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One card is the dirtiest card you can get the whole round. Oh, no!

Oh, my God!

Sounds good. Uh-oh.

This is like, yes, all right, this is the one I really want to go on. No,

whatever. So I'm going to roll the die right now. Mm-hmm.

Whoever's number comes up has to draw that card. Oh, God. Are we ready?

Ready. Oh, God.

Six. Yeah. Oh, God.

Each nude female will now take turns giving 30-second blowjobs to a guy. Keep

swapping every 30 seconds until the penis goes off in someone's mouth.

I don't know, I'm tired anyway.

Vanessa and I are the only two that stayed dressed.

You know what's fucked up? I didn't even wear socks tonight.

I usually lose at strip poker.

Who's turning?

Oh yeah, it's like 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 23, 24,

yeah. 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,

30. Yeah, it's not that hard. Keep swapping everything.

No, you guys have to keep swapping every 30 seconds until it goes up.

7, 8, 9, 10,

11,

12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

Man, wouldn't it suck to be a guy?

Why are there more females? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 22, 23, 24.

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,

19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24.

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

Next.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,

17, 18, 19.

Looks like you're getting pretty close.

24,

25, 26.

27, 28, 29, 30. Give me the last one.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,

29, 30.

Oh, fuck.

15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. So close.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,

30. Dude, you can't do this. I know, I was just like, 2,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11, 12.

13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,

29, 30!

You cannot make a pun out of that one.

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,

14.

I'm listening.

16, just go on. 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.

24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30.

Come on. What gets you off, Lucas?

I mean, not under pressure.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30. Oh, my God. All right. I tried.

It's getting one, two,

three, four.

Maybe he has a disorder.

You never know. Maybe he's a guy to come.

Eight,

nine, maybe.

We are in Springfield right now.

True, true. You need to stop counting though.

We're at 15 right now. 16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 22.

It's all over.

It's all over.

You thought I was teasing.

13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,

29, 30, 31.

11, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. You know what? It was real life.

I would totally stop sucking a guy's dick right now. He was... But after all

that... Where else does it take to get Lucas off?

I have to take one for the team.

That would be number 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, and...

It's just about to be 30. You better get pretty close to me. It's going to be 30

really close.

We're almost close to 30. We're getting to 30.

30.

I can't remember the last part of that number. 30. There we go.

1,

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,

12. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. What the

fuck are you doing?

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,

29, 30.

Dude, what a lucky motherfucker.

Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

7. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26,

27, 28, 29, and 30!

I didn't know it was going to be all day for this one.

I agree. Can you just, like, pretend like you've got off?

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

13,

14, 15, 16,

17, 18,

19, 20. Hell yeah!

One, two, three, four,

five,

six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty.

Time's up.

That's a personal problem after that.

Oh, God damn.

She's so scared.

Okay. Well, now it's not going to happen.

I'm sorry.

No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Come on. We have to. Let me wipe somebody.

I mean, yeah. I've never gotten off getting hit.

Ever? Yeah. Ever. Is it the jaw or what?

Never mind. How about during sexual intercourse?

During intercourse, yeah, but not during.

And she's so nice.

Damn. These naked people deserve every four, five,

six. What? They deserve every whole bit is what I said.

The naked people are going to know what you're giving right now, so you better

remember that. Twelve.

Thirteen. Eleven.

Ten. Fifteen. Nine. Eight.

21.

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29.

19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,

18, 19, 20. 21, 22.

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

It seems like it would be done by now.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,

17, 18. 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.

Dude, just fucking bring it already.

I will.

I'm sure you will. If you don't do it in the next 15 seconds, I'm going to be

upset about it.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30.

Just make faces. Making faces will probably help. Get it on, dude.

We can all fucking work together, you and mom.

I know, seriously.

Let's all work together.

It's not like it's that difficult, but come on, let's do it.

One, two, three, four, five.

We need it together.

Seven, eight, seven.

There you go.

We're just friends.

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

16, 17, 18, 19, 20. I think he's trying to milk it for as long as he can. I'm

not trying.

I'm trying to go.

23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.

29, 30.

What's up with that? I wonder if I was on camera. I would probably be nervous

if I was on camera too, I guess.

When you count fast, yeah. But not if I was a guy and I had a dick and I was

getting sucked.

One,

two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,

26,

27, 28,

29, 30.

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

It has never taken me this long to fucking cum.

I think it has. It is kind of anxiety.

You know what, though? We all need to fucking keep testing ourselves and

cumming.

To help them out.

Yeah, I'm sure it would. It's all fucking cum right now. It's not hard.

You're getting your dicks out.

It's all cumming right now. I'm like, oh my god.

We all want to come with you. Yeah, you're getting your dick sucked.

How fucking unentertaining is that?

We're all coming with you.

Whatever you're saying is not... If you come right now... I'm sorry, but I'm

just telling you... If you come right now, we're going to come with you.

Let us come with you.

I'm not going to come with you. I'm not going to have an orgasm. I'm going to,

aren't you?

But it will be interesting, you know? We should hurry up and...

You pulled a kid off.

I'm going back to my kid.

Can I just, like, make some special effects?

Hey, you can.

Uh-oh.

There you go.

Oh, man.

I'm making a huge mess of myself.

I don't want to hear them now.

I love what you're doing.

That's a different question.