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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:07,436 --> 00:00:10,186 (birds chirping) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:30,311 (ethereal synth music) 5 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,833 (heavy breathing) 6 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:10,539 (grunting) 7 00:01:17,623 --> 00:01:19,873 (groaning) 8 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:26,398 (snoring) (TV playing) 9 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:30,330 (farting) 10 00:01:32,641 --> 00:01:33,609 (alarm beeping) 11 00:01:33,651 --> 00:01:34,484 - Huah! 12 00:01:38,237 --> 00:01:40,968 (grunting) 13 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:44,010 (funky synth music) 14 00:02:05,149 --> 00:02:05,982 Oh. 15 00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:09,406 (funky music) 16 00:02:12,146 --> 00:02:14,313 (sighing) 17 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:18,518 (funky music) 18 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:36,360 (light music) 19 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:46,749 Mm... 20 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,942 (chuckles) 21 00:03:02,492 --> 00:03:04,296 (sipping) 22 00:03:04,338 --> 00:03:05,171 Mm! 23 00:03:12,156 --> 00:03:14,823 (smacking lips) 24 00:03:19,707 --> 00:03:21,273 You can, uh, keep the change. 25 00:03:23,943 --> 00:03:26,443 (funky music) 26 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:48,888 (screeching tires) 27 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:50,283 - Get your ass in the car. 28 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:51,983 - Finally. 29 00:03:54,204 --> 00:03:55,037 Ah! 30 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,548 - Smooth move, buddy. 31 00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,423 - Shut up. 32 00:04:01,052 --> 00:04:02,635 Where are we going? 33 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:10,109 - To the dawn of man. 34 00:04:11,164 --> 00:04:13,661 - Hell yeah. 35 00:04:13,703 --> 00:04:15,953 (warbling) 36 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:21,671 (guttural shouting) 37 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:49,913 ("Also sprach Zarathustra" by Strauss) 38 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,584 (flicking lighter) 39 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:25,126 ("Also sprach Zarathustra" continues) 40 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:34,976 (man hooting) 41 00:05:42,226 --> 00:05:45,226 (guttural chanting) 42 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:53,821 - Ah! 43 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:04,810 (electronic beeping) 44 00:06:17,719 --> 00:06:20,969 (electronic whooshing) 45 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:25,510 (squishing) 46 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,358 - Heh, heh, heh. 47 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,210 Hey, check this out. Check this out. 48 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:33,008 Heh, heh. 49 00:06:33,855 --> 00:06:35,530 (smacking) 50 00:06:35,572 --> 00:06:36,405 Ha, nice. 51 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:46,929 (electronic whooshing) 52 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:51,690 (funky music) 53 00:07:50,688 --> 00:07:52,587 - It's every damn time they come. 54 00:07:52,629 --> 00:07:54,962 (grumbling) 55 00:07:56,383 --> 00:07:57,883 I'm gonna get 'em. 56 00:07:59,728 --> 00:08:00,519 You! You! 57 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:01,394 Get! 58 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,750 (sighs) 59 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:10,042 (mumbling) 60 00:08:18,512 --> 00:08:20,088 - Do you even know why we're here? 61 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:21,378 - No. 62 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,818 - Not a single idea? 63 00:08:22,860 --> 00:08:23,651 - No. 64 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:25,038 - Really? Look around. 65 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,388 It's empty! 66 00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,380 Why are we here on a Saturday? Nothing? 67 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,578 Well, let's take a look down memory lane, huh? 68 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,688 Let's see... oh! 69 00:08:32,730 --> 00:08:35,280 Hey, let's check out what's behind door number one. 70 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:37,788 Look at this. 71 00:08:37,830 --> 00:08:39,680 Why we can't turn left on red lights. 72 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,398 Worshtesh, ware, warsh.. 73 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,508 - Worcestershire. 74 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:45,383 - Whatever. 75 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:48,738 And the Pabst cases. 76 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:49,998 This case is gonna be a lot harder 77 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,738 to solve than your last, okay? 78 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,088 You leaving the Pabst has set 79 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:55,578 this timeline back 6,000 months. 80 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,738 Now I've gotta go back and fix it myself. 81 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:58,571 Look at 'em. 82 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:00,288 Over the last three days they're hammered, 83 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,448 got tattoos, and somehow found an Old Navy 84 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:03,888 and bought khakis. 85 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,718 This was your strike three, okay. 86 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,358 I'm sorry, but I should be letting you guys go. 87 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,298 But let's be honest, if you're gone, I'm gone. 88 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,528 And I can't be gone. 89 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:13,698 I can't get another job. 90 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:15,858 They won't let me back, okay? 91 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,168 Right now I'm kinda like a rat cornered. 92 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:20,118 Okay, I'm out here, I'm in the corner. 93 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,018 I'm gonna find my way. 94 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,448 And let's be honest, guys, if it's between me or you, 95 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:26,118 I'm gonna drive over you, okay, all right? 96 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,935 I'm gonna mow you right on over, okay? 97 00:09:27,977 --> 00:09:29,238 - Jesus. - All right? 98 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,438 But one thing about me is I'm always 99 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,458 gonna find my way out. 100 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,248 Even if I have to chew through the damn drywall, 101 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:36,108 I'm gonna find my way out. 102 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:38,928 And I think I found our golden ticket, Charlie. 103 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:42,138 Okay, I've got three simple jobs. 104 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,268 I've got a TV stuck in the Medieval Ages, okay? 105 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,488 It's guarded by this Triclops that was outcasted 106 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:49,758 by the community for just shouting profanities. 