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[Billie] Enamel is formed by what cells?

-Ameloblasts. -Bang!

-Correct. -Okay.

-After central, before canine? -Um, lateral incisor.

-[Billie] You go, girl. -Wow. Wow.

-[groans] Dentistry seems hard. -Yeah, it's rough.

I look at someone's face now, and all I see is teeth

-and what can go wrong with them. -Oh.

-Okay, it's 1:00, so you gotta go. -Okay, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Okay. You've had coffee, you've had water.

-Coffee. -I've packed you a little snack.

-Coffee. -I've packed you a little snack.

[Carly] Oh! Thanks, babe.

[both] Mwah.

-See you guys. Thank you. -Bye.

-Good luck. -[Carly] Thanks.

What a woman.

-Samy, you're so supportive. -It's crazy. I'm like good at boyfriend.

You guys ever been good at something? It's awesome.

-Okay, I got hash browns and bacon... -Thank you. It looks good.

-[Paul] ...pancakes... -Oh, my God. Delish!

-[Anton] Thank you. -...and some grilled cheese.

-[Anton] Thank you. -...and some grilled cheese. Vladi, you're a technician.

Vladi, you're a technician.

Oh. You think so?

Have you considered sushi?

I see this for you. Raw is the new cooked.

And I have always said that.

I will think about it.

[Billie clears throat]

"Raw is the new cooked"?

Yeah. That's something that I say.

Anton, you have to think before you say shit.

Oh, my God. No one actually cares what I'm saying, okay?

I'm just filling the silence.

Oh, Anton. [chuckles] Oh, my God. I did it.

-[Anton gasps] -[Samir] Oh!

-What is that? -Remember? You said, "A bare thigh

-is a wasted opportunity." -...thigh is a wasted opportunity. Yeah.

-Yeah. -Yes, I remember that.

And I have always said that.

[waiter] Mm-hmm.

I-I do fear that's a little infected, my love.

It should not be so mossy.

You should probably cover it. Yeah.

-Yeah, it's beautiful, though. -It's gorgeous.

[?? "Bad Advice" playing]

?? I need some bad advice ??

?? Stay up tonight ??

?? We'll make it out alive ??

[?? song ends]

[Billie scoffs] I'm so over this.

-[Paul] What? The work stuff? -[Billie] Yeah.

"Dear sir. Yours faithfully." Billie.

"Dear sir. Yours faithfully." Billie. Come on. This is why

Come on. This is why you can't use AI to write your networking emails.

-What? I wrote this. -Oh.

Why do people keep saying that about the things that I write?

God, this is so annoying. I mean, it's been, like, three months

and I haven't even gotten an informational.

It sucks.

What do you think I should do?

[stammers] Me? Oh, no, sorry. No, I don't... I don't give advice.

-What? [chuckles] -It's too much responsibility.

Unless it's like, "You go, girl."

But where you go, that's totally up to you.

Okay, Paul Baker, you've got like six jobs.

Can you help me get one?

Okay, fine.

[inhales] Okay, I would add more personality.

-Like... Like spice it up a little bit. -[door opens]

Well, I did spice this one up. I said, "Yours in service."

-Yeah, it's not spice. -It's a little spicy.

-That's not spicy. -Hey, guys.

-Oh, hey. -Hey.

How was the Endo midterm? Was it good?

-You ace it? -Um. Oh, yeah. Good. I'm glad it's over.

-I-I have something to tell you. -Okay.

Or, actually, everyone's here, so I'll tell everyone.

Okay, everyone. Guys. Carly has an announcement.

-Sit, sit. -Sit?

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[Issa] Oh, my God.

I think we got an interview at Stony Brook.

We got a real shot there for residency.

-[Issa, Billie] "We"? -Ah! Okay. I'm nervous.

Um, I've decided to...

[inhales] ...get into music.

-[Issa] Aw! -[Billie] Yeah!

I know it sounds weird, right?

I feel like I just maybe need an outlet.

I-I feel like I'm 25 already, right? Like, I'd regret it if I didn't try it.

-[Paul, Anton] Yeah. -Yes, Issa.

I took voice lessons for eight years.

Great.

-So, um, wait. -[Billie kisses]

You guys wanna hear my first single?

-There's a single? -Yeah.

I'm just hearing about this, and there's already a single.

-[Carly] Yes. -[all] Yeah!

-Yeah, man. -Yeah!

So, the-the song, it's called "Hiccups," parentheses, "Body Go Crazy."

-Huh. -[Carly] Yeah, yeah.

