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Mother, I'm in the town in Hokkaido right now.

Since somebody stole my backpack that my wallet and cellphone was in,

I'm trapped in this town.

Even though they're handymen, all they get is the ploughing or dog-walking.

It's the story about a young screenwriter who is the sport of irresponsible people nowhere in Hokkaido.

It's fiction

Inconvenient handymen

We do anything! Handyman

I injured my face.

Episode 2

I hate that stupid dog.

Kidnapping?

That's right. Some organization kidnapped a daughter of a wealthy family.

What's some organization?

He said that it was the secret organization.

The secret organization?

It...It seems to be very serious.

What? Kidnapping?

Yes, kidnapping.

Wait a second.

I'm confused.

Kidnapping is a crime!

That's not the point. Can you shut up?

We can't do anything that we get busted.

That's not what I'm talking about.

If you have some information about kidnapping, let's go to the police station.

That's not the point. It's a high-paid job!

Are you sure that we won't get involved in a trouble?

Instead of involving in a trouble, why don't you look for my backpack?

I told you that I would do that when I have time!

You just say so, but don't do anything.

I have no desire to stay at this town.

I want to go to Furano.

Then, go now!

I can't since I lost my backpack.

My wallet and cellphone are in it too.

We do anything for people in this town?

Please let us know your problem? It's bullshit.

Handymen aren?t very handy.

Ah, that car...

Are you Umemoto-san?

It seems to be dangerous.

He is a mysterious man.

He's never told us what he did before coming to this town.

It's been a while since we got a request other than the ploughing.

Are you sure that I can handle that?

Don't worry. We're handymen!

I know that we're handymen but...

We say that we do anything, right?

However, I feel heavy when I think that we'll be involved in kidnapping...

This is Diamond Dust Co.

What? Dog?

We'll do anything, yes.

However, our schedule is full today.

Can you wait until tomorrow?

Yes. Thank you for your call.

What was a request?

A dog is missing.

See? All we get is such a worthless request.

Instead, we can be a hero!

This is Diamond Dust Co.

What?

It's not good.

What's wrong?

I totally forgot a request of the ploughing of Kato residence.

We barely have enough time to go there.

I think that we're late.

Why doesn't he give up already?...

You're stubborn.

It's enough!

Let's go!

How about him?

Don't worry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Ready?

Welcome.

Hello.

It's too cold to walk outside.

Don't you feel like your ears are about to come off?

Local usually drive here. They don't take a walk outside.

Only tourists do that.

In Sapporo, they have a huge underground passage.

All rich people don't walk outside in winter.

Since they prefer walking the underground, they made that passage...

May I order a hot coffee?

What?

Hot coffee.

Hot coffee? Of course! Nobody wants to drink an ice coffee in this cold day, right?

I want this original blend coffee.

Original blend?

Is this hot coffee?

That's right, it's original blend hot coffee. Are you sure that you want original blend?

What?s different between original blend and espresso?

It's totally different.

Really?

So, you want avant-garde?

Avant-garde?

You want to order avant-garde coffee, right?

If you recommend that...

All right, certainly.

I'll tell you that anybody walking outside at this time of the year is...

You've already told me that. Can you make a coffee instead?

Should I?

I'm very cold.

Are you? All right?

Hot coffee, right?

Yes, please.

Hot!!!

Missing?

Yes. She is nowhere to be seen.

What's going on?

She may have been kidnapped.

Kidnapped?

Since she is my only daughter, I'm very worried.

Was an only daughter kidnapped?

Ah, I don't have any money.

Excuse me, can I cancel my order?

I'll be back!

Hey, wait! Are you running away without paying?!

Ah, he hasn't drunk yet.

He is a funny guy.

Seriously? Was that kidnapping story a true story?

More importantly, I lost my backpack.

I have to get out of this town as soon as possible.

Yes, I should go to the police station!

I see...

So, where did you have your backpack stolen?

Well, it may not be stolen.

