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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:46,833 [Adapted from Yao-Chinese Folktales: Nobody] 2 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:56,090 Timing and Subtitles by the I'm Nobody! Who are you? Team @ viki.com. 3 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,941 A monster! 4 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:53,226 Lord Monster, my basket is full of cakes. 5 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,659 They're fresh out of the oven. Take them all! 6 00:02:54,683 --> 00:02:56,810 Spare my life! 7 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:59,769 Hand over everything you've got! 8 00:03:02,775 --> 00:03:04,768 - Is this all? - Business has been slow lately. 9 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:07,679 I haven't made much money. 10 00:03:07,703 --> 00:03:10,089 This outfit looks nice. 11 00:03:10,113 --> 00:03:12,920 - This... - Can't bear to part with it? 12 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:15,393 Listen up. 13 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,851 From now on, bring good food and drinks here every month. 14 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,435 If you don't show up... 15 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:25,841 You'll end up just like this! 16 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:33,876 What are you doing? 17 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,934 What's all this racket in the middle of the day? So noisy! 18 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,309 Who the hell do you think you are? 19 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,293 Wait, who are you? 20 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:43,210 Me? 21 00:03:43,234 --> 00:03:46,135 Great King Cave. No. 9527. 22 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:49,018 So, you're from Great King Cave. My apologies. 23 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,526 - Where do you hang out? - Me? I'm on my own. 24 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:53,434 A wild one, huh? 25 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,168 Wild rascal... 26 00:03:55,192 --> 00:03:56,793 A wild brat like you dares to rob people here? 27 00:03:56,817 --> 00:03:59,902 I won't do it again. I swear I won't. 28 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,268 Let me tell you something. 29 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:05,018 All of Mount Langlang belongs to Great King Cave. 30 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:07,201 - Understand? - Crystal clear. 31 00:04:07,225 --> 00:04:09,976 Crow. Crow. 32 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,426 He's my childhood friend. Please, give him a break. 33 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:14,351 [9981] Oh. You're from the kitchen, right? 34 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:16,418 Yes. 35 00:04:16,442 --> 00:04:19,851 I'm only doing this for Toad's sake. 36 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:24,393 [9981] 37 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:27,518 I've taken the exam for three years. I was always cut in the first round. 38 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,393 If I don't get into Great King Cave this year, 39 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,018 I'll have to go back to my hometown. 40 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:34,226 Well, you've got the skills, but you don't have any connections. 41 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,876 But there's hope this time. 42 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,976 Two days ago, my second uncle was promoted to Executive Deputy Kitchen Supervisor. 43 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,351 Perform well today, 44 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:43,209 and I'll have him put in a word with Coach Bear for you. 45 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:45,018 Maybe you'll get in. 46 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:46,434 Really? 47 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,938 It'll be real once you scrub the pots. 48 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,376 This cloth is completely useless. The grease is too thick. 49 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,059 Coach Bear told us to wipe it like this. 50 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,934 What else can we do? 51 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,823 Watch me. 52 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,617 Whoa, your boar bristles are powerful! 53 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:12,476 Isn't it usually just one pot? 54 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,126 Why are we scrubbing four today? 55 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:17,126 Don't you know? The king held a meeting this morning. 56 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,768 He said Monk Tang and his disciples are coming. 57 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,084 The pots are for stewing them. 58 00:05:21,108 --> 00:05:23,809 Monk Tang? Who's Monk Tang? 59 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,418 They say Monk Tang's flesh is special. 60 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,268 Eating it makes you immortal. 61 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:28,543 Immortal? 62 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,718 Keep it down! 63 00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:33,576 Hey, if I perform well, could I get a piece of Monk Tang's flesh? 64 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,101 What are you thinking? 65 00:05:35,125 --> 00:05:36,601 That's only for the king. 66 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:39,601 Even someone at Coach Bear's level won't even get a sip of the soup. 67 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:43,125 Hey. You've been scrubbing for ages, but it's not working. 68 00:05:44,305 --> 00:05:45,918 You've scrubbed your bristles bald. 69 00:05:45,942 --> 00:05:47,451 It's fine, I still have some on my head. 70 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:49,563 The hair on my head is even stiffer. 71 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,673 You've had the stiffest hair since childhood. 72 00:05:57,355 --> 00:06:00,104 Welcome, Great King! 73 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:07,018 This looks like it hasn't been scrubbed at all. 74 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:09,809 Take him away. Give him 40 lashes. 75 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:15,584 Spare me, My Lord! Spare me! 76 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,184 Still so much grease! 77 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:19,839 Scrape all the scales off his body! 78 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,141 Show-off. 79 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,575 Where's my calligraphy? 80 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:52,793 Calligraphy? 81 00:06:52,817 --> 00:06:55,200 Where's my grandfather's calligraphy? 82 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,416 Where's my great-grandfather's calligraphy? 83 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,384 Kill them both! 84 00:07:09,408 --> 00:07:11,883 Spare us, Your Majesty! 85 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,709 - So hard! - Run! 86 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,717 After them! 87 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:29,425 [9981] 88 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:42,037 Here! 89 00:07:42,733 --> 00:07:44,101 Hurry, hurry! Get inside! 90 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,434 No! 91 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:48,117 It's too small! How do we get in? 92 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,518 What are you waiting for? Chase them! 93 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,074 On it! 94 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,141 Where are we going? 95 00:08:21,714 --> 00:08:23,309 Where is this? 96 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,643 My little den. 97 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,209 What do we do? 98 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:30,351 What are we going to do now? 99 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:31,876 Ask your second uncle to help us out. 100 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,059 Is there still a chance? 101 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,251 My second uncle? 102 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:36,101 He can't even save himself. 103 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,726 Initially, he said that... after the king eats Monk Tang's flesh, 104 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,751 he'd scrape some scraps from the pot for me. 105 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:43,188 Now it's all over. 106 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,809 Let's go. 107 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,293 Where to? 108 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:49,445 We'll leave Mount Langlang. 109 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:53,376 I had a decent, respectable job. 110 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,268 Now it's all gone. 111 00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:57,743 It's all your fault! All your fault! 112 00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,476 Give me back my place in Great King Cave! 113 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,876 Give me back my place in Great King Cave! 114 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,268 Fine! 115 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,476 Then let's go catch Monk Tang. 116 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,684 What do you mean? 117 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,293 Isn't Monk Tang still on his way? 118 00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:09,643 We'll go meet him. 119 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:11,768 Strike first to gain the upper hand. 120 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,351 Are you kidding me? 121 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,684 I'm serious. 122 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,500 - Beat them to it? - Yeah. 123 00:09:16,524 --> 00:09:17,975 Are you crazy? 124 00:09:17,999 --> 00:09:19,584 The king will kill us both. 125 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,809 Isn't he going to kill us anyway? 126 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:25,563 Let's take a gamble. Maybe we'll gain immortality first. 127 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,093 Monk Tang will pass Tihuan Cave first. 128 00:09:49,117 --> 00:09:51,826 Do you think the demons there will strike first? 129 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:53,966 So, we have to hurry. 130 00:09:55,512 --> 00:10:03,512 [Nobody] 131 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,976 Hurry! Quick! 132 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,334 Did you see that? 133 00:10:11,358 --> 00:10:14,531 - I saw it. - This is outrageous! 134 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:21,234 - What are you doing? - Whoa! 135 00:10:21,258 --> 00:10:22,976 How are there still so many demons? 136 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,559 Morality is in decline. Morality is in decline! 137 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,768 In broad daylight... How can a demon let himself be bullied? 138 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:32,679 Don't touch me! I'm not afraid of you! 139 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,268 Where's your dignity as a demon? 140 00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:37,434 I was so hungry. 141 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,868 I came in to find some food... and then he caught me. 142 00:10:39,892 --> 00:10:42,001 You useless thing! Where are you from? 143 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:43,376 Tihuan Cave. 144 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,459 With such a strong background, you're still afraid of him? 145 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:47,543 You're an embarrassment to your king! 146 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:50,501 My king is dead. 147 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,351 - Since when? - Just today. 148 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,501 All the demons in Tihuan Cave were killed. 149 00:10:54,525 --> 00:10:55,976 I'm the only one who escaped. 150 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,834 - Who did it? - Sun Wu Kong. 151 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,167 Who is Sun Wu Kong? 152 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,001 You don't know Sun Wu Kong? 153 00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:02,709 Are you even a demon? 154 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:05,783 Shut up! Don't interrupt, I'm not asking you! 155 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,951 - Come back! - I want to live! 156 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,209 Go on, tell us. 157 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,084 Sun Wu Kong is Monk Tang's disciple. 158 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,934 Are a few ordinary monks that powerful? 159 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,101 Ordinary? 160 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:21,243 On this journey to the West, Sun Wu Kong has killed countless demons. 161 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:24,193 Wiping you out... would be a piece of cake for them. 162 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,210 Scared now? 163 00:11:25,234 --> 00:11:27,643 The four of them are in the capital right now. 164 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,043 The king is hosting a ten-day banquet in their honor. 165 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,293 I didn't expect to find remnant demons like you here. 166 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:32,585 I'm not afraid of you anymore. 167 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,835 One strike of my gong, and the whole village will know you're here. 168 00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:37,276 Sun Wu Kong will be here in a flash. You believe me? 169 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,019 Where's my gong? 170 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,751 Wait, hang on. Don't do that. 171 00:11:42,775 --> 00:11:45,184 We aren't local demons. We're just passing through. 172 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,251 No way! Where's my mallet? 173 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,951 Sir! Please don't do this! 174 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,768 There's no need for that. Really. 175 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,226 Don't mind him. 176 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,226 Sir. Let's talk this through. 177 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,750 We'll leave right now, all right? 178 00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:59,067 Toad! Where's your dignity? 179 00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:02,892 Sir... Why do Monk Tang and his disciples 180 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,892 want to go to the West for the sutras? 181 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,876 Because you can become a Buddha if you get the sutras! 182 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,101 Your status would be completely different. 183 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,876 Why else would a demon as powerful as Sun Wu Kong 184 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:15,018 obediently follow Monk Tang to get the sutras? 185 00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:16,793 Sun Wu Kong is a demon too? 186 00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:19,601 That's right. Sun Wu Kong is just a monkey. 187 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,418 Zhu Ba Jie is just a pig demon. 188 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,460 Even the horse they ride is a transformed demon. 189 00:12:24,484 --> 00:12:27,793 Th-Then why do they want to be Buddhas so badly? 190 00:12:27,817 --> 00:12:31,709 Once you're a Buddha, everyone has to look up to you. 191 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:32,934 Can you live forever? 192 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:35,618 That's a given. 193 00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:38,018 Not working? I'm ringing the gong! 194 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,451 Got it! 195 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,301 Get moving! 196 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,352 Move it! Move it! 197 00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,101 Don't even think about slacking off! 198 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,351 Hurry up! 199 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,934 I'm confiscating these two spears. 200 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:52,642 If I see you lurking around here again, I'll beat you up every time I see you. 201 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,399 It's all over. 202 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,871 We're completely doomed this time. 203 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:09,692 Not necessarily. 204 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,916 Catch Tang San Zang. 205 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,093 A foolish toad lusting after Monk Tang's flesh! 206 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,012 I'm so stupid. 207 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,315 So naive. 208 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,809 Don't touch me. 209 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,701 You're a wild demon. You don't care. 210 00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,701 I can never go back now. 211 00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:38,101 I won't even see my second uncle again. 212 00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,168 You've ruined my whole life. 213 00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:41,809 Aren't you full of clever ideas? 