Okay, I hope you don't hate it.

[over TV] It's Carly.

?? Paradise, I lose control ??

?? Drive so fast We hit the pole ??

?? Rap and pop And rock and roll ??

?? All the genres Light my soul ??

[distorted] ?? And my body goes crazy ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup And my body goes crazy ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

?? And my body Goes muh-muh-music ??

?? And my body Goes muh-muh-music ?? ?? Hiccup, hiccup

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup And my body goes ??

-?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ?? -?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ??

[vocalizing]

-[Carly] ?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ?? -[Issa vocalizing] Hiccup.

-Eee! So, just a taste, but, um... -[Samir exhales sharply]

...thoughts and, you know, feelings or reactions?

[clears throat] Well, I can... I'll just start if that's all right.

-Jump in. Yeah. Go for it. -[Samir] Yeah, yeah.

If that's fine. What genre was that?

-[Anton] Mmm. -Good question.

-[Samir] Mmm. -[Issa] Yes.

Oh, um. Well, it's K-pop. [chuckling]

-Wow. -Duh.

-Obviously. -[Paul] Is Carly Korean?

She fucking better be. [chuckles]

I'm... I'm just like... like... like where did this come from?

Just because, like, I know you have that little keyboard in your room, right?

So, did the little keyboard do this?

No. I was actually talking to Anton.

Sorry, Anton? Ha! [chuckles]

Hmm? Anton? Me? I'm sorry, what did you say?

I was... I was somewhere. I was still thinking about your song.

[Carly] Remember, Anton, I was saying yesterday that,

like, I don't know, should I dream bigger than dentistry?

And then I told you that growing up, my childhood dream was to be a singer.

And then you told me that

a dentist is just a singer who hasn't grabbed a microphone.

-Oh. -Hmm.

Well, okay. I've always said... that.

[Carly] Samy, come on. Be honest.

What do you think?

What do I think?

I think you're going global, mama.

-[chuckles] What? -[Anton] Yep. Pop star.

-Oh, my God. -[all cheering]

-[Anton] There she is! -Yay!

You're going global, mama!

-[Samir] Aah! -[Issa] Oh, my God!

Anton? Anton, can I talk to you upstairs for a second?

-[clears throat] Upstairs? -Please.

Why upstairs, Samir?

-I can connect you with people. -It was really good.

-Like really... People. -Oh, my God. Really?

Maybe not at your level, but when you're at the next level.

-Ow. Ow, Samir! -What did you do?

-What did you do? -Okay, what?

So, she made a song, Samir. God forbid a girl in her 20s has a dream.

Yeah, but I'm the boyfriend who has to support that dream.

-Okay. -Okay? Did you hear that song?

It sounds like a stroke wrote it.

And by the way, why K-pop? How did we get to K-pop?

Okay, I didn't specify K-pop, for the record.

I don't know where the K came from.

-Okay? Is she K? -She's Filipina. She's F.

Can you do K if you're F?

-It's not that bad, Samir. -It is that bad, Anton. Okay?

You turned my focused, stable dentist girlfriend into a-a pop girlie.

We went to college with girls like that. We made fun of girls like that.

Who's gonna go to a pop-girlie dentist?

-Just be honest with her, Samir. -[breaths deeply]

You just said you're good at boyfriend, right?

I'm good at back rubs and putting little toppings in her yogurt.

I've never had to crush her dreams, but still be a good guy,

but support her, but don't support her.

Do you understand how fucking high-level this is? Okay?

Do you understand how fucking high-level this is? Okay?

It's like I'm good for Triple-A, and you're sending me to the major leagues.

-Baseball? -Baseball.

-Samir, I know it's hard, okay? -[sighs]

But nothing tests a relationship like a dream unexpected.

And I've always said that.

-Stop it. -Ow, ow.

-Stop just saying shit. [grunts] -Ow.

-Hi. -Hey.

Okay, so I know that you hate giving advice.

Mmm.

But I think you might be incredible at it.

-Stop. You got a bite? -Yeah! [chuckles]

Okay, so he's a consultant at a think tank,

and he says I can pick his brain.

-Okay, let's fucking go, Billie! -[chuckling]

You're gonna pick the shit out of it.

-Wow. -[chuckles]

-What? -You just really, really spiced it up, eh?

-Yeah. -Like a lot, though.

-What? -You said "hey" with two Y's.

-Yeah. -And then ended it in "he-he."

-What's wrong with "he-he"? -"Ha-ha" is for work, "he-he" is for sex.

