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Tell you what, mate, on the house.
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Thanks.
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You're having a party?
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Ah, nothing to do with me.
Eddie took the booking.
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Reckons it's worth ten grand.
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Denny, boy, bitter's off.
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So, this is how it is now?
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Well, they got the settlement
to the judge
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before I realised what I'd signed.
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It's all in the courts now.
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So until you sort it out,
they're just
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Here.
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They're here.
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All the time.
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Gonna try and brighten the place up
a bit, Ed.
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It's so drab in here.
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Oh. Hello.
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Go on, then. Who's dead?
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Actually, I just came to say hello.
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OK. Bit weird.
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I just thought, recently, maybe,
you haven't been yourself.
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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You know, if you ever need to
speak to anyone
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Didn't know you cared.
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I don't. I meant Jesus.
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HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
OVER RADIO: Ole, Ole ?
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Oh, I love this one!
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Come on, Eddie. Let's dance.
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Ah
Come on!
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Ole, Ole ?
Oof!
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot ?
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Hoo-hoo!
HE CHUCKLES
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot ?
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I'm just saying
I know how hard this must be.
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If there's anything I can do
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot ?
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Do you know anyone
that can have a man killed?
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That's not funny.
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I'm joking.
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I'd do it myself.
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Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot
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Feelin' hot, hot, hot. ?
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IN SPANISH:
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Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
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I was just, er, reading this book.
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I am meeting Angela
in a bar round the corner,
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so I am just practising
talking in English.
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But please don't ask me
about Angela.
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I can't tell you anything.
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OK.
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She's a dental assistant
from Coventry.
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Big city in the UK.
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She has a boyfriend,
but she's thinking of leaving him.
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HE SCOFFS
No, no, no, no, no.
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She's on holiday. It wouldn't last.
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Although I suppose we could Zoom.
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You like her, Jesus?
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She's OK.
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I met her in a bar last night,
and we had, erm, you know
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STUTTERS
You know
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Er sex.
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Oh, sex.
HE CHUCKLES
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Yes. Full sex.
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So now you're going
to see her again,
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and you think you might impress her
if she sees you reading a book by
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Jeffrey Archer.
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He is the Lord.
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A lord, I think.
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A-A lord. A lord.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Den?
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Den.
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Dennis.
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Dennis.
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I need a plug
for the karaoke machine.
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Did you take the batteries
out of the remote?
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Needs must, my friend.
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I've decided the time is nigh
for me to write my autobiography.
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CLEARS THROAT
Chapter one.
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I was born in a gypsy camp
just outside of Northampton
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sometime in the late '50s.
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Eddie, where shall I put this cake?
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Er, well,
just stick it on the bar for now.
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So, whose party is this?
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I've told you.
Yeah. Tell me again.
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Just a few associates of mine,
friends, good people.
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Oh, well,
that's obviously bollocks
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cos none of your associates
are good people,
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and you don't have any friends.
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You know, cynicism
will send you to an early grave.
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Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.
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Well, you better hope so,
or I'll kick them out and open up.
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So, what is it, a birthday?
No, my beautiful darling.
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It's just a little leaving party
for an old friend.
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Course, I've never mined
uranium before.
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I was 15 years old.
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But I was tall for my age,
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and they never sweat the small stuff
in Kazakhstan.
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Why are you doing this just now?
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I've received fair warning
from the Reaper, my friend.
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I gotta think about my legacy.
What, you ill?
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MeI'm in peak physical condition.
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But today, I
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I witnessed something
deeply disturbing.
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A black dog walked backwards
across my path.
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Death is near.
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Is that what that means?
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Black dog. Black Shuck.
The Beast's beast.
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Backwards dog.
What's "dog" backwards?
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God.
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God is retreating, making space for
Death to choose a soul, my friend.
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You sure, it didn't just have worms
or something?
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Would that it were so.
CHUCKLES DRYLY
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So you think
that Death is coming for you?
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I didn't say that.
Could be any one of us.
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But he will come.
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By midnight.
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Hm. Well,
as long as he buys a drink.
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SIGHS DEEPLY
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OK, my darlings,
I'm gonna love you and leave you.
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You're going out?
Just meeting up with the girls.
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The girls?
You've been in Benidorm a week.
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You know I always make friends
wherever I go.
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No, no, no, you want half the pub,
you can do half the work.
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Dennis
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We've got a do on.
I'll get you an apron.
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Stop. Please. Stop it.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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I am.
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Right. They are here.
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LAUGHTER
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Now, who here would like to see
a little magic trick?
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Here we go.
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I have here
an honest to goodness one euro coin.