It must be a case of burglary, right?

Otherwise, I'd have no motivation.

I won't look for your backpack.

You fill out this document, and that's it!

Your backpack will never be found.

It'll be troubled.

Then, why don't I handle this as an incident?

However, I don't think that this is an incident.

An incident hardly happens in this rural town.

Those who visit here are mostly old people who want to chat with me.

That's fun on my own. I like it.

But I have zero motivation as a policeman, you know?

Even though it's just a lost article, I want to handle that as an incident.

Then, I can boost my motivation.

In terms of results, your backpack will be found sooner.

Don't you think so?

Yes...

Okay, this is a case of burglary.

Tell me your blood type and a zodiac sign.

What's this?

He is a wanted criminal.

It has nothing to do with this rural town.

Kidnapping incident?

Since he covers his face, we don't know what he looks like.

Some organization kidnapped a daughter of a wealthy family.

What's wrong? You suddenly became hyper.

Handymen were talking about a kidnapping story.

Handymen? Ah, do you stay there?

It's difficult to explain my situation.

Do you know Umemoto-san who lives there?

Batsu-san, right?

What's wrong with him?

He's been stalked by suspicious people.

They seem to be in danger.

In the first place, Umemoto-san looks suspicious too.

What are you talking about?

This kidnapping incident,

I think that those handymen get involved in this incident.

Since they do nothing but the ploughing, they have the financial difficulty.

So, did they commit kidnapping?

However, this happened in Tokyo.

That was what I was thinking.

Kidnapping? No way!

However, there was a man who told a friend that his daughter was kidnapped.

And this poster.

I don't think that those handymen are evil people.

That's right. They're not the principal offenders.

They can't do that.

It was planned by the big organization.

They're in a terminal position and were ordered to hide a daughter of a wealthy family.

That was why that suspicious black car came.

Hey, can you give me a break?

This incident is too big for me to handle.

My motivation is decreased.

You're a policeman, aren't you?!

You ask for too much.

I should contact H.Q.

No, you can't!

The fate of the hostage depends on you.

You never know where the information leaks out from.

However, you heard a kidnapping story in a cafe too, right?

Everybody may have known that kidnapping story by now.

Let's solve this incident by ourselves.

I have no confidence!

I'm a screenwriter.

What?

I write a story for drama.

I always write a story with my imagination.

However, real experience is the best source.

I always thought that I wanted to have such an experience.

I see, you?re a screenwriter.

Since we say that we do anything, I'll take on this request...

What's wrong?

I'm not sure if I can do that well.

It's too late to be discouraged. Let's go!

I really think that we should contact H.Q.

Then, the investigation would fall into the hands of H.Q.

You'd be told that you like a minor policeman should stay at a police box.

A minor policeman? You hurt my feeling...

Weren't you looking for a big incident?

I just want a moderate incident.

They're out.

They have a big suitcase.

Yes.

That's big enough for a kid.

What do you mean?

When I went outside, a black car arrived.

I think that a daughter of a wealthy family was inside a car.

They put her inside that suitcase and bring to the locations of transaction.

That's the situation!

Are you saying that a kidnapped daughter is in that suitcase?

All right, arrest them!

Not yet! We have to arrest them at the scene of a crime.

I have no confidence.

Why don't you breathe deep?

Hide!

Let's chase them!

That's a switch for wipers.

Hurry up!

Wana, wana, wana, wana...

What are you talking about?

If I want to express my nervousness by words, it's "Wana, wana...".

Are you nervous?

Of course, I am.

Aren't you?

I feel more like "Waku, waku, waku"(He is excited).

What? What's wrong?

A car is stopped.

Wana, wana, wana...

What should we do?

Calm down.

It's a unique team.

What's going on?

I'll arrest you!

Policeman, calm down!

It's...well...my backpack!

Backpack?

I'm looking for my backpack with a policeman.

We're driving a route where I walked the other night.

I walked this road too.

Is that so?

Yes.