107 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,798 I've got a Bozo clown and a killer gorilla 108 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,208 going around just murdering people, 109 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,338 saying whatever the heck they want. 110 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:57,828 I don't like that! Get them out! 111 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,838 And there's a nerd. 112 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,758 Anyway, they're all on the same planet. 113 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,438 We've gotta get it done by the end of the day. 114 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,218 This is the perfect opportunity to get your jobs back, okay? 115 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,328 - Okay. 116 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,418 - I've got your device, pre-programmed, 117 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,828 all three are on here. 118 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:15,198 You click the button, you get in, you zap 'em out. 119 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,028 You go on to the next, you click the button, 120 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,100 ya zap 'em, you go out and ya... 121 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,198 Zach. - This sucks. 122 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,788 - It's a piece of crap, I know. 123 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,118 Okay, gentle hands with it, please, okay? 124 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,948 This is as simple as it can be. 125 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,378 There's no way you can mess this up. 126 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:31,880 You think you can handle this? 127 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,118 - Yeah. - Aye-aye! 128 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,420 - Aye... uh, yeah. 129 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:36,253 Yeah. 130 00:10:36,295 --> 00:10:37,086 Let's, let's go. 131 00:10:37,128 --> 00:10:39,193 - And boys, don't mess this up. 132 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,953 (electronic beeping) 133 00:10:56,462 --> 00:10:58,962 (funky music) 134 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:05,220 - See ya. 135 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,483 (funky music) 136 00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,148 (farting) 137 00:11:44,846 --> 00:11:47,346 (funky music) 138 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:53,781 (screaming) 139 00:11:53,823 --> 00:11:56,228 (screeching tires) 140 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,103 - Ah! 141 00:11:58,107 --> 00:12:00,029 I just got hit by a car. 142 00:12:00,071 --> 00:12:01,110 - Oh my god, oh my god. 143 00:12:01,152 --> 00:12:01,943 - Ah! 144 00:12:01,985 --> 00:12:03,252 - I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 145 00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:04,733 - Do you know what you've done? 146 00:12:04,775 --> 00:12:06,018 - No, I don't know, I... 147 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,128 You guys came outta nowhere! 148 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,598 Sir, are you all right? - The device is broken! 149 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,848 Did you break it? 150 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,780 - You broke it! 151 00:12:11,822 --> 00:12:12,708 - You broke it! 152 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,868 - I broke his leg? Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 153 00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:15,882 - Oh, look over there! 154 00:12:15,924 --> 00:12:17,047 - What? 155 00:12:17,089 --> 00:12:18,918 - Look, we need to get this guy's car. 156 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,678 - Yeah, and we should also probably kill him. 157 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,511 - Why? 158 00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:24,240 - Because he clearly knows too much. 159 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:25,934 - You dumb ass. 160 00:12:25,976 --> 00:12:28,158 (grunting) 161 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,093 - That's not gonna work for me, boys! 162 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,168 Not one bit! 163 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,223 Homer, Marge, scoot it! 164 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,328 I've been mapping out this route for three months 165 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,608 and I swear if I'm off by one inch, 166 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,228 it throws my whole thing off. 167 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:43,518 You and your Looney Tunes squad, 168 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,378 they can head on out of here, okay? 169 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,368 - Hey, is everything okay? 170 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,418 Why are you in yellow? 171 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:48,251 What's going on? 172 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:49,126 Who am I? 173 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,273 (tense synth music) 174 00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:01,233 Oh my god. 175 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,613 - There's no need to fear. 176 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,271 I am Zach. 177 00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,628 - And I am Tyler. 178 00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:06,888 - [Together] And we... 179 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:08,868 - Are stealing your car. 180 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:09,918 - Sorry about your face. 181 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,878 - Wait, who are you? 182 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,048 You guys can't take my car. 183 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:16,458 - Look, do you have any idea how important you are? 184 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,598 You are not. 185 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,188 So why don't you stay out of our way, 186 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:22,128 before I make you eat your damn car keys. 187 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:22,961 - Wait, what? 188 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:23,794 - No, that's not happening. 189 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:24,627 - What are you talking about? 190 00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:25,938 First of all, you punched me and now you're going 191 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:26,838 to take my car? 192 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,275 - You hit us with your car! 193 00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,748 - And you broke our device. 194 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:32,171 - You came out of nowhere in your yellow suits! 195 00:13:32,213 --> 00:13:34,128 - I don't have time! 196 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:36,273 - Hey, I'm filing a police report. 197 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:40,068 (groaning) 198 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,060 - What do you want? 199 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:44,118 - I don't know, my car? 200 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,168 An explanation? 201 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:48,138 - Oh, he wants an explanation! 202 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,788 - We're the DEMO men. 203 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,038 Department of Energy and Matter Organization. 204 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,438 And we're trying to fix the universe. 