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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: [Script Info] ; This is an Advanced Sub Station Alpha v4+ script. Title: ScriptType: v4.00+ PlayDepth: 0 ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes PlayResX: 640 PlayResY: 360 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Arial,18,&H00FFFFFF,&H0000FFFF,&H00000000,&H00000000,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,1,1,2,10,10,10,1 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.34,0:00:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Note: Kyuushuu Danji literally means "son of Kyuushu", or "boy who comes from Kyuushuu." Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.35,0:00:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Be sure to keep the lights OFF in the room when\Nyou watch this BL-anime... and watch your back. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.99,0:00:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(324,282)}Company I.O, Main Branch Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.07,0:00:19.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.08,0:00:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on in. Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.14,0:00:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(403,279)}Otakara Kazuhiko (33), bachelor\NWithout a girlfriend for 33 years Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.80,0:00:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,President Otakara, can we ask you a little question? Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.74,0:00:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, actually... we're having a little bet... about you. Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.10,0:00:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And what is it about? Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.75,0:00:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you... gay, by any chance? Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.66,0:00:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(469,35)}Are you GAY, by any chance? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:45.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Why the hell do you think that?! Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.84,0:00:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,See, I told you. He says he isn't. Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.14,0:00:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww man... Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.93,0:00:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry to bother you! Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.73,0:00:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(512,276)}Suspicious point 1 Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.24,0:00:56.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(512,276)}Suspicious point 2 Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.76,0:00:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(512,276)}Suspicious point 3 Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.53,0:00:59.93,Default,,0,0,0,,How'd they get that idea?! Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(169,319)}President,\NOtakara Kazuhiko Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(466,303)}Harada Ryuu Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(169,292)}Dr. Enomoto Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.38,0:01:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(466,291)}Blue Dragon Mama Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.04,0:01:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(169,293)}Kumagai Yukio Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.04,0:01:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(466,292)}Chappie Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.45,0:01:37.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(318,307)}Kachou no Koi (The President's Romance) Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.58,0:01:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,President Otakara has obviously been sexually attracted to\Nmen. However, he vehemently denied this his entire life. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.69,0:01:50.39,Default,,0,0,0,,He was completely unaware of who he really was. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.69,0:01:50.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(262,251)}Mr. President's eye-line Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.01,0:01:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if the President really isn't gay? Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.84,0:01:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he says he isn't.. Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.02,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,30)}Men's bathroom Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.02,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(495,72)}{\c&H66EBFF&}Sparkle, sparkle!{\c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(329,257)}Intense staring in the men's bathroom Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,303)\fs14}Straight Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(508,302)\fs14}Gay Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(323,321)\fs14}The president's gauge Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.54,0:02:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,His gayness is 120% off the charts. Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.37,0:02:08.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(310,80)}Manager's office Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.67,0:02:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on in. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.75,0:02:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Sir... Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.85,0:02:12.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(481,279)}Harada Ryuu (23)\NA shiny, new recruit. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.23,0:02:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President. I need to talk to you... Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.17,0:02:17.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my, I haven't seen you around here. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.57,0:02:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry if this is so sudden... but... Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.36,0:02:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in love with you! Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.16,0:02:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(484,163)}I'm in love with you! Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wa... hang on a second! I'm tired of\Nrepeating myself, but I am not gay. Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.75,0:02:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't... I can't just make love to you out of nowhere. Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.10,0:02:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(284,90)}I can't!! Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.41,0:02:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I never asked you to go that far. Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.43,0:02:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(281,177)\fs14}Squeeze! Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.62,0:02:41.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no... I must have offended you! Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.16,0:02:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Don't leave! Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.32,0:02:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not offended... I just hadn't noticed. Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.31,0:02:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,How long have you felt this way? Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.02,0:02:53.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... ever since our first meeting when joined the company Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.07,0:02:57.19,Default,,0,0,0,,When you... massaged my butt. Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.23,0:02:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I did that?! Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,0:03:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,303)\fs14}Straight Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,0:03:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(508,302)\fs14}Gay Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.09,0:03:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(323,321)\fs14}The president's gauge Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.67,0:03:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(327,257)}Major sexual harassment Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.58,0:03:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The President at home, in his luxury apartment. Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.97,0:03:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly, there sure are lots of weird people at my company. Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.75,0:03:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? It's from my mother... Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.75,0:03:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Dear Kazuhiko, are you doing well? Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.58,0:03:21.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You're already 33 years old now. Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.32,0:03:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I've talked this over a lot with your father, and we wish you'd\Nmake us some grandchildren soon... but I won't say that. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.67,0:03:33.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Instead, I want you to embrace your sexuality\Nand find yourself a good partner. Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.45,0:03:34.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Love, Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.19,0:03:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is that all about? Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.54,0:03:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,For the first time in his life, the President"\Nfelt his dignity was threatened. Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.95,0:03:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(327,257)}A mother's love Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.95,0:03:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,303)\fs14}Straight Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.95,0:03:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(508,302)\fs14}Gay Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.39,0:03:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What is the meaning of this? Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.49,0:03:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's attitudes. My mother's letter. Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Does everyone on the planet think I'm really gay? Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.06,0:03:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo! The time is approaching 11am! Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.62,0:03:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo! Yo! Yo! Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.44,0:03:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(224,30)}Big Bro #1, limited mail-order item Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.53,0:04:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(327,257)}Exclusive use.\N(Comes with an alarm) Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.53,0:04:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(150,303)\fs14}Straight Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.53,0:04:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(508,302)\fs14}Gay Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.49,0:04:03.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.58,0:04:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The President... at last realized the truth. Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.75,0:04:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(401,28)}The President at last realized the {\c&H4C4CFF&}TRUTH{\c&HFFFFFF&} Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.06,0:04:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand... Is it true that I've been\Na man who loves other men all along?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.36,0:04:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, are you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.28,0:04:22.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada... did you also think I was gay all along? Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.27,0:04:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Not at all. Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.79,0:04:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(306,186)}Dense Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.80,0:04:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada... thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.27,0:04:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why, but being with\NHarada makes me feel relaxed. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.75,0:04:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps we have something significant in common. Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.19,0:04:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This is it, the place I like. Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.19,0:04:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome! Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.80,0:04:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What an exotic atmosphere. Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.32,0:04:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Just relax. Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.41,0:04:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my! It's been a while... Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.09,0:05:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an2}Kazuhiko, dear. So good to see you. Is this your new boyfriend? Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.09,0:05:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(427,292)}Mama of the gay bar, "Blue Dragon" Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.71,0:05:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,"New?" Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.84,0:05:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mama! That's... Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.67,0:05:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuhiko, darling, look! It's the pride of\NBlue Dragon, the bottomless dancers! Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.88,0:05:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You know... Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.36,0:05:21.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait for me! Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.14,0:05:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(318,154)}20 years ago Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.58,0:05:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Come catch me if you can! Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.62,0:05:28.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuhiko used to understand himself\Nbetter. He even had a boyfriend. Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.83,0:05:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(176,245)\fs14}Aoki Hayato (13)\Nfuture man of the world Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.83,0:05:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(528,246)\fs14}Kazuhiko (13)\Nvirgin Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.64,0:05:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,But back then, he thought that it was important\Nthat boys play with boys a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.52,0:05:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFFD35F&}{\pos(323,257)}Innocent boys at play Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.88,0:05:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Until one day... Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.14,0:05:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(67,284)\fs12}Reeks\Nof man Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.14,0:05:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(524,40)\fs14}A man from Kyushuu minding\Nhis own business (Kyuushuu Danji) Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.36,0:05:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,What the fuck're you doin', man? Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.19,0:05:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, who do we have here? Come here a minute, will ya? Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.41,0:05:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What? Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.71,0:05:47.88,Default,,0,0,0,,No... leave him alone! Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.93,0:05:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't fight back, little punk! Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.93,0:05:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuhiko! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.10,0:05:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hayato! Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.19,0:05:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Then Hayato fell into Kyuushu Danji's evil hands. Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.14,0:05:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,See? Doesn't it feel great? Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.67,0:06:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It does... feels good. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.23,0:06:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you want me to go even deeper inside you? Eh? Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.58,0:06:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes... deeper... Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.06,0:06:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, under Danji's molestation, Hayato grew... Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.67,0:06:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep going... I love it! I want more! Do it more! Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.72,0:06:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,He finally said the words from his own mouth. Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.03,0:06:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So you like me inside you, eh? Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.35,0:06:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,And that day, Hayato ran off with Kyuushuu Danji. Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.10,0:06:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Kazuhiko. Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.79,0:06:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to be the one to take care of you! Hayato! Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.41,0:06:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuhiko was deeply scarred from that experience...\Nand that day, he denied any feelings for men. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.67,0:06:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems the only thing that's not suppressed is his libido... Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.93,0:06:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, I promise I'll never cheat on you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.54,0:06:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I promise I'll make you happy. Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.10,0:06:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Harada... Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.54,0:07:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, at age 33, President Kazuhiko embraced\Nlove for the first time in his life. And now... Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.64,0:07:09.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President you're not inside me. Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.97,0:07:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.88,0:07:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,He has a lot to catch up on. Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.41,0:07:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.97,0:07:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, have you noticed President Otakara\Nhas been in a good mood lately? Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.45,0:07:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what happened? Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.15,0:07:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... because of a man. Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.40,0:07:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(398,279)}Mister Company, Itoh Fujio Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.89,0:07:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no mistaking itWhen I was in his office earlier... Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.58,0:07:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Mr. Itoh. Good timing. Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.10,0:07:40.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you take this away for me? Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.67,0:07:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(331,16)\fs14}Mail-order Big Bro #1. Muscular type. Natural resin, body hair Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.67,0:07:43.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(275,134)\fs12}Exchange Mem Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.93,0:07:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Umm... Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.06,0:07:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse m... Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.41,0:07:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,President, what's... that? Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.13,0:07:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada! This is... a chair! Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.54,0:07:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! It's gorgeous! Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.27,0:07:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(478,74)\fs14}Want to\Nhave a seat? Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.88,0:07:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If you push this button... Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.67,0:08:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I get it. Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.80,0:08:08.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, rumors of the President's new romance\Nspread through the office like wildfire. Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.32,0:08:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Then one day... Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.69,0:08:10.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Enter. Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.37,0:08:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Sir. Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.47,0:08:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Otakara, I think you know why I called you here today. Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.67,0:08:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(334,279)}Company I.O. CEO, Akito (58) Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.93,0:08:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,-You know about the rumors, I assume. Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.32,0:08:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Sir. Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.67,0:08:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear you're in a relationship with one of your employees. Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.84,0:08:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is it? Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.36,0:08:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.96,0:08:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Otakara! Listen to me... Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.71,0:08:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm asking out of personal interest! Personal interest! Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.71,0:08:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(339,300)\fs14}Betting money Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.58,0:08:41.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it a man or a woman? Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.28,0:08:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,A man. Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.10,0:08:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Yahoo! I win! Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.69,0:08:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(57,106)\fs14}Director Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.69,0:08:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(152,107)\fs14}Secretary Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.69,0:08:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(545,86)\fs14}The CEO won the bet\NBIG TIME Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.54,0:08:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,And thus, the drawn-out rumors about\Nthe President came to an end. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.27,0:08:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I knew it. Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.93,0:08:57.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm relieved, I guess. Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.80,0:09:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,It's refreshing having it out in the open. Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.71,0:09:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(411,22)}Gayness released Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.02,0:09:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations! Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.19,0:09:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,The employees all accepted him. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.37,0:09:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HA422FF&}{\pos(483,275)}Loving gaze Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.45,0:09:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,What a relief. Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.54,0:09:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This feels much better than having some slutty girl get him. Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.21,0:09:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. The company was not his only life. Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.67,0:09:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,To President Otakara... his life was this little thing. Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.67,0:09:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You curl it this way, right? Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.30,0:09:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sign: Chikuwa (a broiled fish cake shaped like a tube) Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.67,0:09:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.50,0:09:33.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You guys hit a wall already? Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.47,0:09:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I'm content the way things are. Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.06,0:09:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,But he just doesn't have confidence in himself. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.18,0:09:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just like Kazuhiko. In times like this, here's what to do... Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.06,0:09:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.06,0:09:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,That night, President Otakara experienced\Nanother man's body fully for the first time. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.28,0:09:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.41,0:09:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada! Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.36,0:10:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.43,0:10:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Otakara Kazuhiko, age 33. He made his first uke debut. Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.31,0:10:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(315,210)\fs14}The President's uke debut Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.36,0:10:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President and... Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.06,0:10:15.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Chappie's... Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.40,0:10:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Rainbow Shopping! Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.22,0:10:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Man-on-man love will save the world. Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.54,0:10:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(430,44)\fs14}Man-on-man love will save the world Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.01,0:10:29.01,Default,,0,0,0,,For those who love men, and men's\Nthings, this is a show for you! Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.98,0:10:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(214,262)\fs12}Company I.O. Training Department President: Otakara Kazuhiko Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.71,0:10:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight, we have a really special product to share with you. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.23,0:10:35.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight, what we have for you is.... Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.54,0:10:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,A product for those of you who love\Nmen but haven't had one yet. Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.27,0:10:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,A man-shaped erotic doll that can receive your seed of love! Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.88,0:10:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo! Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.98,0:10:48.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Big Bro #1! Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.93,0:10:56.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(317,255)\fs14}1/1 Scale Large adult male household must: Big Bro #1 Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.10,0:10:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Big Bro! Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.84,0:10:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, , this has such a good flesh-feel to it that\NI want to give my body up to it right away! Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.64,0:11:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF9860&}{\pos(321,260)}Realistic skin and flesh Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.64,0:11:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(322,98)}Point 1 Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.84,0:11:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,He comes with a very-realistic and soft-feeling skin\Ntexture, and he is made with 100% safe ingredients. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.41,0:11:04.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(422,273)\fs16}Realistic skin texture Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.19,0:11:10.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Even his *beep* area is very realistic and safe. Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.51,0:11:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(422,273)\fs16}Realistic and safe ingredients Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.41,0:11:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF9860&}{\pos(321,260)}Shining Gay Employee Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.41,0:11:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(322,98)}Point 2 Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.68,0:11:21.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You can impress your employees one by one\Nby being able to change his under-hair! Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.53,0:11:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H84D890&}{\pos(320,90)}Changeable under-hair Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.58,0:11:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You can have curly, normal, or hairless!\NThree types to choose from! Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.09,0:11:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HFF9860&}{\pos(321,260)}He's high maintenance Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.09,0:11:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(322,98)}Point 3 Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.54,0:11:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,If you just give him a quick rinse, you can use him every day. Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.01,0:11:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But you don't have to take our word for it... Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.06,0:11:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&HEA588F&}{\pos(322,265)}From O-Takara from Tokyo Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.06,0:11:44.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(322,91)}Testimonials from happy customers Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.68,0:12:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(435,95)\fs16}How did you like Big Bro #1\Nthe first time you used him? Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.14,0:11:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,At first-bought it because I thought he\Nmight spruce up the living room a bit. Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.49,0:11:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But before I realized it, he was also\Nin the bath and kitchen with me! Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.19,0:11:59.38,Default,,0,0,0,,What a mysteriously wonderful product he is. Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.16,0:12:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(322,91)}Testimonials from happy customers Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.16,0:12:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\c&H5DA641&}{\pos(322,265)}From I-Toh of Tokyo Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.46,0:12:11.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(435,95)\fs16}What do you think the most\Nattractive part of Big Bro #1 is? Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.32,0:12:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? But I've never used one... Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.31,0:12:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(321,109)\fs14}Some people are usually concerned\Nwith the motor making loud noises when living with others.\NHow did you feel about Big Bro's #1 motor noises? Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.10,0:12:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I told you, I haven't used one...\NThough I did switch him on once. Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.52,0:12:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(361,99)\fs15}Unlike ***, Big Bro is very quiet.\NMy parents slept through the whole thing. Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.54,0:12:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,But he sure uses a lot of electricity. Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.27,0:12:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,When I turned him on, I blew out a circuit. Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.79,0:12:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Gee, what a wonderful product! Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.62,0:12:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I suppose you are all worried about the price. Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.27,0:12:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, we're having a special during this show... Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.25,0:12:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If you order this product within three hours of this broadcast,\Nwe'll include a special attachment for free! Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.49,0:12:54.10,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's all just 698,000.. Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.67,0:12:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.88,0:13:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.27,0:13:08.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, this is Company I.O. Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.76,0:13:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Otakara of the Training Department.\NI have a little question to ask... Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.58,0:13:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me... Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.84,0:13:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,How far can a man go with another\Nman-sexually without being gay? Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.07,0:13:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, who do you have on the phone? Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.62,0:13:24.28,Default,,0,0,0,,The Children's Advice Hotline. Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.80,0:13:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So you don't know the answer? Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.99,0:13:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess that's up to the individuals doing it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.93,0:13:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I see your point, but... Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.04,0:13:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter which genre I checked,\NI seem to get, a different answer. Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.23,0:13:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The President's extensive library was\Nhis stepping stone to romance. Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.71,0:13:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(90,83)\fs16}The result of\N20 years\Ndoing it SOLO Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.71,0:13:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,58)\fs14}Silver Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.71,0:13:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(438,181)\fs14}Scatological Cosplay Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.27,0:13:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been alone for 20 years, ever since he left me. Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.67,0:13:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,One day... Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.95,0:13:52.68,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Mr. Kumagai from the branch office. Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.89,0:13:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you all! I was born and raised\Nin Kyuushuu, so I'm a Kyuushuu Danji! Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.30,0:14:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyuushuu Danji. That was the man who violated\Nand stole Kachou's former love from him. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.13,0:14:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a tragic-traumatic experience for him. Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.26,0:14:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuhiko! Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.58,0:14:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Hayato! Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.06,0:14:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyuushuu... Danji... Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.76,0:14:24.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, are you still in love with Hayato? Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.60,0:14:27.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Kumagai, may I have a word? Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.28,0:14:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(333,280)}Kumagai Yukio, Kyuushuu Danji (24) Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.56,0:14:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes,sir. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.77,0:14:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Kumagai... In Kyuushuu, how far can a man go\Nwith another man sexually without being gay? Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.44,0:14:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.01,0:14:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.55,0:14:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,New blood from Kyuushuu... Kumagai Yukio. Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.37,0:14:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, can I make a copy? Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.54,0:14:52.99,Default,,0,0,0,,His ties with Kyuushuu Danji-are strong, and Kumagai\Nseems innocent and pure. However... Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.02,0:14:57.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He was gay even for a gay man. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.27,0:15:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww, Mr. President, I told you to keep it down at work... Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.36,0:15:02.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Kumagai! Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.84,0:15:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Does the President usually touch you like I just did? Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.06,0:15:07.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, well, err... Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.10,0:15:09.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ra-da, darling! Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.22,0:15:13.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Kumagai! When did you get there? Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.49,0:15:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I get it. So you two are like that? Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.60,0:15:22.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, not really. We're still experimenting. Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.54,0:15:26.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, are you still stuck in your old ways? Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.67,0:15:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems I'm in your way, so I'll be off. Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.16,0:15:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,A newly formed couple is a dangerous weapon. Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.29,0:15:39.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It often makes people want to destroy their happiness. Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.01,0:15:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Kumagai's unspeakable saga. Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.16,0:15:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My blood boils. Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.71,0:15:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Harada! Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.98,0:15:55.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, I was just in the President's office,\Nand... he gave me this magazine. Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.76,0:16:01.10,Default,,0,0,0,,He has such a wonderful man like you... and\Nyet he still reads these kinds of magazines? Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.31,0:16:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you're not satisfying him? Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.33,0:16:12.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, Kumagai... I can't go through with this. Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.74,0:16:16.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It just doesn't feel right. Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.42,0:16:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But why? What's wrong with learning\Nsome moves to satisfy the President? Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.10,0:16:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But... Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.62,0:16:24.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to make him moan, don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.83,0:16:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but... Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.98,0:16:30.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to shower him with yourself\Nwhile he's crying for mercy, don't you? Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.06,0:16:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.68,0:16:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You think you're satisfying him just by penetration,\Nbut there's so much more than that! Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.80,0:16:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Even so... The President and I... Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.14,0:16:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,penetration is just fine. Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.80,0:16:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'II teach you better! Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.10,0:16:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada is sick in the Dr.'s Office. I guess\Nplaying doctor might be fun with him... Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.18,0:16:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Ack! How can I think like that in this situation? Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.19,0:16:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, maybe playing nurse would be fun, too. Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.38,0:16:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(132,197)}Flustered Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.66,0:17:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada? Are you okay? I'm coming in. Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.93,0:17:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! No!! Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.55,0:17:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada... Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.67,0:17:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me you're... Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.43,0:17:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,taking lessons to pleasure me better? Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.32,0:17:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.10,0:17:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you would never cheat on me. Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.18,0:17:26.71,Default,,0,0,0,,That's because we both love each other so much Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.49,0:17:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The plan backfired! Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.49,0:17:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,So this magazine... doesn't belong to you? Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.53,0:17:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it is part of my collection. Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.49,0:17:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need it anymore, so I threw it out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.02,0:17:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,All I need in life is here... in my arms right now. Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.93,0:17:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.84,0:17:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So? What techniques did Kumagai teach you? Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.49,0:17:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.27,0:17:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.02,0:18:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Blue Dragon's special event for valued customers! Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.48,0:18:06.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool Gays Undies Guessing Game. Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.01,0:18:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Men's fashion begins at the underwear. You can\Ntell a man by the kind of undies he wears. Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.80,0:18:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well! I wonder what kind of men's images we'll see this time? Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.31,0:18:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Entry number 1: Character trunks Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.62,0:18:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,These are for men who just wear\Nwhat their moms buy for them. Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.25,0:18:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,198)\c&H51CC79&}Mom-undies Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.50,0:18:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,While they can bring out the appealing\Nchildlike innocence of a man, Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.06,0:18:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,they also have a sexy alluring mystery to\Ntheir unrevealing shape, bringing out... Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.53,0:18:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(349,201)\c&H51CC79&}A double-edged sword Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.95,0:18:40.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Next, number 2. Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.20,0:18:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Clean and straight-forward red thong! Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.49,0:18:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Because thongs are thin and small and keep the body cool... Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.77,0:18:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(488,132)\c&H51CC79&}Protects a man's functionality Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.41,0:18:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,A thong also protects a man's functionality! Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.74,0:18:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Number 3! The tighty-whities we wore in grade school! Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.97,0:19:00.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Because these undies have a hole in the front,\Nyou can use them as a rag to wipe the floor! Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.08,0:19:01.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,197)\c&H51CC79&}Good for the environment Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.33,0:19:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Number 4 is the narcissistic black bikini briefs! Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.92,0:19:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,126)\c&H51CC79&}Clearly defines the package Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.48,0:19:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And number 5 is a deer hide loincloth, of all things! Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.23,0:19:19.02,Default,,0,0,0,,These were originally worn by indigenous people\Nin their coming of age ceremonies, but today\Nwe can wear these as a fashion statement. Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.03,0:19:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Since they are very important marks of manhood... you're\Nnot supposed to wash them even once until you die. Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.03,0:19:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(148,118)\c&H51CC79&}Mark of manhood Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.54,0:19:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Next, number 6... Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.01,0:19:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,To those of you who are open and honest of mind\Nand body, you should strongly consider wearing\Nthese undies since they will work well for you! Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.97,0:19:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you all think? Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.58,0:19:43.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, can anybody guess what these are? Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.91,0:19:46.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wears each of these undies? Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.76,0:19:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(323,134)}Who wears these undies? Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.85,0:19:57.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(421,230)}Kumagai Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.54,0:19:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling... that suits you well. Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.19,0:20:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? You guys buy your own underwear? Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.87,0:20:02.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(174,237)}Itoh Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.05,0:20:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I look really good in these... After all,\Nthese show off the body lines best. Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.76,0:20:09.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(178,260)}Enomoto Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.18,0:20:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I love these. Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.97,0:20:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(210,258)}Mama Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.70,0:20:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President, I apologize... I can't see your undies! Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.14,0:20:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(431,237)}Harada Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.36,0:20:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Harada... you really are a kind-hearted honest man. Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.66,0:20:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(428,265)}Kachou Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.80,0:20:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.91,0:20:34.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Back off! Just try to put even a finger on me! Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.88,0:20:38.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll bite my tongue and die. Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.17,0:20:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Just show me your butt diready. Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.53,0:20:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,The President was due for a prostate exam. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.40,0:20:44.71,Default,,0,0,0,,He was about to receive a man's finger. Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.05,0:20:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't struggle so much. Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.37,0:20:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(219,270)}Enamoto Yo\NInternal med. (33) Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.81,0:20:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just a routine checkup. Nothing to panic about. Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.95,0:20:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm only going to stick this linger in your ass and dig around. Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.71,0:20:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(436,43)}Palpation Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.93,0:20:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a minute, Doctor! Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.32,0:21:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you saying? Patients are already\Nnervous enough when they're examined! Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.32,0:21:09.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Otakara, there's nothing to be frightened of.\NThis doctor is very experienced. Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.45,0:21:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He has explored hundreds of butts. Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.61,0:21:15.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Just block out the memory later, Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.14,0:21:15.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: The expression she used was "pretend you were bitten by a dog", which is something people say they'll do when something traumatic happens to them. Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.84,0:21:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesus... He's a grown manIt's not like he's\Na girl whose virginity is being threatened. Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.54,0:21:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've been single for so long, but I have had a fist\Nall the way in there, so I'm certainly not a virgin, but... Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.80,0:21:32.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think that's very appropriate to talk about here! Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.84,0:21:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have Harada now... I wouldn't feel right having\Nsomeone else stick his fingers in my ass. Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.08,0:21:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's the way it is eh? Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.54,0:21:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you may feel that way, but\Nthis is my job. And I'm not gay. Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.50,0:21:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The only thing I want to gain from this... is your good health. Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.46,0:22:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm sure your precious boyfriend wants the same. Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.34,0:22:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... the procedure might be uncomfortable, but I want\Nyou to live a long life so we can put in a new record in Silver Sex! Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.03,0:22:19.73,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. I must stay healthy for my beloved. Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.86,0:22:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry for being so selfish. Please be my guest to do your job. Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.80,0:22:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, is it possible to gasp or moan away?\NIt'll make the process smoother. Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.97,0:22:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That's fine... if you want to... Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.28,0:22:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,And so... the President was firm in his resolution, but... Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.41,0:22:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Why the hell... is my heart throbbing? Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.41,0:22:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,For some reason, I really feel like I'm raping this guy. Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.41,0:22:46.27,Default,,0,0,0,,-Doctor, is everything okay? Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.38,0:22:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Umm... everything's fine! Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.14,0:22:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It's this guy's fault for putting ideas in my head. Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.23,0:22:54.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I might start crying, is that okay? Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.74,0:22:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Be quiet! Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.41,0:22:58.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Shit! Stay cool! Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.14,0:23:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no. The Doctor is in a dilemma Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.90,0:23:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Is there something that can put him at lease? Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.75,0:23:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Doctor, take this! Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.19,0:23:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that? Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.95,0:23:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Psychiatrics use this toy in therapy sessions. Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.71,0:23:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Chappie, the baby squirrel! Play with me! Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.54,0:23:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. He's supposed to calm me down. Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.23,0:23:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Chappie. You've calmed me down. Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.88,0:23:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,After I've finished the examination, I'll play with you. Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.06,0:23:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Mr. Otakara, it's time to begin. Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.62,0:23:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.05,0:23:43.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Hima: Means "bored" or "free." Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.93,0:23:47.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Shiritori: A Japanese word game where you think of a word that starts with the letter the previous word ended with, but it can also mean "take the butt." Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.32,0:23:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Now just relax... Think pleasant thoughts. Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.76,0:23:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Chappie's "C" stands for c*ck sucking! Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.85,0:23:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay still now... "C"? Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.48,0:24:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Chappie wants to play shiritori. Well, first off, there's A... A... Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.55,0:24:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Stay still. Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.71,0:24:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Anus! Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.49,0:24:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,S... Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.64,0:24:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Scat fetish paw! Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.79,0:24:15.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Wax dripping! Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.54,0:24:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,G-spot! Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.54,0:24:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Literally means "lewdness" Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.05,0:24:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.88,0:24:18.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Doctor, not there! Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.84,0:24:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,So you brought this pet home with you? Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.75,0:24:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like he can't bring forth\Nhis true powers in the hospital. Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.58,0:24:32.61,Default,,0,0,0,,His true powers"? Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.56,0:24:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,My true profession is a realistic erotic squirrel-type,\Ndaily home-use sex droid. Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.08,0:24:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.10,0:24:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready? It's filming. Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.71,0:24:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Make a sexy face. Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.88,0:24:55.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if I got any good ones? Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.41,0:24:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, this is the first time\Nwe've taken a picture together. Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.76,0:25:01.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I want to take more now. Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.60,0:25:05.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, my mom says she wants to see a picture of us together. Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.31,0:25:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! This one looks good. Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.80,0:25:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,To your mom?! Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.10,0:25:12.67,Default,,0,0,0,,They're vacationing on New Years, so I can't visit my family. Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.93,0:25:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So we should give both of our families something instead. Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.54,0:25:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Harada? Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.58,0:25:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... My parents died when I was little.\NAnd my other relatives are also gone. Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.97,0:25:34.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So I don't have anyone I can call "family". I wish\NI could have introduced you to my family. Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.14,0:25:36.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada... Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.38,0:25:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Top picture: For the Otakara family; Bottom picture: For the Harada family Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.75,0:25:40.06,Default,,0,0,0,,So didn't have to develop this one for your family? Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.97,0:25:47.94,Default,,0,0,0,,The Eve was one day away. And the city was a buzz\Nwith shopping for presents. But as for Harada... Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.23,0:25:50.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What should I do about his present? Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.67,0:25:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,What would the President want most of all?\NUsually cheesy couples like you guys would do... Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.32,0:25:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I give you the gift of me! Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.75,0:26:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! What a pleasant surprise! Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.27,0:26:03.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't'cha do that? Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.58,0:26:08.88,Default,,0,0,0,,But you already did that for his birthday, right?\NYou made me carry the box. Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.45,0:26:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,"Kumagai is the bearer of useless information,"\Nis what Harada thought to himself. Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.44,0:26:14.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, think of something yourself! Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.72,0:26:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh well... It shouldn't matter what\Npresent you get him at this point. Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.58,0:26:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He has someone to share his Christmas with. Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.54,0:26:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,For Kazuhiko, that's the best present he could ever hope for. Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.65,0:26:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got an idea, I'm having a Christmas Eve party. Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.80,0:26:43.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You should come together! Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.57,0:26:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have some real cuties up on\Nthe stage. It'll be a special gay night. Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.23,0:26:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mama, don't tell me, are you gay? Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.38,0:26:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... I haven't really thought about that... Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.58,0:26:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, on Christmas Eve... Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.06,0:27:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I never got him à present. Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.93,0:27:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,There's couples as far as the eye can see. Dialogue: 0,0:27:04.93,0:27:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if we're standing out too much? I'm sure to\Nmost people... we look like a boss and his employee. Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.52,0:27:15.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That makes me sad. Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.32,0:27:21.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Then how about this, Harada?\NI actually have something I want to give you. Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.41,0:27:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations! Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.58,0:27:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! What is all this? Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.45,0:27:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Harada... will you accept this? Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.97,0:27:53.77,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.28,0:27:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Paper: Adoption slip for Harada Ryuu Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.67,0:27:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,We will no longer be boss and employee. Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.49,0:28:05.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I will give you the gift of family.\NWill you give your future to me? Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.33,0:28:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.32,0:28:20.23,Default,,0,0,0,,And thus, the President and Harada gave\Neach other the gift called "forever". Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.27,0:28:31.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi Mom.\NYes, I'm very happy right now. Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.21,0:28:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, I have a Christmas present for you. Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.16,0:28:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,From today on... you have... a new grandson. Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.27,0:28:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Their bond was intensified even more deeply. Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.51,0:28:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,The President and Harada, who entered a familial contract on\NChristmas, decided to go on a honeymoon overseas for New Years. Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.71,0:29:03.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, I love first class! The amenities we get up\Nhere in the air are just like a five-star hotel. Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.84,0:29:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my? How strange.\NUm, excuse me, Miss... Dialogue: 0,0:29:10.67,0:29:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Is something the matter, Sir? Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.75,0:29:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it seems that I'm the only one who didn't get condoms... Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.01,0:29:20.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Con...? Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.28,0:29:22.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn the plane around at once! Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.45,0:29:24.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President... Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.71,0:29:29.10,Default,,0,0,0,,See you next Hattenba Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.32,0:29:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Kachou no Koi! 49734

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