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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,100 ♪ Hey, good morning, baby ♪ 2 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,094 ♪ You need some java, baby? ♪ 3 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,064 ♪ We got to wake up, baby ♪ 4 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,733 ♪ Last night was really crazy ♪ 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,777 ♪ I think I liked it, baby ♪ 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,737 ♪ Damn, you smooth, baby ♪ 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,366 ♪ Looking like you moisturize, baby ♪ 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,869 ♪ Tell me where to buy it, baby ♪ 9 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,803 ♪ I'm dry, I need the product, baby ♪ 10 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,206 ♪ Got my hand on navel ♪ 11 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,209 ♪ Then she slid her panties to the ankle ♪ 12 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,545 ♪ Made me back up and look at the bussy ♪ 13 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,579 ♪ Bussy glistening like a heavyweight ♪ 14 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,092 ♪ You want to fuck me, baby? ♪ 15 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,802 ♪ Haven't showered in a minute, girl ♪ 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,263 ♪ But if you with it, then I'm with it, baby ♪ 17 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:58,141 ♪ I will shower you with every curl ♪ 18 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,477 ♪ Are you freaky, baby? ♪ 19 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,562 ♪ Spooning me like I was soup ♪ 20 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,398 ♪ Want me to be dirty like a goose? ♪ 21 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:08,526 ♪ Ooh, but what do you like, baby? ♪ 22 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,154 ♪ Do you want me to choke you, baby? ♪ 23 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,198 ♪ She said, "That's okay, baby" ♪ 24 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,408 ♪ "That's okay" as in you want that? ♪ 25 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,912 ♪ Or "That's okay" as in "No, thanks, baby"? ♪ 26 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,039 ♪ She look at me crazy ♪ 27 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,124 ♪ I said, I don't mean to complicate it, no, no ♪ 28 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,210 ♪ Let me grab a condom, baby ♪ 29 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,879 ♪ I put it on, then she, then she ♪ 30 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,465 ♪ Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it ♪ 31 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,093 ♪ Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it ♪ 32 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,053 ♪ General Custer, with the tactics, I'm a demon ♪ 33 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:38,681 ♪ I could feel the semen creeping round the penis ♪ 34 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,683 ♪ Being a man in there ♪ 35 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪ We need a ambulance, pussy getting killed ♪ 36 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,731 ♪ She orgasming, body spasming ♪ 37 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,860 ♪ Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby? ♪ 38 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,570 ♪ Sliding off, where's the condom? ♪ 39 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:55,615 ♪ Whoa! Well, it's not on my penis, baby ♪ 40 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,159 ♪ It's so confusing, baby ♪ 41 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,662 ♪ Uh, did I-did I just fuck you raw, baby? ♪ 42 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,163 ♪ Uh, I'm looking round and I don't see it, baby ♪ 43 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,873 ♪ I move the blanket, move the covers ♪ 44 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,750 ♪ Where's the rubber, baby? ♪ 45 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,086 ♪ Now she's digging like a caveman in her bussy for it ♪ 46 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,672 ♪ Even if you find it in there, what's the difference, baby? ♪ 47 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,091 ♪ Semen probably already leaking in there, swimming in you ♪ 48 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,467 ♪ She says she still don't want no condoms ♪ 49 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,593 ♪ Sitting in her insides ♪ 50 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,970 ♪ I said I understand ♪ 51 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,054 ♪ But there are bigger fish to fry ♪ 52 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,514 ♪ She said, "You blaming me" ♪ 53 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,498 ♪ "But you're the one who put it on" ♪ 54 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,685 ♪ I am not blaming you, and I don't think I put it on wrong ♪ 55 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,770 ♪ I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go ♪ 56 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,273 ♪ Because I'm well aware that condoms aren't reversible ♪ 57 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,691 ♪ She screamed, "I found it, baby!" ♪ 58 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:30,984 ♪ She pulled it out her bussy ♪ 59 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,110 ♪ But I can't celebrate it ♪ 60 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,403 ♪ 'Cause we got bigger fishy ♪ 61 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,612 ♪ Girl, I ejaculated ♪ 62 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,072 ♪ And I don't see it in there ♪ 63 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,615 ♪ She said it's fine ♪ 64 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,576 ♪ She'll just take the morning-after pill ♪ 65 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,578 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 66 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,371 ♪ Thank God for the tech now ♪ 67 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:46,124 ♪ We should probably go and get it now ♪ 68 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,586 ♪ This is life when you're young and wild. ♪ 69 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,838 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 70 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:55,425 Okay. Let's lie down after all that. 71 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,635 Ah. Take the load off. 72 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,138 Get in here. 73 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,224 Oh. 74 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,934 - Wow. - Okay. 75 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,020 I fucked Lil Dicky. 76 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,543 I promise you, bro. You cannot get a STD 77 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,629 going in the pussy raw for only ten seconds. 78 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,214 Who says it was ten seconds? 79 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,882 It could've been ten, it could've been 48. 80 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,884 I have no idea. I fucked the condom off my dick 81 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,552 trying to give her this, like, rock star style sex 82 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,054 that I assume she wants out of me. 83 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,555 You are a rock star. This your first tour. 84 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,989 You're supposed to go hard. 85 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,600 That's the whole issue, in my opinion. 