-What? -Yeah. [gasps] Oh, and the tongue emoji.

Well, no, that's self-deprecating. That's like...

Or it's like... [moans]

Oh, no, no. So you think he thinks it's a date?

Oh, no, no. So you think he thinks it's a date? [stammers] I don't know. Maybe.

[stammers] I don't know. Maybe.

-What time did he say to meet? -Seven o'clock.

Uh, that could go either way. Is it drinks or dinner?

-Small bites. -Fuck small bites. It's inconclusive.

So what do I do? I-I-I can't not go, right?

I-I've got a fish on the line.

Yeah. But does the fish want to hire you or fuck you?

Oh, no. I don't wanna fuck a fish.

Yeah.

Speaking of fish, though.

Dragon roll with ranch?

[whispers] Vladi's been experimenting.

Ugh. Fucking Anton.

Ow.

?? Rap and pop And rock and roll ???? All the genres Light my soul ??

?? And my body goes crazy Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

?? And my body Goes crazy, hiccup... ??

-Hold. Sorry, hold. -[?? music stops]

Hey, I think the boom's in the shot, baby.

-Oh, my bad. -[director] Going again.

?? And my body goes crazy Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

?? And my body Goes crazy, hiccup... ??

Hiccup, hiccup. Fan. The fan's in the shot.

-I can see it. -I can't see what you see, babe.

Maybe we just cut.

[Samir] I think maybe it's because it's cardboard.

[sighs] Okay, so, um...

[sighs] Okay, so, um... Matt Brown's restaurant failed,

Matt Brown's restaurant failed,

Katie Park has never sold any of her jewelry line.

Did I just steer all these people's lives to shit?

-Don't make that face. -I'm not.

-You are. Don't make that face. -I'm not making the face. I'm not.

-Anton, it's not your fault. -[sighs]

Man, you're just one of those people where everyone cares what you think.

-[sighs] -It's true. Dude, I-I sure do.

-You do? -Yeah.

-You do? -Yeah. Remember when

Remember when you told me to join the Homeowners Association?

-Ugh. No. -[chuckles] What?

-Anton, I'm on the mulch committee. -[scoffs] That's great.

[Issa vocalizes]

[chuckles] Yeah, that's definitely an A-sharp.

Is there any encouragement you wanna offer me, Anton?

?? Any at all? Any at all? Any, any, any at all? ??

?? Any at all? ?? [vocalizes]

-Clean your glass? I-I don't... -Anton.

You told... [whispers] ...Carly to be a singer

when here I am with this voice and these tits?

Okay, Issa, please.

-Oh, please, what? -Anton. Anton. Please, please.

-You have to help. You did this. -[Anton] Samir.

Look at me, I'm a fucking boom guy. All right?

This shoot costs six grand. Okay? That money should be for her tuition.

And they aren't even shooting efficiently.

Oh, my God. She's not doing any of her reading,

she's barely studied for her prosthodontist exam.

T-That's bridges and crowns, Anton.

Okay.

Oh. She's so sweet. Her heart is so big.

I just don't want her to get hurt or embarrassed.

Okay, so just tell her how you feel about all this, man.

Oh, yeah, and then I'm the one who's hurting and embarrassing her?

We've only been back together for five months. All right?

[stammers] That is not dream-crushing territory.

Okay, Samir, you are making this all about you.

This is about her and what she needs to hear from someone who cares about her.

-[Samir] Huh. -[Carly] Hey, baby.

We need an extension cord for the fog machine.

Shit.

Flying it in, babe.

[Paul] Good luck.

-Oh, wait. Evan Gallagher. -Hmm?

Tenth grade, I told him to try UFC,

-and now he's in a coma. -[crowd cheering on video]

-Oh. Oh. -Oh, God.

Boom, dude. Roundhouse kick to the face.

You're okay.

?? Rap and pop And rock and roll ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup Body go crazy ??

-Hey. -Hi.

-Oh, can I get some of that? -Yeah. For sure.

-[Billie] Thank you. -How did it go with that guy last night?

-Oh, with my informational? -Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it was great. It was awesome. And it very much was an informational.

-Good. -So... [chuckles]

-Ooh. -What?

You have a hickey.

-You have a hickey, Billie. -No, no, no, no, no.

You know what happened, actually?

Uh, I got punched in the neck.

Uh, I got punched in the neck. -Yeah. -By a cop.

-Yeah. -By a cop.

-Billie. -Fuck. Okay, fine.

He thought it was a date.

Okay, but I turned it into an informational.

