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Pick any nude player and use your hands to sexually stimulate them.

Any nude player.

Well, we got... We got some nude over here.

And over there.

We got some nude over there.

You're nude too?

God,

I wish I could like...

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, to catch a tiger by its toe.

If he hollered, let him go.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

I'm Moe.

You're Moe.

Okay, count her. One and a half. One. And one and three quarters.

Three. And a half.

Four. And another three quarters.

Five. Six.

7 8 9 10 11

12 13 14 15

16 17 18

19 20 21

22 23

24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30.

You didn't use no halves or anything, me.

Give a half or something.

Damn it.

There are at least two nude players.

You can make any nude player give any other nude player oral sex for 30

seconds. If you also give oral sex to the same person for the same amount of

time after.

I'm not nude. Wait. This is really hard.

Do I have to be fully nude, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not nude.

Where's the... Yeah, that was too... Okay, so you give him oral sex.

And I'll give all the you at New Orleans for the same amount of time.

She's a counter. You guys are both not nudes, so I don't have a choice. You

guys are the only people.

She's not hitting me.

Yes, you do.

30 seconds.

Hey,

she's got no options.

I have to give him the same amount.

She'll count for you.

One and a half.

Those are... This one's yours. Thank you.

There's only two new people. I don't have a choice.

I know.

He's like, thank you.

Y'all people.

Alright.

I'm the counter. I want some dick sucking too.

Some real dick sucking.

One. Yeah, one.

One and a half.

Two. In the mouth.

Three. Okay, there we go. Four. In the mouth.

Five.

Okay, there we go.

Six. Lick the balls.

Fourteen. Fifteen.

Sixteen. Seventeen.

Eighteen.

Nineteen. Twenty.

Twenty-one.

Twenty-two.

Twenty-three.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-four.

And you do it all the time. You suck up, buttercup.

Twenty-seven.

28, 29, 30.

Not 30 and a half.

Okay, get to it.

Oh, you did it. The second part of the card.

I'm like, the clock, I forgot.

Okay. Do you want to count? I think I need a fluffer. He can count. He gets to

count. I get to count.

Yeah, you get to count. I earned it.

One.

They're orally mouthing each other.

Three.

17 18 19 20

21 22 23

24 25 26

27 27 right? 28

29

30 here in any second now. Any second now. 30.

31.

32.

Okay.

I'm like, oh.

So, is it your turn?

Pick any topless player and suck on their nipples.

One,

two,

three, four, five,

six, seven.

9 10 11 12

13 14 15

16 17 18

19 20 21

22 23

Twenty-four.

Twenty-five.

Twenty-six.

Twenty-seven.

Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine.

Thirty.

Ooh.

Player number two is special, isn't it?

Yeah, players.

Player number two kicks ass.

Yeah.

If you still have clothes.

You have the option of stripping mute instead of doing the stare.

If not.

But you might decide to roll a die. I rolled a die.

But you don't have clothes on, so you have to read the next one. I rolled a

die. If that player is naked, you must give them oral sex for 30 seconds. Oh,

okay. If that player is not naked, you have to roll a die.

It's going to be number one, but you never know.

Four. Oh, well.

Reroll. You have to reroll.

Reroll. That's not fair.

If there are at least two nude players, you

can make any nude player give any other nude player oral sex for 30 seconds if

you will also give oral sex to the same person for the same amount of time.

You get burned. We already know what happened.

Because I get the moral factor.

I'm not going to complain.

Yeah, well, hey.

Well,

we're going to do Redburn now.

On the way. Hey, Redburn's all good fun.

We don't have no pianos for today. One, two, three.

Redburn.

6 7 8 9 10

11 12 13 14

15 16 17

18 19 20 21

22

23, 24, 25,

26, 27, 28, 29,

30.

I saw that looking at you. All right.

Turn two.

1, 2,

3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8,

9, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14,

15

16 17 18 19

20 21 22

23 24 25

26 27 28

I'm like, I hope so.

If you still have

clothes, you have the option of stripping nudes instead of doing a

stare. But you must decide before rolling the dice.

Roll the dice.

If that player is naked, you must give them oral sex for 30 seconds. If that

player is not naked, skip this turn.

So you want a chance of skipping a turn or being naked?

Take a sock off.

You can put a sock, dude.

I think I'm going to take the chance and

get some moral respect with some people.

Well, I'll be giving some.

With you.

30 seconds.

Counter.

Both of you.

I'll let her count over there. Alright, start it off.

One. Two.

Three.

Four.

11. 12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19. 20.

21.

22.

23 24 25

26 27

28 29

30

I got 90 seconds in a row, dude. I'm so lucky.

Let me get myself some fucking hand warmers.

Yeah.

Pick any nude player and use your hands to sexually stimulate them for 60

seconds. Oh, wait, 30. Oh,

30 are.

