Original subtitles

thank you

Thank you.

Go back and thank your mom for me.

The earmarking was approved so quickly.

She was afraid she wouldn't be able to help the kids.

That's why it's especially urgent.

next

The kid woke up and said.

He must take it to the big brother who saved him.

If they were going to paint my mom, they'd have to paint my mom.

I'm just an errand boy.

You're too modest.

If you hadn't coordinated and contacted me.

How could it have gone so well?

I'll be sure to show it to my mom.

thank you

Hey, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.

Have you been seeing anyone lately?

president (of a university etc)

The kid in 706 has taken his medicine and is asleep.

Don't worry.

Go change your clothes.

Oh, yeah.

that one

I need you to sign off on the first half of the assessment.

OK

(of an unmarried couple) be close

I'll go change first.

Go now.

I brought out this paramedic just now.

rare

Do you like it? I'll introduce you.

Auntie, I have a girlfriend.

It's a shame it's not meant to be.

be sorry (for inconveniencing sb)

I'm gonna take this.

Hello, this is

Hi. - Hi. - Hi.

It's okay. It's okay.

I'll have time later.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Check it out.

You said.

Is this real or staged?

me

I don't know anything about this kind of thing.

Is that good?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

It's a subjective thing, isn't it?

Is it good?

I think it's good.

Something's wrong with you.

You're transgender.

That's because you've got a preconceived notion.

It's obviously that lousy guy Huang Jianhong.

He doesn't even make 50,000 a month.

She spends $20,000 a month on diamonds to shake her.

He's taking care of the house, that's all. What do you care?

He's just not taking care of his family.

And he didn't even take care of me.

Do you really want to be shaken?

Of course.

Okay, or I'll shake you. Come on.

Shake it a little more.

What are you doing with me?

My lunchbox is your lunchbox.

You know that too?

Grateful for the blessings. Pay up.

I'm looking for Little Jianjian.

Introducing the toys we unboxed today

Wet for Ally.

Water Sense Lubricant

Look at the texture.

Why don't you order it now?

Hmm?

What's up? You like it, don't you? I've been watching it.

No, I've seen her.

You've seen her?

Yeah, I've seen her.

How come you've seen her?

Fan Junming is watching her live at work.

He said he's going to help her gain popularity.

Really?

then (in that case)

Then have you ever shaken within the live host ah

Of course it is.

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

It's only a couple hundred bucks.

Hundreds of dollars? And you're shaking it off.

No, I've been watching Street Fighter before.

And LOL at the World Series.

Seeing the beauty of technology or the operation of God

Hey, it's so awesome, I can't help but shake it off.

So, how much does Kinhon do?

Mayu said it's at least 20,000 dollars a month

And it's been months.

Yes, sir.

You said Mayu went to an erotic massage

Erotic massage.

They're not all the same.

Then Brother Kinhon spent money on other women.

Did something happen to them before?

I don't know.

I didn't hear that from Mayu.

however

I think they seem to have a good relationship.

The kid's cute.

It really costs money.

Shouldn't we take the kids to Japan to see the steel bullets?

You're the one who wants to go, right?

All the boys like steel bullets.

right

uh-huh

So what do I like?

You like me.

Zhang Jiachen is late for his own appointment.

It's just a little bit.

Let's go.

It's just a matter of time. Let's go.

What the hell are we doing today?

Something to make you happy.

Every woman's pussy

It's all like a beautiful, unique flower.

We have a lot of sex toys on site

The best sex toys are our hands.

Put your hand on the perineum.

You'll see.

The middle finger will naturally fall into this gap.

Slide up this seam.

Stays in the clitoris

Try to tap it gently.

It's like trying to tap Morse code.

Feel it with a little effort.

control

Move up.

Wow, you're all doing great.

exclamation Eh!

Why are you taking this class?

I don't do a lot of cases on my own.

I'm gonna learn some more tricks to teach them.

So they can be happy.

Thanks for taking me to class.

I'll buy you a coffee later.

That's just the intro.

