Original subtitles

The human body is like a computer's hardware.

The heart is soft.

It needs to be updated from time to time to get rid of bugs.

It is only then that relationships can be optimized

The same goes for sex.

Update? How?

Well, let me give you an example.

Like rewriting scripts.

Don't worry too much, really.

It's really about breaking the habit of having sex.

for example

If you usually do it at night, change it to morning.

When? Where?

outfits

Whose initiative is it?

You can change the way you do it.

Sounds like fun.

then (in that case)

Why did you change it?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

What's wrong with the way we did it?

And would it be better to change it?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Shouldn't be...

There are no good or bad sex scripts.

Some people just have a habit of closing their eyes during sex.

Some people have boyfriends and she still masturbates.

In fact, everyone has habitual sexual scripts

Rewritable scripts are about letting go of a bit of persistence

counterpart

That would make sense.

Have you been cooperating with me all along?

Also... I wouldn't call it a match.

It's supposed to be good for you, good for me.

It's the kind of thing that is also two...

That just sounds like there's

Yes?

Let's not dwell on the past, okay?

It starts with role-playing.

Or play with some small toys are fine

Breaking inertia leads to new discoveries

OK?

That's all for today. You guys go back and talk about it.

Ms. Song

Relax your frown.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'll have a lot of options for you to choose from.

You're treating me like a client, aren't you?

Why don't you just draw me a picture and let me choose?

exclamation Eh!

It's a script.

then (in that case)

I'm proposing tonight.

by the way

Nuts.

Thank you.

Hi, guys. You can make an appointment downstairs.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

thank you

Finally, you're done.

Why didn't you make an appointment for them?

The dean just sent someone to retrieve the data.

View all your records

She said she was gonna charge you with violating the dual relationship doctrine.

They know you went to school with Ms. Song.

That you disclosed it to the case.

Supervisory content within the counseling room

I... I just had a chance to talk to them.

You'd do it for the good of the case.

But they don't care about me at all.

I've already gone to the board and told them to fire you.

And not giving me a chance to explain.

I think it's hard.

They just had a meeting on the line that ended in less than five minutes

Lin Shuzhe, come here for a second

Let's have a look.

Fan Chunming, I'm warning you.

Don't show me this at work.

I'm not looking.

I'm inviting you to my

The Ritual of Shift plus Delete

toad

Why did you waste 20 years of your own kung fu?

I don't need it.

So extreme.

My dream fantasy has come true.

What do I need these alternatives for?

seriously

What's it like to be with a fantasy?

She's exactly the same on air as she is in person.

as enthusiastic as ever

It sounds so good.

Actually, it's that good.

So you guys.

You won't even touch it.

When you don't see eye to eye

There's nothing good about me.

The best thing about me is that I'm not opinionated.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Commencement of the Ceremony

Goodbye Seafood House babies.

Wait a minute.

why on earth?

You want it.

You can tell me if you want.

If you want it, I'll give it to you.

There's no way I'm going to put it when you don't want it...

exhale slowly

I'm living with my sister while my girlfriend is away.

Ejaculation Authority

Ah, this one.

One Hour Meeting with a Counselor

You've got a face.

I'm interested.

this one

I'm back.

Hubby!

I forgot my EasyCard today.

I'm super flustered on my way to and from work.

Have you seen my EasyCard?

What are you doing?

Are you listening to me?

Come here, come here.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I cleaned the house again today.

What's going on?

Say I'm a good boy.

Hello, baby.

sound of child's crying

Forty scenarios to cover the mountains and the sea.

Fan Junming's life's work

You're so serious.

I've cleaned the house. Don't worry.

Take your time and ask me if you don't understand.

Staying at a classmate's house

Ah, this is good.

(coll.) all right?

It's like I'm more

You don't have to push so hard. It's easier.

Bundle

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Are you sure?

Yeah, that's right.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

You can't regret it.

That's it.

Oh, right, hubby, we... Should we take a shower first?

No, we're just rehearsing.

It's not like we're really going to do it.

well, well, well.

Use this as a rope.

well, well, well.

So what happens now?

Greetings in advance.

Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you.

I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me more.

I'm Lim Soo Cheol.

please give me more guidance

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

desirable

Can I help you?

Like this?

yea

I'm going to start.

Do you remember that EasyCard?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

just like

I really like that illustrator's exhibit.

We went to see it together.