We felt like being followed by you.

No way!

We didn't follow you.

Didn't you park a car in front of our office?

No, we didn't.

I was explaining the situation to him when I lost my backpack.

Yes, I was listening.

You're so kind.

Well, it's a very peaceful town after all.

That's right. It's a peaceful town.

So, nobody should bring trouble in this town!

No trouble in this town...

Nobody should bring trouble in this town!

What's inside of that suitcase?!

Policeman!

What?

Don't scratch the surface since it's rented.

We have to return it by today.

What?

What's wrong?

What happened inside?

What's your question?

What happened to a kid?

What's going on?

It means that they'll make a deal after this.

This is more than I can handle.

Don't be discouraged.

I'm sorry that it's such a short notice.

Don't worry since we're handymen.

One of part-time workers didn't show up.

Young people are irresponsible these days.

So, which heroes should we be?

Hero?

Which color of a hero?

Will I be a red hero?

No, you'll be this.

I want you to be one of the evil fellows.

When a bunch of heroes attack you, you have to fall down.

Until then, can you keep running around the stage and making noise like "Yee, yee".

Something like that.

Are we not super heroes?

No. You're weak evil fellows.

Can you do that?

Of course.

Can you make the sound between E and A?

Yee, yee!

That's perfect. Move your hand too.

The other hand.

That's right.

Don't be depressed so much.

It doesn't suit my style.

What about it?

I don't want to be an evil fellow...

Is that so?

And it's weak.

However, this is our job.

We can't choose jobs.

That's handymen.

Are you ready?

I can't do that!

It's too serious for a minor policeman to handle.

Is that the certain information?

Yes.

We've already disclosed criminal's identity.

An event is held there today.

Yes.

That's the location of transaction.

They'll make a deal in the confusion of the crowd.

Who are you?

He is an informant.

By the way...

If that deal is so specific,

we should be asked to cooperate with Hokkaido Prefectural Police Headquarters for the criminal investigation.

Ah, I see! Headquarter tries to get all the credit.

Damn, it! They ignore the jurisdiction!

This is a kidnapping incident with a hostage.

They're surely investigating secretly.

Hey! You, civilian.

That's just your imagination, right?

Listen, from now on, the jurisdiction will solve this incident.

Civilian has to go home.

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

No, I should say, "Better leave it to a specialist".

Chief, this is a big chance for us to achieve a feat.

All right.

Hey, listen, everybody!

We'll solve this incident in full power.

Don't be scooped by Hokkaido Prefectural Police Headquarters!

Let's go!

Fire yourself up!

Repeat after me!

What's wrong?

He looks pale. Is he all right?

Hey, Oomori-kun.

I'm Komori.

Ah, Komori-kun,

If I remember correctly, do you want to work at Criminal Affairs Division?

Yes!

Show Festival

All detectives who are in the emergency deployment should act cautiously.

Saving a victim is the top priority.

You have to arrest them on the spot.

The show will start soon.

This place is surrounded by the police completely.

They can't escape.

The incident is as good as settled.

What should I do?

Nothing. Since you're a civilian, you shouldn't be involved in the incident anymore.

You can leave this to the police.

Thank you for your cooperation!

No way...

K-Daruma!

Hey!

They treat me like a nuisance.

A drama doesn't progress only by a stakeout.

We need to take pre-emptive action.

I'll find a clue.

Ah, Jun-kun.

What?

What are you doing here?

Who is it?

Kidnapping?

Did you think that we were talking about a real kidnapping incident?

Is this place surrounded by the police?

Are you nuts?

This is just a hero show.

Kidnapping was a part of the story.

We work as extras.

However, Batsu-san thought that we'd be super heroes.

What should I do?

That's my words.

According to your story, we're members of the secret organization, right?

Give me a break.

Chocolat-chan, aren't you cold?

You?re weird. It's just a pet.

Don't call her pet! She is my daughter.

She is my only daughter.

Were you talking about a dog?!

