Original subtitles

How does it feel to reacquaint yourself with your other half?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

It feels good.

Why don't you stop laughing?

Whatever. Whatever.

You go first.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

You go first.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll talk. I'll talk.

I think

I feel like we're both

It's getting a little better.

Right?

Was there anything wrong with our old relationship?

we

We used to be really close.

Yeah.

That's okay.

It's just that right now there's just a little

All right, let's do an exercise today.

Let's hear it.

The body is trying to tell us something.

OK?

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Wait a minute. You're gonna have to make your wife feel relaxed.

Touch her in a comfortable and pleasant way

Teasing and touching is fine.

It's here.

Don't worry, I'm right here.

And you have to trust him.

Okay.

Come on, let's get ready.

tickle

then (in that case)

What about here?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I think you're more comfortable than you were.

Is it right?

Get a feel for it.

The temperature of your husband's hand.

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

You're great.

Okay, so we're gonna have some individual drills.

Well, make an appointment with Jennifer when you're free.

Thank you.

What time would be convenient for you two after that?

I'll get back to work.

Bye-bye.

Is 25 okay?

25 just a public holiday

In treating them

It's like my body and mind have been healed.

greenish black

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Can you help me see if the color I just put on looks good?

They're really looking at you.

If you're straight, you don't care about your nails.

But if it's a date.

They'll care about your hair and the way you look.

And your smell.

Xuanbao

What are you doing here? I thought Dad was taking you out.

Mom, look at this.

What's this?

Paper Clay!

He said it was you.

I have to show you.

Every time you come home, Xiao Xuan is asleep

I'll just have to interject.

I know.

Baby's great.

You made a mom for mom.

Well, then why?

Why doesn't my brother have clay?

Mei Yu or Miyu (name)

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

So for the past two weeks, it's been Jianhong's job to take care of Xuan.

Hey, we're taking turns, okay?

It's not like I'm busy every day.

I'm more of a live streamer.

Then you can watch it anywhere on your cell phone.

She's more trouble than she's worth.

I need to get around.

It's a natural progression.

I'm not bothering.

high fronted, curtained carriage (old)

Xuan, mom's busy

Why don't you go home with Daddy first?

But isn't mom off duty?

Is this really a good idea?

That's all we can do now.

But at least we don't have secrets now.

Totally honest.

Huang Jianhong (1935-), PRC actor

Don't keep complaining over there.

Take Hsuan home quickly

Okay, Xuan, Xuan, we're leaving

Can I be completely honest with Chul too?

(of an unmarried couple) be close

We slowly put our hands

Toward the abdomen.

The abdomen is our sensory center.

We have a lot of feelings

It's all grown from here.

wait a moment

Wait for me to take off my shoes.

Come in.

wait a minute!

why on earth?

A condom? - Yeah.

There's more.

What's this?

that one

Systemic screening for sexually transmitted diseases

All clear

You're really good.

Thank you for protecting me.

wait a moment

interjection of surprise

Do you want to be my dog?

I'd like to say hello.

interjection of surprise

Hello everyone!

This is my new dog.

Cute.

Thanks for the well wishes.

I'm happy now.

But I can't tell you all the details yet.

Because it's time for the two of us.

What's going on?

There are over 10,000 people watching.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

You're shy.

I know. I know.

number one

Always nervous.

Let's give him a little more time.

Are you ready?

Ladies and gentlemen

Let's welcome

I'm the king of the night market from the 21st century.

Vendor's nightmare

The man who brings his own konnyaku.

aka Huaxi Street Young Master

It's so itchy.

Now, let's have a two-person world.

hi! (loanword)

hi! (loanword)

hello (loanword)

cat's mewing

Meow Meow.

hello (loanword)

little crooked

Take the yellow tags and photocopy them.

Send the green labeled ones to Mr. Pan for me.

Tetsu!

I've got the measurements.

I've got the materials too.

But you have to

Wait a minute.

(onom.) for humming or whimpering

cat's mewing

Meow Meow Baby

Oh, you want to eat?

Yeah. - Yeah.

What are you having?

OkayMeow meow.

feed (an animal, baby, invalid etc)

The new foundation is opening in two months.

I can't do it all by myself.

You come back to America next month to help me

next month

I have business in Taipei.

Is your business more important than the Foundation?

No, you can't just make up your own mind like that.

You can fly both ways.

I've got other things to do, that's all.

fault

Fuck.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

pardon me

No, I won't.

I don't think I can handle my mom for the rest of my life.

Is that why you left me in the first place?

Haven't seen you in two years.

You seem to have gotten sharper.

I'd like to say thank you.

It made me grow up overnight.

Jiachen (name)

I'm really sorry for leaving so suddenly.

at that time

I'd be afraid I'd let you down.

