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Jesus Christ, Mike. What are you doing?

What the hell are you wearing?

Oh, my God, look at your shoes.

Hey, these are Italian.

Anyway, you said to wear a suit.

No, I said wear the suit that we had specifically tailored for the wedding.

You know, the gray one, to match me.

Why do we have to match?

Because wedding parties always match.

Why? Who cares why? Oh, my God, Tracy's going to be so pissed at me.

Fuck, I asked you to do one thing, man. It was so simple.

Fuck it, whatever. Hey, at least you're early.

Oh, I thought I was late.

Dude, the wedding doesn't start for two hours.

So I'm early then.

Yeah, better than early than late.

Look, um, Alex needs some help setting up the decorations and stuff. So for me,

could you just put on a happy face and give her a hand?

No, not on high. Like, decorating's a girl's job, okay?

Anyway, have you seen Eileen anywhere?

Oh, you mean Mom?

No, I mean Eileen.

You know, Mike, it might be a good idea to start calling her Mom.

I mean, just today, especially.

Come on, we both know she's been a better mom to us than our real mom ever

was.

Look, I'm not going to do it, okay? No.

Anyway, where is she? Because she told me she was going to help me finish up my

best man speech.

You haven't written your speech yet?

Hey. Oh, my God.

Hey, why are you coming down so hard on me, bro? Come on. Seriously?

I threw you the most epic bachelor party. And I showed up two hours, two

hours early today. Yeah, accidentally.

Whatever.

All right.

All right. All right. I just want today to be perfect. All right? For me, for

Tracy, can you please just help out?

And it will be, all right? Everything's going to be fine.

Look, just give me a few minutes to write the speech.

Jesus. Lay off.

Oh, by the way, you do know that there's still time to back out of this whole

thing, right?

Why are you so late?

I'm not late. I'm two hours early. You're late for me.

I need you to help me relax.

Lock the door.

I need you to rub my shoulders.

I've been so tense from the sweating.

Oh, yeah.

Of course, your shoulders.

Anyway, are you going to help me write this speech? Because I'd like that a

lot. I need my rub first.

Kyle is already all over my ass because I haven't finished this stupid thing,

okay? I need to get this done.

Think we can fuck before the ceremony?

That's a good question.

Maybe. I don't know. Where's my dad?

I think he's hanging out with his future daughter-in-law.

Apparently she's going through some pre-wedding crisis, but she needs to

talk to your dad about it and borrow him.

Wait, let me get this straight.

You want me to take your virginity so that you can be a better lover to my

son?

Yes, yes, exactly.

You're loony.

I just need some time.

I need you to teach me some things so it seems like I'm experienced.

Listen, you cannot get from virgin to slut.

Okay.

Can't reach that.

Pretend it's like a dad teaching his daughter how to ride a bicycle.

No. No.

It is nothing like a dad teaching his daughter how to ride a bicycle.

It's like a dad teaching his daughter how to ride him.

Please.

Just 30 minutes of your time.

I need to seem like I'm broken in when Kyle gets to me.

You know what's crazy about this?

other than the fact that you're a 23-year-old virgin, is that somewhere in

your brain, you think it's okay for a father to teach a girl half his age

who's going to become his daughter how to fuck.

Tracy, listen.

I'm sorry. I came off as callous, but it's a little unusual for me to be

talking about sex with anyone other than my wife.

I'm such a giant freak show.

No, you're not.

You know, I was raised in a family where being a virgin...

was a good thing and sex was something to be ashamed of and i don't know

maybe maybe my dad was right here i am trying to

have an adult conversation with a parental

figure and all he does is make fun of me i didn't make fun of

you I just need some sexual guidance.

Just moan a bit.

Move your body around.

Tell him what a big cock he has.

Talk dirty.

He'll like that.

Thank you. Yeah.

I

want

to taste your cum all over me.

I want to...

Feel you deep inside me.

God damn.

You dick is so big.

Am I doing it right?

You are getting bigger.

Always.

Can I take it out?

You have to be very careful.

I want to see it.

There's a child lock there.

But I'm not a child.

Take your time.

Just look at it. Have you ever seen a cock before?

No?

How does it look to you?

I like it.

You like it? What do you like about it? It's very soft.

It's very soft. It's totally very soft.

But hard.

But hard?

I like it. That's it.

You can lick it. Does that feel good?

We'll see.

