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Are you horny right now? And if I say yes?

We can just be you and me.

Can I touch you?

Yeah. Do you need help getting that, uh, wetter at all?

Yeah, why not?

Oh, fuck.

Show me what?

Check this out.

Look at that.

Oh, what? Why are you getting dick pics on your phone, dude?

Somebody just sent me that cock.

What the fuck?

Wait. Like, you don't know this person? No, it's some random number.

What? Oh, dude. I wonder if someone... I bet a chick out at a bar

gave this dude her number.

Yeah. And it happens to be yours.

And he's trying to send a dick pic to some chick.

How do you actually send a dick pic like that? He should have checked the number.

Dude, I think he really, he's probably, because, I mean, like, he looks pretty

hard. I think he thinks he's sending this to a chick.

Yeah. Now we got it.

Have you ever sent a dick pic before?

You know, a couple times, yeah. A couple of times?

What about you?

Oh, dude, I'm like a master at it. Really? At least in my mind, I'm a

master at it. But yeah, he was like, yeah,

he didn't even bother to check the phone. But yeah, look at how he's like

positioned. He could do so much better.

I want, we should send one back.

You think so? We should send, we should fuck with this guy.

Cause he's like, like that dick pic is so bad.

We need to send him one of ours.

What?

Send it, boy.

You serious?

Absolutely.

One, he needs to learn how to take a real dick pic. And two, he's going to be

like, what the fuck? He's going to be so surprised whenever he sees it.

He's sending unsolicited dick pics to this girl.

We've got to get him back. We've got to get him back.

Damn. The only thing is we've got to get hard to send that kind of pic.

We can't just have a little dick sending it back. Should we just go in the other

room and do it?

What do you think?

I mean, I don't know. By the time, like, I go and get hard in the other room and

I come back, it's going to be soft again.

So what do you think?

I mean, let's just, like, we should probably just get hard right here.

Like, right next to each other?

Yeah.

I mean, like, it's just for the pic, dude. It's just to take a dig. Yeah,

yeah. No, no, that makes sense. So we don't have to, like, run back.

Yeah.

We're going to get soft by them. For real. By the time we literally snap the

picture, we're going to go soft. No.

There's nothing.

No homo.

No homo. Yeah, no homo.

I'm just kidding. So we can get closer to the photo. Yeah,

bro.

Yeah. All right.

Let's look at it. Let's see what we got. Yeah, yeah. Check it.

I think that we could do, but you know what? Something's missing.

Something is missing, and I know exactly what it is.

What if we just take this to the next level with this dude, make him really

fucking regret he ever sent a pic?

Let's jerk each other off.

Just, like, just for the picture.

Just for the picture. Like, I really want to fuck with this dude.

Okay. It's not, like, not trying to do anything, not trying to go anywhere.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it would be really fucking... I would fuck with him.

I would fuck with him. It really would. Yeah, yeah. All right, so you...

Here, put the phone in your other hand. I got you on this one.

There we go. There we go. That's the next level.

It's going to fuck with him. It's going to fuck with him so hard.

You know, we could probably make him look bigger, but, like, have you ever

seen, you know, when there's a girl, obviously, but, like, frotting?

Have you heard of it?

You put our dicks on top of each other, it'll make them look huge.

Bro.

It's like you've seen it in porn. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah. Let's do it. Let's try it. Yeah.

I don't want to take these shirts off. Oh, we got to.

Really got to be committed to it.

I mean, how have we gone this far?

Yeah.

Do you know how to do that? Yep, just like that.

I can't wait to respond.

If he actually does respond, yeah. How could you respond to this?

It kind of feels interesting up against my balls. I've never felt that before.

Yeah, it's really weird.

Do you feel it?

Oh, yeah.

Isn't that weird?

Yeah, yeah. What is that?

That's pretty interesting.

Check these pictures out. Tell me what you think. What do you think?

So good. Like when girls do it, it feels so good. Yeah, it does.

I wonder what they do.

Yeah.

I mean... What?

Care for it?

Give it a shot?

Yeah. I mean, we can kind of help each other get rid of them. Yeah, yeah.

Just to get off. Yeah. Just to get off. Yeah.

That's fucking mouthful. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to take

that.

Try to.

Imagine you're a girl.

Oh, wow.

Dang.

Just don't touch my balls. Okay, alright. Yeah, yeah.

Super sensitive.

How's that?

Oh, that's zero.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah, just like... Oh, mother... What the fuck, dude?

Why'd you get the fuck out of here? Why you gotta do that?

Yeah, I fucking gagged right down my throat. Jeez.

Took that pretty well, though.

You were right, I did, didn't I? Yeah. Sure it's your first time?

Fucker, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's amazing.

Actually kind of fun.

Yeah, I'm loving it.

However you can get it in there, man.

I'm not sure how the hell this works.

Man, let's go for it.

Fuck, dude.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, this feels so good.

Oh, my God. That is amazing.

Oh, damn, dude. That's a monster.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck that. Oh, that actually feels.

Oh, fuck. Fuck, that feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god, dude.

Oh, fuck.

That hole opened up for you, didn't it? Yeah, dude. Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, dude, that actually feels really good. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, damn. Oh, fuck. That's such a big dick. Yeah. I'm good, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You made me that wet, too. Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, dude, this feels so fucking good.

Holy shit.

I never knew.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

just keep doing that. Fuck.

It's like you're hitting this magic spot, dude.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

I'm glad that ass feels so good to you. It's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Dude, just go for it. Go for it.

Fucking pound me dude.

Oh, that's how you get to come on

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit, dude.

Oh, man, you're hitting that spot.

You're hitting that spot real fucking good. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Dude, this feels so fucking good. Yeah? Yeah. Just keep doing it.

Because it feels really fucking good. This is how it can make me cum. Yeah?

Yeah. Oh, I want to see that fucking cum.

Oh,

man, I'm kind of enjoying you fucking here.

Oh, dude, this is fucking incredible.

Yeah. I feel you fucking cum on inside you. Oh, that'd be so amazing.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.