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Okay, guys.
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Clearly, we're gonna have
to control our thoughts in this world.
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- Absowutewy.
- Good idea.
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{\i1}This reminds me of a movie.{\i0}
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{\i1}What was the name of that movie?{\i0}
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Bert, focus.
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Sorry.
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{\i1}It had that girl in it.{\i0}
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{\i1}The one who's married
to what's-his-name in real life.{\i0}
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{\i1}Phoebe Cates.{\i0}
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{\i1}Nope, not Phoebe Cates.{\i0}
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
{\i1}Boy, that was a good movie.{\i0}
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{\i1}Ah!{\i0}
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{\i1}The pool scene
where she takes her top off.{\i0}
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{\i1}So hot.{\i0}
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Sexuality exists on a continuum.
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{\i1}True. Wob Wowe's on my continuum.{\i0}
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No, he's not.
I do not want to kiss Wob Wowe.
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{\i1}On his pouty wips.{\i0}
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{\i1}Weird that Kripke's thoughts
have a speech impediment.{\i0}
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Okay, okay. We have
to figure out where we are
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and what we need to do
to get where it is we're supposed to go.
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What Women Want. {\i1}Mel Gibson.{\i0}
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Oh, Mel Gibson wasn't married
to Phoebe Cates.
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No, it's a movie with telepathy.
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{\i1}Like what's happening with us?{\i0}
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{\i1}Oh!{\i0}
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{\i1}I'm all alone.{\i0}
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Go ahead, Stuart.
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Now, the instructions that came
with the device are a message
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from whoever's trying to help me.
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{\i1}Wook at me, PhD from Stanford,{\i0}
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{\i1}and I'm taking orders from a guy
who wuns a comic book store.{\i0}
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You wanna be in charge, Kripke?
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No, you're doing fine.
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{\i1}I'll just wait for you to fail,
then make fun of you.{\i0}
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Thank you.
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Now, according to this, the reason
we can't restore the prime universe
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to its original state
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is we're moving laterally,
when we should be moving along
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a fourth-dimensional axis.
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- Time!
- Time.
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{\i1}Keeps on slippin'
Slippin', slippin'{\i0}
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{\i1}- Into the future
- Into the future{\i0}
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You done?
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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{\i1}Look at my man taking charge.{\i0}
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{\i1}Look at Denise
looking at me taking charge.{\i0}
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All wight, boss man,
how do we accomplish this?
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So the Leonard-Sheldon thingy
was never completed.
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- It needs a steering wheel.
- A steering wheel?
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Not literally, but some kind
of control mechanism
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to get us back to the time and place
before everything went to hell.
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Too bad Wadioshack
went out of business.
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{\i1}"Wadioshack."{\i0}
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- Hey!
- Sorry.
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It's hard to not think.
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It's like you tell somebody,
"Don't think of a pink elephant..."
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{\i1}Pink elephant?{\i0}
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{\i1}See?{\i0}
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Kripke, where can we find
something like this?
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{\i1}I think I can get past the weak chin.{\i0}
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{\i1}I want his children.{\i0}
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{\i1}- Seriously?
- I wouldn't think it if I didn't mean it.{\i0}
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Aw.
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I see what to do here.
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We can jewwy-wig something
out of a satewwite controwwer.
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Mm. Where do we find
a satellite controller?
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That's easy. Engineering
department at Caltech.
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Great, then that's where we're going.
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{\i1}"Great, then that's where we're going."{\i0}
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- Real mature.
{\i1}- "Weal mature."{\i0}
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{\i1}Asshole.{\i0}
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How can I help you?
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We're here to see Howard Wolowitz.
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He's an aerospace engineer.
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One moment.
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{\i1}You smell just like my mother.{\i0}
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I'm sorry?
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{\i1}You heard me.{\i0}
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Please stop thinking.
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I don't have a Howard Wolowitz.
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- Are you sure?
- I'll check again.
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{\i1}I'm not really checking again.{\i0}
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{\i1}Just trying to be polite.{\i0}
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Nope. No Howard Wolowitz.
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Could you give us a minute?
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No problem. I'll be here.
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{\i1}Until I drop dead,
because I married a drummer,{\i0}
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{\i1}and this is the only way
we have health insurance.{\i0}
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How can Howard not be here?
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Maybe he doesn't exist
in this universe.
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She's right. I can't find
Howard Wolowitz anywhere.
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Well, keep looking.
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{\i1}Man.{\i0}
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{\i1}I'd wike to take her home,
wip her cwothes off{\i0}
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{\i1}and finish prematurely,
then cwy wike a baby{\i0}
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{\i1}when she gets in a cab and weaves.{\i0}
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Ew.