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You've never had an honest euro
in your life.
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I am placing this one euro coin
on the table,
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and I'm covering it with this hat.
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He is magic.
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He's made his hair disappear.
HE LAUGHS
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WhatWhat's he doing?
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One of his scams, Ray.
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Now, I bet
any one of you good gentleman
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I can turn that coin from heads
to tails without touching that hat.
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Bollocks!
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Stump up or shut up.
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Fifty notes.
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I wouldn't trust you
as far as Ray can throw you.
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What's that?
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I'm saying
you're a decrepit old bastard, Ray.
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Oh, yeah.
CHUCKLES
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Same again, my lovely.
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Oh, it's all right, sweetheart.
Save on the washing up.
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Now I know why you were so keen
to get your hands on this place.
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This your gateway
to the Costa del Crime.
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There's that cynicism again.
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Don't take me for a dickhead.
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I've seen you putting
this whole thing together
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on that cheap burner phone of yours
to cover your tracks.
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Those men are crooks.
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Dennis, they're just businessmen.
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Ray was in security,
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Gav made his money
in car-boot sales,
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and Ricky owns
a chain of beauty parlours.
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Whoopty-shit.
Harold Shipman was a doctor.
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You've filled my pub full
of gangsters.
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Except you haven't.
There's only three of them.
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Is there anyone else still to come?
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Well, there you go. Stan's here.
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Hm, suppose Stan's just an innocent,
hardworking bloke as well.
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What is he, a cheery
local ice cream manA clown?
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Do you know, I wouldn't be calling
Stan Grainger a clown if I were you.
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Wait, wait. Stan Grainger,
who did ten years for armed robbery?
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You know him?
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Know himI put him away.
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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What you talking about?
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WHISPERS: I was the key witness
at his trial.
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It was my evidence
that sent him down.
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Well, what do you knowSmall world.
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What does he know about me?
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Nothing. I told him
this was my place.
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Eddie, if he recognises me,
I'm a dead man walking.
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He won't recognise you.
It's been 30 years.
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You had that crap tash in the '80s.
KNOCKING ON DOOR
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Stan, good to see you, mate.
Come on in.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was out on the course.
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No worries. No worries at all, Stan.
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Who's this?
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This is just, er, the barman, Den
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Denzel. My name's Denzel.
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Like Denzel Washington.
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Well nice to meet you, Denzel.
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Yeah, nice place, Eddie.
Thank you, Stan, yeah.
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I mean, it's not much,
but it is mine, you know.
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Hello, lads.
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HE CLEARS THROAT,
LAUGHTER
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You need to go.
What?
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Go on. Go home. I don't need you.
It's my shift.
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I'll pay for your shift.
I can handle this.
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No.
Look, don't be stupid.
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Don't call me stupid.
I don't wanna go.
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OK, you're sacked. Get out.
What?!
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I'm the manager.
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Eddie and Tiff are here.
One of them can be the licensee.
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Look, here's a month's wages.
What'sWhat's happening?
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You're being sacked.
Now get out. You're trespassing.
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Dennis
I don't need you any more.
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SIGHS DEEPLY
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What can I get you?
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I'll have a lager.
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You never stop worrying,
do you, ehKids.
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Oh, she's not my daughter.
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I know.
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We're gonna need a knife.
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A knife?
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For the cake.
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Ah, right, yeah.
No problem. Knife
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Oh, come on, Denzel.
You can do better than that.
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There you go.
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Put it down next to the cake for me,
would youStick it over there.
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Lovely.
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All ready for our big surprise, eh?
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DENNIS SIGHS
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MAN GRUNTS
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GRUNTS,
GROANS
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SPEAKS IN SPANISH:
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GRUNTS,
GROANS
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I'm broke and broken-hearted ?
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Weapons-grade.
The Russians use 'em.
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You can blind a man from half a mile
with one of these.
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I'm a hairdresser, Gav.
Why would I wanna blind anyone?
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So they can't see
what you've done with their hair.
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LAUGHTER
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Denny boy! Come and join us.
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I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.
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It walks amongst us.
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Where's this guest of honour?
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Only way to see off Beelzebub
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EXHALES DEEPLY
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get it pissed.
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SCOFFS
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Then left me alone ?
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Gentlemen, custom has it the father
of the house provides the drinks.
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What's this?
Aguardiente.
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Made in the finest local bathtubs.
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All right.
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Well, I'll drink to that.
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I have but one stipulation.
252
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:04,260
You match me drink for drink.
253
00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:05,461
CHUCKLING
254
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,140
I'm broke and broken-hearted ?
255
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,300
Are you with me?
