Original subtitles

Note: The term "madara" describes people who were not evolved from apes, so the translator left it as "madara".

Sorry to say this, but...

...although my intellectual level is high, I'm not very good at explaining things to people in simple terms.

People tell me my explanations are too brief.

So he acknowledges it? That's a first...

That's why... I've arranged for this guy to answer your questions.

Hey there. I'm Madarame Yonekuni.

I'm Kunimasa's big brother.

Um, so, can I ask one question then?

I suppose you have an explanation as to why I'm dressed like this, right?

But it suits you.

Round 1

Fight!

This guy has a severe case of misandry!

It's practically a disease!

It is my sincere wish that every other man on this planet drop dead.

Are you...

...trying to consign me to some unspeakably hideous fate?! You heartless brute!

That's why I had you dress like that.

A little cross-dressing is all it takes to soothe him? That's just as unnerving!

It makes him feel better.

What did you say?!

Now, now, there's no need to be scared. I appreciate the effort.

More importantly, you guys haven't done it yet?

Kunimasa, he doesn't have your scent on him at all.

Just... leave that issue alone.

Your scent is too weak, it's not just jamming his signals at all.

I can see his soul right through my glasses.

The problem is that Noririn here doesn't understand how grave the situation is, or how to deal with it.

To put your current situation simply,

you're going around buck naked with a sign on your back that says,

Word on his back: Be my guest

Be... my... guest.

"I'm a premium Returner to Ancestry. Everyone, please fuck me."

In that condition, it's only a matter of time before someone makes a move on you at a street corner.

What should I do then? How can I change?

Container: Anti-bacterial wipes

I'm a bacteria now?!

That skirt is the only reason you're still alive!

Do not despair, there is still hope.

From this point on, you will undergo a period of training to gain complete control of your scent.

A samurai...?

For 50,000 yen?

You're charging him?

You're a disgrace to charitable samurai everywhere.

I-I'll pay on the installment plan.

Pleasure doing business with you.

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Donna kotoba mo yowaku tobitatsu koto sae mo dekizu ni

No words are strong enough, and I can't even take flight.

Translation: Tetris no Miko

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Sashi nobeta te wa nani mo tsukamenu mama suri nukete yuku

My outstretched hands finds nothing to hold onto, and just slips away.

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Nani mo kamo nakusesou na kono shoudou hold me

I've got this impulse like I could lose everything. Hold me.

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Kowashiteku you ni kowasaretainda tsunagaru koto o kowagarazu

I want to break myself down, unafraid of being connected.

I want to link with you even if you sacrifice all my blood

I want to link with you even if you sacrifice all my blood

Kono chishiki mo kono kioku mo mina kanaguri sute

I'll fling away all my knowledge, all my memories,

Sore demo boku wa tatteirareru deshou

And even so, I know I'll still be standing.

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Kono omoi to kono itami ga sou boku no subete

My feelings and my pain are everything to me.

In this sentence, "the man" is the antecedent, and "the street" is...

Ideals never coincide with reality.

Hey! Madarame Yonekuni.

Wake up!

Sensei, I don't get it!

Of course you don't, idiot, you were asleep!

All right, I'll say it one more time so listen good!

In lane theree, Teijuku Junior High 1st Year, Madarame Yonekuni.

My misfortune was meeting him in the first place.

That maniac first crush in junior high prompted me to test in to the same high school as the guy I loved.

Um, you're Madarame Yonekuni, right? You did swimming at Teijuku?

I don't want any guys talking to me.

At that moment, my first love was shattered to pieces.

Fujiwara!

I'm begging you, man!

There's a really important disciplinary committee meeting after school, can you tell Madarame?

He was out in the hallway a second ago talking to some girls.

Background text: A sound effect meaning "menacing atmosphere"

Come on, don't be so cold! You know his cruelty against other men!

Then what the hell is that punch perm for? You're on the verge of extinction.

Note: "A punch perm" is a male hairstyle in Japan that was popular among yakuza, mobsters, etc. It is extremely rare now.

Leave my haircut out of this!

Note: Shiro is class president.

Look, you've gotta do this, Pres! You're the only one he's friends with!

We're not friends...

But you're always eating lunch together!

Excuse me, Yonekuni-senpai is in this class, isn't he?