That day we got up early and took the subway to the airport.

There's a line of people there until after noon.

And then it was a hot day.

So we're lining up in the grass ah

It's just mosquitoes and flies.

And then you kept slapping me with that fan.

I've been slapping you all day.

When you get home, your muscles are inflamed.

And then I've been putting you on a bandage for two weeks.

Does that ring a bell?

Yeah, a little bit.

But what does that have to do with the EasyCard?

No, it's not just an EasyCard.

It's besides being a co-branding of an illustrator I really like

Or my memories with you.

(coll.) eunuch

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

It's been a long time since we've seen an exhibition together.

Have you seen any exhibitions lately that you'd like to see?

We can make a date.

It's not a question of whether or not to make a date.

Well, you can tell me if there's a problem.

I'll take care of it.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

It's okay.

What's next?

What's next?

Yes, please.

accept

(coll.) eunuch

Sofa Grin Sofa Seam Did you look for it?

nothing

sofa seam

I am.

Robam (brand)

OK, boss.

then (in that case)

Robam (brand)

Can you... Can you help me find the seams on the couch?

Huh?

sofa seam

Yes?

I don't have it.

toad

hasn't

That that...

The... Where's the sofa side table?

Is there any under the sofa side table

Look for it. Look for it. Hurry up.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

That's so long-winded.

Not the drawer.

It's down there.

Down there.

Empty. Empty. Empty.

Now the following

There's only big dicks down there.

Where's the TV stand?

Just look around the edges.

Why are you here?

Could you have pushed it in with the vacuum cleaner?

It's still the same.

toy cabinet

No, this whole cabinet is my toys.

Why is your EasyCard over there?

So, did you do the laundry today?

Will it be in those pants of mine... In my pants?

pockets

Is it possible?

Not this one, I mean.

Can you look in the washing machine?

Please.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Untie yourself.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Rewritable scripts are to be

Let go of a little persistence.

counterpart

That would make sense.

Hey, look.

Your situation.

There's still a chance you can violate the Labor Standards Act.

It's not time to look at individual cases.

Why don't you take care of yourself?

make one's curtsy

Is it okay for you to leave the downstairs unattended?

Who told me to send you a message and not answer it?

Thank you for standing up for me.

I'll read it sometime.

I don't want to deal with that right now.

I just want to put together a couple of cases that I have on hand right now.

Wrap it up nicely.

But personnel orders came down.

You'll have to collect.

How are you?

Excuse me, do you have an appointment?

I'm here to visit.

But we don't seem to be in a position to do that right now.

be sorry (for inconveniencing sb)

Forget it. You're not even on duty.

Yeah, I didn't see you downstairs.

caffeine

We have coffee here.

What's the problem?

No, it's...

get to the heart of the matter

I have other things to do.

It's not my problem.

It's me and Chinglish we both seem...

Couples counseling is about couples coming together

You're alone now.

It doesn't help with the treatment at all.

I'll remind you one last time.

Counseling has its standard process

We can't have any more interactions outside of therapy.

You know what?

Sorry

caffeine

Keep it.

That's the standard SOP they want.

I can follow the rules, too.

Is it hard?

How did this happen?

I think they're really full of shit.

Just fire me. I don't even get a chance to argue.

Is it all on someone else?

I'm asking you to tell me.

Zhang Jiachen (1969-), Chinese-American film director

How did this happen?

They say I'm ignoring the convention.

Ignoring Ethics and Repeated Persuasion

for what reason?

fault

I was just thinking.

If we really want to help people.

Do we have to be tied down like this?

I don't care if it's the system or the people.

The point is, have you thought this through?

You're trying to treat a case.

Or do you want to prove that you can treat the case

There's a fine line between competence and bravado.

Maybe you think it's okay for you to get hurt.

But I have to warn you.

You do that.

Sometimes it can hurt the people around you.

slow down

Think before you act.

Why do you suddenly want to make a dinner date for four?

Didn't you say

If we'd been friends earlier.

You'll learn that love takes practice.

You helped me find bravery.

I'm here to see if you're practicing on your lover.

Hey, it's heating up.

It's good.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

What about you today?

Eat more.

Because someone said

If someone mentions sex first

Or the sex therapy thing is going to be a treat

And then the next thing she knows, she's got it all wrong.

Oh, come on. I'm sorry.

fig. you bet, you pay

Qing's husband can eat and drink whatever he wants.