And then I fucked him.

[gasps] Billie! That's not good.

No, no, no, no. Okay. It is good.

Do you know how hard it is to make career connections?

And then apparently people actually write back

-when they think that sex is on the table. -Huh.

So I can have it all.

I'm having sex and I'm networking.

-I'm sex-working. -Oh.

-Oh, no. -No.

[phone chimes]

Oh. I just got an email from the VP of a medical sales company.

You wanna work in medical sales?

I could wanna work in medical sales.

[?? "Bye Bye" pla Wow. She really promoted the shit out of this, eh?

-Yeah. -A lot of merch.

She used the rest of her tuition money, so...

-Oh. -[Samir] Yeah.

So this is my life now.

I'm a boom guy.

-Congrats. -Yeah.

-[Billie] Hi. [chuckles] -Hey.

[Samir] Hey, Billie.

I'm gonna go get some of that yellowtail.

Oh, great. And when you're back, I wanna hear more about your work-life balance.

Mmm.

[Billie chuckles]

-Billie. -[Billie] What?

-It was the only night he could do. -Oh, my God.

And he's cute. And he's a CEO.

And he's cute. And he's a CEO. -Of what? -Glue company.

-Of what? -Glue company.

You wanna work in glue?

-I could wanna work in glue. -She could wanna work in glue.

-Scott Ritger. How are you? -[Billie chuckles]

-Scott Ritger. Pleasure. -Hi.

-[Scott] Pleasure's mine, really. -[Paul] What was it, sorry?

-Your name? Nice to meet you. -Scott. Ritger. Nice to meet you.

It's a pleasure. You got a good handshake.

It's a pleasure. You got a good handshake. Can you guys just, like,

Can you guys just, like, hold it down for me for a second here?

-No. -I gotta... I gotta go check something out.

-Quick story. -Oh.

-Delta Sky lounge. You ever been? -No.

I don't know what's going on. It was a zoo when I was there last time.

Hey. Hey. Hi. What's going on?

Hey. Hey. Hi. What's going on? Hey. Um, I don't know.

Hey. Um, I don't know.

-I'm feeling kind of crazy right now. -Okay.

-I'm feeling kind of crazy right now. -Okay.

Can you be honest with me?

Is this, like, a big mistake?

Or, ugh, I think I'm just nervous because my grandpa flew in.

-Oh. -[Carly] Yeah. He's 96.

My mom said this might be the last thing he sees.

Mm-hmm. That's... Wow. You know... [stammers]

Mm-hmm. That's... Wow. You know... [stammers] [both exclaiming]

[both exclaiming]

-Yeah. [chuckling] -[giggling]

-What? -Wow.

-Is it too much? -No, I think it's just like...

It's like exactly what I thought I was gonna see

-when I turned around. -Okay, yay.

-Could you just give me one second? -Okay.

I'll be right back, okay? I'll be back. [giggles]

Anton. Anton, I need your help.

-No, no help. No. -Yes.

I've sworn off that, okay?

[stammers] My powers are a curse, my wreckage has been wrought,

etcetera and so forth. No.

Bro, I'm panicking, okay?

I'm trying to be supportive, and it's not working.

This whole thing's gonna be a fucking shit show.

Sorry, Samir. My advice... [stammers] It's a disaster. So...

-Anton, her grandpa flew in. -Great.

I brought a man from the Philippines to die.

I can't give you what you need.

I am not asking you for a fucking quip or a whimsical motto.

That is not why I'm friends with you. I wanna know what you think.

I wanna know what you actually think.

What do I do?

[Scott] Yeah, I'll be home around 10:30. Okay?

Yeah, honey. Sorry I missed dinner.

All right, I love you too. Bye.

Hey, Scott, quick question. Uh, who the hell was that? [chuckles]

My wife, Christine.

-Your wife, Christine? [chuckles] -You okay, Bills?

Uh. No, actually.

Scott "the pervert" Ritger over here is married.

-Wow. -Yeah.

And he was gonna fuck me like a sociopath

and then go home to his loving wife, Christine.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Shame on you.

-Shame! -Actually, you know what?

You're lucky this is empty.

You're lucky this is empty. Yeah. Good-bye, lottery ticket.

Yeah. Good-bye, lottery ticket.

Are you out of your mind? I wasn't gonna have sex with you.

I was here to offer you a job.

Your email made it sound like this was a networking thing.

You even sent the little thing with the tongue out on the side.

It's self-deprecating. That's a work thing, not a sex thing.

