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So, like, ever since Morishige was dumped by Miura-san,

he's been texting Hiroko nonstop.

What? Ew.

I guess Matsuzaki-san is single now, too.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Tsubomi. Wanna go to karaoke after school?

Huh? Uh, sorry, I'm actually a bit under the weather.

I'll pass.

Huh? Really? You should hang out with us every once in a while.

Oh, shit! Snot just exploded everywhere!

Come on. You don't have to sing, so just come with us.

Maybe next time. Hey, do you two have any tissues?

Nope.

I'm going to go throw this in the garbage, so put the cleaning tools away for me.

We'll go with you. Let's walk slow so we can kill some time.

Why are you covering your face?

Hm? Oh, no reason.

Wait, what is it? I'm so curious now.

Come on, move your hand!

O-Oh, no... If they see my face covered in snot...

Wanna see a picture of Takane Tsubomi's face just covered in snot from yesterday?

Ew, gross!

Oh, shit!

You can't be serious!

That's bound to happen.

Hey, you two...

The teacher was looking for you.

Ugh, lame.

Well, this sucks.

Wait, Tsubomi-chan.

Sorry, now's not a good time.

Here you go. Some tissues.

Thank you so much, Mob-kun.

Oh, sure.

You know, it's been a while since we talked.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Well, I'll see you later.

See you later?!

See you later

Mob-kun!

You got a second?

Mezato-san.

On Sunday night,

there's going to be a huge gathering for the Psycho Helmet Religion.

Will you come?

Sorry, I'm just not interested.

Please! Just for a little bit!

Cough! Ahem...

Erm...

Tome-san.

Mob-kun, do you realize you promised you'd help me find telepathists on Sunday?

Oh, right...

Anyway, think it over. I'll call your house.

Kageyama-kun.

Emi-san? What brings you here?

I was just observing. You're totally popular.

Way to go, Kageyama-kun.

Sorry?

Oh, look at you playing dumb.

Popular? Me?

But you know... I did actually talk to a lot of girls today.

And even though it wasn't for long, I got to talk to Tsubomi-chan alone, too.

Nii-san! Are you heading home? Let's walk home together.

Ritsu...

Would you lend me your ear for a second?

What's up?

I...

might be getting popular...

Huh?

Er, sorry! Forget I ever said anything.

Uh, Nii-san!

I'm sure I just got the wrong idea again. How embarrassing.

I-I'm being watched?

The girls passing by keep glancing at me?

Kageyama-kun's so hot.

I'm not imagining it.

They're whispering as they glance over at me.

Right? Ritsu-kun's great and so refined.

Could it be... I'm right? No...

I'm definitely popular.

Shigeo-kun's so hot.

Hearing

things

Mob

on a high horse 100 %

Finally... Congrats, Nii-san.

Mob Psycho

Is that the Divine Tree?

It's huge!

Let's take a picture!

Yeah!

Well? Isn't the view great?

It's lovely.

We're currently selling a roll cake inspired by the Divine Tree.

Now Selling Divine Tree Roll Cake

It might even be lucky!

The Divine Tree is on our side. It will answer our prayers!

The helix of life embraced by the earth...

We are nothing but tiny beings of life says the Divine Tree.

When many desires and wishes gather in one place, a new divinity is born.

This broccoli ended up becoming the symbol of some god.

Its believers' energy of desire is colossal.

And with this energy, the Divine Tree continues to grow even more.

However, this thing's just a huge broccoli and has no power to actually lead the people.

So, I'll just take that energy and put it to good use.

If this world needs a god so badly, then I'll do the shepherding myself.

I'll produce a founder for the religious organization missing theirs,

the Psycho Helmet Religion.

Getting Carried Away ~100%~

Shige, you've got a phone call.

It's a girl!

Hello?

Oh, Mezato-san.

So you want to talk about that one thing.

I keep telling you this, but I'm not cut out for that.

Wait! Things really are changing, though.

Ever since the Divine Tree showed up in our city,

a bunch of people have claimed to be the founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion.

And now, they're going to hold an audition

to decide on the founder.

At this rate,

Psycho Helmet Religion

someone else is going to end up being the founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion!

I can't let that happen! That'd be so lame!

I'll call you back from my cellphone.

There are over 500,000 believers!

Wouldn't it be interesting if the founder were a second-year middle school boy?

And you also happen to be a psychic!

That's so mysterious and cool!

I'm certain that'll make you super popular with the girls.

Even with Takane-san, too!

Huh?

What's wrong?

Wait, Mezato-san, do you also...

Er, never mind.

What?

Anyway, what everyone needs isn't some phony. It's you, Mob-kun.

You need to come to founder audition, okay?

Everyone needs me...

Maybe it won't be so bad to be the founder...

Well said, Shigeo!

Dimple?! You startled me.

I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?

What happened? That's my line. What's with the face and voice, man?

What happened?

Delicious

Barley Tea

I see.

You got the wrong idea because she said, "See you later."

No, that's not a misunderstanding. That's the truth.

Thinking that just because you talked to a girl

happens all the time to prepubescent boys.