Yonekuni? You mean Madarame?

Do you need to talk to him?

Uh, yeah, well, it's kind of a private matter...

Come on, Pres, don't let me down!

This makes no sense, senpai!

What the hell does "suppress your soul" even mean?

This kid is Tsuburaya Norio, a.k.a Noririn.

This wholesome high school student joined the ranks of the madararui just a few days ago.

He's a top-class, premium quality Returner to Ancestry, but he's currently undergoing some special training.

I understand that it's hard for you to get used to being a madararui, but you really are clumsy.

Slow-witted children learn best when they experience things for themselves.

Look.

Wh-what should I do, Yonekuni-senpai?

The easiest solution is having sex with Kunimasa.

Then you'd be able to enter his sphere of control.

Sex... you say?

Anyway, the first thing you have to do is talk to Kunimasa and get him to stop using his blind.

Blind?

It's basically like a blindfold.

A heavy seed male can emit a pheromone that ensures that his preferred female doesn't start making eyes at other males.

Background text: Arrrrrgh!

How dare he, he never even asked me!

You're truly loved, Noririn.

And your soul's leaking out again.

So why aren't you having sex with him?

It's complicated. Please don't ask.

Sorry!

Thanks.

Huh? This ring... and the bangle...

Yonekuni-senpai gave these to me...

Hey, President. What're you doing up here?

What?

It's lunchtime so I came looking for you.

You really, truly don't need to bother at all on my behalf.

We're eating lunch together.

We're best friends, but only on the surface.

Ever since we got into the same class our second year...

Hey, you're, um... the class president, right?

No, no, don't bother telling me your name, I'll just forget it.

I'll just call you President.

He didn't even remember what had happened that day, much less my name.

But I was so happy he was talking to me...

Anyway, be my friend, okay?

Just pretending is fine, of course.

I really can't stand guys,

but you know, things get a bit inconvenient for me if there isn't at least one in the class I can talk to.

Do me a favor, yeah?

What a freaking joke.

Of course, I'm the only one who still agreed to it after being spoken to so rudely...

But I did manage to get him to eat lunch with me in exchange for me saying yes.

Man, it's cold here.

Ahhh, freezing!

Yeah, but using your sweatpants as a scarf? Really?

I'm seriously cold! My body temperature just won't budge.

What are you, a reptile?

...what?

You're pretty sharp, President.

Even though he's just a monkey, sometimes this guy really hits the nail on the head...

I guess it means even monkeys can have a good instincts.

He couldn't be madararui, right...?

I did a thorough check before I chose him for this role, I couldn't be wrong...

That freshman who was with you on the roof just now, wasn't he a boy?

What happened to your man phobia?

Oh, you mean Noririn?

Noririn?

He's special.

Cool it.

Don't lose it.

Calm down.

Damn, it's raining. And I have work today!

If he find out how I really feel, he won't even let me pretend to be his friend anymore.

...and then that guy helped me up.

But you know, I think he was glaring at me.

What do you think?

I think he might actually be in love with Yonekuni-senpai or something.

That's gotta be tough, with how much Yonekuni-senpai hates men.

He's so popular with all the girls, too.

Oh, yeah! There was something he told me.

You need to stop that "blind" thing...

until then, he said, there's no point in trying to do any training...

Hey, would you shut up for a second? I'm trying to write my essay.

What the hell? You're the one who asked me to get on your back.

Yeah, and you've got your freaking ears and tail sticking up.

If all it takes is a whiff on my scent to make your soul come out, you can forget about me stopping the blind.

Jeez...

Fuck, forget the crap about controlling your soul!

Can you at least be able to do a little foreplay?!

Sorry!

Where's your umbrella? Did you walk here without one?

Here, dry off...

I know. I had a feeling you'd be coming today.

Shiro, I was...

Ousho, I didn't know you were here.

Are you busy?

No. Did you need something?

I got free tickets to the pool and was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Ousho?

Your mom's worried about you. She says you seem depressed.

Sorry...

So. You coming?

Huh?

To the pool.

I got tickets, remember?

Oh, right. Yeah, sure.

Hey, I'm here, Noririn!

You're scared of water?

Yeah. It's really weird.

Haven't you ever taken a bath?

