Original subtitles

Have noticed that before you can't have sex

You or Chinglish are living, working.

Physically or emotionally

Any changes?

Any small change can

Yes?

hasn't

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Are you okay?

It's OK.

So what else are we gonna talk about later?

It's okay. It's okay.

It's normal to be nervous.

You're married.

Solve the problem together.

I think it's a very good thing.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I can tell.

What do you think of your future with Chinglish?

How do you imagine it?

as soon as

Live together.

Cooking and walking together.

interjection of surprise

If you have children in the future, watch them.

grow up healthy

read a book

Love and marriage.

Maybe they'll have kids of their own.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Is there any more?

Well, isn't that enough?

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Sure.

It's not uncommon to be uncomfortable with your first consultation.

But I think Mr. has done a very good job.

He's willing to take the first step for his wife.

greenish black

You once said you wanted to take care of your problems in silence.

Get rid of it.

You don't have to tell Mr.

for what reason?

on account of

Because he's a very simple man.

I'm afraid he'll overreact when I tell him.

can it?

It's that dramatic.

So what would you do if you knew about my spasms?

I'll take you to the doctor.

And then?

after that

Just follow the doctor's instructions.

Depends on whether you need medication or surgery

Or any rehab exercises you can do.

We're just trying to get you better.

You're overreacting.

How am I overreacting now?

Surgery is a big deal.

I know, and the doctor told me.

I know. I know.

You're suddenly aware of your wife's condition.

There'll be a little bit of consternation.

But when we know the situation

You can slowly find out what the problem is.

Wait till you find it.

So we can figure out how to fix it.

It's like a fishbone in your throat, isn't it?

It's an ENT specialty.

Well, do you have a recommendation?

You just told me I was overreacting.

Come on, how long have you been out there and you're still thinking about it?

What are you gonna eat?

Uh, I'd like some sushi.

sushi again

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

be sorry (for inconveniencing sb)

Can you tell me if there's one in the neighborhood?

sexual counseling

here are

The orange one.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

thank you

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

they are

You can watch it even at this age.

Yeah, that's right.

Maybe old people want to have good sex, too.

And Jiachen is very popular.

You know that.

Her YouTube videos are highly viewed.

You can search for it.

I already know how professional she is.

then (in that case)

Did you just OK?

It's OK. It's just a bit of an overreaction.

Well, you won't be embarrassed.

Thanks for coming.

I'm going back to the construction site.

Okay, that's it for now.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

salute

Do you have a recommendation for an ENT?

What?

It's true.

Next time I get a fishbone.

Go to the one you recommended.

I hope I've helped you today.

Oh, yeah.

Momo Sauce

You can call and confirm for me.

Will Mr. Chen be here this afternoon?

What a coincidence.

hi! (loanword)

Long time no see

Hey, do you think this Sex Heart belongs to your family too?

Oh, no.

I'm just here to watch.

Our Foundation's Future Collaboration

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

OK

I'm sorry, I've got an appointment. I'll go up first.

Jiachen (name)

After the day's work.

Do you want to go together?

Have a ball.

Yes, you can.

hiccup

I changed my cell phone number.

Do you want to keep it?

I didn't change mine.

The current Zhang Jiachen

Are you really ready to face him?

You can't lose. You can't lose.

Xu Cuiying is still waiting.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Oh, yeah.

You know that Mr. Wang?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Yeah, that's it.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

One of my boyfriends was like that.

The less you say, the worse it gets.

Hey, you're acting weird.

He was just wondering.

You two must know each other better than that.

Or what you want to eat.

Drinks are on me... It's on me.

Please, just tell me.

There's nothing to say.

Please, I won't tell anyone.

Faster! Faster!

Isn't Xu Cuiying here already?

Quickly...

This is my daughter.

Do I look like you?

there are

It's very similar to the one with the big eyes.

My daughter has seen your movie.

after that

She noticed that I didn't seem happy with my aunt.

So make an appointment for me.