256
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,941
Do our best, eh.
Skol!
257
00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:21,381
Broke and broken-hearted. ?
258
00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:25,661
ALL EXHALE,
CHUCKLING
259
00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,940
RADIO PLAYS
260
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,661
LAUGHTER
261
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,541
Oi, oi!
LAUGHTER
262
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,861
IN SPANISH:
263
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:31,580
Oh, look at you beautiful people.
264
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:33,341
I won't interrupt.
265
00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:36,860
GASPS
Is this a date?
266
00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:38,140
Maybe.
No.
267
00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:40,461
Mind if I join you?
Yes. Yes.
268
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,261
Ow.
269
00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:01,381
Right, I'm not having this.
270
00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:07,660
There's not a chance in hell
you're turning that coin over
271
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,660
without moving that hat.
272
00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:11,980
ALL: Oooh
273
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:15,900
We have a bite. I accept your bet.
274
00:20:15,901 --> 00:20:17,620
Can we clear the table, please?
275
00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:20,060
Well, whatWhat's going on?
276
00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:23,660
Eddie's taken Gav's bet.
Twat.
277
00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:26,380
CHUCKLING
All right, then.
278
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:29,460
Ooh
279
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,421
Behold!
280
00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:36,500
CHUCKLES
What, that's that it, is it?
281
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,341
Check yourself.
282
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,461
Heads.
283
00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:53,260
Tails. And I never touched the hat!
284
00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:55,221
LAUGHTER
285
00:20:55,222 --> 00:21:00,220
Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, I thought
we was gonna do some karaoke.
286
00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:01,941
Yeah, good idea. You start.
287
00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:06,220
Well, Stan, I was gonna do a ballad.
I mean, Ricky should start.
288
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:09,061
He's gonna do Dancing Queen.
No. You start.
289
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:14,020
All right, Stan. Yeah, I'll start.
290
00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:18,500
Bit unfair, innit,
sending him up first on his tod?
291
00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:22,260
He should duet with someone.
Yeah. It's a good point, Gav.
292
00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:23,661
Oi, Denzel.
293
00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:26,820
You can sing with Eddie.
294
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:30,700
SCOFFS
Jeez, no. I'd murder it.
295
00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:31,981
That's the idea, innit?
296
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:38,341
I'm going for a slash.
297
00:21:38,342 --> 00:21:42,140
You got into bed with snakes,
you know that?
298
00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:44,861
Well, no, Den,
I got into bed with your wife.
299
00:21:46,461 --> 00:21:49,980
BOTH: I feel it in my fingers
300
00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:53,541
I feel it in my toes
301
00:21:58,021 --> 00:22:01,300
Love is all around me
302
00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:05,101
And so the feeling grows
303
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,381
It's written on the wind
304
00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:17,060
It's everywhere I go
305
00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,941
Oh, yes, it is
306
00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:23,900
So if you really love me
307
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:25,740
MUSIC FADES
AND DISTORTS
308
00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:29,780
Come on and let it show
309
00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,461
Oh. ?
310
00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:45,781
Big one. Little one.
I'll have the big one.
311
00:22:47,661 --> 00:22:49,060
TIFF SIGHS
312
00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:52,740
They called it
"the marriage wrecker", CID.
313
00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:55,980
I mean, the hours that he worked,
it's no surprise.
314
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,621
Did love him, though.
315
00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:01,980
I still do love him. Mm.
316
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,420
And Carla does. I know she does.
317
00:23:04,421 --> 00:23:07,701
Carla?
Our daughter.
318
00:23:08,861 --> 00:23:10,900
Did he not tell you about her?
319
00:23:10,901 --> 00:23:13,540
HE CLEARS THROAT
You know, you're kind of intruding.
320
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,380
SHE CLEARS THROAT
321
00:23:15,381 --> 00:23:19,460
You know, I never would have put
someone like you
322
00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:21,260
with someone like him.
323
00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:23,620
I'm not with him.
Not yet.
324
00:23:23,621 --> 00:23:25,700
Ooh!
OK, I'm going.
325
00:23:25,701 --> 00:23:28,180
Oh, no, where you going?
Don't go back to the pub, darling.
326
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:29,301
Why?
327
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:31,980
Well, them blokes, they're
328
00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:34,860
they're a bit, you know
WHISPERS: ..dodgy.
329
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:38,141
The party?
Yeah, you know.
330
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,861
Eddie doesn't always
move in the best of circles.
331
00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:48,180
I mean, Stan, he's a piece of work.
He's done time.
332
00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:49,820
TIFF CHUCKLES
333
00:23:49,821 --> 00:23:53,501
As soon as he finds out Eddie's
got this pub, he's all over him.
