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You don't have the money?

We have to go to the police.

No police. We talk. Everything fine.

You've seen what happens to the people who don't pay.

Give them this.

The eyes alone are worth a fortune.

Where you find that? Very dangerous. Put back now.

[gasps]

[music turns menacing]

Hey, Pops. Tax time.

Ready to file?

-[gasps] -No money. Business slow.

[all laugh]

Pops, without your precious tax dollars, how would we afford fighter services?

We won't be able to protect you from damage...

fire...

random acts of violence!

Stop it! I'll get you your money.

Just give me two hours.

Keep an eye on her. We don't want her causing any trouble.

[tsks]

You are becoming quite a disappointment.

Old man.

[roars]

[screaming]

[theme music playing]

♪ If there's something strange In your neighborhood ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ If there's something weird And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ If you're seeing things Running through your head ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ You know Busting makes me feel good ♪

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪

[lighthearted music playing]

[Eduardo] It's a particle.

[Kylie] It's a wave.

Particle.

Wave.

The cute little light particles...

Hey!

...bounce like tiny tennis balls off reflective surfaces.

And when the surface ain't flat, they get seriously messed up.

Ahh.

Look, brainiac. Light passes through the glass

and gets bent along different bandwidths,

creating different colors.

Can tennis balls do that?

Not particles. Waves.

Ahh, I recognize that fragrance. Physics 101.

[Roland] Actually, you're both right.

Planck's quantum theory stipulates

that waves of light sometimes act like particles,

while Heisenberg's uncertainty principle postulates

that particles of light, or photons,

display wavelike patterns.

Shooting spitballs at boulders, Roland, my friend.

Never gonna penetrate.

Yeah, like you get it.

Planck's quantum theory, uh, stimulates, uh...

What he said.

Look, guys, it's simple.

Light is both a particle and a wave.

It's like that stuff that's both a gum and a candy.

[phone rings]

Now offering physics tutoring at reasonable rates.

Suit up, guys.

[downbeat music playing]

Can I help you?

Yeah, what can you give me for these?

[gasps]

Go away.

Just go away.

It's been two hours. Let's just grab her.

[man] I've never seen anything like it.

These guys have been shaking down local businesses all over Chinatown.

Until a couple hours ago.

[all exclaim]

[doctor] Every single one of their bones has been removed.

And not surgically.

How is that possible?

I was hoping you could tell me.

[suspenseful music playing]

[panting]

Nobody wants your little stones, huh?

Maybe we just take them off your hands.

I told you, you'll get your money!

Time's up.

Leave me alone!

[gasps]

-Drop your weapon! -What the...?

Huh? I don't know what's going on,

but you are giving me those gems.

[whimpering]

Hmm?

This is where the cops found those thug fillets.

Well, judging by the residual energy,

we're talking about a spectral entity of immense power.

Hello. What's this?

Who are you people? And what have you done with my father?

That's just what we want to know.

Guys?

We have a definite situation.

No, wait.

What are you doing here?

Hey. We are scientists.

Listen, there was a huge disturbance here

a couple hours ago--

No, I want you to leave. Now.

Not until we get some answers, sister.

[mysterious music playing]

[growls]

[Eduardo yelps]

Uh, nice kitty.

Garrett, behind you!

[growls]

[ominous music playing]

[Garrett yells]

[groans] That was close. [yells]

And this is gonna be closer.

Huh?

[growling]

[Garrett] What do you say we consolidate our inventory?

-On three. -[all] Three!

Well, that was a pleasant surprise.

Everyone okay?

-Yeah -Yep.

-[Roland yells] No. -[Kylie] Uh-oh.

Hey, anybody see Bewitched Girl? She's gotta be the one brewing this up.

[quietly] Calm down. Calm down.

[all exhale]

What was all that about?

We need to talk.

That's just what I was thinking. Special Agent Michael Wu, FBI.

[foreboding music playing]

The Eyes of the Dragon are near.

I can taste their power.

Who are you?

What do you want?

Who I am is unimportant.

What I want is a small contribution.

[whimpering]

[screaming]

We thank you for your generosity.

[all growling]

The Eyes of the Dragon must be mine.

Go!

Both times I was afraid, they started to glow, and...

These gems seem to act as a telekinetic transducer

triggered by extreme emotions.

Like fear.

So it's like having a pair of earrings and an attack dog...

all in one?

A potentially vicious attack dog.

Maybe we should hang on to these.

No. They belong to my father, and they stay with me.

What do you want with us, anyway?

I've been working here undercover,

building a case against organized crime in the area.

When you ran out of here,

I followed to make sure nothing would happen to you.

Apparently, you didn't need my protection.

But what happened to my father?

Nothing good, judging by all of this.

Maybe we can help each other out.

So this device is going to lead us to whatever's causing all the trouble?

[scoffs] Why don't you just hang back

and let the big boys handle this, Mr. G-Man?

You have a problem with the Bureau?

