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You didn't say there'd be this much security.

They moved the flight up to this afternoon.

We'll have to go ahead as planned.

Toro? Sounds like a load of bull.

James.

Please be careful.

Well, it's a small world. You're a Toro too.

I'll see you in Miami.

Fill her up, please.

Your guests have arrived, ambassador.

We should go, my dear.

You become more beautiful every day.

-I am over here. -Oh, of course you are.

And this is Miss Penelope Smallbone, my new assistant.

Miss Smallbone. What can I say, Moneypenny...

...except that she is as attractive and as charming--

-As I used to be? -I didn't say that.

You're such a flatterer, James.

Moneypenny, you know there never has been...

...and there never will be anybody but you.

So you've told me.

-Welcome to Universal Exports. -Take it, dear.

That's all you'll ever get from him.

-Thank you, Commander Bond. -Do you know me?

Miss Moneypenny described you.

In nauseating detail.

Really?

I can see you're going to fit in here very nicley.

-Good morning, 00 7. -Morning, sir.

-Minister. -Commander.

I think you know Jim Fanning, our art expert.

-Yes. Hello, Jim. -James.

-Do you know what this is? -It looks like a Faberge egg, sir.

One of the jeweled eggs made by Carl Faberge...

...as an Easter gift for the Russian royal family.

They're priceless and very rare.

This one contains a model of the imperial state coach.

-Top marks, 00 7. -Thank you, sir.

Except it's a fake.

Now there's the real thing.

It's being auctioned at Sotheby's this afternoon.

This is the fourth egg to turn up at auction this year.

It's from none of the usual sources. Anonymous seller.

Numbered Swiss bank account.

I'd say that the vendor was a Russian.

And now, this turns up...

...a near-perfect forgery.

I think Commander Bond should accompany you to the sale.

Splendid. I could use an extra pair of eyes.

Perhaps we could try and spot the seller.

They usually turn up out of interest...

...or to bump up the price.

Thank you, Fanning.

Not at all.

If it is the Russians, it could be an effort to raise currency.

For covert operations abroad, or for payoffs.

Either way, we'd better find out what they're up to.

Yes, minister.

Eyes only, 00 7. Operation Trove.

You'll be replacing 009.

He turned up dead in East Germany...

...with that egg in his hand.

-There's not much to go on. -We do have one lead, minister.

''The property of a lady.''

Next subject on the agenda...

...is the continuing mutual disarmament talks with NATO.

I assume you've all read General Gogol's report.

It seems very thorough.

Thank you, Comrade Chairman.

I believe I expressed the opinion of everyone present...

...that adoption of NATO proposals...

...does not compromise our defensive position.

Comrade Chairman--

General Orlov.

General Gogol is presumptuous.

He speaks for himslef and others...

...who cling to timid...

...outdated and unrealistic policies.

Must I remind you, the committee...

...of our overwhleming superiority over NATO forces...

...before we give it away?

In East Germany, under my direct command...

...I have 31 divisions, including...

...eleven tank divisions and another five in Czechoslovakia.

In support on the Russian western border are 60 divisions...

...including 22 tank divisions.

In all, a ten-to-one advantage.

American and West German forces can field at most...

...ten armored divisions.

The British maintain only a token force.

We have played out a variety of attack strategies...

...on the new Kutzov computer...

...and find that a lightning thrust...

...by ten armored divisions from the north...

...and by five more through Czechoslovakia...

...leads to total victory in five days...

...against any possible defense scenario.

This is absolute madness! We know where it will end.

NATO will counterattack with nuclear weapons.

Never!

The West is decadent and divided.

It has no stomach to risk our atomic reprisals.

Throughout Europe, daily demonstrations...

...demand unilateral nuclear disarmament.

I see no reason to risk war...

...to satisfy your personal paranoia...

...and thirst for conquest.

We must turn our energies to pressing domestic problems.

-General Gogol, let me remind you-- -Comrades, sit down.

-I wish to tell you-- -Both of you!

World socialism will be achieved peaceably.