334
00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:58,060
Books this leaving do. Nah.
335
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,981
Something is going on, I reckon.
336
00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:05,100
Ooh oh, oh, I can't see straight!
337
00:24:05,101 --> 00:24:07,100
I think I need some patatas bravas.
338
00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:09,220
Do you want some patatas bravas?
339
00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:12,021
So I'm gonna get
some patatas bravas. Ow!
340
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,100
That's why he wanted me out.
341
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:19,460
So we go to another bar,
342
00:24:19,461 --> 00:24:21,741
then maybe dinner
and talk about what to do.
343
00:24:21,742 --> 00:24:24,860
Call Maria.
I think Dennis is in danger.
344
00:24:24,861 --> 00:24:27,260
The worst thing we could do
is overreact.
345
00:24:27,261 --> 00:24:30,541
I think everything is probably fine.
346
00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:38,821
Feelin' hot, hot, hot
347
00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:42,501
Feelin' hot, hot, hot
348
00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:46,421
Feelin' hot, hot, hot
349
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,341
Feelin' hot, hot, hot ?
350
00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:14,221
KNOCKING ON DOOR
351
00:25:15,301 --> 00:25:17,261
DennisOpen up.
352
00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:21,221
KNOCKING ON DOOR
Dennis, are you OK?
353
00:25:33,101 --> 00:25:34,981
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
354
00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:41,700
JESUS SIGHS
See, he's totally fine.
355
00:25:41,701 --> 00:25:43,380
Oh, my God! There's a body.
356
00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:46,141
Dennis, what happened?
357
00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:49,060
I was stupid.
358
00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:51,181
You did this?
No, he didn't.
359
00:25:52,381 --> 00:25:53,541
You didn't, did you?
360
00:25:56,781 --> 00:25:57,831
No.
361
00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,620
You know we need to call this in.
362
00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:04,621
He's right. This is a crime scene.
363
00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,901
Can I just tell my side first?
364
00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:12,501
OK. What happened?
365
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,740
They made me sing.
366
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,060
BOTH: If you really love me
367
00:26:19,061 --> 00:26:23,060
Come on and let it show
368
00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:24,780
Whoa ?
369
00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:28,060
RAY: Oh, feck's sake.
Anyone got 50p for the meter?
370
00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:30,180
VELCRO RIPS
RICKY: Everyone stay where they are.
371
00:26:30,181 --> 00:26:31,820
It's probably just a fuse.
I'll check.
372
00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,901
I said stay where you are!
373
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:37,580
THUD,
GROANING
374
00:26:37,581 --> 00:26:38,701
What was that?
375
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,340
I swear, don't try anything with me.
376
00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:43,781
VELCRO RIPS
377
00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:50,461
Eddie!
378
00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:02,141
The snake is drained.
379
00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:23,540
You were next to him,
but you didn't see who killed him?
380
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,301
It was pitch-black.
381
00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:28,021
What's going on?
382
00:27:30,661 --> 00:27:32,380
Eddie!
Don't touch him.
383
00:27:32,381 --> 00:27:34,500
OK, lady, nothing to see here.
384
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:37,100
That doesn't really work
in this context, Jesus.
385
00:27:37,101 --> 00:27:40,460
What did you do?
He didn't do anything.
386
00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:43,231
You've done it. You shit!
You've done it. I never thought
387
00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:46,141
He said he'd kill him.
388
00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:50,060
The day that he was sacked,
he pinned Eddie against the wall
389
00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:51,740
and he said he'd kill him.
390
00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:53,821
We have to let Dennis tell his side.
391
00:27:57,421 --> 00:27:59,701
What happened
after the lights came on?
392
00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:06,900
Imagine my life
With us together ?
393
00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:08,020
STAN: Who was this?
394
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,220
Me.
Why?
395
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,540
I just like the song.
396
00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:14,180
No, I meant who killed Eddie.
Oh, right.
397
00:28:14,181 --> 00:28:17,660
Everything
That we're gonna do ?
398
00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:19,621
You wanna put
some kitchen roll down.
399
00:28:20,821 --> 00:28:22,020
Yeah ?
400
00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:23,700
Blood's a bugger to get out.
401
00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,860
Every day is just me and you
402
00:28:26,861 --> 00:28:29,541
Just imagine ?
MUSIC STOPS
403
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,900
Look, I don't know who you are
404
00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,700
or why any of you would want
to kill Eddie.
405
00:28:37,701 --> 00:28:39,620
It's none of my business.
406
00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,660
But I am not cleaning up your mess.