Dr. Chang, I think our round

It's Therapist Chang.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

You eat too salty or too bland.

Just look at your face.

Actually, I wanted to get some toilet paper.

give it a try

be sorry (for inconveniencing sb)

Come on.

Your fish.

Have a drink.

Yeah, give me a second.

I'll be busy for a while.

You guys enjoy.

that one

You two are

Anyone planning to get married?

Marriage should be on her life list

truly

But I think your work should be more or less

It's a bit of a burden on your psyche, isn't it?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Well, I do think you really need to take a vacation.

You're the same as you've always been.

Never let yourself go on vacation.

Vacation?

Then let's do it together.

Are you that familiar?

Why don't you take a walk with me?

And just in time.

You can change your environment.

So sudden.

Where to?

Anywhere is good.

Just stay away from the everyday

It's raining like this.

It's not too late to turn back.

refrain from

What's the point of turning around?

I'm here now.

There are ways to play on a rainy day.

Chinglish and Chieh are practicing to break the inertia

What about my future?

Can you find the answer on this trip?

in the end

It's so cozy here.

We'll camp here tonight.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Not bad.

Look at the mountains over there.

Are you satisfied?

Do you see any clouds up there?

Wow this... It's-- it's--

What's this again? It seems so powerful.

Did we raise the fire today? Did we raise the fire today?

truly

This canopy pulls up

The work area is very cozy.

Yeah, that's right.

I'll set up the tent.

Then I'll go with you.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You're so skilled.

That's not funny.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

Come here.

interjection of surprise

Spread out this side.

Open up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like this, isn't it?

this kind of

You want to smoke on your side?

Yeah, wait a minute.

move forwards

I'm moving forward.

fault

I can't move when you're in charge.

Good for you, Dude. Now, Dude.

I'm gonna go through here.

I know it's not for this.

She's been like this since she was a child.

He's always trying to prove himself.

I know. I know.

but

I think bravado is her strong suit.

right

It won't be too hard, will it?

I don't think so.

After all, she's willing to start over with me.

That's good enough for me.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

I think you need to spread the meat first

OK

Let it simmer for a while.

Here's the door.

prop up

yes or no

Hang in there.

Someone should be holding it up like this.

Like I am now.

Holding on like this?

hold up

Then I'll figure out how to nail that camp nail.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Hey, wait a minute.

No, you're not holding this side.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

Lin Shuzhe, you're looking down

you

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

I think we'll have to nail that one first.

Here we go.

Come on, I'll do it for you.

Okay. Thank you.

I'll do it for you.

I'll do it, I'll do it.

It's okay.

Wow, look at that potato. It sucks.

It's good.

Have some of this.

thank you

I'll put it over here.

Hey, I'm going to take a shower first.

Take care of this little friend for me.

Who cares?

He'll wake up when he's burned by the fire.

exclamation Eh!

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Where's my wife?

She's going to take a shower first.

make one's curtsy

in one's turn

What?

It's a scented spray that relaxes the green language

Mmm. Smells good.

If we have a baby in the future.

I'll make you two my godparents.

You're not thinking too far ahead, are you?

No, I won't.

child

Having a godfather so handsome like that can bring camping.

There's another one.

Such a smart and powerful godmother.

That's good.

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

What's going on?

feed (an animal, baby, invalid etc)

How's it going?

Oh, it's okay. There's a bug.

Then you don't have to come back to take a shower over there.

OK

why on earth?

it's not important

next

Weird.

I've been looking forward to Jihua's return.

Being the perfect couple that everyone envies

But when it all comes true

Why do I feel so empty?

hey

There's a trail here that's perfect for a nighttime stroll.

Do you want to go for a walk?

Yeah. - Yeah.

A change of scenery would be nice.

I love exploring.

I'll get ready.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

There you go.

feeling well

Come on. Warm up.

exclamation Eh!

We'll scare them with ghosts.

How can that be?

Discouragement of Zhang Jiachen

How can you be afraid of ghosts?

exclamation Eh!

So can I ask you a question while I'm at it?

You've been married for so long.

How do you maintain such a stable relationship?

What's the catch?

What do you want?

What do you want?

No, I'm not.

Because Jiachen and I are more

He's unstable, so he wants to hear about it.

Views of others

these

fault

We're very different.

I'm just saying.

I think

It should be.

Patience and cooperation

Well, actually.