205 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,238 - Yes, which we currently can't do 206 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,178 because you broke our device whenever you, oh, ho, ho! 207 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,408 Hit us with your car! 208 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:04,698 - We can still do the job, we just can't teleport anywhere. 209 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,531 - That's right. 210 00:14:05,573 --> 00:14:07,458 Which is why we're stealing your car. 211 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,218 - Okay, still none of this makes sense, 212 00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,108 but I am telling you right now, 213 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:15,708 you are not taking my car anywhere without me. 214 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,668 - Ugh! We don't have time for this! 215 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,408 - Let's just take him with us. 216 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,450 - Fine, but you're getting in the trunk. 217 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,083 - On your left! 218 00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:28,294 (light music) 219 00:14:35,993 --> 00:14:38,964 (crunching) 220 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:40,038 - Wait, this is Lost Hill. 221 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,568 - Yeah, it used to be. 222 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,158 Now it's the middle ages. 223 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,018 - Okay, well what about the porta potties 224 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,563 and the park signs and stuff? 225 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,948 - That's probably where the time bubble ends. 226 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,538 So they probably can't see those things. 227 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,698 - Yeah, right now to them it just looks like 228 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,738 some big, grandiose field. 229 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,678 - Okay, well, if we walk into this bubble, 230 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,548 what about our clothes? 231 00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,748 Won't we look weird to them? 232 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:01,008 - Yeah, I mean probably for a little bit, 233 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,238 but then the universe will reset 234 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,798 and they'll forget it and everything will be fine. 235 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,848 - Yeah, that's not the point. 236 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:08,068 The point is we go in, get the TV, get out, boom. 237 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,938 - Yeah, you see physical objects, they cannot be reset. 238 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:12,048 So that's why we have a job. 239 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,208 We go in, grab the object, then we leave 240 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,041 and the day is done. 241 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,610 Everyone forgets it, it's fine. 242 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,301 - What? 243 00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:20,958 - Do you know what deja vu is? 244 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,488 - Well, I... 245 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,748 - Dumb ass! 246 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,728 Deja vu is when you know something, 247 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,768 but then you don't know it, so everything's fine 248 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:29,598 when you think about it later. 249 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,618 - What? 250 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,136 No, no, deja vu is when you ask yourself, 251 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:35,298 hm, hasn't this happened to me before? 252 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,858 And usually, it hasn't. 253 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,448 But in this case, it has. 254 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:41,238 The universe just makes us forget. 255 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,678 Dumb ass. 256 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,511 Dumb ass. 257 00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:44,838 - Are you ready to go? - Yes. 258 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,671 - Are you ready to go? 259 00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:46,504 - No. 260 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,448 - [Together] That's the spirit. 261 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,119 (dramatic music) 262 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:53,057 (light music) 263 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,266 (sighing) 264 00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:01,188 - So, if you'll follow me through here, 265 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:02,748 you will see that we have a lovely 266 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,398 flooring throughout the home. 267 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,618 Okay guys, now, follow me this way. 268 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,198 The flooring perfectly compliments 269 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,788 this beautiful wall right here. 270 00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:12,519 Now, take a look at this wall. 271 00:16:12,561 --> 00:16:13,425 Feel it, feel it. 272 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:17,958 Each and every pebble and fossil hand forged in Germany. 273 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,668 Have you been to Germany? It's really lovely. 274 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:20,661 - No. - It really is. 275 00:16:20,703 --> 00:16:22,998 - Now, I'm thinking that this area right here 276 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,148 could be perfect for a kid's bedroom, or storage, 277 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,380 or even, I don't maybe a nursery. 278 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,378 I mean, I don't wanna pull any strings or anything. 279 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,118 - Wah, da, da, da, da, da. 280 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,911 We are not raising our child... 281 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:36,831 - Shh. 282 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:38,299 This is home. 283 00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:39,360 - Oh, I'm so glad you feel that way. 284 00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:40,193 - What! 285 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,026 How? 286 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:41,859 - I'm feeling it too. 287 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,218 - We're gonna take it. - Wait, no, no, no. 288 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,808 No, no, we haven't even talked about this. 289 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,068 - Now, if you'll follow me this way, 290 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,765 I'd like to show you some more features of the shack, okay. 291 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,148 Now look at this wall right here. 292 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,968 This wall is perfectly accented by the flooring. 293 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:56,418 Each and every pebble handcrafted and forged from Germany. 294 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,673 Have you been to Germany? 295 00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:58,506 - No! 296 00:16:58,548 --> 00:17:00,288 - It's quite lovely, you should go and visit. 