What did you say?

Don't call her dog!

She is a dog after all...

I see.

Hey, how are things going?

Yes, there's no progress.

Damn, it! Listen, don't be scooped by H.P.P.H.Q!

Yes.

Don't underestimate the jurisdiction.

We'll give them a good score!

Yes, I'll pass the word to everybody.

Go now!

Make a mad dash!

Fire up! Don't forget to eat too!

Kusunoki Kouichi, 38 years old was arrested.

He was taken to Uehara Police Station where a task force was set up a little while ago.

When suspect Kusunoki was arrested, he was with Yumie-chan at his place where was in Shinjuku, Tokyo.

K-Daruma!

Daruma!

Stop it!

Hello, everybody!

Hello!

Ah, everybody is so energetic.

Today, Mobile Suit Ganganger will knock out the evil monsters!

As you know, Ganganger is very strong.

However, if they're in a clutch situation, can you cheer them up?

It's too funny!

Even though you cheer them up no matter how much, they can't beat us!

All right, let's kidnap this girl and lure Ganganger out into the open!

We Secret Society conquer the world!

Wait!

We're Mobile Suit Ganganger!

Don't hit me, moron!

Don't order me, moron!

It's not good that there's no crime.

What a moron I am!

I can't escape since I don't have money.

What a moron I am!

What's wrong with you? Why do you act big?

Let's fight!

Hey, this is our job. No fight!

Come on!

Batsu-san, stop!

What a mess!

It's not good. Let's escape!

I heard that you're a screenwriter in Tokyo.

You have a rich imagination or perhaps I should say that I'm amazed at your foolishness.

I'm sorry.

I'll let you write a letter of apology in a businesslike manner.

Since this is a totally mess, I have no choice but have to ask you to write it.

Here it is.

I won't have a criminal record, will I?

Don't worry.

All right.

By the way, do you know where Officer Komori is?

That policeman?

Yes. He is missing.

Don't forget to write a letter!

You guys, please don't cause trouble.

You're failed dad and son.

I'm not his son.

What's wrong?

You just got a warning, didn't you?

I got a strong warning.

It's perfectly natural.

Why do you wear my down jacket?

It's very warm.

At any rate, it was Jun-kun's hasty conclusion, right?

Hasty conclusion? Because they didn't explain anything to me.

I heard a kidnapping story and saw a wanted poster of kidnapping suspect at the police box...

Don't you put two together and conclude that they were involved in a kidnapping?

I don't.

I had to write a letter of apology at the police station.

I'm the one who is annoyed.

I want to leave this town as soon as possible.

However, you lost a wallet and a cellphone, right?

Why don't you go to the police station?

When I went there, I got into this trouble.

So, I'll never be able to ask them again.

Please look for my wallet and cellphone.

It'll be very expensive.

We didn't get any guarantee because of you.

That was Batsu-san's fault.

I'm sorry. Don't mention that anymore.

Everybody in this town is very honest.

So, if they find your wallet and cellphone, they'll take them to the police station.

Can you take off my jacket?

Excuse me, does anybody want a match box?

A little light that kills the darkness.

Even though it's a little light, it can warm you up.

Do you want to light up?

Are you all right?

Ah, excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Hey, what do you want?

Till when do you intend to follow me?

Does Batsu-san know that man?

He looks like Yakuza.

I think so too.

Go outside.

What's going on? Is he all right?

What? She vanished.

Who is she?

A girl who sells a match box.

Hey, why do you wear my down jacket?!

Because I'm cold.

I don't want to lose this anymore!

What's going on?!

What are you doing?

If I put 2 ropes...

What?

Morning.

What?

Did you sleep well?

What? What?

I'm naked.

Why?

I'm always watching you. I want you to know about me. I love you.

This is a love letter.

I'm naked!

Didn't you write that love letter?

You want to assault me, don't you?!

Please find out what the truth is.

They're very suspicious.

You fell in love with a handsome man who came from Tokyo!