214 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,251 Why don't you say we should go on a pilgrimage with Tang San Zang? 215 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:46,518 Why don't you say we should go back and kill the Great King? 216 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,834 Say it! Go on, say it! Say it! 217 00:13:48,858 --> 00:13:51,142 - That's it! - What? 218 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,501 The pilgrimage is a great idea. 219 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:55,309 Are you out of your mind? 220 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,351 A pilgrimage with Tang San Zang? 221 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,834 I think we can pretend to be them and go on the pilgrimage ourselves. 222 00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:02,168 Look. Don't they have a pig? 223 00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,559 I can play that part. You play Tang San Zang. 224 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,409 Then we'll find two more, form a team, and go together. 225 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,293 - What do you think? - You're crazy. 226 00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:11,168 Then we'll reach the West before they do. 227 00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:12,393 Get the sutras and become Buddhas. 228 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,867 Immortality! 229 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,101 Let me tell you something. I'd rather go back and surrender. 230 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,809 Even if Coach Bear throws me off a cliff, 231 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,959 I will never go on a pilgrimage with you. 232 00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:24,167 I'm going back right now. 233 00:14:24,191 --> 00:14:25,792 I'm going back to scrubbing my pots. 234 00:14:25,816 --> 00:14:28,859 First you said to eat Monk Tang's flesh, now you say to go on a pilgrimage. 235 00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:31,158 I don't believe a word you say! 236 00:14:39,191 --> 00:14:41,167 Why didn't you even try to stop me? 237 00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:43,792 Aren't you afraid I'll go back to my death? 238 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:44,917 Let me ask you this. 239 00:14:44,941 --> 00:14:46,309 Even if we go on this pilgrimage, 240 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,001 what if Monk Tang and his crew catch us? 241 00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:50,942 Didn't that villager say... the king is hosting a ten-day banquet? 242 00:14:50,966 --> 00:14:52,226 They'll be staying there for ten more days. 243 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,628 We'll gather our team and leave immediately. 244 00:14:57,817 --> 00:14:59,726 I'll trust you one last time. 245 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,834 But let's be clear. 246 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,434 I only agreed because you begged me. 247 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,260 - Have some water. - Mind your own business. 248 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:20,917 [Heaven Rewards the Diligent] 249 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,043 Is Monk Tang a man or a woman? 250 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,718 A man. 251 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,418 What else? 252 00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:35,768 He's a monk. 253 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:38,168 Are there any distinguishing features? 254 00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:39,934 - I don't know. - Huh? 255 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:40,976 Then how am I supposed to draw him? 256 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,793 You're the artist, why ask me? 257 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,768 Now I know why you have no business. 258 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,793 How long has it been since your last job? 259 00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:49,514 You should cherish customers like us. [Rice] 260 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,360 Sun Wu Kong is a monkey. 261 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,691 Zhu Ba Jie is a pig demon. 262 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,634 And there's another disciple. 263 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:07,959 What was he again? 264 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:10,583 I don't think that guy mentioned him. 265 00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:12,643 Just use your intuition. 266 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,184 Wait... You need to have... 267 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,017 Done. All based on intuition. 268 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,661 It'll have to do. 269 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,476 Something feels off. 270 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,542 Yeah. 271 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,584 The vibe these four give off... 272 00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:45,918 It's not the vibe of pilgrims. You know? 273 00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:48,268 What is the "pilgrim vibe" exactly? 274 00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,710 Look, you're the artist. 275 00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,209 Why are you asking me? 276 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,030 Do another version. 277 00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:08,226 It's just... You know? 278 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,560 It's just... It lacks grandeur. 279 00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,309 Monk Tang's head is too small. 280 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,935 So, a bigger head makes it grander? 281 00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,793 - Shallow. - This job... 282 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,622 I can't do it anymore. 283 00:17:23,956 --> 00:17:25,918 Regarding my client's high standards... 284 00:17:25,942 --> 00:17:29,734 I've always met them unconditionally and with my whole heart. 285 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,751 I'm done. All done. 286 00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,752 This is it. 287 00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,351 This is the one. 288 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,305 Exactly. 289 00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:08,108 As long as you two like it. 290 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,018 So strikingly similar. 291 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,526 Truly, I mean it. 292 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,459 But where do we find Sun Wu Kong and... the other guy? 293 00:18:15,483 --> 00:18:18,192 We'll use the drawing to find them. 294 00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,424 Hey, you! 295 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,460 It's been three days. We haven't found a single one. 296 00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:47,585 Monk Tang's group leaves in seven days. 297 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,335 I don't even know what this drawing is. 298 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:50,976 Let alone finding a monkey. 299 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,918 There are no monkeys in Mount Langlang. 300 00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:56,001 I've never even seen one. 301 00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:57,835 How can you still eat? 302 00:18:57,859 --> 00:18:59,768 I'm worried to death. 303 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:00,976 You wicked creature! 304 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,468 How dare you steal my offerings? 305 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:05,185 Great Immortal, have mercy! 306 00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:08,960 Since you ate my offerings, you must pay me back. 307 00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:10,768 Go get me two roast chickens. 308 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,168 I want five-spice flavored ones. 309 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,543 Yes, yes, of course. 310 00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:17,584 Go back and tell the villagers to bring more meat for offerings. 311 00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:19,585 Braised, steamed... 312 00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:22,013 I love meat. 313 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,476 - Stop playing god! - I'm not! 314 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,375 - I really am Great Immortal Huang! - Wait a minute. 315 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,976 Are you sure becoming a Buddha is better than being an immortal? 316 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,334 No doubt about that. 317 00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,393 Here, you're just scrounging for offerings. 318 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,793 Come with us. You'll have a bright future. 319 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,268 Immortality. 320 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:47,856 Understand? 321 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,236 Give me a second. 322 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,435 Let's go. 323 00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:56,751 So impatient. 324 00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:59,043 I heard you're looking for a monkey. 325 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,418 That's right. 326 00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:02,418 How about a gorilla? 327 00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:04,168 He's the only gorilla in Mount Langlang. 328 00:20:04,192 --> 00:20:05,393 But he's very introverted. 329 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,809 No one knows he exists. 330 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,560 I was digging a tunnel once and bumped into him by accident. 331 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,684 He said his entire family 332 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,060 was wiped out by the demons of Great King Cave ten years ago. 333 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,044 He's the only one left. 334 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:15,059 He cries whenever he thinks of his mom. 335 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,418 Do you guys miss your moms? I do. 336 00:20:17,442 --> 00:20:19,809 But I've forgotten what she looks like. 337 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,351 I've been sickly since I was little. 338 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,684 Do you know why? 339 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,126 I was born prematurely. 340 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:28,726 My ex-girlfriend said I talk too much and broke up with me. 341 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,950 Hey. Do you think I talk too much? 342 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,292 It's right here. 343 00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:37,501 It's right here. 344 00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:46,126 Come on out. Remember me? 345 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,018 It's Great Immortal Huang! 346 00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:54,055 He's very introverted. 347 00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,143 These two are my good friends. 348 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,460 They mean no harm. Come on out. 349 00:20:58,484 --> 00:21:00,460 I have good news for you. 350 00:21:00,484 --> 00:21:02,726 Come out now. Stop hiding. 351 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,586 Come out, come out! 352 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,040 He's really gone. 353 00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:23,501 The three of us are going to the West to fetch sutras. 354 00:21:23,525 --> 00:21:26,074 We're inviting you to join us. 355 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,418 Why are you running? Don't be afraid. 356 00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:31,768 You can become a Buddha if you fetch the sutras. 357 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,018 You can live forever. 358 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,418 Isn't that better than staying cooped up here forever? 359 00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:38,793 Will I have to meet... a lot of people? 360 00:21:38,817 --> 00:21:41,018 Yes. Excited? 361 00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:43,268 I don't want to. 362 00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:44,809 You have to take the first step. 363 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,809 The world out there is colorful. 364 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,351 You'll encounter many interesting things. 365 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,851 You might even find a girlfriend. 366 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,476 Gosh. 367 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,142 [9527] 368 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:00,643 You're from Great King Cave? 369 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,159 Yeah. 370 00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:08,684 - What's wrong with him? - His family was killed by Great King Cave. 371 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,934 Don't be afraid. He's not here to kill you. 372 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,434 He's not with Great King Cave anymore. 373 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,853 He was fired. 374 00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:22,926 Calm down. 375 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,672 Listen to me. 376 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:29,168 Come with us. 377 00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:31,611 It's your only way out. 378 00:22:35,659 --> 00:22:38,018 Don't worry, I have a secret move. 379 00:22:38,042 --> 00:22:39,684 It increases your power a hundredfold. 380 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,126 Even if the Great King Cave demons catch us, we'll be fine. 381 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:44,184 What kind of horse did you steal? 382 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:46,610 - It even has a limp. - It'll do. We're out of time. 383 00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:50,101 Tang San Zang will catch up if we don't go. 384 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:52,559 I bet you haven't seen much. 385 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:55,184 Mom said my cousin is lucky. 386 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,960 Do you have an upset stomach? 387 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,601 I can't take it anymore. The bumping is making me nauseous. 388 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:02,068 We have a horse we can't even ride. Are we keeping it as a pet? 389 00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:05,335 Please, stop crying. 390 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,768 What time do you guys go to bed? 391 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,435 I haven't been sleeping well lately. 392 00:23:08,459 --> 00:23:10,543 I keep waking up, and then I can't fall back asleep. 393 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:12,376 Let me give you a little tip. 394 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,559 Don't drink water before bed. 395 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:14,685 Did you know? 396 00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:16,310 How far have we gone? 397 00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:17,793 - About fifty miles. - A bag of water. 398 00:23:17,817 --> 00:23:19,293 - But the constant chatter is so annoying. - Hey! 399 00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:21,250 - Are you tired? - Yeah. 400 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,417 I mean, isn't your mouth tired of talking? 401 00:23:23,441 --> 00:23:25,084 Oh, not at all. 402 00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:26,376 There's a village over there. 403 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,309 Let's go raid it for some food. 404 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,501 Good idea. 405 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:32,268 We've been eating nothing but wild fruit. I'm dying for some real food. 406 00:23:32,292 --> 00:23:33,976 I want roast chicken. 407 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,059 What's wrong with you guys? 408 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,418 We aren't demons right now. We're pilgrims on a quest. 409 00:23:38,442 --> 00:23:40,226 We can't just steal food. 410 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,918 Then... how are we going to eat? 411 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:45,018 Hey, I have an idea. 412 00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:46,501 Begging for alms. 413 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,518 Nice, I'm an expert at that. 414 00:23:48,542 --> 00:23:50,126 But you have to keep your mouth shut. 415 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,685 Let Monk Tang do the talking. 416 00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:54,060 No problem. I won't say a word. 417 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,351 It's just staying quiet, right? 418 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,668 No problem at all. Right. 419 00:23:57,692 --> 00:23:59,434 It'll be fine, definitely. 420 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,460 Staying quiet is easy. 421 00:24:00,484 --> 00:24:02,209 I'm putting you down now. 422 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,248 Can you behave yourself? 423 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,851 Benefactor. We are here to beg for alms. 424 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:19,876 Right. 