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Nope. No Howard Wolowitz anywhere.
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{\i1}Well, we're screwed.{\i0}
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Well, we're screwed.
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{\i1}Honey, we heard you.{\i0}
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Honey, we heard you.
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Hang on.
I found Bernadette Rostenkowski.
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Maybe she knows something.
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Worth a shot.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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{\i1}How'd you wike to be, uh, disappointed?{\i0}
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What is wrong with you girls?
Come on, pick up your feet.
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You're like a bunch of baby hippos.
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{\i1}Die, bitch, die.{\i0}
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You think about your mother
with that mind?
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I guess she's not a microbiologist
in this universe.
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{\i1}Your observation skills are bweathtaking.{\i0}
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- Barry, really?
- I think 'em wike I see 'em.
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All right, take five, drink some juice,
drink some vodka. I don't care.
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Can I help you?
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You don't know us?
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Were we in rehab together?
'Cause a lot of that's a blur.
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You're Bernadette Rostenkowski?
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That's my maiden name.
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My married name
is Bernadette Asshole.
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Does Mr. Asshole
possibly also go by Howard Wolowitz?
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Who?
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He's an engineer,
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wooks wike a garden gnome
with a Beatles haircut.
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Does he sell coke on the side?
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No.
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- Then I don't know him.
{\i1}- What happened to you?{\i0}
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I'll tell you what happened, Sasquatch.
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I had an alcoholic mother
try to live out her dreams
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by dressing me up,
shoving me in beauty pageants,
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feeding me diet pills to keep me skinny,
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all so I could become
Miss California Quiznos 1999.
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{\i1}- Aw.
- Sad.{\i0}
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{\i1}Quiznos. Yum.{\i0}
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Here I am, teaching pampered
little maggots how to tap,
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which is pointless,
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since the only dancing
they're ever gonna do
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is on the pole.
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{\i1}- Oh, no.
- What?{\i0}
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{\i1}- Mommy.{\i0}
- Ah, shut your brain holes.
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We're sorry to have wasted your time.
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{\i1}Wouldn't be a waste
of time if you killed me.{\i0}
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Have a great day.
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All right, future eating disorders,
let's get back to work.
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You know, in a telepathic world,
you can talk with your mouth full.
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- Tewwific.
- Check it out.
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{\i1}In a telepathic world,
you can talk with your mouth full.{\i0}
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{\i1}Yeah, I get it.{\i0}
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- Hey.
- Where you guys been?
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We need to figure out a way
into Caltech.
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Sorry, we were having sex.
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Stuart.
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I was going to think it anyway.
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{\i1}I don't need to hear any more.{\i0}
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{\i1}It was incredible.
I knew everything she wanted.{\i0}
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{\i1}It was great.
No questions, no apologies.{\i0}
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{\i1}You wouldn't believe what I finally found.{\i0}
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{\i1}Yeah, you did.{\i0}
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So what's the plan?
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It's simple. We break
into the engineering department
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and steal the components.
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{\i1}Simple, my ass.
We can't break in.{\i0}
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{\i1}And even if we could,
we don't know what we're looking for.{\i0}
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{\i1}And even if we knew,
we don't know how to put it together.{\i0}
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{\i1}And let's say we put it together,
we don't know how to operate it.{\i0}
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{\i1}And even if we figure out
how to get in,{\i0}
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{\i1}what we're looking for,
how to put it together,{\i0}
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{\i1}and how to operate it,
we don't know where we're going!{\i0}
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Any questions?
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No, I think we're good.
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How wong are we gonna
keep doing this?
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There is no trickewy in a world
with tewepathy.
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There's gotta be a way.
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Bert, think of a card.
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{\i1}Three of Clubs.{\i0}
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Thwee of Cwubs.
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Let me try again.
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{\i1}Jack of Hearts?{\i0}
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Bert, stop.
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Obviously, we need to find a way
to shield our thoughts.
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Like Magneto's helmet.
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{\i1}Oh my God, more of your comic book shit.{\i0}
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{\i1}Somebody kill me.{\i0}
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{\i1}Oh, I'd love to.{\i0}
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{\i1}- I wish I could.
- I'll hold him down.{\i0}
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Wow. Very nice. Shame on you.
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I don't mean literally Magneto's helmet,
but some kind of telepathy blocker.
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Why don't we meditate?
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You know, "Quiet the monkey mind."
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- Worth a try.
- Okay. Great.
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- I'm game.
- Why not?
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Everybody close your eyes
and follow your breath.
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In...
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Out.