297 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,618 And the lovely skylight in these windows, Edith, 298 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,448 are perfect for letting daylight through. 299 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,371 - Skylight? 300 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,055 There is no roof! 301 00:17:08,097 --> 00:17:10,128 You understand me? No roof! 302 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,103 Skylight? 303 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,318 We are not buying this house. 304 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,151 - Yes we are! 305 00:17:16,193 --> 00:17:17,268 - No, we are not. 306 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,098 - Think of my baby. 307 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:19,973 - I am. 308 00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,968 (Edith grunting) 309 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,575 - Oh my god. 310 00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,751 (dramatic drumming) 311 00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:27,932 - Wizards? 312 00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:30,124 (dramatic drumming) 313 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,502 - Wizards, oh shit. 314 00:17:31,544 --> 00:17:33,378 (dramatic drumming) 315 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,641 - They'll be the one's Milthorn is waiting for. 316 00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:37,261 (dramatic drumming) 317 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,527 - Milthorn the high wizard? 318 00:17:39,569 --> 00:17:42,322 (dramatic drumming) 319 00:17:42,364 --> 00:17:44,208 - We're gonna continue this search another time, 320 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,553 but right now I have other matters to attend to, I'm afraid. 321 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,966 (Edith groaning) 322 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:54,788 - Wait, sirs! Wizards. 323 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,972 Behind you. 324 00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:58,521 Wait, wait, wait! 325 00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:01,368 Sirs, I am at your humble service. 326 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,618 Me being a lowly real estate peasant 327 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:07,098 and you being high wizards of grandeur. 328 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:09,648 Are you here to see Milthorn the great 329 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:10,878 and powerful wizard of the land? 330 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,270 - We are, yeah. 331 00:18:12,312 --> 00:18:15,048 - Oh yeah, have you seen any magical items? 332 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,548 - Oh, I don't think so. 333 00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:19,338 I do remember Milthorn mentioning... 334 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,018 - Milthorn! Where is Milthorn? 335 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,395 - Yes, where is Milthorn? 336 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:24,277 - Oh, I couldn't tell you, I... 337 00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,652 (whooshing) 338 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:28,550 - I... 339 00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:29,408 (farting) 340 00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,283 Am here. 341 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,463 Ye be strangers to this land and me. 342 00:18:38,028 --> 00:18:39,529 Who are you? 343 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:43,908 - I am Benedict, the real estate peasant, at your service. 344 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:44,741 - Don't touch me. 345 00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:45,588 - Yes, sir. 346 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:46,588 - Who are you? 347 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:50,882 - I am the great wizard of Waverly Place. 348 00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:52,848 - Oh, oh yes. 349 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:53,900 - Uh... 350 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:57,513 I am Chris Angel, mind freak. 351 00:18:58,410 --> 00:18:59,360 - Nice to meet you. 352 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:02,160 What about you? 353 00:19:02,202 --> 00:19:03,562 - Me? - Yeah, you. 354 00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:04,441 Who are you? 355 00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:05,316 - Uh... 356 00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:07,905 My name is... 357 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,218 - Come on. 358 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,730 - Darren. 359 00:19:10,772 --> 00:19:13,061 (grimacing) 360 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:13,894 - Darren? 361 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:14,840 - What do you want? 362 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:18,438 - We're looking for a magical item. 363 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,313 - Hmm. 364 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,098 - It's kind of long. 365 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,155 - Mm-hm. 366 00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:24,108 - About ye big. 367 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,618 - Oh, yes. I've heard of this magic item. 368 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:31,893 It is one that has caused a great disturbance in my land. 369 00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,953 You seek the magic box with a face like water. 370 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,371 - Yeah, that's probably it. 371 00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:40,416 That's probably it, yeah. 372 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,249 - Yeah, yeah. 373 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,558 - But I must warn ye. 374 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,588 This magic item has attracted the attention 375 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:48,138 of a foul beast which guards the cave 376 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,018 in which the item now rests. 377 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,038 - Okay. 378 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,548 - Yet, you still wish to retrieve the item? 379 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,381 - Yeah. 380 00:19:56,423 --> 00:19:57,508 - Yup. 381 00:19:57,550 --> 00:20:00,138 - There may be other dangers we encounter 382 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,358 on the path to the cave. 383 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,453 Horrible things. 384 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,198 Angry goblins. 385 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,893 Mean tempered trolls. 386 00:20:08,822 --> 00:20:10,758 And other malfeasances. 387 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,591 - Yeah. 388 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,525 - Yup, just... 389 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:13,916 - Yep, let's go. - Let's go do it. 390 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:15,768 - It will be a medium length journey. 391 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:19,698 One that may cause you to break a sweat. 392 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,238 Yet, you still wish to proceed? 393 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,164 - Yeah. 394 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,452 - Yup. 395 00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:26,540 - Fine. 396 00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:27,499 - Let's go. 397 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,875 (triumphant music) 398 00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:57,951 (triumphant music continues) 399 00:21:51,132 --> 00:21:53,033 (groaning) 400 00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,492 - Benedict? 