Oh, your daughter is so sweet.

Okay.

you then

Care to share with me?

The story of you and your other half?

Kuen was my classmate in junior high school.

I met her once when I went to buy some cloths at Yongle.

I kept spying on her, and she kept spying on me.

You'll know what you're doing.

Kuen is divorced

My husband died a long time ago.

My daughter says I've had a hard time the rest of my life.

I'm happy to be with you and your aunt from now on.

Wow, I like your daughter more and more.

You must have taught me well.

It's okay.

Then Kuen can come and live with me.

Ah, two people for company.

I'm making clothes for people, I'm altering clothes.

She'll do it with me.

Then we'll have dinner.

Let's watch 8:00 together.

This life is a snore.

I've never been so happy.

But, uh.

hiccup

Just that... That.

I used to do it with my husband.

honestly speaking

It never feels like it's on TV.

That's cool.

And now I've met someone I like.

I'd like to say I'll do it with her.

I'll take this side.

oh

Here.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

is there anything wrong?

it's not important

I don't have it.

I just feel awkward twisting around like that.

only

How... It's not the right thing to do.

Okay, don't worry about it.

next

Tell me about it.

What kind of positions do you guys usually use?

Could you please show me how to do it?

Ah, yes.

That's it.

in advance sth.

Kisses.

right

And then it's down to the thighs.

Mr. Eh!

I'm on that YouTube.

See any scissor style

What else is 69?

I just want to talk to Juan.

Try doing it.

however

I can't get it to work.

ouch!

The moves you're learning are too difficult.

First of all, let's keep it simple.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Why don't you go back and find a pillow?

It's just padded on her

behind sb's back

What happens after the pads are in place?

What about you?

You can kneel.

Touch her.

breasts

And then there's her waist.

Then slowly slid down to her

genitalia

Then you can use your mouth, too.

Serving her clit.

Uh-huh.

But the point is this.

You'll take turns touching each other.

And then she did.

So what you're saying, teacher, is

It's all about taking turns.

Yeah, take turns.

Do you usually take the initiative?

seems like

Is that comfortable?

It seems to be there and then it doesn't.

Mr. Eh!

Could it be because I won't then

It's just the way my husband used to do it.

Part of it.

You just don't have enough experience.

Sex is mutual.

It's more important for two people to be happy.

That's why you came to see me, isn't it?

Okay, next session then.

I hope you can bring your other half.

Is that okay?

That should do it.

I'm going to give you a homework assignment.

You go to the other three.

Sensitive spots that have never been discovered before

OK?

(coll.) eunuch

interjection of surprise

What are you doing?

Let's do our homework.

nothing

interjection of surprise

wait a moment

It's not me.

(coll.) eunuch

next

Give me a hug.

Let's do it tonight.

do one's homework

What to do.

It's not me, either.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Stay down!

I told you to stay down.

wait a moment

lie on one's stomach

you

Why don't you do your homework?

toad

It's time to turn in your homework.

This...

This is Lim Soo-chul.

You're waiting for me to do my homework, aren't you?

me

I have to go to the construction site early tomorrow.

I'm a little tired today.

we

I'll do it some other time.

Yeah. - Yeah.

Then let's watch some TV.

Uh, I'm gonna go get a drink.

Why did you change your job?

I like to do challenging things.

I thought

Caregiver is your vocation.

No one is irreplaceable.

I can see the pattern.

I'll beat you with a few more balls.

I'm coming.

Although you know me well.

But I'll tell you this.

I'm not the same Zhang Jiachen anymore.

Please sit down. Please sit down.

next

drink water

Thank you, sir.

Who asks people questions like that?

How could it not be?

A lot of people come to see the teacher.

Sister Xiu Juan is not used to it

Or maybe Ying doesn't think it's a big deal.

That's normal.

like me

The first time I had sex with a girl

She's got a two-headed dragon of this size.

I was scared to death on the spot.