86 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,144 I feel like all of these girls just want to fuck Lil Dicky. 87 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,647 Is it really a crime to want someone who wants 88 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,607 to fall in love with... 89 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,317 - The real Dave? - Bro, you got to think about her needs. 90 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,027 She got her nails done, she got her outfit. 91 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,403 She told all her friends. 92 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,780 It's gonna be the highlight of her year. 93 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,698 You got to beat the pussy up, bro. 94 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,742 But I don't even... I don't fuck like this. 95 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,160 That's not how I fuck, Gata, okay? 96 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,038 I-I do this. It's more... It's rhythmic. 97 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,623 Man, that shit look complicated, man. 98 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,167 Complicated? It's so simple. It's missionary. 99 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,468 Hi. 100 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,805 You're just gonna bust those open, bruh? 101 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,390 - You ain't gonna pay for them first? - I'm gonna pay for 'em. 102 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,893 Just chill out. 103 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,655 Y'all find everything okay? 104 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,950 Yeah. Oh. 105 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,660 I'm sorry. 106 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:49,622 You guys have condoms here? 107 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,207 It's the same condoms everywhere. 108 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,709 Why don't they make, like, 109 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,252 smaller condoms for the smaller dicks? 110 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,130 Like, they make Magnums for, like, big-dicked men. 111 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,715 I feel like the condom would stay on the dick easier 112 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,199 if it was smaller sometimes. 113 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,426 If you're that concerned about STDs, 114 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,428 why don't you just use the Scroguard, bro, 115 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,846 that Mike got you-- That plastic diaper shit? 116 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,390 Uh, that's private business. Don't talk about it. 117 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,101 I don't know what he's talking about, but he's not dangerous. 118 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:13,521 - You crazy, man. - They know I'm joking. 119 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,607 Man, they got the Confederate flag in there, bro. 120 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,192 It's the Texas flag. 121 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,944 Looked pretty Confederate to me, man. Hey, Cliff. 122 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,446 I got the goods. 123 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,864 - Ooh. - Pistachios, but I can't... 124 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,741 - For you. - Merci. 125 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,034 - They break my teeth, man. - For you. 126 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:26,952 Thank you. 127 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,912 - You want to smoke this? - All right, man. It's hot. 128 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,331 Uh, I'll take a hit, I guess. 129 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:35,293 You just wet my fucking blunt. You're fucking nasty. 130 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,753 I'm gonna get some color. 131 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,171 Racist. 132 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,257 No disrespect. 133 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,251 Trying to burn off the bacteria? 134 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,571 I'm just not built for this. 135 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,199 I can't be, like, the rapper who goes around 136 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,743 and fucks every night. That's not my thing. 137 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,787 But I'm trying to rewire my brain 138 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,288 so I can actually have fun for once. 139 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,790 You've been stressed. You've been working so hard. 140 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,792 I know. And tour is just the one time in life 141 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,503 - where there's no album to hand in. - Yup. 142 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,505 There's no songs to make. I can just be free 143 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,048 - and live life to the F. - Yup. 144 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,509 It's exactly like the time I was up in the air. It was one 145 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,719 - of those moments... - This has nothing to do with skydiving. 146 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:27,846 This has everything to do with skydiving, David. 147 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,139 - Nothing to do... - No, when you're 148 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,223 hurtling toward the earth 149 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,516 at 120 miles an hour, 150 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,017 you're reaching max veloce, it's incredible. 151 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,436 And the chute doesn't open, you start to freak out, 152 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,396 but that's when you learn. You learn, David. 153 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,481 - When the instructor kisses you - Mm. 154 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,942 On the small of your neck, and he says, "I'm sorry!," 155 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,945 that's when you learn to let go. 156 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,615 I desperately crave a genuine romantic connection. 157 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,243 Like, I need to fall in love. That's just who I am. 158 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,412 Well, maybe you shouldn't hook up 159 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,580 - with your fans anymore. - Okay. 160 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,206 Maybe you shouldn't... We don't need this 161 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,624 - for the documentary, okay? - Yeah, we do. 162 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,627 Don't tell me what to do with my documentary. 163 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,045 Uh, I don't want this footage, Emma. 164 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,172 You don't know what you're gonna use. 165 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,339 Get different stuff. 