425 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:23,726 In other words, we'd like something to eat. 426 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,727 Demons! 427 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,204 Should we... have covered our faces? 428 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,032 Who is it? 429 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:36,059 Benefactor. We are... 430 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,359 Robbers! 431 00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:39,000 Robbers? 432 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:44,168 No, we aren't! 433 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,682 Catch the robbers! 434 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:03,085 Little benefactor. 435 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:06,434 That chicken leg in your hand 436 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:10,418 could you... share some with us? 437 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:12,251 Who are you? 438 00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:15,059 We've come from the Great Tang in the East, 439 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:17,084 on a journey to the West for the sutras. 440 00:25:17,108 --> 00:25:18,898 Monk Tang! 441 00:25:21,277 --> 00:25:23,018 Finally... 442 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:26,863 Finally, someone has recognized us! 443 00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:32,940 There's always someone with sharp eyes. 444 00:25:34,150 --> 00:25:36,251 You think wearing a big-head mask makes you Monk Tang? 445 00:25:36,275 --> 00:25:38,463 You think you're fooling a kid? 446 00:25:42,525 --> 00:25:43,543 Stop pretending. 447 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,793 You can't even fool a kid. Why bother? 448 00:25:45,817 --> 00:25:47,934 You're Monk Sha, right? 449 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:50,101 Monk Sha... 450 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,609 I finally know my name! I finally know my name! 451 00:25:53,633 --> 00:25:54,876 You look the least like him. 452 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,768 Monk Sha has a big beard. 453 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:59,768 - How do you know? - The town storyteller told me! 454 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,834 Hey, tell us more! What else? 455 00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:03,834 None of you have weapons. 456 00:26:03,858 --> 00:26:05,376 Sun Wu Kong needs the Golden Cudgel. 457 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,935 Zhu Ba Jie needs a rake. 458 00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:08,710 And Monk Sha needs a shovel. 459 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,793 He also has to carry the bags with it. 460 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:13,310 What? No food, and I have to carry the bags? 461 00:26:13,334 --> 00:26:15,793 - Isn't that just bullying? - Also, you talk too much. 462 00:26:15,817 --> 00:26:18,351 The storyteller said Monk Sha only has two lines. 463 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:19,336 Which two? 464 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,793 "Big Brother! Master has been captured by a demon!" 465 00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:22,851 And the other? 466 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:26,918 "Big Brother! Master and Second Brother have been captured by a demon!" 467 00:26:26,942 --> 00:26:29,101 I don't want to be Monk Sha anymore. 468 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,918 And you... 469 00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:33,293 How can Sun Wu Kong cry? 470 00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:36,043 You're the main character! You're the most powerful one. 471 00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,684 The Great Sage Equal to Heaven! 472 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,601 Defeating demons depends on you! 473 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,976 Tie Dan! 474 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,268 Time for dinner! 475 00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:45,768 Coming! 476 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,359 Wait. 477 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:57,934 One more thing. Monks aren't allowed to eat meat. 478 00:27:08,076 --> 00:27:10,351 I couldn't even get into Great King Cave after three years of trying. 479 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,500 I don't know how to pull strings or use connections. 480 00:27:12,524 --> 00:27:15,434 And now I'm being hunted by the king. 481 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:17,268 I finally managed to get four of us together, 482 00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:18,809 hoping to do something on our own, 483 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,865 only to find it's so hard. 484 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:24,668 Is this how my life is going to be? 485 00:27:24,692 --> 00:27:27,226 I told you this pilgrimage wasn't feasible. 486 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,084 Look. We can't even fool a child. 487 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,459 I don't believe it. 488 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,601 I refuse to believe we can't get alms. 489 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:37,417 We've been beaten up like this, and you still want to go? 490 00:27:37,441 --> 00:27:41,883 I'm afraid we'll starve to death before we even get any alms. 491 00:27:44,608 --> 00:27:46,017 What are you doing? 492 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,476 I'm hungry. Just having a snack. 493 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,459 No meat allowed! 494 00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:53,643 Meeting you is truly the tribulation of my life. 495 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:54,959 All right, stop complaining. 496 00:27:54,983 --> 00:27:56,934 If you want to go on the pilgrimage, start practicing. 497 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:59,151 Come here. 498 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:04,351 Say, "I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven." 499 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:06,543 You are the Great... 500 00:28:06,567 --> 00:28:09,126 - Great Sage Equal to Heaven. - You are the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 501 00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:10,793 You are the Great... 502 00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:12,209 Say the line! 503 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,851 The line is "Great Sage Equal to Heaven." 504 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:17,976 I... I'm not the Great Sa... Sage. 505 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,351 - You are! You are now! - Don't scare him. 506 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:21,934 He's naturally introverted. 507 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:25,267 And you. From now on, you only have two lines. 508 00:28:25,291 --> 00:28:27,251 - Got it? - That'll be the death of me! 509 00:28:27,275 --> 00:28:29,918 Out of the four of us, you talk so much you're almost the main character. 510 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,393 You need to know your place. You're a supporting character. 511 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:35,043 A supporting character only gets two lines? 512 00:28:35,067 --> 00:28:36,543 Is that even a supporting character? 513 00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:37,835 That's an extra! 514 00:28:37,859 --> 00:28:39,668 Do you still want to go on the pilgrimage? 515 00:28:39,692 --> 00:28:41,935 Do you still want immortality? 516 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:43,559 I... 517 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:45,376 Not being able to talk will kill me. 518 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,726 Who cares about immortality? 519 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:52,151 And you... Hurry up and find a way to change that big head of yours. 520 00:28:52,175 --> 00:28:54,101 It's so late. Where am I going to find one? 521 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,909 Are you going or not? Are you? 522 00:28:57,942 --> 00:29:00,026 Look at these guys... 523 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:04,393 Second Senior Brother! First Senior Brother is gone! 524 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:06,451 Playing that trick again? 525 00:29:08,067 --> 00:29:14,034 Don't force me to use my ultimate move. 526 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,543 Why do you always want to run away? 527 00:29:30,567 --> 00:29:33,060 Don't you want to go get the sutras? 528 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,435 Hey. I think the two of us can switch roles. 529 00:29:35,459 --> 00:29:37,209 He doesn't like to talk, so he's perfect for Monk Sha. 530 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,626 How about I play Sun Wu Kong? What do you think? 531 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,901 I've got the gift of gab. 532 00:29:42,292 --> 00:29:43,893 You're not inferior to anyone else. 533 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,101 Have some confidence. 534 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,185 That tiny little toad is covered in warts, 535 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:48,601 yet even he can be Monk Tang. 536 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,560 You're the biggest one among us, and you're handsome, too. 537 00:29:51,584 --> 00:29:53,768 How are you not better than him? 538 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,601 Let's take it slow. 539 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,101 Repeat after me. I am... 540 00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,709 I am 541 00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:02,210 the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 542 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,560 Great... 543 00:30:04,584 --> 00:30:06,626 Great Sage Heaven Equal. 544 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:09,560 That's good. But the order is a bit off. 545 00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:11,143 Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 546 00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:12,893 Great... 547 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:14,886 Great Sage Heaven Equal. 548 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:29,918 First Senior Brother! Master has been captured by a demon! 549 00:30:29,942 --> 00:30:30,959 First Senior Brother! 550 00:30:30,983 --> 00:30:33,626 Master and Second Senior Brother have been captured by a demon! 551 00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:35,626 - Hey. - Who's there? 552 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:36,876 Where did you get that beard? 553 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,459 I plucked it from First Senior Brother. 554 00:30:39,483 --> 00:30:40,876 Where are those two? 555 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,107 Over there. 556 00:30:53,387 --> 00:30:55,672 How's the practice going? 557 00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:58,008 I am Sage... 558 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,976 Sage Great Equal... 559 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,143 Sages... Great sages... I'll give you a bunch of sages! 560 00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:05,834 What are you doing? Don't stop me! 561 00:31:05,858 --> 00:31:07,909 I'm going to kill him! 562 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:10,601 Your teaching method is flawed. You need to be patient. 563 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,243 If you're so smart, you do it. 564 00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:13,459 How hard can it be? 565 00:31:13,483 --> 00:31:15,668 It's just teaching someone to talk. 566 00:31:15,692 --> 00:31:18,126 Where did you get that outfit? 567 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,559 Stripped it off a scarecrow. 568 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:20,810 And these? 569 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,964 Took them from the edge of a field. 570 00:31:22,988 --> 00:31:25,935 - You stole them? - I left plenty of firewood for the farmer. 571 00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:28,505 Good. You're learning. 572 00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,493 Come, Master will teach you. 573 00:31:36,998 --> 00:31:39,397 You're still missing a shoulder pole. 574 00:31:48,234 --> 00:31:49,935 Here, carry this. 575 00:31:49,959 --> 00:31:53,084 - This... This is just bullying! - Hush. 576 00:31:53,108 --> 00:31:54,809 You only have two lines. 577 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:57,335 I... I... No, I... 578 00:31:57,359 --> 00:32:00,060 Junior Brother. This is a whetstone. 579 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,585 If you feel frustrated, just sharpen your shovel. 580 00:32:03,609 --> 00:32:06,476 Great... Great... 581 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,601 Sage! 582 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:12,434 Great Sage! Great Sage! 583 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:13,793 - That's enough, enough! - Let go of me! 584 00:32:13,817 --> 00:32:16,417 - Calm down. - Let me get at him! 585 00:32:17,442 --> 00:32:19,018 Calm down. Just stay cool. 586 00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:20,435 Stay cool, all right? 587 00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,067 Calm down. 588 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,501 - I'm hungry. - Stop licking! 589 00:32:25,525 --> 00:32:27,918 All right, enough. Let's go beg for alms. 590 00:32:27,942 --> 00:32:31,165 Give the Great Sage more time. 591 00:32:36,942 --> 00:32:39,810 If we don't find food soon, we're going to starve to death. 592 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,268 Is everyone ready? 593 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,434 Yes. 594 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,034 Let's go. 595 00:33:02,442 --> 00:33:06,268 Elderly sir. We have come from the East... on a pilgrimage to the West. 596 00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:10,133 We ran out of food on the way, so we've come to ask for alms. 597 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:18,434 Could it be... 598 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:21,251 Master Xuanzang? 599 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:23,601 Xuan... what? 600 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:26,642 Hey, this is my master, Monk Tang. 601 00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:29,817 Oh! It really is Tang Xuan Zang! 602 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:33,101 Yes. 603 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:35,266 Please, come in quickly. 604 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:41,542 Master, how long has it been since you last ate? 605 00:33:41,566 --> 00:33:43,826 Your face has turned green. 606 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,918 Master, why are you crying? 607 00:33:48,942 --> 00:33:51,684 I've always been the one cooking for the king... 608 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:55,593 This is the first time someone has cooked for me. 609 00:33:57,147 --> 00:34:00,626 Master... If you like it, I'll cook for you from now on. 610 00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:04,626 Master, your disciples are so filial. 611 00:34:04,650 --> 00:34:07,793 Benefactor, where are your disciples? 612 00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:09,684 Amitabha. 613 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:12,292 Wars are constant, Buddhism is in decline, 614 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,851 and demons are everywhere. 615 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,767 My disciples have all run away. 616 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,459 I am the only one left to guard this small temple. 617 00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:21,309 Amitabha. 618 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,876 That's why we're going to the West to fetch sutras, 619 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:26,309 to promote and spread Buddhism. 620 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,584 Yes. 621 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:32,434 If I were twenty years younger, I would've gone with you, Master. 622 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:36,268 Wait... Master, why aren't you wearing a kasaya? 623 00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:39,184 What? Oh, right. 624 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,168 - Where is my kasaya? - Master, did you forget? 625 00:34:42,192 --> 00:34:44,559 Wasn't it stolen by a demon? 626 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,318 Oh, yes. 627 00:34:46,342 --> 00:34:48,043 Look at my memory. 628 00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:52,101 I have another kasaya that I can give to you, Master. 629 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,726 Really? 630 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:55,751 I couldn't possibly accept that. 631 00:34:55,775 --> 00:34:58,626 I am well advanced in years. My days are numbered. 632 00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,709 Keeping it serves no purpose. 633 00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:03,668 Giving it to you ensures it is put to good use. 634 00:35:03,692 --> 00:35:07,059 This kasaya can see the Buddha for me. 635 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:10,981 It would be a great honor. 636 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,851 I wish you four a safe journey. 637 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:20,601 May you obtain the true sutras. 638 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:22,293 Thank you for your hospitality. 639 00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:24,685 Until we meet again. 640 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,887 Take care on your way. 641 00:35:37,192 --> 00:35:38,476 Thank you, benefactor. 642 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,184 We'll put in a good word for you with the Buddha. 643 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:44,059 And have him renovate your old temple. 