Those stares you think you're seeing are also a misunderstanding.

Seriously, no one even notices you, more than you can imagine.

Why would you say that? You weren't there.

I'm telling you this because I care about you.

You're not actually popular right now.

What did you want, anyway?

Good question. Oh, right. About the founder audition!

Huh? What about it?

You can't just sit there quietly, can you?

It's time to make our move!

This is our time to rise to the top! Let's go together.

Why?

Huh?

Huh?

This has nothing to do with you, Dimple.

But the predecessor to the Psycho Helmet Religion, (LOL),

(LOL)

was created by me...

But you gathered people there by brainwashing them, didn't you?

Apparently with the Psycho Helmet Religion,

everyone gathered on their own and they're all having fun peacefully,

so getting in the way is bad.

B-But having a proficient leader is important.

What those people want is someone who has divine powers.

Delicious

Barley Tea

I know.

And that's why it can't be you, Dimple.

The one everyone is seeking is me, not you, Dimple.

This little shit...

Please. You think you have the power to control the masses?

I didn't say anything about being their founder.

I know I'm not cut out for that.

And that's why

if you and I join forces, a super-elite religion will be born!

Which means...

It'll be the inception of a new god!

So is this god you, Dimple?

Er...

What, exactly, do you want to do as god?

I haven't decided that yet...

But I'd probably end up with powers beyond my wildest imagination.

Well, I'm not interested in power,

so I'm not going to be able to help you out.

Wha— Are you trying to keep me out of this?!

Keep this up, and some other jackass is gonna take over!

They're gonna keep all of this divine energy to themselves!

So the reason you're stronger now is you stole some of the energy from the broccoli.

That's fine and all, but...

You're also trying to take them over, too, aren't you?

No! I'm just... You see...

So what makes you different from the other guys?

Dimple...

Why don't you give your schemes a rest already?

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Dimple.

Haven't seen you in a while...

Mob Psycho

Hideaway Café

Spirits and Such Consultation Office

Saturday

So how's night school going, Serizawa?

It's a bit nerve-racking, but I think I'll make it through.

I've sort of given up on making friends, but I'll do my best.

What about you, Mob? Anything interesting lately?

Yes, sort of...

What is it? Tell us already.

It's rare of you to ask us this yourself, Master Reigen.

There's so little going on that I'm bored out of my mind.

I mean, look at these jobs.

Seasoning City, Ramen Egg Prefecture Spirits and Such Consultation Office Toribayashi Fuku

Investigation Request Please list what supernatural phenomenon you'd like investigated below: Unnatural Deterioration of Home

We've got like four requests to find out

if the sudden deterioration of some buildings is due to some supernatural phenomena.

Request details: The investigation of the unnatural deterioration under the bridge

They must've gotten the idea that we just do odd jobs.

I guess we don't just do odd jobs...

I don't have any other work for you two today, so you can go home.

All right.

Oh, wait a sec.

That is, after I hear whatever interesting thing is going on in your life, Mob.

What? You think you've finally become popular lately?

Right. Welp, we're done for the day. Good work, boys.

If you'll excuse me.

Oh, there's one other thing.

Tomorrow, I'll be attending a gathering for some religious group.

Wha... Uh, are you okay with that?

I got invited.

Apparently, this group was formed because of my actions,

so they want me to be their founder.

And are you going to be their founder?

I could if I wanted to... But I should probably meet everyone first.

Good God, he's on a high horse.

Psycho... what was it again?

The Psycho Helmet Religion.

Oh, here we go.

Psycho Helmet Religion

Talk about half-assed...

Psycho Helmet Religion

Come on over, everyone

Welcome to the Psycho Helmet Religion... Find out about our latest activities and information here. If you would like to know what the Psycho Helmet is, please go ahead and click our links. We are constantly looking for friends who can join in on our fun!

Yikes, don't do it, Mob.

Under construction

Listen to God's voice

History of the Psycho Helmet Religion!

Our online shop opened on O/X where you can find the new merch you were all asking for. You can always keep god by your side. Our Lord's Mug and Tumbler Our Lord's Towel Set & Ballpoint Pen Set Our Lord's Fan and Can Badges Our Lord's Keyholder These items will be released in the shop on X/X There is very low stock of all of our other merchandise, so don't miss out. Check out the details here ->

This is clearly shady as...

Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!

Founder Audition

Access: Seasoning City, Ramen Egg Prefecture

PHYKIN TV surpasses 1 million!!

I have this shirt!

Hm?

Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!

580,000 believers?! It's that popular?!

They've even got monetary donations...

I-I...

smell a delicious business opportunity here.

Go to that gathering!

A true man should be the founder of a religious group at least once!

And!

Make sure you tell your believers that you have a master, too!

Right...

So, what are you going to wear?

This is going to be your time in the spotlight.

Huh?

Looks like they're going to stream this online, too.

There's going to be hundreds of thousands of people watching you.

What the heck should I wear?

Stick out your hands, Mob.

Here's a bonus. Now go buy yourself something nice to wear.

Master!

Thank you so much!

I'm here to shop for clothes, but I have no idea what kind of clothes to wear in the spotlight.