166 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,979 I can't listen to this another time. 167 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,105 It's exhilarating. 168 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,289 But what I'm saying is 169 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,775 when you're plummeting towards the earth at terminal velocity, 170 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,067 - God, I get it. - The earth feels like 171 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,861 it's gonna swallow you whole. 172 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,645 It's so scary, dude, but you live. 173 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,948 I love this story. He's still telling the story, huh? 174 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,408 - Yeah. - Hey, LD, what's them islands 175 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:31,868 we going to on this tour? 176 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,745 Uh, I don't know the specifics, but... 177 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,247 We going to the Specifics, y'all. 178 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,957 - Specifics. - Huh. Um... 179 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,667 - Are you performing tonight? - Oh, no. 180 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,419 Tonight's all about my sweet baby G right here. 181 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,587 Gata's night, baby. 182 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:43,922 - Big dog's night. - Hey, Lubbock, Texas 183 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:45,507 - ain't ready for a nigga like me. - They're not. 184 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:47,092 They never were. They never were a day. They never will be. 185 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,219 - That's what I do. - Uh, that's what you've been doing. 186 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,762 - Big G! - Gata. 187 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:53,848 Aw, LD, do one song with me, bro. 188 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,850 No, thank you. 189 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,034 It's my one night off. 190 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,269 Come on. I-I'm trying to blend 191 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,729 - into the background, be a normal guy. - Yeah. 192 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,855 It's hard to meet your wife when you're onstage 193 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,649 - being the star. - Well, some people say 194 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,150 - that's the easiest way to meet your wife. - Aw. 195 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,361 You're with him every day? How do you resist him? 196 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:09,030 - Are you serious? - Look, 197 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,448 I just want to know if everyone's all in 198 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:11,866 to have the best night they can possibly have. 199 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,493 'Cause I need that type of comradery... 200 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,207 ♪ Too many women, I got too many women ♪ 201 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,085 ♪ Man, my biggest problem, I got too many women ♪ 202 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,004 ♪ Damn, my head's spinning, I got too many women ♪ 203 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,048 ♪ Am I living in sin and I see too many women ♪ 204 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,635 ♪ I'm married to the money, but I'm in love with my women ♪ 205 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,388 ♪ Dark-skinned, light-skinned, Puerto Rican, Asian ♪ 206 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:35,807 ♪ Sorry, Mama, but your son is crazy ♪ 207 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,309 ♪ I'm-a get it together if they pay me. ♪ 208 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,062 Yeah. 209 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,772 Yeah! 210 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,983 Dicky! Dicky! 211 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:48,987 - Dicky! Dicky! Dicky! Dicky! - Oh, no, no, no. Gata. 212 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,157 - Dicky! Dicky! Dicky! Dicky! - Gata. Gata. 213 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,242 - Dicky. Dicky. - Thanks. 214 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,827 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 215 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,037 I appreciate the love y'all got for my boy Dicky, man. 216 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,665 I've been trying to get him out here on this stage tonight, 217 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,834 but he on some Carmen Sandiego type shit. 218 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,128 Let's see if we can get him on stage right now! 219 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,841 LD! LD! LD! 220 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,051 LD! LD! 221 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:16,181 LD! LD! LD! LD! 222 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,982 ♪ I'm drunk, I'm drunk ♪ 223 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:30,320 ♪ I'm really, really drunk ♪ 224 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,739 ♪ I'm drunk ♪ 225 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:35,784 ♪ I'm really, really wasted ♪ 226 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,578 ♪ Man, I'm so fucked-up ♪ 227 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,999 ♪ I might suck a man's dick, no, I'm playing, ha-ha. ♪ 228 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,256 Want to take a shot? 229 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,676 What's your deal right now? Why are you so lethargic? 230 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,723 You just got sucked. 231 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,267 Sloppy toppy, bro. 232 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,811 Who sucked you? 233 00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:04,687 - I had to, man. You... - Where? 234 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,817 What does this... Whatever, I don't care. 235 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,819 Let's have fun tonight. Do you want a drink? 236 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:14,197 Honestly, bro, I'm exhausted as fuck, bro. 237 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,032 - I'm about to go lay down, dawg. - You're leaving? 238 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,034 - Yeah, man. Yeah. - What about my night off? 239 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,161 What about the plan that-that you committed to? 240 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,080 - Man, I'm going, gone. - Gata. 241 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,082 - You never honor the plan, man. - Hey, text me 242 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,333 when you get to the hotel. 243 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,092 - Hi. - Hi. 244 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,844 - Is this a good time? - Yeah. 245 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,304 Great, 'cause I made something for you. 246 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,181 - Oh, okay. - Um... 247 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,933 Oh, my God. 248 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,351 It's you. 249 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,061 - Oh, that's me? - Yeah. 250 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,063 Oh, wow. It's so heavy. 