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What's up, turd?

I don't like when you call me that.

Well, whatever.

But, anyways, this is Mel.

We're going to have a sleepover night, and you're not going to bother us. So,

none of that creepy shit like usual. Mel, don't fucking touch her.

You don't know what that has been.

Ew, why does he look like that?

No, he's always a good one. Look like what?

I look fine.

Anyways, we're going to go in the other room and you're not going to bother us,

okay? Those are very pretty. Are you single? No, don't fucking say that.

You're fucking so weird.

What?

We could, like,

if you're going to be here, we could play video games or something and we

could hang out. No, we don't want to hang out with you. We're going to be

doing girl things and you're not going to.

You're not going to bother us. You can do your weird shit in here, you know,

gooning, whatever the fuck you usually do, but you're not going to be talking

to us. You're not going to be bothering us.

Okay?

Okay. Yeah. You sure? Like, I could make you guys, like, some omelets or, like...

Omelets? What the fuck?

You're probably going to fuck with none of that fucking omelet. Why would I do

that? Because you're weird. You're always doing some fucking weird shit.

I'm not eating any food you're fucking making me. She's really mean to me. Oh,

yeah. Well, you probably deserve it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's weird.

Yeah. Okay, fine.

Have a good sleepover. I won't bother you.

Are you watching us?

Uh, no.

Uh, I just, uh... Oh, my God. It's my fucking stepbrother. I didn't even come

in here. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm... Uh, I just... I literally told you not to be fucking creepy and pervy.

And you're... What the... Should we call the police?

Honestly, yeah. We should call the police. You know... There's no...

There's no decent reason to do that. You don't have to do that.

You're fucking watching us. You're my fucking stepbrother.

This was an honest mistake.

This was just a... You know, I'm going to tell mom. She's going to send you to

boarding school.

Why? Why? I just... The door was open and I heard... And I was naked by

accident. That's the one thing I told you not to do was to bother us. And

you're coming in here watching us.

Wait, so you guys are, like, lesbians?

Honestly, he already saw. We should just, like, put him in a cup chair or

something. Just...

Okay, I mean... Wait, I can... You guys don't let me watch?

Yeah, but you have to sit in the corner and you have to be quiet.

Okay?

Okay.

So go sit down.

There's no chair in here.

Well, I don't know. There's that thing. Just fucking sit down and be quiet.

Like, we're... Don't interrupt us.

Okay.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

I'm the cuck.

Cucks are allowed to jerk off, right?

No, I told you to sit down and be quiet and not do anything, so... Well,

I'm not... Come on.

I don't know. I think it's kind of weird.

This is perfect.

Just stay there, okay?

Do I get to jerk off?

Yes, it cannot.

Please stay subtle.

Just don't bother.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Sorry, I just forgot.

I won't bother you. I just want to get a better look.

Okay. Just don't bother us.

Oh, my God.

God, don't touch my step out of the cup. It's so weird.

But it's nice.

Let's just play with him a little bit.

Okay, but only a little bit. He has to listen to whatever we say.

Yeah. Okay. You're not allowed to come too fast. That's gross.

I won't. I won't. I'll only come and do whatever you want. I swear. You won't

get to come until we say you can come. Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

or pussied?

Yeah. I think I might puss you off.

I'm going to put this in there.

You better not call.

We can take it together.

Uh-huh. Ride that clock.

It's kind of sloppy.

Oh, yes.

I'm coming.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Will you bend me over?

I love you, too.

I don't think you can get me.

You want me to come?

Yeah. Okay.

Six, five,

four, three,

two,

ah! I love that fucking move, right?

Uh-huh. Yeah, pretty

girl.

I hate getting sick.

I'm like a lesbian now too, right?