Our military role is strictly defensive.

Is that understood, General Orlov?

General Gogol, would you continue?

Thank you, Comrade Chairman. I will now turn to...

...the specifics of my report.

Tell him I will be there as quickly as possible.

Yes, general.

Please! Please.

-I am trying to concentrate. -Lenkin!

-What is it? -It's terrible news, Comrade General.

The reproduction has been stolen in transit.

The thief was dealt with, but the egg was lost in the river.

Your incompetence will destroy us all.

We'll have a replacement made.

There is no time, Comrade General.

I have just been informed of an unscheduled inventory in two days.

Control yourslef, Lenkin!

I'll tell our people in London we must have the genuine egg back.

I hope we can reach them in time.

Sold to Busoni.

The next lot is number 48...

...a superb greenlgold imperial Easter egg by Carl Faberge...

...enameled in translucent green...

...enclosed by gold laurle leaf trellis...

...set with blue sapphires and four petaled gold flowers with diamonds.

-How much should it fetch? -Oh, 250,000, 300,000 pounds.

Anything more would be crazy.

Used by Czar Nicholas in 1897 in Moscow.

''Property of a lady.''

Well, there are quite a few ladies here.

She shouldn't have to be here in person.

She would always be represented by proxy.

I'll start it at 1 50,000 pounds.

150. 60.

170? 170.

180. 190. 200.

Against you, madam. Any more?

Now, there is a lady.

220,000 pounds. 240.

Stick to the business in hand.

260,000 pounds. 280.

300,000 pounds.

And 20.

Are you bidding, sir?

320,000 pounds. New bidder.

Oh, that's interesting.

-You know him? -Kamal Khan.

Usually a seller.

Marginal quality from dubious sources.

380,000 pounds. 400 in the center.

-Well, that should do it. -Any more?

-Kamal has gone over the top. -Your bid, sir. 400,000.

400,000. Any more?

425. New bidder.

Thank you, sir.

-425. -Have you gone mad?

Let's see how badly he wants it.

450.

450. 4 75?

The bid is 450. 4 75?

Against you, sir.

No more than 450.

-Jim? -The bid is 450,000 pounds.

I have 475.

500,000 pounds. 500,000 pounds.

I have half a million pounds. All done?

Any more?

Yours, sir. 500,000 pounds.

-The next lot is number 49. -You could've been stuck with it.

-I doubt it. He had to buy. -But why?

That's what I intend to find out.

You had no business bidding for that egg!

And what would you have done if you'd got it?

I would have claimed it was a fake, sir, and not paid.

Not paid?

Here's the original.

I switched it with the fake during the auction.

Good God.

And what happens when the buyer discovers that?

Well, he complains, if he's legitimate.

-Well? -I don't think he will complain.

According to Fanning, this Kamal usually sells.

Now he buys. I believe that the fake will smoke him out.

Our tail followed him to Heathrow where he caught a plane to Dlehi.

You must go there too.

I'll alert Sadruddin in station ''I'' to keep him under surveillance.

Book yourslef on the next flight out.

I've 55 minutes to catch that flight.

-Oh, Bond. -Sir?

Sign a chit for that egg before you leave the building.

It's government property now.

Of course, sir.

That's a charming tune.

-You do take English money? -Only gold sovereigns.

Please.

I'm Vijay, special expediter, Universal Exports.

-Wlecome to India, Commander Bond. -Thank you. Call me James.

-No problem. -Where's Sadruddin?

Over here, waiting in the taxi. This was the wrong cover.

-I hate snakes. -Taxi, sir.

Taxi. Please be comfortable.

-I am Sadruddin, head of section. -How do you do?

I have booked you in at the Shivnivas Hotle.

-Good. My luggage? -Gone ahead.

What can you tell me about Kamal Khan?

Exiled Afghan prince, sportsman.

Polo, cricket, tennis. I play a bit myslef.

-Really? -As a matter of fact...

...I've got a part-time job as a pro at Kamal's club.

-What have you learned so far? -My backhand's improved.

That's where Kamal lives, up there on the hill.