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{\i1}This is dumb. I can't do this.{\i0}
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{\i1}Two yoga classes and, suddenly,
I'm Deepak Chopra...{\i0}
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{\i1}I haven't had a good bowel movement
since the cow world.{\i0}
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{\i1}All this universe hopping
can't be good for my digestion.{\i0}
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{\i1}It's basically travel,
and that's always rough...{\i0}
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{\i1}I had chili on a hot dog, and I thought,
"This is crazy."{\i0}
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{\i1}But it's not crazy 'cause it's good.{\i0}
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{\i1}Wike, I know I'm not my thoughts,
and I know my basic nature is wove,{\i0}
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{\i1}and I wove the winen pants
with the dwawstwing...{\i0}
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{\i1}...damned spot! Lady Macbeth.{\i0}
Lady and the Tramp.
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{\i1}Ladies and gentlemen,
I am trying not to fart.{\i0}
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{\i1}- Breathing in...
- And...{\i0}
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{\i1}- My dad used to own a Datsun...
- "Fee-fi-fo-fum.{\i0}
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{\i1}I smell the blood of an Englishman."
Where did that come from?{\i0}
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{\i1}Am I being charged for it?{\i0}
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{\i1}Oh, shit. I forgot
to pick up my dwy cweaning.{\i0}
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All right, let's put a pin
in meditating. What else we got?
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{\i1}I don't think this is gonna work.{\i0}
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You got a better way
to block our thoughts?
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I didn't think so.
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One, two, three.
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{\i1}Come on, Eileen{\i0}
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{\i1}Oh, I swear
Well, he means{\i0}
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{\i1}Ah, come on
Let's take off everything...{\i0}
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We were listening to it in the car.
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Real earworm.
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Oh, I get those all the time.
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{\i1}Dust in the wind{\i0}
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{\i1}All we are
Is dust in the wind{\i0}
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How can I help you?
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I'm sure you remember
we were here the other day.
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{\i1}I'm on so much medication,
I don't remember anything.{\i0}
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Yes, of course.
Nice to see you again.
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Mm. Anyway, uh, David Saltzberg
over at UCLA asked us
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to bring this over
to the engineering lab.
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Up the stairs, down the hall.
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Thank you.
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{\i1}Toora, loora, toora
Loo-rye-aye{\i0}
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{\i1}Eileen I'll hum this tune forever{\i0}
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Engineering wab should be down this hall.
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You have any idea
what we're looking for?
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Your basic variable
impedance controwwer circuit.
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{\i1}I am so full of shit.{\i0}
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{\i1}Quick, sing something.{\i0}
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{\i1}Tall and tan and young...{\i0}
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{\i1}Young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema{\i0}
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{\i1}- Goes walking and when...
- That's enough.{\i0}
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What the fuck?
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We gotta go.
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Catch their swipstream.
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{\i1}Come on, Eileen{\i0}
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Get out of the way!
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{\i1}Come on, Eileen{\i0}
252
00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:38,320
- Hey, hey!
{\i1}- Toorah, loora{\i0}
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- Can we talk about this?
{\i1}- Toora, loo-rye-aye{\i0}
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{\i1}Eileen I'll hum this tune forever{\i0}
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{\i1}Toora, loora{\i0}
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- Ooh, yum!
{\i1}- Toora, loo-rye-aye{\i0}
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00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,720
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
258
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- Oh, hang on.
- One sec.
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- Continue.
- Okay.
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Who are you?
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I asked first.
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All right, go ahead.
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This is gonna take a while.
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Yeah.
265
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,070
Are you the me that came to me
in the comic book store?
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I thought you were the me
that came to me in the comic book store.
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All wight, all wight.
Before we go any further,
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I just want to point out,
you, sir, are one handsome bwoke.
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Right back at you.
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We don't have time for this.
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We're on a mission
to save the universe.
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Oh, who isn't?
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An alternate version of me told me
that I'm the only one who can fix things.
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Well, he lied, 'cause ta-da!
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We have the device.
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So do we.
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Well, this is a pickle.
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The way I see it,
there's a couple of possibilities.
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Lay it on me, my brother.
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The Stuart from the other universe
didn't trust the first Stuart,
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so he also sent a Stuart
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from another universe on the same mission
as a failsafe.
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That's clever.
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- Or...
- Enough talk!
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Every minute we waste arguing,
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the fabric of reality
is at risk of collapse!
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Get the device.
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Don't make this difficult.
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00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,930
What did you do?
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I'm not gonna mess with that guy!
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We gotta follow him.
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Now what?
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I could eat.
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{\i1}Sun is shining
In the sky...{\i0}
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No, thank you.
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Hit the switch! Hit the switch!
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{\i1}And don't you know{\i0}
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- Here we go!
{\i1}- It's a beautiful new day{\i0}
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Oh, no.
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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,260
I think you mean, "Oh, neigh."
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Hey. Hey.
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