Okay, there's two nude players.

Get on it, Doug. Damn it.

Okay.

I'm picking a number between 1 and 10.

Three. I just picked three. Seven.

Damn it.

Katie chose three.

So she says, damn it.

Wait, you know what I mean? Like, it was, like, right on the dot.

30 seconds. I always pick three. So, orally, sexually stimulate. Okay. Yeah,

30 seconds.

Okay, who's camping?

Nami.

I am camping.

One,

two.

Are you sure?

No, no.

12 13 14 15 16

17 18 19

20 21 22

23 24 25

26

Seven.

Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine.

Thirty.

Or not.

We're waiting to get any complaints that I can go on in the circle. It's like,

thirty-one.

Thirty-two.

Three. I'm like, her turn.

Number two.

If you are naked, masturbate for 30 seconds. If you are not naked, take

something off.

I'm going to be naked now.

You're the only one.

My sock.

Yeah.

I knew it. I knew that leaving the sock... Actually, it wasn't really my

choice to leave the sock on.

I got stripped.

I got stripped of my skirt and my shirt.

Thank you.

Number four.

Oh, oh.

It's sexual, oral.

Any topless player can suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

That bothers anyone but me. She's gotten far too much action tonight.

You gotta spread the lungs.

I'm not complaining.

You gotta have a breather once in a while.

I'm just kidding. 5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10, 11,

12,

13, 14, 15, 16,

17, 18,

19.

1, 2, 23, 24,

25,

26,

29,

30,

31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37,

38, 39,

Two, three,

four.

You were right. You got chips.

Who's turn is it now?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

There's that.

13,

14,

15,

16,

17.

21. Went out.

22. Went out.

23.

24.

25. No, no, you're on 23.

23.

24.

25.

26.

27.

Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine.

Thirty.

She's very helpful.

Very helpful.

Okay.

I don't want to smoke my drink.

Kamikaze. You may make another player take off one item only if you are

willing to sacrifice yourself by stripping completely new.

If you...

to decide not to do this, or you are already naked, it's his turn.

Well, I don't think I could... I'll pick off my head there. But I think because

this is a flaw in the game and we're all already naked, you should... You have to

take something off.

We're already naked.

No, it's not the sock either. She understands.

I don't know if it's the sock. You keep the sock off.

I like the sock.

We like the sock.

Okay, well, I compromised.

My turn.

My

turn.

No, I actually totally just, like, I did more than I had.

If you stop the clothesline, you have the option of stripping in instead of

doing the chair.

Roll the dice. If that player was naked, you must give them a roll of sex for 30

seconds. If that player was not naked, skip the turn.

Oh, one.

You should have gotten naked, because maybe it would have been a nice

opportunity.

One. Oh, my God.

I told you.

Oh, my God. I should have just gotten naked.

If we want to go back, we can't go back.

There's no rules.

The game's already gone.

Do you want to?

I can put my card back.

I mean, I would hate to. But you have your hand.

That's okay.

She doesn't want an oral. I just feel like an app.

Oh, good. She doesn't want an oral. Oh, I want an oral.

In fact, I have a lot of orals. What?

No, finish your sentence.

What?

Finish your sentence.

There was no sentence.

I just wanted to hear you better.

Pick any topless player and suck on their nipples for 30 seconds.

I deserve this.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow, okay. One,

two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine,

ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,

fourteen, fifteen.

16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25,

26, 27.

29.

30.

I like that.

What was the second to the last?

29. You're a pussycat.

Okay, there you go. There's a pussycat, guys. Yeah.

Whose turn is it now?

Mike.

Mike.

If you are naked, Masturbate for 30 seconds.

If you are not naked, wah-wah.

Okay, it's someone else's turn to help him masturbate.

No volunteers, it's all right. I already did one.

I was the first one.

I'm going to always say yes to that.

He needs help. Give me that drink.

Bastard. Take my drink.

One, two, three.

He's so masturbating.

4 5 6 7 8

9 10 11 12

13 14 15

16 17 18

19 and a half. I don't think it's helping him. 21,

22,

23, 24, 25,

26, 27, 28,

29.

That's because I learned you always own handcuffs. Take any nude player and use

your hands to sexually stimulate them for 30 seconds.

Well, you've gotten too much action. I have. I've gotten a lot of action.

I'm like, I'm actually overly ahead.

And that's always fun.

Yeah, they are.

Except when you try to fight them out.

Fun for the other person.

Okay, one and a half.

Oh, yeah. Two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine,

ten, eleven,

twelve, thirteen,

fourteen,

fifteen.

15, 19, 17,

18,

19,

20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26,

27, 28, 29, 30

Sorry, guys.

Balloons everywhere.

That's all she wrote.

Hey, I like that trick.

I got fake ones. Pop it.

You do a fake one.

It's good.