401 00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:55,973 - Oh, there you guys are. 402 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,243 - What are you doing here? 403 00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:58,788 - Well, I was taking a shortcut 404 00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,728 and then I fell down and, uh, I can't close my hands. 405 00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:03,663 - Okay, that's enough, let's go. 406 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,887 (triumphant music) 407 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:31,878 - Wait, wait, wait. 408 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,848 Don't take another step. 409 00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,882 Or else I'm gonna... 410 00:22:36,924 --> 00:22:37,806 I'm... 411 00:22:37,848 --> 00:22:39,276 I'm gonna... 412 00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:41,883 I... I'm gonna eat you. 413 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,818 - Really? 414 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,318 - Yeah, I'm gonna eat you. 415 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,985 I'm gonna put you in my mouth. 416 00:22:48,027 --> 00:22:50,133 - You are gonna eat us? 417 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,508 - You're gonna put us in your mouth? 418 00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:56,388 - Yeah, orally speaking. 419 00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:57,408 - Okay. 420 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:01,248 - I'm sorry, aren't you just like a guy? 421 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,081 - Uh... 422 00:23:02,123 --> 00:23:03,498 A guy? 423 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,854 No. 424 00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,738 I'm a Triclops. Three eyes. 425 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,897 Tri, three clops. 426 00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:10,068 Clops. 427 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,362 Do you have a problem with that? 428 00:23:12,404 --> 00:23:14,598 (laughing) 429 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,588 - Where? - Right. 430 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:17,208 - Where is it? Where's your third eye, buddy? 431 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:18,041 - Yeah? 432 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:18,978 - I'll believe it when I see it. 433 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,208 - Okay, I... 434 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,703 I didn't know I was outing myself, but it's right here. 435 00:23:24,641 --> 00:23:25,432 - Oh god! 436 00:23:25,474 --> 00:23:27,839 - Oh man! Ah! 437 00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:28,989 Ah! 438 00:23:29,031 --> 00:23:29,822 - What? 439 00:23:29,864 --> 00:23:30,655 What is so wrong? 440 00:23:30,697 --> 00:23:32,028 What is the problem? 441 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,018 - Put it away! 442 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,788 - What was that? 443 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,798 - [Triclops] It's my eye, you said you wanted to see it. 444 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,968 - Okay, look, look, look, look. 445 00:23:38,010 --> 00:23:42,378 We are just looking for a TV. 446 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,548 - What is that? 447 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,078 - A television set. 448 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,233 - What is that? 449 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:50,628 - It's about... it's about ye big. 450 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,461 - Ye wide. 451 00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:53,268 - Ye big... wide. 452 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,248 - Okay, I'm not sure what ye is. 453 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:57,779 Oh, no, but the thing that like emits light 454 00:23:57,821 --> 00:23:59,658 and you like watch things, programming? 455 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:00,491 - [Zach] Yeah. 456 00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:01,758 - Some would say television? 457 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,591 - [Zach] Yeah. 458 00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,128 - That is not in there. 459 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:05,328 Not in there. 460 00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,648 Do not go in there. 461 00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:07,743 It's not in there. 462 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,148 - I'm sorry, I'm gonna regret asking. 463 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,848 Do all cyclops have an eye on their ass? 464 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,068 - Okay, you will regret asking that. 465 00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:17,208 No, okay. 466 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:21,048 Yeah, not everybody has an eye on their ass, okay? 467 00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:22,908 Usually it's on the forehead. 468 00:24:22,950 --> 00:24:24,461 What is so wrong with that? 469 00:24:24,503 --> 00:24:25,331 - Well, is it... 470 00:24:25,373 --> 00:24:27,528 I mean, is it like a condition? 471 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:28,998 - Yeah, it's a... 472 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,568 You know, some have said a genetic disorder, okay? 473 00:24:32,610 --> 00:24:35,687 - Do you see like a... do you see a doctor for it? 474 00:24:35,729 --> 00:24:37,097 - A doctor? 475 00:24:37,139 --> 00:24:39,889 Like a... like a triclops doctor? 476 00:24:41,336 --> 00:24:42,733 Like, oh, let me get checked out. 477 00:24:42,775 --> 00:24:44,568 Let me go see the triclops doctor. 478 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,218 No! That's not a thing. 479 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:47,298 Why would that be a thing? 480 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:48,468 - Well, I'm just wondering, like, 481 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:51,498 do you ever get a little bit of lint 482 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:54,288 or something in the eye? 483 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,803 - That... that's true. 484 00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:59,611 Okay, that's the first true thing you've... 485 00:24:59,653 --> 00:25:01,915 (whooshing) 486 00:25:01,957 --> 00:25:04,278 - You know, it's a... 487 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,218 It's a bummer about your TV, man. 488 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:08,658 But you know what? 489 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:12,558 I'll bet that chick Vanessa took it though, man. 490 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,560 She was like so upset at you last week when you... 491 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,698 When you called her Vicky last week, man. 492 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:23,898 She probably took that thing just to like, uh... 493 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:27,033 Like, spite you, man. 494 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:30,678 - Yeah, man, it's a bummer, man. 495 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,458 But my parents said they got like a TV 496 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,198 that we can borrow, man. 497 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,121 So, once... 498 00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:42,123 Once we get that, we'll be back in business, man. 499 00:25:43,156 --> 00:25:45,906 (ethereal music) 500 00:25:54,962 --> 00:25:56,962 I think need to lay off. 501 00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:01,840 - Hey! 502 00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:02,673 Ha, ha. 503 00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:04,937 You found your TV, man. 504 00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:05,812 Thanks. 