The Monsoon Palace. It's heavily guarded.

-How do I get to him? -He plays backgammon...

...most afternoons and evenings here at the hotle casino.

As a guest, you're automatically a member.

-Why don't we meet there later? -I'll change into something less casual.

Oh, here. You may need this to play with your asp.

-Thank you. -Good morning.

-Good morning. -The name's Bond.

-I have a reservation. -We've been expecting you.

-Good. -I hope you have a pleasant stay.

I'm sure I will.

Thank you.

Your luggage has been unpacked, sir.

Thank you.

If I can be of further assistance-- Anything at all?

Maybe later?

-How's he doing? -The major's no novice...

...but Kamal's up by 200,000 rupees.

You'll have a job beating that.

I feel lucky. Shall we double?

Of course.

20,000 rupees.

Damn! Always a double six when you need it.

-Always. -How do you do it?

-It's all in the wrist. -Oh, it's hopeless.

Shall we have another game, major? Same stake?

Yes, I'll have another go. Your luck's got to run out sometime.

May I join you?

Sotheby's, half a million pounds?

-The man at the auction. -Precisley.

You have a very good memory for faces.

And figures.

This can't be a coincidence.

-No. What will you have? -Nothing, thank you.

Some other time, perhaps?

Thank you.

Six and one. That should fit.

-Well? -Looks like the major's got him.

Why don't we make it interesting, major?

Double to 1 00,000 rupees?

I can't accept, not with your luck.

You win.

I would have taken that double myslef.

Then why don't you take over the major's position, Mr.--

Bond.

James Bond. Thank you. I'd be delighted.

1 00,000 rupees, then.

Double six. It was not such a good double...

...to accept after all, was it?

Double.

Of course, you can only win with a double six.

The stake is 200,000 rupees.

Do you have the cash?

Well, I think that this should be ample security...

...don't you?

Play, Mr. Bond.

You'll need a great deal of luck to get out of this.

Oh, luck.

Well, then I shall use player's privilege...

and use your lucky dice.

It's all in the wrist.

Double sixes.

Fancy that.

200,000 rupees.

I prefer cash.

-Get it cashed for him. -Yes, sir.

Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond.

I intend to, Kamal Khan.

My security.

And yours.

It's not really in the wrist, you know.

-Should I be following them? -You should...

...but I think they'll be following this.

-Thank you. -Vijay will take you from here.

I'll stay and see if I can find out anything more about Kamal.

Good. Hold on to these, will you?

That'll keep you in curry for a few weeks, won't it?

Thank you.

It's a wonderful racket.

-Vijay, we have company. -No problem. This is a company car.

Step on it!

This should shake them off.

Thank God for hard currency.

Game, set and match. Hang on, James.

Keep your head down!

Thank you.

GET OFF MY BED

Here, catch.

Excuse me.

Thank you. You'd better stick this back yourself.

James! Over here. Come on.

Vijay, the money I gave you!

Here! Rupiah!

Easy come, easy go.

-It certainly pays to advertise. -This way, James.

Q.

-How are you? -Most unhappy, 00 7, thanks to you.

How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work?

Sent out here at a moment's notice, no proper facilities.

You wouldn't have a small piece of thread in there?

Somebody seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.

They missed you. What a pity.

Karen, see to that, will you?

I have also mislaid my PPK.

-Anything else? -No, that's all.

Blast!

Having problems keeping it up, Q?

Experimental model.

-Hello, Smithers. -Commander.

-Smashing, Q. -Come. I've a few things for you.

Very nice, Smithers.

Is the homing device ready yet, Q?

Not only a homing device...

...but an extremley delicate microphone as well.

It goes in there like that.

Now, take a fountain pen, twist the top...

...and a highly concentrated mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acid.

-Dissolves all metals. -Wonderful for poison pen letters.

Pay attention, 00 7.

Pull the top off the pen.

With this ultrasensitive earpiece...

...you can listen in on the bug.

The homing device is compatible with...

...the standard-issue radio directional finder in your watch...