Well, I don't mind. It just makes it more pungent.

Makes what more pungent? Keep your nasty fetishes to yourself!

Anyway, seeing a large body of water always gives me the chills.

What? Who the hell's that guy?

So basically you want to declare that you were messing around and secretly filtering in the pool with another man behind my back?

How can going to a public pool with a friend get so distorted...?

Norio?

Please refrain from committing lewd acts in this establishment, sir.

His shirt: The Village House Pub

Quit flirting in my workplace, it's irritating.

Hey, Madarame...

Now now.

Jeez, this place is full of stupid customers. I can't take it.

Get your hands off my beer and go earn your paycheck!

Why did you come here of all places? To show off?

Don't flatter yourself. We have a right to eat wherever we want to.

Why me?

It's miserable enough today with the rain...

Especially for you.

Why especially?

Ever since he was little he's fainted or almost died when it rains.

You're taking too much, little brother.

Well, in your case, Noririn, you're probably just becoming more cat-like.

Cat-like... Then you can't either?

I can swim.

How?

Because I'm half-snake.

My dad was a werecat, and Mom was a snake's eyes.

You've got some monkey blood in you, so you should be okay with water once you get used to it.

Really?

Then I guess I'd better get used to it in time for summer vacation!

I'll coach you.

It would be a disgrace to all werecats if you drowned clumsily.

Just admit you don't want him to go with another guy.

The pool, eh? I haven't gone swimming in a long time.

Okay! Then let's all go to the pool together!

"All"? You mean me, too?

Of course!

Sorry about that, Kunimasa dear.

The pool with my brother?

Let go, I said! Stop being such a baby!

Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.

Ahhh, good to be back at the pool.

I never should have invited you, Yonekuni-senpai!

33 degrees. Warmer then other pools.

It's already been six years since that day I quit swimming.

The truth is I love water.

It feels cozy below the surface.

I'd stay here forever if I could.

Swimming came as naturally to me as breathing.

I wasn't interested in what those incompetent middle and ligh seeds said about me behind my back.

But in the end, you realize there's always someone better then you out there.

The whole thing started feeling absurd and I quit swimming.

Senpai, you're amazing! You were down there for so long!

Don't get cocky. Be sure to take your temperature!

I lost some body heat...

If a person's body temperature drops below 30, his heart will stop.

Because it's 33 degrees now, that means three degrees lower and I'll be dead.

Hey! Are you okay!

God damn it.

The last person I'll see on this earth is a guy?

If it had been a girl I would've taken some of her warmth, even by force...

Why are you so cold?

He's a dog. They say dogs have high body heat.

Madarame-kun!

No... I'm wrong. He's not a dog...

He's a...

President?

You were here, too?

Are you leaving now?

I'm doing swimming, now I'm going to the weight room.

If I'd gotten here a little earlier, I could have watched you swim.

Huh? Watch me?

What's so exciting about watching another man swim?

I don't know, really...

Ho-ho, President, so you have a girlfriend.

You've got a nice big hickey right here, sucked until it bruised.

Shiro!

You're early. My meeting isn't over yet.

Ousho...

Madarame...

Who the hell're you?

That's okay. I'll kill some time until then.

With this guy?

Er, no, Madarame's here on his own...

If you're gonna be spending time with him, just go home.

Well, I'm out of here, President.

Madarame...

See ya tomorrow.

Hey, I've seen you before.

Are you Madarame?

You set a new record in junior high a long time ago.

What the hell is this, a tattoo?

They let you get away with this?

Is your coach out of his mind?

I'm not swimming anymore, mind your own damn business!

Not so fast. I'm not finished!

What's with this flashy hair? You some kind of faggot?

Leave him alone!

Shiro!

And you, Aogiri!

I'm surprised at you, hanging out with a guy like this. Stay away from him.

He doesn't even know how to show respect to his elders.

Wh-What the hell? Let go of my hand!

Hair caught in some dirty old guy's fist... is disgusting!

This is an unlucky day.

I always turn on the heater in the winter, but never turn on the AC in the summer.

When it's unbearably hot I turn the dehumidifier on, but I still set it at 30 degrees.

The rainy season is especially rough,

so I have a natural "body temperature self-regulator" come over and regulate my body temperature, as well.

Yonekuni, does this feel good?