251 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,857 It's concrete, that's why. 252 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,358 It's, like, sharp, too. 253 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,860 - I'm kind of nervous. - Don't be nervous. 254 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,278 This is great. You're doing great. 255 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,447 - Hey. Oh. - Oh. 256 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,241 I appreciate this so much, okay? 257 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,909 I'm such a big fan of yours. 258 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,828 - Thank you. - Um, I love Penith so much, 259 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,580 and I'm really trying to break into the industry, so... 260 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,331 - Yeah. - Ah, here I am. 261 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,333 Well, let me tell you firsthand, 262 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,295 things are surprisingly possible in life, okay? Go for it. 263 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,880 Wow. 264 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,298 - Yeah. - Thank you. 265 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,133 - Sure. - Lil Dicky, I love you. 266 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,844 I love you, too, okay? Be safe. 267 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,232 - I never knew that. - Yeah. All right. 268 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,489 Fuck. Oh, shit. 269 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,077 You doing all right? 270 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,454 What? 271 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,666 Are you doing all right? 272 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,461 Oh. Yeah. 273 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,507 Just a little statutory, uh, issue I'm taking care of. 274 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:58,134 Yeah, I'm just cleaning up somebody else's mess. 275 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,594 - Hi. - Hi. 276 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,262 - How you doing? - I'm good. I'm sor... 277 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,098 I don't-I don't know you. 278 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:04,849 Well, how could you? We're just now meeting. 279 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,851 No, I know, but I know you're, like, a singer or something, 280 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,520 - just here with my friends, but I just... - Oh. 281 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,063 I've never heard of you. 282 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,899 Honestly, I prefer that. 283 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,359 Like, great. It's good 284 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,528 that you have a clean slate on my personality. 285 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,529 Oh. 286 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,988 Yeah, I'm a-I'm a rapper, actually, not a singer. 287 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,533 I do sing, song-write, all that. 288 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:24,119 Oh, you did that song about being drunk. 289 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,662 What was... what was it called? 290 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,580 - It was... - "I'm Drunk." 291 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,624 Oh, yeah, well, I'm on my way. 292 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,543 You... pig. 293 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,880 I don't know. So, what's your deal-- 294 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,674 You just go to live music venues 295 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,343 without even knowing who the person is and you have fun? 296 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,513 Wednesdays are like my Fridays. I'm a nurse, so... 297 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,515 - Ah. A nurse? - Yeah. Had to 298 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,600 come blow off some steam, you know? 299 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,227 I appreciate everything you do, uh, 300 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,896 behind the scenes for all the sick. 301 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,107 - Thank-thank you. - Yeah. But okay, 302 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,317 I can't go any further without knowing your name, 303 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,986 - so... - Oh, it's Campbell. 304 00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,404 Campbell? 305 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,530 Yeah, like the soup. 306 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,323 It's a perfect name. 307 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,867 - Thanks? - Campbell, 308 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,077 can I ask you a relatively hard-hitting question? 309 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,412 Yeah. 310 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,830 What's your availability 311 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,707 as far as being hit on right now? 312 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,168 Uh... 313 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,336 Like, would you say you're open-minded, or not at all? 314 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,338 Uh... 315 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,717 Yeah, I think I, uh... I'm... 316 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,928 I'm definitely open to it. 317 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,055 This is fun. 318 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,475 People are actually crazy. 319 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,643 They were literally pouring tequila in their eyes. 320 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,898 Like, why? I wish I had, like, 40 cameras. I keep missing shit. 321 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,025 Just ask them to redo it. 322 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,486 I can't do that for my doc. It's not real. 323 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:43,156 Real? None of this is real, Emma. Are you crazy? 324 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,158 - What... - We're on tour right now. Tour's not real. 325 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,827 When we come to town, it's like their version of the Super Bowl. 326 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,538 Okay, Mr. Big Shot Who's Been On Tour. 327 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,290 Do you not understand that white people act out 328 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,666 when they see a camera? 329 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,378 - What? - Trust me. Come on. 330 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,215 - Wait... - White boy summer! 331 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,675 - White boy summer! - White boy summer! 332 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,763 Then I'm gonna continue to smoke this joint, then. 333 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,515 - All right. - Oh, hi, man. 334 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,433 LD! 335 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,143 Thank you. 336 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,728 Does that get annoying? 