get away from me. 767 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,400 And I'm... I'm not gonna do that again. 768 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,120 Would you like to step about the town with me... 769 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,920 ..again, but properly this time? 770 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,800 I'd love to. 771 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,920 Me too. 772 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,520 Great. Kiss now? 773 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,000 - I'd bloody love that. - Mm-hm. 774 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,040 - I'd bloody love that. - Mm-hm. 775 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,840 - What was that? 776 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,640 - I tried holding it back. - Gene? 777 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,920 - Hello, Ashley. - What...? 778 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,400 So you still wanna go through with this? 779 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,920 Yeah, fuck, we might as well now. 780 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,760 - Come on, boys. - Oh! 781 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,480 Ta-da! It's the Man Choir. 782 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,920 Is that why you were texting so much in the car? 783 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:17,920 Yes, I'm sorry about that. 784 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,440 Please don't do a Christmas carol. 785 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,920 No, it's not. It's specifically for you. Stand over there. 786 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,160 Stop telling me where to stand. 787 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,360 - Just stand there. - Okay. 788 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,600 - Oh. 789 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,480 One, two, three, and... 790 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,920 ♪ Ba-da-da, ba-da-da ♪ 791 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,920 ♪ Ba-da-da ♪ 792 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, ba-ba-ba ♪ 793 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,920 ♪ Ba-da-da, ba-da-da ♪ 794 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,920 ♪ Ba-da-da ♪ 795 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,080 ♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, ba-ba-ba ♪ 796 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,640 ♪ Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya ♪ 797 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,360 ♪ I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line ♪ 798 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,800 ♪ Yeah, ya have a lot of fun, don't ya? ♪ 799 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,000 ♪ Living with you is a ball of a time ♪ 800 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,000 ♪ Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down ♪ 801 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,880 ♪ Hey, beauty, when the mood gets you down ♪ 802 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,600 ♪ Your bottom lip's near dragging on the ground ♪ 803 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,760 ♪ That's when I gotta play the clown for you ♪ 804 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,760 ♪ Black humor made you kick your blues ♪ 805 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,520 ♪ Howdy, angel, oooh ♪ 806 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,400 ♪ Where did you hide your wings? ♪ 807 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,960 - ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba... ♪ 808 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,520 ♪ Her love shines over my horizon ♪ 809 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,160 ♪ She's a slice of heaven... ♪ 810 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,480 - Hello, Mr. Crapp? - Shh, shh, shh. 811 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,520 Dr. Yvette has asked if you can come back in here 812 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,400 as soon as you can. 813 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,040 - Is he okay? - How soon can you be here? 814 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,040 Yep, we can be there in five minutes. 815 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,520 Oh, no. 816 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,480 Hey. 817 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,200 - Is he okay? 818 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,000 I'm so sorry about this. 819 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,480 Oh, no. 820 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,960 Oh, fuckin' hell. 821 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,920 Oh, Colly. 822 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,280 Is... 823 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,440 Can we see him? 824 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,720 Of course. 825 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,000 Lisa? They'd like to see him. 826 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,160 Lisa? They'd like to see him. 827 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,440 Colly! 828 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,040 He's okay! 829 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,040 He's okay? 830 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,760 Yes, he's fine. 831 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,640 Sorry, was that not clear? 832 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,120 Not at all. 833 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,920 Lisa, you told them he was okay? 834 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,160 Mm-hm. Yeah, I told him. Yeah. 835 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,560 Okay, well, his kidney function is normal 836 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,520 and I could have monitored him overnight, 837 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,560 but it's Christmas and I've got two kids now. 838 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,560 Did I mention that? 839 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,920 Why did you say sorry just then when we came in? 840 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,400 - Did I say that? - Yes. 841 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,240 Oh. Sorry. Oh! I did it again. 842 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,440 No, no, I just meant for rushing you to come back 843 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,200 because we're closing early for Christmas. 844 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,960 The kids love Christmas. 845 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,080 And I've got two of them, so... eeh! 846 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,840 - Okay. - Okay. 847 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,920 - Do you want to take him home? - Yeah. 848 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,040 - Anyway, merry Christmas. - Okay. 849 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,280 - How would you like to pay? - Card on file. 850 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,200 - He's okay. - He is. 851 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,720 - He's okay, Gordy. - Yes. 852 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,640 - Oh, my God. - Ohh. 853 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,800 You gave us a fright. 854 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,040 Oh, my God. 855 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,600 ♪ Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' "Into My Arms" ♪ 856 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,160 ♪ I don't believe in ♪ 857 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,680 ♪ An interventionist God ♪ 858 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,920 ♪ But I know, darling, that you do... ♪ 859 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,920 Ooh! So sorry. Sorry. 860 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,120 You go. 861 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,080 Yeah, good. Sorry. 862 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:52,600 ♪ But if I did, I would kneel down and ask Him ♪ 863 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,000 ♪ Not to intervene when it came to you ♪ 864 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,040 ♪ Not to intervene when it came to you ♪ 865 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,679 ♪ Well, not to touch a hair on your head ♪ 866 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,679 ♪ Leave you as you are ♪ 867 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,320 ♪ And if He felt He had to direct you ♪ 868 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,159 ♪ Then direct you into my arms ♪ 869 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:22,360 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 870 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,080 ♪ O Lord ♪ 871 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:27,520 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 872 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,520 ♪ O Lord ♪ 873 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,120 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 874 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,920 ♪ O Lord ♪ 875 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,080 ♪ Into my arms... ♪ 876 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,639 Come on, Colin. 877 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:48,360 ♪ And I don't believe in the existence of angels ♪ 878 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,000 ♪ But looking at you ♪ 879 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,200 ♪ I wonder if that's true ♪ 880 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:08,640 ♪ But if I did, I would summon them together ♪ 881 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,880 ♪ And ask them to watch over you ♪ 882 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,680 ♪ Well, to each burn a candle for you ♪ 883 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,160 ♪ To make bright and clear your path ♪ 884 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,920 ♪ And to walk like Christ ♪ 885 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,240 ♪ In grace and love ♪ 886 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,080 ♪ And guide you into my arms ♪ 887 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,920 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 888 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,760 ♪ O Lord ♪ 889 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,920 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 890 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,840 ♪ O Lord ♪ 891 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,120 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 892 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,960 ♪ O Lord ♪ 893 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,960 ♪ Into my arms ♪ 62807

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