505 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,248 - And I have a notoriously sweaty ass. 506 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:11,081 - We got the TV. 507 00:26:11,123 --> 00:26:12,348 - Okay, see ya. 508 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,188 - Wait. 509 00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:14,253 - Cyclops. 510 00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:18,078 - No, come back. 511 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:18,911 Come... 512 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,383 Come back. 513 00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:21,303 I love you. 514 00:26:22,653 --> 00:26:24,108 - Hey, guys, I'm sorry. 515 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,248 So, was that it? 516 00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:27,108 Like, we saved the day or whatever? 517 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,478 - Yes, we got all three jobs done for the day. 518 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,638 Mister smarty Darren! 519 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,748 - You did it, buddy. 520 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:33,581 - Really? 521 00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:34,414 - No. - Stupid. 522 00:26:34,456 --> 00:26:35,988 - We've still got two jobs left. 523 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,329 But that wasn't bad, right, fellas? 524 00:26:38,371 --> 00:26:40,008 (crunching) 525 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:40,910 Oh fu... 526 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:43,635 - What's this? 527 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:48,733 - [Cameraman] Are you ready? 528 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,788 Three, two, one, action. 529 00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:54,258 - Good afternoon, Springfield. 530 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,378 This is Ron Maroon live from downtown reporting 531 00:26:57,420 --> 00:27:00,408 on the bloody crime spree that started a week ago today. 532 00:27:00,450 --> 00:27:03,738 Last Monday Richard Sicko, AKA Schlomo the Clown 533 00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:07,398 and his pet gorilla Fifi pulled off a daring daylight escape 534 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,348 from Farnham and Hailey Circus. 535 00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:10,998 Resulting in the death of four 536 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,798 Loughton law enforcement officers. 537 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,768 And this man, Lawrence Quinn, a local numbskull 538 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:17,928 who was run over by Schlomo and Fifi 539 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,048 during a high speed pursuit through downtown Loughton. 540 00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:23,778 And earlier today during a daylight bank robbery 541 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,418 here in downtown Springfield, Schlomo and Fifi 542 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:29,118 killed another state trooper, Joseph Swanson 543 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,518 and a civilian, Milton Wadams. 544 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,278 This brings the death toll to 19. 545 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,798 Six state troopers, five police officers, 546 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,468 seven civilians, and one local numbskull. 547 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:41,088 According to the police there's already been 548 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,458 15 more people beaten and maimed 549 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,808 and there's a city wide ordinance 550 00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:47,030 telling everyone to stay indoors. 551 00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:47,863 (shattering glass) 552 00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:49,098 I'm Ron Maroon and I'll continue to bring... 553 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:49,954 Oh! Oh my. 554 00:27:49,996 --> 00:27:51,031 (hooting and growling) 555 00:27:51,073 --> 00:27:52,942 Oh, oh, shit! Oh! 556 00:27:52,984 --> 00:27:55,234 (growling) 557 00:28:01,804 --> 00:28:04,387 (Ron groaning) 558 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,878 (tense music) 559 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,233 - This is not good. 560 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:13,098 This is not good! 561 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,208 Damn it, how come they couldn't 562 00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:16,308 have just upgraded our equipment? 563 00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:17,850 Then I wouldn't be stuck here. 564 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:19,745 I wouldn't be stuck here with you! 565 00:28:19,787 --> 00:28:22,398 Trying to fix the universe with equipment 566 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,231 that doesn't even work! 567 00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:24,888 - Okay, well, what happened? 568 00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:27,048 I mean, where are we? 569 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:28,458 Whose car are we in? 570 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,498 - I don't know, Darren. 571 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,758 I don't know. 572 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,998 - Okay, well, you can get us back, right? 573 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,028 I mean, we're in the right time period now? 574 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,738 We're where we're supposed to be? 575 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,658 I mean, you can still fix this, right? 576 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:42,528 - You see, no, no, no. 577 00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:45,138 Tyler, Tyler had the device 578 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,103 when he zapped the TV, okay? 579 00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:49,938 Do you see Tyler anywhere around here? 580 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,888 We can't do anything without him. 581 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,208 - Uh... 582 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,041 Zach. 583 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:54,874 - No, no, no. 584 00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,438 You see, you just, ya just don't get it, do ya? 585 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,968 Okay, you see, I don't know anything without the device. 586 00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:05,508 I can't do anything without the device. 587 00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:09,078 I can't help anyone without the device. 588 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,458 Okay, you see, I... 589 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,858 I don't know where we are. 590 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:15,346 I don't even know when we are, okay. 591 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:17,448 Does this compute with you? 592 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:18,323 Darren! 