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-[horns honking] -[sirens wailing]

Get a move on, Dolowitz.

[over radio] Everyone's going ballistic up here.

You think it's all roses down here?

[music turns ominous]

[both gasp]

I ain't touching it.

[both screaming]

[screaming over radio]

Dolowitz, what's going on down there?

-[men scream] -[creature roars]

[both groaning]

[theme music playing]

♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ You know Busting makes me feel good ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪

[lighthearted music playing]

-[speaks gibberish] -[exclaims]

[grumbles]

So which bills do we pay this month?

For Janine.

"Congratulations, Ms. Janine Melnitz!

You've just won seven days in Beautiful Bimini,

courtesy of Li' Earth Vacations."

Yeah, right.

They suck you in with a free trip

while trying to snooker you into buying into a time-share.

[scoffs] Well, good luck.

[sighs] I'd rather stay right here where I'm appreciated.

Okay.

We need to order spark plugs, a case of 50 ml beakers,

and I noticed we're running low on uranium-237.

I didn't have time to mark the pages, but it's all in the catalogs.

[Janine gasps]

Heads up, pipe burst in the kitchen.

I'll shut off the water main.

[sighs, then exclaims]

[groans] Three hours crawling in the sewers

looking for electric leeches,

and what do we get?

Exposure to every known toxin and effluent in the city.

Not a total loss.

You sound like you're having the same kind of day I am.

Oh, really? What was the low point of your morning? Papercut?

You'll have to excuse him.

He's always a little grouchy

after belly flopping through three miles of raw sewage.

While I've been lounging in paradise?

No, but, uh, when you get a chance,

we need to bill Con Ed for a routine spectral analysis.

And could you order a replacement pipe for this?

[grumbles]

A week of obnoxious condo salesmen has gotta be better than this.

Hey, Egon. How much overdue vacation time have I got coming?

I estimate you have accrued, um, 243 days. Why?

See ya.

Janine's never taken a vacation.

Think we'll be okay without her?

How hard could it be?

[grunts, then yelps]

Man!

Can't we just pay for a plumber?

We could if we knew where Janine kept the checkbook.

[growls]

I need to get into Janine's inventory files.

Fine. You have her password?

Maybe the password is somewhere in the files.

[speaking gibberish]

This is not working. We need help.

I already tried every temp service in Manhattan.

No one will work for us.

We're an occupational safety hazard.

-That's hardly a fair label. -[Slimer grunting]

Kylie, did you leave this by my stuff?

No. What is it?

"Gal Friday. Lilith." What have we got to lose?

The temp should be here shortly. Let's just try not to scare her away.

-Who, me? -[phone ringing]

Ghostbusters. Yeah.

The electric leeches are back.

Oh, good.

I was afraid my radioactive glow was gonna fade completely.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm taking away my vehicle.

If your payment checks hadn't bounced, it'd still be your vehicle, okay?

Did someone forget to make that deposit

into our checking account?

We have a checking account?

Oh, I hate wearing a nuclear accelerator on the subway.

You must be Egon. I'm Lilith.

Relax. I'll take care of everything.

Hmm.

We're afraid to touch them after what happened to Stan and Charlie.

[device beeping]

[foreboding music playing]

Oh, man. We gotta walk through more of that gunk?

What do you mean, we?

[music turns dramatic]

[exclaims]

Got one.

Hey!

Look out!

[water rushing]

[both yelling]

[both] Whoa!

[all coughing]

We got one chance at this, or we're fish food.

[all yell]

[music fades]

[pleasant music playing]

-[all gasp] -[Garrett] Check this place out.

It be even better with some new spark plugs.

Excellent. I see you've all met Lilith, our new temp.

Let me just say what a thrill it is to be working for you.

I've followed the Ghostbusters' exploits for years.

Well, I'm Garrett, the handsome one.

Eduardo, the charming one.

Kylie, the embarrassed one.

Roland. Thanks for getting the car back.

You'll be happy to know the bills are paid,

the pipes are repaired,

and your diagnostic chemical cabinet is fully stocked.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'll have dinner on the table by the time you clean up.

Oh, yeah. I was sending her some serious vibes.

Mm. Mm.

Oh, man. This Lilith chick definitely knows the way to my heart.

Don't get your hopes up, Romeo.

Good advice. You should both take it.

Where is Lilith, anyway?

[sinister music playing]

[sinister music playing]

[device beeping]

Lilith, what are you doing?

A little dusting.

Well, be careful.

Some of this equipment can be dangerous.

Oh, don't you worry about me.

-[foreboding music playing] -[electricity zapping]

[Egon over radio] These ecto-entities possess

incredible energy-absorbing capabilities.

They're clearly attracted to major power sources.

Now tell us something we don't know.

We're gonna need a lot more ghost traps to bag them all.

[Kylie gasps]

Assuming Calamity Kylie doesn't roast us first.

[Lilith over radio] Ah-ah-ah, now, Garrett. Be nice.

Lilith, what are you doing on this frequency?

Just testing the upgraded com-link system I assembled.

Now, how about bagging a couple of ecto-leeches for Lilith?

Ah.