...if you haven't lost it.

That's amazing, Q. It does work.

What's that?

Oh, that's the latest liquid crystal TV.

Very handy.

Perfect image, Q.

Really, 00 7!

I haven't time for these adolescent antics.

It's the best we can do, commander.

-It's beautiful. Thank you. -Oh, go on. Get along.

-I've got my work to do. -I'll give you a hand, Q.

-Thank you. -Don't forget this.

-Thank you, Vijay. -Don't let him teach you bad habits.

-Mr. Bond, your table is ready. -I didn't reserve one.

Your guest is waiting, sir.

This way, please.

Thank you.

You changed your mind.

-I'm glad. -Are you?

Well, let's put it this way.

Up to now, you are the least lethal...

...and, by far, the prettiest of Kamal's friends that I've come across.

Thank you.

So does he have a proposition for me, or do you?

He suggests a trade...

...the egg for your life.

I'd heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?

Charge it to-- Room?

Oh, 2 7.

-Along with the champagne, I suppose. -I'll leave it at the desk.

You don't mind?

Why? Has Kamal forgotten what I look like already?

It's for me.

So that if I should depart this world suddenly...

...you'll have something to remember me by?

Something like that.

It's for my scrapbook.

I collect memories.

Well, let's get on with making a few.

I need refilling.

Of course you do.

-Oh, I'll get some more. -Don't bother.

We'll make yours a loving cup.

What a good idea.

Forgive my curiosity, but what is that?

That's my little Octopussy.

Good morning.

Morning. I didn't want to wake you.

But since you're up, I can say a proper goodbye.

What is the time?

Beautiful view, isn't it?

I don't know how to say goodbye.

-Actions speak louder than words. -You're so right.

In. Out.

In. Out.

In. Out.

Come on, girls. In. Out.

Check oars.

The egg has been recovered.

-You should be pleased. -I am not pleased...

...it was stolen in the first place...

...nor that the thief knows enough about us to bring it here.

He's obviously an adventurer with possible blackmail on his mind.

Anyway, I have him as my guest at the Monsoon Palace...

...and he will tell us all he knows very quickly.

-Who is he? -Englishman.

Likes eggs, preferably Faberge.

And dice, preferably loaded.

His name is James Bond.

-Bring him here. -He's dangerous.

After he's talked, we must get rid of him immediatley.

No.

A no from you has little chance of becoming a yes.

I assume, therefore, that the meeting is over...

...but you're making a serious mistake.

Well, so far, I can't complain about the valet service.

Dinner, 8:00.

Good evening, Mr. Bond.

-Good evening. -Well rested?

I believe you and Miss Magda have met.

It was a pleasure.

You're too kind.

You don't mind if we start?

The souffle can't wait.

At the risk of appearing to be making light dinner conversation...

...may I ask exactly why I'm here?

I mean, after all, you do have the egg.

True, but we don't have all the answers.

Supposing for argument's sake, I don't feel like talking.

Oh, don't worry. You will. You will.

Let me guess.

Thumb screws and hot coals.

Hardly. We are much more sophisticated than that.

-Sodium pentothal? -A bit crude. Very unreliable.

We prefer curare...

...with an effective psychedelic compound.

Guaranteed results.

But with permanent brain damage.

An unfortunate side effect.

One of our specialities.

Stuffed sheep's head.

It's odd...

...but when I'm stared at, I seem to lose my appetite.

Oh, thank you for dinner.

Until tomorrow, then.

Well, I'll say good night.

I could come in for a nightcap.

Some other time, perhaps.

I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap. No.

I trust you had a pleasant flight?

If you step this way, I think you will find everything is in order.

I'd like to congratulate you on the quality of your workmanship...

-...Prince Kamal Khan. -Thank you, general.

As you can see, each piece has been meticulously duplicated...

...according to Lenkin's specifications.

Good!

Have it put aboard the helicopter.

Can they be trusted?

I can assure you of their silence.

We are both playing for enormous stakes.

I get what I want...

...then you get the genuine jewlery.