337 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,062 It's just praise. It's... All it is is praise. 338 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,817 - Okay. - But it's the life I chose. 339 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,777 - Yeah. - I always wanted to be ubiquitous. 340 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:25,615 Well, uh... good luck, and you have a new fan, 341 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,575 and I really hope that you make it. 342 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,661 Get this out of here. 343 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,037 You're saying goodbye? 344 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,539 - Well... - You're not about to leave. 345 00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,582 - Uh... - You can't be. You're not gonna 346 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,084 let something like this totally evaporate. 347 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,002 No. No, no, no. I'm engaged. 348 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,712 - Oh, of course you are. - No, no, no. 349 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,423 No, no, no! No, no, like... 350 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,634 Like, I'm engaged in the conversation. 351 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,261 - Oh. - Yeah. 352 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,846 So, a bunch of us are gonna go to my friend Connor's. 353 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,347 He's having a little get-together. 354 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,974 - Oh. - You want to come? 355 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,184 'Cause I like hanging out with you. 356 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,603 I like hanging out with you so much. 357 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,356 - All right. - I do have a tour bus 358 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,233 parked half a block away. It's so charming. 359 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,193 Oh, no. 360 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,112 I'm-I'm not, like, a groupie. I'm just a regular girl. 361 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,240 Of course you are. I respect that. 362 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,200 - We'll go to... Connor's? - Yeah, Connor. 363 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,618 Okay. I have to grab something off that bus. 364 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,579 - Will you stay here? - Yeah. 365 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,038 Okay, because, in my opinion, I feel as though 366 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,667 this is what life is all about-- Moments like this. 367 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:19,836 We'll figure something out later, but yeah. 368 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,713 - We'll figure it out. We'll work on it. - Okay. All right. 369 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:25,049 You're getting ready to have a blast, 370 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,094 but you're not sure about someone's sexual past. 371 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:32,599 Part of the skin of your genital area has a cover, 372 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,602 but most is still exposed to your lover. 373 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,521 Not anymore. 374 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,191 Now there's Scroguard. 375 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:45,945 The powerful new product that you can wear with any condom. 376 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,531 The secret is the high-quality premium latex 377 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,701 that is thick enough to cover your genital area 378 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,935 but thin enough to feel 379 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,287 like a second skin. 380 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,721 Just fasten any two buttons 381 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,989 securely into place, and when you're ready... 382 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,210 Hey, Dave... Oh, shit! 383 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,211 Oh! 384 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,379 Geez. Uh... No shitting on the bus! 385 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,048 No, I'm not-I'm not shitting! 386 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,883 I'm just fixing my pants. 387 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,761 I changed my underwear 'cause I met a girl 388 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,638 and I was talking to her, and I-I, like, 389 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,681 soaked my first underwear with pre-cum. 390 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,226 - Okay. - I-I met a girl. 391 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,686 Uh, congratulations, man. I'm happy for you. 392 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,064 - Wish me luck. - You deserve love, Dave. 393 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,444 - ♪ Worry about tomorrow tomorrow ♪ - ♪ Don't drink and drive ♪ 394 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,696 ♪ Give me that pizza, dawg, give me that pizza ♪ 395 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,323 ♪ You know, I gotta eat ya ♪ 396 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,357 ♪ Uber says my driver's name is Gangi ♪ 397 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,452 ♪ And he said he's hard of hearing ♪ 398 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,287 - ♪ Cool, I don't care... ♪ - Sorry. 399 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,706 - No, this is honestly my fault, uh... - Anyway, anyway, okay. 400 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,916 It was like 3:00 a.m., 401 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 - and we're all, like - Yeah. 402 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,377 - Sure. - Drunk as piss, and all of a sudden, 403 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,546 we hear, like a "bang, bang, bang." Like, Jurassic Park or something. 404 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,881 - It was like... - Oh, my God. What was it-- like, a rapist? 405 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,466 No, no. It was actually my goat. 406 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,301 My goat got out of its pen. It was, like, ramming its horns 407 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,595 - against the glass. Ramming... - Wait, hold it. You have a goat? 408 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,097 - Like, you're a goat owner? - Mm-hmm. 409 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,631 Yeah, I got a bunch of goats. 410 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,143 You're, like, out of a fable. 411 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,061 Hey, you're the fucking GOAT, LD. Come on. 412 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,772 - Hey, y'all, shut the fuck up! - Thank you, bro. 413 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,607 Sorry. Don't even look at that. 414 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,641 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - He's fine. Oh. 415 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,361 Get in here. 416 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,113 Wow, you just broke the touch barrier. 