644 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:50,168 It worked! It really worked! 645 00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:52,601 Even the old monk says we're pilgrims. 646 00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:55,143 If this isn't Monk Tang, then who is? 647 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:57,335 I have to say 648 00:35:57,359 --> 00:36:00,976 this path... was the right choice. 649 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,351 The right choice. 650 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:04,762 It really was the right choice. 651 00:36:13,008 --> 00:36:14,783 Second Senior Brother! 652 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:19,251 Second Senior Brother! Master has been captured by demons! 653 00:36:19,275 --> 00:36:22,043 So diligent. Still practicing. 654 00:36:22,067 --> 00:36:25,168 Second Senior Brother! Master has really been captured by demons! 655 00:36:25,192 --> 00:36:27,043 Keep it up. Just like that. 656 00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:30,685 Ma... Master is gone! 657 00:36:30,709 --> 00:36:32,209 What are you doing? 658 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,651 Let go of me! 659 00:36:34,675 --> 00:36:38,001 Help! Help! 660 00:36:38,025 --> 00:36:39,893 Is the water boiling? 661 00:36:39,917 --> 00:36:41,101 Yes, almost. 662 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,459 Reporting to the first and second kings. 663 00:36:42,483 --> 00:36:44,251 We're out of star anise and green onions. 664 00:36:44,275 --> 00:36:45,685 Go and get some quickly. 665 00:36:45,709 --> 00:36:47,768 No need for those. Just boil him in plain water. 666 00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:49,601 Brother, why are you in such a hurry? 667 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,835 Monk Tang's flesh grants immortality. 668 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:53,751 So many powerful demons before us wanted to eat him but failed. 669 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:56,018 - Do you know why? - Why? 670 00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:58,210 They were too slow. They didn't eat him right after the catch. 671 00:36:58,234 --> 00:36:59,251 They just had to dawdle. They knew how powerful Sun Wu Kong is. 672 00:36:59,275 --> 00:37:03,485 They knew how powerful Sun Wu Kong is. 673 00:37:03,509 --> 00:37:05,610 - Is Sun Wu Kong really that powerful? - What do you think? 674 00:37:05,634 --> 00:37:09,400 Tihuan Cave and Great King Cave nearby were both wiped out. 675 00:37:10,317 --> 00:37:12,668 Second Uncle. 676 00:37:12,692 --> 00:37:15,601 We can't compare to those demons' strength, 677 00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,335 but we have the advantage of speed. 678 00:37:17,359 --> 00:37:19,709 Set up the pot and start the fire. Boil him immediately. 679 00:37:19,733 --> 00:37:21,043 Lightning-fast dining? 680 00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:22,793 Enough. Any more talk is just dawdling. 681 00:37:22,817 --> 00:37:24,559 No explanations. Just boil him. 682 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,585 I'm not Monk Tang! 683 00:37:26,609 --> 00:37:28,293 I'm just an impostor! 684 00:37:28,317 --> 00:37:29,810 - Let go of me! - Tricks. 685 00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:31,185 Playing tricks on me, are you? 686 00:37:31,209 --> 00:37:32,768 I'm just a toad spirit. 687 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,534 Look! 688 00:37:34,558 --> 00:37:36,935 Is this how you stalled for time before? 689 00:37:36,959 --> 00:37:38,060 I won't fall for it. 690 00:37:38,084 --> 00:37:39,934 Why won't you believe me? 691 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,935 At least wash me before you boil me! 692 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,668 Strip me and you'll see everything! 693 00:37:43,692 --> 00:37:45,293 Wash? No time for that. 694 00:37:45,317 --> 00:37:46,601 We're not that picky. 695 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,393 Wait... Brother. 696 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:52,668 Boiling him with his clothes on... Isn't that rather disgusting? 697 00:37:52,692 --> 00:37:55,913 Strip him. Hurry! 698 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:01,210 See that? A purebred toad spirit. 699 00:38:01,234 --> 00:38:03,710 These warts 700 00:38:03,734 --> 00:38:05,570 are full of poison. 701 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:10,543 Brother, it seems he really isn't Monk Tang. 702 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:17,159 No wonder so many demons failed to eat your flesh. 703 00:38:17,183 --> 00:38:19,084 You've got quite a scheme going. 704 00:38:19,108 --> 00:38:21,684 Why are you so stubborn? 705 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,751 An illusion. 706 00:38:23,775 --> 00:38:27,351 It must be an illusion by that monkey. An illusion, right? 707 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:30,024 Boil him! 708 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,976 [Double Dog Cave] 709 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,934 Let's just admit we're fakes. 710 00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:38,059 - Maybe he'll release Master then? - No way. 711 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,943 If we admit we're fakes, word will spread quickly. 712 00:38:40,967 --> 00:38:42,709 How will we continue our journey then? 713 00:38:42,733 --> 00:38:44,126 But we can't beat them! 714 00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:45,751 Why are you talking again? 715 00:38:45,775 --> 00:38:47,860 Only two lines. 716 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,226 Come closer. 717 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,893 You're very important today. Understand? 718 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,434 Distract them. 719 00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:59,934 Monk Sha and I will take the chance to rescue Master. 720 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,518 I have some skills. 721 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,339 I can handle a few small fry. 722 00:39:05,056 --> 00:39:08,683 Practice with me one more time. I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! 723 00:39:09,442 --> 00:39:14,017 I am the Great Sa... Great Sage! 724 00:39:18,709 --> 00:39:20,309 Report! 725 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:21,559 Three monsters are at the gate. 726 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,142 One claims to be the Great-Great Sage. 727 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:25,959 That fast? 728 00:39:25,983 --> 00:39:27,434 Is he not cooked yet? 729 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,167 Great King, the water is still just lukewarm. 730 00:39:29,191 --> 00:39:30,417 Hey, this is actually quite nice. 731 00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:32,868 - Warm water isn't so bad to be boiled in. - Huh? 732 00:39:32,892 --> 00:39:36,846 We're still a step too late. 733 00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:40,875 A bit of broth is better than nothing. 734 00:39:40,899 --> 00:39:43,007 Everyone, assemble! 735 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,714 Are you ready? 736 00:39:52,025 --> 00:39:53,525 Let's go! 737 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:00,893 Welcome, welcome! 738 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,393 A warm welcome! 739 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:04,393 Our distinguished guests have come from afar. 740 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:07,059 Pardon us for not greeting you sooner. 741 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:09,534 Hello. 742 00:40:09,558 --> 00:40:11,826 Oh, hello. 743 00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:13,393 What does this mean? 744 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:15,934 A hand-shaking ritual. It's our local practice. 745 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,375 It shows the highest level of respect for our guests. 746 00:40:18,399 --> 00:40:19,975 Where's my master? 747 00:40:19,999 --> 00:40:22,548 He's inside. This way, please. 748 00:40:24,442 --> 00:40:26,959 The place is a bit messy. I hope you don't mind. 749 00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:29,668 My big brother is inside. He's waiting to welcome you. 750 00:40:29,692 --> 00:40:31,201 Welcome, welcome! 751 00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:33,167 Welcome, everyone! 752 00:40:33,191 --> 00:40:35,417 You're here. 753 00:40:35,441 --> 00:40:38,026 I saw the four holy monks at noon sleeping soundly in the pine forest. 754 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:39,184 I couldn't bear to disturb you. 755 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:41,000 I saw your master was weary from his travels. 756 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:44,751 I felt so bad for him. So, I heated up a pot of spring water. 757 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,809 I invited him to bathe and relieve his fatigue. 758 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:50,725 Holy Monk, how are you feeling now? 759 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:52,601 Don't keep scrubbing the same spot. 760 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:56,047 You're about to rub off my warts. 761 00:40:56,071 --> 00:40:58,875 Disciples. Why don't you come in and wash up too? 762 00:40:58,899 --> 00:41:00,125 The water temperature is quite nice. 763 00:41:00,149 --> 00:41:03,042 Master! We were so anxious! 764 00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,947 How can you be in the mood for a bath? 765 00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:11,886 ♫ ♫ 766 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:17,136 ♫ ♫ 767 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:22,296 ♫ ♫ 768 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:27,346 ♫ ♫ 769 00:41:27,370 --> 00:41:30,556 ♫ ♫ 770 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:33,483 Your outfits are quite nice. 771 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:37,725 I see. I understand. 772 00:41:37,749 --> 00:41:39,167 Farewell, farewell! 773 00:41:39,191 --> 00:41:40,976 A warm farewell! 774 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,559 Farewell, farewell! 775 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,268 A warm farewell! 776 00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:45,751 Farewell, farewell! 777 00:41:45,775 --> 00:41:47,393 A warm farewell! 778 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,101 Farewell, farewell! 779 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:50,768 A warm farewell! 780 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:52,326 Farewell, farewell! 781 00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,851 A warm farewell! 782 00:41:53,875 --> 00:41:55,393 Farewell, farewell! 783 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,976 A warm farewell! Farewell, farewell! 784 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,334 It seems the Great Sage doesn't talk much. 785 00:42:00,358 --> 00:42:03,309 Yeah. He's a man of few words and many deeds. 786 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:05,018 I'm so jealous. 787 00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:06,726 Jealous of what? 788 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,768 Look at him. 789 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:11,717 He doesn't have to say a single word, and all the demons are scared witless. 790 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,518 I want to switch with him. 791 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:14,643 Switch what? 792 00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,768 - I want to be Sun Wu Kong. - Give it a rest. 793 00:42:16,792 --> 00:42:18,601 Look how much we look alike. 794 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:21,101 See? We both have protruding mouths. 795 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:24,842 Hey, First Senior Brother. You walk in front. 796 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:32,959 Look straight ahead. Chest out. 797 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,518 Head up. 798 00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:36,309 Put the staff on your shoulder. 799 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,177 Take big strides. 800 00:42:38,917 --> 00:42:40,565 Swing your arms. 801 00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:46,808 Yikes, you're pacing with the same side! 802 00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:58,958 [Beizhang Village] 803 00:43:03,901 --> 00:43:06,259 Why isn't there anyone around? 804 00:43:14,526 --> 00:43:18,384 We have come from the Great Tang in the East, on a journey to the West for sutras. 805 00:43:18,408 --> 00:43:21,967 Passing through this land, we have come to seek alms. 806 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:31,243 - The village chief is here! - The village chief is here! 807 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:40,037 They don't look like what the storyteller described. 808 00:43:44,025 --> 00:43:46,917 - Storyteller? - Right here. 809 00:43:46,941 --> 00:43:51,559 Why are they different from Monk Tang and his disciples in your stories? 810 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:55,475 I've never seen them either. It's all just hearsay. 811 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,709 See that? These are the real ones. 812 00:43:58,733 --> 00:44:00,226 Remember them well. 813 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,976 Fix the story next time. 814 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,601 Got it. 815 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:04,934 Honorable Elders... 816 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:08,618 Ever since this rat spirit came to our village, we haven't had a moment of peace. 817 00:44:08,642 --> 00:44:11,751 He's stolen from every single household. 818 00:44:11,775 --> 00:44:14,518 We can't keep any food in our homes. 819 00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:18,476 We beg you, Elders! Rid our village of this evil! 820 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:21,559 Gosh! I thought it was something serious. 821 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:23,768 Easy enough. Leave it to us. 822 00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:25,893 Oh, thank you so much! 823 00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:28,976 I'll send some of our strongest men to give you a hand. 824 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,643 No, that won't be necessary. 825 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,143 It's just a rat spirit. 826 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:33,518 We'll have it sorted in minutes. 827 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:34,893 Oh, my! 828 00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:36,518 That's wonderful! 829 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:38,892 Hey, why are you agreeing to everything? 830 00:44:38,916 --> 00:44:41,334 Think about it. How far behind us is the real Monk Tang? 831 00:44:41,358 --> 00:44:43,251 If we don't keep moving, he'll catch up to us! 832 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:45,376 Relax, it's just a quick detour. 833 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,918 - But can we even win? - We don't need to fight. 834 00:44:47,942 --> 00:44:51,051 We just drop our Big Brother's name, and he'll chicken out. 835 00:44:51,075 --> 00:44:55,475 [Solemnity] 836 00:44:55,499 --> 00:44:57,101 He's right inside. 837 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:58,376 Stay back, everyone. 838 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,771 We're going in to have a word with him. 839 00:45:53,108 --> 00:45:54,501 So, you finally show your face. 840 00:45:54,525 --> 00:45:57,168 The villagers have asked us to come and capture you. 841 00:45:57,192 --> 00:45:59,209 Surrender now! 842 00:45:59,233 --> 00:46:01,351 Just who are you little demons supposed to be? 843 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:02,960 Little demons? 844 00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:05,268 You don't recognize us? 845 00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:06,768 Who are you? 846 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,543 Take a good look. 847 00:46:08,567 --> 00:46:10,967 Do you know who this is? 848 00:46:13,775 --> 00:46:15,917 You don't know him? 849 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:21,043 Go on, First Senior Brother. Introduce yourself. 850 00:46:21,067 --> 00:46:23,335 I am Great... 851 00:46:23,359 --> 00:46:26,043 The Great Sage Equal to Heaven! 852 00:46:26,067 --> 00:46:28,626 Who's that? Never heard of him. 853 00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:30,351 See? I told you it wouldn't work. 854 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:32,876 He doesn't even know who we are. 855 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:35,226 You don't even know the Great Sage? 856 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:37,251 The first disciple here has cultivated for 5,000 years. 857 00:46:37,275 --> 00:46:40,251 In terms of seniority, calling him "Grandpa" would be an insult. 858 00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:42,293 He's your ancestor from 18 generations back! 859 00:46:42,317 --> 00:46:43,810 Stop your yapping. 860 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,918 Fight if you can, otherwise get lost! 861 00:46:45,942 --> 00:46:49,001 I'm a local rat spirit, born and bred. 862 00:46:49,025 --> 00:46:53,875 In all my life, except for weasels, I've never been afraid of anyone! 863 00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:03,876 You damn monk, what are you acting so smug for? 864 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,236 All three of us will take him on! 865 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:11,754 The door is locked. You can't escape now. 866 00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,768 Hurry up and attack! 867 00:47:22,344 --> 00:47:25,360 I've never been in a fight before! 868 00:47:38,275 --> 00:47:41,676 This guy... He's too fast! 869 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:44,676 You guys from the big city, is bragging all you're good for? 870 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,059 You're useless! 871 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:49,601 Don't you still have a ultimate move? 872 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:51,210 Use it now! 873 00:47:51,234 --> 00:47:54,585 That ultimate move... can only be used once in a lifetime! 