The main event is about to begin.

Find a comfortable position.

You can sit or lie down.

Let's start practicing.

Start. Start. Start.

Zhang Jiachen (1969-), Chinese-American film director

What do we do now?

Love yourself.

do sth more quickly

Why are you sitting next to me?

It's okay, we're so good.

Let's do it together.

Reach into this gap.

You're doing great.

Feel the joy from within

Well done.

It's beautiful.

Toggle it again.

It's gonna come in waves.

Bye-bye.

Here's the coffee.

Thank you

impolite

As a thank you for taking my class.

A gift for you.

Why are you so polite?

make one's curtsy

I don't need it. Keep it for yourself.

exclamation Eh!

These are for your enjoyment.

You're a big girl though you don't like

But maybe this little girl of yours likes it.

Let's give it a try.

Okay? Come on.

Oh, come on, this homework is too hard.

Homework has another

Ah, and ah.

What's this?

What are you doing?

What's that about?

Your little girl.

Your little girl.

Zhang Jiachen, you.

You're making a lot of noise.

awesome

It's over. It's a straight ball matchup.

That's the best we can do for now.

nice hit!

possible

another

Bento Bento

swing and miss

I'm home.

next

nothing

hand over

Clams?

Give me your best shot.

last ball (in soccer)

I'm telling you, I really can't watch it.

I really can't watch it.

Okay, that's it.

Well, you can see for yourself.

No, no, no. You stay with me.

I can't watch this ball.

Look at this for me.

What's wrong with it now?

confer a title on a king

Lin Shuzhe, what are you doing?

Lin Shuzhe (1946-), Taiwanese calligrapher

confer a title on a king

Baby I love you

Yes

Honey.

The king is crowned today.

Can I have another beer?

It's okay.

Love you

OK

exclamation Eh!

What are you looking for?

Hmm?

call on sb.

A vibrator.

nothing

as soon as

I don't know if I've been too tired lately or what you see.

I've got bags under my eyes all the way down here.

Don't you have one of those rolling ones?

Oh, that's on the dresser.

I'll look for it.

here are

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Use the small side.

both can

You could use a little lotion.

Which one is the lotion?

Do you really live here?

Yeah, that's right.

(coll.) wife

interjection of surprise

I have circles in my pupils now.

Oh, good.

The circle gets bigger.

The circle gets smaller.

The circle gets bigger.

desirable

There you go. Thank you.

Good morning.

Good morning!

What are you doing?

It's okay.

Good morning, Ms. Chinglish.

Mom?

yonder

Good morning!

Mei Yu or Miyu (name)

Why is Xuan here?

I had a fight with that scumbag last night.

I can't believe he ran away from home.

There's no one in my family who can help me with Gu Xiao Xuan

Xuanbao, will you eat it now?

You didn't eat the peppers yourself.

I'm different.

Because I'm old so I don't have to eat.

But you're still young, so you have to eat.

Xuan, 30 cents.

It's our turn to eat.

Look, your brothers and sisters are about to eat, and you haven't finished yet.

Xuan.

Do you remember the Pepper Monster my brother told you about?

remember that

Do you hate monsters?

be

Then we

Let's get rid of them all, okay?

That's great.

sound of child's crying

Wow, that's amazing.

Thirty-one points.

This one's for mom.

Then Mommy has to go to work.

Why don't you go sit outside and read a book?

But I want to sleep.

Oh, so you'll sleep on the table.

But you have to remember to cover your coat, okay?

Okay.

Then let's go.

OK

It's too bad for Xuan, he'll catch a cold

I don't need you to tell me that.

You think I don't have feelings?

I'm on vacation tomorrow.

I'm going to find that scum Huang Jianhong tonight.

Ask him what he wants.

You're taking Xuan to negotiate with him?

Of course not.

Can you do me a favor?

I want to, too. Xuan is so cute.

But we're fully booked today.

I'm losing my mind over Kobayashi.

There's really nothing we can do.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I can't.

I'm asking you to accompany me to find Lawrence Wong.