-Got one. -No, you didn't. He's mine.

Let go. And throw the trap already.

[Kylie growls]

Will you two just grow up?

[lighthearted music playing]

[exhales] I'm surprised the place is still standing.

-[alarm blaring] -[automated voice] Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

What the...?

Who are you?

The question is, who are you, twinkie?

It's all right, Lilith.

-That's-- -Janine!

[Slimer gibbering]

Easy, spud. I'm glad to see you too.

Uh, this is Lilith.

She's been filling in for you while you were away.

Sorry about the alarm, Egon.

I didn't expect her back from Bimini so soon.

What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?

Was your trip sufficiently restful?

It would have been if I hadn't spent the whole time

worrying about this place falling apart without me.

Well, we've managed just fine.

I just rearranged your lab for maximized productivity.

-[Egon] Excellent. -[grunts]

[Egon] Perhaps you should stay on a few more days.

Wait a minute.

Did you tell anyone where I was going?

Uh-uh. No.

[pensive music playing]

-[dialing phone] -Huh?

I'd like the number for Li' Earth Vacations.

Not Lilith. Li' Earth.

No listing for either one.

Who is this woman?

[speaking gibberish]

Gal Friday, huh?

I think it's time for a little amateur sleuthing.

[speaking gibberish]

[pensive music continues]

Taxi! Follow that car.

Lady, I've been waiting my whole life for someone to say that.

Mm, mm.

Mommy's been hungry.

[music turns sinister]

Isn't it lovely, children?

Our containment field is almost complete.

Where is she?

The woman doesn't photograph.

[beeping]

Bon appétit, my little ones.

[Slimer humming upbeat tune]

Huh?

[creature growls]

[Slimer screaming]

Stop him!

[dramatic music playing]

[screams]

Egon! [screams] No!

[screaming]

-Please let me go! -Ah-ah-ah.

No one likes a tattletale.

[sinister music playing]

[Egon] Slimer?

Hurry, children. Feed me.

-[creatures growling] -[yells]

Get away from her.

Don't worry, Lilith. Eduardo's here.

[gasps] You saved me.

Although, technically, I was the first one on the scene. [chuckles]

Why were those things attacking you?

[gasps] Oh, I don't know.

What-- What were they?

Perhaps you should take the rest of the day off.

Oh, I downloaded a power-company program.

It tracks electrical surges.

We might be able to use it to trail the leeches back to their lair.

[door opens, then closes]

[automated voice] Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

[alarm blaring]

Will someone shut that thing off?!

-Hey. -[alarm stops]

Aren't you supposed to be on vacation?

Janine! Welcome back.

Never mind that. She's a ghost. I've got proof.

Who's a ghost? I don't see anybody.

Exactly.

Lilith doesn't photograph. At all. See?

If Lilith was a ghost,

our PKE meters would have alerted us long ago.

You don't believe me, huh? Ask Slimer.

Where is the flying hairball?

I haven't seen him since those leech things raided the lab.

No sign of him anywhere.

[keyboard clicking]

According to this program Lilith found,

there's a massive electrical surge building up under Penn Station.

That's where I followed Lilith.

All data suggests these leech creatures are part of some larger ecto-entity.

I suspect this is where we'll find their queen.

And that queen is Lilith.

Don't you see? It's a trap.

Can we save the debate for later?

The little green guy may be in trouble.

I'm coming too.

I can't let you do that. You don't have the proper training.

You'd think I just came in off the street or something.

[dramatic music playing]

Wait!

The proton packs are useless!

[groans]

Who you gonna call?

Tanned, rested, and ready for action.

[foreboding music playing]

This way, straight as an arrow.

Lilith, run!

Why do I get the feeling Janine was right?

We're out of juice.

That's impossible. I just reloaded.

And they were all delicious.

Just what I needed to take the edge off.

[laughing maniacally]

Okay, let me guess.

We found our leech queen.

Don't look at me. She's your girlfriend.

[music turns dramatic]

I can't move.

It appears to be some sort of ectoplasmic stasis field.

I told you I've followed the Ghostbusters' exploits for years.

Now I've learned how to adapt your technology.

[both grunting]

Observe. My bio-containment vortex.

Think of it as a giant battery

fed by your life forces.

Soon all of humanity will provide me with a limitless source of power.

That the kind of power you're looking for?

[all yell]

[yells]

[both yell]

Pull me up! Now. Please.

[Garrett grunting]

Janine! Concentrate on Lilith!

So throw me a trap already.

That one looks like it's still charged.

And I've got a pretty good idea what's inside.

What's the big idea? [shouting gibberish]

[screaming]

Huh?

[Slimer screaming]

[music fades]

[groans]

Lilith, you are canned.

Home, sweet home.

Sorry we doubted you, Janine.

You really earned your Ghost busting stripes out there.

Forget it. I'm not taking my eyes off this place for a second.

My proton-slinging days are over.

-[alarm blaring] -[automated voice] Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

[alarm stops]

Okay. Now they're over.

[theme music playing]

♪ When the things that slither In the shadows ♪

♪ Keep you up late at night ♪

♪ When there's something lurking In your closet ♪

♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