Exactly.

The precise timing will be essential.

Remember, nothing must be changed.

One week from today...

...in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

-Karl-Marx-Stadt. -Correct.

Everything taken care of?

As you ordered, Excellence.

So, you recovered it.

From an accomplice, a thief.

He must be eliminated. At once!

Naturally.

There must be no further security breach.

This fake has caused enough trouble.

I must go.

Everything has proven satisfactory.

You are most kind, General Orlov.

Get Bond.

The Englishman has escaped.

He won't go very far. We'll track him.

Good. Let the sport commence.

Head him off. Head him off!

Sit.

We have him! We have him!

Go round! Go round!

He's in there!

Hiss off.

Cut him off! Don't let him get away.

Hey!

Come on, buddy. Come on.

-Give him some room. -Thank you.

-You all right? -I'm fine.

-Are you with our group? -No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour.

Mr. Bond is, indeed, a very rare breed...

...soon to be made extinct.

Pictures.

I want a picture of the guy in the turban. That's terrific.

Genus hapalachleana.

Produces a venom that's invariably fatal in seconds.

The barge on the lake had that sign.

It belongs to a fabulously wealthy woman living on the floating palace.

-Who is she? -No one knows her real name...

...but she's known as ''Octopussy.''

That's the name I heard at Kamal's.

I hear that island's full of beautiful women. No men allowed.

Really! Sexual discrimination.

I'll definitley have to pay it a visit.

Good evening.

I wondered when you might arrive.

So you are the mysterious Octopussy.

And you are James Bond...

...00 7, license to kill.

Am I to be your target for tonight?

Oh, not necessarily.

It depends how much you tell me about jewlery smuggling...

...and why one of our agents was killed in East Berlin.

I know nothing about that.

You remember Major Dexter Smythe?

You were sent out to arrest him, weren't you?

You seem to have done your homework.

Thank you. Yes, Smythe, after a brilliant military career...

...was seconded to our secret service.

His mission was to recover a cache of Chinese gold seized in North Korea.

Both he and his native guide disappeared.

The gold was never found.

And 20 years later, you were sent after him.

Well, the guide's body turned up...

...with a bullet still in his skull from Smythe's service revolver.

I traced Smythe to Sri Lanka, faced him with the facts...

...and gave him 2 4 hours to clear up his affairs before I took him back.

He committed suicide rather than face the disgrace of a court-martial.

What's the connection?

He was my father.

I'd hoped fate would bring us together one day.

To avenge him?

No, to thank you for giving him an honorable alternative.

Come in.

Kamal Khan to see you.

Bond has escaped.

-How careless of you. -I apologize.

Oh, by the way, Kamal, I'd like you to meet my new houseguest.

An old friend of the family, you might say.

How lovley.

You have a nasty habit of surviving.

Well, you know what they say about the fittest.

Octopussy, I would enjoy...

...another opportunity to take care of Mr. Bond personally.

I will take care of Mr. Bond myself.

Good night.

And enjoy yoursleves.

Mr. Bond.

My father became a leading authority on octopi.

He loved them.

His pet name for me was ''Octopussy.''

Mr. Bond, smuggling is no concern of the Secret Service.

I've violated no British law.

You're free to leave, but I would prefer...

...if you stayed as my guest for a few days.

I'd like that.

Gwendoline, show Mr. Bond to his room.

Good night, Mr. Bond.

Till the morning, then.

Midge.

Extend Mr. Bond every courtesy but double the guard in his quarters.

Yes, ma'am.

He says the island is heavily guarded.

We don't want to make enemies with the woman.

The woman must not be harmed.

When Father's gold ran out...

...the people in Hong Kong who had disposed of it for him...

...offered me a commission to smuggle a consignment of diamonds.

I discovered I had a talent for it.

So you went into business for yourself.

Yes, but I needed an organization, so I revived the old octopus cult.

Well, then, where did you recruit all these lovelies?

There are many of them all over southeast Asia...

...looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what.

I train them...

...give them a purpose, a sisterhood and a way of life.