593 00:29:22,832 --> 00:29:26,088 (gorilla grunting) 594 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:28,618 - Is that the gorilla we were looking for? 595 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:31,211 (gunshots) 596 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:34,003 (sirens wailing) 597 00:29:43,318 --> 00:29:45,818 (funky music) 598 00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:54,118 - Fifi, who are they? 599 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,660 - [Together] Uh... 600 00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,543 (screeching tires) 601 00:30:00,585 --> 00:30:03,085 (funky music) 602 00:30:06,728 --> 00:30:09,265 (screaming) 603 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,807 (funky music) 604 00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:15,275 (screaming) 605 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,351 (screeching tires) 606 00:30:18,393 --> 00:30:20,726 (screaming) 607 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:23,835 (crashing) 608 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:29,400 (sirens wailing) 609 00:30:33,335 --> 00:30:36,420 (Zach retching) 610 00:30:36,462 --> 00:30:38,962 (funky music) 611 00:30:54,996 --> 00:30:56,907 (screeching tires) 612 00:30:56,949 --> 00:30:58,136 - Hey! 613 00:30:58,178 --> 00:30:59,011 Freeze. 614 00:31:02,745 --> 00:31:03,995 I said, freeze. 615 00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:09,078 (tense music) 616 00:31:14,851 --> 00:31:17,184 (grumbling) 617 00:31:19,674 --> 00:31:22,329 (moaning) 618 00:31:22,371 --> 00:31:23,162 - Please. 619 00:31:23,204 --> 00:31:25,787 (Zach gasping) 620 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:30,814 (gorilla growling) 621 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:33,856 (Darren whimpering) 622 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:39,963 ("Ride of the Valkyries" by Wagner) 623 00:31:42,354 --> 00:31:44,687 (whistling) 624 00:31:46,097 --> 00:31:46,930 - Ah! 625 00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:57,242 ("Ride of the Valkyries" continues) 626 00:32:00,246 --> 00:32:01,079 - No! 627 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:06,557 - Sarge! 628 00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:13,061 No! 629 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:17,801 (splashing) 630 00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,694 (whooshing) 631 00:32:36,027 --> 00:32:38,944 (screeching tires) 632 00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:56,898 - Have you been expecting me, per chance? 633 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,490 Why don't you hop in my mobile? 634 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:02,898 - You must be the nerd. 635 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,338 - Um, rude, I'm not a nerd. 636 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:07,578 I am simply an educated professional, mm-kay. 637 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:10,968 Now you must be a DEMO man. 638 00:33:11,010 --> 00:33:13,338 And as a DEMO man, you are probably asking yourself, 639 00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:15,198 how in the world did I find you here? 640 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,278 Well, the answer is very simple. 641 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,468 You see, I sussed you out at this very lot 642 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,440 by simply tracking your GCNPSES 643 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,498 and I sussed you out to this very lot, mm-kay. 644 00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:27,018 And also, if my calculations are further correct, 645 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:29,508 I would go ahead and say you have a gorilla 646 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,758 and a Mr. Bozo clown left to find for the day. 647 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,038 And oh, of course, myself. 648 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:33,871 Is this correct? 649 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:34,704 - Yeah. 650 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:38,088 I also got 1099 and I'm missing my friend, so take me there. 651 00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,243 - Yes, sir! 652 00:33:43,239 --> 00:33:46,248 (screeching tires) 653 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,568 This is the spot. 654 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:48,443 - Thanks, nerd. 655 00:33:50,683 --> 00:33:52,398 - Um, actually, I was wondering if I could actually 656 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,138 maybe come with you? 657 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:54,971 - No. 658 00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:55,898 Poof. 659 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,023 (whooshing) 660 00:33:58,065 --> 00:34:00,565 (funky music) 661 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:09,123 - Ugh, do you really think this... 662 00:34:09,165 --> 00:34:10,068 - Shh. 663 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,181 - Do you really think she's in here? 664 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,408 - In a movie theater? 665 00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,583 - Oh, she's gotta be. 666 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:16,871 - Excuse me. 667 00:34:16,913 --> 00:34:17,923 Oh, excuse me. 668 00:34:17,965 --> 00:34:18,828 - So sorry. 669 00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:19,908 - Sorry. 670 00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:21,093 - Hey, guys, guys! 671 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,093 I love this movie. 672 00:34:25,135 --> 00:34:25,968 Come on, come on. 673 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:29,956 (light music) 674 00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,190 Hey, dude. Hey, hey. 675 00:34:39,232 --> 00:34:40,055 - What? What? 676 00:34:40,097 --> 00:34:41,178 - Do you mind? 677 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:42,108 - No, not at all. 678 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:43,518 - Perfect, thank you so much, man. 679 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,351 - Just don't do too much. 680 00:34:44,393 --> 00:34:45,432 - Yeah. 681 00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:46,914 - Hey, do you mind? 682 00:34:46,956 --> 00:34:48,135 - No, not at all. 683 00:34:48,177 --> 00:34:49,146 - Aw, thank you. 684 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,443 - Dude, what are you doing? 685 00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:52,663 - Hey, hey. Do you mind? 686 00:34:52,705 --> 00:34:53,675 - No. 687 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:54,886 - Yeah. 688 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,744 - What is going on here? 689 00:34:58,786 --> 00:35:01,453 (Fifi growling) 690 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:03,560 - Excuse me. 691 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,850 - Excuse me. 692 00:35:04,892 --> 00:35:07,468 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 693 00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:10,093 (Fifi hooting) 694 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,403 - Sorry, sorry. 695 00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:22,202 (tense synth music) 696 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:00,691 - Yeah! 697 00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:01,524 - What? 698 00:36:01,566 --> 00:36:04,433 (thudding) 699 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:06,556 (smacking) 700 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:10,283 - Ah! 701 00:36:10,325 --> 00:36:12,438 (grunting) 702 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,446 - Ha, ha. 703 00:36:13,488 --> 00:36:15,308 (squeaking) 704 00:36:15,350 --> 00:36:17,784 (gargling) 705 00:36:17,826 --> 00:36:19,379 (grunting) 706 00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:20,921 - Get up, partner. 