874 00:47:54,609 --> 00:47:57,176 Why are you still saving it at a time like this? 875 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,876 Are you waiting for this vermin to kill you? 876 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:03,633 You called me a vermin? 877 00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:07,876 I've cultivated for 50 years 878 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:12,659 just so I'd never have to hear anyone call me that again! 879 00:48:17,167 --> 00:48:20,107 Hit him! Hurry! 880 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:25,909 Take... 881 00:48:25,933 --> 00:48:27,809 Take this! This! This! This! 882 00:48:27,833 --> 00:48:29,608 Go to hell! 883 00:48:43,817 --> 00:48:46,348 How dare you... 884 00:48:47,150 --> 00:48:48,900 You... 885 00:48:59,484 --> 00:49:02,425 That's enough. Stop it. 886 00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:46,759 These watermelons were just picked. 887 00:49:46,783 --> 00:49:48,669 They're very sweet. Take them for the road. 888 00:49:48,693 --> 00:49:51,085 I just steamed some white flour buns. Take them. 889 00:49:51,109 --> 00:49:53,710 - Oh, no, it's quite all right. - Elder. 890 00:49:53,734 --> 00:49:56,126 I spent all night sewing these shoe soles. 891 00:49:56,150 --> 00:49:57,585 You have a long journey ahead. 892 00:49:57,609 --> 00:49:59,351 It'll wear out your shoes. Take them. 893 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:02,726 - They're here! - Oh, hurry, hurry! 894 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,351 [Buddha's Light Shines] [Peerless Hero] 895 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:09,376 [Purge Evil] [Eradicate Ills For the People] 896 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,251 These are banners made by the villagers. [Great Sage Equal to Heaven] 897 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:13,893 Take them all with you. 898 00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:16,626 Oh, no, really, it's too much. Everyone is being too kind. 899 00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:18,793 Just take them. Don't refuse. 900 00:50:18,817 --> 00:50:20,960 It's too much, we can't carry it all! 901 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:22,709 Don't you have a carrying pole? 902 00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:24,751 You elders are all so powerful. 903 00:50:24,775 --> 00:50:28,190 How could you not carry such a small amount of things? 904 00:50:28,883 --> 00:50:31,293 I... I-I'm not... 905 00:50:31,317 --> 00:50:33,383 I... I... 906 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:39,126 Elders, I have a favor to ask of you. 907 00:50:39,150 --> 00:50:41,585 My daughter is in Mountain Base Village, 200 miles away. 908 00:50:41,609 --> 00:50:44,459 The children in their village were recently kidnapped by demons. 909 00:50:44,483 --> 00:50:46,701 If you elders happen to pass by, could you please help them? 910 00:50:46,725 --> 00:50:48,268 Those demons have gone too far! 911 00:50:48,292 --> 00:50:51,351 Don't you worry. We will definitely save those children. 912 00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:53,018 Take care, elders. 913 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:54,768 Be careful on the road. 914 00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:57,934 Have a safe journey. 915 00:50:57,958 --> 00:51:00,743 [Peerless Hero] [Subduing Demons] 916 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:04,893 [Eradicate Ills For the People] [Smooth Sailing] 917 00:51:04,917 --> 00:51:09,718 [Purge Evil] 918 00:51:09,742 --> 00:51:17,200 [Virtue] 919 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:26,966 ♫ ♫ 920 00:51:26,990 --> 00:51:31,066 ♫ ♫ 921 00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:36,220 ♫ ♫ 922 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,936 ♫ ♫ 923 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,586 ♫ ♫ 924 00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:49,996 ♫ ♫ 925 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:53,966 ♫ ♫ 926 00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:58,026 ♫ ♫ 927 00:51:58,050 --> 00:52:02,840 ♫ ♫ 928 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:09,560 [King of Dogs - Monk Tang] 929 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:13,059 Whenever I see the calligraphy left by high monks, 930 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,001 I feel completely refreshed. 931 00:52:16,025 --> 00:52:17,210 Report! 932 00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:19,376 Great King, four monks are passing outside the gate. 933 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,170 One of them claims to be the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 934 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:24,710 Oh? Is that so? 935 00:52:24,734 --> 00:52:26,835 Second Brother, I'll go and take a look first. 936 00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:30,216 All right! I-I-I'll be there in a moment! 937 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,127 Everyone, fall in! 938 00:52:38,112 --> 00:52:39,335 Who goes there? [Double Dog Cave] 939 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:42,268 How dare you trespass on my private land! 940 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,745 I'm your Grandpa Sun! 941 00:52:46,067 --> 00:52:47,709 Take a look at yourselves! 942 00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:52,193 With those pathetic looks, you dare to impersonate Monk Tang's crew? 943 00:52:52,217 --> 00:52:53,526 Oh? Impersonators? 944 00:52:53,550 --> 00:52:55,585 I haven't eaten human flesh in a long time. 945 00:52:55,609 --> 00:52:57,793 Today, I'm going to have a feast! 946 00:52:57,817 --> 00:53:00,460 Boys! Kill these four imposters for me! 947 00:53:00,484 --> 00:53:01,568 [Toilet] 948 00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,546 I'll fight you to the death! 949 00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:10,144 Halt! 950 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,026 [Left to Mount Shushi] [Right to Tantan Village] 951 00:53:27,050 --> 00:53:28,668 We're almost at your house. 952 00:53:28,692 --> 00:53:31,368 I've been away for three years, and I haven't gone back once. 953 00:53:31,392 --> 00:53:33,793 Then let's go back and take a look. 954 00:53:33,817 --> 00:53:35,626 - Aren't you in a hurry? - We're moving fast. 955 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,293 A half-day won't make a difference. 956 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:41,208 We can drop this food off at your house, and travel light. 957 00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:54,667 - That's everything. - Mom, I'm still missing one! 958 00:53:54,691 --> 00:53:57,709 Mom, I'm still hungry. 959 00:53:57,733 --> 00:54:00,085 Eating too much will make you sick. 960 00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:05,410 Who are you? 961 00:54:06,941 --> 00:54:08,619 Mom! 962 00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:14,168 Mom, try this. 963 00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:15,767 What is this? 964 00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:18,868 These are vegetable buns. They're delicious. 965 00:54:18,892 --> 00:54:20,490 Smells good. 966 00:54:22,733 --> 00:54:24,167 Save some for Mom. 967 00:54:24,191 --> 00:54:26,626 Where did all this come from? 968 00:54:26,650 --> 00:54:28,226 The villagers gave them to us. 969 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:30,934 Don't lie to me. We're all demons. 970 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:33,042 Mom, we're a big deal now. 971 00:54:33,066 --> 00:54:35,126 Both demons and humans respect us. 972 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:37,709 What exactly are you doing? 973 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,376 Seeking the sutras. 974 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,059 Listen up, everyone! 975 00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:43,876 My eldest son is back! 976 00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:46,042 He's highly valued at Great King Cave now. 977 00:54:46,066 --> 00:54:48,392 He's much more successful than your sons. 978 00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:50,542 Oh, Mom, Mom... Don't... Please don't shout. 979 00:54:50,566 --> 00:54:53,199 This is my son. 980 00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:56,334 Ma'am, please calm down. 981 00:54:56,358 --> 00:54:58,626 Toad, I really have to thank you for this. 982 00:54:58,650 --> 00:55:01,251 Three years ago, I sent him to you and your second uncle. 983 00:55:01,275 --> 00:55:02,959 It's all thanks to you that he got in. 984 00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:07,459 My heart... is finally at ease. 985 00:55:07,483 --> 00:55:10,808 Oh, by the way, is your uncle doing well? 986 00:55:14,483 --> 00:55:17,983 Second Uncle? 987 00:55:19,067 --> 00:55:20,334 What happened to him? 988 00:55:20,358 --> 00:55:22,918 It's a long story. 989 00:55:22,942 --> 00:55:25,351 - Is this gourd empty again? - No, no, no. 990 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:27,834 Look, it's full. 991 00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:30,167 It's so full! That means you haven't had a sip! 992 00:55:30,191 --> 00:55:31,876 - Is there any point in just carrying it? - Fine, I'll drink. 993 00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,459 This water has been here for so long. 994 00:55:33,483 --> 00:55:35,749 I'll go get you some fresh water. 995 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,751 It... 996 00:55:37,775 --> 00:55:40,056 It's so good to be home. 997 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,095 You must have felt stifled lately. 998 00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:47,126 Today, at my house, you can talk as much as you want. 999 00:55:47,150 --> 00:55:49,112 No need to sharpen any shovels. 1000 00:55:50,316 --> 00:55:52,508 You can start talking now. 1001 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,418 Sure. 1002 00:55:56,442 --> 00:55:58,543 Is it very busy at Great King Cave? 1003 00:55:58,567 --> 00:56:00,859 Oh, yes. The Great King assigned a lot of work. 1004 00:56:00,883 --> 00:56:03,209 So, I haven't had time to visit in three years. 1005 00:56:03,233 --> 00:56:04,376 I understand. 1006 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,918 When young people first start out, the bosses always give them more work. 1007 00:56:06,942 --> 00:56:08,417 Just perform well. 1008 00:56:08,441 --> 00:56:10,001 Don't get distracted. 1009 00:56:10,025 --> 00:56:12,934 You're drinking too little. Drink more. 1010 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:13,918 Don't be like your father. 1011 00:56:13,942 --> 00:56:16,734 Giving up a perfectly good job insisting on becoming an immortal. 1012 00:56:16,758 --> 00:56:19,042 He even ended up possessed by his training. 1013 00:56:19,066 --> 00:56:21,251 By the way, where's my dad? 1014 00:56:21,275 --> 00:56:23,600 He's still lying in the back. 1015 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:30,099 Dad. 1016 00:56:32,441 --> 00:56:34,438 I'm back to see you. 1017 00:56:38,933 --> 00:56:41,209 Oh, these are my friends. 1018 00:56:41,233 --> 00:56:43,309 Hello, sir. 1019 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,459 Sun Wu Kong. Monk Tang. 1020 00:56:45,483 --> 00:56:47,834 You... Zhu Ba Jie. 1021 00:56:47,858 --> 00:56:49,319 Don't let Mom hear you. 1022 00:56:49,343 --> 00:56:51,001 I didn't tell her. 1023 00:56:51,025 --> 00:56:52,543 Tell me about it. 1024 00:56:52,567 --> 00:56:54,226 Don't be mad when I tell you. 1025 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:55,918 We're not working at Great King Cave anymore. 1026 00:56:55,942 --> 00:56:57,135 We're posing as Monk Tang and his disciples. 1027 00:56:57,159 --> 00:57:00,294 The four of us are going to the West for sutras. 1028 00:57:00,318 --> 00:57:02,034 - Well done! - What's wrong? 1029 00:57:02,058 --> 00:57:03,793 Is he acting up again? 1030 00:57:03,817 --> 00:57:05,476 No, no, it's fine. 1031 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,268 Ma'am, he's just excited to see his son. 1032 00:57:07,292 --> 00:57:09,434 - I'll keep you company. - Come here, son. 1033 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:10,934 Help me get the wine. 1034 00:57:10,958 --> 00:57:13,381 It's hidden under that rock. 1035 00:57:13,405 --> 00:57:15,793 Dad, how did you put it in there? [Ambitious] 1036 00:57:15,817 --> 00:57:18,001 I put it there when I could still walk. 1037 00:57:18,025 --> 00:57:20,627 I haven't had a chance to drink it in years. 1038 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:27,417 Don't listen to your mom. 1039 00:57:27,441 --> 00:57:30,833 Working in Great King Cave your whole life won't get you anywhere. 1040 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,376 The pilgrimage is a great idea. 1041 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,584 With the true sutras, you can become Buddha. 1042 00:57:36,608 --> 00:57:39,390 Then no one will look down on you. 1043 00:57:41,775 --> 00:57:43,459 That ultimate move I taught you... 1044 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:45,225 How much of it have you learned? 1045 00:57:45,249 --> 00:57:46,559 Oh, I'm still a bit short. 1046 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:48,850 Don't use it unless it's a last resort. 1047 00:57:48,874 --> 00:57:52,316 Otherwise, if you use it once, you'll be forced back to your original form. 1048 00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:56,792 When I got that secret manual back then, I went out to strike it on my own. 1049 00:57:56,816 --> 00:57:59,809 I was just one breath away from success. 1050 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,100 But I thought it was hopeless and gave up. 1051 00:58:02,124 --> 00:58:03,767 That's how I ended up like this. 1052 00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:06,684 But I hope you can carry on my legacy. 1053 00:58:06,708 --> 00:58:08,821 Otherwise, this whole life 1054 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:13,559 would feel so stifling. 1055 00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:15,250 Don't worry, Dad. 1056 00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:16,751 Once I get the true sutras, 1057 00:58:16,775 --> 00:58:18,584 I'll come back and take our family to the Western Paradise. 1058 00:58:18,608 --> 00:58:20,466 We'll live a good life. 1059 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,376 The four of you must take care of each other out there. 1060 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,293 Eat on time and drink plenty of water. 1061 00:58:27,317 --> 00:58:30,334 Don't worry, ma'am. We'll take good care of ourselves. 1062 00:58:30,358 --> 00:58:33,400 - Brother Gorilla. - Those two friends of yours don't seem to talk much. 1063 00:58:33,424 --> 00:58:34,918 Gorilla is much better today. 1064 00:58:34,942 --> 00:58:36,476 He didn't use to smile at all. 1065 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,393 He gets nervous around people. 1066 00:58:38,417 --> 00:58:39,626 That little guy is nice, too. 1067 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,501 He carries all those heavy loads. 1068 00:58:41,525 --> 00:58:43,710 He's quiet, and sharpens his shovel whenever he can. 1069 00:58:43,734 --> 00:58:45,918 He's an honest kid. 1070 00:58:45,942 --> 00:58:48,268 Yeah, he's quieted down now. 1071 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:50,935 Hey, hey. 1072 00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:53,835 Give me another sip of wine. 1073 00:58:53,859 --> 00:58:56,443 Ma'am, you really don't look your age. 1074 00:58:56,467 --> 00:59:00,193 - Really? - Not a single wrinkle. 1075 00:59:00,217 --> 00:59:01,792 Oh, you're such a sweet talker. 1076 00:59:01,816 --> 00:59:04,351 I'm serious. I'm telling the truth. 1077 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:06,084 I believe you. 1078 00:59:06,108 --> 00:59:08,201 You're a good kid. 1079 00:59:08,225 --> 00:59:10,876 I'm going to teach you a spell. 1080 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,559 Come here, lean in. 1081 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,393 I met a demon on the road. 1082 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:16,293 That demon's skills were incredible. 1083 00:59:16,317 --> 00:59:17,876 He knocked those two to the ground. 1084 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:19,684 Then, in the blink of an eye... 1085 00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:21,726 Did you get all that? 1086 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,309 This move is incredibly powerful. 1087 00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:25,959 I haven't told anyone else, only you. 1088 00:59:25,983 --> 00:59:27,184 Then look at Gorilla. 1089 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:30,918 With thunderous force, he slammed the rat spirit right into the wall. 1090 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:34,126 I used to think your brother was the strongest of us four. 1091 00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:38,883 But now I know Gorilla is the one with hidden talents. 1092 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:42,709 As for Gorilla's move, I gave it a name. 1093 00:59:42,733 --> 00:59:44,126 It's called "Mountain Crash." 1094 00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:46,101 That impact was incredible. 1095 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:49,800 It knocked the rat spirit right back into its original form. 1096 00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,018 Finish this gourd of water before noon. 1097 00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:58,668 At least four gourds of water a day. 1098 00:59:58,692 --> 01:00:00,668 You two keep an eye on him while he drinks. 1099 01:00:00,692 --> 01:00:02,918 I put some of my dried sweet potatoes in the basket for you. 1100 01:00:02,942 --> 01:00:05,984 They're delicious. Share them among yourselves. 1101 01:00:06,942 --> 01:00:10,160 Make sure you eat enough. Don't give them all away. 1102 01:00:10,184 --> 01:00:12,946 Wait for our good news. 1103 01:00:27,567 --> 01:00:31,585 Mom, stop scolding Dad all the time. 1104 01:00:31,609 --> 01:00:34,726 I know! I don't need you to tell me! 1105 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:40,559 [Beizhang Village] 1106 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:47,208 [Solemnity] 1107 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:52,706 Did Monk Tang and his disciples just pass through here? 1108 01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:56,370 Did they go that way? 1109 01:01:01,938 --> 01:01:03,415 Hey! 1110 01:01:05,108 --> 01:01:07,501 There's a group of scammers pretending to be Monk Tang and his disciples behind us. 1111 01:01:07,525 --> 01:01:08,951 They'll probably arrive tomorrow. 