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Erev tov. My name, Captain Erran Morad.

Today, we learn defense from radical Islam terror.

Picture the scene.

You are chained to a radiator, naked with a bag over your head.

All of a sudden, terrorists break in and kidnap you,

completely ruining your birthday party.

Yalla. What we waiting for?

Let's go.

My name Erran Morad.

I was in the Mossad for--

I mean, I was not in the Mossad for 13 years.

I here to teach you Krav Maga. Who are you?

My name is Jason Spencer.

I'm a state representative in the Georgia General Assembly.

That's the House of Representatives.

Jason Spencer, a Republican,

threatened his former Democratic colleague

after she criticized his support

of Confederate monuments on Facebook.

Representative Jason Spencer says his bill

is definitely in response to mass terrorists.

House Bill 3 would make it illegal

for people to conceal their faces in public.

I don't call it a burka ban.

I call it an anti-masking statute.

-Okay. -Okay, because--

-Politically correct. -Because in the United--

Well, to win in the legal system,

you cannot-- you cannot be against the First Amendment.

See, this is how the Muslims in the country

are using our First Amendment against them.

You have to fight fire with fire.

Yeah, so do you know how to spot the difference

between somebody who is a terrorist in a burka

and the normal woman in a burka?

I cannot tell.

-We have developed a technique. -Mm-hmm.

Do you want to know how to do this?

Sure. Absolutely.

♪ heavy metal music ♪

We take a selfie stick,

and we take a photo underneath.

It is the same that you do with the car.

Mm-hmm.

These are photos that I took.

Mm-hmm.

Look at these. This was a man.

-Yeah. -What is that?

It looks like a Glock .45. Yeah.

You recognize this guy?

I recognize the gun.

I do not know whether this is a woman

or a man with a explosive.

We pretend to be

a Chinese tourist...

because the Chinese are always taking selfie.

Okay.

Convince him or her that you are Chinese. Go.

[imitating speaking Chinese]

Konnichi wa.

Red Dragon.

Beijing. Hong Kong.

Hong Kong. Sushi.

Ah, I see there. Is this a Red Dragon?

Do you speak Chinese?

Ho Chi Minh City.

[Mumbles] Thank you. Thank you.

Red Dragon, chopstick.

Sushi, sushi. [Mumbles]

Good. Let's look at the picture.

It's not a terrorist.

♪ heavy metal music ♪

Because of who you are,

you could be the victim of kidnapping by ISIS.

You have two second to attract attention.

How do you attract attention?

You start screaming.

Take your clothes off.

In America, there is one forbidden word.

It is the N-word.

Now, I am going to be the terrorist.

You have three seconds to attract attention.

Go!

Nigger! Nigger! Nigger! Nigger!

Wait! Are you crazy?

The N-word is nooni, not this word.

This word is disgusting.

Got it.

♪ heavy metal music ♪

ISIS are scared of being seen as homo.

-You know what it mean, homo? -Yeah, yeah.

If your buttock touch them,

it mean they have become a...

Homosexual.

Now I am going to teach you

how to use your buttocks to intimidate ISIS.

Hmm.

Show me the buttock. No, trousers down.

[zipper opens]

Okay. Go.

America!

Good.

One more time, but louder with "America."

America! [grunts]

Good.

We say in the Mossad-- I mean, not in the Mossad--

"If you want to win, you show some skin."

Okay.

Okay. Show it to me.

Now try to touch me.

I'll touch you.

I'll touch you with my buttocks!

I'll touch you!

You better drop the gun, or I'll touch you!

USA!

Okay. Stop. You have to remind me,

"If I touch you, you will become a homosexual."

Okay.

Okay? Now try to touch me. Go!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Ah!

Go! Go, go!

Ah! Ah!

USA!

USA, motherfucker.

Okay, Jason, you show me your weapon.

Go.

I'll touch you! I'll make you a homosexual!

You drop that gun right now! USA!

-Okay. -USA!