417 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,698 So nonchalantly, 418 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,533 you're just gonna break it like that, and not even... Wow. 419 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:16,161 - I mean, someone had to. - I'm totally on board with it, FYI. 420 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,830 - Um... - Oh, my God. 421 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,251 I have to pee. 422 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,336 Yeah. I understand that. 423 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,672 I've had to pee in the past, and you never know when it's coming. 424 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883 - Thank you. All right. - Yeah. I'm right there with you. 425 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,301 - Get all the piss out. - All right. 426 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,719 - I'll be right here. I'm great. - Okay. 427 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:33,970 I'm in heaven. 428 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:43,772 What's up, man? 429 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,775 Hey. You guys hanging? 430 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,109 - How you doing? - Good. 431 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,862 Hey, man, so... 432 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,033 What? 433 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,703 You like Ram? 434 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,498 R-Ram? Uh, do I like what? 435 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,482 - Uh... - What do you mean? Like the... 436 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,794 - Like the processing power? - It's... 437 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,212 The L.A. Rams. Like, Los Angeles Rams. 438 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,589 - Like, uh, football team. - Oh, shit. 439 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,758 Is he okay, or is he on, like, Oxys or something? 440 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,552 - No, no. I mean... - Is this Appalachia that we're in? 441 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,846 'Cause I know all about the opioid crisis that you probably 442 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,181 have to deal with at every moment. 443 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,915 I've got molly, if you want some. 444 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:23,019 Oh. No, thanks. 445 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,980 It's, like, dark purple. 446 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774 I'm okay. 447 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,026 I don't even understand the color spectrum of molly, but... 448 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,238 - What's your name? We haven't met. - Grace. 449 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:37,201 - You... Race? - Hey, are you hiring, by the way, LD? 450 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:38,785 No. 451 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,787 Um, I majored in-in golf course management. 452 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,831 - Uh-huh. - Um, but there's a lot 453 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,999 - of crossover between the two. - Yeah, I think 454 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,252 you're better off on the greens there, 'cause, like, 455 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,505 - we're just so fully staffed. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah. 456 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:51,965 Yeah. 457 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,134 Um, normally, 458 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,927 like, shit's like way more popping, you know? Like... 459 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,262 - No. - It's pretty low-key, 460 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,763 'cause it's Wednesday night and shit, 461 00:18:58,847 --> 00:18:59,681 - and, like... - All good. All G. 462 00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,307 But, yo, like, normally, we're playing, like, 463 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,977 Mancala or, like, Cards Against Humanity, 464 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,854 - or, like, fucking... - Sure. 465 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,939 - If you came back, like, on a... - Yeah. 466 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,442 No, don't... No presh, man. I'm, like, just happy to be... 467 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,194 I'm honestly here 'cause of Campbell. 468 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:14,946 - Bro. - Yeah. 469 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,032 I heard her pussy's a straight-up V. 470 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:22,120 I... Yeah, I believe you. Um... 471 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,664 Hey, you know what? Fuck it. Hey, Hey, Travis! 472 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,167 Hey, fire that shit up! We're playing Hot Seat, bitch. 473 00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:28,835 What are we doing? 474 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,841 It's a prank phone call-based game? 475 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,843 - Mm-hmm. Shh. - How often do you play it? 476 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,178 All right. All right. 477 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,142 - Hello? - Hey. 478 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,895 I'm... I'm with your brother. 479 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,898 Wait, Tim's with you? He okay? 480 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,432 - He's OD'ing. - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 481 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,152 Did you call 911? 482 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,696 Yeah, but they can't... 483 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,866 - Come on. - Revive... Aah! 484 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,701 It's the hot seat! Fuck! 485 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,952 Okay, I'm gonna get another drink. 486 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,704 Where you going? 487 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,498 - I'm getting another drink. - Hurry back. 488 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:09,250 Hey, LD. Wait. You probably got all sorts 489 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,543 of celebs and shit in your phone. 490 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,337 Wait. I... 491 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,421 Come on. 492 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,007 Alfonso Ribeiro? 493 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,467 That a pasta? 494 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,969 Carlton? That doesn't mean anything when I say it? Carlton? 495 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,971 All right, all right, all right. LD, come on. It's your turn. 496 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,807 - Oh, no. I'm... - Come on. Get on that hot seat, 497 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:24,891 - for old times' sake. - You... 498 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,017 Let me watch how you... 499 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,310 - Fuck you. - What are you doing? 500 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,229 - Wow. What? - Okay. 501 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,065 So you're really not gonna kiss me right now? 502 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:36,152 Why-why would you think that? It's crazy of you. 503 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,237 Campbell, would you come out here? 504 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,989 Your friends are getting a little dicey. 