Why am I disappointed in you?

you

You should have known there was something wrong with me.

I'm not sure if it's mental or physical

I'm actually in therapy when I go to Sex Minds.

But I'm not 100% sure.

I'm sure it'll work.

You're getting brave.

Compared to the perfect you of old.

Now be brave enough to face your vulnerability.

more charming

Hey!

I'll have to see what you do next.

Apology accepted or not

Here's today's exercise.

Okay, we're ready to start.

That's great. Here, give me that.

Let's try number two now.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Come here.

I think you

It shouldn't be a question of whether it will fit or not.

Uh-huh?

rather

A human problem?

Hey, hubby.

I've taken Chicken Master to the doctor's office and I'm going home.

Do you have anything to eat?

I don't need it. You just eat it.

Are you sure?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Okay, bye-bye.

I can be honest with you.

I really feel a lot lighter.

Wow, who's got such bad taste?

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'll do it.

hey!

What a coincidence.

You're on a date.

Your friend.

marry (of woman)

My old friend.

My classmate's husband.

With his chicken.

Hello, hello, hello.

Just call me Chul.

This is our company's pet chicken master

I took him to the doctor with a cold.

Did you guys meet in therapy, too?

fault

Where is that?

I don't think we'll be able to stay in private for too long.

You know.

salute

(coll.) part ways (with sb)

The choking thorn has been removed.

So the problem is solved?

I'm back.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

How's Master Chicken?

It's OK.

What the doctor just said it was.

Cold-induced ophthalmia

Chickens can get inflamed eyes from colds

I ran into that high school friend of yours today.

You mean Jiachen?

She's accompanied by a handsome guy who looks like Aaron Kwok.

Do you think it would be useful for us to go to couples counseling together?

more or less

Then we shouldn't go.

here we go again

Are you serious?

that one

We're just getting started.

I just don't want to keep pushing you.

But you won't worry.

Is it too late for us to have a baby?

child

Did I say I was worried?

Or are you worried that I'm too old to give birth?

Or do you really want to have kids right now?

My bad.

I was wrong.

That's not what I meant.

My mom was worried.

If we keep dragging this out.

Maybe we'll both be too tired, that's all.

OK?

I already told Jiachen I'm not going.

then (in that case)

Did she say anything?

She didn't say anything.

That's it.

You didn't reject the treatment at first.

Why are you reacting like that?

Because when we went there I realized that it seemed

It's not that scary.

And she said it was.

We have to face our problems together.

So we're just halfway there, aren't we?

I feel as if

I've made up my mind anyway.

Like you said.

Our question then

Let's go with the flow.

OK

Whatever.

I just saw how hard it was for Huang Jianhong to take care of Xuan.

That's why I want to say that after Xuan's class.

What kind of talent classes can we arrange?

Or your favorite class.

That way, no one will get so tired.

If it's about money.

Then why don't we all just save a little bit?

Now I've been meeting people every day.

Go home happy.

And he's all over the place.

Then he looked at me and got angry.

What did he say?

He said.

Whatever.

It's random, it's super thunderous.

It's in the top ten of my Ray's list

rest assured!

What's your top three?

There you go again.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Are you serious?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

It's too serious, isn't it?

right

ultra-lightning

Huang Jianhong, that dead man.

We agreed to be honest with each other.

He's not being honest right now.

Every day, I'm making a dead face.

It's a pain in the ass.

hey!

What about this one?

Xu Cuiying asked the courier to deliver the cake for you.

She said it was because of you.

She's having a great time.

That's why I'm here to pay you back.

But I had a great time listening to you on the phone.

What the hell do you want from me?

It's like this.

I'd like to ask you to help me with some multiple choice questions.

That's the first one.

My ex-boyfriend from sophomore year suddenly called me and added me as a friend.

I think we're all getting along.

But there was no re-inspection.

The second one is a construction guy I met recently.

He's good in every way.

But the third.

I have a boyfriend.

What to do? How to choose?

There's a lot of them.

That's right.

You raise your right hand.

Put it on your left breast.

left breast

Do you feel a heartbeat?

there are

If you do, then pick someone you like.

But I've got my heart set on all three.

Wow. Three.

Congratulations!

how was it?

It means you have a healthy heart.

Reacts to everyone.

I'm so happy for you.

So who do I choose?

Who am I going to choose?

And this time, was I moved?

I'll go first. I'll go first.

Don't fight with them.

I'm on his team.

I'll go first.

It's too heavy.

(informal) father

Dad! Dad!

Dad! Dad!

Excuse me, is he okay?

Bruise on the hand, but everything else is fine.

But it's advisable to check and track it at the hospital

Thank you.