-In crime. -In business.

I've diversified into shipping, hotles, carnivals and circuses.

-Is he still there? -You must be joking.

007 on an island populated exclusivley by women?

We won't see him till dawn.

-I'll relieve you at midnight. -No problem.

Are we going somewhere?

I have to go to Europe tomorrow on a business trip.

Oh, that's a pity. I was just beginning to enjoy myself.

I think you should stay. I'll only be gone a week.

When I come back, we'll discuss the future.

Well, I can't guarantee that I'll be here when you return.

Oh, James, we're two of a kind.

There are vast rewards for a man of your talents...

...willing to take risks.

I'm not for hire.

Oh, a man of principle with a price on his head.

Naturally you do it for Queen and country.

I have no country. I have no price on my head.

I don't have to apologize to you, a paid assassin, for what I am.

No!

You're right. We are two of a kind.

Oh, James!

Q?

Something wrong?

Not really. Just a feeling.

Why don't you come back to bed.

Move!

Watch it!

Come on!

Careful!

Give me the gun.

What happened to Vijay?

-He was alive when I found him. -Did he say anything?

All he said was, ''It was Kamal's men.''

No more problems.

You'd better signal M to meet me in Berlin.

Why?

Well, I have to go to a circus in Karl-Marx-Stadt.

We verified the Octopussy Circus was in East Berlin when we lost 009.

Karl-Marx-Stadt is further east.

Why would General Orlov participate in a jewlery caper?

The jewlery I think, is, if you'll forgive the analogy...

...only the tip of the tentacle.

Well, here's the ID you'll need.

Charles Morton, manufacturer's representative from Leeds...

...visiting furniture factories in East Germany.

-Karl will take you in. -No problem.

Remember, 007, you're on your own.

Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.

Of course you know Comrade Borchoi, the curator of the Hermitage.

It just arrived from Leningrad.

The Romanov Star.

The Romanov Star.

Stay here with the jewlery while they switch the car to the main track.

You stay also.

One hundred kiloton yield.

The effects are indistinguishable from the American medium-yield bomb.

The detonator. Now listen carefully.

It is preset for a four-hour delay.

Set time for the explosion here.

To activate...

...insert...

...and twist the lever a quarter-turn clockwise.

Be at least 20 miles away when it goes off.

The jewlery should net us 300 million in Zurich.

We still have to cross the border.

I must go.

Au revoir, dear lady. Good luck.

Bring the canister.

Put it in the car.

-Leave that. Let's go. -Let's stay.

Sit on that box, hands on your knees. Come on! Move!

Why is that bomb on the train?

-Who are you? -I'm British Secret Service.

You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive.

I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding...

...on a US Air Force Base.

You surley can't be inviting a full-scale nuclear war.

What happens when the U.S. retaliates?

Against whom?

My God, of course.

Our early warning system will rule out the possibility...

...of that bomb having been launched from Russia or anywhere else.

Everyone will assume, incorrectly...

...that it was an American bomb triggered accidentally.

That would be the most plausible explanation.

Europe will insist on unilateral disarmament...

...leaving every border undefended for you to walk across at will.

And it doesn't matter a damn to you, I suppose...

...that thousands of innocent people will be killed in your ''accident''.

Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow...

...bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks.

On your feet, general. You're going to stop that train.

-It's too late. -You can stop it at the border.

Kill him! Kill him!

Kill him! Kill him!

Get to the station!

Stop that car!

Stop!

Follow that car.

Kamal Khan says we are to stay here until we cross the border.

The license plate is General Orlov's.

We have discovered this.

Where is General Orlov now?

He was last reported heading towards the border.

I must get to that train!

A common thief.

A disgrace to the uniform.

Yes, but tomorrow...

...I shall be a hero...

...of the Soviet Union.

It is now 11 :45. The performance begins at 3:00.

Allowing for delays, set the bomb to detonate at 3:45.

We must leave the base by 3:15.

I take it none of you will be late.

-The jewlery! -Did you recognize him?

No. Stay here with her.