505 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,783 - Oh. - Need you back here. 506 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,785 Fuck. She blew it. 507 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:47,038 - What do you mean? - I mean, fucking passed out. 508 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,124 - No, she's not. - Yeah. 509 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,129 I'm drunk. 510 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,798 - She's drunk. - Guns up! 511 00:20:56,882 --> 00:21:00,760 - Guns up! - Guns up, motherfuckers! 512 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,639 Aw, that sucks. Her mission was to fuck you tonight. 513 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,850 Wait, what do you mean, you said it was her mission? 514 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,769 - Like, going into the night? - Yeah. 515 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,938 Then why did she tell me when I met her 516 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,731 that she had never heard of Lil Dicky? 517 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,015 Oh, is that what she told you? 518 00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,235 She probably just said that 519 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,154 'cause she's watched all your interviews. 520 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,738 She knows that's what you want to hear. 521 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:24,659 She's a die-hard. I mean, she knew what to tell you. 522 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,662 Okay. I'm-I'm gonna leave. 523 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,038 No, no, no, no, no. 524 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,290 - No, come on, man. No, no, no. - Yeah. 525 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,666 LD, no. There's a bunch of people still coming. 526 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,793 This shit's just getting started. 527 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,628 - Come on. - It's so late. We leave tomorrow. 528 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,465 This is literally the best night of my entire life, man. 529 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,552 That's... Really? 530 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,887 Yes. 531 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,724 Uh, I'm sorry. 532 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,851 Or congrat... 533 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,269 I don't know what to say to that. 534 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,271 Tell us what it's like. 535 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,565 Just tell us what it's really, really like. 536 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:58,401 - It's not like anything, man. - Yeah, man, 537 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,321 do the girls just fap for you, nonstop? 538 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,615 Fap? 539 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:10,830 - All right, sit down. - Okay. All right. 540 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,123 - You guys want to know what it's like. - Oh, fuck, yeah. 541 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,333 I'll tell you what it's really like. Yeah. 542 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,002 Here's what it's like. I go around America 543 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,296 and I meet people like you, and every single time, 544 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,714 they look at me exactly the way 545 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,341 you guys are staring at me right now. 546 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,384 It's weird. And people have preconceived notions 547 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,845 about the way that I behave, about the way that I fuck. 548 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,847 I feel that. 549 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,891 Fucking ain't easy, broham. 550 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:33,353 Not easy at all. I've had so many insane sexual encounters. 551 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,231 And truthfully, the thing that I want the most 552 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:40,068 is incredibly simple, but I could never really ask for it. 553 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,154 What? 554 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:46,699 So, my dick is shaped like a manatee. 555 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,159 In the sense that, like, you know how, like, 556 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,078 the manatee is... have, like, a bend 557 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,539 and, like, a... So my dick is bent. 558 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,999 The thing that satisfies me most in life 559 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:59,587 is when that bend simply gets straightened. 560 00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,923 There's no STD threat whatsoever. 561 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,467 It's truly my heaven on Earth, but I could never ask for that 562 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,969 because it's so weird, 563 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:07,929 and the women would tell all their friends. 564 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,765 But that wouldn't happen with my soulmate. 565 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,517 I'm looking for love. 566 00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,561 I'm looking for my wife, okay? 567 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,729 Hey, let us see your dick. 568 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:22,735 No. But you asked me what it's like. 569 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:23,820 It's not even that interesting. 570 00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:24,904 - It's actually... - Come on, Dicky. 571 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:28,450 - Come on. - Uh... I love it. 572 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:29,617 Hey, come on, Lil Dicky. 573 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:30,743 Come on, Lil Dicky, come on. 574 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:31,828 Let me see it. 575 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:32,912 You always talk all this shit 576 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,038 about your dick, 577 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,665 but you never show it to anybody. 578 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:36,958 - Come on, Lil Dicky. - Come on! 579 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,419 Show us your fucking dick! 580 00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,503 - Come on! - Come on! 581 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,338 Show us your fucking dick! 582 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,093 What the fuck is that? 583 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,596 A diaper? 584 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,348 No, uh... It's, uh, 585 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,434 it's called the Scroguard. It's, uh... 586 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:57,103 Look it up on YouTube. It's the funniest thing you'll ever see. 587 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,814 It's, like, STD prevention, 588 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,025 but, like, the comedy version. 