407
00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:44,700
Who says it's our mess?
You were standing next to him.
408
00:28:44,701 --> 00:28:45,740
You were next to a knife.
409
00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:47,180
All right, that's enough of that.
410
00:28:47,181 --> 00:28:49,060
Obviously, there's been
some sort of beef.
411
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,300
Singing blew a fuse,
412
00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:52,580
someone's taken a chance
to do him in with the lights out.
413
00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:55,541
Well, let me tell you something now.
That is not OK!
414
00:29:00,661 --> 00:29:04,031
Now, we got a problem to deal with.
We're gonna sort it out between us.
415
00:29:04,032 --> 00:29:08,740
Why don't I just leave you the keys?
Help yourself to toasties.
416
00:29:08,741 --> 00:29:11,340
Oh, no, you don't.
You're gonna help us.
417
00:29:11,341 --> 00:29:14,100
I can't help you.
Course you can.
418
00:29:14,101 --> 00:29:15,620
Little picture of you
behind the bar.
419
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,780
You used to be a copper, didn't you?
420
00:29:17,781 --> 00:29:19,781
Someone's committed a crime, Denzel.
421
00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:22,500
You can help us solve it.
422
00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:26,460
SIGHS
Honestly, I was just a traffic cop.
423
00:29:26,461 --> 00:29:29,531
I can't help you, unless any of you
deserve a speeding ticket.
424
00:29:32,101 --> 00:29:33,781
But seriously
425
00:29:35,101 --> 00:29:38,060
you take care of him,
I'll cover your slate.
426
00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:40,260
You're square with the house.
You were never here.
427
00:29:40,261 --> 00:29:42,580
But that's not justice, is it?
428
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,660
See, I believe if you do wrong
by your fellow man,
429
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:45,941
then you need to pay for it.
430
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,531
Only then can you be square
with the house.
431
00:29:54,061 --> 00:29:55,111
All right.
432
00:29:55,112 --> 00:29:57,620
If I work this out,
my word is final.
433
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,500
Your word is final.
434
00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,821
You can be judge and jury.
And I'll be executioner.
435
00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:07,061
Easy, Stan.
That's enough! Shut up!
436
00:30:08,301 --> 00:30:10,420
I'm sick of people taking liberties.
437
00:30:10,421 --> 00:30:12,900
EXHALES SHAKILY
438
00:30:12,901 --> 00:30:17,180
I don't know what happened here,
but, really does it matter?
439
00:30:17,181 --> 00:30:20,180
Cos you're all thick as thieves,
and I'm the only witness.
440
00:30:20,181 --> 00:30:22,060
I'm pretty sure if I find out
who did this,
441
00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:23,700
I'm not getting
out of here alive anyway.
442
00:30:23,701 --> 00:30:26,341
Oh, no, no, no, no, my friend.
You misunderstood.
443
00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:30,580
See, the only way
you're getting out of here alive
444
00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:32,021
is if you find out who did this.
445
00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:37,340
What did he say?
446
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:40,260
Denzel's gonna find out who stabbed
Eddie, and Stan's gonna kill him.
447
00:30:40,261 --> 00:30:42,620
Oh, right.
448
00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:45,861
Probably should get
another round in anyway, eh?
449
00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:06,661
I said they were dodgy.
450
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,420
So did you solve it?
You worked out who killed Eddie?
451
00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:14,381
Of course he did. You did, right?
452
00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:23,861
Right, these two are me and Eddie.
453
00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:30,980
This is Ray, Ricky, Stan,
and him.
454
00:31:30,981 --> 00:31:34,341
Gav. I'm Gav O'Grady,
the Car Boot King.
455
00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:37,620
Er which one's me?
456
00:31:37,621 --> 00:31:39,101
The tomato juice.
457
00:31:40,181 --> 00:31:43,140
But tomatoes give me gas.
Everything gives you gas, Ray.
458
00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:45,100
You pretty much breathe
out your arse.
459
00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:46,660
Better than talking out of it.
460
00:31:46,661 --> 00:31:49,460
Look, you don't have to drink it.
It's just a demonstration.
461
00:31:49,461 --> 00:31:51,140
Hold up, hold up.
Who's the ginger beer?
462
00:31:51,141 --> 00:31:53,620
You are.
What you tryna say, ehEh?
463
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,900
I'm not ginger beer.
Make Ricky the ginger beer.
464
00:31:55,901 --> 00:31:59,100
Why am I the ginger beer?
If the shoe fits.
465
00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:01,660
Right, right,
me and Eddie are the apple juice.
466
00:32:01,661 --> 00:32:03,900
Ray is the lemonade.