But then I realized

It's nothing really. It's just for fun.

teachers

You like girls as much as we do?

I have a discovery period.

I'd like to say I haven't tried it yet.

How can you be sure?

(onom.) wow!

You're so brave for such a young teacher.

You're not as brave as you are.

No matter how old you are, you can be so honest with yourself.

We're not doing any therapy today.

Just chatting and playing a little game.

Okay.

So let's start with a little quiz.

first question

Do you like hiking or going to the movies?

Watching a movie - Climbing a mountain

Juan, you can't do this!

You need to get out more.

It's the only way to get well.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Okay, question two.

Do you prefer restaurants or cooking at home for birthdays?

cafeteria

I'll cook it for you.

Eat at home.

It's healthy and cheap.

Okay, okay, okay.

Good question three.

Whether you prefer to travel with a group or on your own

Self... -Hilarious with a tour

We're more comfortable on our own.

Teacher, we're so different.

It doesn't matter if it's a lot different.

emphasize

With rotation

For example, in the morning, she'll go hiking with you.

You'll help her cook in the evening.

Be a little help.

That way, we take care of each other's needs.

What do you think?

It's just like sex, really.

Taking care of each other's needs

It's also important to take care of your

Sister Ying.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Why would you want to have sex?

Because I like her.

I want to make her feel good.

What about you, Sau Kuen?

indeed

I don't really care about that kind of thing.

How old are you?

however

It's because of Ying.

She's dying to.

I miss that.

the reason why

I'd like to come with her.

Make her happy.

Two different people.

Willingness to cooperate with each other to make each other happy

I think it's a wonderful thing.

I'll tell you about it because of the recent interest rate hike.

Yes, that's why we have this offer.

It's only good for two weeks.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll wait for your reply.

possible

Thank you. Bye-bye.

Hello, Sex Education Counseling Line.

Okay, do your homework. Do your homework.

Sometimes we yell at each other.

Let the other guy know.

What the hell were you thinking?

I think it's a good way to communicate too

If you're too nervous.

It's easy to misinterpret other people's emotions and thoughts.

likewise

It's easy for people to misunderstand you.

I thought soul mates were supposed to take care of each other.

We can cry and laugh together.

fierce

It's not awkward when it's quiet

You're not afraid to turn him down.

He dared to say no to you.

The one who grew up with each other.

Do you think

I can't believe the wife turned sex into a stressful situation.

It bothers you.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Did you say that?

fuck (vulgar)

fuck (vulgar)

fuck (vulgar)

why on earth?

interjection of surprise

Chicken Master Chicken Master

Shoot!

It's my turn.

Smear ice cream on each other's sensitive zones

And then anywhere.

And then lick it clean with your tongue.

Uh, this way.

Put it over here for me.

Belly button.

Go down a bit.

No, I'll put it over here.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Here we go.

why on earth?

It's not like that.

It's not a sensitive spot, is it?

hasn't

Okay, don't move.

NO NO

No, I'm not.

NO NO

Okay, change here.

Yes?

hasn't

Don't lie to me.

Not really.

clams

It's okay.

I also have a secret base.

What a strange place.

It's really weird here.

Okay. Okay.

Here we go.

Ah, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay.

I found it, didn't I?

How did you know about this place?

Because I did my homework.

Well, there are other places to look.

Hey no...

My turn. My turn.

OK

Then I know where your sensitive spots are.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

The therapist said to find each other.

Three Sensitive Spots You Never Knew About

You already know that doesn't count.

exclamation Eh!

Did you not do your homework?

me

You use a computer at work every day.

You're not going to look it up on the Internet?

What are you gonna say when you go back to the clinic?

properly

Then I want to play.

No one looks at it that way.

No, we're playing a game right now.

We're playing a game right now.

This is part of the treatment.

come on

we

Take a break.

Oh, yeah.

(coll.) eunuch

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm the one who said I'd cooperate with the treatment.

in the end

Don't say that.

Actually.

When I started out.