Yeah, real good.

It's just that recently I've been getting bored of this sex that's nothing more then a pre-sleep routine.

Come on, make me moan with pleasure.

My brain is so used to having sex that it's stagnating.

I want someone to make me go wild and lose all control, make me so hot that I melt...

Why him?

He looks so hot!

Madarame?

It was my fault. You had to cut your hair.

Don't touch me!

Isn't it really cold in here?

Hadn't noticed.

See? See? I told you it was definitely going to rain!

Yeah, well, not like we can help it. Class is class.

Ugh, these wet clammy clothes are gross. I'm taking this off.

Keep it on!

Are you retarded?

Kunimasa?

They're on first name terms?

Did you just get here? You're late.

Your body's putting on a naughty little display here.

You stupid idiot! We're at school right now, don't talk about that!

Quit-Quit looking at me, you creepy pervert.

Is it just me or is it really cold today?

I heard the AC's broken, so it's stuck on 18 degrees.

Then why don't they just turn it off?

Then it'd be too hot and muggy.

Norio.

Wear this.

Kunimasa?

Exactly what kind of relationship do you have with him?

The president looks really pale.

Maybe that was a little too harsh, even for me.

That seductive allure could never come from someone so exceedingly plain, certainly not from a guy...

This 6'4" tall paragon of seriousness with nerdy hair would never ride me and cry out with pleasure.

It was just an incredibly disturbing nightmare.

I can't even imagine President having sex at all.

Oh, but he has a girlfriend, doesn't he.

She marked him with such a dark hickey in such a visible place, she's gotta be one possessive woman.

What's she like?

She's dating him, so she's probably pretty plain... no, she's probably butt-ugly.

But still, he seems more like the type to be getting fucked rather then doing the fucking.

Doesn't this make a little more sense?

Ousho, do you want me to warm you up?

This is retarded, forget it.

"One evening, I was playing alone in front of the gate..."

I bet he gets colder with short hair.

Madarame...?

The younger... Madarame?

I'm taking him to the nurse's office.

Okay...

Damn, it's hot!

What's this, flagrant infidelity.

Idiot. It's Yonekuni.

Oh, you're right. What's wrong with him?

His body temperature got too low because of the broken AC.

Is he sick?

He was born like this. He's half snake's eye and half dragon.

Children born to two aquatic parents sometimes have very weak autonomic nervous systems.

Huh? But you're a werecat - isn't he one, too?

We're half-brothers.

Oh, sorry...

It's very common within the madararui.

You brothers are so close... Makes me kind of jealous.

Don't be silly.

If I stay this close to him, I'll...

Oh no, I'm starting to feel faint.

You smell really good, as usual.

Oh no. I might not be able to stop it.

Kunimasa, you smell so good.

My heart's going crazy.

This part between your ear and your neck is irresistible.

Makes me feel like I'm going to lose control.

Makes me want to make love to you so badly.

Cut it out, kids.

Y-Yonekuni-senpai.

Don't make me the middle of your fucking sandwich.

You're stifling me, jeez.

Are you okay, Madarame?

The freshman with the ribbons in his hair...

Um, Madarame!

This makes no sense. Why does his skin...

Yonekuni...

...seem so damn familiar to me?

I've had enough.

I'm not pretending to be your friend anymore.

I just can't keep this up with a guy.

Sorry if it sounds harsh, but you make me sick.

Don't hang around me anymore.

Koi ni ochiru sono mae ni kizuite itanda

I'd realized before I fell in love

Boku wa kimi kara keshite hanarerarenai

That I could never, ever be away from you.

Fukai yami ni ochiru you na setsunasa wa

My heart aches, like falling deep into darkness,

Itsuka hikari ga sasu koto shinjiteiru

But I believe that someday a light will shine on it.

Tsutaetai zutto tatoe kimi ga sou dare mo ai senakute mo

I want to tell you always, even if you can't bring yourself to love anyone,

Deatta ima ga shinjitsu

That this moment now, when we met, is the real truth.

Sonto no omoi dake o sakende honto no koi o oboete yuku

I'll scream only my true feelings, I'll learn what true love is,

Isuru sareta otoko no mirai ni hitosuji no hikari o motomete

Looking for a ray of light in the future of a hanged man.