On the roof. Trouble.

And this...

...for my brother.

And that's for 009.

Gobinda will stay with the jewlery.

General, excuse me. I have some travel arrangements to make.

-Enjoy the show. -Thank you.

The general will get a big blast out of this.

I know he won't be disappointed.

-That was Bond. -Good. Let him keep going.

He'll be late, and we'll be rid of him too.

Just great, isn't it?

Fantastic. Fantastic!

-Oh, that was marvelous. -General...

...how long would I get in the brig if I stole your wallet?

-About two years. -That long?

Well, in that case, I'd better return it.

Son of a gun.

Where can I find the base commander? It's urgent.

-Let's see your circus pass. -Damn it, man, I said it's urgent.

Get out, with your hands up!

Captain, some nut went through here in a stolen car.

Wants the base commander, and he's wearing a red shirt.

There he is!

It's that guy in the red shirt. Go after him.

Keep searching, you guys. He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Look under the trailer, you guys.

Come on. Get a move on. Get a move on.

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.

-Is anyone else in there? -For the first time in this country...

...the death-defying human cannonball.

I have the pleasure in presenting to you...

...Francisco the Fearless!

The suspect's wearing a clown suit. Over.

That's him!

Hold it there, buddy. You're coming with us.

General, there's a bomb in that cannon.

Sure. Where else would a bomb be?

-Great clown bit. -I'm serious. I'm a British agent.

-What? -Tell him who I am.

Kamal and Orlov double-crossed you. They took the jewlery off the train.

Does that convince you?

That bomb is set to explode at 3:45. That's 90 seconds from now.

General, this man's either drunk or crazy.

Move out, you guys.

He'll destroy the entire operation.

Let go, let go, let go.

You two, grab that man. Grab him! Hold him!

-Grab him. -Let go, damn it! Let go.

Let me go, damn it! There's a bomb in there!

Let him go.

Quiet, everyone. Quiet!

Now?

Thank you very much. You did a great job, sir.

Where was Kamal going?

Back to India.

Folks, we've had an emergency, but everything is all right now.

You and your families are safe.

Now please leave the tent in an orderly manner.

-Thank you. -You did a great job.

-The plane is refueled. -We'll take off at sunrise.

-Are the gold certificates on board? -Yes, Excellence.

We'll take these also: dollars, pounds, francs, marks.

I can always print my own.

-What is that? -Girls, selling themsleves.

Good. It will keep the men occupied.

I don't want them to see me leave.

Hey, come on.

Now.

Give us a hand.

Come on.

-Let's go. -All set?

Lift.

That's it. Steady.

Make sure the horses are saddled.

-Yes, Excellence. -I'll join you in a few minutes.

Do you really think you can escape me?

Orlov betrayed us.

I swear I knew nothing about the bomb.

We're partners. We're friends.

Octopussy, I would never do anything to hurt you.

You left me to be killed along with thousands of innocent people.

Octopussy, Octopussy.

Look. I was bringing you this.

We can make millions.

Take her. She's our ticket out of here.

I trust you can handle this contraption, Q.

-It goes by hot air. -Oh, then you can.

-They seem to be doing all right. -I don't see Octopussy anywhere.

-There she is. She's in trouble! -Get your hands off!

-I'll take her down. -No, up.

Where are you going?

Oh, don't be an idiot, 00 7. Come back.

Kill him.

Come on! Come on!

What are you doing? Cut it out. We haven't time for that.

Later, perhaps.

Go on. Giddap!

Come on!

He'll kill us all. Go out and get him.

-Out there? -Go!

Yes, Excellence.

Hold tight. Jump!

My government categorically denies the incident ever occurred.

However, we request Commander Bond to return...

...one of our most historic national treasures, the Romanov Star.

In the interest of our Anglo-Soviet relationships...

...I'm sure that can be arranged.

Where is Commander Bond?

Unfortunatley, owing to the serious nature of his injuries...

...he's still not fit enough to travel.

In, out. In, out.

-I wish. -What?

I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition.

Oh, James!

James!