467
00:32:03,901 --> 00:32:06,540
Ricky's the ginger beer.
Stan's the tonic.
468
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:10,260
And whatshisname's the tomato juice.
You're doing this on purpose.
469
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,940
Right, now, this is where you all
were before the lights went out.
470
00:32:12,941 --> 00:32:15,861
I just need to remember
the order of what happened.
471
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,821
EXHALES DEEPLY
I need a pint.
472
00:32:29,901 --> 00:32:34,220
Right, before the lights went out,
Ray said
473
00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:36,100
I'm going for a slash.
474
00:32:36,101 --> 00:32:40,020
Gav was shining
the laser pen on Eddie.
475
00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:43,140
BOTH: Show
Whoa. ?
476
00:32:43,141 --> 00:32:44,700
RAY: Oh, feck's sake!
477
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,180
'Then the lights go out,
and Eddie said'
478
00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:49,380
Anyone got 50p for the meter?
VELCRO RIPS
479
00:32:49,381 --> 00:32:50,821
And then what?
480
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,191
That's right.
481
00:32:58,341 --> 00:32:59,860
Ricky said
482
00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:01,300
'Everyone stay where they are.'
483
00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:04,821
but the sound, the sound
was coming from further away.
484
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,540
Then I said
485
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,380
It's probably just a fuse.
I'll check.
486
00:33:11,381 --> 00:33:13,460
I said stay where you are!
487
00:33:13,461 --> 00:33:17,140
All the while, the laser pen
is still on Eddie, still alive.
488
00:33:17,141 --> 00:33:18,180
THUD,
GROANING
489
00:33:18,181 --> 00:33:19,220
What was that?
490
00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,860
And then there's this sound
491
00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:24,941
I swear, don't try anything with me.
VELCRO RIPS
492
00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,861
Then you're all back in your seats.
493
00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:37,740
Well, hurry up, Kojak.
494
00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:40,180
Actually, if we're talking
TV detectives,
495
00:33:40,181 --> 00:33:43,140
this is much more
of a Columbo kind of a case.
496
00:33:43,141 --> 00:33:45,020
And you're the expert, are you?
497
00:33:45,021 --> 00:33:46,181
No.
498
00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:48,740
But I know one.
499
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:50,221
Can we get a move on?
500
00:33:56,421 --> 00:33:57,741
SIGHS
501
00:33:59,101 --> 00:34:01,140
Here we go.
502
00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:03,431
Well, come on. Enlighten us.
Who killed Eddie?
503
00:34:06,621 --> 00:34:08,300
You all did.
504
00:34:08,301 --> 00:34:10,780
STAN CHUCKLES
Oh, is that so?
505
00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:12,420
Yes, that is so.
506
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:14,380
You see, it can't just have been
a fuse that went.
507
00:34:14,381 --> 00:34:16,020
That would've shorted
some of the power.
508
00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:17,500
To cut everything off,
509
00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:21,020
someone had to hit the main breaker
in the fuse box in the back room.
510
00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:23,980
That could only have been Ray.
Ray never went to the toilet.
511
00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:27,231
He used his walking stick to trip
the breaker above the back door.
512
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:32,700
EDDIE AND DENNIS:
Come on and let it show
513
00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:34,260
Whoa. ?
514
00:34:34,261 --> 00:34:36,140
But then he dropped his stick.'
RAY: Oh!
515
00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,500
CLATTERING
Oh, feck's sake.
516
00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:41,380
Ricky is further away
when he said
517
00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:42,980
Everyone stay where they are.
518
00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,821
Because he's getting the knife.
519
00:34:44,822 --> 00:34:48,980
Picking it up using the
pocket square that was in his jacket
520
00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:50,340
before the lights went off
521
00:34:50,341 --> 00:34:53,060
but was missing
after they came back on again.
522
00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:55,411
But he doesn't use the knife.
He gives it to Stan.
523
00:34:57,861 --> 00:35:00,540
But before Stan takes it,
he puts his golf glove on.
524
00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,900
VELCRO RIP ECHOES
525
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,661
Then he comes up to the front
526
00:35:05,941 --> 00:35:07,740
and sticks the knife in Eddie.
527
00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:10,060
And he knows exactly where Eddie is
in the dark
528
00:35:10,061 --> 00:35:13,131
because Gav's kept a laser pen on
throughout the whole thing.
529
00:35:14,301 --> 00:35:15,941
And you know all that, do you?
530
00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:19,900
It's the only theory
that makes sense.
531
00:35:19,901 --> 00:35:22,660
See, I know where Gav was
cos the laser pen didn't move.
