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Hey mom, what's up?

Oh, hey sweetie.

I just got back from the mall with the girls.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, my feet are still hurting. I was shopping for hours.

Would you mind massaging my feet for me?

Yeah, of course.

Gotta take care of my favorite stepmom.

That's great.

I love being a stepmom.

Oh my god, this is the longest shopping.

Your dad is so annoying.

He's, like, he's getting mad at me for shopping. Can you believe that?

Why would he get mad at you for shopping, Mom?

He's saying that I'm spending too much money. But, like, honestly, I barely

even bought anything.

I just got, like, some shoes.

Like, only two pairs.

Like, four dresses.

Um, two bracelets.

Like, not even that much stuff. Like, I only spent, like, 15K today.

I don't know. Like, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I really love being your stepmom and everything, but I just don't... I'm just

not really, like, understanding why I'm disappointing him with the spending.

Like, I could have married anyone I wanted.

Yeah, I mean, that's true.

He's really not even that rich, to be honest.

Well, maybe that's just, like, stressed out about something else, you know? I'm

like... I know, but it's just, it's not fair to me. Like, I need to look nice

for him, and what does he expect?

It takes money to look nice, you know?

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, that's good.

You probably just, like, ignore him.

Yeah. And probably leave it alone.

Yeah, he just keeps texting me, like... He's really upset about the numbers he

saw on the bill today.

So hopefully everything's going to be okay.

It's just really annoying because I really, like, held back today, too.

There were so many things I wanted to get that I didn't.

Well, you should tell Dad that because, like, he should just be, like, grateful,

you know? Probably.

Yeah, you're right.

I didn't know that, like, being a stepmom was going to be so stressful.

I mean, because, like, honestly, like, dad should just, like, he should just

make more money, you know? I know. Right?

Yeah, like, I'm so beautiful, and he needs to take care of me and make sure

that I'm happy with all the materialistic things that I want and

need. Yeah.

You see, you understand.

It makes me feel a little better, at least.

Hey,

Claire.

Yeah, um, I'm good. Just got home from shopping with the girls. We missed you

today.

Yeah.

Ugh, no.

No, girls.

Ugh, yeah, he's just... He's stressing me out.

Things are not going that great right now, you know?

Like, he got mad about today, like, that I went shopping.

And he said that I spent too much money again.

And, like, it's just, like, it stresses me out because I'm not even spending

that much money, like, as I could be.

You know?

Yeah, I don't know, girl.

It's been really stressful, like I said.

Yeah, I think I have to do something about it. I don't know what yet.

I have been thinking about cheating on him.

It's just, I don't know what else to do.

What else am I supposed to do?

Just me thinking about it.

Yeah.

I get so little and you come so fast.

It's like, can you imagine someone like that telling you to stop

treating yourself so like by putting money?

It has no sense in it. There's no sense.

So that's what stresses me out.

So you can go a little lower.

Yeah.

So we should go shopping.

Girl, like, that's the only thing I can think of that's going to happen to me.

There's no dick within me.

So little.

He's so lucky he has me.

Anyways, I'll talk to you soon.

Hey,

sweetie.

That's really good.

Mom, are you talking about Dad?

No, babe, just mind your business. That's adult conversation.

Okay. I'm just stressed out, you know.

Can you make sure you get my butt a little bit more?

Yeah. But I'm just so stressed out because, like,

I need to get sexually satisfied.

Is that true? I mean, like, your dad's got a really small penis?

Well, it's, like, inappropriate to tell you, but it's so funny. Like, he has the

weirdest-shaped dick.

pointy and small it's like a little toothpick really yeah there's no

pleasure in it and plus like that's just meow because like i need to relieve

like you know myself somehow and like i try to go shopping and i get bitched out

about it and then like the sex is just like horrible like who wants to be poked

with a little toothpick like yeah no that's true Oh, my God, please don't

tell your father that I'm talking about this. No, I wouldn't tell him. I trust

you.

Yeah, you're doing a good job.

But, yeah, it's just, like... You shouldn't be stressed like

this.

Right?

Yeah, you shouldn't have to be stressed out.

It's, like, it's too bad. Like, I want to, like...

I've been thinking about cheating on him, honestly.

But I don't know what else to do.

It's too bad you can't help me with that, too.

Mom, I can help you with, like, anything you want.

No, that's so inappropriate.

Plus, like, your dick is probably just like your dad's.

I don't have a toothpick, Mom.

I mean, I shouldn't even be talking about this stuff to you.

But...

Just out of curiosity.

Do you want me to show you what my penis looks like?

Yeah, but I just want to make sure it's not like your dad's.

Wow, it's really nice, actually.

You think so?

Yeah, it's nice and big and cheeky.

It's definitely not like your dad's.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah. I mean, that could make you feel better. I wouldn't tell dad or anybody.

Yeah, you can never tell your father about this. I won't, I swear.

Mommy's gonna put it in your mouth, okay?

Okay.

Good. And it's definitely not a toothpick.

Thank you, Mom.

I think you should just be able to feel good, like, all the time.

Yeah. Because you're just, like, I think you're, like, perfect, Mom.

You're the best stepmom in the world.

Yeah.

You're the best stepson.

Thank you.

You want to make me feel good?

Yeah.

Yeah, I need that.

You shouldn't be stressed out.

Your stupid dad telling you to pick the money.

It's crazy.

I know, it's so crazy.

This is kind of crazy too.

Yeah, probably.

But you taste so good.

Mm-hmm.

Think about doing this when you make me rub your butt.

Yeah? Ryan, I'm gonna tell you.

You're not gonna tell me anything, baby.

Oh, yeah, it's okay.

It's sex that my last girlfriend was.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, I love fucking and sucking.

But look how nice your cock is.

You can already do this with that, I guess.

No, it's not possible.

But yours is.

Do you like when I blow bubbles on you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so good.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, no, you feel so good.

Let me get on top of you.

You want to get on top of me, Mom? Yeah.

Okay.

so good and so sweet.

Wow, you did such a good job fucking me.

Thanks. Now I feel a little less stressed out.

Yeah,

let's just ignore dad.

Yeah, I'll ignore him for a little if we can keep doing this.

Yeah.