I guess I'll go home and talk to Ritsu...

Kageyama-kun?

It is you!

Hanazawa-kun!

You can make reservations as many times as you'd like during the time period

Get 5% off of your stay with us!

Get an even better deal with M Hotel Members

I see. Well, leave that to me.

I know plenty of perfect shops.

That's great! Thanks!

Going Out of Business Sale!!

I've been observing what's going on in the city...

but I guess you've noticed it, too.

There's something gradually happening here.

No, wait...

Divine Tree Tapioca

Is there something going on with those girls?

Well...

Lately, I feel like there are a lot of girls staring at me.

I know I probably have the wrong idea, but it's been on my mind.

Oho...

Kageyama-kun...

Pork Pork Palace

That's not a misunderstanding.

You're just so cool that the girls can't help but look your way.

No way. That can't be true...

That can't be true... or is it?

Aw, shucks.

Let's just leave it at that.

Come on. Let's get you some hip clothes.

Okay!

Hey, this will probably look good.

Oh, but this is above my budget.

I see. Well, everything here is a bit pricey.

How about this? This is a super-popular brand called Smart Monkey.

If possible, I'd like to keep it under or at 5,000 yen.

Okay, I'm sure we'll find something.

Hm? Here we go!

This also has a monkey design and it's 5,000 yen on the dot.

Yay! Let's go with that.

Thanks, Hanazawa-kun.

Sunday

Nii-san...

Are you gonna go out wearing that?

Yup! Hanazawa-kun helped me pick this out.

Right... I see.

Okay.

But you know...

I'm seeing Tome-san this afternoon,

and then Mezato-san tonight.

I'm so busy.

Tome-san's a bit late...

I was so worried that I just didn't really get it in the end...

But is this shirt really that cool?

Tome-san

Menu

Calling

She's not answering her phone either.

I wonder if something happened to Tome-san.

Psycho Helmet Religion

Anyone auditioning, please head on in.

Psycho Helmet Religion

The emergence of the Divine Tree is a message from the Earth.

The Testimony of the Earth

The Divine Tree is the legendary dragon's nest.

The Dragon's Sigh

Teachings of Green

The Divine Tree is a sign that nature is angry...

As if any of these shady religious organizations can handle the true powers of the Divine Tree.

Rising Sun Spiritual Union

We, the Rising Sun Spiritual Union, shall look after it.

Please speak of these things further inside.

And then these other random weirdos

I'll walk you down.

There are so many people here.

The Psycho Helmet Religion is partially a joke, right?

So where'd all these people come from?

There's not going to be a riot, is there?

Don't worry. Let's believe in what he says.

In our founder who suddenly showed himself yesterday.

And the one who speaks for the Divine Tree, Psycho Helmet-sama.

We tried calling the number you have dialed, but the call cannot be completed.

Mezato-san's not answering...

In Call

Mezato-san

Menu

She hasn't even told me where everyone's meeting yet.

I guess I'll wait a little longer.

Yowch.

That dude was hilarious

That was decent

Looking forward to the next one lolol

That was hilarious lolol

I wonder what the next one's like

Someone TL;DR

Hurry~~~

I'mma go to the bathroom

Mob sure is taking his time to appear.

Did he chicken out?

Oh, there he is. Well, he seems pretty confident.

Here we gooooooooooo

You've got this!

A student!?

Hit us with that one-liner lol

Bowl cut lol

Woo! Here we go!

Here we goooooooo (^^)

Someone find out what school he goes to

Psycho Helmet Religion

It's a pleasure to meet you, everyone.

I will be the one who will serve as the founder of this religion,

Psycho Helmet.

What the hell? That's not Mob.

First, the reason I hadn't shown myself until now is I wanted to avoid

The hell's going on?

The number you have reached is currently...

In Call

Mob

Menu

Damn it, his phone's out of battery.

any confusion.

But with the terrorist attack the other day,

I have realized that we need someone to protect this city.

From now on, I will be the one who will lead everyone to happiness.

I plan to change this degenerate world along with the Psycho Helmet Religion.

My battery's dead.

I am also the creator of the Divine Tree.

It is the symbol of the Psycho Helmet Religion and its carefree nature.

The Divine Tree grows with everyone's desires and will bring the world happiness.

Please think of that tree as me

and continue praying to it.

Objection! The Divine Tree is the egg in which the great Mossar-sama sleeps!

The Divine Tree belongs to all!

O Divine Tree! Please quell your rage!

That's also wrong! The Divine Tree is the mecca for the Dragon's Sigh!

You dare mock the Divine Tree?!

Psycho helmet, my ass! You fake religion!

Yeesh...

That is a device that connects dimensions!

Things are getting interesting.

Quit lying! The Divine Tree will only bring about happiness under our supervision!

I will now show you...

...a miracle.

Huh?!

It's a broccoli!

Bro...

What the heck just happened?!

This isn't good, Mob!

We're gonna be outta business because of that broccoli!

Who cares if it's holy or popular?

We're gonna go destroy it!

Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 4:

"Divine Tree 1 ~The Founder Appears~"

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Divine Tree 1 ~The Founder Appears~"