589 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,613 Show us your dick, Lil Dicky! 590 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:23,379 Oh... 591 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,299 Connor? 592 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,634 Who's that? 593 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:32,264 Yo, they're all in there. They're still chillin'. 594 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,391 - ♪ Sober up ♪ - Was that Lil Dicky? 595 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,603 - Come back, Dicky! - ♪ Settle down ♪ 596 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,605 ♪ You should be... ♪ 597 00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,023 Lil Dicky! 598 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:45,235 ♪ Gone by now ♪ 599 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,487 ♪ But you're not ♪ 600 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:50,573 ♪ Don't know how I got ♪ 601 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,910 ♪ So damn lucky. ♪ 602 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,795 ♪ I'm drunk ♪ 603 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,047 ♪ I'm really, really drunk... ♪ 604 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:09,008 - ♪ I'm drunk ♪ - Hey, it's him! 605 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,302 Turn around! 606 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,836 - It's him, it's him! - It's him, it's him! 607 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,116 Hey, motherfucker. What the fuck are you thinking, boy? 608 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,035 Whoa! Hey! Stand your ground! Stand your ground! 609 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,496 - What? - I'm standing my ground! 610 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:42,000 You stand your ground, I'm standing mine, so no reason! 611 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,086 - That ain't how it works. - Uh... 612 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,463 Lil Dicky! I'm Lil Dicky! 613 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:47,672 Please don't, please just... 614 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,424 - Lil Dicky? - Yeah. 615 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,050 - The rapper? - Yeah! Yes! 616 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,345 The rapper. That's me. I'm, uh, I'm here. 617 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:57,515 - So, I got to use your phone, it's... - No, you ain't. 618 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,299 Yes, I am. What do you mean I'm not? Of co... Uh, uh... 619 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:03,229 Obviously this is... Look at the situation, man. 620 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,981 Can't you tell by my posture? 621 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,192 Prove it. 622 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:11,530 Prove it. Uh... 623 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,282 What's that? 624 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,201 Like... Or... 625 00:26:16,285 --> 00:26:19,788 It's... You-you know it's me. 626 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:22,916 Please, I got to use your phone, man. 627 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,293 Aren't you a "gayman?" 628 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,212 You... 629 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:28,880 I couldn't hear what you said. 630 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,633 Aren't you a "gayman?" 631 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,929 Like the dinosaur lizard? 632 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,348 Nah, like aren't you a faggot? 633 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,976 Oh. I don't know exactly how you're using that word, 634 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,604 but I suspect that depending on how you define it, 635 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:47,357 that, like... 636 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:50,735 Like, to an extent, yeah, yes. 637 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:53,822 Tom, what's going on out there? 638 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:56,199 I'll be there in a minute, Pat. 639 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,244 Hey! 640 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:17,804 Hello? 641 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:20,181 Mike. Oh, thank God you picked up. 642 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,933 I need you to come grab me right now. 643 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,601 - You're in room 207. - No, no. 644 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,935 - I'm not at the hotel. Uh... - Where are you? 645 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,439 Thank you so much for everything. I appreciate it. 646 00:27:27,523 --> 00:27:28,857 - Hello? - I don't know 647 00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,066 how to explain it to you, but you just 648 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,900 got to come get me right now, okay? 649 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,486 Are you all right? Where are you, man? 650 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,072 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm at, uh, 651 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:39,451 4218 Fannin Boulevard. Okay? 652 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,410 Yeah, no problem, man. I'll be there soon. 653 00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:43,079 - Thank you, Mike. Thank you. - Just got to get up 654 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,081 and get dressed. 655 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,667 You know, I'm always losing one sock. 656 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,628 - Wha... Mike? - Yeah? 657 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:54,758 Uh, bring a couple hundred bucks. 658 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:57,385 You'll see, like, when the dick's fully blooded, 659 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,887 there's, like, a little bit of a bend. 660 00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,222 My ideal way for this to happen is if you take that bend 661 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,599 and you just simply straighten it. 662 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,771 Uh, the bend, and if you just take the bend 663 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:11,483 and you straighten and then just wait. 664 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:13,902 No, no, no, no mueva. 665 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:18,323 Yeah, uh, do you know what a manatee is? Manatee. 666 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:19,824 Manatee, the sea. Sea. 667 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,995 Manatee? 668 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:26,748 I am an animal. I am. We're all a... 669 00:28:26,832 --> 00:28:28,332 I am an animal. You know what? 670 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,793 - No... - We-we don't-we don't even have to... 671 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,920 - We don't have to do it. - No. No, no, no, no, no. 672 00:28:32,004 --> 00:28:34,464 I'm okay. Okay. 673 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:35,548 It's totally cool. 674 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:38,593 Oh, so... Oh. 675 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:41,554 Yeah. Just s-still. 676 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,848 Uh-huh. 51506

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