I didn't.

Until a couple of months ago

when your fellow bozos handcuffed us all to a plane

being ripped to shreds by a gremlin!

Sorry.

When he holds a grudge, he doesn't let go.

Roland, any luck with those fragments?

This statue seems to be a nexus of some kind.

And not only that,

the insides are filled with an inscription.

I faxed a copy to Egon.

Apparently, this figurine was holding a powerful spirit

Gu Mo? The bone demon?

You know him?

My father used to tell me how, if you were very bad,

Gu Mo would come and take away all of your bones.

But I thought it was just a story.

Any idea what he wants with them bones?

I'm getting something. This way.

Don't you mean this way?

Actually, this way.

[weapons powering up]

[both yell]

[dramatic music playing]

-[growling] -[both gasp]

Kylie? Eduardo?

-[growling] -[screams]

Is that supposed to happen?

Our proton guns aren't doing zip.

In that case, we're in for a long night.

In here!

Run!

Hey, G-Man. Think fast.

Do something!

[exclaims]

Do they have to keep doing that?

[Egon] I have some more information on the inscription you faxed me.

The gems from the statue are known as the Dragon's Eyes.

They were reputed to have telekinetic properties

enabling them to protect their possessor from immediate physical harm.

Gu Mo twisted the power of the gems

in his bid to control the 15th Flaming Circle.

He was defeated when the Dragon's Eyes were used against him

to lock him inside the statue.

That's why these fragments have such a familiar energy signature.

It's a containment unit. Like ours.

[Egon] Removing the Dragon's Eyes must have released him.

If Gu Mo regains those gems...

He'll create 15 Flaming Circles here, making him unstoppable.

You work here long enough, you pick up a few things.

Heel.

Uh... fetch?

[growling]

Hang on, Garrett.

Forget me. Stay with her.

Get away from them, or I'll...

[groans] Why aren't they doing anything?

[Gu Mo] Because the danger isn't directed against you.

Now hand me the gems.

Or your friends will suffer.

No, don't do it.

Ahh. Thank you.

[woman] No!

This is not good.

[grunts] Let me go!

[mystical music playing]

How sad that you had no idea of the power you possessed.

What have you done with my father?

[chuckling]

[gasps]

Daddy? No!

[dramatic music playing]

-[Eduardo] Whoa! Whoa! -Whoa!

Think we can jump it?

Ladies first?

[skeletons chittering]

Don't think about it. Just jump!

Pull me up!

Yes!

No!

[growling]

-[crowd cheering] -[lively Chinese folk music playing]

Stay close. We're on my turf now.

You live under Chinatown?

[skeletons chittering]

[suspenseful music playing]

And now, my minions, the time has come.

[chittering stops]

Eduardo, they're gone.

Were we boring them?

[device beeping]

This way.

What? Now you wanna go after them?

Return to me.

Return to me.

Now, at last, my reign can begin.

Release my father's body!

Of course.

After gaining my rightful place in this dominion.

Looks to me like you already found it.

This is a sewer, isn't it?

Fools.

[Garrett yelps]

The Year of the Ox ends.

The age of the 15th Flaming Circle begins!

[roaring]

[crowd screaming]

Guys? Code Red. Situation critical.

-[Eduardo] Ew! -Tell me about it.

[roaring]

Listen, guys.

We've gotta stop Gu Mo

before he creates the 15th Flaming Circle.

The gems seem to be the source of his power.

I believe they enable him to create the rings

by manipulating waves of ecto-charged green visible light.

Are you saying that if we send out proton streams

a half cycle out of phase with his light waves,

the two will cancel each other out,

shutting off his powers?

I... suppose I was.

I don't believe it.

You're starting to talk just like Egon!

[grunts]

[laughing maniacally]

[Egon] Kylie. Eduardo.

Set your proton packs to fire at 13.5 giga-cycles.

That should nullify the power of the gems

and prevent him from creating any more of those rings.

That's right! Aim for the stones!

Yippee ki-yay!

What?

-It's working. - I told you.

Waves, not particles.

No. You will not stop me!

No!

[groaning]

Wait, that's my father!

Gu Mo's powers have nowhere to go.

He's on overload.

Without an outlet, the photons are building up

like a grenade with the pin pulled out.

If we shut off our blasters...

Now who's talking like Egon?

Eduardo's right.

-He is? -lam?

Everybody power down. Now.

Dad?

[yelling]

Daddy, no!

I told you so. Particles, not waves.

[Kylie sighs]

[roars]

Learn something, G-Man?

[people murmuring]

[groans]

What happened?

Oh, Dad. You're all right.

Somebody order takeout?

You.

You!

Freeze! FBI.

Learn something, G-Man?

[theme music playing]

♪ When the things that slither In the shadows ♪

♪ Keep you up late at night ♪

♪ When there's something lurking In your closet ♪

♪ Who can make you feel all right? ♪

♪ Whoo-oh! ♪