707 00:36:22,874 --> 00:36:26,277 (clown whimpering) 708 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,990 (Fifi growling) 709 00:36:28,032 --> 00:36:29,541 - Uh... guys. 710 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:30,795 - [Together] What! 711 00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:33,877 (Fifi hooting) 712 00:36:33,919 --> 00:36:36,706 (demo men groaning) 713 00:36:36,748 --> 00:36:39,748 (tense synth music) 714 00:36:48,899 --> 00:36:51,566 (Fifi growling) 715 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,379 (squeaking) 716 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:55,781 - Ah! 717 00:36:55,823 --> 00:36:58,073 (smacking) 718 00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:05,455 (Fifi screeching) 719 00:37:05,497 --> 00:37:08,865 (Darren shouting) 720 00:37:08,907 --> 00:37:10,922 (clown cackling) 721 00:37:10,964 --> 00:37:13,547 (Zach gagging) 722 00:37:14,539 --> 00:37:17,206 (Fifi growling) 723 00:37:27,262 --> 00:37:28,607 (Darren grunting) 724 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:31,232 (Fifi hooting) 725 00:37:34,207 --> 00:37:37,207 (tense synth music) 726 00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:43,817 (clown groaning) 727 00:37:48,162 --> 00:37:50,912 (Tyler shouting) 728 00:37:57,079 --> 00:37:59,329 (grunting) 729 00:38:06,599 --> 00:38:07,520 (squelching) 730 00:38:07,562 --> 00:38:10,312 (Zach screaming) 731 00:38:13,838 --> 00:38:16,005 (popping) 732 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:21,346 (Tyler screaming) 733 00:38:22,572 --> 00:38:24,822 (smacking) 734 00:38:29,044 --> 00:38:32,294 (electronic whooshing) 735 00:38:33,165 --> 00:38:36,498 (distorted synth music) 736 00:38:48,839 --> 00:38:51,756 (electric buzzing) 737 00:39:08,810 --> 00:39:12,143 (pinball machine dings) 738 00:39:40,243 --> 00:39:43,160 (distorted speech) 739 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:47,549 (distorted sounds) 740 00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,877 - [Together] Darren! 741 00:40:06,225 --> 00:40:07,016 - Darren. 742 00:40:07,058 --> 00:40:08,009 - We messed up everything. 743 00:40:08,051 --> 00:40:08,842 - It is completely over. 744 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:09,675 - We messed up everything! - The world is destroyed. 745 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:10,878 Look at his arm! 746 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,481 Look at my eye, dude. 747 00:40:12,523 --> 00:40:13,428 - Shut up! 748 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:16,518 - We boned it. We boned it really, really bad. 749 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,823 - We need to go back. 750 00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:20,442 - Okay. 751 00:40:22,293 --> 00:40:23,084 - Okay. - Okay. 752 00:40:23,126 --> 00:40:23,917 - Okay, that's good. 753 00:40:23,959 --> 00:40:24,792 - Okay. 754 00:40:25,659 --> 00:40:28,548 (light music) 755 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:29,538 - All right, so how are we gonna get there? 756 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:31,503 Do we need my car? Do we need wheels? 757 00:40:32,369 --> 00:40:33,202 - Wheels? 758 00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:37,173 Where we're going, we don't need wheels. 759 00:40:38,517 --> 00:40:39,308 (thudding) 760 00:40:39,350 --> 00:40:40,183 - Sorry, one eye. 761 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:42,751 (upbeat electronic music) 762 00:40:42,793 --> 00:40:45,806 ♪ I got it on lock ♪ 763 00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:48,465 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 764 00:40:48,507 --> 00:40:51,293 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 765 00:40:51,335 --> 00:40:54,273 ♪ Because you already know ♪ 766 00:40:54,315 --> 00:40:57,189 ♪ I got it on lock ♪ 767 00:40:57,231 --> 00:41:00,045 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 768 00:41:00,087 --> 00:41:05,087 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 769 00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:10,795 ♪ Because you already know ♪ 770 00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:14,269 (shimmering) 771 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:21,742 ("Everywhere You Look" instrumental playing) 772 00:42:14,585 --> 00:42:16,379 - Where's dad? 773 00:42:16,421 --> 00:42:18,671 (giggling) 774 00:42:20,284 --> 00:42:21,206 (funky music) 775 00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,039 ♪ Full stop ♪ 776 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,066 ♪ Now I'm rearing to go ♪ 777 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,845 ♪ My eye vision is blurry ♪ 778 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:25,969 ♪ I'm in a hurry ♪ 779 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:26,903 ♪ So only ♪ 780 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,798 ♪ Real talk, my head's on the block ♪ 781 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,631 ♪ Chop, chop ♪ 782 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,734 ♪ Standing idle ♪ 783 00:42:30,776 --> 00:42:31,907 ♪ This thing is vital ♪ 784 00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:32,985 ♪ So guess I'll ♪ 785 00:42:33,027 --> 00:42:35,467 ♪ Take off with the ignition ♪ 786 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:38,352 ♪ Keep up my monovision ♪ 787 00:42:38,394 --> 00:42:39,515 ♪ Act like ♪ 788 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:40,604 ♪ I have the skills ♪ 789 00:42:40,646 --> 00:42:44,245 ♪ But I don't ♪ 790 00:42:44,287 --> 00:42:45,278 ♪ Get gone ♪ 791 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,138 ♪ You know I'm on it like ♪ 792 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,117 ♪ My job ♪ 793 00:42:48,159 --> 00:42:50,042 ♪ Depends upon it like ♪ 794 00:42:50,084 --> 00:42:51,057 ♪ I'm gone ♪ 795 00:42:51,099 --> 00:42:54,354 ♪ If I don't got it, oh no ♪ 796 00:42:54,396 --> 00:42:57,588 ♪ But you already know ♪ 797 00:42:57,630 --> 00:43:00,352 ♪ I got it on lock ♪ 798 00:43:00,394 --> 00:43:03,352 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 799 00:43:03,394 --> 00:43:06,020 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 800 00:43:06,062 --> 00:43:09,289 ♪ Because you already know ♪ 801 00:43:09,331 --> 00:43:11,975 ♪ I've got it on lock ♪ 802 00:43:12,017 --> 00:43:14,879 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 803 00:43:14,921 --> 00:43:19,162 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 804 00:43:19,204 --> 00:43:21,401 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 805 00:43:21,443 --> 00:43:23,993 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 806 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:24,826 ♪ Because I'm a ♪ 807 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:27,242 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 808 00:43:27,284 --> 00:43:29,922 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 809 00:43:29,964 --> 00:43:30,755 ♪ Because I'm a ♪ 810 00:43:30,797 --> 00:43:32,947 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 811 00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:35,653 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 812 00:43:35,695 --> 00:43:36,486 ♪ Because I'm a ♪ 813 00:43:36,528 --> 00:43:38,744 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 814 00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:41,626 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 815 00:43:41,668 --> 00:43:44,101 ♪ N, N, N, N ♪ 816 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:47,071 ♪ I've got it on lock ♪ 817 00:43:47,113 --> 00:43:49,843 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 818 00:43:49,885 --> 00:43:52,494 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 819 00:43:52,536 --> 00:43:55,758 ♪ Because you already know ♪ 820 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,500 ♪ I've got it on lock ♪ 821 00:43:58,542 --> 00:44:01,572 ♪ I'm racing the clock ♪ 822 00:44:01,614 --> 00:44:06,614 ♪ With all that I've got ♪ 823 00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:09,077 ♪ Because you already know ♪ 824 00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:14,119 ♪ D-E-M-O-M-A-N ♪ 49300

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