532
00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:24,100
Ray was out by the toilets.
533
00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:26,460
There's no way he's getting
over there in that time.
534
00:35:26,461 --> 00:35:27,980
What's he say?
535
00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:30,060
He's saying you're a decrepit,
old bastard, Ray.
536
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,420
Ah.
Could've been Ricky.
537
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:35,660
Could have, except he's wearing some
pretty pungent aftershave tonight.
538
00:35:35,661 --> 00:35:37,260
He comes within a five-metre radius,
539
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,100
you're getting a noseful
of Paco Rabanne.
540
00:35:39,101 --> 00:35:41,500
It's Acqua di Parma.
541
00:35:41,501 --> 00:35:43,781
So, yeah, I do know that.
542
00:35:45,341 --> 00:35:48,291
You asked me to work out who killed
Eddie. Well, there you go.
543
00:35:48,821 --> 00:35:51,580
You did.
STAN SCOFFS
544
00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,341
But everyone else was involved.
545
00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:02,260
Bravo. The man with all the answers.
546
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,861
Not all the answers.
547
00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:08,180
It still doesn't make sense to me.
Eddie got on everyone's tits.
548
00:36:08,181 --> 00:36:09,380
Yeah, not why you'd kill him
549
00:36:09,381 --> 00:36:11,340
but why you'd go through
this pantomime to do it.
550
00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,500
Oh, this ain't no pantomime, son.
551
00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:15,021
Oh, yes, it is.
552
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,821
Sorry.
553
00:36:21,421 --> 00:36:22,981
This is a goodbye party.
554
00:36:24,461 --> 00:36:27,171
You really thought I didn't know
who you was, Dennis?
555
00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:33,260
So you do remember me.
Yeah, funny, that.
556
00:36:33,261 --> 00:36:34,820
Funny how you tend
to remember someone
557
00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,660
who sent you to jail for
the best years of your life, innit?
558
00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:39,980
So why's Eddie dead and not me?
559
00:36:39,981 --> 00:36:43,340
Why did I just spend the last hour
solving his murder?
560
00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:46,180
After I'd got out of Wandsworth,
561
00:36:46,181 --> 00:36:48,531
I went looking for you,
but you'd disappeared.
562
00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:53,540
Then Eddie tells me
about this place,
563
00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,180
tells me all about you.
564
00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:56,460
CHUCKLES
565
00:36:56,461 --> 00:36:59,220
I mean, it was like a gift.
566
00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:01,581
A party just felt right.
567
00:37:03,661 --> 00:37:07,180
You must be wondering
when our guest of honour's arriving,
568
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,581
but he's been here all along.
569
00:37:09,901 --> 00:37:11,181
It's you, Dennis.
570
00:37:12,381 --> 00:37:14,660
This is your leaving party.
571
00:37:14,661 --> 00:37:15,861
And where am I going?
572
00:37:17,541 --> 00:37:18,741
To jail.
573
00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:37,231
Dennis.
574
00:37:39,221 --> 00:37:41,060
You know I have to call this in.
575
00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:42,580
He's not finished.
576
00:37:42,581 --> 00:37:43,940
Rosa, let them do their jobs.
577
00:37:43,941 --> 00:37:47,140
You're not going to jail for this.
I was there. I saw them.
578
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:49,100
I'm sorry, kid.
579
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,661
They did a proper job on me.
580
00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:53,381
Maybe I did need you after all.
581
00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,701
There's still time.
Tell me what happened.
582
00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:00,540
What am I going to jail for?
583
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:01,741
Well, for killing Eddie.
584
00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:06,020
Oh, call me an old romantic,
but it just felt like poetic justice
585
00:38:06,021 --> 00:38:09,091
that the last case you ever work
was the one that sent you down.
586
00:38:09,981 --> 00:38:11,700
Just like you sent me down.
587
00:38:11,701 --> 00:38:14,460
No, no, no, you killed Eddie.
588
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,940
All of you killed Eddie.
589
00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:18,541
Well, how could we?
We were never here.
590
00:38:25,421 --> 00:38:28,060
What'sWhat's this?
What's happening?
591
00:38:28,061 --> 00:38:29,781
You work as many jobs as we have
592
00:38:29,782 --> 00:38:33,540
you get pretty good
at not leaving any evidence behind.
593
00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,861
Stan, good to see you, mate.
Come on in.
594
00:38:41,341 --> 00:38:42,941
You see, no DNA.
595
00:38:47,821 --> 00:38:49,300
No fingerprints.
596
00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:50,621
Same again, my lovely.
597
00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:57,171
Oh, it's all right, sweetheart.
Save on the washing up.