Like that? Or should I put my whole mouth on it? You want to put your whole

mouth on it? Yeah. Can I suck on it?

Yes, you can.

Like that?

That's good.

Yeah? You have a very nice, warm approach.

It's very gentle.

You're taking your time.

And you know that feeling of the cock on your tongue? You can also move your

tongue around underneath.

You feel it filling the back of your throat a little bit?

It's so big in my mouth.

Now you may feel like gagging, but just relax your throat.

And just push it as deep as you possibly can.

And just swirl your tongue.

Side to side underneath.

There you go. Just like that.

You can take your hand and you can just... Exactly.

So when you pull your mouth off, you can stroke my cock and then push your

hand in when it goes inside your mouth.

Just like that.

Nice and slow.

Now boys like it when it's slow and sometimes you can speed it up.

And then sometimes you can slow it down. You can go at any pace you want.

My friends have told me about doing this, but... Did they?

It feels so much bigger in my mouth than they described.

Oh, that's just one angle. I can show you an angle that really fills up your

mouth.

Okay, show me.

Okay.

I should say I'm just taking this off.

Get it messed up.

Oh, it's like a dirty... Oh,

I like that.

Is it ticklish?

Yeah, that seems so wrong.

Do people do that?

Oh, yeah.

Especially when boys do that.

So you can taste your coverage.

This is the tricky part.

It might tickle.

That's your clit. Your clit has a lot of nerve endings.

They give you pleasure.

And then you have some inside.

All the different places feel so different.

Your tongue is so soft and your face is so scratchy.

Now,

you're talking about the way my cock fills up your mouth?

Would you like me to show you how to...

I fell your throat, yeah? Yeah.

We'll come back to this later.

Okay.

That's what, that's what, what's the right?

Is that what it is?

It's a cough in your throat?

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Show me now.

Do you see how that cock curves?

We want that to go down your throat. So you want to line up your head right

there. Then tilt your head forward.

There you go. Did you feel that?

Did you feel that?

It's going to make your eyes water and your nose run.

But it looks so good.

That's hard to do.

It is hard to do. Very few girls can do that.

You want to keep trying?

Yes, I'm trying.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes. There you go. Keep it there. Keep it there as long as you can.

Just enjoy it. Relax your throat.

Yeah.

Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

It does make a lot of sense.

It's the promised land.

I'm going to have to practice this.

You're like Moses and his staff.

I wonder if Tyler knows about that.

I'm going to go do it like that.

I bet.

Okay, how should I be?

Lay on your back.

There we go.

Just relax.

Okay.

You're gonna feel a little bit of pain.

Okay. Oh, it's so bad.

It's just your hymen.

And after that initial push.

Oh, be gentle.

Thank you.

A parental figure.

To show them.

You're so much older than me. So much more experienced.

Oh, my God.

What do you call this part?

Your clit.

It's your clitoris.

Can I rub it? You can rub your clit.

It adds to the pleasure.

It's like it's aching.

Is it?

It probably needs some stimulation.

You're just going to move your butt up and down.

Does that feel good?

Nice, slow rhythm.

There we go. And you tilt your head. Yeah. You go back.

And then forward.

Back and forward.

Oh, my God.

Come here.

Come here.

Here we go.

I'm so glad you're going to be my other daddy soon.

Yeah.

Help me maybe come along.

Right here. Get it deep in there.

Deep in there.

Like that?

You like that? Take a hit. You like that? Right there.

Deep in there. Sort back.

There's that.

Oh, that feels really good.

Does it?

You're going to feel the sensation.

It's going to explode.

And your brain is going to leave your head.

And you're going to leave your body.

That's the experience you want.

Sounds really good.

I want to do that.

I want to do that.

It's big in my pussies.

I don't know how to describe it.

I'm going to just make it bigger and bigger and it will happen.

Keep going, yeah.

Keep going if it feels good.

Oh, it feels better when you help.

Is it a good fit?

Yeah, it's a good fit. Really?

This is a very popular position for the guys because we get everything we like.

That ass up?

Yeah. Yeah, well that's what this is.

Like,

like, like that.

Nice, hot liquid shoot on my deck.

Really? Yeah, and it can shoot all over you.

Really? All over your face.

Maybe I'll do that in my head.

I think, I think I've got to figure out how to do it like this first.

sometimes guys miss.

Thank you for being such a good teacher, Daddy.