1112 01:01:08,975 --> 01:01:10,663 Keep your guard up. 1113 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:19,835 Monk Tang and the others must be only a few days' journey away. 1114 01:01:19,859 --> 01:01:21,960 We'll travel day and night, full speed ahead. 1115 01:01:21,984 --> 01:01:23,374 Yeah. 1116 01:01:55,833 --> 01:01:59,918 Ba Jie. What does the sign on that temple ahead say? 1117 01:01:59,942 --> 01:02:02,085 It's too far. I can't see it clearly. 1118 01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:03,925 Little... 1119 01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:08,572 Little Leiyin Temple. 1120 01:02:12,858 --> 01:02:14,101 Great. 1121 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,738 Let's go ask for some alms. 1122 01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:19,502 Great King, four monks are approaching from afar. 1123 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:21,210 They look just like Monk Tang and his three disciples. 1124 01:02:21,234 --> 01:02:24,042 What? So soon? 1125 01:02:35,483 --> 01:02:37,252 It really is them. 1126 01:02:37,276 --> 01:02:40,210 Great King, should we hurry up and eat the boy and girl? 1127 01:02:40,234 --> 01:02:41,418 There's no time. 1128 01:02:41,442 --> 01:02:45,051 Quickly, tell the boys to get changed and prepare. 1129 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:07,108 [High Aspirations] 1130 01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:40,768 Ba Jie. Why do all the monks in here look so fierce? 1131 01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:42,434 Not all of them. 1132 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,059 Look at that one. 1133 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,372 That fat monk has a kind face. 1134 01:03:49,609 --> 01:03:54,451 Who are you approaching us? Are you Monk Tang and disciples? 1135 01:03:54,475 --> 01:03:55,752 Yes, we are. 1136 01:03:55,776 --> 01:03:58,543 So, the Abbot knows of this humble monk. 1137 01:03:58,567 --> 01:03:59,585 Insolent! 1138 01:03:59,609 --> 01:04:02,892 Since you are before the Buddha, why do you not bow? 1139 01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,411 - Buddha? - Buddha? 1140 01:04:07,286 --> 01:04:09,059 Hey, wait a second. 1141 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:11,059 Let's step outside for a moment. 1142 01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:12,851 Did he just say "Buddha"? 1143 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:16,518 I can't believe they don't recognize us. 1144 01:04:16,542 --> 01:04:19,221 Could it be 1145 01:04:19,245 --> 01:04:21,001 our acting isn't convincing? 1146 01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,351 - We've already reached the West! - I guess we have. 1147 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,918 That must be the Buddha. 1148 01:04:24,942 --> 01:04:28,283 I didn't recognize him just now. Could there be a problem? 1149 01:04:30,983 --> 01:04:33,376 Doesn't seem like it. No reaction from them. 1150 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,934 That shouldn't be. We've practiced for half a year. 1151 01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:37,601 There shouldn't be any flaws. 1152 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:39,810 Should we just take them down now? 1153 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:41,793 What should we do then? 1154 01:04:41,817 --> 01:04:43,043 Ask him for the sutras. 1155 01:04:43,067 --> 01:04:44,559 Once we have them, we leave. 1156 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:45,834 Me? 1157 01:04:45,858 --> 01:04:47,351 Keep your cool. 1158 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,559 We might not be a match for Sun Wu Kong yet. 1159 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,826 Wait until I eat the boy and girl today. 1160 01:04:52,850 --> 01:04:55,418 The critical moment is here. Don't mess this up. 1161 01:04:55,442 --> 01:04:56,960 Everyone, stay steady. 1162 01:04:56,984 --> 01:04:59,438 Success or failure depends on this. 1163 01:05:06,608 --> 01:05:09,101 Forgive me for my ignorance. 1164 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:13,175 Monk Tang and his disciples pay our respects to the Buddha. 1165 01:05:17,442 --> 01:05:20,851 Monk Tang. By my estimate, you'd arrive tomorrow. 1166 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,226 How is it you've arrived today? 1167 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:24,668 Amitabha. 1168 01:05:24,692 --> 01:05:27,301 We traveled day and night, driven by our desire for the sutras. 1169 01:05:27,325 --> 01:05:29,226 We might have made better time than expected. 1170 01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:32,459 It has been a long journey. You should go and get some rest first. 1171 01:05:32,483 --> 01:05:33,976 There is no need to trouble yourself. 1172 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,618 We are in a hurry to return to Chang'an. 1173 01:05:35,642 --> 01:05:37,668 Could we receive the sutras as soon as possible? 1174 01:05:37,692 --> 01:05:41,605 No rush, no rush at all. 1175 01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:56,044 Hey, Master. Look. 1176 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,126 After obtaining the sutras, even demons can become Buddhas. 1177 01:05:59,150 --> 01:06:01,084 Buddha, to be honest with you, 1178 01:06:01,108 --> 01:06:02,834 all my disciples wish to become Buddhas. 1179 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:05,043 Is it true that reading the sutras is enough? 1180 01:06:05,067 --> 01:06:06,044 Certainly. 1181 01:06:06,068 --> 01:06:09,109 Read the sutras a hundred times, and you shall achieve Buddhahood instantly. 1182 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:10,709 Please, Buddha, grant us the sutras. 1183 01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:13,653 Dhritarashtra. Virudhaka. - Here! - Here! 1184 01:06:13,677 --> 01:06:16,351 Go to the back and prepare the sutras. 1185 01:06:16,375 --> 01:06:18,031 Yes, sir. 1186 01:06:19,824 --> 01:06:21,876 Great King, where are the sutras? 1187 01:06:21,900 --> 01:06:24,126 - Great King? - Cut the chatter! Go and get ready! 1188 01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:26,071 Got it. 1189 01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:31,383 These two Vajra guardians... are quite the mischievous ones. 1190 01:06:52,233 --> 01:06:53,859 Yes, what is it? 1191 01:06:53,883 --> 01:06:56,989 What sutras will you grant us? 1192 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:05,431 First, let me hear what sutras you currently chant in the East. 1193 01:07:06,067 --> 01:07:07,226 What sutras? 1194 01:07:07,250 --> 01:07:09,706 Quick! Say something! 1195 01:07:16,273 --> 01:07:18,309 You're the top monk from the East. 1196 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:20,559 Don't you even remember the names? 1197 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:22,184 Of course I remember. 1198 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:23,983 It's called... 1199 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:28,384 Eight Volumes of Whateveraya. 1200 01:07:28,408 --> 01:07:31,276 You may not have heard of it. It is a very long way away, after all. 1201 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,292 How dare you! 1202 01:07:32,316 --> 01:07:35,608 There is no sutra in the world that the Buddha does not know. 1203 01:07:37,358 --> 01:07:39,726 I have long heard of these eight volumes. 1204 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,376 I hear they are written most brilliantly. 1205 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,500 - Truly captivating. - I actually guessed right. 1206 01:07:45,524 --> 01:07:48,293 I would like to hear you recite this sutra. 1207 01:07:48,317 --> 01:07:50,372 What do you say? 1208 01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:53,793 My master has been feeling a bit under the weather lately. 1209 01:07:53,817 --> 01:07:55,043 His throat is quite sore. 1210 01:07:55,067 --> 01:07:58,633 The Buddha wants to hear a recitation, and yet you're making excuses? 1211 01:08:06,983 --> 01:08:08,809 Weave oh weave away... 1212 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:10,417 Hush hush don't cry... 1213 01:08:10,441 --> 01:08:12,351 East, west, south, north wind... 1214 01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:15,334 - The sentry runs to the north slope... - Allow me to explain. 1215 01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:17,476 This is my master's unique way of chanting sutras. 1216 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:20,043 He uses an Eastern dialect. The greatest sound is silence. 1217 01:08:20,067 --> 01:08:21,585 It's like the murmurs of an infant, 1218 01:08:21,609 --> 01:08:23,226 the chirping of summer insects in the afternoon, 1219 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:25,418 and the sound of plum blossoms falling to the ground. 1220 01:08:25,442 --> 01:08:29,043 It's like the booming voice of an emperor at court, or the hushed whispers of commoners. 1221 01:08:29,067 --> 01:08:30,943 Sometimes read forward, sometimes recited backward. 1222 01:08:30,967 --> 01:08:33,284 The galaxy is brilliant, and songs express our will. 1223 01:08:33,308 --> 01:08:34,976 He strives to perform the Eight Volumes of Whateveraya 1224 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,451 with such poignant emotion, as if in a dream. 1225 01:08:38,475 --> 01:08:41,617 I wonder what the Buddha's evaluation might be? 1226 01:08:44,108 --> 01:08:46,367 Regarding Monk Tang's recitation... The highs are clear, 1227 01:08:46,391 --> 01:08:48,592 the mids are balanced, and the lows are powerful. 1228 01:08:48,616 --> 01:08:50,959 When I close my eyes, there appears before me 1229 01:08:50,983 --> 01:08:53,084 the Great Tang of the East, with its beautiful mountains and rivers. 1230 01:08:53,108 --> 01:08:58,393 I see a world of prosperity, where people live in peace and harmony. 1231 01:08:58,417 --> 01:08:59,909 You are indeed a great monk. 1232 01:08:59,933 --> 01:09:03,393 To think you could recite the Eight Volumes of Whateveraya with such passion and flair! 1233 01:09:03,417 --> 01:09:07,867 You are truly the greatest of all time. 1234 01:09:07,891 --> 01:09:10,309 Good. It is already noon. 1235 01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:12,709 Go and have some vegetarian food first, and then rest. 1236 01:09:12,733 --> 01:09:15,251 There's no need for that. We'll wait right here. 1237 01:09:15,275 --> 01:09:16,793 Everyone is tired. 1238 01:09:16,817 --> 01:09:18,584 It's fine. We're not tired. 1239 01:09:18,608 --> 01:09:20,017 Why are you so stubborn? 1240 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:22,059 Good food and wine are already prepared. 1241 01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:23,875 You're leaving without having a bite? 1242 01:09:23,899 --> 01:09:25,184 There's wine? 1243 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:27,459 Great! I haven't had a drink in ages! 1244 01:09:27,483 --> 01:09:29,267 That's more like it. 1245 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:31,541 Can I say something? 1246 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:37,113 Monks... aren't allowed to drink. 1247 01:09:44,266 --> 01:09:45,876 Who are you people? 1248 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:48,600 - Who are you people? - Stop the act! 1249 01:09:48,624 --> 01:09:51,778 Boys! Reveal your true forms! 1250 01:09:57,442 --> 01:10:00,179 This is your Golden Cudgel? 1251 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,543 It's a backscratcher! Are you kidding me? 1252 01:10:09,567 --> 01:10:11,075 Great King, look! 1253 01:10:11,099 --> 01:10:13,284 A toad! 1254 01:10:13,308 --> 01:10:14,917 It's an illusion! 1255 01:10:14,941 --> 01:10:16,392 Illusion, my foot! 1256 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,289 You bunch of imposters! 1257 01:10:23,758 --> 01:10:25,459 How dare you insult pilgrims! 1258 01:10:25,483 --> 01:10:27,934 I'll report you to the real Buddha! 1259 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:30,559 Have you no shame? You've been exposed! 1260 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:32,981 Great King, why not kill them? 1261 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:38,393 These demons are quite powerful. 1262 01:10:38,417 --> 01:10:41,059 They're different from the ones before. 1263 01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:43,309 Wu Kong lost his staff. What should we do? 1264 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:46,675 No matter. We'll find another in the village ahead. 1265 01:10:49,567 --> 01:10:51,644 We'll find a way. 1266 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:58,617 Are you... Monk Tang and his disciples? 1267 01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,101 Children, come out! 1268 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,168 Sun Wu Kong is here! 1269 01:11:04,192 --> 01:11:06,318 Elders, my father sent a carrier pigeon days ago, 1270 01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:07,818 saying you were coming. 1271 01:11:07,842 --> 01:11:09,751 The whole village has been longing for your arrival. 1272 01:11:09,775 --> 01:11:11,084 You're finally here! 1273 01:11:11,108 --> 01:11:12,834 Your father? 1274 01:11:12,858 --> 01:11:15,584 The Chief of Beizhang Village. 1275 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:17,559 So, this is Mountain Base Village. 1276 01:11:17,583 --> 01:11:20,459 By the way, your father said the children were captured by demons. 1277 01:11:20,483 --> 01:11:23,809 - Aren't they all here? - Five children have already been taken. 1278 01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:27,110 We had no choice but to hide the remaining children. 1279 01:11:27,134 --> 01:11:28,934 I've heard of your great powers, Elders. 1280 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:30,101 Please, have mercy. 1281 01:11:30,125 --> 01:11:32,150 Save the children. 1282 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,559 Please, get up. 1283 01:11:35,583 --> 01:11:37,459 Don't worry. I promised the old chief. 1284 01:11:37,483 --> 01:11:40,309 We'll bring the children back unharmed. 1285 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:41,768 You are most virtuous, Elder. 1286 01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:45,603 - Our saviors! - Tell me, where are the demons? 1287 01:11:45,627 --> 01:11:48,808 At the back hill. At a place called Little Leiyin Temple. 1288 01:11:52,399 --> 01:11:53,642 I told you. 1289 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:56,084 They definitely had more than just those few kids. 1290 01:11:56,108 --> 01:11:58,125 Look, here they are! 1291 01:11:58,149 --> 01:11:59,601 Seize them! 1292 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:01,480 The children! 1293 01:12:07,108 --> 01:12:09,380 Wan Zi, run! 1294 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:21,518 - Elder! - Demon! Don't you dare touch a hair on her head! 1295 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,565 Take that! 1296 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,043 Stay back! Go away! 1297 01:12:28,067 --> 01:12:31,408 Overturning Mountains and Seas! 1298 01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:37,346 Great Sage! 1299 01:12:40,650 --> 01:12:42,876 Not bad! 1300 01:12:46,458 --> 01:12:49,078 Wu Kong! Monk Sha! 1301 01:12:49,858 --> 01:12:53,059 Reporting to the supervisor. We've caught five boys and girls. 1302 01:12:53,083 --> 01:12:56,134 Including the five from before, that's ten in total. 1303 01:12:56,158 --> 01:12:57,801 That's enough. 1304 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,180 Elder. 1305 01:13:03,386 --> 01:13:04,517 Nice acting. 1306 01:13:04,541 --> 01:13:06,309 Let's go. Come with us. 1307 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,934 The Great King wants to see you. 1308 01:13:08,958 --> 01:13:12,351 You're in cahoots with them! 1309 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:16,393 No, we're not. We are pilgrims on a quest for sutras. 1310 01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:18,598 Pilgrims? 1311 01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:24,600 With your pathetic skills, you want to go on a quest for sutras? 1312 01:13:24,624 --> 01:13:28,268 Sir, please have mercy! Sir, please have mercy! 1313 01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:30,576 Tell these people who you really are! 1314 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,600 We are impersonators of Monk Tang. 1315 01:13:32,624 --> 01:13:35,877 We are impersonators. 1316 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,710 Do you know who you are now? 1317 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,809 Take a good look, everyone. 1318 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:48,018 He's just a scruffy wild demon. 1319 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,351 Hurry and tell your friends and family, 1320 01:13:49,375 --> 01:13:50,518 your distant relatives and neighbors. 1321 01:13:50,542 --> 01:13:54,101 If you see these four frauds pretending to be Monk Tang and his disciples, 1322 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,768 beat them to death! 1323 01:13:55,792 --> 01:13:58,268 You, take them all back. 1324 01:13:58,292 --> 01:14:01,546 Bao Er! My Bao Er! 1325 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,060 I didn't mean to lie to you. 1326 01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:30,060 - Your father really did entrust me... - Liar! 1327 01:14:30,084 --> 01:14:31,893 Liar! 1328 01:14:31,917 --> 01:14:33,935 You're still acting? 1329 01:14:33,959 --> 01:14:35,185 Go ahead, keep acting. 1330 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,059 How shameless. 1331 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:01,018 Consider yourselves lucky. 1332 01:15:01,042 --> 01:15:03,393 The Four Guardians' acting was terrible. 1333 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:05,226 The Great King appreciates your acting skills. 1334 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:07,603 He's letting you stay to play the Four Guardians. 1335 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,143 The Guardian costumes are in the back. 1336 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,726 Change and start rehearsing. 1337 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,416 I won't. 1338 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,768 I want to go on the quest for sutras. 1339 01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:17,143 Don't you understand yet? 1340 01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:19,351 The villagers all know we're fakes now. 1341 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:20,726 Word will spread like wildfire. 