What about Xuan?

There's one more person who can help.

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

Hello, Atsushi.

hello (loanword)

I'm sorry to ask for your help right away.

No, I won't.

It's been a long time since we've had a Men's talk.

I also bought a bottle of whiskey today.

What are you talking about?

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

Are you still drawing Captain Woof stories?

Yes, I drew a lot.

Really?

Really?

Let's go

Let's go.

Bye. Be good.

I'll take this back for you.

No, I can do it myself.

Don't you have something to do later?

feed (an animal, baby, invalid etc)

I told you I'm not going.

Grow up.

Mature. Mature.

That's so sweet.

If only Huang Jianhong was half as good as your Chieh!

interjection or grunt of agreement or recognition (e.g. yes, it's me!)

Hey, there's no such thing as a hard-to-get-along look.

Come on, let's get outta here.

Qing, that's all I can think of.

He's in the neighborhood.

Here we go. Look.

It's really coming.

Really?

I caught you.

The lady's here, too.

interjection of surprise

right

It's been so many years, and you still can't change your ways.

walk

Hurry up, Green Talk.

You know why we're eating fried chicken today?

I don't know.

Because we're celebrating today.

Yesterday, the baseball team I support was crowned champions.

interrogative particle (classical)

Brother Atsushi - Is it good?

Do you have any toilet paper?

I want to wipe my hands.

Rub me here.

Really?

truly

But you can't tell Sister Qing-Yu

Otherwise she's gonna yell at me.

Like Mommy's mad at Daddy every day?

right

Kenny Wong - who is it?

Jianhong Huang, open the door!

You calm down.

Jianhong Huang, open the door!

It's really you, isn't it?

Pretend to run away from home for me.

And here you are, calling me a girl.

You're having fun, aren't you?

What girl?

Where is he?

So good at hiding.

Come in and help me find it.

And dessert.

You don't normally eat sweets.

How dare you say there's no one

And playing mahjong.

Can you play mahjong alone?

Where the hell is he?

So good at hiding.

Please, will you?

I'm alone. What's wrong with you?

You're the one who's crazy.

If I hadn't seen your credit card statement.

Worried you'll be so stupid you'll lose your money.

I'm not coming to you.

Did you hear that?

It's none of my business if the next door is screaming so loud.

Next time you go to a male model club.

Do you want me to break down the door and save you?

So you don't get sold by a human trafficker.

You're a human being.

You're really good at telling people what to do.

You're the one who cheated.

You see, he'll never look at his mistakes.

Everything that goes wrong is someone else's fault, isn't it?

Okay.

Why are you speaking for him?

She didn't speak for me.

I didn't bring her here.

She's my friend.

Why can't she come with me?

She's been with you since you got here. She's got the same nose.

She's the one who came with me.

You two must have been planning this for a long time, right?

You didn't catch it, did you?

quietly

I need to make a call.

excuse me

Green language. Green language.

you

sit down

And you.

Get dressed.

Is this a lollipop for kids?

No, it's not.

Will I be too high after eating it?

right

Can't I tell my mom and dad?

Yes

We agreed not to talk about it.

Hold this for me.

Hello. - Hello.

Hey, yes, yes, yes.

Chul, I want to go home.

Where's my mom and dad?

They're gonna be working late today.

I'll take you home later, okay?

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Ah, yeah.

Oh, we'll have all the plans tomorrow.

We'll email you our proposal as well.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, I've already organized the information.

I'll invite our

Okay, okay. Where did you get this?

In the bag.

fault

This is the sword I found.

I'll call you later.

Thank you. Thank you.

(coll.) part ways (with sb)

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

Give me that sword.

That... What kind of sword is that? Let me see.

This is the sword I found.

That's dirty. That's dirty.

Captain Woof fires a rocket launcher with the King of Fried Chicken.

Boom, boom, boom.

And was the King of the Chicken Fried Chicken injured?

It's okay. Captain Woof's got him eating bones to heal his wounds.

(coll.) cool, awesome

After the fried chicken the king comes back to life

I'm back.

