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Uh, Tony.

What's up, man?

You know what I forgot about you?

What's that?

You live fucking far, man.

Six hour drive.

It's a long drive, but you love coming to see me.

Oh yeah, I love coming to see you.

Anyway, I'm here now, so what the fuck's up with you? I mean...

you know like girls been out of town and then just that kind of speaking speaking

speaking of girls very very difficult these days i'm telling you oh yeah yeah

going from one way one way here one way there's not getting strained not getting

laid at least you you know you got your girl wait wait wait wait we're in our

mid-20s and you're telling me that you haven't been laid You're talking about,

you have to, you have to, before, I mean, now, now, you know, now, you know,

I'm, you know.

I can relate. I mean, my girl's out of town, so I'm having the same issue.

You know who I am. You know how I am, okay? I can get whatever I want to get.

I don't have problems. You know, like, when I go somewhere, and, you know, I

just look at them, and, you know, they just come to me. They just come to me.

The only things I can't, you know, but I get to, spit it out, I get to, but,

I get to a point where they don't open, you know, I can't fuck them in the ass.

They're not open.

So you're an anal virgin.

Shut the fuck up, man.

What the fuck are you talking about? That's hilarious.

You're a virgin.

I'm not an anal virgin. That's not even a term. Bro, you're a fucking virgin.

What the fuck are you talking about? Come on, man.

Bro, that's just stupid.

That's stupid. It's hilarious.

I'm 36 hours back. My girl's going to come back. You're a fucking virgin. Oh,

yeah. Oh, come on, bro. I'll get it.

And, uh, you haven't eaten the groceries.

What's wrong with you?

I don't want to get in there.

You're ticklish, aren't you? No, I'm not ticklish. I don't know where you get

these delusions of gratitude. Are you serious?

Get out of here.

This shows you've been here for a long time. You've been alone.

Go back to see Becky.

Oh, Becky.

All this... Hands up.

Aggression's got me kind of chubbed up.

Not going to lie. But I'm going to probably need you to leave so I can rub

one out.

What?

You need to leave.

Uh, yeah.

I'm still going.

I'm not going anywhere.

What do you got? I don't even mind.

Makes no sense. I just told you. Six hour drive. Came all the way here.

Now you're asking me to leave because you, you gotta go gratify yourself or

something.

I mean, when nature calls, you know. To be honest, you know, when nature calls,

it's just you, so, like, nature?

Yeah. Right.

Nurture versus nature?

Nature always wins, right?

No,

but basically what I'm saying, I mean, we've known each other for years.

Just rub one out here.

Are you sure about that, bro?

Well, we're not that sure about it.

Why are you making something weird about it? No, I mean, I'm not trying to make

it weird.

You are making it weird. It's just normal.

Yeah, I've been using my girlfriend Becky.

She ain't there?

This is true. She's not here.

So you're going to go rub one out and then I'm going to leave and then you're

going to call me back and I'm going to... What the fuck is that about? Just

do it here? Because I'm not going anywhere.

That's the way things are. No, no, no.

Wait a second.

Listen, listen.

You've already played sports, correct?

You've played sports. So you've been in locker rooms.

Yeah. You've seen other dicks, right? You've seen other dicks. Okay, okay,

okay, there you go, okay.

You've already changed in front of other men, you know, okay, you're not ashamed

of your body, so there you go.

And something else, I don't have to look at you, you don't have to look at me,

you know, and plus you're looking at, you know, girls and stuff, so, you know.

Well, I mean, but if you, I only need like 10 minutes, like, like you just.

Okay, you really don't want me to think.

You really don't understand. I'm going to fuck off. For real, I'm going to fuck

off. This is stupid. No, no, no.

I'm going to fuck off. You know what? No, wait, wait. You know what? I don't

care, bro. I mean, my girlfriend Becky, you know, she's been gone for a couple

weeks. And I mean, we've been bros for so long.

Wow. I've got the whole house to myself. Yeah, you're so good.

Yeah, so I mean, maybe we should find some porn and, you know, do it together.

I mean, I...

I think you're going to love this video. I mean, you were telling me about some

of your struggles. Do you have any of Becky in there?

Of course I have Becky. Are you kidding me?

So... Jack's going to show me Becky.

I mean, don't you love them big titties you've got?

Yeah, I know. I mean, look at that.

Watch as she takes her shirt off. Yeah, but do you see where... Okay, you're

going... Yeah, yeah.

She lets you film her like this? Of course. She loves it.

I mean, she probably doesn't know that I'm showing it off. You like those pussy

lips, huh? Oh, yeah.

That's why I get the close-up.

She likes to get herself wet.

Yeah. A lot of foreplay action, you know.

Yeah.

I'll see.

There she goes. What are you doing there?

So, we're both using a double-sided dildo.

Remember you were telling me about, you know, the anal stuff that I mean she

does all the anal.

Yeah. Yeah, you like that, eh?

Fucking love it.

Hmm.

See?

We're working it out.

I feel a lot more comfortable.

That's what I told you.

I told you there's nothing weird about this.

No. Not at all.

I mean, look, we don't even need two phones. We could use the same phone.

Right. You know?

And we look at the same girl.

Yeah.

Same feelings.

Same feelings.

We're like brothers.

I like that.

So, uh... She's fucking hot.

Yeah.

I think these pants might be getting in our way.

Might as well just full-on get into it if we're going to. Yeah, but don't...

Like, we don't look, you know?