Thank you.

Huang Jianhong (1935-), PRC actor

What's your trick for fainting?

Ah, just exercise.

How many years have I known you?

If you knew how to play sports, you'd already be playing sports.

What do you want now?

Or you'll send me a bunch of pictures.

I'm motivated, too.

a loser doesn't lose a battle

If I don't practice, how can I go out and play with others?

You have to take care of your body.

A guy like you who wants to be tough on a whim.

How is that possible?

It's a start for me.

You don't know yourself.

overestimate one's capabilities

Okay.

You can practice all you want.

Just take care of your body anyway.

Where did you come from today?

I came from a place where a cab ride would have cost me over $400.

I'm sorry.

You've wasted all your makeup.

No, I won't.

You're in trouble anyway.

I should have been here right away.

I wonder sometimes.

If I could practice on my own

If it's anything like those pictures you sent me.

You might also want to consider playing at home

Jianhong Huang Slightly larger size

Durability in progress

We've had years of understanding.

extra credit

Are you sure that years of understanding is a plus?

You're irritating me.

I can't get any air.

Help me breathe.

I can't kiss you.

We'll play at home.

You woke up Xuan

Baby, can we go home?

Good boy, let's take Huanbao home to sleep

So I thought

You'll advise her to continue her treatment.

Aoyagi is an indecisive person

She's in trouble.

It's customary to hide first.

But if

If someone is willing to give her a push.

I'm sure she'll move forward.

Just give her some time.

Sounds like the patient doesn't want to live.

So the doctor is just going to die?

Do you always talk to Qing like this?

I'm a piggybacker, right?

She wants to give up because I keep complaining.

You'd be a real pig in a poke if you gave up.

What else can I do?

a concession

Yeah, you've just been giving in and cooperating.

But did you or did you not really

Wanted to try and understand what she was thinking

it doesn't matter

I'll talk to her again.

I used to think I was flunking out of love.

But the truth is, everyone stumbles in love.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

refueling

I'm not trying to force you to come back for treatment.

I'm here today because I want to hear from you.

Thoughts on anything

I'm here if you want to talk.

Thank you.

If we both

We were best friends in high school.

Will I be affected by you?

Getting a little braver.

If we'd been friends earlier.

I'll probably know.

Love takes practice.

How could you not know?

You're so good at that.

And so experienced.

I've been realizing that a little bit lately.

I don't think I've ever loved anyone.

I love myself.

Good at making love.

But not in love.

It's okay.

Maybe you'll meet the right guy later.

You know how to love.

But I'm serious.

Your husband really loves and cares about you.

Maybe at first you wanted to bring him to therapy.

He refused.

But he came anyway, for you.

I didn't realize the devil was still behind us.

What are you talking about?

I don't have it.

I've figured it out.

It doesn't matter if we can't do it.

for what reason?

Maybe it's all retribution.

judgment

No, I'm just talking out of my ass.

okay

Talk to me when you feel like it.

Why don't you go in and sleep?

Waiting for you.

pardon me

I feel as if I should try harder.

Uh-huh?

Do you want to have sex?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Every day.

I want to be able to make love to you too.

however

Can we not have sex just to have a baby?

pardon me

It's my problem that I can't have sex.

shed

It's all engraved in life.

But I can't say it.

Continue to receive treatment from Jiachen.

I think it'll pass.

Chul and I will gradually become happy, right?

hey!

Okay. Meow meow, meow. Bye.

wait and see if you can't make it to the third grade

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

why on earth?

Turn it over and I'll take a look.

What are you doing?

Where's the zipper?

Stop it!

Where is it hidden?

Do you know how much I'm sponsoring out-of-school girls this month?

You still have money to sponsor out-of-school girls.

Zero

I don't have a sponsor.

What is love in this world?

It's like growing up overnight.

lit. there is no stoppingpingpingpingping and resolving things

a little goes a long way

Crooked, were you going somewhere?

I'm going to make copies.

and the post office (in Hong Kong)

Just go.

I'll go first.

I'm going home with you. - Bad, bad, bad.

Come here for a second.

What are you doing?

I'm asking you.

Let's clean the glass together.

What does it feel like?

Wipe the glass.

I've been using the waist recently

Look at the strength of my back.

Not bad, huh?

One more time.

Did you say waist?

Turn around. Big circle.

swing one's hips

Up and down. Plus down.

great circle (in geography)

rotate (about an axis)

Don't stop.

You're tired, brother.

Don't keep playing like that, okay?

I'm getting dizzy.

Don't you have to do anything?

I'll take it.

You've got nothing to do.

I see you're so happy this morning.

You're getting to me.

Do you feel me panting right now?

That's pretty much what happened to me last night.