There's no way to get these treatments

So I know how you feel.

then (in that case)

How long do we have to do this?

I don't know.

But I myself have spent months on it.

So we

Let's take it easy.

I was just thinking.

Eating becomes homework.

It's really contrived and doesn't feel right.

And then it hit me.

It must be hard for you, too.

Just wondering if I'm a lousy husband.

To get you into this kind of treatment.

the more one thinks

I'll be real.

It's true.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I've been thinking about it a lot, too.

It's really snore.

That's what you just said.

Yeah, that's right.

I've been thinking about it in there.

And then it hit me.

Every time I tell you I can't help it.

Today is the first time I've experienced rejection.

That's why I wanted to tell you.

pardon me

Do you usually stare at each other like this?

hasn't

But I feel fine.

That's great.

Let's get a little advanced today.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Straighten your legs.

Then find the position where your body can stretch the most

Is that right, sir?

As long as you're both comfortable, you're both right.

But my leg is tingling and I'm discouraged.

it doesn't matter

We'll just lay it down.

You can even lie down.

Okay, come on, come on.

Lie down slowly and I'll hold you up.

Oh, you can lie down.

Teacher, it's just like this.

One is enough.

So much more.

without doubt

One pose it can have many variations

for example

You can draw circles with your hips.

Yes, you have to slow down.

But make eye contact.

She's been watching you.

expression or emotion showing in one's eyes

Hey Juan, this is you

Look at this.

It's a better fit.

how was it?

Feeling good?

there are

Oh, I'm getting a cramp.

You okay?

Did you bring everything?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

When we get home.

Call us with any questions you may have!

But remember.

Practice at home.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

surely

Bye, teacher.

Walk slowly, bye-bye.

Be careful.

draw

(coll.) part ways (with sb)

(coll.) parents

exclamation Eh!

Happy birthday to you.

thank you

May you grow old and handsome and strong.

This blessing of yours is no longer practical

I've got both.

sound of child's crying

Then I wish you good luck in your old age.

the setting sun appears to be setting like fire

There you go.

You can't stand to be hungry.

Why don't you have something to eat first?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just have a cup of tea.

You guys have fun.

Oh, yeah. Whether you guys drink it or not.

Remember to tell Yellow not to take the bus!

You're not staying?

I have a date.

And it's all a party for you grown-ups.

I'm not playing around, am I?

Well, young people have their own schedule.

Don't force her.

No, this one.

hey!

At least you can sit there for another 10 minutes.

It's because of that guy you went on a blind date with last time.

He's here today.

I was wondering if you guys wanted to get together again.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

exclamation Eh!

Doesn't Hu mind my profession?

When did he ever mind your profession?

morning

We're not talking about that today.

What do you mean, why?

papa

I'm done being a caregiver.

I'm a sex therapist now.

You've changed your profession.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Be a psychotherapist.

sex therapist

sex therapist

They specialize in teaching people how to make love.

Is there such a thing?

It's been a long time.

What? -Aigoo Morning Glory.

You...

Why did you pick... Why do you pick today?

fault

You already knew that.

Morn she is

She's afraid you won't take it well.

How am I supposed to take it?

She, uh, she explained it to me first.

I googled it too.

It's normal and healthy.

Like a caregiver.

It can help people.

Yeah, Dad.

I just taught a couple of old ladies.

How to have sex in a labor-saving position

You taught a couple of old ladies.

do

They don't know a hundred times as much as you do.

ouch!

I really don't have feelings for Woo, Dad.

But don't worry.

When I grow up, I can find my own man.

Since you were a kid, anyway.

You decide everything on your own.

I don't even know now whether you're a

assertive

Or have you lost the ability to listen to other people's opinions?

I believe in my own choices.

All right, all right.

It's your birthday today.

I'm not allowed to fight here.

interjection of surprise

He's a good guy.

You're scared off by this job.

Yeah, that's right.

Then I'll scare everyone if I stay here.

I'll go first, Dad.