Sister Qing-Yu, you're back!

Has Xuan been good today?

I'm a good boy.

I'm gonna take a shower right after I get back.

exclamation Eh!

The two of them had a big fight today.

Mei-yu went home first

So Kinhon went back to sleeping in the hotel.

But they promised me

We're going to couples counseling tomorrow.

We'll pick up Xuan later

What's wrong with you?

Yeah, that's right.

exclamation Eh!

You got me.

There was something going on between the two of them.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

What happened to Mom and Dad?

hiccup

Mom and Dad, they have something to whisper.

We're trying to make up after a fight.

Because grown-ups have little secrets too.

There are times when adults do

very angry

Why don't you talk to him?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

You remember when we had fried chicken in the park today.

Did you tell me that?

Mom has her moments.

I'm gonna be so mad at Dad.

Maybe they're afraid.

Fighting scares you.

That's why I didn't tell you.

Why should they be angry?

I don't like it when they're angry all the time.

likelihood

They've got their problems.

That...

I don't want you to be bothered with them.

So let's give them some time.

They'll tell you when they're done, okay?

Am I going to sleep here today?

Huh? No.

You slept in the park today.

Or do you want to pitch a tent?

Yeah, put up a tent.

Tell Ms. Ching-ling that I've set up a tent.

I set up my tent.

Huh?

We're gonna pitch our tents here today.

What?

Let's go. Let's go.

Breakfast is ready. You can get up now.

Come on.

Your weird coffee.

Good morning.

Good morning!

Same chocolate?

You were here last night.

Why did you tell Xuan that his parents were fighting?

Can't we talk about it?

No, I just thought

Kids don't need to know that much, do they?

Let me ask you something.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

If we have kids later.

What is it about us that you choose not to talk about?

Why are you telling me this all of a sudden?

say

The concept of education is different

We can start by talking now.

So what you're saying is that

You won't hide anything in the future.

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

I'll tell the kids that, too.

Good morning!

Good morning!

Come on, give her a hug.

(of an unmarried couple) be close

small fronted, curtained carriage (old)

Go brush your teeth and wash your face.

Because Dasan and Xiaowo are coming to pick you up.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Wong.

Hello, teacher.

It's a therapist.

Mr. Teacher, what kind of character fantasies do you have in mind every day?

Isn't that right?

I've only said three words and you've got a whole string of them.

It's a shame you're a librarian and not a screenwriter.

What do you want now?

Just come in for a consultation

Come on, let's sit inside.

next

Call me teacher, therapist, or Jiachen.

I don't mind. Come and sit down.

You're sitting next to me.

Why?

You're a control freak, aren't you?

Control what?

You didn't take care of your body after you gave birth to Xuan.

You have to go to the bathroom every hour.

If you don't sit on the side.

You'll have to go to the bathroom.

Is it this way or that way?

It's all stuck.

Okay, we'll start now.

Which one of you wants to go first?

Talk about your situation.

Me first.

Ladies first!

Our situation is

Now we have to share the mortgage.

And Xuan's tuition fees.

And maybe a piano lesson after that.

Take some kind of talent class.

Now we each have to give Mom and Dad some money every month.

It's hard enough to save money in this family.

but he

And his monthly paycheck.

Half of it goes to other people.

Am I wrong?

Jianhong Huang is watching his beautiful live sister every day

It's a waste of money, just like the Volcano's son.

I'm just supporting someone else's wife.

At least I'm not sleeping with anyone else.

You've already slept together.

And who cares if I slept with someone else?

I'm just getting a massage.

A massage is a massage.

Massage only with hands

It's not like you slept directly with a coworker.

Hey you!

An affair is an affair. What else is there to say?

Why can't I do it when you can?

You have double standards.

scum

(of an unmarried couple) be close

We're all in a bit of a mood right now.

stir up (emotions)

You guys check me out.

Come on, let's do something.

Take a deep breath. Breathe in hard.

blast

There's nothing better than a little

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Meiyu, thanks for sharing.