1342 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:22,351 How can we continue our journey? 1343 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:25,463 It's impossible for you to succeed. 1344 01:15:28,167 --> 01:15:30,616 Do you know why? 1345 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:36,492 Buddha and Sun Wu Kong have known each other for a long time. 1346 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:39,809 500 years ago, when Sun Wu Kong wreaked havoc in Heaven, 1347 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,976 he already knew Buddha. 1348 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,726 Zhu Ba Jie and Monk Sha are also reincarnated celestial beings. 1349 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,392 And Monk Tang is the Golden Cicada, 1350 01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:48,351 a close friend of the emperor. 1351 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,643 Do you think just anyone can go on the quest? 1352 01:15:50,667 --> 01:15:52,309 Look at you nobodies. 1353 01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:53,642 I think you need to stay here 1354 01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:55,059 and get your heads straight. 1355 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:58,268 Following the Great King faithfully is your best bet. 1356 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,017 I... I won't join you in doing evil. 1357 01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:02,518 You ungrateful fool. 1358 01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,767 Countless demons dream of entering Little Leiyin Temple. 1359 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:06,143 In the demon realm, besides Lion Camel Ridge, 1360 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:08,309 who dares claim to be on par with Little Leiyin Temple? 1361 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:09,559 Demons with hundreds of years of cultivation 1362 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:11,142 would willingly wash pots and do chores 1363 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,976 just to get a job here. 1364 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,976 And you're still being picky? 1365 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,351 Get changed and start rehearsing. 1366 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,683 The Great King will be here soon to check. 1367 01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:25,809 To be honest, 1368 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,143 this place is much better than Great King Cave. 1369 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:31,032 But... what about the children? 1370 01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:45,018 Great Sage! 1371 01:16:45,042 --> 01:16:48,684 You must help me get justice! 1372 01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:50,476 Four demons are impersonating you, 1373 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:53,101 and they even killed my big brother! 1374 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,351 How did you find this place? 1375 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:56,018 I asked around all the way west. 1376 01:16:56,042 --> 01:16:58,101 I saw your white horse outside, 1377 01:16:58,125 --> 01:17:00,393 so I knew you must be here. 1378 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:04,518 Great Sage, please avenge my brother! 1379 01:17:04,542 --> 01:17:06,143 We are fakes. 1380 01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:08,851 Those four are the real pilgrims. 1381 01:17:08,875 --> 01:17:10,559 Stop joking. 1382 01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:11,643 It's true. 1383 01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:12,893 We are fakes. 1384 01:17:12,917 --> 01:17:14,351 How is that possible? 1385 01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,101 You are full of righteousness, 1386 01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,268 with light in your eyes. 1387 01:17:17,292 --> 01:17:19,142 Those four shifty-eyed imposters... 1388 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:22,018 How could they compare to you? 1389 01:17:22,042 --> 01:17:24,018 Open your eyes and take a good look! 1390 01:17:24,042 --> 01:17:25,976 I'm just an ugly wild boar. 1391 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,809 He's not Monk Tang, he's a toad! 1392 01:17:27,833 --> 01:17:29,851 He complains all day about being a failure. 1393 01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:32,643 And look at him! This beard is just hair from the gorilla! 1394 01:17:32,667 --> 01:17:34,101 It's fake! 1395 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,726 It's just an illusion! 1396 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:38,226 - Look at him! - He's a shy coward who stutters. 1397 01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:41,851 He can't even say "Great Sage Equal to Heaven" without tripping over his words! 1398 01:17:41,875 --> 01:17:44,226 I don't believe it. 1399 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,809 You're trying to trick me again. 1400 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:47,226 But they're going to eat the children! 1401 01:17:47,250 --> 01:17:49,143 If we just stand by and watch, 1402 01:17:49,167 --> 01:17:50,684 can we still call ourselves pilgrims? 1403 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:51,809 Look at yourself. 1404 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,309 You're not a pilgrim. 1405 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:54,351 You're a demon. 1406 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,268 What do those children have to do with you? 1407 01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:57,934 It's only natural for demons to eat humans. 1408 01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,684 We should still try to save the children. 1409 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,017 I'll beg the Great King later. 1410 01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:02,143 Maybe there's still a chance. 1411 01:18:02,167 --> 01:18:03,268 Keep on acting. 1412 01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,684 You're very convincing. 1413 01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:08,851 Great King, I've arranged for the four of them to rehearse here separately. 1414 01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:10,450 Look. 1415 01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:13,268 Why haven't you changed yet? 1416 01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,018 Monk Tang and his disciples will be here tomorrow. 1417 01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:18,432 If anything goes wrong, do you know what the consequences will be? 1418 01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,240 Who are you? 1419 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:23,435 I see. 1420 01:18:23,459 --> 01:18:25,643 You want to catch those four guys too? 1421 01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:26,893 Reporting to the Great King. 1422 01:18:26,917 --> 01:18:28,685 He's a demon who followed us on the way. 1423 01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:30,852 He's been disrupting our rehearsal. 1424 01:18:30,876 --> 01:18:33,977 That explains your acting. 1425 01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,498 I get it. 1426 01:18:36,334 --> 01:18:38,851 I get it. 1427 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,143 Hey. 1428 01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:41,310 Yellow Eyebrows. 1429 01:18:41,334 --> 01:18:43,965 Let's catch those four guys together. 1430 01:18:46,042 --> 01:18:48,351 Come, follow me. 1431 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,601 Let's go prepare together. 1432 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:52,129 Oh, all right. 1433 01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:55,531 You can't fool me. 1434 01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:59,287 You're the real pilgrims. 1435 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,559 When we catch them, 1436 01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:04,226 let me kill that fake monkey myself. 1437 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:06,809 To avenge my big brother! 1438 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:08,287 Great King. 1439 01:19:12,542 --> 01:19:15,018 Great King, we'll play the Four Guardians, but on one condition. 1440 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:16,809 Can you let the children go? 1441 01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,102 Bargaining with the Great King? 1442 01:19:18,126 --> 01:19:20,018 You're asking for death! 1443 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:31,059 You bunch... 1444 01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:33,722 Do you want to eat Monk Tang's flesh? 1445 01:19:36,958 --> 01:19:38,309 Are we even worthy? 1446 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:42,101 The Four Guardians can at least get two kidneys. 1447 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:45,143 This place is so much better than the Great King Cave. 1448 01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,726 I must eat the children 1449 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:47,727 to increase my power. 1450 01:19:47,751 --> 01:19:49,268 Only then can I defeat Sun Wu Kong, 1451 01:19:49,292 --> 01:19:52,268 and only then will you have Monk Tang's flesh to eat. 1452 01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:56,057 Now, do you understand? 1453 01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:58,893 Change your clothes. 1454 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:01,726 What... What are you hesitating for? 1455 01:20:01,750 --> 01:20:03,923 If you won't change, I will. 1456 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:16,101 I'm sorry. 1457 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,684 When you first came to me, 1458 01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:21,602 that's not what you said. 1459 01:20:21,626 --> 01:20:23,727 I was in it for Monk Tang's flesh from the start. 1460 01:20:23,751 --> 01:20:25,019 Now that we have it, 1461 01:20:25,043 --> 01:20:27,060 what more do you want? 1462 01:20:27,084 --> 01:20:29,394 I have parents and siblings back home. 1463 01:20:29,418 --> 01:20:30,977 If they get a bite of Monk Tang's flesh, 1464 01:20:31,001 --> 01:20:32,940 that beats anything else. 1465 01:20:43,917 --> 01:20:46,602 Great King, this outfit is a bit big. 1466 01:20:46,626 --> 01:20:48,482 Put on the mask. 1467 01:20:49,251 --> 01:20:51,105 Come here. 1468 01:21:06,269 --> 01:21:09,151 Great King, your power is truly boundless. 1469 01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:16,491 Very professional. 1470 01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,771 Why haven't you changed yet? 1471 01:21:35,875 --> 01:21:36,934 What are you waiting for? 1472 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:38,903 Hurry up and change. 1473 01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:43,401 Come on, don't be stubborn. 1474 01:21:51,417 --> 01:21:54,105 Refusing to eat Monk Tang's flesh? 1475 01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:58,000 I don't believe such a demon exists. 1476 01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:01,699 I... I'm not a demon. 1477 01:22:02,625 --> 01:22:04,393 I am the Great Sage... 1478 01:22:04,417 --> 01:22:06,844 The Great Sage Equal to Heaven! 1479 01:22:13,083 --> 01:22:14,226 Reporting! 1480 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,768 Great King, the altar is ready. 1481 01:22:15,792 --> 01:22:17,979 Please come and inspect it. 1482 01:22:19,750 --> 01:22:20,769 Inspector Panther. 1483 01:22:20,793 --> 01:22:21,852 Throw him into the dungeon. 1484 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:22,893 Give him the full treatment. 1485 01:22:22,917 --> 01:22:24,309 We'll see if he still refuses to obey. 1486 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:25,598 Yes, sir. 1487 01:22:26,458 --> 01:22:28,018 Take him away. 1488 01:22:29,144 --> 01:22:30,851 - Inspector Panther. - Keep rehearsing properly! 1489 01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:35,175 Or else, don't even think about eating Monk Tang's flesh. 1490 01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:42,310 That gorilla is so stubborn. 1491 01:22:42,334 --> 01:22:43,976 Let him cool off for a bit. 1492 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,268 I'll go talk to him later. 1493 01:22:45,292 --> 01:22:47,685 The three of us should hurry and rehearse. 1494 01:22:47,709 --> 01:22:49,843 Second Senior Brother. 1495 01:22:49,867 --> 01:22:51,260 I... 1496 01:22:52,084 --> 01:22:53,726 You're not playing Monk Sha right now. 1497 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:55,511 You can talk. 1498 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,602 What's wrong? 1499 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,935 I want to go back. 1500 01:23:03,959 --> 01:23:05,018 Back where? 1501 01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:06,393 Back to Mount Langlang. 1502 01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:08,434 Don't you want to eat Monk Tang's flesh? 1503 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:10,768 I never said I wanted to eat Monk Tang's flesh. 1504 01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:12,226 When I left with you guys, 1505 01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:15,268 you said seeking the sutras would grant immortality. 1506 01:23:15,292 --> 01:23:17,726 Eating Monk Tang's flesh can also grant immortality. 1507 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:20,768 But eating so many children just for Monk Tang's flesh... 1508 01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:22,393 It just doesn't feel right. 1509 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,351 Right or wrong doesn't matter in this world. 1510 01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,434 Just look out for yourself. 1511 01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:28,653 You can't go wrong siding with whoever is strongest. 1512 01:23:33,594 --> 01:23:35,393 Didn't you use to lie and cheat for food and drinks too? 1513 01:23:35,417 --> 01:23:37,494 Stop acting so high and mighty. 1514 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:41,633 How can we play the Four Guardians without you? 1515 01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:56,000 Wait. 1516 01:23:58,042 --> 01:23:59,309 Turn right when you go out. 1517 01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:00,934 Take the side door in the backyard. 1518 01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:02,599 There are no guards. 1519 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:17,559 So, that's it? We're just splitting up? 1520 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,393 Why did you let him go? 1521 01:24:19,417 --> 01:24:21,497 You're not wavering, too, are you? 1522 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,559 Don't hesitate. 1523 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:24,976 Hurry up and burn the luggage. 1524 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,518 So, you won't miss him when you see his things. 1525 01:24:26,542 --> 01:24:28,518 I'll find another demon to replace the Yellow Weasel. 1526 01:24:28,542 --> 01:24:30,075 You hurry up, too. 1527 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,518 Great King, that Gorilla refuses to obey. 1528 01:24:34,542 --> 01:24:35,851 How should we deal with him? 1529 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:38,268 No blood should be shed in the temple today. 1530 01:24:38,292 --> 01:24:39,518 Take him to the back hill. 1531 01:24:39,542 --> 01:24:41,020 Yes, sir. 1532 01:25:40,208 --> 01:25:44,958 [Subduing Demons] 1533 01:25:57,708 --> 01:25:59,840 Still won't repent? 1534 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,851 Any last words? 1535 01:26:02,875 --> 01:26:05,436 [Purge Evil] [Eradicate Ills For the People] 1536 01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:08,042 [Subduing Demons] [Peerless Hero] 1537 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:17,268 I am 1538 01:26:17,292 --> 01:26:25,292 the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! 1539 01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:36,574 This guy has lost his mind. 1540 01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:42,175 Keep moving. 1541 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,987 Jump! 1542 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,851 I heard everything. 1543 01:26:56,875 --> 01:26:59,184 You said it yourself this time. 1544 01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:01,018 You're the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. 1545 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:03,601 I don't know what kind of act you're putting on, 1546 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:04,976 but I don't understand 1547 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,393 why you're so determined to kill me. 1548 01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:16,608 I'm the second-in-command of Double Dog Cave. 1549 01:27:17,792 --> 01:27:21,622 Dealing with little demons like you is a piece of cake. 1550 01:27:26,792 --> 01:27:29,309 Then try this! 1551 01:27:29,333 --> 01:27:31,624 Invincible Bullhead! 1552 01:27:42,528 --> 01:27:44,510 Is he dead for good this time? 1553 01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:47,751 He should be. 1554 01:27:52,042 --> 01:27:54,268 Invincible Bullhead! 1555 01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:06,905 His head is harder than yours. 1556 01:28:06,929 --> 01:28:08,772 Much harder. 1557 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:17,018 - Wa... - What? 1558 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:18,676 Wa... 1559 01:28:20,167 --> 01:28:21,643 Watch out! 1560 01:28:21,667 --> 01:28:24,150 Let go of me! Let go of me! 1561 01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:27,009 Let him go! 1562 01:28:37,917 --> 01:28:39,435 Trying to ambush me with such a tiny stone? 1563 01:28:39,459 --> 01:28:41,526 You've got to be kidding. 1564 01:28:43,167 --> 01:28:45,027 Then how about this? 1565 01:28:59,917 --> 01:29:02,143 What should we do now? 1566 01:29:02,167 --> 01:29:04,726 Can we... Can we still go get the sutras? 1567 01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:06,059 Stop asking that. 1568 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,893 That path is blocked. 1569 01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:09,351 No. 1570 01:29:09,375 --> 01:29:11,328 We're going to get the sutras. 