[muttering] ...for this shit...

-Okay, so no more of that. -Yeah, thank God.

You know, I did learn a lot, though.

-Yeah? -Yeah, like, uh...

Oh, did you know that locksmiths get pensions?

You wanna be a locksmith?

-I could wanna be a locksmith. -You go, girl.

[?? pop music pla [chattering]

[murmuring]

-Carly. -Hey, hey, hey.

-[panting] Hey. -Whoa, what's wrong?

[stammers] I'm sorry. I should've said this to you already, but...

[sighs] I do...

I do actually think this might be a mistake.

What? What do you mean?

Look, I wanna be that guy that roots for you in everything that you do, okay?

But, like, if any part of you wants an out,

like, now's the time. Like, tell me.

Like, we can figure it out. Hey, I'll-I'll shit my pants on stage.

I'll shit my pants everywhere for you.

But, like, if this is what you want, like, this is what you truly want, then...

then I'll-I'll be here for that. Okay?

Hey, I'll be your boom guy.

And I've always said that.

I just need a second.

-All right. -Okay.

So that went horribly, but I am crying.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

-put your hands together for Carly. -Shit, stall, Anton.

-Please. Stall, please stall. -Stall? Me, right now?

-Yes. Now, now. -Okay, okay, okay.

-Yes. Now, now. -Okay, okay, okay. Stay here. Okay, okay.

Stay here. Okay, okay.

[crowd murmuring]

[panting]

-Excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Issa. -Mmm.

Issa, Issa, please.

I know you're mad at me, but we really need you on that stage.

I'll do it.

Oh, my God, were you wearing that the whole time?

Can you relax? I'm a dance teacher.

Then why do you have a microphone?

Because I was always gonna sing at this.

Jenna, track three.

Who is Jenna?

[?? "I Dreamed a Dream" playing]

?? I dreamed a dream In time gone by ??

Hey, so what the hell is going on?

?? When hope was high And life worth living ??

?? I dreamed that love Would never die ??

Dead or asleep, sir? Are we dead or asleep?

?? I dreamed that God Would be forgiving ??

Front row, security, I think we got a dead man in the front row.

Baby, baby, I'm sorry. Please, okay? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.

-I should never... -No, stop.

-I should never... -No, stop. Stop it. Okay? You were right.

Stop it. Okay? You were right.

I woke up this morning, and I was just like,

"Wait, what the fuck am I doing?"

Is anyone a nurse or a doctor or a pilot? If we could just get that checked out.

Is anyone a nurse or a doctor or a pilot? If we could just get that checked out.

?? And dreams were made ??

I think I'm just, like, tired and burnt out

and stressed out about my life being ordinary.

-Yeah. -But the song is bad, right?

Like, the song is really bad?

-The song's very bad. -[chuckles] Oh, no.

No, it's bad. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

?? With their voices Soft as thunder ??

He might have pills in his bag. There's a big bag next to him. Check the bag.

[Carly] All these people came to see me perform, and they're, like,

my mom's college friends and my dental school friends.

And-And they're... they're just waiting for me.

It's okay. I promise it's okay. Look, look, look.

-What, what? -Look, look. They're getting a show.

?? But life has killed The dream ??

Is he okay?

?? I dreamed ??

-[crowd cheering] -[inhales] Oh, my God.

-He's alive. Grandpa's alive. -What?

-[whooping] -Go, Issa!

It's very rude to fall asleep during a concert, sir.

Stay home if you're tired. Okay? I'm just kidding.

I'm so glad you're alive. [chuckles]

Thank you guys so much. Thank you, New York.

[Carly] ?? Rap and pop And rock and roll ??

?? All the genres Light my soul ??

?? And my body goes crazy Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

-?? My body goes... ?? -[Carly] ?? Hiccup ??

-[Carly] ?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ?? -?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ??

?? And my body goes... ??

-[Carly] ?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ?? -?? Hiccup, hiccup, hiccup ??

?? ...Goes crazy Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

[Carly] ?? Carly with a Y ??

?? Bubble gum and neon glow ??

?? Hot as sun and cold as snow ??

?? Paradise I lose control ??

?? Drive so fast We hit the pole ??

?? Rap and pop And rock and roll ??

?? All the genres Light my soul ??

?? And my body goes crazy ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

-?? And my body goes... ?? -?? Body goes... ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

?? And my body goes... music ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

-?? And my body goes... ?? -?? Body goes... ??

?? Hiccup, hiccup Hiccup, hiccup ??

?? Carly with a Y ??

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