Don't do it!

Happy birthday

morning

Hey, I'm old enough to want a grandchild.

I'm... I'm sorry.

You see how all the kids are like that.

Your daughter's gone, isn't she?

It's all you.

interjection of wonder, shock or admiration

It's exaggerated, isn't it?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Oh, yeah, Mom.

You go with Auntie Xiu Juan to the therapist.

How was it?

Mr. Jiachen?

It's awesome. I think she's great.

She taught us how to use scissors.

hello (loanword)

What? You can't tell me?

No, it's not.

I was thinking about this.

It's important for us to be happy together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Having a partner is most important

Scared the shit out of me.

Look.

I got a popsicle.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

Hey, didn't you say you wanted to buy toilet paper?

I want it now.

All right, all right, all right. Long live the lollypop.

Oh, it's so cold.

You can have it.

Why don't you eat?

Hmm?

Oh, good.

It's hard when someone's holding your hand.

No, there isn't.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

exclamation Eh!

Okay... Wait a minute.

Okay, I'm getting hard.

Let's sit down, shall we?

do

Hey, I am.

People push open the door to the counseling room.

All with a hundred percent courage.

All are brave enough to face their uniqueness

I'm a therapist.

Yeah, I'm sure it's okay, too.

What are you doing?

Shut up!

oh (expression of agreement or surprise)

There's a lot of people here.

It's so cold.

Then I'll keep you off the ice.

Actually.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I'm happy to hold you like this.

Do you want to do it again?

right

Come here.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Yeah, that's right.

how was it?

Do you feel it?

there are

Comfortable?

feeling well

Do you like it?

exclamation Eh!

Why are you grabbing her breasts all of a sudden?

It's not comfortable.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

I'm feeling pretty comfortable, I'd say.

Look for shrinkage.

You're really boring.

You got this one new?

You're on to something.

Is it good?

eroticism

thank you

Doesn't it itch here?

What's wrong with you today?

That's me.

Conscientious Discoveries

care for sb.

Find it.

It's a sensitive area.

I found this one.

wait a moment

I'm the one who found it.

wait a minute!

why on earth?

NO NO

NO

NO NO

You mean like this?

What's going on?

It's like I'm feeling it.

It's so obvious.

I never thought about it.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, I'll take a look.

Here?

It tickles.

Aigoo Lim Soo Cheol

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

why on earth?

Hit it again.

You're serious, really.

recognize

Really hit it.

Harder.

Near the center, where the tailbone is.

Was it hard?

exert oneself physically

Then I'll really fight.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I'm sorry, I hit you too hard, didn't I?

how was it?

feel great

Really?

How about this?

What about this?

love it!

I love it here.

No feeling. No feeling.

should I

I've got an idea. Don't move.

Is that okay?

You can't bite her here.

Oh, that hurts.

You just bit my ear.

I'll bite it again.

I'll bite, too.

Don't bite me.

bite sb. on the butt

refrain from

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

Staring at people like that.

It's very rude.

Look people in the eye when you talk.

Isn't that basic courtesy?

I forgot.

You've always been polite.

Cheers.

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

be sorry (for inconveniencing sb)

pardon me

pardon me

Which one is it?

welcome

(particle) marker of surprise, sudden realization, reminder

You're really a good student, aren't you?

You have to take notes on this.

I wish you a hundred percent on your exams.

refueling

greenish black

I'd like to order a drink. Do you want one?

Oh, no, no, no, no...

No, it's really not.

You guys just drink.

okay

There's an idiot customer out there who's a real idiot.

Hey, let me get something.

I forgot what I came in here for.

Hey, Qing-Yu

I'd like to ask you something. I'll put it on the table.

You two are doing this on purpose, aren't you?

hasn't

How dare you?

well, well, well.

I'll leave it here for you.

You guys take your time with the stuff.

I'm going out.

Oh, on.

Do you want us to talk to you?

The notebook.

Why did you take it out?

Oh, you two.