598
00:38:58,301 --> 00:39:00,461
Everything we touched here
comes with us.
599
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:06,220
And when the Old Bill comes here,
they'll find a knife
600
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:08,340
sticking out of the bloke
who stole your wife and pub,
601
00:39:08,341 --> 00:39:10,341
and only your prints'll be on it.
602
00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:13,701
There you go.
603
00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:17,301
Put it down next to the cake for me,
would you?
604
00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:21,220
It's not just prints
that'll put you here.
605
00:39:21,221 --> 00:39:22,500
I know.
606
00:39:22,501 --> 00:39:24,501
Eddie only ever called us
on his burner.
607
00:39:31,941 --> 00:39:33,780
Witnesses. Rosa saw you here.
608
00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:35,300
You got one witness to put me here.
609
00:39:35,301 --> 00:39:38,491
I've got 50 back in Marbella
that'll swear blind I was with them.
610
00:39:39,621 --> 00:39:42,100
And as for your man
over there, well
611
00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:44,580
he'll be lucky if he can remember
his own name tomorrow.
612
00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:46,140
Oh, we, erm
613
00:39:46,141 --> 00:39:48,660
We slipped him a little something
to help him on his way.
614
00:39:48,661 --> 00:39:49,861
CHUCKLING
615
00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:53,620
Are you with me?
616
00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:55,981
Do our best, eh?
Skol!
617
00:39:59,341 --> 00:40:00,581
As I said
618
00:40:01,741 --> 00:40:02,901
we were never here.
619
00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,141
That's it. We're done.
620
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,620
Oh.
CHUCKLES
621
00:40:17,621 --> 00:40:20,580
Look at you.
You're tryna work a way out of it.
622
00:40:20,581 --> 00:40:22,660
Ah, s'pose you could get rid
of the body,
623
00:40:22,661 --> 00:40:25,251
but you know that'll only
make things worse for you.
624
00:40:26,421 --> 00:40:27,980
Why didn't you just shoot me?
625
00:40:27,981 --> 00:40:31,221
A few weeks behind bars,
and you'll wish I had.
626
00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:35,220
But
SIGHS
627
00:40:35,221 --> 00:40:36,821
I want you to suffer
628
00:40:38,741 --> 00:40:40,381
how I suffered.
629
00:40:44,261 --> 00:40:45,701
Any case
630
00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:48,941
it's not a real gun.
631
00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:56,300
And now, eh
632
00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,540
I'm square with the house, Denzel.
633
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:01,901
CHUCKLES
634
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,821
DOOR CLOSES
635
00:41:31,181 --> 00:41:34,701
I walked right into it.
Stan had thought of everything.
636
00:41:37,221 --> 00:41:39,821
SIGHS
Do what you gotta do.
637
00:41:45,012 --> 00:41:49,900
I'm arresting you on suspicion
of murder. No, stop.
638
00:41:49,901 --> 00:41:52,180
You do not have to say anything,
but anything you do say
639
00:41:52,181 --> 00:41:54,111
may be taken down
and used against you.
640
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:03,021
Is everybody losing their minds?
641
00:42:04,061 --> 00:42:05,941
Looks like I might be busy
for a bit.
642
00:42:05,942 --> 00:42:09,100
Don't s'pose you want your job back?
643
00:42:09,101 --> 00:42:11,620
You'll be back tomorrow.
They cannot keep you there.
644
00:42:11,621 --> 00:42:15,381
Just don't let her ruin the place.
Take him outside.
645
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:21,060
If it makes a difference,
I don't think you killed him.
646
00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,060
Thanks, Jesus.
647
00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:24,181
It doesn't.
648
00:42:31,032 --> 00:42:36,380
Just so you know, I do not work
for you. I work for Dennis.
649
00:42:36,381 --> 00:42:39,860
And if you try to tell me
what to do, you will regret it.
650
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:42,020
I never wanted this place,
my darling.
651
00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:43,281
I never wanted any of this.
652
00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:51,500
Why aren't you stopping this?
You cannot think he did this.
653
00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:53,940
I know he hasn't been
in a good place recently,
654
00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:55,780
and he said something
about killing Eddie.
655
00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:58,580
I can't just forget I know that.
656
00:42:58,581 --> 00:42:59,821
I'm sorry, Rosa.
657
00:43:00,861 --> 00:43:03,220
I don't want to think
that Dennis did this.
658
00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:05,381
But we have to be open
to the fact he might.
659
00:43:08,741 --> 00:43:10,821
SHE BREATHES SHAKILY
660
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,101
GROANS
661
00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:24,421
What did I miss?
662
00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:29,021
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