Let's do it.

Listen to Kinhon.

I've already admitted my fault and apologized to you.

What more do you want from me?

And you get half the money every month.

And you told me you wouldn't talk about it again.

I swear I'm only looking at it on my cell phone right now.

People watch what's on the air. It's normal.

You like it so much.

Why don't you look at me?

I'm, uh, I'm just looking around.

You're the one who's been talking shit over there.

And do you have to go along with what I like to see?

You're looking at what's wearing a leather jacket.

What's that? What's that?

How do I fit in? How do I dress?

Why don't you check yourself?

You're like a zombie every day, you're not breathing.

I want to be there every day when I'm pretending to be asleep.

Say you're tired.

Why don't you get tired of looking at other people?

exclamation Eh!

I have to go to work, and I have to take care of the kids.

You need my help with a bunch of things.

You love me every day.

Can I not turn into a zombie?

At the end of the day, it's my problem. I love you.

I deserved it when I married you.

You'll have to do the rest of your life on your own, won't you?

So I deserve to be hated for the rest of my life?

I don't have the right to see what I want to see.

Okay, stop.

Do you need a glass of water to calm down?

I'll do it. Thank you.

Be careful.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Be careful.

Well, you've both just expressed your frustrations with each other.

Spit it out hard.

Then you can listen to me now.

You can hear each other too, right?

My observations are

You're a couple who understand each other very well.

Even a fight.

know all about it

How to argue with each other to cause the most damage

Even though you're not used to each other's behavior.

But actually, in private.

You want it too.

To satisfy your sexuality, right?

Yeah, it is.

right

right

(of an unmarried couple) be close

Have you thought about getting a divorce?

divorced from (one's spouse)

Is that really necessary?

No, it's not.

divorced from (one's spouse)

What will happen to Xuan if we divorce?

Who's going to take her dad to dialysis in the divorce?

And there's no one to take care of him.

I don't have a normal day-to-day routine.

It's either pizza or fried chicken.

What age are you?

Who's going to take care of you when you're sick?

(nonverbal grunt as interjection)

Well, if no one wants a divorce.

Well, maybe we can try.

Other methods

Have you ever heard of an open relationship?

You want to ask something today?

My wife and I have a conflict of ideas.

And all this time?

Our general values are pretty much the same.

but

I've recently realized how different we are.

for example

for example

I always thought honesty was the easiest and most direct answer.

Isn't it strange not to talk about a lot of things?

What one thing would make you think that?

She actually has a vibrator.

So what?

fault

That means she wants to do it.

Well, if she wants to do it.

Why did you choose the vibrator and not me?

Your wife has a vibrator.

Doesn't mean she doesn't want to do it with you.

There could be other reasons.

Huh?

This incident reminds me of my recent

Treating a couple

The other day, we got into a fight right in front of me.

Wow, those two.

It's a horrible speech.

I was watching and I thought there was going to be a fight.

Did they fight?

whoever wins

But I'd rather they fight like this.

Sometimes we yell at each other.

It lets the other person know exactly what they want

I think it's a good way to communicate too

We just didn't fight.

If there's no way to talk about it, talk about it.

You'll have to watch your wife's body language.

it's possible

She'll reveal some useful information.

Take that couple, for example.

The gentleman will be arguing while he's pouring water for his wife.

And then the wife would argue while she wiped the table for the gentleman.

Look.

Do they obviously care about each other?

I get it. It's just a mouthful.

The body is honest.

right

realize

Thank you.

feed (an animal, baby, invalid etc)

hey

hello (loanword)

Take a good look at your model.

Spend more time with her.

Appreciate her.

Practice drawing her.

Well, I'll see you next time. I'll make an appointment.

Yeah, no problem. Call me back.

Uh-huh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Uh, no.

We just had a visitor.

You didn't see anyone.

But you're still on your cute boy radar.

What are you talking about?

All I can smell is cologne.

It's the counseling room that smells good.

It's Haruhiko's case.

You're in great shape.

hello (loanword)