That's fine. I mean, we're looking here, right? Yeah, right. We're looking there.

That's the important stuff.

See what she does to us?

That's a good

idea.

Oh, yeah.

Look at the way she shakes those cheeks.

She puts all that ass out there for you.

You like what she does with her mouth there?

of the spit man really helps yeah this makes it glide better yeah but see i'm

uncut so i need this bit ah i'm envious

god

i love when she does that

She likes to take it from the back.

Yeah.

You just keep fucking her in that ass, eh? That's right. I love fucking her

like that.

Oh, yeah. She's gonna take that load.

Oh, you're gonna come?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. And it just leaks out after. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, she's a good girl.

But I never...

Bro, seriously, I'm so fucking jealous right now.

Yeah?

Well, I never, you know, I don't know what it is to be in there. It's like, it

looks all, you know?

Well, you know. I know. Describe it.

I mean, it's quiet.

You get it juicy, you get it wet, it opens up for you.

I mean, it's almost like poke the pussy from the back while you're going through

it. So she gets that nice orgasm.

Huh. Mm-hmm.

Well, I just wish I could do that, you know.

I'm D.

Yeah.

Instead of just holding the phone like that, either you put something else on

because nothing's playing now.

Video's finished.

Well, I was thinking that maybe we could, you know, play with each other a

little.

I mean, we are good friends, right?

Yeah.

I've always wanted to try.

Oh, yeah?

Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay.

That tasted pretty good. I cannot lie.

Well, it actually felt pretty good. I cannot lie.

Yeah, right?

Do you want to try?

I guess.

Right, it is not bad.

Right?

Let me go back in.

Do you feel a difference, like, when it's back here?

Well, it's not a dick.

No, I mean the sucking, like, when I suck you.

I mean, it feels just as good.

It feels so good.

Oh, wow.

You're so good at that.

Don't patronize me.

Mm-hmm.

This feels so good.

Thank you.

Okay. Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

Well,

actually, what do you think if I,

you know, get de-virginized?

What do you mean?

Oh, you want me to put it bluntly? Let me fuck you.

No fucking way.

What do you mean? What?

Okay,

honestly, seriously.

Think about it. You owe me fucking big time, and you know what I'm talking

about. You cream pie Becky all the time, right? That's what you brag about?

That's what you brag about.

You're cream pie-ing her because I presented both of you. If I would have

gone after her, you know I would have got her. You know how I am, bro.

They all come.

They all come to me, and I let you go.

I don't know, man.

That sounds like a lot right now.

Bro, who's your best?

Who's your best? Who's your best?

You're right.

It's you.

I mean, it's not the... Well, I mean, what?

It's okay for you to suck dick, but you can't take it in the ass?

What are you, a dick sucker now?

I mean... I get... We can... Are you sure you want to do

this, bro?

Yeah.

All right.

Like, I mean, you know, just, you know, play with it a bit, you know, get

acquainted.

Okay. I like that idea better than just straight on fucking me.

All right.

Yeah.

So how would we do that?

Yeah,

I'm just going to lay down over here.

Okay. Make it easy for you.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Is that okay?

That feel.

It's new.

It's good.

But new.

Okay, that feels good.

My wet tongue is fucking

amazing.

There you go. May I shake it for you a little?

Oh my god.

Tucked it from the back Oh No?

Oh no Oh

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that finger feels good.

Oh!

You're gonna let me put my dick, eh?

Oh, yeah.

It's going deep inside. Oh, you feel that?

You feel that? Oh, yeah.

Fuck, it feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I'm just going to tease your hole with my dick.

Okay. I can tell you're enjoying it.

It's warm and everything.

I'm enjoying it too. I like a dangly cock.

So big.

Oh, they're tight.

Supposed to be.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're so fucking...

Oh, my

God. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

I think you're amazing.

Why is Becky coming back?

Don't worry about that.

No, no, no. I know I want to stay here a couple of days.

Oh, we got days.

Oh, yeah. We got days.

Those great backing up on that dick.

You're going to take control.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, you're so fucking deep.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah. Oh,

fuck,

yeah.

Never told you.

I don't usually have somebody to play with it.

It's fucking so nice.

Oh, fuck.

It takes energy, eh, when you're fucking nice? Oh, yeah, it does.

Wow. You're transferring all that energy to me.

You're doing so good.

You still keep moving on my dick.

Uh-huh. Ugh.

Like this.

That feels so good. Does it?

It feels amazing.

Yeah.

Cream pie me like I do my girl.

You're fucking right. Yeah?

Yeah, you're fucking right.

How do you want the Becky treatment?

When I give you the Ryan Bones treatment.

Okay.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's amazing.

Fuck, he really felt that. Oh, my God. I'm going to stick it back in just.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God. That feels. Oh, my dick is sensitive.

Really sensitive.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, shit. Okay.

Fuck, yeah.

Okay.

Fuck.

Fuck, that's so hot. Thank you.

And you know I gotta get mine.

Yeah?

Okay. I don't know how long I have to keep this hard, but okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, man.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. You're gonna make me cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

You know that?

The best thing I've ever experienced.

Ass-fucking.

That.

Top of my list, man. Oh, fuck, man.

I'm glad you got to have that experience.

Now we both had an opportunity to mess with Becky.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But we never talk about this.

No.

Ever. Just between me and you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, can I use your shower?

Sure, yeah. Thank you.

Six hours. Shit.