1571 01:29:13,633 --> 01:29:15,518 Didn't they say Buddha knows Sun Wu Kong? 1572 01:29:15,542 --> 01:29:17,434 How can we go? 1573 01:29:17,458 --> 01:29:19,018 This time, we won't pretend to be them. 1574 01:29:19,042 --> 01:29:20,865 We'll go as ourselves. 1575 01:29:23,917 --> 01:29:25,857 If they can do it, 1576 01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:29,416 why can't we? 1577 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:37,101 The full moon of the 15th is here. 1578 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,059 Time for the child sacrifice. 1579 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:43,267 Great King, please bathe and change. 1580 01:29:43,291 --> 01:29:45,267 Yellow Eyebrows is going to eat the children! 1581 01:29:45,291 --> 01:29:46,809 What do we do? 1582 01:29:46,833 --> 01:29:48,267 If we just stand by and watch, 1583 01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:50,141 what's the point of getting the sutras? 1584 01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:52,060 Where are the kids being kept? 1585 01:29:52,084 --> 01:29:53,476 I... I know. 1586 01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:54,851 They're in... 1587 01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:56,059 In the dungeon where I was kept. 1588 01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:57,768 But it's heavily guarded. 1589 01:29:57,792 --> 01:29:59,664 How do we save them? 1590 01:29:59,688 --> 01:30:01,726 Wasn't your fake beard made from his hair? 1591 01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:02,727 Yeah. 1592 01:30:02,751 --> 01:30:04,889 Then he'll lend you some this time. 1593 01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:07,434 You didn't lose your eyebrows, did you? 1594 01:30:07,458 --> 01:30:08,435 No. 1595 01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:10,726 Why is the Gorilla at the top? 1596 01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,059 He knows the way! 1597 01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:14,809 Then why am I at the bottom? 1598 01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:17,059 You're the strongest from carrying loads! 1599 01:30:17,083 --> 01:30:18,434 Turn right. 1600 01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:19,844 Wa... 1601 01:30:21,292 --> 01:30:23,114 Watch out for the... 1602 01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:25,875 The... The stairs! 1603 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,432 Great King. 1604 01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:59,910 The time has come. Go fetch the children. 1605 01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:12,534 Great King, are you all right? 1606 01:31:23,638 --> 01:31:25,002 O... 1607 01:31:26,792 --> 01:31:28,291 Open the door! 1608 01:31:36,417 --> 01:31:37,976 Hurry up! 1609 01:31:39,292 --> 01:31:42,351 Come on, raise your arms a bit higher. 1610 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:43,768 Hey, what's wrong with your arm? 1611 01:31:43,792 --> 01:31:45,552 Can't raise it, can you? 1612 01:31:46,458 --> 01:31:48,084 Great King. 1613 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:51,018 Great King, I'm training them now. 1614 01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:53,393 I guarantee they'll be ready tomorrow. 1615 01:31:53,417 --> 01:31:57,162 Sure. U-Understood. 1616 01:32:13,042 --> 01:32:14,460 Great King. 1617 01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,268 Great King, you could have just told us. 1618 01:32:17,292 --> 01:32:18,935 There was no need to come in person. 1619 01:32:18,959 --> 01:32:21,248 We would have brought them to the altar. 1620 01:32:23,792 --> 01:32:25,312 Great King. 1621 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:28,185 That's the backyard. 1622 01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:30,054 The altar is this way. 1623 01:32:33,084 --> 01:32:34,685 Great King. 1624 01:32:34,709 --> 01:32:36,106 You... 1625 01:32:37,542 --> 01:32:40,588 I... I... 1626 01:32:41,208 --> 01:32:44,453 Great King, why are you stuttering? 1627 01:32:48,833 --> 01:32:49,852 How dare you! 1628 01:32:49,876 --> 01:32:51,601 The Great King goes wherever he wants. 1629 01:32:51,625 --> 01:32:54,364 Does he need you to remind him? 1630 01:32:59,252 --> 01:33:00,768 Go to the altar and get ready. 1631 01:33:00,792 --> 01:33:02,822 Stop following the Great King. 1632 01:33:03,838 --> 01:33:05,695 Right, Great King? 1633 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:12,780 Yeah. 1634 01:33:13,672 --> 01:33:15,120 Yes, sir. 1635 01:33:19,542 --> 01:33:21,934 Hey, what about me? 1636 01:33:21,958 --> 01:33:23,393 Go back to whatever you were doing. 1637 01:33:23,417 --> 01:33:25,124 You got it! 1638 01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:31,309 Let's go together. 1639 01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:33,809 I'm still hoping for some of the flesh. 1640 01:33:33,833 --> 01:33:35,695 Until we meet again. 1641 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,435 Where are we taking the kids? 1642 01:33:50,459 --> 01:33:51,685 As far away as possible. 1643 01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:53,883 We'll wait until Sun Wu Kong arrives tomorrow. 1644 01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:58,434 Guards! 1645 01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,059 Here, sir! 1646 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:01,268 Help me dress. 1647 01:34:01,292 --> 01:34:03,023 Yes, sir. 1648 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,014 Great King, your clothes are gone! 1649 01:34:16,208 --> 01:34:18,434 Weren't you acting all tough just now? 1650 01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,661 Why have you gone quiet? 1651 01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:24,434 Great King... 1652 01:34:24,458 --> 01:34:26,459 Where are the children? 1653 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:29,934 Didn't you take them yourself? 1654 01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:31,309 You've been with me for years. 1655 01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:34,119 Can't you even recognize my face? 1656 01:34:43,583 --> 01:34:46,268 Who is this? 1657 01:34:46,292 --> 01:34:50,835 How dare you ruin my plans! 1658 01:35:09,291 --> 01:35:11,037 Get up, quickly! 1659 01:35:17,197 --> 01:35:18,561 Take him away. 1660 01:35:20,493 --> 01:35:21,976 Hurry, go! 1661 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,268 You guys go first. 1662 01:35:23,292 --> 01:35:24,309 What about you? 1663 01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:25,393 Have you forgotten? 1664 01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:27,059 I have my ultimate move. 1665 01:35:27,083 --> 01:35:30,652 Didn't you say you could only use it once in your life? 1666 01:35:31,917 --> 01:35:33,915 This is the time. 1667 01:35:41,461 --> 01:35:43,076 Let's go. 1668 01:36:29,042 --> 01:36:32,594 [Subduing Demons] 1669 01:36:41,875 --> 01:36:43,893 So, it's you. 1670 01:36:43,917 --> 01:36:45,643 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 1671 01:36:45,667 --> 01:36:48,059 Hand over the children now! 1672 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:50,646 You'll have to get past me first. 1673 01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:53,768 Get past you? 1674 01:36:53,792 --> 01:36:55,393 With what? 1675 01:36:55,417 --> 01:36:57,851 I was saving this ultimate move, 1676 01:36:57,875 --> 01:36:59,809 for my cultivation. 1677 01:36:59,833 --> 01:37:02,351 But it seems... it's fate. 1678 01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:05,518 Today, I'm going to use it on you! 1679 01:37:05,542 --> 01:37:07,601 An ultimate move? 1680 01:37:07,625 --> 01:37:09,059 What kind of move could you have? 1681 01:37:09,083 --> 01:37:10,684 Heaven and earth shift, sun and moon glow. 1682 01:37:10,708 --> 01:37:11,934 Stars align in the sky, all things transform. 1683 01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:14,518 Clouds rise and rain falls, action follows the heart. 1684 01:37:14,542 --> 01:37:16,667 [Subduing Demons] 1685 01:37:25,750 --> 01:37:28,633 Boys, attack! 1686 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:56,557 You're quite stubborn, aren't you? 1687 01:38:12,042 --> 01:38:13,059 Just you wait. 1688 01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:14,143 When Sun Wu Kong and the others arrive, 1689 01:38:14,167 --> 01:38:15,392 you're finished! 1690 01:38:15,416 --> 01:38:16,393 You've done so much evil. 1691 01:38:16,417 --> 01:38:18,226 You'll end up in the eighteenth level of hell! 1692 01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:21,226 I'll send you to hell first! 1693 01:38:21,250 --> 01:38:23,633 Great King, wait! 1694 01:38:24,417 --> 01:38:26,309 Great King, watch how I handle him. 1695 01:38:26,333 --> 01:38:27,809 Heaven and earth shift, sun and moon glow. 1696 01:38:27,833 --> 01:38:29,226 Stars align in the sky, all things transform. 1697 01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:32,284 Clouds rise and rain falls, action follows the heart. 1698 01:38:51,666 --> 01:38:53,545 Can you stay away from me? 1699 01:38:54,292 --> 01:38:56,351 How did you know this ultimate move had a fusion technique? 1700 01:38:56,375 --> 01:38:57,726 I never told you about it. 1701 01:38:57,750 --> 01:38:59,101 I went to your house once when we were kids. 1702 01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,101 Your dad told me when he was drunk. 1703 01:39:01,125 --> 01:39:02,684 Do you know that after using this move, 1704 01:39:02,708 --> 01:39:04,059 we'll all be forced back to our original forms? 1705 01:39:04,083 --> 01:39:05,768 I know. But what choice do we have? 1706 01:39:05,792 --> 01:39:07,101 I wanted immortality, 1707 01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:08,851 but following you has led to an early grave instead. 1708 01:39:08,875 --> 01:39:10,309 Don't you think I'm pathetic? 1709 01:39:10,333 --> 01:39:11,768 Are you two finished talking? 1710 01:39:11,792 --> 01:39:12,769 So, you're here to help me? 1711 01:39:12,793 --> 01:39:14,101 Isn't it obvious? 1712 01:39:14,125 --> 01:39:16,374 How dare you toy with me! 1713 01:39:27,542 --> 01:39:29,059 - Can't hit me! - Can't hit me! 1714 01:39:29,083 --> 01:39:30,947 - Can't hit me! - Can't hit me! 1715 01:39:32,209 --> 01:39:33,931 Why do I even bother? 1716 01:40:03,375 --> 01:40:04,518 Rise! 1717 01:40:04,542 --> 01:40:06,515 Now's our chance! 1718 01:40:31,334 --> 01:40:33,726 Your ultimate move isn't all that. 1719 01:40:33,750 --> 01:40:36,268 Even with both of us, we can't beat him. 1720 01:40:36,292 --> 01:40:38,893 Are you regretting it again? 1721 01:40:38,917 --> 01:40:40,768 My biggest regret 1722 01:40:40,792 --> 01:40:42,977 is ever meeting you. 1723 01:40:43,001 --> 01:40:44,809 You could've lived a peaceful life. 1724 01:40:44,833 --> 01:40:47,143 With such great power, 1725 01:40:47,167 --> 01:40:49,852 what on earth are you two after? 1726 01:40:49,876 --> 01:40:52,310 If this move didn't have a time limit, 1727 01:40:52,334 --> 01:40:54,587 I would definitely defeat you. 1728 01:40:55,294 --> 01:40:57,977 Still stubborn even at death's door. 1729 01:40:58,001 --> 01:41:01,553 - Clouds rise and rain falls... - Clouds rise and rain falls... 1730 01:41:09,167 --> 01:41:10,684 How did you two know about it? 1731 01:41:10,708 --> 01:41:11,768 Know what? 1732 01:41:11,792 --> 01:41:13,352 The fusion technique. 1733 01:41:13,376 --> 01:41:14,518 Your dad told us. 1734 01:41:14,542 --> 01:41:15,810 When? 1735 01:41:15,834 --> 01:41:18,922 That day at your house, your dad told me when he was drunk. 1736 01:41:22,550 --> 01:41:24,102 Dad... 1737 01:41:24,126 --> 01:41:25,226 Where are the children? 1738 01:41:25,250 --> 01:41:27,047 They're all hidden away. 1739 01:41:28,459 --> 01:41:30,560 Hidden where? 1740 01:41:30,584 --> 01:41:32,859 - Not... - Going... 1741 01:41:34,084 --> 01:41:35,309 To tell... 1742 01:41:35,333 --> 01:41:36,518 You! 1743 01:41:36,542 --> 01:41:38,959 Then you can all just die! 1744 01:41:41,417 --> 01:41:42,601 Hey! 1745 01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:43,809 That's my foot. 1746 01:41:43,833 --> 01:41:45,975 - Grab him! - What are you doing? 1747 01:41:45,999 --> 01:41:47,643 Three... 1748 01:41:47,667 --> 01:41:49,527 I haven't washed it for three months! 1749 01:41:51,250 --> 01:41:54,351 - Bring it on! - Black Wind Piercing the Sun! 1750 01:41:54,375 --> 01:41:56,097 You're really pushing your luck! 1751 01:42:43,167 --> 01:42:45,560 This crappy mace is actually quite tough. 1752 01:42:45,584 --> 01:42:47,478 Make sure he doesn't notice. 1753 01:42:56,959 --> 01:42:58,768 It's almost dawn. 1754 01:42:58,792 --> 01:43:00,893 These meddling fools... 1755 01:43:00,917 --> 01:43:02,101 I never expected 1756 01:43:02,125 --> 01:43:03,684 that a bunch of nobodies 1757 01:43:03,708 --> 01:43:06,559 could force me to use my final move. 1758 01:43:06,583 --> 01:43:10,089 Who do you think you are? 1759 01:43:27,625 --> 01:43:29,325 What's happening? 1760 01:43:41,083 --> 01:43:42,101 What's wrong? 1761 01:43:42,125 --> 01:43:43,559 The ultimate move's time is almost up. 1762 01:43:43,583 --> 01:43:46,103 Everyone, use all of your cultivation! 1763 01:43:54,433 --> 01:43:57,005 Here I come! 1764 01:43:58,833 --> 01:44:00,393 Toad, you take the legs! 1765 01:44:00,417 --> 01:44:02,038 Got it! 1766 01:44:14,625 --> 01:44:16,657 I can't hold out much longer! 1767 01:44:34,333 --> 01:44:36,351 Crushing Weight! 1768 01:44:36,375 --> 01:44:38,393 No Survivors! 1769 01:44:38,417 --> 01:44:39,726 - Wild Boar! - Gorilla! 1770 01:44:39,750 --> 01:44:42,708 - Weasel! - Toad Punch! 1771 01:45:01,042 --> 01:45:03,203 I don't understand. 1772 01:45:04,750 --> 01:45:07,001 What exactly do you want? 1773 01:45:10,869 --> 01:45:12,820 I want 1774 01:45:17,292 --> 01:45:20,074 to live the way I want to. 1775 01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:51,756 He's actually just a boy. 1776 01:47:02,724 --> 01:47:04,678 Time's up. 1777 01:47:22,917 --> 01:47:26,949 Looks like the pilgrimage is really over for us. 1778 01:47:28,250 --> 01:47:30,059 Do you think after we turn back into beasts, 1779 01:47:30,083 --> 01:47:32,393 we'll still recognize each other? 1780 01:47:32,417 --> 01:47:36,101 Quick, remember what everyone looks like. 1781 01:47:36,125 --> 01:47:38,809 You... your teeth are a bit yellow. 1782 01:47:38,833 --> 01:47:42,226 And you, one eye is bigger than the other. 1783 01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:44,059 You... red butt. 1784 01:47:44,083 --> 01:47:46,601 You... You're the one with the red butt! 1785 01:47:46,625 --> 01:47:49,268 I... I'm a gorilla. 1786 01:47:49,292 --> 01:47:51,768 Then you have to say "Great Sage Equal to Heaven." 1787 01:47:51,792 --> 01:47:53,919 Let's see if you still stutter. 1788 01:48:00,583 --> 01:48:02,518 I'm not ready to give up. 1789 01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:05,244 I haven't achieved anything in this life. 1790 01:48:06,552 --> 01:48:07,976 In the next life, 1791 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,684 I hope we're reincarnated well. 1792 01:48:10,708 --> 01:48:13,767 Hey, I still don't know your names. 1793 01:48:13,791 --> 01:48:15,517 That's true. 1794 01:48:15,541 --> 01:48:17,490 My name is... 1795 01:48:27,208 --> 01:48:29,191 He's quite cute. 1796 01:48:29,215 --> 01:48:31,857 Actually, his name is... 1797 01:48:43,750 --> 01:48:45,101 In the next life, 1798 01:48:45,125 --> 01:48:47,146 I hope you're a chatterbox. 1799 01:49:54,333 --> 01:49:55,934 Maitreya Buddha. 1800 01:49:55,958 --> 01:49:59,184 I sent you to help Monk Tang complete his 81 tribulations. 1801 01:49:59,208 --> 01:50:02,268 But look at you, eating children here. 1802 01:50:02,292 --> 01:50:03,434 I wouldn't dare do it again. 1803 01:50:03,458 --> 01:50:05,643 Please give me another chance, Buddha. 1804 01:50:05,667 --> 01:50:07,351 Your skills are worrying. 1805 01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:09,184 I'm afraid you're no match for Wu Kong. 1806 01:50:09,208 --> 01:50:12,143 I've just infused more power into you. 1807 01:50:12,167 --> 01:50:14,018 I'll also give you the Golden Cymbals and the Human Seed Bag. 1808 01:50:14,042 --> 01:50:15,726 Two magical treasures. Prepare well. 1809 01:50:15,750 --> 01:50:17,518 There must be no mistakes. 1810 01:50:17,542 --> 01:50:19,101 Thank you, Buddha. Thank you. 1811 01:50:19,125 --> 01:50:20,976 I'll go back and prepare now. 1812 01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:22,809 This sin is unforgivable. 1813 01:50:22,833 --> 01:50:23,976 I'll note it down for now. 1814 01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,476 After Monk Tang and his disciples leave, 1815 01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:27,810 come back to receive your punishment. 1816 01:50:27,834 --> 01:50:29,451 Yes. 1817 01:50:34,042 --> 01:50:37,466 Buddha, what about those four little fellows? 1818 01:50:52,042 --> 01:50:53,476 Wu Kong. 1819 01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:55,949 Look, what place is that? 1820 01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:00,893 Master, it's a temple. 1821 01:51:00,917 --> 01:51:02,851 It looks like Leiyin Temple, 1822 01:51:02,875 --> 01:51:05,393 but I sense a bit of an evil aura. 1823 01:51:05,417 --> 01:51:08,059 If it's Leiyin, then it's Spirit Mountain. 1824 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:10,059 We've traveled so far, 1825 01:51:10,083 --> 01:51:11,351 and we're finally here. 1826 01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:13,249 Let's hurry. 1827 01:51:26,750 --> 01:51:28,518 This little pig is so cute. 1828 01:51:28,542 --> 01:51:31,072 Just like when I was little. 1829 01:51:47,250 --> 01:51:55,250 [Exorcise Demons] 1830 01:51:55,875 --> 01:51:56,893 Monkey Bro! 1831 01:51:56,917 --> 01:51:59,216 What are you doing? 1832 01:52:01,833 --> 01:52:03,949 These four little rascals... 1833 01:52:05,792 --> 01:52:09,153 One of these Life-Saving Hairs for each of you. 1834 01:52:13,792 --> 01:52:16,602 Let's go, Monkey Bro! 1835 01:52:16,626 --> 01:52:18,161 Coming! 1836 01:52:57,028 --> 01:52:59,828 [Benevolence comes from kind thoughts] [Virtue comes from a good heart] 1837 01:53:02,408 --> 01:53:09,839 [To each brave soul who dares to begin] 1838 01:57:34,583 --> 01:57:37,059 [Three Days Later] 1839 01:57:37,083 --> 01:57:39,309 Big Brother... [King of Dogs Tomb] 1840 01:57:39,333 --> 01:57:42,351 I regret it so much. 1841 01:57:42,375 --> 01:57:45,101 Just one bite away. 1842 01:57:45,125 --> 01:57:48,643 If you had taken that bite back then, 1843 01:57:48,667 --> 01:57:50,059 you would have been like me, 1844 01:57:50,083 --> 01:57:53,684 attaining an immortal body. 1845 01:57:53,708 --> 01:57:54,934 The world is tough. 1846 01:57:54,958 --> 01:57:57,028 It's so hard to be a dog. 1847 01:57:57,875 --> 01:57:58,934 Big Brother... 1848 01:57:58,958 --> 01:58:01,143 I will definitely find that fake Sun Wu Kong 1849 01:58:01,167 --> 01:58:03,196 and avenge you! 124342