Marriage can be good and bad.

I think the most important thing should be

You have to have

firm and resolute

You're really determined.

I won't be aggrieved.

firm and resolute

What are you guys talking about?

We're having such a great conversation.

depend upon (literary)

He's going to turn adult.

You'll need a drink, Mr. Turner.

Wait, I have a bottle of Laphroaig 18 years in my car.

I'll get it.

Can you smell the mud?

It's okay.

I'll go with you.

go away

Aren't you cold in that?

It's okay.

Let me get you a blanket.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Are you sure?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

senior or older female schoolmate

I don't think you're wrong.

I should have thought it through.

Maybe I should go first.

hello (loanword)

It's scary.

I'm bothering you.

why on earth?

You want to sleep with me today?

No, I'm just visiting.

Who dares to interrupt your 300 rounds with Jihua?

What's so great about visiting a tent?

Jihua is really well prepared.

exclamation Eh!

Are you happy today?

It's not bad. What's wrong?

But I think

You're a little different today.

It's a rare vacation for me.

Can't I just switch to power-saving mode?

I'm not a hyperactive child.

Aren't you?

not funny

Well... It's not funny. I'm sorry.

I'll take a sip myself.

Let me ask you something.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Do you think I'm a good therapist?

You're the best therapist in the whole universe.

You don't have to be so dramatic.

I'm the only therapist you've ever known.

Then why are you asking?

I just wanted to hear your personal opinion.

That's not right.

Why would you ask a question like that?

You're Zhang Jiachen?

It's just that lately my heart's been in a bit of a mess.

And then there's also a lot of...

Aoyagi, I'm sorry.

I didn't know you were here.

It's okay. It's just small talk.

So, Giacomo, do you still want to go exploring?

It's okay if you're tired.

miss (feel wistful about the absence of sb. or sth)

I'll wait for you outside.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Good night.

Good night!

(coll.) eunuch

I'm back.

Did you have a good time?

Well, you know what?

The two of them are going on an adventure.

It's so exciting.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

It's weird how there are these little flakes all the time.

crumbs

It's okay. It's normal.

I'm telling you.

It's still cold in the mountains.

You'd better sleep with your coat on at night.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

OK

What's this?

secret weapon

Why are you being so mysterious?

I'll smell it.

Close your eyes.

It smells good. It's natural. I like it.

Yes.

Are you sure you want to go ahead?

I'm pretty sure.

Then you know where to go.

Of course not.

I'll just see what happens.

take care

Jiachen (name)

you

Is there something you want to tell me?

What?

You must have something on your mind.

It's just that Ching Yee was with Chieh and the others.

So you're embarrassed to say

It's really you.

There's no one now.

You can tell me anything you want.

I don't know when it started.

There's no way to do what we did before.

Happy is just happy.

If it's sad, it's really sad.

You don't even have to look around.

Maybe we're all getting old.

More and more exposure.

It's hard to go back to the unexpected.

So life is just going to get more and more boring?

But there are so many different stages in life

Each stage has a different mood and experience.

You won't be bored.

I understand what you're saying.

But I don't like the answer.

So what's your special insight?

I don't have any special insights

It's just that these days, I feel that Ching Yeow and Chul.

The way they look.

I'm a little envious.

That...

You'll want to.

Married?

We can get married first.

And then we'll have another baby.

Moving to the next stage

Life after marriage

The experience of having a child

These are new and unknown worlds.

I promise.

After you marry me.

I won't bore you anymore.

You'll have a life of your own.

Will you marry me?

If there's any doubt in your mind

Everything you do goes wrong.

You do that.

Sometimes it can hurt the people around you.

Why are you doing this at this time?

Ask me that.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not just saying that.

Actually, I've wanted to talk to you about this since I got back.

But I've never been able to find the right time.

Until you said you envied them.

just now

pardon me

Come on. Cover up.

It's cold. It's cold.

(coll.) eunuch

I feel like camping out like this.

It's so relaxing.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

(coll.) eunuch

I miss you so much.

Me too.

(coll.) eunuch

I love you.

I love you too.

I was just thinking about this.

There should be plenty of sex scripts to refer to, right?

Oh, you mean to tell me.

You want my Toshiaki Seafood Restaurant.

Run to you.

Letting you go can be a

Mere academic research

Commencement of the handover ceremony

Master Chicken, what are you doing here?

Okay, let's go home.